Professionals have standards Be polite *Proceeds to insult everyone like a madman* Be efficient *Misses a shot to an enemy in point blank range* Have a plan to kill everyone you meet *Proceeds to be friendly*
There seem to be two sets of certain lines to that end- Some of the payload quotes for example have a shouted version for when he’s right there in the action, and a whispered version for when he’s watching the battle talking mostly to himself
I really appreciate that Sniper has both "shouting" lines for when he's yelling to his team, and quieter lines for when he's talking to himself. Really helps reinforce the concept that Sniper is comfortable both with the team, and alone.
Fun fact for those that didn't know! When sniper refers to another one of the mercs as a 'fruit shop' (or something along the lines),is because part of the brain that snipers tend to aim for is referred to (as a nickname) as the 'Apricot'.
I love how sniper says you have to be respectful even though he throws piss at people, insults them to death, and says the most rude and "offensive" lines. Best character
Quiet sniper: Quiet, asmr-ish voice that might give you goesbumps and send chills down your spine. Loud sniper: CRacKY LO ud SNIPY, G et TO TH e cart MATE
10:11 really tickles my funny bone for some reason. Like everyone else has these epic one liners when they come back but sniper's genuine confusion cracks me up
How to become sniper: 1.Buy a sniper 2.Pee in jars 3.Be from Zealand 4.Throw piss at people 5.Be raised in Australia 6.Clarify to your parents that you're not a crazed gunman
trap ninjas MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, I WAS GONNA MAKE A COMMENT SAYING THIS EXACT THING I mean like everyone else is (mostly) screaming and freaking out when they’re on fire, and understandably so (Spy has probably just gone into shock so he’s unable to respond to the situation properly lol), but Sniper’s the only one who actually sounds like he’s in pain.
I played OW a lot last year and got back into TF2 a lot recently with this channel taking off. I have say, for a mindless shooting game, a bunch of psychopathic bloodthirsty mercenaries makes a lot more sense than the forced PC teen superhero cast of Overwatch.
Samantha Hybryds I completely forgot he said that and now I’m dying of laughter😂😂 Even better, he finishes the quote with “Didja get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?”
Sniper’s Domination lines when he snipes you: (gravelly, husky, weirdly seductive) Sniper’s Domination lines when he kills you up close: *GOTCHA YA SPASTIC LIDDLE GREMLIN*
@@lok4890 i actually really love that they paid attention to that. normally when you play sniper youre so far from the enemy that they wouldnt hear you even if you shouted the insult so he would definitely save the comment for his own personal entertainment. considering how every shot is a chance to own hard or get owned... especially if its that damn crack addled mosquito scout.
The fact that there is a little idea going around that scout is the way he is because of ADHD, it makes sniper calling him a spastic gremlin all the more special
Fun Fact: John Patrick Lowrie (the voice of Sniper) is married to the voice of the Announcer, who also is more well known for voicing GLaDOS, Ellen McClain.
4:20 valve knew what they were doing when they made Sniper's domination voice lines sound a little seductive, like come on. "I reckon you're gonna get real used to looking up at me" *COME **_ON_*
real talk, the sniper would be amazing at ASMR. his voice just works with it, I actually started feeling relaxed when he whispered insults into my ears
Is someone going to count every goddamn time he like just mumbles in his deep and rough voice. You can hear the panties dropping every time that happens.
i made this fore myself so i can find all the voice lines but others can use it too! 0:00 activate charge 0:05 capped control point 0:10 capped intel 0:17 tie 0:23 on fire 0:26 award unlocked 0:45 battlecry WILL NOT ADD MORE! 13:45 thanks!
I think the reason he sounds so sexual most of the time is because he's keeping his voice down, something a sniper who's likely going to be perched and hiding for a battle is going to do a lot of.
The domination lines catered to specific classes really insult that character in their soft spots. It really shows how long all the mercs have hung around each other to the point where they know all their major and minor flaws.
![[GMOD] Counter-Fortress Source](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oXt8Zrq6W50/mqdefault.jpg)
One moment he's whispering seductively in my ear and the next he's violently yelling at me
Just like a real boyfriend.
@@imdreamingagain2518 You might need a different boyfriend...
Pretty goddamn hot if I do say so myself
That sounds about right
Honestly I don't know which one is turning me on...probably the yelling
"Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!" Ouch...
once upon a time i was a medic main, then this happend...
that med catched fire without any pyro
roast!
Nurse!? That's two roasts in one!!! He just called him a girl!
