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  • @lukefellows8341
    @lukefellows8341 5 років тому +2610

    1. Mary Poppins
    2. Mary Poppins Returns
    3. Mary Poppins Forever
    4. Mary Poppins and Robin
    5. Mary Poppins Begins
    6. The Dark Nanny
    7. The Dark Nanny Rises

  • @CptObvious
    @CptObvious 5 років тому +1360

    "Not one single shot in this movie has shown a London sky that is pretty or even 'not ugly.'"
    So you mean it's being accurate?

    • @lilian7901
      @lilian7901 5 років тому +39

      Cpt Obvious1994 as a British human, I can agree

    • @Raetsmar
      @Raetsmar 5 років тому +27

      @@lilian7901 have you seen the sky recently. Absolutely clear. Ffucking hate it

    • @lilian7901
      @lilian7901 5 років тому +12

      Rae well, it’s usually dark and cloudy

    • @Raetsmar
      @Raetsmar 5 років тому +5

      @@lilian7901 I know. I actually love it tbh

    • @scaratron8926
      @scaratron8926 5 років тому

      Mix It Up Movies thank you

  • @carablair2239
    @carablair2239 5 років тому +1274

    I love the Hamilton references you could say them non stop and I would never be satisfied

    • @kimaragentles2714
      @kimaragentles2714 5 років тому +98

      Jeez all of you are just helpless

    • @psychoticsilver
      @psychoticsilver 5 років тому +104

      This fandom needs to Take a Break.

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 5 років тому +98

      Congratulations. You've made it nearly to the peak of Hamilton puns, just wait for it and I'm sure you'll get your shot when you get there.
      I would make another Hamilton pun one last time before I post this comment, but my name isn't Alexander Hamilton and the world is wide enough for more people to make the Hamilton puns,
      And now it truly sickens me to know that someone will be back to do so but then again others might suck at it which means that they won't know what we know.
      But in all honesty, I hope that you do burn for that pun.

    • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
      @chinchilla_fandoms9500 5 років тому +38

      @@tacobanana6538Sweet Jesus

    • @dougwalker4313
      @dougwalker4313 5 років тому +35

      @@tacobanana6538 you will never be satisfied

  • @JohnC10
    @JohnC10 5 років тому +430

    "The Edge of the Bowl AHhhhhhhhhhhh"
    "I have the same reaction when I pee in the dark"
    Hahahahahaha. Oh CinemaSins

  • @sydneyfreeman-coker1179
    @sydneyfreeman-coker1179 5 років тому +977

    “His name is Jack he is the lantern guy. And there’s a million things he hasn’t done... but just you wait, just you wait...” thank you for this GOLD!

    • @emma4736
      @emma4736 5 років тому +12

      Sydney Ward can i ask why he references Hamilton?

    • @frukmel194
      @frukmel194 5 років тому +48

      abcd efgh the guy who plays Jack is Lin-Manuel Miranda and he wrote Hamilton and played Hamilton himself in the musical

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 5 років тому +9

      Jack-o-lantern

    • @hekate5561
      @hekate5561 5 років тому +26

      And he wants to be in the room, where it happens.

    • @FinallyAnna
      @FinallyAnna 5 років тому +13

      He just wanted to be in the room where it happens

  • @drewwelker2044
    @drewwelker2044 5 років тому +599

    I was just waiting for Hamilton references and I was not disappointed. They are giving me life

    • @au_napoleon
      @au_napoleon 5 років тому +22

      only reason I watched this movie in cinema was to see Lin and it was beautiful

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 5 років тому +16

      Raise a glass for every Hamilton crack.

    • @Emma-hj3id
      @Emma-hj3id 5 років тому +10

      I was floored by the rap part I nearly died when the first thing I saw when the film started was a close up of Lin's face honestly

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 5 років тому +1

      How many are there? I've never seen hamilton so, im lost to those.

    • @Emma-hj3id
      @Emma-hj3id 5 років тому +1

      Astro Wolvez there's like 2 or 3 just where he's singing lyrics from the show p.s. watch the musical/ all musicals it's/ they're great

  • @meghanlazz2765
    @meghanlazz2765 5 років тому +934

    *I live for all the Hamilton references in this movie.*

  • @hurricanejay1777
    @hurricanejay1777 5 років тому +687

    I think it’s more the fault of the script than anything, but this Mary felt very unhelpful and snotty whereas Julie Andrews’ Mary felt caring and sweet with just the right amount of sass and self confidence

    • @gerdtt79
      @gerdtt79 5 років тому +79

      Though unhelpful and snotty describes The original character from the books better than caring and sweet.

    • @rachelvanderzee414
      @rachelvanderzee414 5 років тому +25

      Ocfan207 watch “saving Mr Banks” to learn ab that actually. Walt changed some things and it fits the og magic. this mary poppins doesn’t even match the original AT ALL. even the accent or look or a million things don’t match so

    • @shawnmulligan2894
      @shawnmulligan2894 5 років тому +26

      Emily Blunt's Mary Poppins is just... Well, hate to make name puns, but...
      Blunt

    • @ladyviking89
      @ladyviking89 5 років тому +11

      Also in the original movie you had fast song follow by a or stern to sweet song to follow.
      SISTER SUFFERAGATE
      A BRITISH FAMILY/NANNY
      THE PERFECT NANNY
      A Spoonful of Sugar
      JOLLY HOLIDAY/PENGUIN DANCE
      SUPERCAPFRAGALISTIC
      STAY AWAKE
      I LOVE TO LAUGH
      A BRITISH BANK/LIFE YOU LEAD
      FEED THE BIRD
      TOPPINS
      CHIM CHIM CHERRIE
      STEP IN TIME
      THE LIFE I LEAD /SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
      LETS GO FLY THE KITE

