This TikTok Carnivore is Insane

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  • Опубліковано 10 бер 2023
  • TikTok carnivores, a group of people on the internet who eat nothing but meat, sugar, and butter and tell themselves it’s healthy. Today, we look at who might be the wildest TikTok carnivore yet, Butter Dawg. Buckle up.
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  • @peepysprite
    @peepysprite Рік тому +1789

    Look how flushed he is. His blood pressure is INSANE. I think he really is eating like this.

    • @thepetrarcticwar2778
      @thepetrarcticwar2778 Рік тому

      Could also be scurvy! Motherfuckin' Scurvy!

    • @peepysprite
      @peepysprite Рік тому +111

      @@thepetrarcticwar2778 IIRC the red spots from scurvy are usually on your shins, but maybe. All the carnivores I've seen _except this guy_ eat a lot of liver, which is one of your only meat-based sources of vitamin C.

    • @Terri_MacKay
      @Terri_MacKay Рік тому +83

      I spent the whole video wondering why his face was so red. Actually I spent this whole video trying not to vomit, but while trying to control my stomach, I was wondering why he was so flushed all the time. 🤮🤮

    • @jmcpike01
      @jmcpike01 Рік тому +28

      I hope he feels it was worth it when he's permanently on meds.

    • @doulikeeggs
      @doulikeeggs Рік тому +5

      off topic but i lov your pfp!❤

  • @blobtheblob7975
    @blobtheblob7975 Рік тому +2286

    with the red cheeks, i've got a feeling this guy is actually the real deal. red cheeks like that can be a sign of scurvy from a lack of vitamins or clogged arteries from all the butter. possibly both.

    • @Nugzwin
      @Nugzwin Рік тому +182

      Could also mean he's an alcoholic

    • @matthewedwards3094
      @matthewedwards3094 Рік тому +288

      ​@@Nugzwin Maybe he just needs to get really drunk before eating this stuff

    • @GoldVixen
      @GoldVixen Рік тому +86

      His face looks like a bad spray tan tbh

    • @shanescolaro455
      @shanescolaro455 Рік тому

      Butter doesnt clog your arteries clown

    • @basiliska
      @basiliska Рік тому +197

      imagine getting a pirate’s disease in the year 2023. crazy

  • @whybecauseweedbro8392
    @whybecauseweedbro8392 Рік тому +480

    High blood pressure, anemia,gout, possibly heart worms or tape worms. I couldn't event begin to think of all the things this guy's possibly has wrong with him

    • @flatpigeon9349
      @flatpigeon9349 Рік тому +23

      Yeah, because look at that flushed cheeks and those eyes. Poor guy.

    • @DANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAN
      @DANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAN 10 місяців тому +3

      Heart worms?

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh I thought meat was good for anemia, is it vegetables? Or both

    • @ksol77
      @ksol77 27 днів тому

      With the incentive that HE'S RAIL THIN, therefore, HE HAS TAPEWORMS. :(

    • @shadowfluff2255
      @shadowfluff2255 6 днів тому

      ​@@ravenID429Some meat is good and some plants are good. (I don't know which of each but I know some if both are)

  • @tobiasvilainnewman3569
    @tobiasvilainnewman3569 Рік тому +67

    "Testicle Butter Dog" sounds like an obscure sex act you'd find on Urban Dictionary.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 7 місяців тому

      imagine chewing on that shit. the texture, knowing that it's raw ass balls you're eating..... :(

  • @sohmmm
    @sohmmm Рік тому +838

    testicle butter dog is the combination of words I never thought I would hear

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +31

      Right?! And, as if the words themselves weren't horrifying enough, we had to watch him raw dog that food. 🤣

    • @elvinwisp
      @elvinwisp Рік тому +14

      ​@@feraltaco4783 I don't think you can even call that food 😂

    • @peepysprite
      @peepysprite Рік тому +6

      I've interacted with too many furries to be surprised by this phrase

    • @emongu1
      @emongu1 Рік тому +7

      the only way it could be worse is if it was dog testicle butter

    • @Internetgribbler
      @Internetgribbler Рік тому +1

      @@elvinwisp parasites: YOU ARE THE FOOD

  • @Beeperoni
    @Beeperoni Рік тому +619

    Yeah, those dark circles around his sunken eyes are a clear indicator of health.

