Miss Pauling Voice Lines
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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All of Miss Pauling's voice Lines from TF2.
A few things worth noting.
-She is Creeped out by Scout.
-She treats pyro Like a child with anger problems.
-She seems to have a lot of "trust" for heavy. - Ігри
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0:25 Pauling: says something that mentions scout
Scout: B o n e r
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*Mario’s weiner just got a little bit harder*
*E X P A N D D O N G*
*And so, I expand my dong*
I need *something* done, fast. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Hey, Spy. I took care of that DNA test for you."
DUDE.
Dude.
DuDe,
dUdE
D00D
dцd3
vsauce, pauling here
Why? Do you want me to die? Cause I just fell out of my chair.
drown
"Hey Vsauce, Pauling here. I need to find my fingers. I thought of you."
What if you had a contract you could never complete?
Hey Vsauce, Pauling here. Where is the intelligence? It might seem like a simple question, I mean, it's right there. Or is it?
It's so adorable that Miss Pauling talks to pyro like a little kid
she treats him like a little baby and it’s so adorable
Maybe she actually knows what he sees
Pryo is a child's brain in an arsonists body
@@trexindominus8119 you've said it better than any of us ever could
Maybe its like those coat things in cartoons maybe there are 3 children inside of pyro
"Hey Pyro, *mmmphmmhmmphmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmm"*
_She's speaking the language of the devil._
She is doing a satanic ritual
Shes trying to speak pyro.
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 r/woooosh
@@youseftjj9741 r/facepalm
@@youseftjj9741 that's not a wooosh dumbass
I love how Miss Pauling knows exactly how to talk to each mercenary to get them to get the work done.
she knows the ancient pyro language
She talks to pyro like he’s a little kid and I thought that was pretty accurate
Medic is a bit offended. He can also read.
She knows them so well
well it is her job
Pauling - "MmmmphmmhmmphmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmm"
Pyro - "how dare you, my mother is not a gymnast and she would never eat those things!"
Aa a fellow Warframe player.
Wrong she said: wanna f**k spy
Boiii. And Scout calls this woman "lady"
i can just imagine pyro doesn't understand a word she's saying, and is just like 'i will murder you, woman'
like pyro has his own language and she's just speaking nonsense
@@cloverlovania no I can understand her when she talks like that
5:07 "Engie, this job requires someone who can read. You're my only hope." I love this game's characters so goddamn much
Heavys too busy I guess.
@Luigi_Main3752 yeah doesn't he have multiple literature degrees?
@@ardet7383 russian literature
I assume medic can read too
I would assume that Spy can also read
"Demo it's your liver.........Nah just kidding it's Pauling. If I were your liver I would be screaming"
Savage af Pauling lol XD
Molly Perez Actually Demo's liver left from his body when he got a injection of water and food.(and liver was really angry at him).And it's came back again in Issue #6.
"lung,go guard the rectum."
The liver didnt leave the body, Demo's defense system just went apeshit because it hadnt consumed normal water and food for years.
YT Gamer And then proceeded to turn his kidneys into a distillery.
RIP Demo, we loved you
0:40
"Scout, it's Pauling. Whatever stupid thing you're doing stop it."
Ms. Pauling
Wait... hes doing Miss Pauling?
Legendairy cheesecake LMAO
@@legendairycheese3530 Bro! no one ever said that!! Lmao
@@dr.omeganebula1529 well sans my boi here said Ms Pauling after he finished his quote so that made me think he was saying Scout was *doing* Ms Pauling
666th like
2:27
miss Pauling: mMmphmmph
Pyro: starts to worry as she just threatened to single handily murder half of Africa
Comrade Sam you can’t say the n word that racist
President Obama MMMmm
MMPMMPMHHNPNPMMPNPNHNPMM
@@thecpg980 what do you mean you're going to raid Area 51 with hotdogs!?
