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  • @blueberrypimp8460
    @blueberrypimp8460 6 років тому +11096

    every spies : FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!
    intellectual spy: i appeared to burst into flame

  • @jakejesmond6066
    @jakejesmond6066 7 років тому +5288

    "I do believe I am on fire" -Spy 1969/2017

    • @thebruheternal3654
      @thebruheternal3654 7 років тому +254

      Jake Jesmond Don't forget, "I appear to have burst into flames."

    • @dirtkiller23
      @dirtkiller23 7 років тому +19

      Welp,it's 196X/2007(when lines where recorded)

    • @girluninterrupted
      @girluninterrupted 7 років тому +9

      not all of them were recorded in 2007 lol

    • @esoxking
      @esoxking 6 років тому +4

      Eva McDonald yes the mvm voice lines were recorded in 2012

    • @gabrieltheuws8680
      @gabrieltheuws8680 6 років тому +8

      en français , c'est aussi employé pour parler très poliment " il semblerait que j'ai pris feu"
      elle est hyper ironique cette phrase

  • @pablo_giustiniani
    @pablo_giustiniani 6 років тому +4727

    4:17 *YOU LIVE IN A VAN*

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 років тому +445

      *INTENSE UNIRONIC LAUGHTER*

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 5 років тому +238

      @@Sheikmeister69 *OH PLEASE JUST STAY DOWN*

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 років тому +229

      @@reshzy3807 *PERHAPS THEY CAN BURY YOU IN THAT BASEMENT YOU CALL HOME*

    • @Jarwonowahyukusumadewo
      @Jarwonowahyukusumadewo 5 років тому +59

      @@Sheikmeister69 van

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 5 років тому +25

      @@Jarwonowahyukusumadewo I have no words for you

  • @KanyeOeste911
    @KanyeOeste911 2 роки тому +1926

    3:37 is just perfect, man. The tf2 writers are geniuses

    • @TheLongtailed
      @TheLongtailed Рік тому +16

      PERFECT

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 Рік тому +43

      Spy is scouts father confirmed

    • @LawreAnimations
      @LawreAnimations Рік тому +78

      ​@@alexs6746 He is, but there are a lot more proofs of that.
      - Firstly, in Meet the Spy we see the Red Spy in a "more than friendly" interaction with Blu Scout's mother.
      In the comics:
      - Heavy and Scout are riding on a motorcycle, discussing about their respective fathers. Scout says that his father disappeared when he was young, and Heavy responds with "Yes. Your father disappears very often." alluding at Spy's cloaking and confirming that Heavy knows well they're father and son.
      - Scout wakes up after a "nightmare" where his mom and Spy watched him taking his first steps as a child.
      Lastly (this one is the ultimate piece of evidence):
      - Near the end of the comics, Spy and Sniper wander through a building, when they find Scout bleeding out on the floor. When Spy looks at him, he seems shocked but quickly recovers and says "I have to go for a sec" and walks around the corner.
      Then, out of thin air, TOM JONES appears and talks to Scout. He calls him by his real name, Jeremy, and admits that 27 years before, he dropped a "Sex Bomb" on Scout's mother and ran away because scared of responsibilities and blah blah blah. And when Scout dies, Tom Jones begins to fade away, revealing that it was Spy all along, disguised.
      - And if that isn't enough, in heaven, God himself states that Scout's father isn't Tom Jones, but rather...

    • @Glicyi
      @Glicyi Рік тому +1

      @@LawreAnimations:0

    • @4SiblingStudios
      @4SiblingStudios Рік тому

      YIPPEE KI YAY

  • @datdoggerboi
    @datdoggerboi 6 років тому +9379

    "Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"
    when you roast your own son

    • @Stalker_UwU_
      @Stalker_UwU_ 5 років тому +388

      What about that girl in expiration date?

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 років тому +654

      @@Stalker_UwU_ trust me,scout is not even close to bang Miss Pauline

    • @crytodie56
      @crytodie56 5 років тому +257

      @@guy6327 He's not talking about miss Pauline.

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 років тому +533

      @@crytodie56 oh shit
      The chicken babe

    • @Stalker_UwU_
      @Stalker_UwU_ 5 років тому +85

      @@guy6327
      Exactly

  • @cronchyroll
    @cronchyroll 4 роки тому +3330

    0:17 “I appear to have burst into flames”
    0:20 “I do believe I’m on fire”

  • @deputyrook6232
    @deputyrook6232 7 років тому +14465

    spy seems really calm about being on fire.

    • @howardthemoose3526
      @howardthemoose3526 7 років тому +486

      Paul Bachelet Because he's France! 🇫🇷!

    • @deputyrook6232
      @deputyrook6232 7 років тому +908

      im french too, but i tend to not like burning.

    • @comradeivan2352
      @comradeivan2352 7 років тому +389

      CrazyRandom Soldier Wow... he's a Country!

    • @waltonsimons8037
      @waltonsimons8037 7 років тому +323

      He just became used to this

    • @bucket6585
      @bucket6585 7 років тому +325

      THE FRANCE IS A SPY

  • @Kanna_Kizuchi
    @Kanna_Kizuchi 2 роки тому +405

    4:58 I like how Spy compliments the ded Spy despite being on the enemy team

  • @Heroic03YT
    @Heroic03YT 5 років тому +2327

    0:28
    Yes! The cart's moving back!
    **gets auto balanced to BLU**
    The cart is supposed to move FORWARD!!!