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline Рік тому +87

      Dark circles and red, flushing, blushing cheeks...Such a contradiction on his face.

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt Рік тому +22

      Usually it's the vegans who look like that. Too much of anything is bad I guess.

    • @scharpmeister
      @scharpmeister Рік тому +24

      @@KFrost-fx7dt you know damn well you’ve never seen a vegan that looked like that why lie?

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt Рік тому +20

      @@scharpmeister I see them at my local health food store every time I go in there, buying their vegan stuff. They make me sad.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi Рік тому

      @@scharpmeister A lot of vegans I've seen that are 'raw food' or not taking vitamin and mineral supplements do have that sunken eyed, walking corpse look to them tbh. They look incredibly tired, their eyes look lifeless, and they are usually REALLY underweight. I'm talking very prominent collarbones, cheekbones, and knees. Not everyone who becomes vegan does it correctly. It can be just as unhealthy or even unhealthier than the standard american diet.

  • @-vaco-4648
    @-vaco-4648 Рік тому +160

    When someone tells you his favorite fair food as a child was a deepfried bull penis coated in chocolate you know he's trolling and he's not even trying to make it look real.

  • @Knifegash
    @Knifegash Рік тому +74

    This is the kind of kid that had no friends in school growing up, so he started doing disgusting things because it got a reaction out of everyone, and just kept escalating his debasement because he thought it made him popular, and then everyone just always knew his reputation as the freak they always knew he was.

  • @shottwice
    @shottwice Рік тому +1249

    It's actually shocking how many people think this is healthy to me. I mean seriously, who thinks only meat, sugar, and butter is good for your body?

    • @CarefulHowYouStep
      @CarefulHowYouStep Рік тому +49

      meat, and especially organs, ARE healthy for you. and so is natural fat. the difference is in their quality - like literally everything else.

    • @DesignatedMarksmanRonin
      @DesignatedMarksmanRonin Рік тому +1

      Well, there are still people who follow the food pyramid and think it was created by dieticians and scientists. 6-11 servings of grains and carbs a day? There's a reason half the country looks like our livestock.

    • @shottwice
      @shottwice Рік тому +67

      @@DesignatedMarksmanRonin Actually, carbs are not that bad (if consumed moderately). Carbs are converted into immediate energy. It's why athletes tend to eat a lot of pasta or rice before a marathon. It's quick energy to be burned off. Eating that amount of carbs can be quickly fixed with moderate exercise.

    • @shottwice
      @shottwice Рік тому +54

      @@CarefulHowYouStep yeah it is, but ONLY those is not. There are specific kinds of meat that become egregiously unhealthy if eaten in a careless manner.

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому +29

      Literally only just meat, sugar, and butter, is definitely not good lol, coming from someone who would eat a whole animal when possible.
      (I do like offal lol)

  • @PJTheSaltedPeanut
    @PJTheSaltedPeanut Рік тому +578

    There was a guy who ate raw meat on that TCL show I think it's called Picky Eaters.
    When they finally made him go to the dr, they found parasites in his gut!
    So you just might be right, August, there can possibly be something Living inside him! Because normally some kinds of fish are safe to eat raw like in sushi, and types of beef. But chicken can extremely dangerous to eat or undercooked or raw!

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 Рік тому +18

      If you eat raw beef youre pretty safe. He ate everything

    • @ArcyArc
      @ArcyArc Рік тому +10

      Omg not Freaky eaters and the fact I remember that episode too

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga Рік тому +56

      Eating raw chicken is the equivalent of playing Russian roulette. Not even exaggerating, in Russian roulette there's a 16% chance of dying, and almost 14% of raw chicken sold at stores has salmonella

    • @itsjoybitvh838
      @itsjoybitvh838 Рік тому +20

      @@clipsedrag13 depends on the condition of the beef

    • @junodoesworldbuilding2956
      @junodoesworldbuilding2956 Рік тому +34

      well sushi is not *inherently* safe; its mainly safe as the fish is killed and drained of blood quickly to prevent spoilage, and then immediately frozen to prevent potential bacterial buildup; improperly prepared sushi can be quite dangerous!

