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  • Jordan is a borderline hoarder, leaving Conan no choice but to bring in a professional organizer.
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  • @ttly1384
    @ttly1384 4 роки тому +9688

    Did anyone ever notice the sign outside of Jordan's office says:
    Jordan Schlansky
    One Cranky Fake Italian.

    • @YasinNurRahmanSGHS
      @YasinNurRahmanSGHS 4 роки тому +266

      lol 1:08

    • @hikgthbfk
      @hikgthbfk 4 роки тому +277

      If you watch the other 'episode' about the coffee machine, the sign showed only his name, and it was in that same episode where Conan titled him Cranky Fake Italian

    • @abdullahalgazali4852
      @abdullahalgazali4852 4 роки тому +2

      Ya hahaha

    • @ttly1384
      @ttly1384 4 роки тому +48

      Yeah, I mean I've seen this skit well over 10 times over the years and I just saw it the first time when I wrote the comment.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 4 роки тому +1

      You should've marked the time, Mac Mac.

  • @dswanny
    @dswanny 4 роки тому +8898

    They’re preparing this office in various ways.

    • @armend4494
      @armend4494 4 роки тому +87

      Dayton Swanson i understood that reference

    • @lolololtroll6842
      @lolololtroll6842 4 роки тому +38

      From the late to work video?

    • @HOTKNlFE
      @HOTKNlFE 4 роки тому +36

      I’m so glad people understand this

    • @glipk
      @glipk 4 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @gnx10111
      @gnx10111 4 роки тому +24

      I enjoy these various comments.

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 3 роки тому +7026

    I love how Conan asks why the jar of sauerkraut is in his office, and Jordan just explains what sauerkraut is.

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 2 роки тому +22

      Doe eating.

    • @thetoot9615
      @thetoot9615 2 роки тому +125

      To replenish his floral whatever

    • @Double-V13
      @Double-V13 Рік тому +10

      😂😂😂 that’s hilarious

    • @augustal4243
      @augustal4243 Рік тому +8

      😂😅😆😁..... Most of what he says is incorrect..... When he talked about the water...Ect....

    • @piercemccauley7079
      @piercemccauley7079 Рік тому +43

      @@augustal4243 yeah lol but the sauerkraut actually is good for you gut bacteria because it’s fermented

  • @michaelscottoriginal
    @michaelscottoriginal 3 роки тому +4315

    Jordan had a wrist cast on his right wrist. He was injured preparing his body in various ways

    • @AccessoriesAddict5528
      @AccessoriesAddict5528 2 роки тому +223

      I thought he got injured experimenting with oats and whey.

    • @alecjones4676
      @alecjones4676 2 роки тому +177

      He was injured after Conan paid a hitman to crash into his Vespa

    • @dylanbushmire2623
      @dylanbushmire2623 2 роки тому +60

      Or maybe he didn’t prepare his body in various ways and that’s why he injured his wrist

    • @darlamurillo4546
      @darlamurillo4546 2 роки тому +1

      @@alecjones4676 Lmao

    • @Keiji3G
      @Keiji3G 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure someone hit him on his Vespa

  • @OldcastleElf
    @OldcastleElf 4 роки тому +6058

    “Oh, this is garbage”
    That’s a top ten Conan comeback.

    • @AlexPerez-tt9ru
      @AlexPerez-tt9ru 4 роки тому +293

      You can see the hurt and betrayal in his eyes

    • @kamu799
      @kamu799 4 роки тому +71

      5:54

    • @Kaisensan1
      @Kaisensan1 4 роки тому +13

      celestial teapot he said no this is garbage

    • @anh49
      @anh49 4 роки тому +13

      @@Kaisensan1 Get your ears checked

    • @popthetrunkk6500
      @popthetrunkk6500 4 роки тому +4

      celestial teapot that was obv planted in there

  • @abduljalelwadouh9661
    @abduljalelwadouh9661 5 років тому +7275

    You can see Jordan physically dying when Conan ate his sandwich

  • @rolandcooke
    @rolandcooke 3 роки тому +7088

    It never ceases to amaze me that Jordan is ridiculously specific about all aspects of his life (diet, exercise, grooming, etc) but his office is a disaster zone. :D

    • @TechCrazy
      @TechCrazy 2 роки тому +192

      When in reality you are dealing with a gazillion things that come up ad-hoc the office does get a tad messy.

    • @omarselim6281
      @omarselim6281 2 роки тому +409

      This is typical behaviour of analytical people i think.

    • @jefflangdon4621
      @jefflangdon4621 2 роки тому +84

      Jordan seems really smart.

    • @UnicornUniverse333
      @UnicornUniverse333 2 роки тому +152

      I struggle with hoarding tendencies, but I'm deep thinker too, I'm autistic and ADHD, so I get drained by life completely because of how intensely I feel everything as well as analyze everything, so no energy left to clean!

    • @sunnycopper9653
      @sunnycopper9653 2 роки тому +14

      @@UnicornUniverse333 take the 12 personalities test to find out what your personality is and read more into it! It will help you understand yourself much better. You may be INFJ so u feel other's emotions intensely!

  • @mux0091
    @mux0091 Рік тому +555

    The consistent use of Jordan's one picture is a running joke in itself

  • @dancs1
    @dancs1 3 роки тому +16480

    this is literally how ellen treats her staff except she’s not joking.

    • @Vis-Light
      @Vis-Light 3 роки тому +153

      😂

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 3 роки тому +140

      LMAO

    • @ainz9812
      @ainz9812 3 роки тому +875

      Ellen wont go this far for her staff, and you cant make eye contact

    • @jordy2299
      @jordy2299 3 роки тому +35

      Ellen is trash anyways,
      (Joke)

    • @princesssyde8675
      @princesssyde8675 3 роки тому +48

      @@dog678 How do you assume something about someone you've never met?