  • @theloaf6063
    @theloaf6063 7 років тому +6881

    "Activate the charge doctor'
    -said no spy ever

    • @doktorryeen5124
      @doktorryeen5124 7 років тому +652

      Maybe it's helpful when you're healed by the enemy medic under a disguise

    • @xx_squirtle8621
      @xx_squirtle8621 7 років тому +235

      TheLoaf I did and killed the medic right after

    • @coldcupofmilk
      @coldcupofmilk 6 років тому +64

      xX_Squirtle well you cant kill ubered medics

    • @flibbernodgets7018
      @flibbernodgets7018 6 років тому +123

      Cupcake Paragon medics running kritz, quick fix, and vaccinator are all vulnerable

    • @coldcupofmilk
      @coldcupofmilk 6 років тому +58

      yep right. i forgot about other mediguns existed.

  • @ThatDianeDude
    @ThatDianeDude 4 роки тому +6619

    3:47 “Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin”
    Damn, dad jokes went too far!

    • @JohnNIneX
      @JohnNIneX 4 роки тому +320

      I mean spy isn’t wrong.

    • @dawidgrasza1992
      @dawidgrasza1992 4 роки тому +233

      "Im looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!"
      That fot me

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 роки тому +184

      2:48

    • @jscide3671
      @jscide3671 4 роки тому +72

      Just like he said he was off to see his mother😂 he wasn't lying

    • @unwantedhaircut2312
      @unwantedhaircut2312 4 роки тому +13

      Ya dad 😂😂😂

  • @Riddlebirds
    @Riddlebirds 3 роки тому +1763

    1:34 This voiceline makes me laugh every time I hear it, it may be the accent, it may be the fact he said among us, I may never know.

  • @Zinoba_
    @Zinoba_ 7 років тому +3493

    "Battle cry"
    *clears throat*

  • @BillyOnYouTube
    @BillyOnYouTube 6 років тому +877

    0:28
    The Spy exclaimed sarcastically, "Yes! The cart's moving back! The cart is supposed to move fORWARD!!!"
    Made me lmao

    • @poooosheisty5623
      @poooosheisty5623 5 років тому +5

      Me: confused screaming

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 5 років тому +6

      @Average Weirdo r/wooosh

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 5 років тому +3

      @Average Weirdo The lines sound like they are together, and what makes it funny is Spy is saying the opposite thing- fuck it, no point in explaining it.

    • @Heroic03YT
      @Heroic03YT 5 років тому +12

      As if he just got auto-balanced right after the cart moves back.

  • @RedRockin6
    @RedRockin6 6 років тому +6998

    3:00 is actually the best one. imagine being a medic, hear like 8 scouts calling for medic while trying to keep your heavy alive, and in the midst of all of the chaos, a spy backstabs you, and says this:

    • @ziggyl7339
      @ziggyl7339 5 років тому +646

      that made me fucking shudder in hate, thanks

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 років тому +466

      MEDIC *MEDIC **_MEDIC!!!_* {laughs}

    • @e-meme-io7047
      @e-meme-io7047 5 років тому +411

      3:17 is he just enjoys it so much

    • @hellothere-sf1gl
      @hellothere-sf1gl 5 років тому +100

      yea i think that medic would quit or not playing medic

    • @mightyoshy5691
      @mightyoshy5691 5 років тому +64

      Im a main medix
      This is just an insult

  • @trigger796
    @trigger796 2 роки тому +1406

    7:27 this is music to an engineer main’s ears

    • @velya-_-885
      @velya-_-885 2 роки тому +37

      oh man this is FIRE

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah 2 роки тому +69

      exept its a Dead Ringer most of the time.
      makes you paranoid and triggers PTSD as both pyros and engies

    • @franzfl
      @franzfl Рік тому +9

      @@foodaah demoknights get the sus face grin when they hear that decloak sound

    • @mrflipflop1321
      @mrflipflop1321 Рік тому +2

      on god

    • @FrenchFries4111
      @FrenchFries4111 Рік тому

      engineers kill spies that aren't me running in over and over again?

  • @thespy632
    @thespy632 5 років тому +3549

    Spy’s voicelines are the loudest yet he’s the sneakiest

  • @anaverageyoutubeuser
    @anaverageyoutubeuser 4 роки тому +5506

    4:41 “Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?” 😔

  • @rift3068
    @rift3068 5 років тому +3168

    12:29 “WATCH AND LEA-“

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 4 роки тому +256

      *CRITICAL HIT!!*

    • @ryuzaquit
      @ryuzaquit 4 роки тому +292

      I am alive...is nice
      Yes this is stoopid

    • @MrDan-gq5ky
      @MrDan-gq5ky 4 роки тому +119

      ,,Well, that was idiotic!"

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 4 роки тому +76

      @@MrDan-gq5ky "off to hang myself!"

    • @totallynotnen
      @totallynotnen 4 роки тому +50

      Welp,that was idiotic. Off to hang myself. Watch and lear-*CRITICAL HIT*

  • @invaderyellow1906
    @invaderyellow1906 2 роки тому +566

    I love how spy amuses himself in almost every domination line he has, it shows he takes great pride in insulting people.

  • @joshdotjpeg04
    @joshdotjpeg04 4 роки тому +5012

    10:05
    Spy 1: _"Come on."_
    Spy 2: *_"Yes!"_*
    Spy 3: *_"But of course."_*
    Spy 4: *_"Of course."_*
    *_grunting noises_*

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 роки тому +375

      O h n o

    • @mmsixnine9303
      @mmsixnine9303 4 роки тому +258

      *B R U H*

    • @nemu4677
      @nemu4677 4 роки тому +319

      What can i say
      Except
      Delete this

    • @aclown36
      @aclown36 4 роки тому +421

      Audio from Scout's Mom's bedroom,1968.

    • @joshdotjpeg04
      @joshdotjpeg04 4 роки тому +100

      @@aclown36 Sounds about right

  • @salvatore5415
    @salvatore5415 5 років тому +2872

    7:27 imagine dying like that

  • @TheRealMr.Government
    @TheRealMr.Government 4 роки тому +4656

    I love how spy is so aggressive about everything except for being on fire

    • @hank2815
      @hank2815 3 роки тому +241

      He must be pretty used to it by now.

