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  • Jordan bought a fancy $500 Italian espresso machine on the company dime, so Conan is out for revenge.
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  • @punkivy9776
    @punkivy9776 5 років тому +14530

    The rare Schlansky smile.
    “I didn’t want to spend your money needlessly.”

    • @peni80085
      @peni80085 4 роки тому +232

      This must be the one and only time I've seen him smiling 😂

    • @skz8341
      @skz8341 4 роки тому +29

      omg finally

    • @tomtomson648
      @tomtomson648 4 роки тому +386

      Im pretty sure they had to do several takes of this, you can see Jordan almost starting to laugh many times. Pretty hard to keep a straight face when Conan keeps talking stupid stuff to you.

    • @blasphemer1992
      @blasphemer1992 4 роки тому +106

      @@peni80085 he actually laughs in a video where they go wine tasting, and also when they are planning their trip to italy, check them out lol

    • @thisguyrighthere3647
      @thisguyrighthere3647 4 роки тому +64

      He's holding back a lot in this one. When the other coffee machine comes out.

  • @jordanschlansky594
    @jordanschlansky594 4 роки тому +28284

    I love my espresso machine.

    • @Ppyongppyong-se7mt
      @Ppyongppyong-se7mt 4 роки тому +303

      Jordan Schlansky LOLLL😂

    • @lilblinder11
      @lilblinder11 4 роки тому +290

      i stole one of your collection of action figures

    • @cyberdaniboy
      @cyberdaniboy 4 роки тому +225

      So Jordan, we still haven't gotten a clear answer. What is it you do or rather did at the show at the time of this airing?

    • @juangroups9478
      @juangroups9478 4 роки тому +107

      Don't be suprised if your coffee machine is in Africa, helping little children have a drinkie winkie.

    • @jordanschlansky594
      @jordanschlansky594 4 роки тому +175

      Conan I don’t think that’s necessary

  • @user-lc5uh4ic1z
    @user-lc5uh4ic1z 3 роки тому +3590

    Three separate references to Hitler, Mussolini, and Osama bin Laden within the span of thirty seconds. I love Conan

    • @timmccarthy872
      @timmccarthy872 2 роки тому +48

      "If I was stuck in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, bin Laden, and Jordan Schlansky, and I had a gun with three bullets, I would shoot Jordan three times"

    • @AquaWeiner
      @AquaWeiner 2 роки тому +6

      @@timmccarthy872 XD! Monsieur Scott

    • @user-ir6mk6me7t
      @user-ir6mk6me7t 2 роки тому +8

      @@timmccarthy872 Tim, you tried to be funny but you went too far. How would you do it geniuses?

    • @blikpak1775
      @blikpak1775 2 роки тому +1

      @@timmccarthy872 😆 😆 😆

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 2 роки тому +1

      That's why he's called the GOAT

  • @kissofdeath4449
    @kissofdeath4449 2 роки тому +2849

    "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly."
    It's so clever and funny even Jordan wanted to laugh at his own joke.

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 років тому +18652

    "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly"
    I love how he breaks there. Brilliant dynamic.

    • @RWD1907
      @RWD1907 4 роки тому +564

      Thought the same, when I watched it. It's this slight grin on his face. He almost broke charakter there. Really funny guy.

    • @nl7352
      @nl7352 4 роки тому +90

      it’s not called breaking, it’s called smiling stoopihh

    • @nl7352
      @nl7352 4 роки тому +14

      mike westbrook You liked a video called quagmire has sex with joe stop cappin’

    • @nl7352
      @nl7352 4 роки тому +3

      Dead Evans Intentions were not 2 act like that

    • @nl7352
      @nl7352 4 роки тому +6

      mike westbrook I don’t care about subscribers

  • @Erik-ho7hi
    @Erik-ho7hi 5 років тому +7005

    "The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker". 😂

    • @christianmcbrearty
      @christianmcbrearty 4 роки тому +49

      I died 😂😂😂

    • @anthonygrant7676
      @anthonygrant7676 4 роки тому +234

      “If osama bin laden was cringing by this coffee machine he would be still alive today”

    • @_VHwK
      @_VHwK 4 роки тому +34

      the Führer. its a german word...

    • @anthonygrant7676
      @anthonygrant7676 4 роки тому +1

      _ VHwK it’s kind of the same meaning the mean hitler and other ones

    • @BlueFlash215
      @BlueFlash215 4 роки тому +3

      @@_VHwK it is an English word that derives from a German word

  • @latch_key
    @latch_key 4 роки тому +7179

    Jeez this is 7 years old. Anyone else on a Conan binge while being in lockdown?

    • @susanallison183
      @susanallison183 4 роки тому +45

      Visits with Jordan never get old...

    • @rainreinaa
      @rainreinaa 4 роки тому +7

      Still not available in my country :(

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @NinepinsKnave
      @NinepinsKnave 4 роки тому +4

      Just saw the video with Jordan transformed by fashionable clothing from the brand Chinatown Market for the first time today. Amazing!

    • @tamarabaeza6458
      @tamarabaeza6458 4 роки тому +2

      Here 🙋‍♀️

  • @SharikSobaka
    @SharikSobaka 2 роки тому +817

    “I’m noticing that you talk about United States and Americans almost with contempt. Do you realize-that you’re from *BUFFALO* ?” I died lmao 🤌🏻😂

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 роки тому +3

      Please, you two, don't stop making these skits!!!!!!!!

  • @scamrasc
    @scamrasc 5 років тому +4769

    Deadpan monotone: "I want you to understand that it's not my responsibility to be forthcoming or make announcements of any kind. I suggest..." Dude could be a lawyer

    • @govindraghavan9493
      @govindraghavan9493 4 роки тому +63

      @Austin Faulds Or both

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 4 роки тому +86

      Govind Raghavan a serial killer that defends himself in court if he ever got caught 😂😆😃😅

    • @denizcan6032
      @denizcan6032 4 роки тому +9

      @@jja1483 Ted Bundy ?