Too slow, medicine woman!
Valve: here's a nasty australian man who kills people and pisses in jars
The fandom: this is the sexiest man i've seen in my life
He’s not even Australian he’s from New Zealand!
HEEL YEA
WHAT ABT IT?
@@entr0pixMedic is RIGHT THERE
Go piss girl!
sniper has two sides
1. really seducutive
2. *yells in austrailian*
Real
@@topazstars7734real
You are so real for that😭
For me it’s
1. asmr
2. racist
Hot australian vs angry australian
Sniper has two personalities:
_Hot Sniper_ *Angry Sniper*
One could say he's an anger sniper
GermanGamer7 lol
Angy
Majør CATS sometimes both
Hawt ANGERY
*Sniper gently brushes the hair out of your eyes*
“You’ve got a forehead on you like a coffee table.”
WHEEZING RN STOP
Me: bye, I’m heading to Brazil
lmaooo
hA-
best character imagine i've ever read
Professionals have standards
Be polite
*Proceeds to insult everyone like a madman*
Be efficient
*Misses a shot to an enemy in point blank range*
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
*Proceeds to be friendly*
this needs to be done
*SNOIPENS A GOOD JOB M8*
Well as sniper once said
"Yeah that seems about right"
Friendly? Just when we need em NOT to be.
Be polite
Oh you mean
PISS TIME
I like how a lot of these are really...whispery. He *is* a sniper so he’s kinda meant to be quiet and he’s mostly by himself
And then sometimes he just fucking screams
There seem to be two sets of certain lines to that end- Some of the payload quotes for example have a shouted version for when he’s right there in the action, and a whispered version for when he’s watching the battle talking mostly to himself
God hes good at being an owl
Idk why dithery did the whispery voices but okay
*laughs in trade plaza with the entire team being snipers*
I really appreciate that Sniper has both "shouting" lines for when he's yelling to his team, and quieter lines for when he's talking to himself. Really helps reinforce the concept that Sniper is comfortable both with the team, and alone.
*Y e s*
@@whatever-happened-to-marti Y E S S S
He is a sniper, and grew up in the bush, so yeah
Pretty sure the whisper is when you’re scoped
Hes the epitomy of backseat gaming
0:43 when your mate finds apples
Oh my god
What the XD
DEAR GOD
Why did I laugh at this XD
this is stupidly hilarious
8:08 help me painis down
Дима Полищук you hear that? That's the sound of me choking on my drink because of laughing too much
Дима Полищук God damn ot
Help me pee this dad
Help me penis dad
Really Funny Dude
@Henry 2345
When your painis is up
7:42 “I was never on your side either!”
....
“...WANker!”
he had to get that insult in there somehow
9:49-10:05 Find a man that talks to you like the Sniper talks to MVM loot.
Edit: Wow, y'all thirsty.
Smileandwavelol aGREED
My body couldnt handle that
Uhh... Looks like my nose is bleeding...
HIS VOICE MAKES ME MELT LIKE PUTTY
@@metalocalypseluvr .....fuck dis shit i am out
Quiet Sniper: nice voice bordering the absolute sexyness.
Loud Sniper: "THERE'S A SPOI AROUND HEAR!!! OI MATE!!!"
The whiplash I get from him going from
*Charge me doctor~*
To
*AAAAAAHHH, FIRE-*
is insane
Peververt dirty minded
"P e v e r v e r t"
DA KARTS JUS SITTIN THERE
I Have a Dirty Mind As Well 😏😏😏
Fun fact for those that didn't know!
When sniper refers to another one of the mercs as a 'fruit shop' (or something along the lines),is because part of the brain that snipers tend to aim for is referred to (as a nickname) as the 'Apricot'.
If true. Awesome fact👍
Honestly thought all this time that he was just calling them gay. This is better but also him calling them gay is funnier to me
@@scribbly07lmfao
That's actually genius
It's because fruit shops are stereotypically owned by immigrants
I can smell his breath through my headphones
It's like a mix between pepperoni and coffee
I SMELL IT OH GOD IM GOING TO THROW UP 🤢🤢🤢
mmm... coffee and australian goodness
@@graciewoodrum270 He brushes his teeth tho.. 3:
Damn dog food and, *sniff sniff* dog piss.
I love how sniper says you have to be respectful even though he throws piss at people, insults them to death, and says the most rude and "offensive" lines.
