Timeless Journalist - Jerma Plays Dead Rising (Long Edit Part 1)

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • Jerma gets lost in the mall while looking for the scoop
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 247

  • @jango7889
    @jango7889 7 місяців тому +1107

    >jerma throws a boomerang
    >it comes back
    >"WHO JUST THREW THAT?"

    • @ALongAndLowTide
      @ALongAndLowTide 7 місяців тому +93

      The intelligence of wet grass

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 7 місяців тому +40

      A remarkable intellect the likes of which the world has never seen.
      Granted it's a remarkably *low* intellect, but it's still incredible.

    • @fryingpanem
      @fryingpanem 7 місяців тому +23

      He's such a silly comic relief character

  • @TheUnicornChicken
    @TheUnicornChicken 7 місяців тому +957

    CRAZY editor makes fan watch PEAK STREAM SERIES for the THIRD TIME

    • @thesnowmiser6728
      @thesnowmiser6728 7 місяців тому +13

      So real

    • @agzane268
      @agzane268 7 місяців тому +105

      UNHINGED editor SINGLEHANDEDLY keeps the legacy of DEAD STREAMER alive through long edits

    • @ConnioJudah
      @ConnioJudah 7 місяців тому +13

      @@agzane268Fr it was so sad when I heard the news 😢

    • @Jon-Patrick-S
      @Jon-Patrick-S 7 місяців тому +13

      The irony that today he was back for ONE DAY ONLY

    • @wetsocks4460
      @wetsocks4460 7 місяців тому

      THIRSTY streamer uses HAMSTER TUBES to drink PISS

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 7 місяців тому +705

    Jeremy was doomed from the start because Dead Rising is a time management game

    • @ChewyTwee
      @ChewyTwee 7 місяців тому +73

      the fight against isabela literally sends me into tears how is he so bad at this game

    • @gwitch
      @gwitch 7 місяців тому +35

      And yet he's somehow better at it than Joel.

    • @LockeProductions.
      @LockeProductions. 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ChewyTwee Is there a part 2, did he continue?

    • @TheUnicornChicken
      @TheUnicornChicken 7 місяців тому +18

      @@LockeProductions. He finished both the first game and DR2:OTR. Dumptruck is either gonna finish Black & White in a few days or finish the second half for this.
      (Illegal information here: Skye4 already finished edits for both games a while ago, if you wanna pick up there instead. Don't let Dumpy know about this >///

    • @ChewyTwee
      @ChewyTwee 7 місяців тому +1

      @@LockeProductions. HELL YEA THERE IS!!!!!! Dumpy Jerma DR stream edit…. 2!!!!!

  • @gwitch
    @gwitch 7 місяців тому +309

    I love how any game with cutscenes reveals that Jerma is the kind of person to say “who’s that? why’d he kill him?” during a movie like an inattentive mom

    • @judtt
      @judtt 7 місяців тому +58

      zero media literacy andy

  • @cragraven
    @cragraven 7 місяців тому +394

    one of my favorite parts of this stream is that when jerma sees a survivor, he always calls out their name like he knows them.

    • @lilpipookoloo8792
      @lilpipookoloo8792 7 місяців тому +43

      This game is a documentary about Jerma's origin story he does know all these people

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 7 місяців тому +164

    he's covered wars you know

  • @IncoherentOrange
    @IncoherentOrange 7 місяців тому +229

    The fact that Brad became pants in that first fight was beyond comedy

    • @adrain182
      @adrain182 7 місяців тому +45

      I’ve been playing this game for like a decade and I’ve never seen that happen before

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 7 місяців тому +20

      @@adrain182 Apparently it's a common bug, too. Never had it happen to me, either. Maybe it's caused by going up top and getting too close to Carlito or something. I rarely ever do that.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 7 місяців тому +2

      I was so confused by this because I saw it before it happened.