  • @moritzl4024
    @moritzl4024 Рік тому +70

    This guy is creepy af. For real, I get the chills watching this…

    • @tac6557
      @tac6557 Рік тому

      He look like ima find him doing upskirt pics/vids n the mall at 9 year olds

    • @FioTheCat
      @FioTheCat 9 місяців тому +1

      Same..

    • @altaisrs2857
      @altaisrs2857 6 місяців тому +4

      Uncanny valley D:

    • @hollygennaro5874
      @hollygennaro5874 4 місяці тому +4

      He's got the incel vibes cranked to the max. Those eyes have "Occupant has checked out" clearly posted. If I see him on one of those true crime videos, for ki11ing a gal who turned hi down, I would not be surprised. He just gives off that frantic, disturbing energy.

  • @Clockwork-Rat
    @Clockwork-Rat Рік тому +92

    The recipe that stood out the most to me was the beef crispies, not just because they're an affront to nature, but because he used greek yogurt instead of marshmallow floof, something that contains egg whites, Something high in PROTEIN

    • @adamjeviczki3175
      @adamjeviczki3175 8 місяців тому +3

      Most of the time, marshmallows don't contain egg whites, nor are they high in protein.

    • @lateformyownbirth
      @lateformyownbirth Місяць тому

      ⁠@@adamjeviczki3175 They’re made out of gelatin, aka collagen. They’re primarily made of protein and sugar, but they’re not ‘high in protein’ because a, there’s more sugar in there than protein and b, there is so much air in there.

  • @kaygratv
    @kaygratv Рік тому +476

    It's actually OK to just arrest people who haven't technically committed any crimes. That is what I've learned today.

    • @tootiredforthat
      @tootiredforthat Рік тому +5

      ​@R. P. Honestly I am all for that idea as well

    • @JediCloud
      @JediCloud Рік тому +4

      @R. P. I think you’re taking the comment too seriously, remember habeas corpus? It makes the observation funny instead of odd and inhumane
      If food crimes were a thing most Americans and UK-ers would immediately become criminals

  • @calessel3139
    @calessel3139 Рік тому +273

    Just remember, milk steak is traditionally served with cat food and an airplane glue chaser.

    • @basiliska
      @basiliska Рік тому +30

      don’t forget the jelly beans!

    • @2h1bby
      @2h1bby Рік тому +4

      “What are your dislikes”? -People’s knees

    • @normairizarryni
      @normairizarryni Рік тому +3

      With a side of jelly beans.

    • @markusklettke4841
      @markusklettke4841 Рік тому +3

      I thought it was served with an healthy helping of jelly beans xD

    • @WadeWilsonDP
      @WadeWilsonDP Рік тому +7

      Make sure you heat it up on the radiator so it stays tender.

  • @Admiral45-10
    @Admiral45-10 Рік тому +17

    3:24
    We can mention there is Polish traditional soup _(czernina),_ made of boiled blood from several diffrent animals, but it's boiled and I'm not sure anyone should be drinking raw one - especially if an animal had some veneric illness.

  • @CallMeHunee
    @CallMeHunee Рік тому +25

    BRUH! There should of been a warning for 3:08…. Lmfaoooo that face…. I’ll see that shit in my nightmares tonight 🤣🤣 omg, that shit scary!😅

  • @MyCatsToldMe2
    @MyCatsToldMe2 Рік тому +378

    I have an unsettling feeling he’s got a chopped up person in a freezer.

    • @saintsdecay420
      @saintsdecay420 Рік тому +22

      I was able to get out don't know how long I have.. please send help he's kidnapped me

    • @pancsaer2
      @pancsaer2 Рік тому +14

      @@saintsdecay420 You're gonna be a special guest in his next video. The main course! :)

    • @guidomista8833
      @guidomista8833 Рік тому +1

      @@pancsaer2 lol.....what

    • @pancsaer2
      @pancsaer2 Рік тому +6

      @@guidomista8833 No more needs to be said.

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn Рік тому +1

      ​@@saintsdecay420 nah ill let you stay in that freezer

  • @MoreEriksson
    @MoreEriksson Рік тому +278

    'Self-registered dietitian' 💀💀💀
    And I'm a self-appoint Lieutenant General.

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 Рік тому

      That's stolen valor, I'm telling your mommy!