Best character
Chris P. Bacon the true professional
i mean if you were a mercenary that constantly pissed in a jar you’d have the urge to throw it at someone
I’d say the most vulgar mercenary is pyro. Especially when they say, “MMMMPH!!!” Real offensive.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
@Courier 9 555 likes
Sniper: *speaks*
Everyone: *N U T*
@TheSmolRevfinderChild basically..
Nut
**pp elongates**
@@poopythicckums2232 😅
All girls: S C R E E C H
@@nataliab9317 #antigacha
Quiet sniper: Quiet, asmr-ish voice that might give you goesbumps and send chills down your spine.
Loud sniper: CRacKY LO ud SNIPY, G et TO TH e cart MATE
DontTouchThatSentry i love your avatar
Loud sniper: (Gordon Ramsey voice) WH ERE'D YOU BLOODY LEARN TO PU SH A C A R T
DontTouchThatSentry THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL PIECE OF PISS, YOU FRUIT SHOP OWNERS
AND THEY HAD TO START WITH THE ASMR HUSKY VOICED ONES. I GOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD
Damn son u got me there m8
4:05 The Scout is a S*fart noise*py
Kludge I CAN’T BREATHE
😂😂😂
The Scout is a SPHY!
lol!
Dat Scoot is a Bloody Spy!
10:11 really tickles my funny bone for some reason. Like everyone else has these epic one liners when they come back but sniper's genuine confusion cracks me up
That heavy is dead
That’s the most reasonable reaction to coming back from the dead
@@mateorios1636 THE HEAVY IS DEAD???
@@alienbonez correct
:D
So, did you see the murderer?@@mateorios1636
How to become sniper:
1.Buy a sniper
2.Pee in jars
3.Be from Zealand
4.Throw piss at people
5.Be raised in Australia
6.Clarify to your parents that you're not a crazed gunman
THE ENGINEER IS A SPY!
I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
*HEADSHOT*
RED Engie Actually he's really from New Zealand.
Sabs246810 He's an Australian citizen, but in one of the comics we find out he was actually born in New Zealand, to parents from New Zealand.
Why is sniper the only one who sounds like he's in actual pain while on fire
trap ninjas Spy is better.
"I do believe I'm on fire".
demo?
MY FLESH!!!!
@@desperate.1897 I AM MELTINGGGGG
trap ninjas MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, I WAS GONNA MAKE A COMMENT SAYING THIS EXACT THING
I mean like everyone else is (mostly) screaming and freaking out when they’re on fire, and understandably so (Spy has probably just gone into shock so he’s unable to respond to the situation properly lol), but Sniper’s the only one who actually sounds like he’s in pain.
4:20
9:46
11:02
just saving these... for personal use
Personal use? Hell no, I'm using that too
Where's the Reddit Bot that normally appears out of nowhere when someone mentions 69 or 420.
What the actual fuck
@@clashoclan3371 r/thisisnotreddit
*_Wait a minute..._*
Thank u
widowmaker has nothing on this Aussie assassin.
ness hailing from onett Agreed, m8.
A pornstar vs a piss-in-a-jar throwing australian.
And widowmakers gun is a machina that can't penetrate enemies or gets damage bonus.
I played OW a lot last year and got back into TF2 a lot recently with this channel taking off.
I have say, for a mindless shooting game, a bunch of psychopathic bloodthirsty mercenaries makes a lot more sense than the forced PC teen superhero cast of Overwatch.
don't forget he gets headshots faster than widowmaker's slow ass scope being prepared and the charge for it to kill someone
11:29 Oh my god, you've been shot.
Samantha Hybryds I completely forgot he said that and now I’m dying of laughter😂😂
Even better, he finishes the quote with “Didja get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?”
no shit *SHERLOCK*
K-Source funny, did laugh
i love that line
Sniper having a soft and seducive voice at 10:03
"Hehehe, You don't see a lot of these~"
Also Sniper: "THE ROBOTS ARE POUNING THE BLODDY GATE!"
he went from 69% to 100% real quick
@@cockisinnhehehe 69
Sniper’s Domination lines when he snipes you: (gravelly, husky, weirdly seductive)
Sniper’s Domination lines when he kills you up close: *GOTCHA YA SPASTIC LIDDLE GREMLIN*
Of course, why would he scream from so far away?
He is talking to himself most of the time
@@lok4890 i actually really love that they paid attention to that. normally when you play sniper youre so far from the enemy that they wouldnt hear you even if you shouted the insult so he would definitely save the comment for his own personal entertainment. considering how every shot is a chance to own hard or get owned... especially if its that damn crack addled mosquito scout.