    • @attractdirect
      @attractdirect 4 роки тому +1

      A lawyer

    • @DreamyDoughBoy
      @DreamyDoughBoy 4 роки тому +1

      My like is the golden blue button that hit 1k in this comment. For real. No kidding. :)

  • @positronicreflex.
    @positronicreflex. 4 роки тому +2255

    To this day, I call a single biscotto by its proper name thanks to Jordan.

    • @hussydahustla
      @hussydahustla 3 роки тому +88

      Same 😂. I say it in my head like a snobby elitist.

    • @Neto808
      @Neto808 2 роки тому +41

      The same applies to cannolo/cannoli

    • @polobik4231
      @polobik4231 2 роки тому +17

      salame/salami too

    • @NickC-Ohio
      @NickC-Ohio 2 роки тому +11

      That was such a perfect demonstration of exactly what Conan mocks in him

    • @MultiGemgirl
      @MultiGemgirl Рік тому +1

      when he said that I thought of course it is

  • @ryanthomas49
    @ryanthomas49 3 роки тому +7461

    Ellen WISHES she had this much chemistry and fun with her staff.

    • @yukimatsuda5400
      @yukimatsuda5400 3 роки тому +59

      Well she has and Mitch.... other scapegoat people

    • @salamatpo7326
      @salamatpo7326 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @robertan.2491
      @robertan.2491 3 роки тому +3

      She does all the time

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 3 роки тому +161

      @@robertan.2491 no she doesn't.

    • @robertan.2491
      @robertan.2491 3 роки тому +19

      @@ryanthomas49 yeah she does, I've been watching her show for years and there are plenty videos like this on UA-cam with her staff. But you are clearly one of the sheep to jump on the hate train because some of her staff did not have a good experience there. Well some other staff members love working there.

  • @jordonschlansky
    @jordonschlansky 3 роки тому +2199

    I have various duties, my title is associate producer.

    • @RobertMichael
      @RobertMichael 3 роки тому +12

      What do you do?

    • @jordonschlansky
      @jordonschlansky 3 роки тому +132

      @@RobertMichael Like I mentioned, various duties.

    • @asaniwasabi
      @asaniwasabi 3 роки тому +8

      Are you secretly hiding a secret butchering bunker under all that clutter in your office?

    • @rachelf3625
      @rachelf3625 3 роки тому +2

      I love the back and forth between you two!

    • @habzmiah
      @habzmiah 3 роки тому +3

      Surely this is not the real Jordan profile.

  • @schana96
    @schana96 5 років тому +1683

    Jordan cracking up slightly when he says "I didn't wanna spend your money needlessly" is so good

    • @mattgelfer
      @mattgelfer 3 роки тому +38

      Jordan breaking character is life giving

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne Рік тому +9

      I hate how no one mentions him breaking when Conan introduces his replacement “coffee” maker with something that wasn’t even made from a coffee company 😂😂😭 that right there was a jackpot of laughter for me

  • @MrAlexLowen
    @MrAlexLowen 4 роки тому +5501

    I think that when Jordan said the "biscotti" line, Conan was honestly surprised and realized the guy had high potential for future comedy situations.

    • @joeface123123
      @joeface123123 4 роки тому +328

      MrAlexLowen He’s know that Jordan is great for comedy bits for a while now xD

    • @whatamiwatching2183
      @whatamiwatching2183 4 роки тому +360

      Jordan was part of bits years before this came out but I see what you mean it does seem like it caught him off guard

    • @ADetailedHouse
      @ADetailedHouse 4 роки тому +93

      Emad Ahmed He was surprised, bc Jordan corrected him when he said biscotti, which is the plural form....who knows that?!? Only Jordan.

    • @abdulazizal-amri75
      @abdulazizal-amri75 4 роки тому +9

      I do...so am I Jordan now👀

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister 4 роки тому +53

      @@abdulazizal-amri75 It's more like, who cares enough about Italian to correct Conan's use of a term that has entered English as a plural. Only Jordan.

  • @deadbutmoving
    @deadbutmoving 3 роки тому +447

    Jordan Schlansky did nothing wrong. He merely "suggested" the purchase of the espresso machine. How it got to it's location, why Jordan's office is behind 7 doors, and why the machine's display language is in Italian is not his fault or responsibility. He even did the staff a favor and wrote down instructions on how to use the machine to make a proper Italian espresso. This man is a hero and a great fake Italian.

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax 5 місяців тому +22

      Alright Jordan, take a walk.

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig 2 місяці тому +7

      "Jordan's office isn't behind seven doors. There is clearly a normal straight hallway leading to several offices, including Jordan's office at the end of the hall. Conan chose the complicated meandering route to fabricate a narrative about Jordan making himself and the espresso machine inaccessible to the other employees."
      That was my impression of how Jordan would respond to your comment. And technically it's true of you look at the blueprint.

  • @justaverage94
    @justaverage94 3 роки тому +1840

    “It has a simple ON/OFF switch, in English, because God bless America, you son of a bitch.” Pure gold

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 роки тому +18

      except the English language has nothing to do with the US nor America.

    • @tiberiussempronious6252
      @tiberiussempronious6252 3 роки тому +32

      @@spongmongler6760 - buzz kill

    • @jonasseorum5471
      @jonasseorum5471 2 роки тому +23

      @@spongmongler6760 Of course it does, it's the main spoken and official language of the USA so I would say it has alot to do with it.

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 2 роки тому +12

      @@jonasseorum5471 the US was equally likely to make German its "official language". USicans can't speak English properly, they speak it poorly. the only reason they do speak English is because politicians wanted it. sorry bro

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 2 роки тому +2

      @Dacholo well done, you can read. you want a cookie?

  • @AJsVIEW
    @AJsVIEW 5 років тому +3277

    Jordan's comebacks are simply brilliant lol

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 4 роки тому +91

      He used various comebacks.

    •  4 роки тому +7

      It is like he is writing those for living :D

    • @johndinh5113
      @johndinh5113 4 роки тому

      Nemanja Nedeljković f

    • @aussiemenace6897
      @aussiemenace6897 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah for someone that likes ripping off good people.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 роки тому +4

      @@wayneurquhart1967 If you say various one more time I will call the police and have you arrested.