@@stonksboinz mpph mmhpppph hhm hpphhp (I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road)
6:35 I need you to keep quiet on this. Then again you're always quiet"
Literally 99% od Heavy's voicelines: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well I mean he isn't exactly saying words, and what she needs is someone who isn't a blabber mouth about whatever work he's done
In the comics and the meet the Team videos, heavy is portrayed as really quiet and a really serious person.
Heavys minigun: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Unless its a tomislav
@@GhaniKeSawah tomislavs are awesome, how do you get it?
@@prototypenick8373 i actually dont know lol
5:06 "Engi this job require someone who can read.
You're my only hope."
WOW THAT HURT
Voice Of Reason yeah, we know heavy and medic have doctorates, spy is clearly intelligent, demo has like 4 jobs so, he can *probably* read i dont see why pauling says engi is the only one who can read
Agent Delta Who knows :p
ve lo m demos worse, he drinks and drugs himself
+Zeus he mixes drinks with his live bomb ingredients
Voice Of Reason Rip medic
8:10
“Sniper, Pauling”
“What’s that sound”
“...”
“Are you-“
“Are you peeing in a jar right now?”
What happened to the whole “professionals have standards” thing?
Sniper is a human too...
SharaShaymin Yeah, I get that. It’s just that I’m not convinced professionals pee in jars and use it as a weapon
@@danielmclatchie2053 ...Fair enough.
@@danielmclatchie2053 Jarate! The jar based Karate
Thats a VERY high standard my guy
"Scout it's Pauling. I need something done fast, I thought of you"
Insult or compliment?
William that's called a Complisault. Just kidding I got that TDWT.
William hehehe
Hahahaha
William He's the fastest merc in the game, and she wants somthing done fast.
Austiblaze _it you don't get it so you?
Basically her interactions
Scout: Oh my god shut up and listen
Soldier: Do it for America!
Pyro: Who's a good Pyro? You! Yes, you are!
Demoman: I'm funny... right?
Engineer: YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW I'm so sorry
Heavy: Just do what you do all the time big guy
Medic: So I heard you enjoy war crimes?
Sniper: I need results and you are the most- whats the sound?
Spy: Keep this to yourseld, alright? You are good at that
Are you ... are you peeing in a jar right now ?
i can very much keep to myseld
I love the stink lines reference, cause thats why the car hit him... cause he stinks
Demo, are you sober?
Also Miss Pauling to scout: we can work together if you finish this mission
I love the fact that Miss Pauling speaks everyone in their language. Like how she speaks to soldier in a patriotic way.
Yep
And how she talks to Pyro like a 2 year old
They way she is able to mesh with everyone on the team shows that she is a great leader for team fortress becuase she understands them. Especially pyro which is just adorable
@@alpharius3661 but also fucked up in a way
Agreed lol
7:18 "MEDIIIC! That was... just an impression... in bad taste now that i think about it i guess the people screaming that are usually... you know, dying"
No they're 1 hp below max
*mashes E furiously*
Scout:gets 1hp falling damage
Scout:MEDIC
MEDIC
CMON DOC
MEDIC
MEDIC
MEDIC
MEDIC
Or you know, they have overheal/you are healing them
It happens all the time
Yes
"Spy you should wash that ski mask, like once. There's visible stink lines." Expiration date reference.
AHAHAHHAAHA
Thats why the car hit him
Because he stinks
"Me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me"
“Me and the Eiffel Tower relaxing post-coitus...”
7:19 Ms. Pauling Accidentally Pressed The E Button...
Miss pauling is 10th class confirmed
@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ I wish
"MEDIIC!!"
"FAK YOU, MISS PAULING!"
used the wrong emote
@@brickbattlepro9862 "emote"? Excuse me, this is Team Fortress 2, not Fortnite.
0:25 to Scout: "I need something done fast... I thought of you."
Cold.
Why, I dont get it?
M from MI6, you are too young then
@@snawball5926 18 yo. Too young? Maybe, dunno
M from MI6, he cum to quick
@@snawball5926 frick
Zanks btw
6:32 "Heavy, I need you to keep quiet on this... Well... you're always quiet."