    • @chrissaccary524
      @chrissaccary524 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@LucifronzI ALWAYS melee Carlito, usually with the sickle from the park. Never had pants-brad. 🤷

  • @JustRanee
    @JustRanee 7 місяців тому +112

    God sometimes it’s like his first time playing a video game

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 5 місяців тому

      @RancorousSeayeah but for them it‘s probably even true!

  • @jamesdulak3108
    @jamesdulak3108 2 місяці тому +9

    Honestly proud of him for getting all 6 of those survivors back at once. The AI in this game is hardd as hell to wrangle so it's a big achievement.
    Also receiving flashbacks because the motorcycle fight is the part I was never able to get passed as a child.

  • @Gompermania
    @Gompermania 7 місяців тому +239

    Rude journalist keeps hanging up on the friendly, old janitor.

  • @TheKrawtch
    @TheKrawtch 6 місяців тому +41

    behavioral scientists are baffled at how he carries zero viable weapons but still manages to beat the everloving shit out of survivors

  • @dtims3262
    @dtims3262 7 місяців тому +39

    jerma going to the gun shop for the first time right when i realised he never went there yet was beautiful. a special naivety, like a newborn walking into traffic

  • @lolxddead
    @lolxddead 7 місяців тому +68

    when i was a kid i could NEVER remember to save just played the beginning over and over lol.

    • @bigounce4293
      @bigounce4293 7 місяців тому +25

      Lol same. I also didn’t know you were supposed to bring survivors back. I just kept them with me until they died.

  • @mmollimomo
    @mmollimomo 7 місяців тому +142

    any stream where jerma screws up saving the game is guaranteed to be a banger

  • @curtistreg4057
    @curtistreg4057 7 місяців тому +135

    Fine, I’ll watch jerma play dead rising for the 3rd time

    • @ChewyTwee
      @ChewyTwee 7 місяців тому +19

      now we just need dumptruck to edit jerma playing dead rising TWO so I can watch him play that for like the 6th time

  • @bowbi123
    @bowbi123 7 місяців тому +86

    it's a miracle he ever figured out how to upload to youtube

    • @polartechie
      @polartechie 3 місяці тому +5

      Ok, I hit upload. Do I need to lift anything?

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 7 місяців тому +28

    The intro to this game is actually sick, taking pictures over the city

  • @jvxday
    @jvxday 5 місяців тому +6

    this is such an entertaining stream even with jerma it's usually hard for me to watch longer vids/streams but i can't stop watching this one

  • @jarlomilf
    @jarlomilf Місяць тому +5

    1:56:24 him not taking what wouldve been an actually good photo made me so mad, theyre all framed perfectly and in perfect sync and this guys just like "oh but theyre not charging"

  • @mikeyb.0121
    @mikeyb.0121 7 місяців тому +46

    Rip Jeremy 985, I still can’t believe he got away with the great Mac and Cheese heist of 1985

  • @lil_ch3f106
    @lil_ch3f106 Місяць тому +4

    3:18 He was so ready to take the picture of her falling that he missed her asking for help

  • @gabrieledwards2362
    @gabrieledwards2362 6 місяців тому +12

    1:58:23 the hard cut into gone guru after jerma fought through all of the cultists kills me every time

  • @neonlightillusion
    @neonlightillusion 7 місяців тому +20

    This upload willed the deluxe remaster into existence

  • @chrissaccary524
    @chrissaccary524 7 місяців тому +21

    "you're supposed to drink the orange juice!" That was cooking oil bro 🤣

  • @monoka4929
    @monoka4929 7 місяців тому +73

    so glad youre still uploading vods even after jerma died 2 years ago

    • @liar-888
      @liar-888 2 місяці тому

      Jerma died??

  • @mossgiant.
    @mossgiant. 7 місяців тому +87

    Literally dying for black and white part 2

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ 7 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, are still gonna get that?

    • @farsalor2627
      @farsalor2627 7 місяців тому +1

      Same I NEED IT

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 7 місяців тому +8

      I still need more RDR2

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 7 місяців тому

      Well stop dying jeez

    • @nekomoves1714
      @nekomoves1714 7 місяців тому +2

      @@nevaeh9125 he finished it off stream, I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you this. It made me cry.

