Medic Voice Lines Team Fortress 2

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    All of the medic's voice lines from Team Fortress 2

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  • @ryuzakithecrux9652
    @ryuzakithecrux9652 7 років тому +6878

    *"KILL ZEM ALL"*
    "Hm, are you sure?"
    *"YES"*
    "Vell I'm convinced!"

  • @FourDozenEggs
    @FourDozenEggs 4 роки тому +4521

    For those wondering about 11:50.
    This is how all of the Classes sounded like before they got official voice actors. This was just a placeholder voice.

    • @skibur848
      @skibur848 4 роки тому +674

      Ok but it was so jarring I was just going thru comments then a obvious american voice screamed MEDIC into my ear

    • @dxd51
      @dxd51 4 роки тому +408

      Imagine scout just pressing e in game with that voice

    • @derpyspy6055
      @derpyspy6055 4 роки тому +136

      @@dxd51 And then we question ourselfes why we have the same voice

    • @xxsunsetheavenxx6946
      @xxsunsetheavenxx6946 4 роки тому +91

      MOODIC

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +94

      Thank GOD they made the change

  • @itsjakesir622
    @itsjakesir622 7 років тому +6768

    I think I've learnt more German from this game than from back in primary school.

  • @OktoberfestTf2
    @OktoberfestTf2 3 роки тому +1086

    7:35 I like how medic quickly grabs all the money from the dead bodies of his friends

    • @oscardong8795
      @oscardong8795 Рік тому +73

      *Insert joke about American Healthcare System*

    • @donix2109
      @donix2109 8 місяців тому

      ​@@oscardong8795 german

  • @audru8962
    @audru8962 6 років тому +4261

    *I want to hear him say “We’re going to steal... THE MOON”*

    • @Fiizypopdrinkk
      @Fiizypopdrinkk 5 років тому +92

      I'm afraid to like this perfection. 69 likes

    • @howdy.8979
      @howdy.8979 5 років тому +136

      Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if medic stole the moon lmao

    • @koolaids6609
      @koolaids6609 5 років тому +37

      Well richtofen blew up the moon... And the earth...

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 5 років тому +94

      "IM PISSING ON THE MOON"

    • @shardsofvoices3412
      @shardsofvoices3412 5 років тому +8

      Omg... Yes

  • @h0pelthejammoenjoyer382
    @h0pelthejammoenjoyer382 4 роки тому +4687

    7:18
    Scout is dead!
    Spy is dead!
    Heavy is dead!
    Soldier is dead!
    Medic is dead!
    Demo is dead!
    Pyro is dead!
    Sniper is dead!
    Engi is dead!
    1 sec later*
    FREE MONEY FREE MONEY!!!

  • @Mycanid3
    @Mycanid3 5 років тому +6579

    Medic always sounds so stressed, it's a mood tbh.

    • @gentle_rodent
      @gentle_rodent 5 років тому +698

      Well, he's one of the most stressful class to play as and everyone constantly calls for Medic's help, so I don't blame him.

    • @marienemozzarella8502
      @marienemozzarella8502 4 роки тому +100

      U don't know the first thing abt him, pal

    • @milesium-487
      @milesium-487 4 роки тому +207

      I mean... he is considered a mad scientist.

    • @Bonniethebunny
      @Bonniethebunny 4 роки тому +115

      @@blank2556 as a medic main, i can confirm

    • @polakus9812
      @polakus9812 4 роки тому +63

      Because it is a
      SIMPLY GERMAN XX

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 роки тому +1692

    "ĶÏĻŁ ŤHƏM ĂŁĽ"
    "Hm, are you sure?"
    "ÝĘŠ"
    "Well, I'm convinced."

  • @killrcupcake2994
    @killrcupcake2994 7 років тому +8785

    Are we ignoring literal demons are telling him to kill his own team?

    • @freddyfazbear1863
      @freddyfazbear1863 7 років тому +324

      What about the cupcake with a knife?

    • @artchanandscillics249
      @artchanandscillics249 7 років тому +102

      Freddy Fazbear there's a cupcake made of nightmare in fnaf 4

    • @BangersNAsh
      @BangersNAsh 7 років тому +328

      oh no fnaf fans

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 7 років тому +87

      Killing Cupcake
      I don't think it's abnormal for him

    • @BossBen_
      @BossBen_ 7 років тому +57

      Killing Cupcake that last thing we need is friendly fire

  • @FakeShrubs
    @FakeShrubs 7 років тому +3967

    "I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE BIRD LANDS!! FEAR ME!!!!"
    I am scared but also dying of laughter.