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 5 років тому +35

      I felt like the original balanced her arrogance with her smirks and you really felt her sweetness. In this one I just felt like she was a self centered jerk

  • @kendrr
    @kendrr 5 років тому +287

    5:59 “he’s crying because his kids are average singers and his last ditch plan was to go the Von Trapp route” IM CRYING😂😂

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 5 років тому +5

      needy galaxy WOOOOOAH what’s with the language you little shit
      I’m contradicting myself for humor

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 роки тому +2

      @@itssssstef Damn, now their comment is gone I'm dying to know what they said 😂

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 4 роки тому

      Turnip I have no idea what they said, but now I’m curious

  • @srifromtiktok
    @srifromtiktok 5 років тому +296

    i remember watching this movie and thinking “oh cinemasins is gonna LOVE this”

    • @THIRTEENTH13TH
      @THIRTEENTH13TH 5 років тому +2

      Sri R thats a fuckin lie

    • @talalmunir25
      @talalmunir25 5 років тому +2

      @@THIRTEENTH13TH ha got em

    • @warriorwolf776
      @warriorwolf776 5 років тому +2

      SAME

    • @stopshootfilms4196
      @stopshootfilms4196 5 років тому

      Hey I started a 8 bit animated adventure series called “Fun & Games” filled with pop culture references and funny sound effects GO CHECK IT OUT!ua-cam.com/video/0o5UpydQVVk/v-deo.html

    • @justinthepirate4621
      @justinthepirate4621 5 років тому +1

      @@stopshootfilms4196 No

  • @annamcbrearty8404
    @annamcbrearty8404 5 років тому +155

    Leerie speak was based on cockney slang, a dialect used in London.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 5 років тому +2

      Who cares soon it's gonna be Arabic 😂💂🗡️🧕😈

    • @MegaHAZE21
      @MegaHAZE21 5 років тому +8

      @@889Pammov No it isn't

    • @nobbynobbs3418
      @nobbynobbs3418 5 років тому +2

      sigh.

    • @jennamarie1812
      @jennamarie1812 5 років тому +5

      @@889Pammov what the fuck-

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 роки тому +2

      @@889Pammovif nothing else, it would be an improvement on your trite, emoji-reliant bullshit.

  • @ImpatientAndy
    @ImpatientAndy 5 років тому +283

    "Like, how could anyone this openly and obviously petty and resentful and purely evil ever rise to any position of power?"
    Nah that's definitely the most realistic part of the movie.

    • @Laceykat66
      @Laceykat66 5 років тому +6

      But Hillary lost Andy.

    • @nagtrimers1250
      @nagtrimers1250 5 років тому +5

      That's the joke

    • @AmericanIdolz2011
      @AmericanIdolz2011 5 років тому +5

      Yugely realistic. Yuuuuuge.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 роки тому

      @@Laceykat66 HAHAHAHAHA, you have no idea how that is to an Arkansan...

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 5 років тому +1672

    The fact that the writers were lazy enough to add a villain. *ding*

    • @nicholasjohnston1970
      @nicholasjohnston1970 5 років тому +33

      The bank boss was the villain
      Edit nvm I can’t read

    • @comam1351
      @comam1351 5 років тому +69

      @@nicholasjohnston1970 Read again. That's brainflash1's point. He means that the original did not need a villain and is calling the studio and writers lazy because they added one [from here onwards text added for clarification] in the new movie. The original did not need a villain to be good, is their point of argument, as I understood.

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 5 років тому +2

      @@comam1351 How the hell did you interpret that from their comment? This is on THIS video, not on the OG Poppins EWW video. It wouldn't make sense for that comment to be about this film if it were here.

    • @benjaminshearlock9582
      @benjaminshearlock9582 5 років тому +9

      AJ Wat?

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 5 років тому +18

      Okay, I think there's some serious misreading going on here. brainflash1 said "the writers were lazy enough to add a villain," NOT "the writers were too lazy to add a villain" (Nicholas Johnston seems to interpret the statement to mean that the writers were too lazy to add a villain). "The writers were lazy enough to add a villain" means "the writers DID add a villain and they did that because they were lazy," and is the exact opposite of "the writers were too lazy to add a villain."
      Likewise, I'm pretty sure that when CoMa M mentions "the studio and writers" adding a villain, he's talking about the new movie (even though he mentioned the original earlier in the sentence), i.e., "the original did not need a villain so the sequel shouldn't have needed a villain either, and the writers of the sequel are lazy because they added a villain to the sequel." That comment is a fair paraphrase of the OP, but AJ seems to have interpreted it as referring to the original movie even in the second half of the sentence (i.e., claiming that the studios and writers of the original were lazy because they supposedly added a villain to the original), which is why he thinks the comment makes no sense (since this isn't the place for calling the writers of the original lazy).
      TLDR: None of the posters is making nonsensical statements, it's all just a bunch of communication errors.

  • @SasukeUchiha723
    @SasukeUchiha723 5 років тому +240

    i love that "Marry potter? Harry Poppins?" line

  • @brightpinkink
    @brightpinkink 5 років тому +268

    I was waiting for a Hamilton reference from you, and I’m satisfied now.

    • @tissuef1992
      @tissuef1992 5 років тому +8

      Ali R YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

    • @davey_fvcking_jacobs459
      @davey_fvcking_jacobs459 5 років тому +1

      Ali R I will never be satisfied! More Hamilton

    • @squishy9370
      @squishy9370 5 років тому +3

      Pls these references are non stop pls I’m helpless

    • @Lucky-dr8fv
      @Lucky-dr8fv 4 роки тому +1

      Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

    • @grgfrmnva3153
      @grgfrmnva3153 4 роки тому +1

      Good thing you didn’t have to Wait For It for too long

  • @sammich908
    @sammich908 5 років тому +125

    0:29
    You’re bad guy
    But that does not mean you’re bad guy
    -Zangief

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +634

    *_I'm really glad the director really brought back the traditional animation for the movie. The executives originally wanted to do CGI, but they lost the argument against the director's wish. I guess those a-hole executives really get what they deserved._*

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 років тому +40

      Too bad it's the only time we'll ever get to see 2D animation in live action.