  • @VideoDeadGaming
    @VideoDeadGaming 8 років тому +4698

    Dang it, i've now run out of Conan/Jordan videos to watch

    • @ml3gar628
      @ml3gar628 8 років тому +8

      same 😂😂😂

    • @IhateUrFuckinFace
      @IhateUrFuckinFace 8 років тому +75

      +VideoDeadGaming *Me too. So do what I do. Take a few months and then come back and watch them all over again.*

    • @Itsgsun604
      @Itsgsun604 8 років тому

      haha i watched them all too! fuqin awesome videos

    • @DeepbloodFang
      @DeepbloodFang 8 років тому

      +VideoDeadGaming ditto, they are the best XD

    • @thatonedork3607
      @thatonedork3607 8 років тому +1

      Same this is the last one I hadn't watched

  • @monumentsNmelodies
    @monumentsNmelodies Рік тому +563

    I swear these Conan remote's/bits with Jordan and the Crew helped get me through the last 2 1/2 years. No matter how many times I've seen them they still cheer me up.

  • @owenpattaylor
    @owenpattaylor 3 роки тому +215

    5:31 seeing jordan slightly break as conan was describing the new coffee machine was great

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 7 місяців тому +6

      Good eye! He was really trying not to burst

  • @Mankind5490
    @Mankind5490 8 років тому +2978

    Here's a challenge:
    Try to pretend you're Jordan and keep a straight face as Conan is talking to you.

    • @adflictusiocus9819
      @adflictusiocus9819 8 років тому +53

      +Ektadizzle Why would that be hard? Human expressions - as you surely know - are tools of communication. Communication is transmitting data. Most of that data is useless or impossible to interpret. Therefore your challenge makes little sense.

    • @Mankind5490
      @Mankind5490 8 років тому +33

      Adflictus Iocus chill

    • @MrTophatreaper
      @MrTophatreaper 8 років тому +85

      +Adflictus Iocus calm down Jordan 2.0

    • @MrMotherfuck123
      @MrMotherfuck123 8 років тому +8

      +Ektadizzle It is absolutely obvious that Conan sorta adores Schlansky for his almost Dictator-Like Discipline.

    • @adflictusiocus9819
      @adflictusiocus9819 8 років тому +14

      +MrTophatreaper No. You calm down. You seem to bee psychologically distressed by my comment. That to me is amusing. There are various ways you can resolve this psychological "knot".

  • @daxoze
    @daxoze 6 років тому +713

    The biscotti/biscotto argument absolutely kills me every time. It's quintessential Jordan.

    • @andreafranco5551
      @andreafranco5551 5 років тому +48

      I'm italian and for me that clarification it's like porn

    • @shapes9495
      @shapes9495 5 років тому +3

      papa bless

  • @Onio_
    @Onio_ 4 роки тому +842

    ESPRESSO 101 (instructions shown):
    Despite what is often served in the US, a proper normal shot of espresso is 25 ml (approximately 1 ounce) and has half the caffeine of a standard 6 oz. cup of American coffee.
    This machine dispenses a normal 25 ml shot, and will correctly fill only 1/4 of the 4 ounce paper Lavazza espresso cups.
    *1. Open the small center drawer under the control panel screen, insert a new sealed LAVAZZA espresso capsule UPSIDE DOWN into back of drawer until properly seated, and close the drawer.*
    *2. Position one paper espresso cup on UPPER platform tray, centered beneath the large dispenser head. The 2 spouts built into the head will fill one cup.*
    *3. Once the display screen says "PRONTO", press ANY of the 4 buttons on the right side of the control panel. Contrary to what the pictures may show, they will all dispense the exact same 25 ml espresso shot.*
    *4. After brewing finished, wait a few seconds longer until all of the espresso is completely dispensed into the cup. Used capsule does NOT need to be removed.*
    Do NOT press any of the buttons on the left side of the control panel. We do not have the steam wand attachment. You cannot make a cappuccino with this machine. The spout on the right is not functional.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 3 роки тому +63

      Funny that the machine costs several hundred bucks and he didn't upgrade to the steam wand option! It would be hilarious if Conan whined about that...

    • @pindot787
      @pindot787 3 роки тому +95

      @@largol33t1 Well, jordan only drink espresso, so those steam wand are useless to him, it actually shows more of his character.

    • @MrRynRules
      @MrRynRules 2 роки тому +8

      You are an absolute legend!

    • @TJamesBell
      @TJamesBell 2 роки тому +5

      This list terrifies me.

    • @HENKO_BEATS
      @HENKO_BEATS 2 роки тому +16

      Don't know why I read all of this...

  • @joefamulari2595
    @joefamulari2595 3 роки тому +348

    The greatest comedy duo ever! They’ve gotten me through Covid, lonely days at home and the quest for my next roll of toilet paper. God bless you both.

    • @costellofratelli9625
      @costellofratelli9625 3 роки тому +3

      Nothing wrong with a few months of lonely time. Monks are alone for years, without UA-cam! Lolol. Stay well!

    • @DNATruLyricist
      @DNATruLyricist 11 місяців тому +1

      Got me through a rough break up

    • @hypnos9336
      @hypnos9336 Місяць тому

      ugh, so annoying reading these comments from a few years ago when everybody was obsessed talking about the pandemic constantly

  • @phothewin6019
    @phothewin6019 7 років тому +14524

    Who else is on a Conan binge right now?

    • @valkarez1137
      @valkarez1137 7 років тому +16

      Duwang Is Unbreakable How did you know

    • @Joshua-nc1be
      @Joshua-nc1be 7 років тому +19

      Duwang Is Unbreakable I've been on one for three days and 8 times on the toilet!

    • @Costikeke
      @Costikeke 7 років тому +26

      binging out on jordan, hes a prize

    • @bobbysteakhouse7022
      @bobbysteakhouse7022 7 років тому +13

      You can kind of see he has a soul because sometimes he smiles like at 2:00

    • @louisxD
      @louisxD 7 років тому +5

      Me right now

  • @PinkSistahs
    @PinkSistahs 8 років тому +3997

    Jordan Schlansky for president!.. or various presidential jobs!