  • @kaylenvee8150
    @kaylenvee8150 7 років тому +3277

    Dude the Medic's voice cracks a shit ton and it's still awesome XD

    • @keeganroessler6713
      @keeganroessler6713 6 років тому +105

      Katy 777 its supposed to to show he os screaming

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 років тому +179

      Are you kidding me that's what MAKES it awesome lol

    • @NiallHoranMonkey
      @NiallHoranMonkey 6 років тому +28

      Honestly mood

    • @silverlion1269
      @silverlion1269 6 років тому +92

      he’s the best character in this whole game

    • @dezgasting
      @dezgasting 6 років тому +104

      He's not only the best character, but also considered that one class that makes a difference in the team. A team with a good medic (and someone good on an attack class) can win much faster and easier than without him.
      Also good medic mains are considered "gift from the heavens".
      But yeah, he's obviously the best character. Literally the main reason why I main Medic is because I like screaming at my teammates with german accent xD
      UPD: Alright, it's a bad idea to spam "negative/jeers" voicecommand. Literally everyone (MvM, that's why) left after I was looking at my teammates while spamming these two commands. But it was legit the funniest thing that ever happened during my TF2 play.

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +841

    Medic's voice can go down to about scout attempting to do a low voice, but most of the time he sounds like his body cant decide if hes gone through puberty or not

    • @itsmuffintimei
      @itsmuffintimei 3 роки тому +139

      he sold his puberty voice to satan for 50 years

    • @CheddarCheese.
      @CheddarCheese. 3 місяці тому +6

      This fits with my trans medic theory lol

    • @romalea
      @romalea 2 місяці тому

      ?

  • @atlas7736
    @atlas7736 7 років тому +954

    You are dominated!
    I have bird head!!
    We are both having a bad day...

    • @richcarp8403
      @richcarp8403 5 років тому +6

      The 2 only dominated line for medic

    • @LemonnNote
      @LemonnNote 5 років тому

      *666 likes*

  • @mikalicious.
    @mikalicious. 4 роки тому +4371

    medic sounds like he's having a panic attack all the time

  • @giantatom
    @giantatom 7 років тому +971

    WHO STOPPED PUSHING ZE CART? I VANT NAMES!

  • @MoonCheesecake
    @MoonCheesecake 3 роки тому +822

    4:18
    Medic: I’m ready my friends!
    Secop: KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
    Medic: Oh, good idea!

    • @Originally_catchy
      @Originally_catchy Рік тому +51

      Schizophrenia:

    • @PunkKimz
      @PunkKimz Рік тому +37

      emesis blue

    • @yannick290107
      @yannick290107 Рік тому +5

      Scout:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
      Soldier:AAAAAAHH!!!
      Pyro:(muffled screams)
      Demoman:DAAAAAAAA!!!
      Heavy:OHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
      Engineer:HELP ME!
      Sniper:AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
      Spy:oh no...

    • @Officially_Unofficial-1
      @Officially_Unofficial-1 19 днів тому

      Intrusive thoughts be like:

  • @jamieprescott2550
    @jamieprescott2550 5 років тому +4744

    14:36
    "I healed the man that will kill you"
    The line itself is already pretty strong but the way he says it makes it so intense and raw

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +192

      But on the other hand I healed the man that killed me.

    • @Hectopath2006
      @Hectopath2006 4 роки тому +43

      @@WaltMondy *sPy*

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 роки тому +80

      @@WaltMondy Those spies, backstabbing-

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +13

      @@aboredfellow1448 Mind of I ask you a question? Do you play pyro?

    • @egeaslan5872
      @egeaslan5872 4 роки тому +9

      @@WaltMondy Honhonhon,you are the worst doctor I have ever seen!

  • @ariadevera9131
    @ariadevera9131 6 років тому +1317

    I wonder how his voice actor's throat is still alive after shouting for so long

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +46

      @Am I the only one who'd die for Medic?
      Richtig! Lass uns meinen guten Freund trinken

    • @crow3879
      @crow3879 4 роки тому +31

      German are made the scream. I would know

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 4 роки тому +21

      _I have no idea!_

    • @JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere
      @JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere 4 роки тому +2

      H O W

    • @Itsmeyourfather
      @Itsmeyourfather 4 роки тому +10

      Especialy after the death voiceline

  • @gargoylegray7725
    @gargoylegray7725 6 років тому +1046

    Some of his sound clips sound like he's having a heart attack

    • @illioptopede
      @illioptopede 5 років тому +73

      soldier: *"I A M H A V I N G A H E A R T A T T A C K"*

    • @strangerontheinternet7358
      @strangerontheinternet7358 5 років тому +31

      especially 11:51

    • @jaydavis799
      @jaydavis799 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +8

      I gave a person a heart attack already, literally and in game.

    • @notsooriginsonic2350
      @notsooriginsonic2350 4 роки тому

      @@strangerontheinternet7358 On 11:51 there is beta (alpha?) voicelines.