The fact that there is a little idea going around that scout is the way he is because of ADHD, it makes sniper calling him a spastic gremlin all the more special
10:24 is probably where half of you are here for
0:21 for me
I’m here for alright
Damn right
Ah, PISS!
bagel gore 1:36 Is for me
It's so cute when he calls engie "truckie" ^^ 13:49
When the garbage truck gets your trash
No
even better when he calls scout a 'precious little posey' in the most aggressive way possible
10:24 the way how he says "ah piss" is just so damn good.
he legit sounds so frustrated
Aagh, *P* iss.
10:24
*WHY IS IT SO SATISFYING*
@@etherealelysium8834 Ah thank you
@@NeonBlueLight no problem
his accent makes the "activate charge" thing sound....sexual.
CHARGE ME DOCTOR
@@x_cross9248 ya
Did ya not hear Domination at all?
Medic: ....Fuck zis... (Medic disconnected)
Now doctor...now (sounds like they're lovers, but 'aight)
‘Hate to break it to ya, your own team paid me to do that.’
That’s probably one of the rawest lines I’ve ever heard.
INCOMING!
INCOMIIIING!
IIIIINCOOOOMMMIIIING!
incoming.
cracked me up a good one lads.
Mr. ML&G When yelling just doesn’t work
Whoa, didn't expect to see you here, love your videos.
eeyyy look who's there get a verificated mark mha boi
8:19
(4:18) "That spy is an anime!"
He’s not wrong though
Yes! Yes! MON DIEU!
Right:That Spy is an enemy
I am french
SO I am ze spy
Spy: omaewa mu shinderu
Sniper: NANI!?
Spy: *Backstabs*
8:23 It actually took me a few listens to hear this, his voice is so quiet when he’s looking through the scope
And then you get jumpscared by
*J A R A T E*
@@madam-mintLMAOOO
Fun Fact:
John Patrick Lowrie (the voice of Sniper) is married to the voice of the Announcer, who also is more well known for voicing GLaDOS, Ellen McClain.
#FactsThatIDidntWantToKnowButWhatever
Delete this now before crazy artists ship sniper with glados!!!
Why is this oddly wholesome? This made my day
@@BraixenKartzem #Uselesshashtag
She also voiced the Turrets in Portal
i like the distinction between when he's looking through the scope and then he isnt
Joseph S. Yeah same. I love me a quiet Snipes
Scope=asmr
No scope=loud af
4:20 valve knew what they were doing when they made Sniper's domination voice lines sound a little seductive, like come on.
"I reckon you're gonna get real used to looking up at me" *COME **_ON_*
C O M E O N
*sweating*
This comment section is amazing... i've found my people
I mean, they even made him like a pervert (kind of).
"I'll be back in five minutes"
Round 2
*"COULDN'T SKIP AROUND THAT COULD YA? YA PRECIOUS LITTLE POSY!"*
Also....
*"Now, Doctor... NOW..."*
Pfp source?
12:03 I actually laughed at that cause it was so unexpected
theosw *taps* oh yeah *loading*
@Taza in Spanish Okay
@@_RegenIAm *and they never got their answer...*
@@_RegenIAm *You're dead..*
chop chop
9:10 “ready to meet sharpy?”
9:18 “stab, stab, stab.”
12:44 “the old ‘chop, chop’”
These just crack me up
"sharpy" i what i call my machette.
4:02 when sniper got 5 backstab in a row
EVERYTHING IS A SPY! THE LAND IS A SPY! THE SKY IS A SPY! I AM A SPY!!
Wasabi Tsoi THAT DISPENSER IS A SPY THAT TURRET IS A SPY THAT COW CUTOUT IS A SPY 2FOT IS A SPY
Wasabi Tsoi ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS PERFECTLY TRUE
(yes that's how I feel when that happens no joke)
Wasabi Tsoi *trows jarate everywere
Wasabi Tsoi He could be you! He could be me! He could even b-
*gets backstabbed*
*achievement unlocked: get backstabbed 50 times*
OH. MY. GOD. I laughed so hard when I heard that! XD
I have spit all over my face from listening to this.
9:55 *OH MY FUCKING GOD-*
BRUH IM HANGING MY LEGS LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL IM A DUDW
@@2buberryhe has that effect on people!
MEEEEEP!