*Me thinking about heavy in-game*:
"YAAAAAAA"
"CRY SOME MORE"
"HEEEEH UUUAAAAAAAAA"
"HAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA"
"I AM BULLET-PROOOOOOF"
TheMajorN lol
"POOTIS"
True
YATATATATATATATATATAKTKJBWEKENNM KABOOM- KAOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheMajorN you forgot about YOU MAKE GOOD TEAM
Or OM NOM OM
Basically everything he says is loud
"Sniper, are you peeing in a jar right now?"
Ur profile pic suits so well
Meet the jarate
Yes
lol what defok
Pyro: DaFuq?
Pauling: mmmmmpppmmmhhmpppppmpphh
Pyro: WHY DO YOU WANT TO RESURRECT THE SOVIET UNION
2:28 Female pyro real voice revale xD
It's 1968 the soviet union didn't crash until 1990
Heavy is happy
R U S S I A
Lmao
*HEEEEEY PYRO YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, YES YOU DID, YES YOU DIIIID! GOLD STAR FOR YOUUUUU SUCH A GOOD PYRO*
Is pyro secretly a dog? :3
Pyro is a good boye
Mhh
Pyro is the best boy
Or girl
"Don't worry Soldier sex isn't real, Scout was lying."
Then explain Spy doing my mom.
ｓｏｌｉｄｅｒ
THANK GOD
Can you show me the time?
THANK GOD
Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Miss Pauling says: "Pauling"
You wouldnt even last a minute
heyzsjmd djfnska whzyd shf
KWatt if you took part in this drinking game you'd be as drunk as the demoman.
127 shots
Luke Dunckley
Not possible lad
2:24 I love that she calls pyro “Buddy” as a sort of reference to his childlike imagination
Or the fact that Pyro will kill everything in sight
while he sees everyone like floating cupid babies, he is definetly going to see her like a mother if she keeps speaking like that.
@@justinthawsetmyo4173pyro is a female
very adorable given pyro's... imagination
@@steamoreenopyro sees him self as a parent in his imagination
4:01
“Demoman it’s Pauling, I’ve got work i-...demoman?...that sounds weird.”
“Does anyone actually call you that? Let’sgobacktoDemo.”
*Demoman will remember that*
friendship decreased by 1
*black Scottish cyclops will remember that*
Heavy calls him Demoman in MvM when demo dies
@@josee.zapata743 D E M O M A A N I S SPY
It went from demolitions Man to just demo
3:31 "Demo, it's your liver. ... I'm kidding, it's Miss Pauling. If I was your liver, I'd just be screaming." Haha
One of my favs
Oh and apparently everyone loves this.
@@Robertwood84 wat
*pauling
demos poor liver
Every time Pauling is like saying good job to pyro i just imagine her giving him a lollipop as payment XD
Az Doodles bro I would work for her if she did this
as well as a balloon and a gold star.
As he wipes the ashes of the people he just burnt down off his goggles
No,not a lollipop.The reward would be the LOLLICHOP!
But they get paid more per contract then we will have in all of life
When she tries to do a cowboy voice I can hear the engineer just thinking, “just stop. Please”
"Really?"
If that's engi then what is spy thinking for the give rare?
@@oldsport7148 He isnt happy about baguette jokes,lol
It seems to me that Pyro thinks the same way when Miss Pauling talks to him like a child or tries to parody his muffled voice
*Pauling here* *It's Pauling* *Scout pauling*
Scout is pauling
The Scout is a pauling!
No
Basically a female captain Price
Hey, soldier! is pauling
I love how she just plays along with Soldiers delusions
The smart approach, if anything :)
I wonder what his cardboard friends are like
@@conservativedemocracyenjoyer *SOLDIERS THAT WONT FEAR EVEN DEATH ITSELF*
She's not
They're real
Right?
Pyro rare interactions are cute tbh
“Heavy you’re probably busy killing....everything but I’ve got work”
Heavy: pootis
PoW HAhA
@@Manuel-ek2cf i'M dEaD
*nOm NoM nOm-*
Huh?