    • @noirloo3159
      @noirloo3159 Рік тому

      Im glad I'm not the only one that caught that 💀

    • @gothic4151
      @gothic4151 Рік тому

      I'm a self registered psychologist if he's a self registered dietitian. 😂

    • @AmarettoTheFurry
      @AmarettoTheFurry Рік тому

      I’m a self-conceived Rear Admiral Upper Half then

    • @Ducksalesman
      @Ducksalesman Рік тому +1

      Well in that case I'm a self appointed emperor of rome

  • @zackimus
    @zackimus Рік тому +57

    This man turned to page 394 in a biology book, saw the term signaling molecules, and ran with it.

  • @yumekojabami233
    @yumekojabami233 Рік тому +11

    5:43 anyone else get agressions when people purposefully talk like a toddler

  • @Lex_Araden
    @Lex_Araden Рік тому +422

    Dude, what is with these carnivores not understanding that some of the foods they eat are plant based? Maple syrup and chocolate are the big offenders.

    • @yomo6624
      @yomo6624 Рік тому +3

      His account is satire don't take him seriously

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser Рік тому +74

      @@yomo6624 this guy is drinking nut blood for a joke? now that’s dedication

    • @coilthat7011
      @coilthat7011 Рік тому +5

      Again, it’s most likely rage bait

    • @SneezyKeegz
      @SneezyKeegz Рік тому +11

      ​@@CaptLuser Not for a joke. For money.

    • @in_wino_veritas
      @in_wino_veritas Рік тому +6

      I guess, this is just satire. Or at least, I hope that.

  • @faheemkamal5959
    @faheemkamal5959 Рік тому +581

    This guy literally made jack and Kay look good
    That is an achievement in itself

    • @Butterfly323_
      @Butterfly323_ Рік тому +2

      Who

    • @theonewhocaredandasked9126
      @theonewhocaredandasked9126 Рік тому +3

      they probably have food that is actually good for you but looks awful

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 Рік тому +2

      @@theonewhocaredandasked9126 you sure about jacks food being good for you

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 11 місяців тому +1

      @@theonewhocaredandasked9126 jack puts 3 year old brisket in chilli ya sure thats good for you ?

    • @theonewhocaredandasked9126
      @theonewhocaredandasked9126 11 місяців тому +1

      @@kujojotaro4579 people said heaven is a good place

  • @jaxonkern2517
    @jaxonkern2517 Рік тому +12

    9:29 did I just hear bathwater chicken?

  • @MotionlessKnight
    @MotionlessKnight Рік тому +22

    If it turns out that this is legitimately the way this man eats, I think he needs to see somone regularly.

  • @Slow_King750
    @Slow_King750 Рік тому +1440

    i just heard testical butter dog, horse hoves, and milk steak and i know this will be chaos
    oh my goodness .Thanks for the likes

    • @Tomy_Yon
      @Tomy_Yon Рік тому +43

      I threw up after testicle butter dog, than I tried to compose myself so I could finish this video...

    • @CaseOHjr1
      @CaseOHjr1 Рік тому

      I wanna vommit

    • @ayatoscarf
      @ayatoscarf Рік тому +22

      those sounds like something from urban dictionary

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +5

      @@Tomy_Yon same

    • @screamlikecookies
      @screamlikecookies Рік тому +3

      And we are here for that

  • @ocurimi
    @ocurimi Рік тому +167

    2:25 drinking blood is actually very good for people with anemia. But not in a vampire way, it has to be prepared in soup. In Peru we call it sangresita de pollo (chicken blood)

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +7

      Mhm

    • @Pedgo1986
      @Pedgo1986 Рік тому

      Biologically its more complicated otherwise licking iron nail would be enough to treat anemia. Btw drinking blood can actually poison you with iron and amonia.

    • @Christiangjf
      @Christiangjf Рік тому +27

      ​@@AugustTheMexicanDuck 🤔 you should know this in Mexico pig blood is cooked with onion and garlic and eaten with rice, you're making me have doubts

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +3

      @@Christiangjf well, I was born in the U.S. But I identify myself as mexican.
      Never eaten, probably

    • @Ellie80681
      @Ellie80681 Рік тому +12

      I’d rather just get a blood transfusion or take iron if needed. 😅

  • @TheREAL_WatermelonCat
    @TheREAL_WatermelonCat Рік тому +7

    Ah yes, my favorite snack, TESTICLE BUTTER DOG.
    2:13
    EATING TESTICLES IS NORMAL?????