  • @dylanmorrison8543
    @dylanmorrison8543 4 роки тому +10504

    This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.

  • @TheRcm2012
    @TheRcm2012 3 роки тому +624

    Conan holding the paper with the NBC logo and saying it's garbage. Absolute genius 🤣🤣

    • @moondog7694
      @moondog7694 Рік тому

      Why?

    • @U0EN0
      @U0EN0 Рік тому +54

      @@moondog7694 long story short. NBC betrayed Conan. But the genius of it was the unscripted, is this garbage question, and Conan wittingly saying it is garbage referring to not only the supplies, but the network as well.

    • @holla18atme
      @holla18atme 10 місяців тому +4

      @@U0EN0 legend

    • @admthrawnuru
      @admthrawnuru 3 місяці тому +3

      That's one of my favorite Conan lines of all time

  • @hanieldarrison
    @hanieldarrison 2 роки тому +2913

    that sandwich really did look delicious

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 2 роки тому +41

      The person eating it is delicious as well 😏

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 2 роки тому +4

      @@jonbarron8049 that's slices of cheese, not crackers.

    • @calebstevens7487
      @calebstevens7487 2 роки тому +11

      I made one tonight, actually pretty good

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 2 роки тому +2

      @@calebstevens7487 what was on it?

    • @calebstevens7487
      @calebstevens7487 2 роки тому +8

      @@BillySotherden a cheese baguette. Store was out of regular. It’s not a traditional sandwich but definitely worth it! Eating is a bit awkward because no top slice.

  • @fairlylcal3455
    @fairlylcal3455 4 роки тому +8939

    He is literally real life squidward and Conan is spongebob

    • @joevip762
      @joevip762 4 роки тому +15

      Right!! Lol😆😆😆

    • @aliamarneh2067
      @aliamarneh2067 4 роки тому +146

      If SpongeBob was a bully and squidwards boss

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 4 роки тому +62

      @@aliamarneh2067 The darkest timeline. For squidward.

    • @idkt0ri189
      @idkt0ri189 4 роки тому +20

      conan even laughs like spongebob omg

    • @cash_eye
      @cash_eye 4 роки тому +2

      True

  • @russell2952
    @russell2952 4 роки тому +7202

    He's using every ounce of strength trying not to laugh.

    • @xp5570
      @xp5570 4 роки тому +21

      so he did

    • @techgeek3366
      @techgeek3366 4 роки тому +339

      Yeah, you can see he's just barely supressing his smile - I think Conan caught him off guard with this one.

    • @MightyMax2756
      @MightyMax2756 3 роки тому +248

      It’s probably why he rarely makes eye contact in the sketch. It serves the purpose of making him look inhuman and to prevent him from breaking

    • @roqtherootbeerman
      @roqtherootbeerman 3 роки тому +38

      I can’t tell if you’re referring to Conan or Jordan and that makes it ten times funnier

    • @Volt_Fortnite
      @Volt_Fortnite 3 роки тому +5

      Incredible

  • @papess9959
    @papess9959 3 роки тому +404

    I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in, super responsive and lively, then he saw the camera and realized the bit that was about to happen, and switched into the character.

  • @theindianmeme
    @theindianmeme 2 роки тому +327

    It's hard to imagine a person like Jordan having an unorganized office.

    • @LordShrub
      @LordShrub 2 роки тому +45

      To him it's organized. He knows where every little thing is.

    • @psychoaztecs
      @psychoaztecs 2 роки тому

      its a façade to hide the real Jordan Schlansky

    • @Ace-fl1zm
      @Ace-fl1zm 2 роки тому +3

      @@LordShrub He will think that and still have missing Important stuff which he can't regain

    • @zorilaz
      @zorilaz Рік тому

      Not at all, he's an idiot

    • @WaffleShortage
      @WaffleShortage 11 місяців тому +5

      the way he describes the Norelco groomer is such a wild contrast to the state of his office lol

  • @sebastiankobeh7015
    @sebastiankobeh7015 4 роки тому +6672

    When conan walks in, Jordan greets him out of character, and once he sees the cameras he immediately switches

    • @goronful4969
      @goronful4969 4 роки тому +1102

      Jordan gets a little camera shy and goes deadpan when he's not passionately describing in detail.
      I have no doubt that he really is like that at a restaurant or at home, just listen to the quality of information.
      Conan said in an interview at oxford that Jordan is completely himself, but sometimes there's 10% added to his 'character' when Conan puts him on the spot

    • @jmsmith1767
      @jmsmith1767 3 роки тому +400

      Sebastian Kobeh yeah he is exactly like that EXCEPT friendly. He and Conan are close.

    • @gresfgxgsrfxgrfx1381
      @gresfgxgsrfxgrfx1381 3 роки тому +436

      You can see how irritated he gets when Conan steals his sandwich, that's when things got real LOL

    • @Damaged7
      @Damaged7 3 роки тому +57

      Not really. His tone doesn't change even after he notices them.

    • @Daniel_Delayne
      @Daniel_Delayne 3 роки тому +110

      I believe he was always pretty much himself but surely aware of the deadpan douchebag vs bossy clown dynamic that they have 😄

  • @paconbancakes4347
    @paconbancakes4347 5 років тому +5323

    Jordan’s enthusiastic “how are you?” at the beginning tells me that he’s a great guy irl

    • @joshuamaldonado1721
      @joshuamaldonado1721 4 роки тому +647

      He also greets Julia before going into his act

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 роки тому +579

      I noticed that too. It was like he wasn't aware he would be performing. It's definitely a character. Andy Richter told some stories about him on Conan's podcast that are clearly not in line with the character.

    • @therandom58
      @therandom58 4 роки тому +410

      SgtTravisBickle he’s said that the character is basically just a really amped up version of himself

    • @nicolas7559
      @nicolas7559 4 роки тому +15

      SgtTravisBickle can you tell me on which podcast??