@@Manuel-ek2cf No Big Surprise
5:07 Engie, this job requires someone who can read. Your my only hope.
I’m dead
So, engi is the only mercenary that can read?
@@sr.cosmos1558 Well no. Spy obviously can read. So can Medic.
(Though they may not be able to read English. Which is probably what Pauling meant)
Sniper can definitely read English as we know he went to School in Australia.
Demoman probably can read English as well. Though it probably isn't worth much. Considering how drunk he is.
Leaving Heavy Scout and Soldier. Scout is shown to not know how to read.
And Soldier is just. Insane.
Heavy kind of has a 50/50 chance that he can't even read Russian when you consider his backstory. But that one is up in the air.
@@macabweu7682 r/woosh
@@macabweu7682 i cant woooosh you, since the effort you put into this
so uh, good work, now i know!
Miss Pauling: **gives Pyro a rare contract**
Also Miss Pauling: *Babysitter mode*
😂😂😂💃😂😂😂
true
I mean he’s an arsonist and he’s clinically insane so yeah
Initiating pyrovision.
Pyro its a kiddo
Ms. Pauling voice actor: So how long am I staying overnight today?
It's Ashly Burch, you should see her role in Life is Strange..
Valve: yes.
Brian Nguyen before I look it up, I’m assuming she’s Chloe because I can totally hear it
Brian Nguyen
OH, I FELT LIKE I KNEW THAT VOICE FROM SOMEWHERE
She also is on a lot of games
0:37 "Hey, Scout? I need you..."
Scout: Infinite bonk
*infinite bang*
Expand bonk
Hehe Bat go *B O N K*
M A N N M I L K
BOOOOIIIII
I like how she says "demo" and "engie" and even makes a comment about how saying "demoman" felt weird, love the details and references to the fan nick names
Quick note: she also says "heavy" instead of "heavy weapons guy"
soldier literally says "thanks, engie" after teleporting
“Demo” and “Engie” are nicknames that came from lines in the game
@@theredactediq-2467Game itself doesnt call Heavy as Heavy weapons guy anyway
Soldier had referred to Engineer as “Engie” for the entirety of the game's existence when he uses a teleporter. And medic calls them Demo and Engie in the MvM voice lines. “Engie is dead!” - “Demo is dead!”
pauling is so nice to pyro. i love it
Bowser Main more like pity
Eevee Infinite Cause alot probably fear him
Zeb no its his stupid goggles on him
...death
@@rig7977 she wouldn't. she's really tough. I don't think she would be scared of pyro.
as a french guy when i heard miss pauling trying to talk french i was so disapointed that i ate my baguette and i tried to choke my self with a croissant...... it didn't work.
Jean Lapointe lmao
Stereotypes at it again
Part of the joke is Ms. Pauling has a terrible accent
U try snorting snails?
Je suis un ananas 🍍 REEEEEEEEE. The only thing I can say in French....
I love how pauling acts like pyro is a little child
It's the goggles that make him that way, so yeah
He may as well be one.
Dude basically is one.
A child that can start a forest fire with ease
Purple-glitchy-hair :3 so my sister?
I find it interesting how she respects heavy to a point where she doesn't try to joke with him much.
TimeyWimey even saying she has a job for him and Sasha going along with the fact he named and loves his gun
@@katonnorHeavy gets enough jokes from domination lines XD
"Hi Pyro! I need something i need you to do, Okay buddy?"
*Later...*
*_Multiple different types of screaming and smoke flying in the air_*
im doing a gud job
*_Hudda Hudda Hud_*
*Mmmmphhhhhh mmmmmmmpphhhh intensifies*
Its funny becouse this played while I was reading the comments.
Hudda hudda hudda
Miss Pauline:people who scream medic are usually dying
Me: yeah ok let's go with that
IKR I AS A MEDIC MAIN HAVE TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS WHO SCREAM FOR HELP WHILE IM HEALING SOMEONE WITH 25 HEALTH WHILE THEY HAVE 120 SOMETHING HEALTH AND EVEN FOR A HEAVY THATS OK I AM TIRED OF THESE IMBECILES
Mlg Darth Vader dont need to get in that problem if you use crusader's crossbow.Just shot them once and ignore them later
King Alpaca SAME
I have had good team mates die because one special ass hole called my name.