    • @sapphic.flower
      @sapphic.flower 5 років тому +21

      Yes agreed! It really gives it the classic vibe, 3D is overrated

    • @UNB0XT
      @UNB0XT 5 років тому +5

      Tbh i actually really like the songs.. mainly cover is not the book.

    • @redpandaz5146
      @redpandaz5146 5 років тому +4

      @@UNB0XT They're not bad, but compared to the original they are, and by any standard they're forgettable

    • @evilsWa
      @evilsWa 5 років тому +3

      The irony being that in order to make it look like traditional 2D animation (a process that requires tech that doesn’t exist anymore) CGI and modern animation were needed to achieve it.
      Which means the execs were right and the “traditional” animation could have been done for a fraction of the price and you probably would have thought it was “traditional” animation.

  • @SheepBeard
    @SheepBeard 5 років тому +146

    I realise nitpicking a CinemaSins is a fools errand - but the Leerie Speak is Cockney Rhyming Slang, something that actually for real was a way people talked

    • @cubworx7397
      @cubworx7397 5 років тому +9

      And still do.

    • @Ben-ph4pe
      @Ben-ph4pe 5 років тому +6

      I was looking for this comment! Thanks

    • @indiavaughan8051
      @indiavaughan8051 5 років тому +3

      And evolves with time, and I forget people that aren’t from England don’t know certain things like ‘butchers’ or ‘Hampsteads’ 😂

    • @SlightlySingedAngel
      @SlightlySingedAngel 5 років тому +1

      Well, the Leerie Speak was a riff on Cockney Rhyming Slang, but most of it was made up and not the actual phrases used in CRS

  • @ingridw9675
    @ingridw9675 5 років тому +775

    Since i didnt find a comment doing this
    *IM MARY POPPINS YALL*

    • @deshawn9315
      @deshawn9315 5 років тому +5

      Ignited Springtrap f in the chat for Yando, idk how to spell his name

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 років тому +4

      10/10
      Take a cookie 🍪

    • @lilyreacts7988
      @lilyreacts7988 5 років тому +4

      Yando 😂

    • @totallyviolet7732
      @totallyviolet7732 4 роки тому

      🤣👌🤣😊🙂😁😐😑😭

    • @bluedog7902
      @bluedog7902 4 роки тому

      You are our true savior

  • @FreakEating
    @FreakEating 5 років тому +60

    This man knows his music 😂

  • @KBelkHighlights
    @KBelkHighlights 5 років тому +352

    All these years later and that crazy ass neighbor is STILL ALIVE! Must be a wizard.

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 5 років тому +6

      So the neighbor-wizard was Harry Potter? 😀

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 5 років тому +5

      @@BennyLlama39 : But Harry Potter's neighbour was a Squib.

    • @mcmillan20101
      @mcmillan20101 5 років тому +14

      I always thought it was odd both the banks parents were dead. But admiral boom was still alive

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 5 років тому +7

      @@mcmillan20101 They got shot by the cannon.

    • @thebumblequeen6778
      @thebumblequeen6778 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, and wasn't the admiral an old man in the first movie?

  • @RaYmOnDrOiD
    @RaYmOnDrOiD 5 років тому +478

    Mary Poppins not saying,
    “I’m Yondu Udonta, y’all!”
    *Ding!*

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 5 років тому +4

      Uh... wrong video?

    • @FedeSandford
      @FedeSandford 5 років тому +14

      @@dogman15 nah, you don't get the reference

    • @dogman15
      @dogman15 5 років тому +4

      @@FedeSandford I do get the reference that the comment is currently making. RaYmOnDrOiD's original comment was quoting from "How it Should Have Ended"'s latest video, specifically the part about Thor smashing into the Guardians' ship. Then he edited his comment and made me look like a fool.

    • @tommytelgenhoff9996
      @tommytelgenhoff9996 5 років тому +1

      i just laughed my ass off

    • @davisphillips993
      @davisphillips993 5 років тому

      😂😂

  • @rebekahr2465
    @rebekahr2465 5 років тому +169

    I think we all appreciate how Cineama Sins knows Hamilton

    • @AmericanIdolz2011
      @AmericanIdolz2011 5 років тому +4

      Who doesn't know Hamilton? lol

    • @AnnaZverina
      @AnnaZverina 5 років тому +6

      I didn't know Hamilton until just over a month ago, lol.

    • @Lucky-dr8fv
      @Lucky-dr8fv 4 роки тому +5

      Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 роки тому

      @@AmericanIdolz2011 I still don't know Hamilton. Never bothered to see it. It was too overhyped and it lost its appeal.

    • @benzoentertains
      @benzoentertains 4 роки тому +3

      Turnip I thought the same way when I first heard about the musical, but then I saw it “illegally” and in animated form and fell in love with it. I’ll leave u the link to the animated version
      m.ua-cam.com/video/MwqkmfFJ6LU/v-deo.html
      Hopefully you’re tempted enough to find out what you missed 😉

  • @anikibailey4624
    @anikibailey4624 5 років тому +22

    um... technically d flat major is the more common way of saying it. yes, c sharp is an enharmonic equivalent, but that means literally nothing
    .