I audibly gasped like a schoolgirl when I got to that part no joke
I SCREAMED
fun fact: 5:00 is the sniper’s voice actor’s favorite line
You mean 4:59?
gg
Honestly, it is a really good one
Favoriting your own quotes
When you're 0.0000000001% Australian in your DNA test
That's the joke, lad.
piss of piss
Well raised in Australia sooo yeah, :salute:
He is technically a new Zealander but there's not much a difference of Australia and The New Zealand to be honest.
Yeah doesn't being raised in Australia means your grandfathered in? On that subject weren't Saxton Hale's parents or grandparents from the US?
1:47 he sounds like a dad yelling at his kids
My favorate line is
"Nonething personal mate I'm just better"
12:00
mine is "oh my god you've been shot, did you look at the handsome rogue who did it"
This is the Australian version of “nothin’ personal, kid”
Literally I was reading and that voice line sound exactly when I was reading this hahaha
my favorite is "skill aways beats luck"
and
"want to hear something funny? *you're dead* "
*camps behind you*
"Now,doctor.Now,doctor..."
Listen to that with eyes closed
*insert lenny face*
*tfw you ship Bushmedicine like theres no tomorrow*
just pointed out :P
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
diamantemine what time?
6:41 Love this one. Scout's an ankle biter confirmed⁉️
2:16 he sounds like gordon ramsey XD
poot poot
Gordan Ramsey Australian edition.
WHERES THE JARATE?
9:20 alright Jeff let's calm down
X Robinflight X nah more like joker
How about both? Both are good!
When you put a dorito in your mouth vertically
My father was a drinker, and a fiend.
Horror Nostalgia
4:08 no matter how many uses this voiceline gets, it never gets old.
Everytime his voice gets low my face gets hot
Nova_Symphony34 yes:)
saaame
I can soo relate
Nova_Symphony34 same honestly
Gay
2:20 Sniper attends his wife's delivery at the hospital
*p u s h*
*p u s h*
*p u s h*
Glados is having a baby! OH MY GOD!
*P U S H*
i like how hes meant to be the quiet and reclusive type, yet he's affectionate in calling them lads or boys
14:50 to 14:54
**Sniper beatbox**
Beatbox in australian
Sniper in Friday night funkin??
No vay
@@learningtodrawslowly7213 😱😱😱😱😱
Someone: what kind of ASMR that you like?
Me: uhh..
SAME MATE
Especially class-specialized domination lines
WAVE G'BAY TO YOUR HEAD WANKER
ah, john patrick lowrie
a depressed civilian
an organized colonel
an angry and seductive australian
and a boat house husband
This is why Sniper is my favorite class
lol same
Same here xD
His voice is either sexy as hell or utter screaming and voice cracks and there is no in between-
i love the fact that a lot of his lines that are more "quiet" its because he's scoping, so you can tell that he's concentrated
Nobody:
Doctors during pregnancies:
2:21
"Lads"
.....Lad?
Replace doctors with FBI agents, and pregnancies with raids. Voila! Your sentence now make sense.
Lol
@@itspice8737 Whats
The
Problem
people say the sniper is calm but after this it's more like a 3rd of the time he sounds calm.
on second thoughts it's more like 2 3rds of the time he's calm.
"I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me."
i.... i-i need to sit down...
Had me red in the face dude, THE DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT- 😭😭🪭🪭
4:04 You can actually hear him spitting when he calls for spy...
Spffry
LMAO
@@oraandrip5266 xd
"That Scout is a Sp(fly noise)y!"
Pie here!
ASMR - TF2 Edition.
4:14 THE ENGINEEER [short pause] IS A SPOAI
4:27 god designing sweat pores
😭😭😭
LMAO take my infinity gauntlet
LMAO take my explosive vest
You could’ve made a waaaaayyy different joke there
wait that was actually really funny
Sniper: 7:25
Spy: “You disgust me, filthy jar-man!”
Sniper: Heads up!
Spy: (Gets Jarated) Is This Mon Dieu!
I HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS
Sniper: Backstab that you snake!
@@lulubelle0318Sniper: Cloak Your Way Out Of That One You Filthy Spook
real talk, the sniper would be amazing at ASMR. his voice just works with it, I actually started feeling relaxed when he whispered insults into my ears
what about that one "Incoming" that suddenly became asmr worthy
At least 20% of deaths by sniper are caused by standing still.
More like 60%
Or just picking heavy.
Speaking from experience.
I always imagined they were like:
Medic has uber? Why go for hin, there's a heavy behind him!
For which he is ever-thankful (wanker)
@@PeriapsisStudios2000 that didnt age well with the sniper bots lmao
5:28 "Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!" JESUS, Sniper!! He's already DEAD!