Shook Dice That's why I always look at the Sign/Speech Bubble sort of thing that appears on the screen whenever someone calls for Medic. Is it white, they probably haven't lost any health, or just a bit. Then I care about the ones that actually need healing first. If it's very close to red or red, then I'll search for them
Ms. Pauling is such a dork, I love her.
*Scout would like to know your location*
Dad: _why is scout here?_
She needs to go back to the chess club
Yes she was in the chess club
Same,
@@neonsolace2748 miss howard
"Hey Pyro, I need this done quitely."
She says to the guy with the flamethrower.
"Heavy, I need this quiet. Well, you're always quiet."
*Revs gun loudly*
To be fair heavy can just fullforce ear clap someone to kill them
Well, Heavy is quite quiet off the battlefield, like in Expiration Date or the comics.
She basically want heavy to use tomislav
tomislav
2:28.
I can speak fluent Pyro. Allow me to translate.
“Let’s get those nasty snail sucking, sentry sapping baguettes and turn em in to French fries.”
respect
As a pyro main and one of the fluent pyro speakers that you're 100% right
Indeed
@@kechapper same, also hello fellow pyro main
Wait pyro is TRANSLATABLE?
"Soldier, its Pauling son, your country needs you." Indeed we need him, rest in peace soldier, we will forever be your maggots.
Y E S!
Yes sir!
🥺
Golden Turtle. Dude I thought you said we will forever be in your maggots
@@lockheed6859 Lol, I mean, if you love Rick May that much, you could?
I wish Miss Pauling actually had more roles in the game than just in one update filled with contracts.
*two updates
Maybe three now that the pyro update will have contracts (I think).
Miss Pauling should be the 10th class! She has a gun already, and she's been shown using some of the mercenaries weapons too, such as the shotgun. And she could have the fire axe as a melee. It'd be perfect!
BooMan It has been stated that it will have contracts, but they're redoing the way they make the contracts, so it's kind of a choose your own adventure thing
Alright yeah I thought I heard about something like that, I just wonder if they're keeping the pauling voice lines for them.
I like how with the rare contract lines she speaks more friendly
She also speaks to the mercenaries in a certain that relates to how they act
And then there's
"Demo, Pauling, I got a job that requieres no depth perception"
"Just kidding, if I was your liver I would be screaming."
almost as disrespectful as the classes themselves
there was also a line from spy that said "I only finished what your liver started"
personnaly, i prefer "here's what i have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!"
Ach look who's crawlin back.
I never turly left ye.
Ah know liver
Demoman talking to his liver in the latest comic
TheWinglessArtist I read that right as she said it O_o
0:37
"Hey, scout, I need you.. I-I mean for.. this"
the *Shiped* has sailed
Donnovan Dalusong
While it never actually has been confirmed, Miss Pauling might be a lesbian.
Bleugh Trash welp *Shiped* has canceled 😭
That's the attitude of a quitter, Donnovan
tsundere confirmed.
6:34 sfm made me forget that heavy is canonically a quiet intellectual
"No u"
Iz nice.
Iz nice
In game: HAHAHAHAHA EEEEEIYAAAAAA
@@Blade_wolf729 Iz nice
Pauling: if i was you're liver id just be screaming
Demo : *(
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"demo? its your liver. just kidding, if i was your liver i would be screaming"
She is roasting queen
"I need a job that requires killing people and blowing up everything else"
Demoman can do that best when DRUNK
Allll to true
Ouch
0:25
"I need something done fast"
"I thought of you."
I take it the date didn't go well Scout?
Fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Get in there. Pop the Uber. Get out with the Intel. Mission complete... *and do it fast*
*Get’s attacked by giant bread in less than 5 seconds*
Fast.