    • @Nastypsychoboy
      @Nastypsychoboy 8 років тому +59

      +Laura Bourne Associate President.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 8 років тому +38

      You know he'd be better than Trump.

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 8 років тому +28

      +Nastypsychoboy He would have various gov't related duties.

    • @killerseddie8295
      @killerseddie8295 8 років тому

      +The Veneficus Get used to it. It's happening.

    • @NicholasLionRider
      @NicholasLionRider 8 років тому +6

      +Laura Bourne We'd be ruled by Italy.

  • @nosir1479
    @nosir1479 2 роки тому +199

    Only Conan can make pure comedy gold given a member of his staff crew, an untidy office and an espresso machine.

    • @waterunderthebridge2291
      @waterunderthebridge2291 10 місяців тому +1

      That's probably not his real office but idk.

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown 7 місяців тому +2

      @@waterunderthebridge2291It’s been stated that the things about Jordan are real, they just crank it up further for the cameras

  • @XtremeConditions
    @XtremeConditions 3 роки тому +64

    "The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker, I walked through seven doors... If Osama Bin Laden was next to this coffee machine, he'd still be alive today, because no one would ever have found him." LMAO I literally could not stop laughing.

  • @CarlosGarcia-yg9je
    @CarlosGarcia-yg9je 5 років тому +856

    The side by side picture of Jordan and Mussolini was hilarious!

    • @1Nida
      @1Nida 4 роки тому +2

      Carlos Garcia that was my favorite part.

    • @belart7152
      @belart7152 4 роки тому +2

      one with ole coffee maker ......lol

  • @timpyrules
    @timpyrules 8 років тому +269

    "If Osama Bin Laden was cringing behind this coffee machine he would be alive right now"
    My god im dying

  • @sebastiancasas2074
    @sebastiancasas2074 3 роки тому +135

    its so interesting that a refined and "cultured" dude like Jordan, has such a messy office

    • @costellofratelli9625
      @costellofratelli9625 3 роки тому +4

      Producers offices are like that because their thoughts are organized.

    • @TheMrComentarista
      @TheMrComentarista 2 роки тому +4

      @@costellofratelli9625 why would a messy office imply organized thoughts?

    • @costellofratelli9625
      @costellofratelli9625 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheMrComentarista he knows where everything is.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 2 роки тому +4

      @@costellofratelli9625 Organized chaos. I used the same excuse with my parents back in the day with my messy room, lol.

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 2 роки тому

      oftentimes geniuses have messy lives.

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw 4 місяці тому +10

    “Do you realize you’re from Buffalo?”
    😂😂😂

  • @donvitocorleone8442
    @donvitocorleone8442 6 років тому +2922

    More like Jordan needs a expression machine. 😂

    • @Internetprolet1312
      @Internetprolet1312 5 років тому +9

      Don Vito Corleone good one

    • @iplayroblox9471
      @iplayroblox9471 5 років тому

      I don’t get it

    • @gaganj3806
      @gaganj3806 5 років тому +29

      @@iplayroblox9471 u play roblox! No wonder u dont get it

    • @curleypubes3672
      @curleypubes3672 5 років тому

      It's espresso dumbass

    • @acedeuce4709
      @acedeuce4709 5 років тому +27

      @@curleypubes3672 I...I don't even know how to respond...but I did. Stay golden, you glorious dumb bastard.

  • @Dracattack
    @Dracattack 5 років тому +476

    Youre making an assumption that I chose the display language
    Narrator: He did.

    • @truthsmiles
      @truthsmiles 4 роки тому +12

      Of course he did. His statement isn't a denial haha, it's a diversion tactic.

    • @Ruben-ry4hc
      @Ruben-ry4hc 4 роки тому +3

      *Ron Howard voice*

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 4 роки тому +1

      The instructions he admits to writing says that when finished the machine will display "PRONTO" meaning he definitely chose the display language that shifty fake Italian

  • @jenniferdanielle2461
    @jenniferdanielle2461 4 роки тому +171

    “I’ve never had a sip of American coffee”
    Then how do you know you hate it?😂

  • @Ilcchms31
    @Ilcchms31 Рік тому +45

    This chemistry is unmatched. So good together the timing the Ying and yang. Will always be hilarious

  • @MindstormRecords
    @MindstormRecords 8 років тому +2046

    First time I've ever seen Jordan slightly giggle but then back to business

    • @nickcolagiovanni6572
      @nickcolagiovanni6572 8 років тому +115

      ive never been so happy to see someone else laugh in my life lol

    • @11YeeP11
      @11YeeP11 8 років тому +13

      I was just going to say the exact same thing. I have been wondering what this guy is really like, now I feel complete... :)

    • @MrStoam
      @MrStoam 7 років тому +56

      I dont think jordan is actually this weird irl. I think hes a little weird, but on the show hes gotten a lot of publicity being weird and technical. Im pretty sure Conan tells Jordan not to laugh and to be as weird as possible. When theres a cut in the scene i believe Jordan might be cracking up lauhging.

    • @CLuvTravels
      @CLuvTravels 7 років тому +14

      If you watch some of the earlier 08, 09 videos he laughs allot

    • @plansforus
      @plansforus 7 років тому +27

      The guy has one of the best dead pans I've ever seen! I love these.

  • @Telle.C
    @Telle.C 4 роки тому +3479

    Who else is on a Schlansky binge?

    • @frozenlake1215
      @frozenlake1215 4 роки тому +30

      Just started mine with this very video

    • @Telle.C
      @Telle.C 4 роки тому +27

      @@frozenlake1215 help im trapped with the conan vids

    • @codymeador3819
      @codymeador3819 4 роки тому +5

      Hes a very down to earth dude. I respect that.