  • @4bs_ben
    @4bs_ben 5 років тому +229

    “*THE EDGE OF THE BOWL!! AAHHHHHH!!!*
    I have the same reaction whenever I pee in the dark.”
    This had me cracking up in the bathroom for a solid 3 minutes

    • @SoLuVaBle299
      @SoLuVaBle299 5 років тому

      I really hope you weren't peeing while you laughed. I've heard that can have disastrous concequences, especially for guys XD

    • @josephzielinski8817
      @josephzielinski8817 2 роки тому

      James and the Giant Peach, James fell in the dark background, then survived to land on the Top of the Empire State Builing.

  • @AviknaQueenWolkova
    @AviknaQueenWolkova 5 років тому +244

    I almost chocked with the 'Ah, Sudden Murder She Wrote' Line. XD

    • @hipstergod
      @hipstergod 5 років тому

      I dont get it

    • @TheElaborinth8993
      @TheElaborinth8993 5 років тому +8

      @@hipstergod The old woman at the end of the movie was Angela Lansbury. She got famous for a TV Show Series back in the 80's(?) Called "Murder, She Wrote"

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 років тому +7

      When he should have said "Ah, Sudden Bedknobs and Broomsticks"

    • @TheElaborinth8993
      @TheElaborinth8993 5 років тому +6

      @@matttmcswiggen7996 I honestly think your right. The second I saw her in the movie at the end, my first thought was, "Oh, this will be Julie Andrews" and it was Angela Lansbury.
      The way Mary Poppins nods to her, and winks, etc in the movie, makes me feel like it was supposed to be Julie Andrews. But like the other comment said, it could just be a nod to Bednobs and Broomsticks, the other Mary Poppins-esque character created.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 5 років тому

      This was supposed to be for Julie Andrews but she felt a cameo in the movie would take away from the lead's performance. Having Angela Landsbury be there at the end just ensures murder is afoot. The last town she lived in had a population of 700, and at least one murder every week - which she would frame another town resident with evidence, and then "solve" the murder she committed. She killed weekly and her getting away with it each time just fed her bloodlust.

  • @accordingtoshane
    @accordingtoshane 5 років тому +102

    "How could anyone this openly and obviously petty and resentful and purely evil ever rise to any position of power?"
    ... Jeremy, you run this UA-cam channel. You are a perfect example of this. Pay attention, man!

  • @CNash85
    @CNash85 4 роки тому +9

    The Balloon Lady’s part was written for Julie Andrews, and that last scene makes a lot more sense if you imagine it’s her. But Julie turned the filmmakers down, saying that she didn’t want to upstage Emily Blunt or make it seem like she was “the new model”. So they drafted Angela Lansbury instead.

  • @Murph_gaming
    @Murph_gaming 5 років тому +331

    I'm pretty sure "Lovely London Sky" is supposed to be used as sarcasm, The British are known for their sarcastic sense of humor.

    • @Kiara007
      @Kiara007 5 років тому +22

      *cues Sweeney Todd* No, there's no place like London~

    • @thameslinkrail4038
      @thameslinkrail4038 5 років тому +31

      Brits don't have a sense of humor, they have a sense of humour!

    • @lalalalaaAa123
      @lalalalaaAa123 5 років тому +17

      I saw it more as a reflection of the characters optimism and positivity

    • @terminianhistorian7185
      @terminianhistorian7185 5 років тому +3

      @@lalalalaaAa123 So did I.

    • @jessjonesTMB
      @jessjonesTMB 5 років тому +5

      Yeah it’s a joke. London air was like that back then

  • @amandamello5983
    @amandamello5983 5 років тому +206

    Actually...D flat Major is much more common in vocal music than C sharp major...sorry Cinema Sins lol. Still love ya!

    • @dessymona8224
      @dessymona8224 5 років тому +9

      Or any music. I've seen C sharp major maybe once outside of scale studies

    • @mikeoas
      @mikeoas 5 років тому +15

      And the following sin - there's no such thing (conventionally) as D flat minor but C sharp minor does exist, so if Mary had said 'C sharp', she *would* have had to have said 'major'.

    • @bagel8284
      @bagel8284 5 років тому +8

      Besides, it’s just more conventional. It’s much easier to deal with five flats than with seven sharps

    • @amritha_r03
      @amritha_r03 5 років тому +4

      I was looking for this comment omg

    • @amritha_r03
      @amritha_r03 5 років тому +1

      it's just easier... 7 sharps is just harder to think about

  • @snakeinateacup869
    @snakeinateacup869 5 років тому +18

    "She really is a good Nanny though " he says as she give each small child an arson stick to dances with

  • @bexthewerewolf1443
    @bexthewerewolf1443 5 років тому +4

    Julie Andrews actually DID turn down the role they had for her (the ballon lady which is obvious when the scene between her and Emily Blunt happens) but not for the reason you said. She told them that if she came into the movie at the very end, all the audience would think is "Now THERE'S Mary Poppins", and essentially erase everything Emily Blunt did with the character. She didn't want to overshadow her like that.

  • @maddig8251
    @maddig8251 5 років тому +426

    I will NEVER get tired of you referencing Hamilton.

    • @quinnhouk5369
      @quinnhouk5369 5 років тому +5

      Maddi Willis me neither

    • @doodlebug8533
      @doodlebug8533 5 років тому +9

      I just saw Hamilton in San Francisco on tuesday! Best day of my life!!!

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 5 років тому +5

      @@doodlebug8533 omg I'm so jealous :o
      At least you could see it in English. I'm from Germany and the only chance I'll get to see it is when it comes to Hamburg...in fucking german!? Why ? Just WHY? German rap sucks.

    • @aimbot8364
      @aimbot8364 5 років тому

      same 😔

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 5 років тому +1

      Celeste Fuchs Wait... HAMILTON WILL BE IN HAMBURG??? I‘m from Austria I would give almost everything I own to see Hamilton. (But in english. And it would be fantastic if it was with the original cast.)