    • @MonologueWiththeMoon
      @MonologueWiththeMoon 3 роки тому +74

      One word Pyro

    • @blundering.
      @blundering. 3 роки тому +138

      he used to have a fire retardant suit, and he said it calmly because he was completely immune, and now they just re-used the lines

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 3 роки тому +117

      "I believe im on fire"

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому +101

      "I appear to have burst into flames"

  • @priismo
    @priismo 2 роки тому +387

    3:37 I haven't ever been able to get over this one. The concept of Spy destroying scout then ending it with a your mom joke (that happens to actually be true) is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel 4 роки тому +4643

    2:53 those two voice lines went perfectly together

    • @-aboodfrost-2779
      @-aboodfrost-2779 4 роки тому +327

      I think he was insulting them both when the medic heals the heavy while the ubercharge is almost full and backstabs them both. Don’t you think?

    • @etherealelysium8834
      @etherealelysium8834 4 роки тому +128

      2:57

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc 4 роки тому +8

      Ya

    • @GooserMan
      @GooserMan 4 роки тому +16

      I thought they where the same voice line

    • @SCPShyGuy
      @SCPShyGuy 4 роки тому +2

      @@powski151 r/woooosh

  • @skii7701
    @skii7701 4 роки тому +1873

    3:55 this is scout, rainboys make me cry.

    • @User1479L.
      @User1479L. 3 роки тому +32

      In Spanish it says: I am the scaut and he cried when he saw bambi,

    • @DLCstealer
      @DLCstealer 3 роки тому +9

      @astro This is Scout, Rainbows make me cry! Over.

    • @jaydendougher6197
      @jaydendougher6197 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ronPG90mvr8/v-deo.html

    • @LunaExpiX
      @LunaExpiX 3 роки тому

      no
      A A A A

    • @pochita8721
      @pochita8721 3 роки тому +1

      @@regulardudegam1ng dude you went too far 😔

  • @icygaming6422
    @icygaming6422 4 роки тому +305

    7:27 *Many spies were harmed in this video*

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 4 роки тому +7

      Ive heard those so many times it makes me happy

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn 4 роки тому

      Good

    • @auramint
      @auramint 5 днів тому

      AS THEY SHOULD
      -Engie/pyro/medic main

  • @Eyeofdust
    @Eyeofdust 2 роки тому +412

    0:17 he seems so calm during it
    Considering the coat he is wearing is so special I think he’d be way more worried about it

    • @Dstryrr
      @Dstryrr 2 роки тому +22

      Could be made of flame retardant materials. Of course he would be concerned about bloodstains though, I from experience how annoying it is to clean blood out of clothes

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 2 роки тому +13

      For the class who gets countered so hard by pyro and afterburn, he sure is calm

    • @raven_m0rt833
      @raven_m0rt833 Рік тому +1

      ​@@DstryrrIt was your blood, right ?

    • @dr.infernous9342
      @dr.infernous9342 Рік тому +2

      @@duncanchillake8024he's accepted it

    • @zdmacstudios
      @zdmacstudios 8 місяців тому

      compare that to his reaction to being jarate’d…

  • @chlli
    @chlli 4 роки тому +1599

    13:17 when you stub your toe but see someone’s kid nearby

  • @dogplex
    @dogplex 6 років тому +1053

    9:30 when I first heard this in game I thought he said, “Thank you, Liberal.” And I had to step away from my computer because I was laughing so hard.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 років тому +37

      Thank you laborer!

    • @gruntlos
      @gruntlos 5 років тому +6

      Thank you lableror

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex 5 років тому +9

      haha i just noticed now lmao

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 5 років тому +16

      Thank you lebron

    • @liptonicetea1813
      @liptonicetea1813 5 років тому +15

      Heavy: back in my day I had to survive in a gul-
      Scout: ok boomer

  • @daymon167
    @daymon167 6 років тому +2104

    10:31
    *Time to assasinate some calories*
    -Spy

  • @unecstacy9698
    @unecstacy9698 11 місяців тому +63

    0:28
    "YES! The cart's moving back!"
    "The cart is supposed to move FORWARD!"
    -A tale of two spies.

  • @blackout3681
    @blackout3681 4 роки тому +3248

    4:14 a French man imitating an Aussie is one of the best things I’ve ever heard

    • @bituin5908
      @bituin5908 3 роки тому +242

      LMAO THE NEXT ONE TOO “YOU LIVE IN A VAN!”

    • @tibayonex4505
      @tibayonex4505 3 роки тому +116

      Haw haw!
      What are you going to do---run five miles away and *shoot* me?
      Ye- No...
      (How did he *know?* )

    • @princeofasturias
      @princeofasturias 3 роки тому +19

      @@tibayonex4505 Hey I knew that line, from what video is it?

    • @princeofasturias
      @princeofasturias 3 роки тому +3

      @@tibayonex4505 thx

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 3 роки тому +7

      Why don't we just give up pardner

  • @marcelohomenxmacaco2557
    @marcelohomenxmacaco2557 5 років тому +814

    14:52
    "Peekaboo"
    - Spy, The Baguette Man

  • @jyefett6247
    @jyefett6247 7 років тому +2731

    0:45 the Scout was born

    • @jyefett6247
      @jyefett6247 7 років тому +270

      POOOSH POOOSH PUSH!

    • @jakejesmond6066
      @jakejesmond6066 7 років тому +127

      Jye Fett I FUCKING HATE YOU NOW I GOTTA BUY ANOTHER PEPSI CAN

    • @BenutzerWalter
      @BenutzerWalter 7 років тому +70

      PUSH! EVERYONE!