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 2 роки тому +318

    Medic really is the angriest of the entire team simply because he HAS to deal with everyone else's insanity 24/7. Imagine being him, day in and day out experiencing the chaos that is the life of a TF2 Merc. My god it sounds fun as hell but also stressful to no end.

    • @The-su4pj
      @The-su4pj Рік тому +18

      He stole somebody's entire skeleton

    • @FlyingFlowewe
      @FlyingFlowewe Рік тому +6

      WHERE DID IT GO

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars Рік тому +1

      ​@@FlyingFloweweinto his collection

    • @meatman2203
      @meatman2203 7 місяців тому +3

      Average medic main experience.

    • @catsinwonderland7473
      @catsinwonderland7473 Місяць тому +1

      The moment you switch to Medic, it feels like your team is deliberately trying to take as much damage as possible. Do not call for “Medic!” and then continue charging into the front lines!!!

  • @scarf-chan3749
    @scarf-chan3749 6 років тому +3346

    I can only imagine medic screaming "PUSSSHH" at a lady giving birth

  • @moogobIin
    @moogobIin 7 років тому +3210

    *Hears a medic say 'Charge me, herr doctor!'*
    I have now heard everything.

    • @moogobIin
      @moogobIin 7 років тому +130

      I meant as in ive heard everything when a medic calls for ubercharge.

    • @digitaltoaster4956
      @digitaltoaster4956 7 років тому +31

      +Amateur001 Or "Charge Me, Head Doctor"

    • @heavy4141
      @heavy4141 7 років тому +85

      not yet medic : WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS NOW!
      now you heard a medic cap intel now you heard everything

    • @uchuuu
      @uchuuu 7 років тому +23

      He says "Charge me here Doctor!"

    • @heavy4141
      @heavy4141 7 років тому +6

      damn

  • @vaporgayve
    @vaporgayve 7 років тому +1115

    3:50 - He's even sassy to himself lmao

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 років тому +72

      Well, not worry, I'm not up at night about it.

    • @THATONEFEM
      @THATONEFEM 5 років тому +24

      More like when the demons start 😂

  • @DenvaProbablyDraws
    @DenvaProbablyDraws Рік тому +273

    10:12 favorite medic voiceline I say, its so sweet sounding, like uncharacteristically. The "danke shoen" one (AKA, Thank you very much)

    • @alienbonez
      @alienbonez Рік тому +1

      he sounds like a girl he liked just complimented him

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Рік тому +16

      I think it’s a reference to the song Danke Schoen by Wayne Newton

    • @TheJazziestNightwood
      @TheJazziestNightwood 11 місяців тому +3

      I FOUND YOU IN THE WILD

    • @CountDookles
      @CountDookles 9 місяців тому +14

      Ackshually, it's Dankeschön

    • @coolestkidontheblock111
      @coolestkidontheblock111 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CountDooklesTechnically "schoen" is also correct. It's just an old-timey version that nobody uses

  • @cookieboat1319
    @cookieboat1319 5 років тому +911

    “The Medic is a spy!”
    Medic has forgotten who he is

  • @blusix8275
    @blusix8275 5 років тому +4545

    3:30
    Secop : PUSH HARDER...
    Medic : Oh shut up
    Secop : KEEP PUSHING...
    Medic ...Why don’t you push?

  • @krispynuggies6204
    @krispynuggies6204 6 років тому +3196

    Medic: I am ready, my friends!
    Secop: Kill all your friends...
    Medic: Oh, good idea!

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 5 років тому +34

      What is Secop?

    • @Jaiimee.
      @Jaiimee. 5 років тому +69

      @@disnagburnazog9552 is the Second opinion.

    • @gmardog
      @gmardog 4 роки тому +5

      The Ace of Spades are you the man behind the slaughter???.?11 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +6

      @@gmardog That may be me *Hides my bloody bonesaw* I promise I will "heal" you!

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 роки тому +8

      @@gmardog Well you just predicted a meme. Congratulations, you are psychic.

  • @strange.natal1e
    @strange.natal1e 4 роки тому +319

    I love these lines so bad.
    He's literally the happiest yet stressed mercenary.
    Just listen to him in the Conga :D

  • @Chill_lxrd
    @Chill_lxrd 6 років тому +742

    “PUSH HARDER”
    “Shut up”
    “KEEP PUSHING”
    “Why don’t u push?”
    Why did I start laughing at that?

    • @jaydavis799
      @jaydavis799 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed at that to

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 роки тому +2

      @Floof boi yes you can *SQUAWK* weakling

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 роки тому +2

      @Floof boi YOU WILL PUSH THE CART *SQUAWK*

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 роки тому +3

      Hey look
      I found my own comment
      I want a cookie now

    • @PoisonProductions_
      @PoisonProductions_ 4 роки тому +1

      We all know

  • @fiazbot5921
    @fiazbot5921 4 роки тому +1825

    Dorothy: Accidentally spills her water
    The wicked witch of the west: 0:41

    • @MangleFoxy
      @MangleFoxy 4 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @0x309ACF
      @0x309ACF 4 роки тому +7

      If you play it over and over again it sounds better than Justin Bieber

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 роки тому

      @StaticVaporwave did you watch it?