    • @joeyjones1330
      @joeyjones1330 4 роки тому +10

      @@ngoclantran1738 wich episode?

  • @joshuapere997
    @joshuapere997 3 роки тому +166

    3:44 is the best acting Jordan and Conan has done, Jordan is trying his best to not laugh. Even though he publicly said Conan was the funniest man he has ever met.

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 3 роки тому +257

    I just realized... he doesn’t look Conan (and others) in the eye because he’d break out laughing if he did.

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather Рік тому +20

      er.. not necessarily. Some people just don't like eye contact, especially in close distance.

    • @nondescriptbeing5944
      @nondescriptbeing5944 9 місяців тому +3

      It seems genuine, like looking at the woman his instinct is for his eyes to jump away

  • @tripdiz1341
    @tripdiz1341 4 роки тому +5573

    Julie deserves tons credit for cleaning - organizing Jordans’ space. In the sped up section, you can see her asking him about each item, before she takes it out the door. She is polite and doesn’t gang up on Jordan when Conan hilariously makes fun of him. Wtg Julie! Id hire ya cuz im a clutter freak like Jordan!

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 4 роки тому +115

      I agree she was the real MVP of this video

    • @tripdiz1341
      @tripdiz1341 4 роки тому +6

      @Ramonerdna 👍👍

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 4 роки тому +180

      I like the fact that instead of helping her, Jordan stands there staring at her the whole time she is cleaning 😂😂🤣

    • @tripdiz1341
      @tripdiz1341 4 роки тому +17

      @Tristan lol you’re right! it didn’t register, that he’s just standing there.

    • @guarmar
      @guarmar 4 роки тому +8

      Nice try Julie.

  • @MrMarkpark
    @MrMarkpark 5 років тому +9382

    What’s funny is Jordan always looks away because he knows he cant keep a straight face or look Conan in the eye. He’s awesome tho. So deadpan. Love it

    • @diegog1853
      @diegog1853 5 років тому +352

      Not sure about that, a lot of people like me have problems making eye contact. Specially if you are introverted

    • @Sunshands_
      @Sunshands_ 5 років тому +142

      Yeah. I'm introvert and I don't like making eye contact.

    • @Sunshands_
      @Sunshands_ 5 років тому +34

      @Badr eddin okay thanks

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +148

      Some people just aren’t good with eye contact.
      And then there’s people who keep such good eye contact that they make you uncomfortable lol

    • @Ken.-
      @Ken.- 5 років тому +130

      The lack of eye contact, flat affect, and rigid thinking style displayed when he responds to Conan are all classic signs of Asperger's. Naturally his logical style and ability to work with fixed clear goals make him an excellent producer.

  • @RR-qs7xm
    @RR-qs7xm 3 роки тому +199

    I love their work chemistry with each other. Conan really loves and appreciates all his staff. I'd work for him in a second.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 2 роки тому +2

      So after 1 second you’d quit?

    • @RR-qs7xm
      @RR-qs7xm 2 роки тому

      @@selfishstockton6123 obviously that was a typo

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl Рік тому +70

    "It should bother you more than me" - Jordan Schlansky (the undefeated champion of passive aggressiveness)

    • @hangtime911
      @hangtime911 Місяць тому

      Top notch passive aggressive fat shame.

  • @BEFreda
    @BEFreda 5 років тому +2241

    "This is a place of business, this is a television show. You seam to think that we are running a moderately sized Italian restaurant" LMAO!!!!

  • @TheEpicImpaler
    @TheEpicImpaler 8 років тому +1434

    *4:38** "I find you TDS"*
    Fucking genius!

    • @rommarov
      @rommarov 8 років тому +13

      What does TDS stand for? I aint a native english speaker

    • @TheEpicImpaler
      @TheEpicImpaler 8 років тому +127

      Conan called him "tedious", which means slow and dull.

    • @rommarov
      @rommarov 8 років тому +8

      Raul Mejia thanks

    • @dtadeo2006
      @dtadeo2006 8 років тому +1

      +Raul Mejia HA, got eeem!

    • @JosephAnterola
      @JosephAnterola 8 років тому +2

      +Raul Mejia TDS: Too Dang Smart

  • @dbsti3006
    @dbsti3006 2 роки тому +56

    Jordan: "It should bother you more than it does me."
    Conan: ".....and yet it doesn't."
    🤣😆

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy Рік тому +42

    That man is one chemical accident away from becoming a super villain. His interactions with Conan are part of his villain origin story.

  • @jaburke5715
    @jaburke5715 6 років тому +4360

    Conan: "Look me in the eye!"
    Jordan: (looks at Conan)
    Conan: "Okay don't. I just saw the end of the world."

    • @chalz37
      @chalz37 5 років тому +13

      LOL saw that part like 50x!!

    • @tavit1987
      @tavit1987 5 років тому +1

      xD

    • @thetruth1733
      @thetruth1733 4 роки тому +1

      Great comment

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 4 роки тому +1

      quote from the video!!1!!!1!

    • @Barkotina
      @Barkotina 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, we all heard that.

  • @patu8010
    @patu8010 4 роки тому +4622

    Jordan sounded like a real person when he hadn't seen the camera yet

    • @jacktheladstevens
      @jacktheladstevens 3 роки тому +370

      It was a virus, an update was released

    • @JohnDoe-vr3ey
      @JohnDoe-vr3ey 3 роки тому +121

      Yeah he gets awkward infront of cameras I reckon

    • @Cattus_Maximus
      @Cattus_Maximus 3 роки тому +14

      @@cactusmalone more than 20 years to be specific

    • @varunv.p.7180
      @varunv.p.7180 3 роки тому +107

      I assume he was asked to go into his exaggerated persona in between the cut

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 2 роки тому +18

      @@JohnDoe-vr3ey The funniest part is that he agreed to be in front of the camera. It's like he torture himself.