    • @mienczer
      @mienczer 7 років тому +179

      And after he grew up 0:13

    • @mikkeljensen9941
      @mikkeljensen9941 7 років тому +114

      Imagine if you said "PUUUSH, YOU IDIOT" to your wife as she gave birth

  • @theshermantanker7043
    @theshermantanker7043 2 роки тому +213

    8:23 Never realized the fencing taunt had that many voicelines prepared for it, shame only 2 if them are actually used in game

  • @virtualboy89
    @virtualboy89 4 роки тому +2655

    0:20 he has more mental stability when on fire than when he's pushing the cart. This character is truly something.

    • @samanthathomas9435
      @samanthathomas9435 4 роки тому +170

      I do believe im on fire

    • @bigmackium8844
      @bigmackium8844 4 роки тому +123

      I apeared to burst into flames

    • @giganigga3025
      @giganigga3025 4 роки тому +79

      Heavy who has 300 hp literally goes :FIRE FIRE FIREEEEEEEEEE

    • @fireguy4588
      @fireguy4588 4 роки тому +48

      He’s used to it

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 4 роки тому +25

      @@fireguy4588 i believe you know that from your experience

  • @Hydrolaevea
    @Hydrolaevea 7 років тому +5385

    Finally a french character in a FPS who isn't depressed and purple.

    • @gamingtime3709
      @gamingtime3709 7 років тому +212

      i recall that this is your fave class

    • @avibenveniste3265
      @avibenveniste3265 7 років тому +39

      +True Innovator yep

    • @tobicevabuddy9836
      @tobicevabuddy9836 7 років тому +281

      Umm spy was before widowmaker

    • @Corwart
      @Corwart 6 років тому +152

      TobiCevaLuke
      Joke ----------------------->
      Tobi

    • @WickedHandzz
      @WickedHandzz 6 років тому +90

      Hon hon hon, they could be in a baguette relationship though.

  • @steealconwyrick1999
    @steealconwyrick1999 6 років тому +634

    7:25 - Love the transition between calm "no"s and then, suddenly, the death screams.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 років тому +55

      I think not.
      No!
      I'm afraid not.
      {screaming to death}

    • @AngelOfDC
      @AngelOfDC 5 років тому +33

      Im afraid not!
      *_ÆGHHHSGS_*

    • @hienosaatoa
      @hienosaatoa 5 років тому +8

      *_FoR fRaNcE! aNd ThE uNiCoRnS!_*

    • @angelbasilica
      @angelbasilica 5 років тому +9

      "I think not- auagGhahHAAaHAHHAgaHAHH"

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 5 років тому

      i think not.
      *_auAUAAAUuugHjAHgFHGBTfhTbGHh_*

  • @emotionallyunstableandfill2497
    @emotionallyunstableandfill2497 2 роки тому +119

    Spy is slightly more chaotic than I remember. Don't really recall the deranged laughter

  • @PuzzlingGoal
    @PuzzlingGoal 4 роки тому +2855

    4:40 "Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace YOU?"
    "No one..."

  • @hillwoop9101
    @hillwoop9101 4 роки тому +2925

    2:07
    Spy: Here's what I have that you don't, a functioning liver
    Demo: Here's what I have that you don't, a functioning lungs

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +120

      Actually, Demo’s entire body is now a alcohol distillery. His lungs is a part of it, so not so functional.

    • @ahumanbeing4591
      @ahumanbeing4591 4 роки тому +18

      Random Person lol iamo gotten

    • @RosaDFreeman
      @RosaDFreeman 4 роки тому +97

      @@RandomPerson-cm2wg Actually, Demo's entire body is now alcohol*
      and he is making a joke on spy not take that fucking cigarette of his mouth

    • @melvinmorta1689
      @melvinmorta1689 4 роки тому +20

      @@RosaDFreeman Literally choked on my own saliva whilst laughing

    • @marbledtea
      @marbledtea 4 роки тому +4

      Nikka Morta Lmao are you ok?

  • @Giant_SewerRat
    @Giant_SewerRat 5 років тому +749

    "Here's what I have that you don't: A functioning liver!"
    Says the dude that probably has lung cancer

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 5 років тому +7

      He smokes

    • @Giant_SewerRat
      @Giant_SewerRat 5 років тому +56

      @@pug8714 Yeah... that's the joke.

    • @Xxkiller_of_noobsxX
      @Xxkiller_of_noobsxX 4 роки тому +6

      True true

    • @Giant_SewerRat
      @Giant_SewerRat 4 роки тому +14

      @@preacherofmusic I honestly don't know how to respond to someone assuming I don't have common sense, congrats, you've stumped me.

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому +3

      @@preacherofmusic No. You are too dumb.

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 2 роки тому +147

    Something I love about these voice lines is how the animated shorts show the mercs at their most professional, especially the spy who seems like the most intelligent one of them all. But then when you play the game, it instantly becomes clear that he's just as insane as the rest when he's actually fighting.

  • @bigboyepic8598
    @bigboyepic8598 4 роки тому +2946

    3:16 The whole "Does that hurt?" line is the most brutal sounding one. The way he says the "doesn't it" is real harsh.

    • @User-1147
      @User-1147 4 роки тому +95

      inb4 someone makes spy medic r34 shit

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 4 роки тому +47

      @@User-1147 it's already been done- oh wait you mean in the comments
      ...it's already been done a shit ton of times though

    • @jerry3306
      @jerry3306 4 роки тому +17

      Me killing the medic that let me die in front of him the last round

    • @p3ww3p40
      @p3ww3p40 4 роки тому +25

      we joke about the characters but they are just killers. period.