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 роки тому

      @StaticVaporwave good

    • @MonologueWiththeMoon
      @MonologueWiththeMoon 3 роки тому

      What did he say

  • @greenisthedevilscolor784
    @greenisthedevilscolor784 4 роки тому +3517

    "Hey doc, what do you wanna eat?"
    *"ZE SOULS OF ZE INNOCENTS"*
    "A sandvich"
    *"N O-"*
    "Two sandvich-"

    • @justsomewoomywithamustache4481
      @justsomewoomywithamustache4481 4 роки тому +60

      This is perfect

    • @grim-2363
      @grim-2363 4 роки тому +29

      NOOOOO

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +76

      I feed on the tears, fear, and blood of those who try to get away from my grasp as I topple over them with my bloody ubersaw while I wat- *heavy shoves sandviche in my mouth* Heav- *nom*

    • @theuserjoan
      @theuserjoan 4 роки тому +14

      Your humble Doctor ok doctor, very cool

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 4 роки тому +4

      HAHAHA

  • @lepsonical4763
    @lepsonical4763 4 роки тому +324

    I love how it sounds like it sounds like he's saying "cat" when he says cart, because it just sounds like Medic is trying to get his team to push a really stubborn cat on the battlefield.

    • @AdrianDaWeeb
      @AdrianDaWeeb Рік тому +13

      MOVE! SCHNELL!
      EINE KATZE IST SEHR DUMM! >:{

  • @NickolasNinja
    @NickolasNinja 5 років тому +1322

    i love how the thumbnail just says "death"

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 4 роки тому +5

      Stop it already

    • @NickolasNinja
      @NickolasNinja 4 роки тому +51

      @@joditiarsutrisno5556 death

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 4 роки тому +5

      @@NickolasNinja I came here to cured not depressed

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +21

      @@joditiarsutrisno5556 Then let me help you to be not depressed.
      Watch this..
      m.ua-cam.com/video/-SJywvgaJEI/v-deo.html

    • @joditiarsutrisno5556
      @joditiarsutrisno5556 4 роки тому +3

      @@WaltMondy Thanks Doc !!!

  • @minihalkoja590
    @minihalkoja590 7 років тому +3718

    14:46 My doctor said this exact line with a pretty good Medic voice. Best doctor ever.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 7 років тому +719

      minihalkoja You should check if your doctor still has his medical license. And if he tells some tale about malpractice, don't laugh. Run

    • @helperonie6791
      @helperonie6791 7 років тому +191

      Max Power Now, now, let's not overthink this. Lemme tell you a tale about my doctor license...

    • @nejlaakyuz4025
      @nejlaakyuz4025 7 років тому +179

      You shoudl check to be sure that you have all of your internal organs at the right place

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 7 років тому +87

      Nejla Akyuz Or if you have a dove stuck in your chest

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 років тому +100

      You mean to tell me that your doctor quoted TF2?? AWESOME

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 7 років тому +872

    0:16
    *Arstotzka national theme starts to play*

  • @osmanak6930
    @osmanak6930 3 роки тому +286

    14:50 "You are... * tries to think of an insult * * can't find it * *SCHTEWPID* "

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 6 років тому +3790

    1:36 Cold war Germany in a nutshell.

  • @amethystpenguin3924
    @amethystpenguin3924 6 років тому +813

    am I the only one who wants to give medic a award in screaming

  • @blusniper5289
    @blusniper5289 7 років тому +432

    Is it just me or does Medic scream TERRIFYINGLY LOUD when he dies!?!

    • @iamnobody1734
      @iamnobody1734 5 років тому +61

      As a medic main, this might be just how I feel but the sound actually crushes my hearth with its intensity.

    • @dunslax3
      @dunslax3 5 років тому +69

      It's on purpose, so that when a spy backstabs him, his pocket heavy/soldier can immediately tell.

    • @lacroustillenecroustillepl2637
      @lacroustillenecroustillepl2637 4 роки тому +7

      he scary as hell

    • @bottomgayminguwu
      @bottomgayminguwu 4 роки тому +17

      Engie dies: Auugh!
      Medic dies: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +8

      @@iamnobody1734 Team doesn't keep me alive :(

  • @lenakan8990
    @lenakan8990 Рік тому +115

    His death screams are genuinely the most uncomfortable and hard to hear, Robin really made his throat *bleed*

  • @annprime2998
    @annprime2998 5 років тому +913

    Handsome german doctor screaming into my ears for 15 minutes while I'm laying and trying to sleep?
    Hell yeah baby.