  • @ninjamulc5214
    @ninjamulc5214 5 років тому +320

    am i the only one who thinks that 'Mary Poppins Returns' sounds like the title for a bad horror movie sequel,
    its just that it sounds like its 'Mary Poppins returns, this time with vengeance '

    • @MWM_YT
      @MWM_YT 5 років тому +7

      Ninjamulc Marty Poppins Returns is actually a title for one of the original books published! So the title for the movie is justified

    • @jordankriegersmith456
      @jordankriegersmith456 5 років тому +3

      I totally agree. Even though it was the title of the book, still sounds like a horror title. Lmao

    • @ninjamulc5214
      @ninjamulc5214 5 років тому +1

      @@MWM_YT didn't know that but thanks

    • @Gay_Jesus
      @Gay_Jesus 5 років тому +1

      that's exactly what i said when i first heard the title

    • @lilymarianna8776
      @lilymarianna8776 4 роки тому +2

      Put “Scary Poppins” into the UA-cam search bar. You’re welcome.

  • @duncanhall7228
    @duncanhall7228 5 років тому +59

    "How could anyone this openly and obviously petty and resentful and purely evil ever rise to any position of power?"
    Is CinemaSins based in the U.S.? Because I have the worst news for you if CinemaSins is based in the U.S.

    • @horrorjunky4life50
      @horrorjunky4life50 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure that was a jab at Trump and thus a joke.

  • @tinyquokka
    @tinyquokka 3 роки тому +10

    Should've taken a sin off for Emily's singing - it's amazing in this film!

  • @user-ne8yr1qu3x
    @user-ne8yr1qu3x 5 років тому +480

    The amount of Hamilton references in this are glorious

    • @Sabrewolf24
      @Sabrewolf24 5 років тому +5

      *____* thank goodness I wasn’t the only one who thought so too

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 5 років тому +4

      Yes, I noted too

    • @RavenWhiskers
      @RavenWhiskers 5 років тому +6

      *____* I didn't even watch this movie. But I knew Lin-Manuel Miranda is in it. And Cinemasins is always making references lol

    • @quinnhouk5369
      @quinnhouk5369 5 років тому +4

      *____* yes they are

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 5 років тому +3

      I haven’t seen Hamilton is it good

  • @homosixual6189
    @homosixual6189 5 років тому +120

    I lost it at the singing about jack to the tune of 'Alexander Hamilton' and began snorting

  • @Darkgun231
    @Darkgun231 5 років тому +22

    I'm glad they included an animated bit. Not as good as 'Super-kalafrag-whatever,' but then again, few things are.

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 роки тому +1

      supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

  • @aikomazoku
    @aikomazoku 5 років тому +65

    Di-Did you seriously make that many Hamilton references??? XD

    • @Lucky-dr8fv
      @Lucky-dr8fv 4 роки тому +3

      Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 4 роки тому

      This comment you keep cutting and pasting on every comment about Hamilton is not clever or funny, much like Hamilton.

  • @Danrarbc
    @Danrarbc 5 років тому +567

    "Like, how could anyone this openly and obviously petty and resentful and purely evil ever rise to any position of power?"
    Hehehe.

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 5 років тому +14

      CinemaSins...

    • @jamestowns653
      @jamestowns653 5 років тому +30

      Should we tell him, or....

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 5 років тому +8

      @@jamestowns653 He never listens, and the fans attack people who don't like CinemaSins.

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 5 років тому +17

      wait i thought it was like a donald trump roast or something... wait what

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 5 років тому +2

      @@ccateni28 You got that right...I've noticed that too.

  • @_Gecko
    @_Gecko 5 років тому +430

    Aaaand suddenly I demand a Broadway Sins: Hamilton

    • @lotus4129
      @lotus4129 5 років тому +6

      What about Rent?le mis?

    • @_Gecko
      @_Gecko 5 років тому +25

      TheFandomMaster27 69
      au contraire, look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t sin “say no to this”

    • @Angie-ji7be
      @Angie-ji7be 5 років тому +7

      @@_Gecko The mere existence of that song is a big boy sin

    • @unik124
      @unik124 5 років тому +3

      Gecko no!!! I love that one!!! (I’d MAYBE sin hurricane, but that’s it.)

    • @cloey8128
      @cloey8128 5 років тому +8

      Sandra Gates // i don’t think she means the song itself, because it’s amazing. i think she means the context. i mean, c’MON. WHO ISNT SATISFIED WITH A WOMAN LIKE ELIZA. jesus ham...

  • @seanwilson8168
    @seanwilson8168 5 років тому +16

    5:40 That "no shit Sherlock" line had me dying LMAO

  • @spesthecat9128
    @spesthecat9128 5 років тому +40

    That's a completely accurate portrayal of London weather.

  • @chaoticfantasycosplays
    @chaoticfantasycosplays 5 років тому +73

    Also fun fact: The character Lady with the Furs/Elegant Woman is played by the original Jane!

  • @blancaizaguirre744
    @blancaizaguirre744 5 років тому +53

    11:00 That West Side Story reference was a caress to my soul

  • @Omni_G
    @Omni_G 5 років тому +32

    "She really is a great nanny, though"
    *gets a sin*

  • @cvanny4549
    @cvanny4549 5 років тому +16

    The Hamilton songs references killed me 😂
    I wasn't expecting that...

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 5 років тому +80

    DUDE!! 10 points off for VanDyke DANCING!! And at his age!!

  • @TheVarietyGuy
    @TheVarietyGuy 5 років тому +149

    I mean no, D♭ Major *is* the most prominently notated use of that key, whereas C ♯ *minor* is more common.

    • @dessymona8224
      @dessymona8224 5 років тому +15

      I for one would much rather play with 5 flats than 7 sharps!