  • @yommmrr
    @yommmrr Рік тому +5

    3:24 that is the closest I've seen someone's face look like a skull. And this guy is giving health advice.

  • @onepunchtocelebrate670
    @onepunchtocelebrate670 Рік тому +177

    Ah, August the Duck, the only channel I come to when I want to feel full without actually eating.

  • @Uniruusu
    @Uniruusu Рік тому +100

    There's lots of things I don't understand about carnivore people, but one thing that I've been wondering is that why are they not eating insects too?

    • @miceatah9359
      @miceatah9359 Рік тому +3

      eeeh same reason why vegetarians dont chew on trees

    • @linniebee
      @linniebee Рік тому +28

      @@miceatah9359 i mean most trees arent edible or nutritious but a lot of insects are

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 Рік тому +5

      You vill eat ze bugs

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 9 місяців тому +1

      @@linniebeenot a carnivore person but they really aren't. Unless you grind them and snort them good luck chewing through bugs, only to get 1% of the nutrition that you would get from meat (not as if these people care about health and longevity lol)

    • @hayley4032
      @hayley4032 2 місяці тому

      @@jimmycarburator2012 There's this Korean person who eats bugs, it was on SBS I believe ua-cam.com/video/nUxVNyUjvpk/v-deo.html

  • @myworms
    @myworms Рік тому +30

    He’s doing all of this to get attention, and here we are, doing exactly what he wants us to do.

  • @Josh373_0
    @Josh373_0 Рік тому +3

    "Something living inside you."
    yeah, a tapeworm.

  • @iamwhoasked
    @iamwhoasked Рік тому +72

    Why is him drinking maple syrup somehow more shocking than him eating raw meat lmao

    • @CFootprints
      @CFootprints Рік тому +14

      Because I don't know what animal he sources his maple syrup from, but mine is pretty plant based. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Рік тому +12

      ​@@CFootprints
      You can only source it from hunting wild Canadian mounties these days

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@fluidthought42 aren't they endangered or something?? I thought someone told me it's like a Canadian federal crime to hunt the mounties :(

  • @bendyexpert1239
    @bendyexpert1239 Рік тому +82

    *Cholesterol has entered the chat*
    *heart has left the chat*
    *arteries have left the chat*
    *sanity has left the chat*

    • @gnic76
      @gnic76 Рік тому +10

      Some unknown parasite/s have joined the chat.

    • @FluffyEclairs
      @FluffyEclairs Рік тому +1

      Body positivity has entered the chat.
      (No not the nice one with the same name.)

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 Рік тому

      @@FluffyEclairs like body positivity as in your body tests positively for every possible ailment?

    • @gwenpicchi5719
      @gwenpicchi5719 3 місяці тому

      Sanity was never in the chat.

  • @louboutinlobotomy2232
    @louboutinlobotomy2232 Рік тому +8

    Quit at 1:50. I can’t.

  • @wehappygamers4206
    @wehappygamers4206 Рік тому +6

    The way he talks about peeni and Testies and how “Kids will love these” is a major red flag

    • @randommice-rm1c3
      @randommice-rm1c3 10 місяців тому

      Unless specified, I will see him as these damned subhumans 💀

  • @joshjosh6714
    @joshjosh6714 Рік тому +16

    His eyes look sunken and bulging at the same time. That can't be a testament of health

  • @D0ntTickleMe
    @D0ntTickleMe Рік тому +76

    This is gross.. He's definitely going to get sued with this advice if he doesn't classify his account as satire.

    • @Brownie.-
      @Brownie.- Рік тому +1

      He shouldn’t have to. But if it’s not hard to tell that’s he’s making fun of it also.

    • @in_wino_veritas
      @in_wino_veritas Рік тому

      Yep, and I think, the milk steak is the most disgusting thing among them.