    • @monokui
      @monokui 4 роки тому +49

      yep handsome alright.

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +30

      So me screaming is more important than your personal needs?

    • @pyraffin
      @pyraffin 4 роки тому +39

      Well, he also sings there for a little bit
      10:13

    • @monokui
      @monokui 4 роки тому +1

      Green_TeaMochii wait what-

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +4

      @@monokui :3

  • @randomContentHere93228
    @randomContentHere93228 7 років тому +388

    WHO STOPPED PUSHING THE CART
    I WANT NAMES

    • @crazinventorirl
      @crazinventorirl 4 місяці тому +1

      This is one of my favorite lines for him, lol

  • @Mixeriiiiiing
    @Mixeriiiiiing 5 років тому +1394

    "Kill them all!"
    "Hmmm, are you sure?"
    "Yes!"
    "Well i'm convienced"
    That is basically me

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 роки тому +10

      You didn't do it with his accent!

    • @justarobloxnoob2678
      @justarobloxnoob2678 4 роки тому +3

      *farts * uh oh i think i jave to SHIT....
      WE MUST STOP LITTLE CAR

    • @sirtchamp8033
      @sirtchamp8033 4 роки тому

      @@justarobloxnoob2678 k

    • @alucard2419
      @alucard2419 4 роки тому +4

      @@thycringe i Will traduce It in his accent
      Secop: *KILL ZHEM ALL*
      Medic: mmmh are u sure? -_-
      Secop: *YES* l:(
      Medic: vell i'm convinced nvn

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 роки тому +1

      @@alucard2419 Truly a hero. Thank you.

  • @TemmieTheCat12345
    @TemmieTheCat12345 3 роки тому +707

    Teacher: Its ok to answer wrong
    Also the teacher when kid answers wrong: 14:50

  • @jakejesmond6066
    @jakejesmond6066 7 років тому +3218

    Mercy got nothing on this Crazed German speaking Docktor!

    • @H3Vtux
      @H3Vtux  7 років тому +208

      Man you were punctual tonight!

    • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
      @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 7 років тому +66

      Jake Jesmond DAMN, YOU BEAT ME TO THIS. ill let you have this.

    • @H3Vtux
      @H3Vtux  7 років тому +82

      Oh shoot! I just realized this wasn't you ness... Sorry going to have to ban you... :/

    • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
      @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 7 років тому +22

      H3Vtux ;( papa I failed you..

    • @jakejesmond6066
      @jakejesmond6066 7 років тому +15

      what have i done?

  • @IC-23
    @IC-23 7 років тому +803

    9:34 how to annoy engineers 101

    • @glocktane5743
      @glocktane5743 6 років тому +56

      IC23 ZE DISPENSAH GOES HYA

    • @squall-n2o
      @squall-n2o 6 років тому +6

      Reminds me of my teacher -.-

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 6 років тому +10

      The Dispenser/Sentry/Teleporter goes here!
      On that note, ua-cam.com/video/pue35uzXnCY/v-deo.html
      The Sentry goes *_MEDIC!!!_*

    • @Kelvin-um6qx
      @Kelvin-um6qx 5 років тому

      nein

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 років тому

      Me playing as Medic in MvM be like

  • @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232
    @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232 4 роки тому +3807

    He is speaking english with a german accent and speaks german with an english accent.
    Wundervoll

  • @riz1567
    @riz1567 3 роки тому +148

    4:23 he sounds genuinely concerned when he says "also i have to kill you all", poor guy. Yes I'm sympathizing with a character who's literally going mad leave me alone

  • @senf0ia516
    @senf0ia516 4 роки тому +3540

    12:06 this is absolutely adorable

  • @reddrahvett623
    @reddrahvett623 4 роки тому +716

    "Who stopped pushing the cart? I want names!"
    What's he going to do to his teammates if they stop pushing the cart?

    • @bread4360
      @bread4360 4 роки тому +77

      And you dont want to know either.

    • @Jack-E_Lantern
      @Jack-E_Lantern 4 роки тому +103

      steal their skeletons and organs

    • @janegamez13
      @janegamez13 4 роки тому +43

      That experimental surgery he was wanting to test

    • @starrykailani
      @starrykailani 4 роки тому +55

      Reverse heal

    • @HTSI
      @HTSI 4 роки тому +22

      If you see meet the medic you see he puts a diferent heart on ALL charathers to heal them ... I guess he has an auto destruction Button that blow up and everyone dies

  • @arontotemokawaii
    @arontotemokawaii 6 років тому +318

    7:36 I think losing his medical license even made him fall into bankruptcy.