No it didn't he told me about it
Damn Scout I'm sorry ;_;
Demo, its your liver. Just kidding if I was your liver id be screaming.
I cried.
Miss Pauling honestly sounds like a character from the 2000s sent back to 1950
tbh considering the nature of the tf2 world and lore, that wouldn’t be surprising.
@@californiaball2599 There is 1 tf2 comic with a time-travelling engineer from 1999
2:18 i cant go without having my happyness overflow because Miss Pauling treats Pyro like a kid when he gets rare contracts and its just, *MMMYYAYAYAAAAAAAAAA*
Was that a jojo music reference?
@@portalworld9880 no I don't even watch JoJo
I like how everyone is afraid of Pyro (He/She is insane) and the only people who respect him/her is Miss Pauling and Engineer who treat him like a child
Roy The Idiot
better then nothing I guess 🤷♂️
Scorpion Stings It’s a fucking it
Pauling: Hey Scout, I need you. i mean... for this.
Scout: *_h a r d_*
*shhhh*
Peepee engorged.
Mad “Milk” maker activated
Horny jail.
scout be like,,,, aaaaa go crazy aaaaaaaaaaaaa go stupid,, go crazy
For how little she appears, Pauling Is one of the best characters in the TF universe.
President Moose Saxton is the best character
One day off a year
Seriously
nah
Like.. there's no bad written characters at all
I love how miss Pauling is so respectful about their quirks, backgrounds, and even possible disabilities. The way she talks to Pyro makes me so happy.
She made fun of them
Respectful, but when she talks to scout she just wants him to shut up lol
Pauling making muffling sounds to pyro as she's speaking his language is hilarious lmao
As a Pyro main I love to hear these voice clips when I respawn, something about that "hey buddy" is really adorable
Also Pauling:
"Spy, you have visible stink lines coming from your mask"
7:25 "The people screaming that are usually dying"
You wish, you wish...
Rex Orbis
Yeah!
Being surounded by Scouts on 120 health repeatedly scraming "Medic! Doc!Come on Doc!" Is one of the worst Feelings when you know there are Heavys , soldiers , Demos, maybe even Pyros Out there who Need your Help but you've gotta heal those idiots
(SCHWEINHUNDS!)
First.
or that soldier your healing who can't do anything unless he has 300 hp at all times and calls for medic when TWO medics are healing him
"engie, i need someone who can read, you are my only hope"
Heavy: has phd in russian literature
Medic: I doubt he can't read
Spy: has a taunt that is literally reading
Miss Pauling pls
Sleepy Lee09 Probably complex analysis or something that requires complex maths that a Russian or even a medic cant do.
Shes probably stroking his ego so hes more likely to help
Poker night is not canon.
They probably can't read English
I can read too
Yo, pass the aux cord.
“You best not be playing trash.”
“SCOUT, PAULING HERE.”
I love his she speaks to each one differently, she really knows them
Talking to soldier in patriotic terms, or using a much softer, almost baby voice for pyro.
Calling out sniper for pissing in a jar, or trying to poke some fun with the character, using their accents
Except for heavy
@@baitthewhoosh5739
She talks to Heavy as the simple, stoic big guy that he is. To the point with very few words.
I'M SORRY BUT PAULING BEING WHOLESOME WITH PYRO HAS ME CRYING
Then again if you knew if you didn't respect someone who is potentially a mentally unstable lunatic that can turn you into charcoal...
Those two are definitely friends
@@LavenderJJ_ i mean, everyone of them is a mentally unstable lunatic
Right?? It's adorable!
Well pyro is practically a child
"This one requires no depth perception... you in?" That's why I love this game.
someone should make a mod which makes it impossible to perceive any depth when playing as Demo
@@anintruder477 I remember watching a video like that actually
“Hey scout, I’m assuming your talking right now, stop.”
My god she knows to talk to each class so well.
Correct
@@hobooffthestreet mudad???
to talk to talk
legend loli oops sorry, I have a bad habit of doing that
@@AHappyPotato yeah me too me too
0:28 "Scout, first, no to whatever you're about to ask." LMAOOO I LOVE MISS PAULING'S ENERGYYY
"Engie, this job requires someone who can read... You're my only hope."