    • @emmac8753
      @emmac8753 Рік тому

      I do not think it is satire by the looks of his face, skin, and eyes. He looks sickly so I believe he actually lives this lifestyle. So yeah he definitely has a lawsuit on the way

  • @vinyldash2333
    @vinyldash2333 Рік тому +8

    This guy brings a whole new meaning to the term "butterball"

  • @HunamArts
    @HunamArts 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm so confused why I even watch these videos, while having my gag reflexes working overtime when I see people doing those crazy stuff....
    Thanks AugustTheDuck for making these videos, hearing your voice calms me down in these hard times of watching

  • @nr12345
    @nr12345 Рік тому +40

    So in effect he is suggesting to everyone to go out and buy some glue. That horse hooves "stew" is nothing more than early stage glue.

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +1

      Mhm

    • @matthewedwards3094
      @matthewedwards3094 Рік тому +5

      Most glue nowadays is made synthetic and without any animal products. However, many cultures were probably eating hooves well before it was used to make glue.

    • @DudeTheMighty
      @DudeTheMighty Рік тому +13

      Gelatin. It's a bowl of gelatin.
      Homie is eating meat-flavored Jello.
      _Badly_ meat-flavored Jello.

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras Рік тому +7

      Cooking the hooves will just produce a lot of gelatin. Just like when you make stock out of bones, cook it until the bones are actually soft and then refrigerate the liquid that is left. It will gelatinize exactly the same way.

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому +6

      Well, if anything, if you want gelatin, that's how you get it lol

  • @SonOfNone
    @SonOfNone Рік тому +66

    The mouth noises this guy makes before each sentence is nearly as unforgivable as his recipe recommendations.

    • @sherrita80548
      @sherrita80548 Рік тому +2

      I thought that was just me hearing that

  • @Icebooth
    @Icebooth Рік тому +66

    You're definitely right about rage bait. This guy's voice is so grating and annoying in some of these that it'd definitely get some reactions.
    I don't get why people decide to go to these lengths for the small ounce of fame. I mean he's accepted that he'll be known as the guy that eats bath water chicken and raw meat as his public image

  • @mohammadnusratevilclone
    @mohammadnusratevilclone Рік тому +4

    This dude is the reason behind why all vegans are always pissed

  • @fbgws
    @fbgws Рік тому +24

    least obvious skinwalker:

  • @m.englesbookreviews
    @m.englesbookreviews Рік тому +28

    His wrong pronunciations are killing me🤣💀plus, he doesn’t look healthy. There’s no way he can actually think this awful diet is helping him

  • @popteamepicbest539
    @popteamepicbest539 Рік тому +7

    3:19 why does he look so terrifying?!

  • @j4ck0ncr4ck
    @j4ck0ncr4ck Рік тому +4

    Since a couple of years, I am putting some baby-spider-infused dirt from under my balcony into my morning porridge. I am feeling so much more confident and healthy now and it helps me to stay focussed at work.

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +1526

    There is something beyond nauseating about someone eating a raw stick of butter.
    WOAH. Thanks for all the likes! 😻

    • @rollanddev
      @rollanddev Рік тому +41

      IKR?
      ...You microwave that shit first. >_>

    • @BuJammy
      @BuJammy Рік тому

      It's pretty good slathered on your boyfriend's brother.

    • @AgraxGaming
      @AgraxGaming Рік тому +17

      Don't people in the South eat deep fried butter though? The US has a lot of rather questionable food choices, so a cold stick of butter doesn't seem like that much of a weird thing

    • @kitm141
      @kitm141 Рік тому

      Eating a stick of cold butter feels like something you should keep between yourself and your god. Certainly not something you post videos of on the internet.

    • @GeorgeSukFuk
      @GeorgeSukFuk Рік тому +2

      Omg of all things to point out and be grossed out by in this lol

  • @Nbj6
    @Nbj6 Рік тому +6

    Look how sunken his eyes are, that dude needs a salad stat.

  • @echo4675
    @echo4675 Рік тому +3

    "testicle butter dog"
    This tiktok carnivore 9 months later: 👨‍🍼

  • @Rosavatar
    @Rosavatar Рік тому

    Idk how or why, but i always seem to watch these videos when having a meal or snack. Truly a challenge every time.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Рік тому +13

    "Testicle butter dog". Three words that don't go together.