  • @someguyonyoutube906
    @someguyonyoutube906 2 роки тому +111

    "Charge me here doctor!" - Said no Medic ever.

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito Рік тому +11

      you underestimate the power of ubersaws and uber chains

    • @PizzaSmiter
      @PizzaSmiter 6 місяців тому

      Have you heard of Class Wars?

  • @lft3254
    @lft3254 4 роки тому +508

    3:21 “I toiled in god’s domain! AAAAAHHH”

  • @MR-MARSHALL
    @MR-MARSHALL 6 років тому +520

    "THE BOMB CARRIER LOOKS ANGRY!"
    "AH! THE BOMB CARRIER LOOKS ANGRIER!"
    "OOH! THE BOMB CARRIER IS FURIOUS!"
    I'm dead

  • @raze1023
    @raze1023 7 років тому +649

    And that's why you should never get a second opinion.

    • @jakejesmond6066
      @jakejesmond6066 7 років тому +21

      Raze No you must always have a second opinion

    • @bankutibence2688
      @bankutibence2688 7 років тому +31

      Imagen a secop in real life like:
      Teacher: you got an F on this test
      You: okay
      Secop: _Go fuck yourself_

    • @jellymoose7091
      @jellymoose7091 5 років тому +1

      Too bad I already have one

  • @somedude162
    @somedude162 3 роки тому +108

    I love how medic sounds stressed out all the time, and that embodies the fact that playing medic is frustrating

  • @darksparkle6087
    @darksparkle6087 5 років тому +373

    "Kill all your friends"
    "Oh, a good idea!"
    All Second Opinion's conversations about killing the other mercs are kind of funny

  • @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270
    @iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 5 років тому +1207

    5:21 I love it when Medic says "Ssssh" and "Sh-sh-sh!" To Zombie arcamedes

  • @Barlemon
    @Barlemon 7 років тому +586

    6:26 is what im looking for

  • @tnnt1263
    @tnnt1263 3 роки тому +83

    0:00 this is the most terrifying thing you can hear in this game if the other team has two medics

  • @popsicIes
    @popsicIes 5 років тому +254

    i appreciate how the thumbnail is this german dude smiling crazily at me with the caption "DEATH"

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 роки тому +16

      A perfect description of medic.

    • @space-shrmp
      @space-shrmp 5 місяців тому

      ​@@moodymoosh y e s

  • @murr1785
    @murr1785 5 років тому +504

    2:20 is the BEST medic voice line that I've never heard

    • @greenmedic29
      @greenmedic29 4 роки тому +10

      would you like a second opinion?
      YOU ARE ALSO UGLY

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Рік тому

      Thank you for timestamping this, I immediately cracked up.

    • @alienbonez
      @alienbonez Рік тому

      i need to know where that voice clip plays lmao

  • @cheekycheetah9125
    @cheekycheetah9125 6 років тому +476

    6:53 HAH **snort**
    THIS MEDIC AS A SPY! 1!1!1!

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 роки тому +29

      Blu Spy: I'm right here-
      RedSpy: He's no Spy. He's making a new Support class tradition!
      Medic: Vait vhat-
      Sniper: Bloody hell...

    • @corickal_zacky3739
      @corickal_zacky3739 4 роки тому +1

      @Some Random Tf2 fan, so far, this is my favorite comment of this year

    • @thycringe
      @thycringe 4 роки тому +1

      @@corickal_zacky3739 Lol

    • @asukakinnie6666
      @asukakinnie6666 4 роки тому +2

      i think it's cute-

  • @LilGuyDelta
    @LilGuyDelta Рік тому +64

    10:03 I just can't stop thinking about the "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR"... It's tattooed on my mind .

    • @Mitangoxx
      @Mitangoxx 5 місяців тому

      Me to buddy me to😔

    • @Sam18244
      @Sam18244 2 місяці тому +1

      thank you for saying that now its been replaying in my mind for about 20 mins now

  • @komb4806
    @komb4806 7 років тому +707

    7:40 Oooh, money!

  • @none1337-m6d
    @none1337-m6d 5 років тому +767

    My favorite part is at 10:13 where he’s singing “danke sheön”

  • @sinnamorolls
    @sinnamorolls 7 років тому +181

    Did... did he just say "turn your head and cough?!" LMAO

  • @user-hn4zn9nx3c
    @user-hn4zn9nx3c 3 роки тому +67

    2:48
    he's going through a whole character development arc

  • @borkedluck
    @borkedluck 7 років тому +185

    "ze spy is a double agent" I'd have laughed if he said "ze spy is a double spy"

  • @StonksNZ
    @StonksNZ 4 роки тому +927

    Medic: "in my medical opinions that-" Me: *_"T H E H E A V Y I S D E A D!!!!!"_*

    • @scribblemeeps
      @scribblemeeps 4 роки тому +15

      Heard the same thing

    • @noone3708
      @noone3708 4 роки тому +25

      My medical opinion?
      He was killed!