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation 8 місяців тому +31

    6:00 She set that joke up SO well. Bravo!

  • @ndknight
    @ndknight 3 роки тому +37

    After the camera zoomed in on the label showing NBC, and then it showed Conan's face right after, I was almost expecting a tear to start streaming down his face, that would have made this extra hilarious, a perfectly timed moment. The sunlight does kinda make it look like his eyes were starting to tear up though.

    • @leahryan5560
      @leahryan5560 3 роки тому +3

      I had a feeling that the only reason he left the room was to go punch something to let out some of the remaining and suppressed anger over the incident.

  • @mskrisemilie
    @mskrisemilie 4 роки тому +1568

    "Do you need a seperate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?" Im done😂😂

    • @rodolfosantana9015
      @rodolfosantana9015 3 роки тому +10

      i think that line was very clever . smart dude

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 3 роки тому +7

      i think it would have been hilarious if he said something like "yeah now that you mention it..."

    • @sunhyun6549
      @sunhyun6549 2 роки тому

      Maybe

    • @weirdloverwilde
      @weirdloverwilde 2 роки тому +9

      The beauty at this is that we are on Jordan’s side for most of the skit… his boss is a goofball and an annoyance… but then when Conan actually makes legitimate points about using a place of work to ship WINE (totally a misuse of office time and money) the tables kind of flip and it’s like “wait a minute … this IS bonkers that this producer has an italian restaurant in his office!”

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 11 місяців тому +1

      One day Jordan is going to hire 100% authentic Italians for a restaurant and then tell them exactly how to make the food.

  • @lateral1385
    @lateral1385 4 роки тому +3109

    I love how professional this lady is.

    • @joehostile4541
      @joehostile4541 3 роки тому +76

      She is literally a professional organizer. You would expect her to be unprofessional?

    • @shiroineko13
      @shiroineko13 3 роки тому +128

      Her composure is rock-solid. Admirable!

    • @rodolfosantana9015
      @rodolfosantana9015 3 роки тому +47

      yea brains and real beauty

    • @siddeshbandekar1913
      @siddeshbandekar1913 3 роки тому +20

      I desperately need her to fix my life starting with my room

    • @gcwok
      @gcwok 3 роки тому +52

      @@joehostile4541 i think he means how she doesn’t laugh at Jordan

  • @CarCrazy24
    @CarCrazy24 Рік тому +34

    Jordan’s knowledge of the LA district’s water table is frankly impressive.

    • @VioletEmerald
      @VioletEmerald Рік тому +2

      So much about Jordan's knowledge is so impressive

    • @CarCrazy24
      @CarCrazy24 Рік тому +3

      @@VioletEmerald yes! He’s like a savant, awkwardness and brilliance all in one

    • @nondescriptbeing5944
      @nondescriptbeing5944 9 місяців тому

      I’m just getting into these videos and he’s fascinating

    • @CarCrazy24
      @CarCrazy24 9 місяців тому

      @@nondescriptbeing5944 oh it’s a slippery slope but it’s too good. Have fun

  • @water.77
    @water.77 Рік тому +35

    Jordan is 100% correct about gut flora, filtered water, espresso … it’s Conan’s fault for asking 😂

  • @chillinebony
    @chillinebony 4 роки тому +2403

    Conan holding NBC letterhead:
    Julie: "Is this garbage?"
    Jordan: "No."
    Conan: "Oh, this is garbage."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @thelaw7994
      @thelaw7994 4 роки тому +3

      chillinebony what did it mean

    • @strengthandmasculinity
      @strengthandmasculinity 4 роки тому +32

      @@thelaw7994 look up Conan NBC debacle

    • @Memorex996
      @Memorex996 4 роки тому +9

      @@thelaw7994 /watch?v=1OE-rmwxhpI
      This video explains everything pretty well

    • @yoj312
      @yoj312 3 роки тому +7

      yeahh...that is a straight shot for NBC

    • @jermainekngdom3154
      @jermainekngdom3154 3 роки тому +8

      His old network.

  • @thorodinson2017
    @thorodinson2017 3 роки тому +1767

    Conan: "You seem to think we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant here!"
    Freaking hilarious

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 9 місяців тому +14

    I noticed only now, but when Conan enters his office - Jordan sounds very friendly and then actually surprised when he sees the whole crew. He TRULY didn't know it was happening

  • @aguy8210
    @aguy8210 2 роки тому +29

    Really love that bit with Jordan and his eye contact thing. Watching all other remotes with him in it, Jordan avoids eye contact with almost everyone else but always goes straight up to look Conan head on. Really says a lot about the two.

    • @SuryaGupta-te7fq
      @SuryaGupta-te7fq 7 місяців тому +1

      its just a character he is playing, he's not actually like that in real life lol

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 2 місяці тому

      ​@@SuryaGupta-te7fq ...so? I mean this comment refers to it as 'that bit"

  • @SakshiKarnawat
    @SakshiKarnawat 8 років тому +4756

    "NBC" "This is garbage"
    hahahaha I LOVE YOU CONAN

    • @linx4355
      @linx4355 8 років тому +74

      I watched that part 4 times and was still laughing

    • @LaughingOwlKiller
      @LaughingOwlKiller 8 років тому +5

      went over my head...

    • @linx4355
      @linx4355 8 років тому +67

      +LaughingOwlKiller conan had the job of host for the tonight show after Leno retired. but it was taken away when Leno returned.