  • @foliagedcloud8096
    @foliagedcloud8096 7 місяців тому +9

    Finally an editor that doesn't shake the fucking screen every time he mashes the button. I can finally watch without a headache.

  • @Waytootiredforthis
    @Waytootiredforthis 2 місяці тому +2

    When I’m looking for a series that has multiple parts without being sequentially labeled, the long edit andys always got my back

  • @frds_skce
    @frds_skce 6 місяців тому +14

    As soon as I saw what comes up at 46:42 ,I immediately paused thid video and went to the full stream archive with chat. Easily said, I'm not disappointed.
    WEEEEELLLLL-

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 6 місяців тому +15

    I lol'd when he died and realized there isn't an autosave feature. welcome back to 2006 Jezza

  • @NewbofDooooom
    @NewbofDooooom 7 місяців тому +80

    It starts with him putting on lip balm and reading the opening cutscene then he says game over after blaming a billion dollar company for his controller not letting him keep losing the boss fight, and he promises to play more tomorrow. Secretly he had to lather himself in more of chapstick also the chapstick is the same size as him

    • @rajkolandon5113
      @rajkolandon5113 6 місяців тому +2

      Are you ok man?

    • @NewbofDooooom
      @NewbofDooooom 6 місяців тому +2

      @@rajkolandon5113 I’m only as ok as Jerma is ok

    • @rajkolandon5113
      @rajkolandon5113 6 місяців тому +2

      @@NewbofDooooom I'm gonna invade you

  • @ExtraThiccc
    @ExtraThiccc 7 місяців тому +17

    Its a miracle he learned how to use a computer

  • @boredkid1235
    @boredkid1235 6 місяців тому +8

    I'm an hour in and the best weapon he has found is a dumbbell

  • @_Bungus
    @_Bungus 7 місяців тому +98

    I've never played Dead Rising, but I found myself getting really invested in it watching Jerma play. The fact that the survivors can die and that you can't help all of them because of the time constraints makes it feel like there are real stakes. I liked Frank as a character too. I feel like I'd have fun with it, even if it looks frustratingly janky at times, but I have a hard time telling whether that's all the game's fault or if it's partly Jerma's too with how bad he is at some games, lol.

    • @JacobPlays136
      @JacobPlays136 7 місяців тому +8

      The second game is coop. My friend and I played through the game 5 times just messing around. It's hilariously fun

    • @errorcopythat
      @errorcopythat 7 місяців тому +12

      The game is dogshit, but has a lot of good ideas. Dead Rising 2 is like a playable version of this.

    • @klayman2
      @klayman2 7 місяців тому +4

      2 is the best imo, it's only got bad reviews on steam because it doesn't like controllers

    • @mikeyb.0121
      @mikeyb.0121 7 місяців тому +9

      @@camthekid8933I also have fond memories of playing this as a child on the Xbox 360. Went back and tried to play it in the current day, the game is absolutely terrible once the nostalgia goggles wear off

    • @GrydyneZe
      @GrydyneZe 7 місяців тому +9

      this is a hilariously janky game, which makes it so fun to watch when speedrunners exploit its mechanics. the second game is wild too, i recommend watching Ecdysis play them! He's doing a lot of funny Dead Rising challenges right now, like only using a purse as a weapon, or escorting Jeff (the first survivor) through the whole game

  • @PapaRoboto
    @PapaRoboto 7 місяців тому +18

    I just realized Otis is welding without goggles.

    • @carminefan110
      @carminefan110 6 місяців тому +6

      What are you OSHA!?

    • @Hatredcopter.M3
      @Hatredcopter.M3 4 місяці тому +2

      you people take the fun out of welding............