  • @ProfessorEggnog
    @ProfessorEggnog 3 роки тому +3006

    4:17 will always be my favorite for how brutal it is, just spy stating that sniper lives in his camper van and just laughs about it

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 5 років тому +1137

    Spy calls engi illiterate in one of his domination lines...
    *_E N G I H A S 1 1 P H D ' S_*

    • @jandajanda2242
      @jandajanda2242 5 років тому +106

      The text books were in guitar

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 5 років тому +31

      @@jandajanda2242 Banjo*

    • @jandajanda2242
      @jandajanda2242 5 років тому +19

      Ninetails
      guitar is more common down south

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 5 років тому +42

      He took a machine that could stop aging, and made it the size of an Apple Watch.

    • @eaglehood224
      @eaglehood224 4 роки тому +7

      Perhaps that is the basis of the insult.

  • @ScottSanchoAbandoned
    @ScottSanchoAbandoned 2 роки тому +470

    Spy: *"That Scout is a Spy!"*
    Spy: *"The Soilder is a Spy!"*
    Spy: *"That Heavy is a spy!"*
    Spy: *"The Pyro is a Spy!"*
    Spy: *"That Demonman is a-"*
    team: *"we know now shut it spy man"*

    • @Cat-uv7dy
      @Cat-uv7dy 2 роки тому +10

      That is me in 2fort

    • @phantomy0o
      @phantomy0o 2 роки тому +10

      Spy: "Spy Among us"

    • @Heggchandwich
      @Heggchandwich 2 роки тому +3

      Spy: " *no, what I was going to say was that the Demoman is a NI-* "

    • @Foxy57537
      @Foxy57537 2 роки тому +6

      Demonman?
      DEMON MAN!

    • @NoSkill_fr
      @NoSkill_fr 2 роки тому +3

      Let me plant a Soilder real quick

  • @datstupidassdudeatthecorne8614
    @datstupidassdudeatthecorne8614 3 роки тому +677

    3:37 "well, off to visit your mother" i was literally expecting a "AHH-" after that sentence

    • @TheKarateKid2021
      @TheKarateKid2021 2 роки тому +4

      Ahahahaha..yeah...I'm gonna headbutt'cha!

    • @thiagotengamer9316
      @thiagotengamer9316 2 роки тому +27

      @@TheKarateKid2021 *You just shapeshifted into a dead guy DUMASS* -Scout 2007

  • @Zeweeabob
    @Zeweeabob 5 років тому +752

    "HAHAHAHA, you live in a V A N !"
    My favorite line ever.

    • @ryfyyt171
      @ryfyyt171 5 років тому +4

      Animefan2019 mine is when he says “GOD HELP US”

    • @mman6564
      @mman6564 4 роки тому +19

      Its so childish for the character its great

    • @legosans926
      @legosans926 4 роки тому +6

      @@mman6564 yeah! I love how he just roasts everyone and then, with sniper he just...

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 2 роки тому +1

      Also Spy:
      "MeDIc, meDiC, mEDic! Honhonhon!"

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 роки тому +1588

    3:09 I’m looking at your x-ray, and I’m afraid yOU SUCK!
    my favourite line

    • @grassfur1950
      @grassfur1950 3 роки тому +12

      ooo this can be my nickname for my medi-gun.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed it is

    • @jacksonreichle4777
      @jacksonreichle4777 3 роки тому +18

      I love his mocking call of "medic, medic, medic!"

    • @MonologueWiththeMoon
      @MonologueWiththeMoon 3 роки тому +1

      666 like

    • @Maquenaz
      @Maquenaz 3 роки тому +1

      @@grassfur1950 dont name your medigun pls
      -anyone youre healing

  • @iggiboii
    @iggiboii 2 роки тому +105

    3:08 definitely one of my favorites, it sounds so genuine and gritty it’s so funny

    • @Randomest_king
      @Randomest_king Рік тому

      I’m looking at your X-ray…
      And I’m afraid you SUCK!!

  • @GAMER8000ALFD
    @GAMER8000ALFD 4 роки тому +743

    6:06
    Never make a serious man laugh.

  • @WatermelonYuyuko
    @WatermelonYuyuko 4 роки тому +834

    7:08 yes a little line that everyone likes

  • @Stefanonimo
    @Stefanonimo 4 роки тому +1872

    12:15
    12:29
    13:12

  • @Lenin941FN
    @Lenin941FN 3 роки тому +33

    I just now learned that "off to hang myself" is a real voice line and not something spliced together for the heavy is dead video

  • @kono_ryu
    @kono_ryu 5 років тому +628

    10:50 "Feel the burn, BE the burn! "
    *seconds later Pyro W+M1s Spy*

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 5 років тому +1873

    I love the spy’s reaction to Jarate.
    “Is this...? MON DIEU!!”

    • @3rr0r_4-04
      @3rr0r_4-04 5 років тому +72

      OH MY GOD!
      That's what it means.

    • @3rr0r_4-04
      @3rr0r_4-04 5 років тому +52

      OH MY GOD!!
      That's what it means I think.

    • @lazyrug5386
      @lazyrug5386 4 роки тому +147

      fun fact: in the french version he says "
      est-ce...? OH MY GOD!!"

    • @mitchinatr7093
      @mitchinatr7093 4 роки тому +11

      Gay Suga Boy oh shit no way!

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 4 роки тому +25

      @@lazyrug5386 what is he english in baguette land?