    • @cristic767
      @cristic767 4 роки тому +8

      I somewhat find myself in Schlansky. :)
      I also lived for three years in Italia, in Torino - which is the home town of Lavazza. :)

    • @fagbag9553
      @fagbag9553 4 роки тому +2

      #NOTMETOO

  • @FabulousFab72
    @FabulousFab72 2 роки тому +65

    Poor Jordan trying so hard not to burst laughing.
    We all gonna miss so much those little bits with the staff.

  • @emanueleg.4651
    @emanueleg.4651 2 роки тому +56

    I am Italian and I find this beyond hilarious. I always come back to have a laugh! Thanks.

  • @PrettyProChannel
    @PrettyProChannel 4 роки тому +554

    Jordan speaks like a lawyer would write: "I want you to understand that it's not my responsibility to be forthcoming or to make announcements of any kind. I suggested that its purchase be made, I'm not its caretaker or its wrangler."

    • @79pants
      @79pants 3 роки тому +7

      Its WRANGLER

  • @danielvillalobos356
    @danielvillalobos356 6 років тому +1702

    How come so few people acknowledge that Jordan is a comic genius? He's at Buster Keaton level. Or he's a very functional Rainman character.

    • @johnfeola1856
      @johnfeola1856 5 років тому +2

      you mean whoever writes his lines is a comic genius?

    • @MinecraftNucIear
      @MinecraftNucIear 5 років тому +37

      @@johnfeola1856 it's spontaneous

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +62

      You can watch those scraps videos and see him making it up. I think he's an intentionally funny aspie

    • @whyilee
      @whyilee 5 років тому +6

      definitely not on Buster Keaton's level.

    • @nataliexu5624
      @nataliexu5624 5 років тому +5

      @@johnfeola1856 you do realize improv means no lines, right.

  • @brundash8013
    @brundash8013 3 роки тому +29

    “So tell us about this coffee machine”
    “It’s Lavazza blue LB 2312.”

  • @davidmartins4666
    @davidmartins4666 4 роки тому +100

    Conan can make anyone forget about pain in any form, we need more laughter and love these days. Laughter heals us all

    • @galawhites5499
      @galawhites5499 Рік тому +3

      You're so right! We need clever humour...we need intelligence and laughter so much these days C I A O :)

    • @lukeedwards5457
      @lukeedwards5457 Рік тому +1

      well said

  • @JVenger
    @JVenger 8 років тому +1491

    the best skit they can do is involve ice cube, kevin hart, and Jordan schlansky with Conan just stirring the pot. I see gold.

    • @shellsy515
      @shellsy515 8 років тому +57

      I was thinking of that, maybe it would work just as long as cube and kevin didn't pick on Jordan. I think if too many people picked on Jordan it would get really sad really quick.

    • @virtruyamean8920
      @virtruyamean8920 8 років тому +5

      it won't be good

    • @JVenger
      @JVenger 8 років тому +27

      linus515 I agree but it would be awesome if Cube taught Jordan to be gangsta.

    • @module15
      @module15 8 років тому +11

      +Fifty 1 Fifty LOL it would be awesome but I fear that Cube might snap and choke Jordan xD

    • @pandaexpressgamingtv8676
      @pandaexpressgamingtv8676 8 років тому +6

      +Connecting_Link And Jordan Will Just Have The Same Expression.•_•.

  • @ethanmcghee1223
    @ethanmcghee1223 7 років тому +624

    Who else is on a Jordan shlansky marathon? Lol

    • @wasiqulislam42
      @wasiqulislam42 7 років тому +6

      Ethan McGhee i am....and wondering is this real or scripted.

    • @stevendiaz3206
      @stevendiaz3206 7 років тому +1

      wasiqul islam it's an exaggerated character.

    • @sleepingsheepy
      @sleepingsheepy 7 років тому

      he is actually like that. he answered questions on reddit. his personality is totally real.

    • @sleepingsheepy
      @sleepingsheepy 7 років тому

      How about you go on his reddit page and ask him yourself. Instead of speculating.

    • @AgingPunk
      @AgingPunk 6 років тому

      Ethan McGhee me

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 3 роки тому +37

    2:04 I love how Jordan avoids eye contact with Conan when he gets close.

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 2 роки тому

      It's all scripted, but perfomed so well... so I think he has to look away, to not crack.

  • @cicemeni
    @cicemeni 5 років тому +1987

    I'm Italian. I can't stop laughing. I watched this three times already

    • @mesutozil3682
      @mesutozil3682 4 роки тому +1

      is he really Italian.

    • @paulschlachter4144
      @paulschlachter4144 4 роки тому +35

      Italy is the one country where I actually drank as close to perfection as is it is for coffee to be.

    • @anthonygrant7676
      @anthonygrant7676 4 роки тому +19

      Mesut ozil no he is from buffalo

    • @muhammadmaaz892
      @muhammadmaaz892 4 роки тому +5

      i am not italian,, still going to watch it right again

    • @auunnfkristjansson6738
      @auunnfkristjansson6738 4 роки тому +5

      @Dr. Sek. C Classic Italian

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 4 роки тому +492

    "What is your job?"
    "Associate producer"
    "What do you do?"
    I half expected him to say "associate produce".

  • @ladychips
    @ladychips 3 роки тому +194

    I seriously just discovered these bits with Conan and his staff and pleased with how their videos are doing much much better compared to jimmy videos with celebrity guests

    • @stevethomas2285
      @stevethomas2285 3 роки тому +4

      Jimmy's show isn't good. He's very talented, just not at being a talk show host.

    • @herbs275
      @herbs275 Рік тому

      jimmy, stephen and the other jimmy are just political hacks for the dems. propaganda to the T.

  • @BuIIet
    @BuIIet 11 місяців тому +21

    "I suppose that's relative, there are espresso machines that cost $5000"
    I used that line verbatim when justifying a $600 espresso machine to my family.

  • @saim2982
    @saim2982 5 років тому +1665

    Jordan dresses like an Italian man, especially in Milan

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 років тому +126

      I'm sure that's not by accident either

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 4 роки тому +22

      But in Turin, he dresses like a Bolivian woman.