    • @leftistbeat
      @leftistbeat 5 років тому +6

      Glad somebody said it haha

    • @bnguyen7692
      @bnguyen7692 5 років тому

      Depends on the instrumentation actually. String players and some vocalists and woodwinds often prefer reading sharps than flats, even if it is two more sharps than flats.

    • @dessymona8224
      @dessymona8224 5 років тому +1

      @@bnguyen7692 7? Certainly not the "more common" key. You wouldn't ever see "Nocturne in C#"

    • @meghannardella5039
      @meghannardella5039 5 років тому

      Yes okay thank you I was looking for this comment

  • @jessicaw725
    @jessicaw725 5 років тому +22

    "arson-stick" is my new favorite word

  • @melsvdhoeven5789
    @melsvdhoeven5789 5 років тому +12

    cinema sins: "does this sequel have ANY original beats to hit?"
    Meryl Streep/Topsy: "N O!"

  • @dansteinbok7955
    @dansteinbok7955 5 років тому +139

    Leery-speak is Cockney-speak: it's a real thing

    • @dunilajayasuriya7631
      @dunilajayasuriya7631 5 років тому +5

      Tell me about it!!! this video is filled with absurd sins especially on certain things that the movie explains and yet these guys sin it anyway!! @th3birdman is gonna have a field day with this ;-)

    • @ambroseelon9989
      @ambroseelon9989 5 років тому +5

      Dan Steinbok en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang

    • @RyuSensei42
      @RyuSensei42 5 років тому

      I don't think that makes it better.

    • @greenqueen7063
      @greenqueen7063 5 років тому +10

      Um. No. Cockney rhyming slang was definitely the inspiration and it would have been way cooler if they had used that. But they are not the same thing.

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming 5 років тому +5

      @@dunilajayasuriya7631 that's because Cinemasins is just taking the piss. You're not supposed to take them seriously. It's mostly tongue-in-cheek. They did a sin video of themselves.

  • @rachelmurray3434
    @rachelmurray3434 5 років тому +602

    The reason Julie Andrews didn't do a cameo was because she didn't want to steal the spotlight from Emily Blunt.

    • @tolulope2232
      @tolulope2232 5 років тому +33

      Actually she wanted to do Aquaman

    • @D-Roo
      @D-Roo 5 років тому +38

      @@tolulope2232 Who doesn't want to do Aquaman?

    • @technewsfortechnoobs
      @technewsfortechnoobs 5 років тому +57

      @@D-Roo A lot of women want to do Aquaman....and a lot of men as well.
      Oh....you mean "play Aquaman on screen". Well, this is....awkward.

    • @D-Roo
      @D-Roo 5 років тому +9

      @@technewsfortechnoobs no, I mean fornicate.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 років тому +24

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was her giving a polite excuse. Dick Van Dyke showing up was proof that spotlight-stealing really wasn't a problem.
      Given that she's British, I have a hard time imagining that she was OK with the betrayal of P.L. Travers this film represents.

  • @SomethingProductions420
    @SomethingProductions420 5 років тому +114

    Mary Poppins Returns: *has Lin-Manuel Miranda in it*
    Me: -10 sins

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 3 роки тому +1

      And doesn't have Julie Andrews (who didnt' want to compete with Emily Blunt here, even for the balloon lady, but Angela Lansbury, whose own BEDKNOBS & BROOMSTICKS,1971, is a sort of "Poppins" films, with two boy and a girl like this film, is delightful here as the baloon lady.)Actual;y Yondu is Mary Poppins.

  • @venasolo1339
    @venasolo1339 5 років тому +31

    Petition to have cinema sins to sing
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  • @jeffreymoody8560
    @jeffreymoody8560 5 років тому +479

    Everything Wrong With Mary Poppins Returns - Disney Logo appears. CinemaSins: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING......!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dyamondbolden5959
    @dyamondbolden5959 5 років тому +139

    The amount of Hamilton and West Side Story references ❤️

  • @sharonkurth5337
    @sharonkurth5337 2 роки тому +3

    They offered Julie Andrews the opportunity to make a cameo in the movie the way Dick Van Dyke did, but she chose not too, because she didn't want to overshadow Emily Blunt.

  • @Ali-yo8qm
    @Ali-yo8qm 5 років тому +15

    "Still better then aqua man" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shnuckero
    @shnuckero 5 років тому +316

    Nothing is wrong with Mary Poppins
    She’s practically perfect in every way

    • @benjaminfranklin.a7694
      @benjaminfranklin.a7694 5 років тому +5

      Mary Poppins is great however this perverted cosplar is unliked and unwanted!

    • @michelev5143
      @michelev5143 5 років тому

      Had ya in the first half ngl

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 5 років тому +6

      She is particularly good every second Tuesday.

    • @Murph_gaming
      @Murph_gaming 5 років тому

      @Andromeda Vieira Naw, it was an entertaining movie.

    • @codmac-n-cheese_boi4782
      @codmac-n-cheese_boi4782 5 років тому

      Why

  • @sammich908
    @sammich908 5 років тому +166

    It would be so funny if one day Cinema Sins uploaded a video and it was like 3 seconds and all they say is *EVERYTHING*

    • @cosmic-cookies
      @cosmic-cookies 5 років тому +19

      The Missing Link it should have been the case with the emoji movie.

    • @sammich908
      @sammich908 5 років тому +3

      Dazzling_Cat 286
      Yeah

    • @shawnnoyes2776
      @shawnnoyes2776 5 років тому +9

      Perhaps on April fools day next year.
      -Shawn

    • @ember3249
      @ember3249 5 років тому +3

      That should have been what they did for twilight lol

    • @sammich908
      @sammich908 5 років тому +1

      Shawn Noyes yep

  • @alphanight-fang6423
    @alphanight-fang6423 5 років тому +20

    "Practically perfect in every way"
    *"Practically"*

  • @crowsandm2263
    @crowsandm2263 4 роки тому +6

    They didn’t get Julie Andrews back because she wanted it to be real for Emily and didn’t want to impose. Emily explains this in one of her interviews.