  • @Kranzio-
    @Kranzio- 7 місяців тому +69

    I used to love this stream until I found out it was the precursor to Jerma’s “Chopping Mall” incident that put him on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 7 місяців тому +5

      that's not the only "Most Wanted" list he's on 😍
      (i have only watched this man through edits and half-attended that one theme park game stream)

    • @OZ06MSLeoAC193
      @OZ06MSLeoAC193 7 місяців тому +2

      The Chop Till You Drop incident will never be forgotten 😢

  • @nataliegreen9049
    @nataliegreen9049 7 місяців тому +7

    props for including every point where he saved after he forgot once.

  • @aombiezandy3136
    @aombiezandy3136 7 місяців тому +16

    Dumptruck you having the biggest dumper and you are the GOAT.

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 6 місяців тому +5

    Two of my favorite things colliding head on to create the magic. Dead Rising and Jerma in a cyclone of insanity. Co-starring spinning pair of pants, in place of Brad.

  • @muggins2279
    @muggins2279 7 місяців тому +7

    I was just watching a 30 min clip of this stream yesterday and wishing damn i sure wish there was a long edit of this, when i saw the notification today i nearly shit

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 5 місяців тому

      Is that kk slider machine girl?

  • @idlegameplayer3756
    @idlegameplayer3756 7 місяців тому +10

    i've never played this game but somehow still watching him fumble through the tutorial was as painful as if i had played 1000 hours

  • @mirabirazz
    @mirabirazz 7 місяців тому +6

    i usually watch jerma streams while doing something else but when he forgot to save the game and had to do everything again i had to stop what i was doing bc i was laughing so hard i cant

  • @mav6771
    @mav6771 7 місяців тому +7

    dr1 and 2 literally unmatched jerma streams, if you do your magic on the whole series I think they'll be my goto for rewatching after seeing the full streams so many times.
    Thank you dumptruck!!

  • @youngkhronic2243
    @youngkhronic2243 4 місяці тому +2

    I love how every time he checks his watch, he seems bewildered that he now, for some reason, has less time

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 7 місяців тому +11

    Imagine trying to get someone into Jerma content and you click on this video and the first Jerma sentence they ever hear uttered is that he can't stream without his lip balm

  • @Whxr3
    @Whxr3 7 місяців тому +23

    This game stressed me out so much as a kid, I hate it when games put in a very pronounced time limit but at the same time it was so fun

    • @Hatredcopter.M3
      @Hatredcopter.M3 4 місяці тому

      funny that i just played through dead rising by getting it from fitgirl

  • @Peanut_Arbuckle
    @Peanut_Arbuckle 7 місяців тому +8

    streamer morphs into deadrising psychopath in real time

  • @chase_9752
    @chase_9752 7 місяців тому +15

    59:53 damn i didnt know the zombies were freaky like that

  • @thewhitemonkey64
    @thewhitemonkey64 6 місяців тому +6

    It’s honestly insane that he only killed 70 zombies before getting set so far back lol

  • @myriadpro1641
    @myriadpro1641 6 місяців тому +6

    thank you jerma for providing positive, and also calm chill streams, that end up turning into amazing videos by fans like dumptruck. Thank you jerma for helping me, remember watching this stream (maybe edited longstory short i watched it) and it was part of my mourning of my grandad, I'm so thankful for this content i remember, being sad and mourning, but sipping on red kool aid and just moved and all the emotions and watching this really made me smile and finally start giving up on giving up and made me start to come back to the world and my life, so thank you Seriously, if i could convey emotions through a comment i would be holding back tears saying thank you, thank you jerma, and thank you dumptruck, this video now hold a consistent comfort spot in my mind and my life and i know i can always come back to this and ground myself and return to peace, it may not be a switch i always deal with my problems before trying to pile on peace and positivity, but when i am ready, i can watch this video and aid myself in picking me back up, i love you all and i love you jerma and dumptruck with ever fiber of my being, positive vibes, and feel like we are watching pokemon at 7 in the morning in the living room sitting on the big couch while sipping hot chocolate as a 7 to 8 year old, LOVE YOU ALL

  • @hughjass8274
    @hughjass8274 7 місяців тому +8

    Another day at the mall for Jeremy!