    • @AbrahamSalazar210
      @AbrahamSalazar210 4 роки тому +2

      Slacks with tucked in button-up shirts or polos, it appears so.

  • @aybekaya
    @aybekaya 4 роки тому +1179

    This is like Michael Scott and Toby.

  • @ryanfrenzel1434
    @ryanfrenzel1434 3 роки тому +46

    To this day, I always respond to questions about my job with I have various duties this is my title. Thank you Jordan for helping me avoid small talk.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 2 роки тому +4

      I think this will be my go to as well, Im a freight train conductor and people always want to know exactly what I do.

  • @liga8149
    @liga8149 2 роки тому +92

    Realistically regardless of how awkward he is, he's not wrong most of the time.

    • @joeschmoe2697
      @joeschmoe2697 11 місяців тому +9

      Dude bought an espresso machine for ~$500, didn’t inform the office members, and put it right in front of his room that is sectioned off from the rest of the office💀

  • @onjofilms
    @onjofilms 8 років тому +4102

    He broke the most on this episode. So funny.

    • @waelag
      @waelag 6 років тому +76

      onjoFilms he broke the most in the recent ones

    • @FJLC93
      @FJLC93 6 років тому +103

      It’s not a character he’s just laughing

    • @Tofushoots
      @Tofushoots 6 років тому +12

      The couples therapy one he broke character. First time I saw him do it.

    • @danielpham8535
      @danielpham8535 6 років тому +43

      He wasn’t ready. When they walked in he did a normal “hey” and everything

    • @johnnyvt9
      @johnnyvt9 5 років тому +3

      Autism

  • @sketchables
    @sketchables 6 років тому +320

    Over 4 years later and I still binge watch these clips

    • @iilwy
      @iilwy 4 роки тому

      come back and watch it again

  • @neebatron
    @neebatron 7 місяців тому +6

    Not gonna lie, this video is the reason I say “Biscotto” for single biscotti

  • @yourvirtualdad
    @yourvirtualdad Рік тому +6

    3:44 "the fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker" hahahah

  • @paulitalian4357
    @paulitalian4357 5 років тому +1574

    As an italian I appreciate Jordan accuracy

    • @sasharama5485
      @sasharama5485 5 років тому +6

      Anche fin troppo accurato😆

    • @elineverstraeten1872
      @elineverstraeten1872 5 років тому +4

      I need to ask, do you drink drip coffee in Italy?

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 5 років тому +11

      Jordan needs to pay a visit to my guy in Brooklyn - Tony Gaga - He’d get this Chooch an expresso machine for $2.00
      Two dooooolllllaaahhhssszz $$

    • @Txb4g
      @Txb4g 5 років тому +34

      @@elineverstraeten1872 Nope, we don't! 😄

    • @Baamthe25th
      @Baamthe25th 4 роки тому +12

      He wrote Italian in his username, so he must be a real one !

  • @eloneklov5601
    @eloneklov5601 8 років тому +2042

    5:40 Jordan trying to hold in the laughter haha

    • @in3rtia619
      @in3rtia619 6 років тому +78

      Elon Eklöv 2:34

    • @quynhenhang5462
      @quynhenhang5462 6 років тому

      Elon Eklöv 9o

    • @adrianmak9680
      @adrianmak9680 6 років тому +97

      He has been on this planet observing long enough, and he learnt that this blends him in with other humans

    • @michaelweston2285
      @michaelweston2285 6 років тому +7

      i'm sure it's gas. he hasn't learned human laughter yet.

    • @conors1fanboymcgregorscock828
      @conors1fanboymcgregorscock828 6 років тому +12

      May i correct you, its actually at 5:36.

  • @ianwest84
    @ianwest84 3 роки тому +21

    I love watching Jordan fight back his laughter at 5:38 😂

  • @bigwilly8199
    @bigwilly8199 3 роки тому +16

    Often referred to as the 'AP', an Associate Producer generally assists the producer in putting the TV program or film together. Duties may include writing, editing, organizing scripts, running the teleprompter in news casts, or helping the editor by making beat calls

  • @SiyuanDai
    @SiyuanDai 8 років тому +231

    My favorite quote from the Remote: "The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker in '45" lol

  • @wesselconway3920
    @wesselconway3920 4 роки тому +272

    "I'm not its caretaker or its wrangler" he's talking about it like it's R2D2.

  • @johnthegreek1980
    @johnthegreek1980 3 роки тому +15

    Do you realize your from buffalo? Conan
    Me: 😂

  • @haroon420
    @haroon420 11 місяців тому +20

    I still come back to this clip now and again. The biscotto/biscotti just kills me. I don’t think at that point, Conan even really appreciated the level of pedantsism that Jordan was capable of.

  • @MoeMentos
    @MoeMentos 7 років тому +2483

    Really thought Conan would break the 'biscotto' in half, yell 'it's a biscotti now, you dead-eyed psycho', and then casually throw it back in the drawer. Or better yet, begin eating it slow, right in front of Jordan 😂

    • @tombarrera-navarro3099
      @tombarrera-navarro3099 7 років тому +86

      That would have been hilarious.

    • @reggin867
      @reggin867 6 років тому +2

      B. Smith stfu.

    • @heatcheck3000
      @heatcheck3000 6 років тому +5

      lmfao

    • @romanski5811
      @romanski5811 6 років тому +27

      But it still wouldn't be biscotti then. It would be two halves of one biscotto.

    • @abhiu2398
      @abhiu2398 6 років тому +22

      Jordan, is that you?

  • @elrads
    @elrads 9 років тому +616

    But nooooooooooooo, people still believe that Conan is mocking the Fake Italian. C'mon, dude was about to laugh in several times during this video.

    • @Fulscript
      @Fulscript 9 років тому +36

      Ben Herrera I seriously hate internet people sometimes. They have to make a story from a comedic show.

    • @elrads
      @elrads 9 років тому

      Fulscript but you don't hate me, right? Cause I don't like the hating towards myself. But if you share my hatred to the cry-babies, then we're cool.