    • @LaughingOwlKiller
      @LaughingOwlKiller 8 років тому +3

      linx4355 yea I understand that, but doesn't he still work for NBC

    • @linx4355
      @linx4355 8 років тому +44

      +LaughingOwlKiller no he is on his own on TBS

  • @justanotherrandomcrit8115
    @justanotherrandomcrit8115 4 роки тому +2793

    “Look me in the eye!”
    *turns
    “Ok don’t. That was awful. I just saw the end of the world.”

    • @andrewlam8580
      @andrewlam8580 3 роки тому +20

      This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.

    • @Brush19138
      @Brush19138 3 роки тому +6

      I missed that joke because I was laughing so hard at the bit. Thank you for pointing it out... Conan is a frigging genius.

    • @sucemaindex236
      @sucemaindex236 3 роки тому +4

      @@andrewlam8580 👺

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 3 роки тому

      Just gave your 1000th like!

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 3 роки тому +5

      @@andrewlam8580 i see the same comment everywhere

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 5 місяців тому +12

    “Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?”
    Conan is the most tolerant boss ever xD

  • @briancubu981
    @briancubu981 2 роки тому +52

    I just noticed at 1:01 that Conan is wearing the organizer’s watch

    • @jo8242
      @jo8242 2 роки тому +11

      I feel we missed out on something wonderful there

  • @lucidloon
    @lucidloon 4 роки тому +789

    I didn't think his office was all that terrible until they uncovered a couch I had no idea existed. This is after seeing his office in several spots now.

    • @jessiepalmer9733
      @jessiepalmer9733 4 роки тому +34

      His boss is Conan who made his assistant pretend to talk on a phone that was a banana and jokes about sexually harassing his female staff and murdering his male staff. Off air.

    • @arrozfritoo
      @arrozfritoo 4 роки тому +1

      same haha

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 роки тому +6

      @planningperson laidbackdeep it's a creative work environment staffed entirely by weirdos

  • @Wtfplsstfu
    @Wtfplsstfu 5 років тому +1635

    “I find you TDS (tedious)”
    What a clever on the spot line man. Conan’s a beast

    • @XeninaCalifornia
      @XeninaCalifornia 5 років тому +2

      I died

    • @karimpardayev
      @karimpardayev 4 роки тому +5

      @@XeninaCalifornia R.I.P.

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 4 роки тому +2

      It's scripted...

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 4 роки тому +1

      @@CJ-gy8ie It is not

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +4

      @@CJ-gy8ie Not that I'm even remotely close to being as funny as Conan on his worst day, but even I came up with that joke on the spot. Just because it's on TV doesn't mean it's always scripted.

  • @Charlesinfinite
    @Charlesinfinite Рік тому +24

    The relationship these two have is pure gold. This is really how their relationship is. I would love being famous and having a guy like Jordan work for me who isn't impressed.

  • @shounakghosh3705
    @shounakghosh3705 2 роки тому +25

    lol conan is so proud of his "tedious" joke

    • @spooksboots
      @spooksboots 2 роки тому +1

      I am too, it was genius lol

  • @aayushchimankar2755
    @aayushchimankar2755 4 роки тому +2428

    Anyone else is binge watching Conan & Jordon remotes ?

    • @tomascabreramesina7867
      @tomascabreramesina7867 4 роки тому +13

      every couple of days, the spa in korea is hilarious

    • @barbarachieppo8290
      @barbarachieppo8290 4 роки тому +4

      I love Jordan especially He and Conan are funny together

    • @rynereynolds5751
      @rynereynolds5751 4 роки тому +2

      The Jordan breaks character is hilarious

    • @philipng6141
      @philipng6141 4 роки тому +1

      Malaysia.... love Conan....

    • @DanangWidiantoro
      @DanangWidiantoro 4 роки тому +1

      binge-watching conan only. In Indonesia Conan is unknown but I love his joke

  • @KendrixD
    @KendrixD 4 роки тому +3394

    *Conan found the NBC envelope*
    "Is this garbage?"
    "No..."
    " *Oh. This is garbage.* "

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e Рік тому +21

    I love how the Jordan character will take a simple question like "why do you keep an unrefrigerated jar of sauerkraut in your desk" and answer it as if the question was "why do you eat sauerkraut in general"

  • @imabal9183
    @imabal9183 3 роки тому +34

    “Do you need a separate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?” 🤣😂

  • @chrisn3794
    @chrisn3794 4 роки тому +5034

    Conan: “You think you want to be dirty?”
    Jordan: “Not in the way you’re referring to.”
    Conan: “What do you think I meant?”
    Jordan: “My office.”
    Conan: “... What?”
    Jordan: “You heard me.”
    Conan: 😮

    • @gudetama_1258
      @gudetama_1258 4 роки тому +20

      420th.

    • @theuniverselovesme1529
      @theuniverselovesme1529 4 роки тому +5

      Gross

    • @bblue6639
      @bblue6639 4 роки тому +200

      well actually Conan did think dirty, he implied him wanting to be dirty, he would normally say "you think you want IT to be dirty" if he meant for the office but didn't on purpose.
      Jordan clearly saw through that and replied the way he did, after Conan tried to fish out what Jordan was implying, but Jordan doubled bluffed by saying "my office" and that caught Conan off guard...
      FACTS

    • @QuangNguyenNgocThieu
      @QuangNguyenNgocThieu 4 роки тому +19

      I really don’t understand this, can anyone explain why it is funny? Thanks in advance!

    • @k4t391
      @k4t391 4 роки тому +27

      @@QuangNguyenNgocThieu Jordan was bein a horndog

  • @ramdam974
    @ramdam974 4 роки тому +1560

    1:07 Jordan saying enthusiastically "how are you" and smiling before he realizes that there are cameras.
    Next scene is in character already.

    • @TheYayoii
      @TheYayoii 4 роки тому +201

      "My goodness!"

    • @ayofrtho7014
      @ayofrtho7014 4 роки тому +20

      Nah, he soured up cuz Conan rudely threw his sandwich.