....
(this makes more sense if you read my name)
David Lennyman its star wars m8 Obi Wan kenobi youre my only hope
He and spy could read
Invenblocker spy and medic?
As far as we know, Scout and Soldier are the only ones who have been confirmed as being unable to read.
There has yet to be showed evidence that Pyro can read.
The reast are most likely able to read.
Still doesn't change Pauling's voice line.
Scout will always dream of having Miss Pauling talk to him like how she talks to Pyro.
Scout hates me because of this
HeY tHeRe BuDdY
Especially the one where she sounds like she has something in her mouth
@@pyro1436 Scout hates anyone more popular than him.......which is everyone
PYRO wait I thought you said mmmmphmmphmm
3:31
Demo its your liver.
I'm kidding it's miss pauling, if i was your liver i just be screaming
Best Joke form Miss Pauling
Ouch
@@flying_gorilla8069 Yes indeed if you were his liver it would hurt a lot
I laughed so hard when i heard it
This one made me actually laugh
I actually laughed out loud when I heard this
I love the idea that Engi is literally the only one who can read
i’m sure medic can read to some extent
probably also heavy, since i think he has a phd in russian literature
And Soldier who is a Lawyer
Id be shocked if spy couldn't read
@@drnorse3243
well yeah, but reading english
2:29 she sounds like a dying Kermit the frog
yeah no
Kermit while kermiting suicide
Looks like Kermit being strangled
Kermit gets strangled the movie
Everyone leave before more stupidity is kermited
"Engie, I need someone who can read, you're my only hope"
Can't atleast the medic read too?
Sammy Ho Heavy can too i think he must if he has a degree in Russian Literature.
Mercs who can read: Medic, Engineer, Heavy (Russian) and spy
Mercs who might be able to read: Demoman, Pyro, Sniper
Mercs who cant read: Scout, Soldier,
Yeah, that line confuses me like mad. Even if Medic doesn't have a license anymore, he was able to get one, implying that he can read... so... maybe not English?
Theres a running joke about how engineers have terrible english skills, maybe that one was sarcasm?
@@blueberry1c2 I thought that was artistic skills. There's a joke about them with English too?
1:23 "you're doing hero's work"
me as soldier: **trying to rocket jump on top of a place I can't reach even with rockets**
lol
Me spamming M1 with beggars:....... I what?
Me as soldier: rocket jumps into the entire enemy base and kills 5 people via suicide bombing: yes you can count on me
You can with trasher's bazooka!
*”C’mere Cupcake!” (suicide bombs the enemy team)*
7:19
Pauling: *[E]*
Medic: *SIGH*
Pauling: *Keeps talking*
Medic: *Slowly raises revolver to himself* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!-
The rare ones are just.. just... *Beautiful*
Hey pyro, mmpphmmph
Baguette? Oui?
Thats why they're rare
HOWDY PARTNER! I’M...so sorry
MEEDIIIC! That was..just an impression.
9:07 Literally everybody whenever they try to do a French impression
hon hon baugette eiffel tower
Je trouve l’anglais beaucoup plus difficile à apprendre
@@raptorr575 ça l'est pas, non.
@@dartog4967 Pour moi ça l'est.
@@raptorr575 tu es français?
*I T S P A U L I N G*
I H A V E A J O B F O R Y O U
M E D I C K
PAULING HERE
*P A U L I N G*
*H E R E*
I love how she comes off as really liking the mercs while also being fairly socially awkward. She tries to match their energies and get the job done. She's a good woman. Aside from the murder.
0:31 "Scout, it's Pauling, I'm assuming you're talking right now please stop"
Near exact copy from a comment 5 months older.
Flora Dedaj Maybe because it’s in the fucking video?
The Face of Regret Notice how he didn’t reply.
And I didn’t
shes trying so hard to relate to all the classes
god bless
It's working
Yes she is being relatable
I like how the Administrator only specifically asks for the Engineer.