  • @LobsterPuncher
    @LobsterPuncher Рік тому +24

    "I used to look forward to my grandmother's testicle bark at Christmas" - AugustTheDuck 2023

    • @SolarMessiah432
      @SolarMessiah432 Рік тому +3

      If anyone ever make an "August out of context" video, that needs to be in it.

  • @kdoubleg
    @kdoubleg Рік тому +1

    I also agree you likely cant cook chicken in the bath however. You can shock clams. I do it for jarring them. The jars still get steamed for sealing and you usually end up using them in a chowder or something that gets cooked again so its quite a bit different.

  • @beatblox8018
    @beatblox8018 5 місяців тому +2

    ''I used to look forward to my grandmother's testical bark around Christmas time''
    - AugustTheDuck

  • @gigannas
    @gigannas Рік тому +51

    Dude, if he's been eating like this for more than a week, there is DEFINITELY something living inside of him. Just trust me on this one. >.>

  • @urusaiinu
    @urusaiinu Рік тому +70

    It didn't even look like he ate the butter-testicle monstrosity, just the butter.

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck Рік тому +4

      Mhm

    • @melissamartin4183
      @melissamartin4183 Рік тому +9

      Didn't he look like he just died a little inside?

    • @kyote1089
      @kyote1089 Рік тому +4

      I went back, slowed it down and rewatched, hoping you were right, but there's a clear bite mark out of it! 🤮

  • @echolocationn
    @echolocationn Рік тому +2

    His doctor, "Your blood is moving like syrup through your veins due to all the saturated fats that you are consuming on a daily basis. Your bp is 200/160. Considering you are a train wreck internally, I want you to leave here so I don't have to be known as your doctor any longer."

  • @ghost_7689
    @ghost_7689 Рік тому

    I subscribed to you when you had like 500k subs and now you have over 1m your channel is growing so fast it seems like

  • @k1llsk
    @k1llsk Рік тому +26

    Bro's body is inventing brand new parasites, a new pandemic might happen coz of this guy

  • @helljumperjim
    @helljumperjim Рік тому +18

    Try not to get a foodborne illness challenge IMPOSSIBLE

  • @kyokinofuka-sa2945
    @kyokinofuka-sa2945 Рік тому +4

    the.. amount of butter.. he is consuming is concerning

  • @drlolable
    @drlolable Рік тому +3

    guys face is legitimately terrifying

  • @GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath
    @GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath Рік тому +8

    Someone drinking maple syrup is one of the most nauseating things I’ve had to experience

    • @MrSnake-dh3hu
      @MrSnake-dh3hu Рік тому

      It's like he saw Super Troopers and thought it was a fitness documentary

  • @albertmotbey1128
    @albertmotbey1128 Рік тому +1

    Not many people know that Dawg was a prodigy of the Cooking with Jack show however even Jack thought his methods were too extreme

  • @sitruuna6979
    @sitruuna6979 Рік тому +6

    Wow, i thought cooking with Jack was crazy, but just watching this and now i think he's not so bad. His meat was actually on a pan 😂

  • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
    @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +10

    “Testicle Butter Dog” Those 3 words made me wanna vomit.

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 Рік тому +7

    "Raw beef cereal" damn near killed me. 0/10 sentence. The glue stew was hilarious though.

  • @justicecarey3617
    @justicecarey3617 Рік тому +4

    2:31I lost my soul after he put it in his mouth

  • @Omni_Man_Of_Viltrum
    @Omni_Man_Of_Viltrum Рік тому +2

    THE FACT HE HAS THE AUDASITY TO PRONOUNCE KEFIR AS KEEFER A POLISH WORD RUINED BY ENGLISH

  • @demoncorejunior
    @demoncorejunior Рік тому +16

    Cooking food was a major advancement for human evolution, not cooking the meat is not “better” than anything, unless you’re talking odds of being sickened by your food.

    • @elvinwisp
      @elvinwisp Рік тому +3

      If this guy ever played Minecraft, he would know this 🤦‍♀️

  • @lauracrespo541
    @lauracrespo541 Рік тому +8

    3:14 this here. This right here
    I see this staring at me in the middle of the night and I guarantee you, I will never sleep again for the rest of my life

    • @sadbear420
      @sadbear420 3 місяці тому

      thank u for saying something cuz this man is terrifying and unappealing to look at especially in that closeup LOLOL

  • @taf1156
    @taf1156 Рік тому +2

    imagine having company over and they ask what you have to eat and you say
    “Oh yeah, I was planning on whipping up some good ol’ butter testie dogs, you down?”