    • @drdespair3651
      @drdespair3651 4 роки тому +8

      Doc, what happened?

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 роки тому +8

      @@drdespair3651 in my professional opinion that HEAVY IS DEAD!!!!!

    • @drdespair3651
      @drdespair3651 4 роки тому +10

      @@StonksNZ Oh god! *discussion happens*

  • @thatonemedic9091
    @thatonemedic9091 7 років тому +412

    0:42 "I AM MELLTTIINNNG"

  • @soup_2210
    @soup_2210 4 роки тому +45

    Why his "yes, it is" on 5:06 make me smile? It sounds so...pacifically, damn, i like it

  • @deadleaves140
    @deadleaves140 7 років тому +326

    I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE BADLANDS! *FEAR ME!!!*

  • @sappzz4553
    @sappzz4553 7 років тому +598

    The scout is a spy!
    The soldier is a spy!
    The pyro is a spy!
    The demoman is a spy!
    The medic is a spy!
    The sniper is a spy!
    The heavy is a spy!

  • @chloewilkins7558
    @chloewilkins7558 7 років тому +210

    If Medic could stop losing his temper, maybe he would have more patients...

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 7 років тому +4

      That means........there would be a 10th class in Tf2

    • @LtViper
      @LtViper 7 років тому +5

      Dr Gabe the tenth class would be gaben

    • @melissaarcade1283
      @melissaarcade1283 7 років тому +4

      He has no patience

    • @werl_01
      @werl_01 6 років тому +7

      Maybe if he wasn’t _certifiably insane_ he’d have more patients.

    • @vc_whatever
      @vc_whatever 5 років тому

      Is... is that an unintentional pun?

  • @sarahsnostalgicdream
    @sarahsnostalgicdream Рік тому +27

    I bet Robin couldn’t keep a straight face when doing zombiebird

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 6 років тому +769

    "eVERYONE I AM ON FIRE"
    Yes this guy just went to the extend that he just let everyone know that he is literally dYINg
    EDIT: also, i absolutely love the fact that here 10:14 it sounds like hes getting further away, that fucking made my day

  • @hamzareiz6598
    @hamzareiz6598 4 роки тому +249

    7:20 Bro that sounds like someone trying to bring hope in a movie but then the medic hits the sad facts to face.

    • @theflash-lx8pb
      @theflash-lx8pb 3 роки тому +26

      "No one panic. We still got this. All we need to do is find Gray Mann and shut down the robots. It's gonna be ok."
      "...Ok? YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE OK???!!! You may not have noticed but 7:19 "

    • @sandraiaraaraujo8174
      @sandraiaraaraujo8174 Рік тому +4

      The voiceline litterally after:
      FREE MONEY FREE MONEY

  • @skrelemor
    @skrelemor 7 років тому +300

    3:26 did he say "I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE MAD LANDS", because that's what I heard....😂

  • @EripmavsDYraid
    @EripmavsDYraid 2 роки тому +42

    Fun fact: Medic is voiced by Robert Atkin Downes, the same guy who voices Kazuhira Miller in Metal Gear Rising V: Ground Zeroes and MGSV: The Phantom Pain, along with Davey Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean crossover in Kingdom Hearts and Sea of Thieves.

  • @pyraffin
    @pyraffin 4 роки тому +352

    5:03
    Archimedes: that's harambe!
    Medic, defeated: yes... it is.

  • @basicallyaspoon1773
    @basicallyaspoon1773 5 років тому +1399

    Thank me Later :)
    ---------------------------------------------------------
    0:00 Activate Charge
    0:05 Crapped Control Point
    0:11 Crapped intel
    0:21 Charger Ready
    0:24 TIE
    0:33 ON FIRE
    0:43 BattleCry
    0:49 Cart Going Back (Offense)
    0:54 Cart Going Forward (Defense)
    1:10 Stay On Cart (Offense)
    1:16 Cart Stopped (Defense)
    1:27 Cheers
    1:36 SPY!
    1:56 Go! Go! Go!
    2:02 Good Job!
    2:05 HATS
    2:24 Go left
    2:27 Go Right
    2:29 Help Me
    2:34 Help Me Capture
    2:38 Help Me Defense
    2:44 Incoming
    2:47 BIRDS
    3:29 SECOP
    4:56 ZOMBIEBIRD
    5:58 Jeers
    6:23 Laugh
    6:56 MEDIC
    6:58 Move Up
    7:02 MVM Ready
    7:04 MVM Bomb
    7:18 MVM Ally Down
    7:33 MVM Credits
    7:41 MVM Loot
    8:05 MVM Misc
    9:36 Need Building
    9:41 NEGATIVE
    9:49 Nice Shot!
    9:52 NO
    9:54 Death
    10:02 Pain
    10:09 Positive
    10:18 Sentry Ahead
    10:22 Special Completed
    10:55 Stand On Point
    11:12 Thanks
    11:14 Thanks For Heal
    11:15 Thanks For Tele
    11:23 Special Taunts
    11:48 YES
    11:50 MEDIC (?)
    11:52 Special Taunts
    12:05 CONGA
    12:17 Do-Si-Do
    12:41 Taunts Exert
    13:02 FLIP
    13:07 Taunts Head
    13:24 Rock Paper Scissors
    13:39 Other Taunts
    15:08 Trade