    • @Fulscript
      @Fulscript 9 років тому

      Ben Herrera We're on the same page.

    • @elrads
      @elrads 9 років тому

      Fulscript Much obliged, mate! Keep on hating! Regards!

    • @Vyselink
      @Vyselink 9 років тому +38

      That point at about the 2:34 mark or so "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly" you can see Jordan crack. These two are definitely friends lol

  • @bryancirimele2645
    @bryancirimele2645 2 роки тому +12

    What a great video. I loved that Jordan broke character many times and smiled. Team Coco, we all love and appreciate the videos. Thank you!!!!!

  • @polishrocker93
    @polishrocker93 3 роки тому +9

    1:23 “Jordan, Conan o Brien here.”
    I think he already knows who his boss is 😆

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 2 роки тому +2

      He has various bosses he reports to from time to time...

  • @redman958
    @redman958 7 років тому +535

    "Do you realize that you're from Buffalo?" lol

    • @youwontlikemysteeze2945
      @youwontlikemysteeze2945 5 років тому

      Nah North Buffalo, clearly.

    • @angelocapodicasa3096
      @angelocapodicasa3096 5 років тому +1

      Hearing that is the first time I ever wanted to apologize on behalf of Buffalo for allowing something like that to escape into the world.

  • @AishwaryaNet
    @AishwaryaNet 5 років тому +1956

    1:57 CONAN: Did I buy you this Italian almond biscotti?
    JORDAN: Biscotto
    CONAN: Biscotti ?
    JORDAN: That would be if there's more than one, there is only one

    • @DaiIchiBonsaiKai
      @DaiIchiBonsaiKai 4 роки тому +274

      Such a missed opportunity…
      Conan breaks the "biscotto" in two.
      "Now it's Biscotti.

    • @nicklevi5537
      @nicklevi5537 4 роки тому +6

      @@DaiIchiBonsaiKai yeah i remember i saw that. Which video was that

    • @fen1x0r
      @fen1x0r 4 роки тому +59

      ​@@DaiIchiBonsaiKai And the answer of Jordan would be like: It's still one. If You cut Your car on half it doesn't mean You got two cars now.

    • @randyholder4840
      @randyholder4840 4 роки тому +2

      @@fen1x0r you can get into semantics on it, but the joke would have hit for a laugh. That's all that matters in this case.

    • @fen1x0r
      @fen1x0r 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@randyholder4840 Yes, joke would hit in first moment but after such answer it would definitely weaken. Point is, You can't get out of it when You make mistake of naming something wrong in first place.

  • @steinarlarusson-arnesen8922
    @steinarlarusson-arnesen8922 3 роки тому +15

    Jordans various tasks: writing, editing, organizing scripts, running the teleprompter in news casts, or helping the editor by making beat calls.

  • @cryhav0k2112
    @cryhav0k2112 3 роки тому +26

    When he cracks up while saying "I didn't want to spend your money needlessly"

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 років тому +118

    On behalf of Italy THANK YOU JORDAN for knowing how to use plurals correctly.

    • @Squids_Vlogs
      @Squids_Vlogs 10 років тому +24

      ya hes really appreciates italian culture

    • @KanalDerGutenSache
      @KanalDerGutenSache 6 років тому

      you mean "plural". it's singular. there is only one plural.

    • @peepeepoo3432
      @peepeepoo3432 5 років тому

      +KanalDerGutenSache nope, when plural is used as a noun it is countable, plurals is correct

    • @zeeblue1220
      @zeeblue1220 5 років тому

      He wasn’t correct here, Biscotti means “twice cooked”, it has nothing to do with plurals.

  • @kayleyeliza1992
    @kayleyeliza1992 10 років тому +61

    "It's dirty, it's old. It has a simple on/off switch. In English. Cause God bless America, you son of a bitch." hahaha

  • @McBain2024
    @McBain2024 3 роки тому +17

    Loving Jordan on Netflix’s “The Sinner 3”..

    • @dianeee1992x
      @dianeee1992x 3 роки тому

      Oh i know what you mean. He looks like Chris Messina yes

    • @DrunKao
      @DrunKao 3 роки тому +1

      Lord Jesus it looks like the same person.

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 3 роки тому +6

    “That is the greatest non answer i’ve ever heard”
    that got me

  • @ChristineNZ23
    @ChristineNZ23 6 років тому +97

    I love Jordan's vocabulary. Nothing better than an intelligent conversation/response etc

  • @Hunter_Hult
    @Hunter_Hult 4 роки тому +365

    Jordan seems like he was the type of kid who would remind the teacher they forgot to assign homework.

    • @Hunter_Hult
      @Hunter_Hult 4 роки тому

      TristenNator... thanks jeans

    • @marredcheese
      @marredcheese 2 роки тому +28

      "Unlike my classmates, I was able to recognize that the lack of homework assigned was a potentially missed opportunity. Studies show that practice is critical to the learning process, and I take my education very seriously, unlike many people here in American." - Jordan Schlansky circa 8th grade

    • @David-tq8ok
      @David-tq8ok 2 роки тому +1

      @TristenNator - Roblox no, Conan said that he is really like that, it's not a character

  • @hitmanchris
    @hitmanchris Рік тому +5

    Bruh I still watch these videos like 7 years later...Damn Conan and Jordan are funny

  • @tq2769
    @tq2769 3 роки тому +13

    Who knows, perhaps he’s the most caring, tenderhearted, humble human being on the planet.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 5 років тому +2353

    Do you realize you are from Buffalo

    • @damoos3.
      @damoos3. 4 роки тому +43

      lol im from buffalo it makes sense now his last name schlansky is polonian name

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 4 роки тому +10

      @@damoos3. Polonia sounds Italian.

    • @nicholaslearn4542
      @nicholaslearn4542 4 роки тому +1

      B-Low!!

    • @afanontheceiling
      @afanontheceiling 4 роки тому +23

      I can confirm that most people from Buffalo are emotionless and wannabe Italians.