  • @josephgonzales5781
    @josephgonzales5781 4 роки тому +2952

    4:41 hit differently now

    • @Springtrap-yz3pf
      @Springtrap-yz3pf 4 роки тому +343

      Oh soldier who will they ever find to replace you
      No one

    • @ZCstuff
      @ZCstuff 4 роки тому +62

      No one can replace a GOD

    • @joaco_x
      @joaco_x 4 роки тому +11

      😿

    • @loomian8961
      @loomian8961 4 роки тому +10

      big sad

    • @lidzk
      @lidzk 4 роки тому +53

      Spy is now an oficial offensive class

  • @I_Am_Scp_049
    @I_Am_Scp_049 Рік тому +37

    ill always love how every other merc is like "omg im having so much fun!!!" while doing the do-si-do and spy is just suffering

  • @retror619
    @retror619 4 роки тому +484

    9:30
    T H A N K Y O U , L I B E R A L .

  • @sheriffsatori
    @sheriffsatori 7 років тому +853

    3:38
    Well of to visit YOUR MOTHER!!!
    Spy, since 2009, after dominating a scout.

    • @raph2954
      @raph2954 6 років тому +65

      The ironic thing is that the spy is the scout's father

    • @kawaiisdraws7987
      @kawaiisdraws7987 6 років тому +3

      I born in 2009

    • @Corwart
      @Corwart 6 років тому +9

      Kawaii's Draws ok... Good for you...

    • @maxyoung8102
      @maxyoung8102 6 років тому +2

      *off

    • @potbustin7197
      @potbustin7197 6 років тому

      *megaloviana starts

  • @IronGamer3006
    @IronGamer3006 5 років тому +971

    3:20 thats first voice crack i heard in tf2

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience 5 років тому +112

      Really? The medic has a lot of voice cracks when he screams

    • @zuke3438
      @zuke3438 5 років тому +48

      It’s funnier when the spy voice cracks-

    • @IronGamer3006
      @IronGamer3006 5 років тому +5

      @@UseTheScience oh okay then i have not heard them thanks !

    • @xteddy_1
      @xteddy_1 5 років тому +1

      @@zuke3438 this is the scond time i found ypu

    • @zuke3438
      @zuke3438 5 років тому

      God is dead where else have you found me?

  • @gabriels.s4126
    @gabriels.s4126 3 роки тому +459

    I can be called a sadist
    *But this is the best ASMR I've ever heard: **7:27*

  • @youfooligain6276
    @youfooligain6276 7 років тому +761

    "Here lies Scout, lived fast, and died a virgin." But in Expiration Date, didn't Scout ask a fried chicken tramp to do it and she said yes?

    • @imcintyre01
      @imcintyre01 7 років тому +121

      YouFooligain yes, but it never showed what they did. It could have been a reference to the bucket O chicken commercial

    • @lillet2101
      @lillet2101 6 років тому +36

      Or they didn't want to show what they did....

    • @BurnBright18
      @BurnBright18 6 років тому +75

      "The fried chicken tramp"

    • @jolluxsiren
      @jolluxsiren 6 років тому +136

      knowing scout, he probably made up that whole story

    • @sticksterstickme986
      @sticksterstickme986 6 років тому +38

      Probably got rejected right before they did it..

  • @oldmanconsequences5872
    @oldmanconsequences5872 3 роки тому +3026

    2:07 damn, that was pretty well-written

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 3 роки тому +243

      Demoman: “Well here’s wut I hav dat ye don’t, a fonctioning pair of lungs!!”

    • @Silver_the_unstable
      @Silver_the_unstable 3 роки тому +23

      Hi old man consequences

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 роки тому +1

      @@somedudefromapharmacy Since when did Demoman do the murdering and spy do the dying?

    • @bigman1688
      @bigman1688 3 роки тому +18

      @@mistalemontrout8659 since the server changed the map to dustbowl

    • @vergildisparda
      @vergildisparda 3 роки тому +42

      "Here's what EYE have that YOU don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!"

  • @Jim_the_cowboy
    @Jim_the_cowboy 5 років тому +862

    3:54 the sound that every tf2 player knows

  • @someguyonyoutube906
    @someguyonyoutube906 2 роки тому +74

    4:41 That moment when spy realizes: Nobody can replace Soldier. Rest in peace Rick May.

  • @demomoon1552
    @demomoon1552 4 роки тому +1575

    3:54
    This is, without a doubt, my favorite spy voiceline

    • @amtrak5062
      @amtrak5062 3 роки тому +166

      "tHIs iS sCOuT rAinBOwS mAKe mE cRy"

    • @YeetZmeN
      @YeetZmeN 3 роки тому +111

      Mine is 4:15

    • @Asura_ZH
      @Asura_ZH 3 роки тому +39

      @@YeetZmeN it's the best reply in the internet to someone who is being toxic to you in the game

    • @justvacuumingaround9309
      @justvacuumingaround9309 3 роки тому +35

      ok but 1:34

    • @microwavedsteak
      @microwavedsteak 3 роки тому +23

      @@justvacuumingaround9309 spy among us

  • @nbdy6585
    @nbdy6585 6 років тому +491

    *3:37** definitely the best of all*

  • @zestos6018
    @zestos6018 5 років тому +1482

    2:41 "Morbidly Obese"
    IM DYING

    • @muhammadalimov9687
      @muhammadalimov9687 4 роки тому +17

      Zestos Henry the 8th: *angry obese sounds*

    • @animacs2728
      @animacs2728 4 роки тому +18

      FaTmAn

    • @aetherresonant9079
      @aetherresonant9079 4 роки тому +31

      real talk there's no way that heavy's bulk is fat, he's muscular as fuck, and *dense*

    • @guymaniii6467
      @guymaniii6467 4 роки тому +12

      AetherResonant I don’t think he’s fat, but everyone calls him that, so he’s just naturally *t h i c c a s f u c k*

    • @ivyremojo8392
      @ivyremojo8392 4 роки тому +5

      When the spy dominates me
      Spy: You have died as you lived, MORBIDLY DEPRESSED

  • @scoutkevin2580
    @scoutkevin2580 2 роки тому +38

    7:23
    Spy 1: superior shot
    Spy 2: I think no.
    Spy 3:No!
    Spy 4: I'm afraid not!
    Spy 1:*scream*

  • @yun67yran79
    @yun67yran79 5 років тому +642

    12:29 Spy's response towards listening to his own aerobics voice lines

    • @sorchacrabhan5937
      @sorchacrabhan5937 4 роки тому +49

      "Well, that was idiotic. Time to hang myself!"