Since he's grandson of the inventor of the Immortality device.
And Heavy
Heavy and Engie are the only stable mercs, so it makes sense. Everyone else ranges from a little crazy to complete lunatic.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth actually scout is more sane than the heavy, heavy literally tortured a enginner and laughed about it
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth I'd say Sniper and Spy are pretty stable.
The way she talks to each of them uniquely to encourage them to do their jobs (mainly with rare contracts)
Ms. Pauling: “Hey Pyro! MmmmmphmmmmmMMmmmmMmmmmphmmmMmmmmmm!”
Pyro: “Pauling, why did you just call my mom 7 different types of fat?”
She said: Mei from overwatch is better than you
PYRO, promise me you’ll understand.
* clears throat *
MmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMmMmMMmMMmmMmMmMmmMmpphh!!
Do you understand?
Kitana Lathrope I can speak pyro and I don’t know why your want to make the Soviet Union with a Cheeto and watch the crowds premiere at 2013 even though it just pasted like 7 years ago
Ppsteve... please say you’re joking.. MmmmmMnMmMnPhmmMmMmmMmPh!
@@pyro1436 wtf did you just said about him you little bicth
Ms Pauling: MmmMmPHhMmMphHMmM
Pyro: (wondering why she said the n-word in 40 different languages while using pyro's family as hostages in Russia using an inflatable hammer from the dollar store)
She said: wanna f**k spy
In 12 different languages
@Adoki it was 1971or somewhere around there
@@pyro1436 what the fuck
(Whats with the spy and fucking the people Scout loves)
@@GhaniKeSawah no reason
Me at 10pm: I should go to sleep
Me at 3am: *P A U L I N G H E R E*
6am
Oh god me right now
Its 3am now
Avi Maru I’m literally looking at this at 3 AM
4 AM , god i need to sleep more
Miss.Pauling is so wholesome with the "success" voice lines.
I love how she talks to pyro
Stryder 353 same XD
>:(
*H E Y P Y R O*
It seems like she treats pyro like a child or something?
@@legendarytat8278 pyro is childish (look at Meet the Pyro) sooooooooooooo........ yeah you need to talk like his nature 2:18
1:39 That explains the neck snap in the comic.
No comments rly
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@@SKYN1K YEP
“i took care of that DNA test for you”
5:36
*HOWDY PARDNER, I'M-* SO sorry for that.
When that nice person tries to do something rude but takes it back immediately
Perfect timing again
That quote right there reminds me of Jaiden Animations
Luckily she said sorry, the engineer finished up his sentry
3:19 Only Pauling could get away with a mom joke
Spy:
@@lynxhunterhe isn’t joking tho lmao
It's comic canon that Demo's mum actually is angry at him "not working enough" and not being fully blind yet
“Hey scout I need you...I-I mean f-for this...”
And she just shipped herself with scout
Valve is making the fandom go crazy
@@moistisverydead9191 you are 2 months late, buddy.
@@moistisverydead9191 expiration date
*shhhh*
@@hobooffthestreet are you going to reply "shhh" everytime someone says something about your feelings for pauling ?
I like how for rare contract on pyro she speaks like a mom to a child to pyro.
Yes I have this headcanon Pauling is like a mom to Pyro so whenever she visits hes always trying to be near her or help in his weird Pyro way. Scout sometimes takes it the wrong way. Then Engineer and Pauling beat Scouts ass. =u=
Mommy?
HrmMmmMmMmm
Not again
@@alexp4560 By helping in their weird pyro way you mean trying to set everything on fire lmao
@@alexp4560 no its cus pyros goggles make the world seem amazing, so in order to keep the facade you have to speak to him like you arent in a war
@@TheJinx64 It's not because of the goggles apparently, Pyro genuinely is just insane and schizophrenic
"Howdy pardner, I'm.. so sorry about that." I died
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oh shit you need an ambulance or something?
I like how Pauling treats Pyro like a child, that’s cute
He is a child in a arsonists body
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