  • @giantmang0
    @giantmang0 7 місяців тому +3

    Thank you dump truck. You are all I have in these dark times

  • @crushie909
    @crushie909 7 місяців тому +23

    seen these streams already but i'll rewatch anything if it's daddy dump truck

  • @Lilkasserole
    @Lilkasserole 7 місяців тому +3

    How many times do we have the pleasure of watching this stream lmao

  • @Hatredcopter.M3
    @Hatredcopter.M3 4 місяці тому +2

    "oh yeah yeah kinda i've covered wars y'know..." this man fires full auto machine guns with no recoil and can MAN HANDLE AN M2 BROWNING

  • @jokerjunior8598
    @jokerjunior8598 7 місяців тому +5

    I was just an inch away to sleeping till I heard
    “Everyone’s gonna remember that name-“
    “-When I get announced for smash bros!”
    My body just sprung up and genuinely laughed

  • @mikotoh
    @mikotoh 7 місяців тому +1

    literally just rewatched him play this and the second game back in april, but since theres a new dumptruck video GUESS IM WATCHING IT AGAIN

  • @tbonegrady
    @tbonegrady 4 дні тому

    Ironically. Jerma would unironically make one hell of a psychopath in the universe.

  • @forkq5720
    @forkq5720 6 місяців тому +5

    40:44 jerma interacting with zach hadel and oneyng

  • @ArcUpp
    @ArcUpp 6 місяців тому

    This is one of the most hilarious things I’ve watched in years.

  • @joyestik8835
    @joyestik8835 7 місяців тому +8

    lip balm andy

    • @jorj1357
      @jorj1357 7 місяців тому +7

      lip balm andy

  • @PixelatedFlu
    @PixelatedFlu 7 місяців тому +14

    *succs virtual teat*
    Thank you for this succulent meal

  • @jipzip2968
    @jipzip2968 7 місяців тому +8

    DERANGED streamer leaves INNOCENTS to DIE

  • @emdrake04
    @emdrake04 7 місяців тому +4

    ive covered wars, ya know

  • @brandtheman92
    @brandtheman92 7 місяців тому +5

    Was literally JUST thinking about this series. And BOOM! Dump Truck delivers.

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 7 місяців тому +2

    1:43:10 He voices Warren Vidic in Assassin's Creed, the main antagonist of the real-world story in those games.

  • @Lowfyie
    @Lowfyie 5 місяців тому +4

    10:37 ive never thought about this probably because I was too young when the game released, but how the fuck is this old lady overpowering all these people by just shoving them away?

  • @greycatofnobodys2007
    @greycatofnobodys2007 6 місяців тому +4

    Don't you hate it when you suddenly become a pair of pants?

  • @darthnix
    @darthnix 7 місяців тому +2

    Thanks father

  • @evanmichaelpearce1367
    @evanmichaelpearce1367 7 місяців тому +1

    I knew from the moment this stream started that he wouldnt make it past Medicine Run lol

  • @luisos2575
    @luisos2575 7 місяців тому +5

    1:06:12 nice timing

  • @connorkimball5431
    @connorkimball5431 5 місяців тому +1

    >boomerang throw
    >YOU REALLY MISSED THAT ONE, TRY ANOTHER

  • @jvxday
    @jvxday 5 місяців тому

    dumptruck delivering as always

  • @RealHeadlessHatter
    @RealHeadlessHatter 7 місяців тому +1

    nice edit 👍

  • @miran1769
    @miran1769 7 місяців тому +2

    thank you dumptrucckk

  • @grindal8929
    @grindal8929 4 місяці тому

    He just refuses to have a weapon

  • @Jak-A-Boi
    @Jak-A-Boi 7 місяців тому +2

    Gracias padre 🫶

  • @ExtraThiccc
    @ExtraThiccc 7 місяців тому +7

    1:23:14 I have been playing this game for 8 FUCKING YEARS AND I NEVER KNEW THERE WAS A TRAPDOOR THERE

    • @TitanicTitan26
      @TitanicTitan26 7 місяців тому +1

      did you just never beat adam the clown a single time?