    • @Cyclone2913
      @Cyclone2913 4 роки тому +28

      “I am alive! Is nice”

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +18

      @@Cyclone2913 "Yes this is stoopid"

    • @Key-jr6ke
      @Key-jr6ke 4 роки тому +12

      @@mememan2404 End.

    • @i_hate_cyrus4113
      @i_hate_cyrus4113 4 роки тому +5

      It is good day to be not dead

  • @erwandomine6563
    @erwandomine6563 6 років тому +604

    10:52 - 11h06 The Scout was conceived
    0:45 The Scout was born

    • @rubyg17
      @rubyg17 6 років тому +36

      MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS WEIRD

    • @arrowtt3364
      @arrowtt3364 6 років тому +53

      0:14- After seeing the Scout for the first time.

    • @nbdy6585
      @nbdy6585 6 років тому +4

      OH MY GOD

    • @RealVibesONG
      @RealVibesONG 5 років тому +54

      12:29 all of us basically

    • @Stikiduk
      @Stikiduk 5 років тому +6

      *I CANT UNHEAR IT*

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 4 роки тому +1015

    1:20 "Heartwarming. But of course, what did they expect?" I just noticed these cheers voicelines fit each other

  • @ursoval.jpeggg
    @ursoval.jpeggg 3 роки тому +25

    6:05 THE LIL PIG SNORT OH MY GOD... its so funny and cute at the same time im dying

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 4 роки тому +462

    "WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER."
    Turns out, the Red Spy fulfilled that promise.

  • @smugleaf2040
    @smugleaf2040 4 роки тому +1624

    4:39
    "oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?" kinda make me sad because of the voice actor

    • @Kolonel_
      @Kolonel_ 4 роки тому +74

      Yeah that didnt aged well. Looking back at it now feels a bit depressing

    • @stickmanstick6073
      @stickmanstick6073 3 роки тому +25

      Well thats an old voice, Valve wont care about that even you want them.

    • @illeagle3220
      @illeagle3220 3 роки тому +32

      "Anyone! Hahahahaha!"

    • @mauricioagudelocardona6113
      @mauricioagudelocardona6113 3 роки тому +13

      Engineer gaming

    • @mirage8164
      @mirage8164 3 роки тому +14

      Oh soldier who they will ever find to replace you? NO ONE

  • @tea0w0stache
    @tea0w0stache 7 років тому +448

    " I do believe I have burst into flames"
    -Spy 2017

  • @Akanio_Vatheros
    @Akanio_Vatheros 2 роки тому +30

    I love how much venom his voice carries

  • @illusionmann2650
    @illusionmann2650 4 роки тому +900

    7:33
    Engineer: this is a music for me

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 роки тому +18

      I got a McDonald's fries ad for that meme where your Significant Other steals your fries when they say they don't want any.

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 4 роки тому +6

      I got a coke add

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 роки тому +3

      What type, the drug or soda? I got that Adidas ad for their new Zcience shoes.

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 4 роки тому +3

      @@omniscientbarebones cola *BRUH* who get a drug add

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 роки тому +1

      I would love if a drug add showed up on UA-cam.

  • @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001
    @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001 5 років тому +455

    "I appear to have burst into flames!"
    *"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"*
    "I do believe i'm on fire."
    We all thought spy was one of the sanest mercs, yet he clearly doesn't properly realise when he's in danger

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +31

      Oh trust me, they are all insane, some of them are just better at hiding it then the others.

    • @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001
      @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001 4 роки тому +7

      @@RandomPerson-cm2wg i know that, i'm just talking about one of the. moments where spy doesn't hide it very well

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 4 роки тому +4

      ThatClodCalledMyth It’s heavy that is sanest

    • @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001
      @ThatGuyCalledMyth9001 4 роки тому +4

      @@tezcanaslan2877 no, he gets way too exited about his gun

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 4 роки тому +5

      ThatClodCalledMyth Because he likes his job

  • @elloneng7965
    @elloneng7965 4 роки тому +654

    Why did I expect Spy to say: "The spy is a spy!" @1:42

    • @randomanimations8488
      @randomanimations8488 4 роки тому +32

      Like every other class
      I wanted them to say the spy is a spy *:/*

    • @Professional_Dumbass
      @Professional_Dumbass 4 роки тому +10

      *ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.*

    • @PolitictalDipsit
      @PolitictalDipsit 4 роки тому +3

      @@randomanimations8488 well that's gonna be confusing for most people

    • @thehighscalls
      @thehighscalls 4 роки тому +6

      "The spy is a double agent."

    • @goobing
      @goobing 4 роки тому +1

      that spy is an enemy spy!

  • @sugarp1e174
    @sugarp1e174 3 роки тому +25

    3:40 "You died as you lived: running away!"
    Says you, deadbeat.

  • @NonExpert240
    @NonExpert240 4 роки тому +354

    4:17 gotta love that one

  • @ryanramrattan6583
    @ryanramrattan6583 4 роки тому +520

    7:20 so what I got from that was, one spy was complimenting another spies accuracy but then 3 other spies completely disagreed leading to a spy on spy brawl.

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 5 років тому +413

    The best way to play spy:
    Stand behind someone and just yell spy repeatedly

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 5 років тому +4

      the snYper is a spy!

