I felt an awful trembling sensation in my tummy and immediately realized either the gigantic fucking burrito I had eaten for breakfast must finally be digesting or there must be a new Jerma Long Edit. And out of what I can only imagine was overwhelming excitement at this beautiful intuitive realization, 7 minutes into this video I shit my pants
The creature fight sequence from 1:15:50 is a work of art. The Doom soundtrack, the synchronized water spells while heavy metal plays, the hanging on at 1 HP, and to the other creature just being slapped by a lightning spell after the cow thing goes down. Jerm is truly blessed.
It baffles me that not only did he think that it was a good idea to put a mandatory stealth mission in a TOP DOWN THIRD PERSON PERSPECTIVE GAME but also that no one told him that that was a fucking awful idea.
i had a dream last night where Jerma announced that he was going to start streaming regularly again but he was only going to be playing Destiny 2 raid content
Just wanted to say that whoever takes the time to edit these are great. these are hilarious and still feel like you didnt miss any great parts and keep the story going, love watching these thanks
The villagers starving to death watching as their god follows a yogi in the mountains for years on end
literall anyone doing this stupid quest
that's not too far from actual bible stories from what i remember
I felt an awful trembling sensation in my tummy and immediately realized either the gigantic fucking burrito I had eaten for breakfast must finally be digesting or there must be a new Jerma Long Edit. And out of what I can only imagine was overwhelming excitement at this beautiful intuitive realization, 7 minutes into this video I shit my pants
very good
excellent
As Jerma intended 🙏
Congrats
me when the giant cow stumbles upon my neighborhood, eats my parents and starts doing laps around my building:
you followed me, so i'm going back home
please don’t do it again
That is all.
He saw us, Boss. We've got to try again. Rats.
Gosh, he's quick. He gave us the slip there. He's bound to be back at his Temple later.
He saw us. Boss, we've got to try again. Rats.
You followed me so I'm going back home now 😤
WHAT?!
The creature fight sequence from 1:15:50 is a work of art. The Doom soundtrack, the synchronized water spells while heavy metal plays, the hanging on at 1 HP, and to the other creature just being slapped by a lightning spell after the cow thing goes down. Jerm is truly blessed.
"There Is Only One God!!"
The God:
i like to imagine god has a twitch chat, that'd be hilarious
YES PART 2!! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US DUMPTRUCK
Pogging my pants rn
another banger edit
the cow has been jerma's downfall from the start, for such an experienced psychopath it's surprising how poor Jeremy's taste in accomplices is
this is my FAVOURITE jerma play through
No wonder Molyneux is such an outcast in the games industry now. Pathological liar or not, all his games are deeply flawed.
It baffles me that not only did he think that it was a good idea to put a mandatory stealth mission in a TOP DOWN THIRD PERSON PERSPECTIVE GAME but also that no one told him that that was a fucking awful idea.
17:35 proof that jerma would get scared by peek-a-boo
he lacks object permenance.
You followed me so I'm going back home now
Please don't try it again.
That is all.
i had a dream last night where Jerma announced that he was going to start streaming regularly again but he was only going to be playing Destiny 2 raid content
Did your belief in him increase?
Don't have a cow, man
Justice for megamilk
YOU FUCKIN FOLLOWED ME SO I'M GOING BACK HOME NOW
Guess I wont be meditating today 🙄 but if you sneak well enough I will offer you my services
THANK YOU DUMP. I CAN GET OFF THE FLOOR.
I’m gonna edge to this video for the next month
Ahhh another much anticipated dump
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE FULL STREAM??? i wasn't expecting you to do a part 2 omg!! Thank you!
22:30 the devil is aware of Jerma
Well, of course he is! They go way back...
@@_Lumiere_ Rats!
MOO CREW > DREW CREW #MEGAMILKHIVE
Always has been.
BRING BACK MEGA MILK
Why can't we just get along?
@@PointsofDataJerma is an evil god and needs us to fight for belief points, sadly
I'm on both crews like bisexuality
It was quite a sight in the full vid seeing stuck on a single part for like 3 hours
5:12 most humble Jermoment
LETS GO IVE BEEN WAITING ON THIS
Been waiting all month for this
I was praying for part 2 today, thank you
I love your edits so much. Thank you for keeping it up!
Just wanted to say that whoever takes the time to edit these are great. these are hilarious and still feel like you didnt miss any great parts and keep the story going, love watching these thanks
i’ve been waiting for this
Every time I hear the actor's voice lines I lose twelve minutes off of my lifespan
Oh you big bully! Try it again and you’re dead
finally part 2
Oh you big bully
YEEEAH PART TWO WOOHOOOO
the video i was waiting for, worth getting covid so i can stay home from work and watch this
Get well soon bratan
Dumptruck be praised 🙏
LFG ANDY
how did the devs end up calling them breeders and no one said "hey guys that's really weird maybe we should called them something else"
"Focus groups tested very well with breeders"
Breeder used to be a non-sexualized term
They should have call them fuckers.
44:44 “Minecraft UA-camrs when they get to Minecon”
When he got to the yogi I was like "oh this crap, this is going to be so boring" damn i was wrong.
You've followed me, so I'm going back home now. 😤
you followed me, so i am going back home now.
LET'S GO
geoff keighley is but a peasant in the face of jerma985 and his audio jungle™
I dont think I ever beat the mission where your creature gets captured
Just pogged my pants (irl) seeing part 2 of this 😃
INDIAN Powpow......
Man I’m getting really sick of dumptruck ignoring us, we want Black and White Part 2! not an edit of some weird game about a giant cow!
Jerma is always playing the games you find at 5 and below
Oh hell
you followed me earlier
i just farted
Omg perfect.. I need to keep packing
MARAUDING streamer CAPTURES young women,
turns them into BREEDERS
finally!
FINALLY OMG THANK YOU
Are you going to edit the sequel vods too? or should i just watch it on 2ndJerma?
Love your edits man, keep it up!
Okay he clearly has never tried corn on pizza it works way better than he thinks
Yeaahhhh finally 🎉❤
bro i thought this games name was "the devils apprentice" because of the last vid no wonder i couldnt find any info about the game lol
I WANTED HIM TO WIN SO BAD
1:19:08 TASER TASER TASER
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Jesus!
Our god has returned!
All hail MEGAMILK!
yay
mega milk getting flexed on has to be one of the funniest things to happen in a jerma stream
yippee 🎉🎉🎉🎉
grey
Is this how the drug felling
omega early
w
This was hard to watch. Isn't he supposed to be a gamer?
People watch for his personality and humor over his gaming skill. I know I do, at least.
hes only good at playing soul games
@@carsoknight the games with 4 attacks?
@@Ryze255 Play Bloodborne, bestie. 😌🌸
@@xo7336 yes, the game with 4 attacks
jerma is so unbearably awful at gaming it’s unreal
what does the game says when he uses lighting hands?
I think it says "Indian power"
@@Marimoxley bro i swear i wasnt tripping when i heard that 😭
You followed me so I'm going back home now