  • @vulpinedeity3379
    @vulpinedeity3379 5 років тому +237

    How can someone obviously evil ascend to a position of power? Citation: every politician ever.

    • @999SickBoy666
      @999SickBoy666 5 років тому

      No :-)

    • @jaarlask
      @jaarlask 5 років тому +7

      That IS the joke afterall.

    • @rileyracies8624
      @rileyracies8624 5 років тому

      key word here is obvious, and your wrong

    • @jaarlask
      @jaarlask 5 років тому

      @@rileyracies8624 you're* and who is wrong? Context is key!

    • @rileyracies8624
      @rileyracies8624 5 років тому

      @@jaarlask Vulpine was the one I was reffering to

  • @blindvi4849
    @blindvi4849 5 років тому +91

    3:00 ok, The-Cinema-Sins-Dude singing Alexander Hamilton has done my day

  • @Daniel-qt5ib
    @Daniel-qt5ib 4 роки тому +12

    "lETs dO thE TUrtLe SwIinG!"
    *This movie is 2 hours and 20 minutes long*

  • @mulberryjohn7413
    @mulberryjohn7413 5 років тому +11

    All the “ Sins” are why I love Mary Poppins Returns !

  • @SeasideDetective2
    @SeasideDetective2 5 років тому +110

    You consider the 1930s to be "early London?" London has existed since 47 A.D.!

    • @warmfuzzyvoid
      @warmfuzzyvoid 5 років тому +6

      There were a ton of people in the comments talking about the music, and all I could think about was his early London comment.

    • @889Pammov
      @889Pammov 5 років тому

      It's not going to exist much longer 💂🗡️🕌🧕😈

    • @nobbynobbs3418
      @nobbynobbs3418 5 років тому +11

      @@889Pammov survived vikings, the industrial revolution and the blitz. Pretty sure it can survive narrow minded racist idiots like you.

    • @blueribenaberry
      @blueribenaberry 5 років тому +2

      Pamela Haskell Hopefully the weirdo bigots don't last much longer, that is for damn sure killing our country.

    • @a3ronautical
      @a3ronautical 5 років тому +6

      This reminds me of that thing, "everyone's scared of America because they're so big, but everyone's scared of England because they're so *old*"😂😂😂

  • @Ssilevos1917
    @Ssilevos1917 5 років тому +228

    Came here for the Hamilton jokes. Stayed for the Guardians of the Galaxy jokes.

    • @VetInTheWater
      @VetInTheWater 5 років тому +4

      Ssilevos Quahh I love these videos, and the before mentioned movie franchises...but, I dont get it. Can you please explain? I’d hate to miss out..

    • @insertnamehere2417
      @insertnamehere2417 5 років тому

      Where were you in the middle of 2015...? The musical is pretty much everywhere.

    • @talalmunir25
      @talalmunir25 5 років тому

      @@insertnamehere2417 we have a life to take care of, pleases just tell us what Hamilton is because I've been seeing it everywhere recently

    • @insertnamehere2417
      @insertnamehere2417 5 років тому

      @@talalmunir25 A musical with 46 songs in the official soundtrack written by Lin Manuel Miranda. The only reason it's popular again is because someone legally taped it in 2016. It's supposed to become a movie next year.

    • @talalmunir25
      @talalmunir25 5 років тому

      @@insertnamehere2417 how do you sit through 46 songs?

  • @lemon_pie3594
    @lemon_pie3594 4 роки тому +26

    Cinema sins guy: *makes Hamilton reference after seeing Lin*
    Also him: *adds one sin*
    Me, a Hamilton fanatic who looks up to Lin: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

  • @zhonglisboot3544
    @zhonglisboot3544 5 років тому +6

    *just let me in the room where it happens*

    • @wargamingsupernoob
      @wargamingsupernoob 5 років тому

      Your neighbors might call asking about an earthquake. That's what happened to me...

  • @jasminedragon9717
    @jasminedragon9717 5 років тому +238

    So many people are clapping cause Cinema Sins knows Hamilton 👏👏👏👏

  • @overratedteenager2800
    @overratedteenager2800 5 років тому +68

    New moive*
    cineima sins:I’m bout to end this man whole career

  • @certifiedhoodclassic9825
    @certifiedhoodclassic9825 5 років тому +4

    You forgot "Lin is British in this movie yet in all of the 1st act of Hamilton, he hates the British and is working against them!'

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 5 років тому +4

    2:57 I’m loving this new habit of occasionally singing in lieu of actual sin descriptions😂

  • @garciafever
    @garciafever 5 років тому +72

    I would like to see Mary Poppins try her sorcery in a different country for once.

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 5 років тому +9

      Tyler Perry's Madea Poppins.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 5 років тому +5

      Heck, I'd settle for a different family!

    • @mstrainjr
      @mstrainjr 5 років тому +2

      She's going after Grindlewald in the 3rd Fantastic Beasts movie. The first one was in America, the second in France, so logically I've concluded that the third would be in Kenya.

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 5 років тому +220

    I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!!!!

    • @awm8414
      @awm8414 5 років тому +2

      Damn it, you stole what i was gonna say...
      Ah screw it

    • @meep7979
      @meep7979 5 років тому +1

      22hrs ago wtf

    • @valydendor4472
      @valydendor4472 5 років тому +2

      Dafuq? This video was uploaded 8 minutes ago.

    • @randombrokeperson
      @randombrokeperson 5 років тому +1

      How tf did you post this comment almost 22 hours ago and this has only been up for 8 minutes?