    • @itsenderhehe
      @itsenderhehe 5 років тому +2

      WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED

    • @acrux1918
      @acrux1918 5 років тому +5

      While perma-cloaked with the cloak&dagger.
      Bonus points if you have a soundmaker.

    • @spyalbastru
      @spyalbastru 3 роки тому +2

      best way to play spy: No

    • @Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer
      @Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer 2 роки тому

      best way to play spy
      dont

  • @jeb156
    @jeb156 2 роки тому +47

    4:40
    "Oh soldier... Who will they find to replace you?"
    ...
    Nobody...

  • @escuiper4494
    @escuiper4494 4 роки тому +572

    3:13 tryhard scouts when they're at 124 health and the medic is healing someone else

    • @genjishamada8400
      @genjishamada8400 4 роки тому +2

      That’s a spy line.

    • @dani-pp8gn
      @dani-pp8gn 4 роки тому +2

      @@genjishamada8400 ik

    • @dani-pp8gn
      @dani-pp8gn 4 роки тому +1

      😔✊

    • @genjishamada8400
      @genjishamada8400 4 роки тому +4

      @@dani-pp8gn that’s the joke

    • @ezkuzemoi8084
      @ezkuzemoi8084 4 роки тому +13

      Scunts after the Medic that has 10 hp takes the heal drop while they're on 110 hp

  • @jr.jackrabbit10
    @jr.jackrabbit10 5 років тому +854

    12:28 I've never heard that one before and my sides hurt laughing

    • @NintendoNerd64
      @NintendoNerd64 4 роки тому +74

      The Gibberish Guy Watch and LEAR-
      *critical hit*

    • @blizzard2765
      @blizzard2765 4 роки тому +9

      What voice line is do si do i've never hear it (?

    • @SCREAMshot6781
      @SCREAMshot6781 4 роки тому +11

      Well this comment Section is Idiotic off to hang my self watch and lear- *critical hit*

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 роки тому +10

      @BlazingStalin Yes, this is stoopid...

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 4 роки тому +12

      "off to hang myself!! watch and le-CRTICAL HIT"

  • @alexandredesouza3692
    @alexandredesouza3692 6 років тому +564

    The thumbnail sounds like a dish.
    "Have you decided on your meal, sir?"
    "I have the Killscout special!"
    "Excellent choice, sir!"

  • @user-mf8bj9tu2k
    @user-mf8bj9tu2k 3 роки тому +16

    I love how when spy catches on fire he just calmly says “it appears I’m on fire” like it’s a normal thing.

  • @analeesebostrom6410
    @analeesebostrom6410 5 років тому +346

    "I do believe I am on fire"
    *Sips whiskey*
    "Doctor, if you please."

  • @elyriasrageofficial
    @elyriasrageofficial 5 років тому +417

    6:07 The one you are looking for

  • @grapes5672
    @grapes5672 4 роки тому +714

    6:47 POV: You're a senile old man in the future watching your neighbor's gate being replaced.

    • @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014
      @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 4 роки тому +30

      Bruh this has me laughing so fucking hard my stomach started to hurt

    • @cangooroo2936
      @cangooroo2936 4 роки тому +1

      SAmE

    • @duolingoowl8207
      @duolingoowl8207 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Pope_Neuro
      @Pope_Neuro 4 роки тому +4

      This made me sob for like 3 minutes straight

    • @house_cocoon
      @house_cocoon 4 роки тому +4

      i don't usually comment stuff like this but your comment made me laugh so damn hard

  • @gamingwithlizardsd6478
    @gamingwithlizardsd6478 Рік тому +12

    I love hearing spy SCREAM "YIPPIE KAY YAY" reminds me of wherer i started on tf2, an engie main, good times

  • @Erisck
    @Erisck 7 років тому +732

    THAT SPY IS A SPY

    • @borkedluck
      @borkedluck 7 років тому +18

      Erick dominguez Medic: ze spy is a double spy

    • @tash5537
      @tash5537 6 років тому +5

      On russian: Этот шпион - шпион!

    • @CazeElite
      @CazeElite 6 років тому +6

      @Redexer Medic: The spy is a double agent!!!

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 6 років тому +2

      Erick dominguez that spy is a spy! But not one of our spies. I think that’s important to mention.

    • @imomo_b
      @imomo_b 6 років тому

      No.

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 4 роки тому +932

    Me: *staring at a random corner to trick the cloaked spy that I see him*
    The spy who is actually behind me: 6:05

    • @kukuruznik53
      @kukuruznik53 4 роки тому +13

      AHAHAHAH

    • @pashung1evil
      @pashung1evil 4 роки тому +17

      *snort*

    • @Spy-xq6ob
      @Spy-xq6ob 4 роки тому +16

      OHOHOHOHOHO HA HA HAHAHA (snort) (snort) heh heh

    • @Lithinux
      @Lithinux 4 роки тому +2

      HHAHAHAHHAUAHQHH

    • @adankmeme651
      @adankmeme651 4 роки тому

      Well at least I can trace the sound and then actually see him

  • @mysterym3678
    @mysterym3678 3 роки тому +1719

    8:45 doctors giving vaxx shots be like:

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap 3 роки тому +127

      More like 11:19

    • @JohnFortniteKennedy_
      @JohnFortniteKennedy_ 3 роки тому +67

      1:16

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 3 роки тому +13

      @@bIuecap he’s right it’s not a trick

    • @u121386
      @u121386 3 роки тому +5

      @@bIuecap Yeah, it’s not…

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 3 роки тому +11

      @@u121386 When you take the shot and start seeing Pyroland
      Zat was not medicine

  • @Guy-i7h
    @Guy-i7h Рік тому +13

    3:08 "that time I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK"
    My favourite line