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 4 роки тому +43

      At 1:10 You can see him even shake his head after he sees the cameras as if to almost cartoonishly change character and then the camera cuts. He's officially in Schlansky mode.

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 роки тому +25

      Only supports Conan’s previous claim that Jordan didn’t know they were coming to shoot in his office on that day. Jordan legit had no idea they were coming and hadn’t prepared for it lol

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +19

      Yes, that was very noticeable. He sounds like a normal human being in that split-second before the cameras come on.
      His fans really want to believe that he's exactly like this all the time, but the reality is that he's playing an absurdist, extreme version of himself.

  • @ceus90
    @ceus90 Рік тому +7

    1:01 Conan wearing two watches and a pinky ring 😂

  • @VinceKiyu
    @VinceKiyu 3 роки тому +22

    5:25 Conan really was pissed at him lol

  • @NewManOut
    @NewManOut 8 років тому +410

    1:07 - 1:12 is the real Jordan the rest is a act. You can tell in real life he is kind hearted.

    • @zekefreed8258
      @zekefreed8258 8 років тому +26

      +NewMan my exact thoughts :)

    • @jacobibarra097
      @jacobibarra097 8 років тому +88

      all of it is the real Jordan, its just he can only take so much of Conan after a while.

    • @TresaOlson
      @TresaOlson 8 років тому +46

      Who the hell cares it's still funny

    • @NewManOut
      @NewManOut 8 років тому +8

      +JordynPlays1312 "We" care.

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 8 років тому +9

      +NewMan speak for yourself bub, i dont give a fuck

  • @abdiaziizhaydar3527
    @abdiaziizhaydar3527 4 роки тому +1417

    This guy would give chemistry lecture everytime asked about product in his office.

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi 3 роки тому +2

      @redplague negative. Distilled, or osmosis, water will leach minerals from certain polymers but the human body does not work like that. Water consumption, no matter what kind, will never rob a human body of vitamins/minerals.
      Humans get enough minerals and salts via solid food; we could never drink enough to cause an imbalance... Electrolyte imbalance has more to do with excessive expenditure than it does with the type of H2O you are consuming

    • @athena7042
      @athena7042 3 роки тому

      C B, Reverse Osmosis & Distilled water are not the same. Also, drinking only distilled water for a long time CAN leach minerals from a person's body and cause serious issues. Happened to two people I know.

  • @rouzah9419
    @rouzah9419 Рік тому +10

    6:03 All jokes aside.. The incredibly quick wit!

  • @radiocoffee7700
    @radiocoffee7700 Рік тому +9

    1:34 while what a perfect shot. The way there's just enough space between Conan and Julie to frame the sandwich landing and breaking. Effective cinematography.

  • @mistressofmusic21
    @mistressofmusic21 6 років тому +2703

    I want to hear him talk his way out of a speeding ticket

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 6 років тому +19

      Entertain Me Now 😂😂 ME TOO

    • @demondwilson706
      @demondwilson706 6 років тому +92

      On his moped

    • @076657
      @076657 6 років тому +121

      Using reverse osmosis water as the main excuse

    • @NalaniScott
      @NalaniScott 6 років тому +2

      Entertain Me Now That would be hilarious

    • @DanielTsosie
      @DanielTsosie 6 років тому +201

      Well, the reason that you purport that you pulled me over was speeding, and ostensibly that was to improve safety, but in fact you have made the road less safe by causing a distraction on the side of the road causing other motorists to look in this direction and not in the direction of traffic. This is called rubber necking, the origin of which stems from ...

  • @isisatlantis3168
    @isisatlantis3168 3 роки тому +727

    6:07 "Oh...this is garbage!" Love it!

    • @pj101
      @pj101 2 роки тому +14

      This was the best line!!!!!

  • @raghdahasan4941
    @raghdahasan4941 Рік тому +5

    "You know what? I find you TDS" that killed me🤣🤣

  • @freddym99
    @freddym99 3 роки тому +15

    i love it how he calmly and professionally explains every single mess in his office xD

  • @0ion
    @0ion 7 років тому +2230

    " ... you heard me."

    • @leooconnor7197
      @leooconnor7197 7 років тому +13

      mmmm
      yummy

    • @bryanth271
      @bryanth271 7 років тому +50

      LMFAO that part killed me

    • @samfilmkid
      @samfilmkid 6 років тому +35

      Touche Jordan. That is some serious mind-fuckery he's got going on there.

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 6 років тому +5

      That was so cute

    • @unknownlove19
      @unknownlove19 6 років тому +11

      0ion what did Conan say before that...I couldn't hear the dialogue

  • @eleiraeel
    @eleiraeel 7 років тому +491

    I feel like Conan's team could do The Office -like tv show but it would actually be real. Just a camera crew walking around their staff, no scripts necessary. Jordan Schlansky would be the subdued Dwight. I'd watch the heck outta that.

  • @josephr5766
    @josephr5766 Рік тому +27

    Love these videos. I would pay a monthly streaming service fee just to watch Conan and Jordan do these videos. Their chemistry is comedic genius.

  • @lou5368
    @lou5368 2 роки тому +41

    for an introvert, Jordan's doing really well. Good job, travels and does what he wants to do in life.

  • @user-vp4pt3lq2t
    @user-vp4pt3lq2t 8 років тому +348

    "I just saw the end of world in your eyes".. there should be a tiny conan

    • @justmewatching3500
      @justmewatching3500 8 років тому

      it also kind of sounds like a bad pickup line

    • @3dge--runner
      @3dge--runner 8 років тому

      best line in the skit

    • @jensrb50
      @jensrb50 7 років тому +1

      +ICH MACHE KEINE VIDEOS du machst keine Videos ?