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TitanicTitan26 I BEAT HIM EVERY PLAYTHROUGH BUT I NEVER THOUGHT "huh how does this shortcut work?" THE GAME JUST DOES SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GAME LOGIC LIKE HOW FRANK GETS BITTEN HUNDREDS OF TIMES BUT NEVER TURNS

    • @TitanicTitan26
      @TitanicTitan26 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ExtraThiccc bro Greg literally tells you about the shortcut, takes you there and he won't follow you to be able to rescue him until you use it

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc 7 місяців тому +3

      @@TitanicTitan26 I NEVER LOOKED UP IS MY POINT I JUST ACCEPTED THAT FRANK TELEPORTED TO ANOTHER BATHROOM. A day later and I'm still shocked how dumb I am lmaoooo

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 4 місяці тому

      Relatable

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany 5 місяців тому

    i wish these uploads contained the original stream/vod dates in the description or pinned comment

  • @VesonoYT
    @VesonoYT 7 місяців тому +1

    praying he does a stream of the remaster

  • @FancythatTF
    @FancythatTF 7 місяців тому +8

    Jerma couldnt have picked a worse game to play, considering he sucks at time management, combat AND staying alive.

  • @EvTrev11
    @EvTrev11 7 місяців тому +3

    My PP gauge is full after watchung this

  • @fusiontide5078
    @fusiontide5078 6 місяців тому

    Everybody gangsta til the pants start walkin'

  • @auxxillary
    @auxxillary 7 місяців тому

    this is so chaotic I love it hahahaha

  • @cs-fp
    @cs-fp 7 місяців тому +1

    Grab That Auto 5

  • @SuperAsdfghjklol
    @SuperAsdfghjklol 7 місяців тому +5

    2:13:35 WHAT DID THE CAMERA PICK UP THERE!? 2 MELONS?

  • @kikij6465
    @kikij6465 3 місяці тому

    Whats up with the magic rope Carlito escapes on.

  • @Artlas1
    @Artlas1 4 місяці тому

    he formed a firing squad to take out Adam 💀

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 7 місяців тому +3

    42:20 EREN RUN AWAY EREN

    • @parid1gm640
      @parid1gm640 14 днів тому

      That was all I could think of

  • @foooofboi
    @foooofboi 6 місяців тому +4

    jesus he plays like he has nubs for arms

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 7 місяців тому

    I could never beat this game, so this'll be the next best thing.

  • @corypringleton8454
    @corypringleton8454 7 місяців тому +2

    45:20 is so funny to me for some reason

  • @AveragePastaConsumer
    @AveragePastaConsumer Місяць тому

    This game was made for Jerma

  • @ImNotFine44
    @ImNotFine44 5 місяців тому

    Jerma’s covered walls you know?

  • @Rex-qx2ko
    @Rex-qx2ko 7 місяців тому +6

    somtimes i wonder how he can be so bad at video games, but then I remember how frail he is due to his old age

  • @grocery-k9h
    @grocery-k9h 7 місяців тому

    Jerma: shoot him!
    Yuu and Shinji: 0-0 0-0

  • @radplung
    @radplung 7 місяців тому

    48:44 that really hits hard, even though its not happening to me it still hurts

  • @wizardlizards
    @wizardlizards 7 місяців тому

    I love you dumptruck

  • @rhettshanley8712
    @rhettshanley8712 4 місяці тому

    I think in the delux remaster they made the AI for people much smarter

  • @tbbproductions4173
    @tbbproductions4173 7 місяців тому +11

    It's so sad that Jerma is already retired, because we could've gotten a meatcanyon looney toons scenario (by claiming his video depicting bugs bunny as a serial sex offender, Warner Brothers made being a serial sex offender part of bugs bunny canon) where dumptruck becomes an official 2ndJerma editor, so Jerma officially has an editor named after his own ass