    • @studmalexy
      @studmalexy 5 років тому +1

      I heard the new Sherry Bobbins film is good though.

  • @RZDraws
    @RZDraws 5 років тому +11

    "AAAAH SUDDEN MURDER SHE WROTE"
    Me: Well then... Now we know why there won't be a third Mary Poppins movie

  • @itsnobody._.
    @itsnobody._. 5 років тому +30

    *ALL.*
    *THE.*
    *HAMILTON.*
    *REFRENCES.*
    _My body wasn't ready, but it was-_

    • @Lucky-dr8fv
      @Lucky-dr8fv 4 роки тому

      Wait, what did i miss, are Hamilton puns on your side? I think the world is wide enough for more Hamilton puns. Ok all stop, but one last time, and if you dont know,now you know, you’ll be back (and trust me i will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfied).

  • @imjustalex1623
    @imjustalex1623 5 років тому +60

    I would pay to hear the entirety of Hamilton covered by Cinemasins

  • @amanibob1416
    @amanibob1416 5 років тому +49

    "I'm Mary Poppins y'all!"
    Good times...

    • @ebitoro4590
      @ebitoro4590 5 років тому +2

      "You're like Mary Poppins"
      "what's Mary Poppins? Is it cool?"
      "... Yeah. It's cool"
      *tear*

  • @cmurphy0707
    @cmurphy0707 5 років тому +4

    12:10 She actually ended up providing the voice for the big monster in 'Aquaman'

  • @angel_stark_art8348
    @angel_stark_art8348 5 років тому +3

    When he sung the "His name is Jack he is the lantern guy" thing I thought, "Lowkey this dude can SING"

  • @tmoore4075
    @tmoore4075 5 років тому +51

    "Jim Jones said the same thing." lol

  • @dragonskunkstudio7582
    @dragonskunkstudio7582 5 років тому +55

    6:56 Wait a minute!
    That's the horse from El Dorado!

    • @jakem5689
      @jakem5689 5 років тому +3

      El Dorado ex machina! *ding*

    • @Ng1Brad
      @Ng1Brad 5 років тому +3

      He's seen some shit after the events at El Dorado lol

    • @AnarielAnastil
      @AnarielAnastil 5 років тому

      And learned how to talk!

    • @AnarielAnastil
      @AnarielAnastil 5 років тому

      @Olivia Kuntz I know? I was just responding to Brad Ng pointing out the horse here was talking and the horse in El Dorado never did, so since his adventures in El Dorado he somehow learned how to talk, so bravo him. It was a joke, lol

  • @davisphillips993
    @davisphillips993 5 років тому +52

    “It looks like we’re in China, so to speak.
    *Groan*
    😂

  • @MissSilver355
    @MissSilver355 4 роки тому +4

    8:57 yes, let's take the children into the sewers, where they will meet the ballon lady from earlier. She will reveal herself to be pennywise. The next hour of this movie will be gorgie running through the sewers trying to escape him.

  • @justoutofframemoviereviews656
    @justoutofframemoviereviews656 5 років тому +168

    Mary Poppins Returns: Practically Pandering in Every Way

  • @velvetstar9300
    @velvetstar9300 5 років тому +16

    "This Movie Is 2 hrs and 20 mins long!" lmao. Along with other classic lines.

  • @kinseyellis898
    @kinseyellis898 5 років тому +2

    THE AMOUNT OF HAMILTON JOKES, I LOVE IT HAHAHA

  • @Purplesubmariner
    @Purplesubmariner 5 років тому +24

    "He's so angry about Banks maybe keeping his home. Like, how could anyone this openly and obviously petty and resentful and purely evil ever rise to any position of power?" The same way Trump became president.

  • @heyitsthatoneguy1
    @heyitsthatoneguy1 5 років тому +48

    -70 sins for Ben Whishaw's heartbreaking song that made me cry and for his Oscar-worthy performance.

    • @Anon24052
      @Anon24052 5 років тому +2

      I swear to god he looks so much older with a moustache

    • @hufflepunk9562
      @hufflepunk9562 5 років тому

      Honestly, that song and Dick Van Dyke's cameo were the best parts!!

  • @callicopeland2944
    @callicopeland2944 5 років тому +119

    Im sinning u for the Hamilton jokes and for not making a satisfied joke

  • @rikamidoriya7132
    @rikamidoriya7132 5 років тому +2

    The Hamilton references are giving me life rn

  • @reneeleblanc7222
    @reneeleblanc7222 5 років тому +6

    Everyone’s talking about the Hamilton references but 11:00 is what I live for

    • @reneeleblanc7222
      @reneeleblanc7222 5 років тому +1

      Grace D it’s actually “tonight” from west side story! :D

  • @gracetheskunk9191
    @gracetheskunk9191 5 років тому +6

    I'm going to have to sin your "C sharp Major" sin. It actually makes far more sense, and would be easier to sight read in D flat major, which only has five flats, as apposed to "C Sharp Major" which has seven sharps, meaning EVERY KEY is sharp. D flat is far more common, and just so much easier. DING! (Although I will agree that she didn't have to say major.)

    • @Texy88
      @Texy88 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking exactly the same thing. I have seen C-sharp major used to notate something that would otherwise have had a lot of double-flats in D-flat major, but apart from to avoid something like that, C-sharp major is very rare when, as you have pointed out, there is a simpler enharmonic alternative.

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 5 років тому +28

    YONDU LIVES!!!

  • @ktdoesthings3406
    @ktdoesthings3406 4 роки тому +1

    Bro why did i laugh so hard at every Hamilton reference

  • @misstitikitty2411
    @misstitikitty2411 5 років тому +3

    i would have sinned this movie more, i was excited to watch it but highly disappointed couldn't even finish the movie