  • @peyton4895
    @peyton4895 5 років тому +2435

    I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in cause he didn’t know about the camera and then he quickly tried to get into character

    • @jimpanse4216
      @jimpanse4216 5 років тому +119

      Peyton Graber im confused, i just started watching conan and some people say its his real personality and some say its all a role. Can you maybe help me out?

    • @mjrudisill
      @mjrudisill 5 років тому +367

      @@jimpanse4216 I think he is quirky, but probably just super camera shy. I did notice the loud "how are you" then "my goodness" a little softer then kind of shut down with all the cameras in the room.

    • @peyton4895
      @peyton4895 5 років тому +212

      @@jimpanse4216 nobody really knows. I personally think he is somewhat like that in real life but it is a character that he plays. I also think he's kinda morphed into the character a little bit since he's done it for so long

    • @DreamDesignsCanada
      @DreamDesignsCanada 5 років тому +78

      I think jordan got shocked that wasn’t expecting the boss to come to the office finding him eating over his disk not in the kitchen
      Even if its all made up, this dude is educated as well ;)

    • @JohnClam
      @JohnClam 5 років тому +196

      I really think Jordan is not dissimilar to how he is portrayed here, but he definitely acts "more so" when they do these. Just like Conan does. Its TV. They play it up.

  • @Miami36
    @Miami36 4 місяці тому +1

    "I find you TDS" is simply brilliant

  • @eternitysafro1083
    @eternitysafro1083 3 місяці тому +1

    His name plate is:
    “Jordan Schlansky
    One Cranky
    Fake Italian”
    LMAOOO😭 I love them, I really do

  • @milkpatty7984
    @milkpatty7984 3 роки тому +860

    I didn’t even know Jordan had a couch in his office

  • @daverumpel
    @daverumpel 8 років тому +582

    I love the way Jordan is all technical about stuff 😄

    • @JoshuaMontgomeryJAM
      @JoshuaMontgomeryJAM 8 років тому

      Same here

    • @verynotcomfy
      @verynotcomfy 8 років тому

      same three

    • @jorgenwu
      @jorgenwu 7 років тому

      Lmao yeah it's fantastic
      Ya know I read that Conan has an IQ of about 150 or above. I wonder what Jordan's IQ is then? lol. I mean yeah it's cause Conan chooses to act goofy all the time but still haha

    • @blakelazo1901
      @blakelazo1901 7 років тому +28

      He'd be a great Spock

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 6 років тому +4

      Am I a nerd for knowing everything Jordan said about his carbon filter pitcher?

  • @carriecarroll8810
    @carriecarroll8810 9 місяців тому +4

    I love how Jordan never makes eye contact with Conan!😂

  • @voxprojects1582
    @voxprojects1582 2 роки тому +5

    I love this series w/Joran. Funny as hell! I come back to watch them from time to time and crack up every time!

  • @shaniazimmerman3922
    @shaniazimmerman3922 4 роки тому +403

    It killed me when Conan stood up and talked about Jordan thinking the talk show is a “moderately sized Italian restaurant” 😂

    • @sumbynum
      @sumbynum 4 роки тому +3

      Best part of the remote.It was hilarious but that was great 🤣🤣

  • @wilsonpereira6581
    @wilsonpereira6581 9 років тому +488

    Jordan should get his own sitcom I bet he can do a "show about nothing"

    • @wilsonpereira6581
      @wilsonpereira6581 9 років тому +19

      Season 9 episode 1 - Elaine dates a man with no facial expressions

    • @utubelover45
      @utubelover45 9 років тому +17

      Season 5, episode 7: One Crafty Fake Italian.

    • @boldandbrash5214
      @boldandbrash5214 9 років тому +2

      Would love a sitcom mini series of some kind.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 9 років тому +3

      Wilson Pereira like Karl Pilkington

    • @MsPotatobag
      @MsPotatobag 9 років тому

      ***** does he really have aspergers or is this just the popular consensus? I mean, I get it, but I feel like it doesn't impair his life too much if he does have it

  • @paulharbron361
    @paulharbron361 Рік тому +13

    Aspergers mixed with some OCD. I love Jordan. He must have some mad skills ❤️. Very cool that he’s willing to do a skit and let Conan play around with him and vice versa 🙌🏻

  • @Kim-zu2jn
    @Kim-zu2jn Рік тому +2

    the coffee machine "Espresso " is still there 😂 1:08

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 4 роки тому +435

    You know he isn't expecting anything when he's super nice at the beginning.

  • @MohammadNasim018
    @MohammadNasim018 4 роки тому +1434

    These Schlansky clips are absolute joy to watch in this corona times, I can't remember the last time I laughed out this loud

    • @channelmixer
      @channelmixer 3 роки тому +12

      Me too! I was a fan of Conan back in the 90s but haven't watched him in ages. I just discovered these the other day during lockdown and these videos are fantastic and am bing watching all the Song and Jordan clips. I am laughing hysterically through them. Conan is AMAZING.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html watching this.

  • @akhrormuminov7180
    @akhrormuminov7180 2 місяці тому +2

    Conan is the greatest modern TV host!!! By far. Bring the guy back!

  • @gamerfromdiscord2577
    @gamerfromdiscord2577 Рік тому +6

    i love how Jordan does basically nothing and doesn’t help 6:23

  • @thewixter
    @thewixter 9 років тому +383

    Plaque outside of door:
    Jordan Schlansky
    One Cranky
    Fake Italian

    • @blakebarker1406
      @blakebarker1406 9 років тому +5

      What? Schlansky is one of the most Italian names I've ever heard

    • @ryanrock02
      @ryanrock02 9 років тому

      Blake Barker i live in Italy, so i can assure you that Schlansky is not an Italian name

    • @SeattleSundown
      @SeattleSundown 9 років тому +14

      Blake Barker lol a little north of Italy. Maybe Poland?