  • @spooktspeek
    @spooktspeek 4 роки тому +192

    the pure joy and fear in his voice with the bird voicelines, i cant

  • @oxxuel8713
    @oxxuel8713 3 роки тому +33

    this man is hot and i can no longer deny that

  • @michaelfixedsys7463
    @michaelfixedsys7463 7 років тому +261

    I love this guy!
    He knows what he's doing but has no idea, like me!

  • @max.cr33p
    @max.cr33p 5 років тому +207

    Medics are so condescending when they talk to engineers like I'll be doing my thing, and I hear "the sentry goes _here_ !" It feels like I just showed my parents a bad report card

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 4 роки тому +11

      We are still mad about that attach of time when everyone was protecting you engineers and we where just getting killed left and right

    • @titsoutforlusikka
      @titsoutforlusikka 4 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp, kamerad

  • @mikehawk7613
    @mikehawk7613 6 років тому +319

    6:53 I've never heard medic s n o r t before

  • @Spooktato
    @Spooktato 3 роки тому +58

    11:06 is definitely one of my favorites

  • @robin_the_duck_guydhmis7278
    @robin_the_duck_guydhmis7278 7 років тому +100

    I just noticed now aggressive the medic sounds...

  • @jasperwatch7399
    @jasperwatch7399 6 років тому +124

    It's cute how he calls Engineer Engie in that one line that "Engie is dead"

  • @RAMN8R2011
    @RAMN8R2011 6 років тому +178

    This doctor has the stereotypical German accent and voice. It’s so perfect and wonderful. Jaaa, wonderbar! His death and pain sounds are hilarious and make me die of laughter!

  • @Louzey_TheHuman
    @Louzey_TheHuman 3 роки тому +59

    Medic: I did it!
    His demon: I҉ D̸I҉D҉ I҉T̸
    Medic: Yeah yeah whatever..
    4:09

  • @CiulJedenTaki
    @CiulJedenTaki 5 років тому +119

    The best voice line:
    -Kill zem all.
    -Hmm? Are you sure?
    -Yes.
    -Well i'm convinced.

    • @ata343
      @ata343 4 роки тому

      OKTOOOOBERFEEST

  • @nguyentramy3431
    @nguyentramy3431 7 років тому +244

    I feel like Medic could sing opera :p

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 років тому +12

      Amy Johnson
      ua-cam.com/video/ob-bepf890g/v-deo.html
      You're welcome.

    • @jimduma6355
      @jimduma6355 6 років тому +4

      ...

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 5 років тому

      @@1classikai what the heck! XD

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 5 років тому +3

      What can I say, I love VeggieTales🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @blackstar044
      @blackstar044 5 років тому

      @@1classikai I do too! 😃

  • @breadthealien
    @breadthealien 6 років тому +763

    11:50 medic finally hit puberty

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 років тому +73

      Yes :3
      MAHDAAAHHHC
      MAHDAHC

    • @jotawife
      @jotawife 5 років тому +31

      thats not actually medic screaming lol

    • @erronhammesvar5168
      @erronhammesvar5168 4 роки тому +9

      anj who is it?

    • @WaltMondy
      @WaltMondy 4 роки тому +5

      I didn't go through puberty, I went through it.

    • @tameronica
      @tameronica 4 роки тому +1

      @Ze Medic
      My peanut sized brain is still trying to understand what you said.

  • @catsinwonderland7473
    @catsinwonderland7473 Місяць тому +6

    2:20 “Confidentially, doctor to patient, that is a STUPID HAT!!!” He sounds so angry lmfaoooo
    So many voice cracks

  • @tirny1468
    @tirny1468 5 років тому +601

    7:32 Engi is dead! CoME oN cOllEcT tHe mOneY

  • @luxbigbux
    @luxbigbux 5 років тому +111

    When he has the bird head I can’t tell if he’s screaming in joy, excitement, or pain.

  • @tireddoggo734
    @tireddoggo734 6 років тому +384

    D I D T H E M E D I C *S N O R T*

  • @GOOFYGOOFING
    @GOOFYGOOFING Рік тому +26

    13:40 has just woken something new in me and im not shure what to feel now.