    • @placeholder577
      @placeholder577 4 роки тому +2

      No

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag 9 років тому +58

    2:00 JORDAN SMILING WIDE then immediately clamps up lol

    • @Ghettofinger
      @Ghettofinger 9 років тому +3

      He smiles occasionally. That is his actual behavior, but he is still human. I would assume he as a form of asperger's, especially since he dislikes eye contact.

    • @chrishaugan8230
      @chrishaugan8230 9 років тому +5

      Savos Aren or its an act

    • @popularopiniondispenser6076
      @popularopiniondispenser6076 8 років тому +2

      Savos Aren Dude he's acting. It isn't scripted but he's trying to be as weird as possible.

  • @DakinRinone
    @DakinRinone 2 роки тому +15

    I'm gonna miss conan so much. Hope the HBO show is gonna be just as good

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 7 років тому +307

    Jordan Schlansky is the best thing to happen to Conan's career since video games.

  • @T1000AX
    @T1000AX 8 років тому +2713

    2:30 it's hard to tell if he is breaking character or this is the extent of his laughing abilities

    • @JeffStreamsThings
      @JeffStreamsThings 8 років тому +141

      +T1000AX It's both. :)

    • @RyuJinh
      @RyuJinh 8 років тому +58

      his a smug little bastard

    • @altar7885
      @altar7885 8 років тому +6

      yeah he's a slimy little bitch and I can't stand him
      I guess he's just being kept on because he can be used as comedy fodder

    • @user-dw3hw9zp9y
      @user-dw3hw9zp9y 8 років тому +173

      Yeah he breaks character a little bit. He's actually a really funny guy irl.

    • @Jinseual
      @Jinseual 8 років тому +15

      He's learning, take it slow.

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 8 місяців тому +2

    The fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker 😂

  • @JacobGodly
    @JacobGodly 3 роки тому +14

    It’s amazing how witty Conan is, he will go down as one of the best talk show hosts

  • @federtm2
    @federtm2 9 років тому +93

    Jordan Schansky is... FUCKING SMILING!!!!! OMG!!!!

    • @jaguar123987x
      @jaguar123987x 8 років тому +6

      Marc Molina He had a good day until Conan came by but he didn't let that incident ruin his day!

    • @ylette
      @ylette 8 років тому +30

      There was probably just a little glitch in his mood generator that made it work temporarily.

  • @kutlazs4309
    @kutlazs4309 8 років тому +162

    I'm on a Jordan Schanlsky marathon and i cannot stop it, that man is hilarious even thought he doesnt do anything :DDD

    •  7 років тому +6

      I found one video today, havent stop since then hahahaha that guy is dead inside.

    • @Manuel-qu3tc
      @Manuel-qu3tc 5 років тому

      he's hilarious with Conan mainly 'cos Conan is a great comedian and can play off with almost everyone.

    • @eclipsethesun9616
      @eclipsethesun9616 5 років тому

      .why dunno I .this like typing stop can't I mobile on ,Third .Conan not ,JORDAN complimenting was person original the ,Second.revive to need no ,comment old years ,off First

    • @whipmer5178
      @whipmer5178 5 років тому +1

      He does various tasks

  • @danandhibb
    @danandhibb 3 роки тому +8

    This is just Pure Gold!!! I’d watch a Jordan and Conan reality show.

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott Рік тому +29

    As an American who is part Italian and can hide it with my non-Italian last name, I respect and embrace Jordan's various methods

  • @Vinterista_
    @Vinterista_ 8 років тому +330

    Jordan and Conan need to take a trip to Italy ASAP!!

    • @MeAuntieNora
      @MeAuntieNora 8 років тому +11

      +Vince Ismaele Oh, GOD that would be amazing.
      After the success of the Armenia trip, it would be hilarious to see Conan bring Jordan back to his "homeland" too.

    • @weeabooshunter4759
      @weeabooshunter4759 8 років тому +6

      +Vince Ismaele he would never return

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 8 років тому +2

      +Vince Ismaele Yeah that would be best thing on conan.

    • @cintiasanchez152
      @cintiasanchez152 8 років тому

      .-:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Ácwcs@@cw@c@w@cwc@wc@@c@cw@cc njj,...

    • @sebastiangleiss9647
      @sebastiangleiss9647 8 років тому +3

      Jordan was in Chianti near Firenze but without conan

  • @hackman6486
    @hackman6486 5 років тому +1049

    Often referred to as the 'AP', an Associate Producer generally assists the producer in putting the TV program or film together. Duties may include various tasks such as writing, editing, organizing scripts, running the teleprompter in news casts, or helping the editor by making beat calls.
    He isn't lying...

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 5 років тому +158

      Various tasks from one crafty fake Italian

    • @gabrielrooks9222
      @gabrielrooks9222 5 років тому +8

      Thank you Nerdman. Lol.

    • @cbuchholz71
      @cbuchholz71 5 років тому +4

      so you're saying the associate producer does the work?

    • @bobblunt7115
      @bobblunt7115 5 років тому +86

      Um guys.. this is obviously Jordan on a fake account trying to keep his job

    • @yasukosaito6218
      @yasukosaito6218 5 років тому +2

      Hackman あ

  • @PastaCouch
    @PastaCouch Рік тому +7

    5:37 Jordan is trying so hard not to laugh

  • @michaelsalameh6491
    @michaelsalameh6491 4 роки тому +818

    I have binged Conan and I still don’t know what Jordan does

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 4 роки тому +185

      Various tasks

    • @said822
      @said822 4 роки тому +173

      He has various tasks and responsibilities.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 4 роки тому +101

      It's a running joke on the show. Nobody seems to know WTF Jordan does. In real life, he actually is one of Conan's producers.

    • @rezah336
      @rezah336 4 роки тому +7

      he's a jewish censor person

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 3 роки тому +31

      He's in charge of making Conan's problems dissappear, if you know what I mean.

  • @jameshau7408
    @jameshau7408 8 років тому +1840

    HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THESE VIDEOS!

  • @isaazsmitty234
    @isaazsmitty234 6 місяців тому +1

    Every other year I’ll run into a Conan/Jordan video and binge them all!!