    • @supersayainjesus7204
      @supersayainjesus7204 9 років тому +3

      thewixter He's got asperger's

    • @samanthayeah10
      @samanthayeah10 9 років тому +2

      Conan already said Jordan was from Buffalo on that one video xD

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 8 років тому +179

    "We think there might be vermin in his office, not including Jordan himself" lmao!!!!

    • @sithcode3749
      @sithcode3749 8 років тому +6

      Mr. Monk "You know what, perfect. I find you TDS"

    • @kolsveinnskraevolding
      @kolsveinnskraevolding 8 років тому

      +Tyrell Wellick Jordna is basically a more intelligent version of Baldrick.

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. 8 років тому

      +Hamza Changazi i have a cunning plan

  • @bogwitchsophie
    @bogwitchsophie 9 місяців тому +3

    I've watched this video about a dozen times over the years, and I'm still surprised when they unearth the sofa. lol

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Рік тому +5

    That lady is so polite and nice 😂😂😂

  • @mvc234ever
    @mvc234ever 8 років тому +121

    Conan's reaction to finding the NBC envelope is PRICELESS.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 8 років тому

      Indont get the joke or reference.

    • @mvc234ever
      @mvc234ever 8 років тому +6

      +L16htW4rr10r NBC made him quit his previous gig.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 8 років тому

      Hm. I remember now.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 8 років тому +1

      Tanin Moores Okay. thank you.

  • @ivan199120
    @ivan199120 7 років тому +1761

    1:08
    Room 205
    Jordan Schlansky
    One Cranky
    Fake Italian

    • @boraakdamar2698
      @boraakdamar2698 7 років тому +27

      My name holy shmoose i just saw it

    • @decaomoral
      @decaomoral 7 років тому +39

      One Cranky
      Fake Italian
      hahahahaa

    • @K20a3RSX
      @K20a3RSX 6 років тому +4

      My name jeff

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds 6 років тому +3

      Thats there permanently. It's in all the Schlansky videos

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 6 років тому

      My name 😂😂

  • @pho14
    @pho14 3 роки тому +8

    I can’t believe I only just stumbled on this.... what a great comedy duo.

  • @TheBiscuitFactory
    @TheBiscuitFactory Рік тому

    I’m about to binge all of his travel series and Jordan series after 2 years. I’m so excited for today

  • @TheMusicgirl78
    @TheMusicgirl78 6 років тому +779

    "You seem to think to
    that we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant". LOLOLOL!

  • @KingKilla7245
    @KingKilla7245 9 років тому +687

    "oh, this is garbage" *holding NBC letter*

    • @granitezero
      @granitezero 9 років тому +42

      Jesus Garcia That one is gold. I have never laughed so hard in my life lololol.

    • @eduardochavez82
      @eduardochavez82 9 років тому +1

      That was the best scene you can see the hate towards Jordan in the part

    • @BuwwyBadger
      @BuwwyBadger 8 років тому +5

      That was the funniest part of a UA-cam video ever.

    • @BuwwyBadger
      @BuwwyBadger 8 років тому +10

      +clairvoyance eye Conan was the host of the Tonight Show for seven months and was given the boot from NBC due to poor ratings.

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 6 років тому +1

      Jay 😂😂😂😂

  • @g32.recitales
    @g32.recitales Рік тому +3

    I've watched this video many times, but I can't help but say that I could watch hours and hours of the interaction between Jordan and Conan

  • @Jerald173
    @Jerald173 2 роки тому +7

    "Why don't you look people in the eye"
    How relatable can it be more to me

  • @yunipw1481
    @yunipw1481 8 років тому +927

    I didn't know he had a sofa...

    • @xDarthix
      @xDarthix 8 років тому +85

      +Yunipw i bet he didnt know either :D

    • @jrgarza1964
      @jrgarza1964 7 років тому +12

      Cleaning does Wonders....;)

    • @bobbydaniels1533
      @bobbydaniels1533 7 років тому +2

      JR Black especially to my pubes

    • @fernandoarista1869
      @fernandoarista1869 6 років тому +37

      *casting couch*

    • @666Von666
      @666Von666 6 років тому

      666th like is MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SATAAAAAAN!

  • @ambler555
    @ambler555 8 років тому +604

    I dont get how's Jordan so picky and classy about all small details yet he's messy n eats in his office LOL

    • @stndrds79
      @stndrds79 8 років тому +3

      it is ironic and hypocritical of him to a degree

    • @moisesalba9146
      @moisesalba9146 8 років тому +2

      I understand him a bit. I Had OCD (Atleast i so think) before when i was around 8. I didn't like anything unbalanced or something that was unsymmetrical. One case i remembered before was me getting mad at my father so bad that i broke some glass thing, for not putting the custom metal tag on the middle of the car. But after grade 3 My ODC stopped or rather lessen because of my VERY VERY bad hand writing.(And spelling)

    • @ambler555
      @ambler555 8 років тому +3

      lol yah plus he eating salami w cheese sandwich n he talks about healthy n technical stuff. No wonder Conan wanna beat him up lol. I met a person in real life like that... so precise about what they wear, look n stuff but on the inside they're very insecure and missing something.. so they compensate on the outside like an urge

    • @aqwlegends
      @aqwlegends 7 років тому +14

      Because Jordan is obviously ACTING.

    • @vinylguy6453
      @vinylguy6453 7 років тому +1

      Honestly that kinda how I am too lol I hope I'm not as awkward as he is

  • @bionicRod
    @bionicRod 7 місяців тому +3

    Why yes UA-cam algorithm, I would like to watch all the Jordan Schlansky remotes again.

  • @poopsonastick13
    @poopsonastick13 Рік тому +6

    This is giving me PTSD about my ex’s apartment. My heart-rate always jumped whenever i walked in. I don’t know how a sane person can function like this