  • @thegalacticfederation1212
    @thegalacticfederation1212 Рік тому

    "Testicle Butter Dogs" is a combination of words I didn't think I would ever heard and now I wish I didn't.

  • @Antipuller_TY
    @Antipuller_TY Рік тому +31

    Cooking/ eating has evolved very differently over the years and not in a good way-

  • @ItsSkiido
    @ItsSkiido Рік тому +14

    More of these!? That’s crazy at this point 😅 (p.s. you are one of the best channels I’ve ever found, keep it up!)

  • @damagedcatdad
    @damagedcatdad Рік тому +1

    3:24 looks like a face you would see on Wendigoon’s channel when he’s talking analog horror 😂😂😂

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 Рік тому

    All I needed was for august to say “he’s the beefarony guy”

  • @H.P.Blavatsky
    @H.P.Blavatsky Рік тому +12

    august: the only thing worse than raw meat is frozen meat
    me: * laughs in Innuk *

  • @insanexeditz6431
    @insanexeditz6431 Рік тому +4

    U can’t save these people

  • @nyancat8473
    @nyancat8473 Рік тому +2

    This guy looks like he has a 20ft tapeworm inside him 😂

  • @wizard9094
    @wizard9094 Рік тому +1

    My parents keep their water heater at temperatures where you can literally cook cup ramen straight from the tap using one in a styrofoam cup.
    I’m actually curious if I left a chicken breast under the tap continuously running would it cook a little. Definitely wouldn’t eat it but now I’m curious.

  • @TC_Stark
    @TC_Stark Рік тому +41

    How....how did he pronounce prosciutto?

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 Рік тому +13

      Prawes-key-auto from what I can determine.

  • @MajorHyter
    @MajorHyter Рік тому +9

    This guy is just "what creative way can I get food poisoning this week?"

  • @junisupreme5832
    @junisupreme5832 Рік тому +1

    This feels like some serial killer type stuff.

  • @robertg.3933
    @robertg.3933 Рік тому +1

    Our daily diet should also include a 10 hour loop of the animated duck!

  • @OlujaDoTokija
    @OlujaDoTokija Рік тому +10

    My man you have to give us barf bags with these cooking videos

  • @septixskeptix1107
    @septixskeptix1107 Рік тому +7

    How in the hell is that anything like rice krispie treats? Today I'm making cabbage rolls. Instead of cabbage I'm just going to cut up some potatoes and instead of filling and baking them, I'm just going to boil and then mash them.

    • @elvinwisp
      @elvinwisp Рік тому +1

      Mashed "cabbage" "rolls"

  • @vibewithryan
    @vibewithryan 6 місяців тому

    I like how August is like don't fall for the rage bait but makes an entire video about him 🤣

  • @davidjr3769
    @davidjr3769 Рік тому +2

    2:53 bro trying to
    Hold back from vomiting lol

  • @tommybootlegger
    @tommybootlegger Рік тому +4

    He's just trying to win a five year supply of mac and cheese, ketchup, and tapeworm food.

  • @tatiana4050
    @tatiana4050 Рік тому +5

    You do not want to drink this much kefir before bed. Unless you want to wet the bed. And in the worst way.

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin Рік тому +3

    This dude's appearance just bleeds insanity.

  • @hm5y
    @hm5y Рік тому +7

    i was drunk at the start of this movie, and at the end i was sober

  • @kaelahorne8856
    @kaelahorne8856 Рік тому +5

    the only butter dog im okay with is that one dog with the butter on his head

  • @dreamercraftyt7480
    @dreamercraftyt7480 10 місяців тому

    I noticed that every carnivore you've watched is OBSESSED with butter.

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd Рік тому +1

    He looks like that one bald headed titan Levi killed when he was first introduced.

  • @MummaQuan
    @MummaQuan Рік тому +7

    When I eat my favorite snack I definitely don’t make faces like that 😂

  • @chartreusemaiden604
    @chartreusemaiden604 Рік тому +3

    Getting a kidney failure faster than an alcoholic