Sniper: *Says that*
Literally everyone: STOP!! STOP!! HE'S ALREADY DEAD
@@distresseddemon4236 I Read That In LazyPurple's Voice
Demoman: *equips sticky jumper with malicious intent*
10:12 Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
Spy and Engineer: The Heavy is Dead!
Sniper: the heavy is dead??
Spy: Correct!
*celebration*
So, did you see the murderer?
@@ITS_JAYJAY_2006 no. Sorry mate!
4:59 my favorite TF2 voice line of all time
It's also the Sniper VA's favorite line as well.
Is someone going to count every goddamn time he like just mumbles in his deep and rough voice.
You can hear the panties dropping every time that happens.
Squid Squt WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
(slowly pulls panties up) nothing to see here
@@polarmori :Y
@Carnage g o d sniper is pretty hot not gonna lie
Sorry my panties needs to stay on but once off when I really needed to *go*
Overwatch: heroes never die!
TF2: TAKE THAT YOU ONE EYED DRUNK!
Probably one of the most satisfying quotes besides owl head quotes 12:00
16:16 “Yes!” Sounds surprisingly similar to Mr Krabs in the episode “Krab Borg” for some reason.
I saw you again
Mmm which one man?
@@PavelKapusta1337 The one that goes 14:50.
15:32 children when they hear a swear for the first time
HAHAHAHA wanker.
"Got you right in the ovaries".... I mean
Timestamp?
Alunsinus Prime 11:53
@@dmittleman9757 my pp hard
oh jeez that's just...... sexual lmao
@@InqyKitti sniper hit the cumshot.
Sniper domination ASMR doesn't sound too bad.
Yeah, IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME
11:16 "cheating only gets you so far" meanwhile theres bots that snipe people to death.
10:12 The heavy is dead!
A) I think he’s alive B) Apple
*C) The Heavy is ded* D)The earth is flat
@@sumukusu *C O R R E C T !*
ATTEEEEEEEENTION
The heavy is dead
@@pokerexpresso We know!
@@maruchan_3479 who killed him?
@@marsyad6002 We don’t know!
Didn't expect a guy from down under to be such a smooth talker.
The bogans give us a shit reputation (or a shit stereotype god I hate tourists thinking I’m a bogan just because I happen to live in kangaroo land )
Oh he’s from down under alright
i made this fore myself so i can find all the voice lines but others can use it too!
0:00 activate charge
0:05 capped control point
0:10 capped intel
0:17 tie
0:23 on fire
0:26 award unlocked
0:45 battlecry
WILL NOT ADD MORE!
13:45 thanks!
thanks now I know how to spell appreciate
@@_trashythetrash1087 apricate*
N O W D O C T O R N O W
*NOW*
(in deep seductive voice)
*now doctah, n o w*
(11:25) quite a few fangirls in this comment section would likely say that that ‘bullet’ feels good
Oh Sniper, penetrate me with that 338~
@@Breakaway-ic5gj [gets fucking domed] kya~ sniper-senpai~
@@press8704 sniper staring in horror:
*slowly backs of
im gonna uh
*hhhuhuhuhhu get me out of here*
oh sniper kun
im not putting the fuckin squiggly
Me listening at the begging: “this guy is pretty good”
Me listening to the revenge lines” oh..... ohhhh I see why they really like him now....”
9:33 When gabe makes a tf2 sale-
I think the reason he sounds so sexual most of the time is because he's keeping his voice down, something a sniper who's likely going to be perched and hiding for a battle is going to do a lot of.
12:53 - Wave goodbye to your head!
"You're gonna get real use to looking up at me...see ya in 5 minutes" 😳😳😳
God damnit. I know he's sexy, but how do you all find innuendos for every line.
@@angryavocadoassassin8691 bottoms be bottoms
@@ThatOneShortieHo Not wrong.
Just remembered that Sniper is the 2nd tallest so him calling Scout "small" makes sense
One of my favorite lines of his is the one where he calls Scout an ankle biter
The domination lines catered to specific classes really insult that character in their soft spots. It really shows how long all the mercs have hung around each other to the point where they know all their major and minor flaws.
6:09 i died here. So hilarious
I JUST BANGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN
" I Like The World's Fattest Pizza "
-Stblackst Sniper
If Gordon Ramsay didn't cook for a living: video game version
This: *exists*
Fangirls and fanboys: oh hoHO-
Pretty much all of the Revenge lines are pure gold. "Oh my god you've been shot! Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?"