7:19 "I kicked you out of the house because your little sister is pregnant and you are the father." There isn't any way someone could have predicted that.
I honestly don't get how people can get away with having NSFW decals on their cars. You'd think they'd get fined for violating some kind of public decency law or something.
@@TeamOmega27 wild how everyone one of those women who say stuff like that all have generally the same look. i swear some people are just born to fill roles/stereotypes.
At first I was like "Oh they probably same age... It's still illegal and cause shitton of problems but could be wors-". NOPE. Underage and adult. Audacity of that fucking dude.
7:02 The mom's responses were insane. The son makes it look like his mom just straight up backstabbed him, but then it's revealed that he didn't just screw a minor, that minor was his sister. Double crime!
double crime, double time. I hope that guy gets at least 30 years, I say at least because courts for some reason tend to give assholes like this light sentences.
I was so not expecting the twist on that story. I was thinking that incest wasn't too bad atleast it wasn't murder or rape, then bam the sister is 15, 16 years younger than him.
That split the bill clip is why whenever I go to dinner with anyone, I make sure we discuss who's paying before we actually go, imagine being so unprepared and having the audacity to want other people to pay for your meal out of the blue. Especially for stuff like birthday dinners too, if you don't want to buy dinner for yourself for your birthday, try and work it out before you actually get there and see if you can either split with someone or have someone else buy it for you. Don't go out expecting people to pay for you just cause it's your birthday (on top of that, I normally hear about whoever's birthday it is footing the bill for all of their party desires unless someone's throwing the party for them).
In the Philippines (according to my old Filipino teacher) if it's your birthday, you don't tell anyone because you're expected to give out the gifts, namely a meal.
Thank you man I was so confused on why that clip was trashy, I didn’t realize it was something that wasn’t planned beforehand, so I thought the other people were trashy for refusing
The fact that that mf impregnated a girl half his age but it turned out to be his little sister makes me think medevil torture needs to make a comeback
@@Air_Serpent this is exactly why i stay off social media, 1: this i say/do can't be taken out of context and used against me 2: if i frequented anything like Facebook or twitter i think i would be genuinely driven insane with the shear amount of braindead/psychopathic dibble.
I knew it was gonna be bad at 7:04, then it got worse at 7:18, and at 7:58, and then reached a pinnacle of terrible at 8:10. And the worst part is this won't be the worst thing on this subreddit. Not by a long shot.
That one about the guy getting his 15 year old sister pregnant was like getting slammed across the face by prime Mike Tyson followed by an anvil falling on you Tom and Jerry style
@@Regigigas_YTot really much of a counterpoint considering the criticism was focused on the individual's behavior, and not the device they own... It's tantamount to calling someone out for criticizing people who argue which console is the best because they also own one. Not the point...
Those vulgar Decals need to be illegal. Like it should be a straight up "You are fined $1000 and are required to have it removed". There has always been a limit to free speech, and showing porn to kids qualifies as a violation, as such the Hentai stuff has to be banned, and yes the same goes for the balls attachment for trucks, that's equally as vulgar.
I know that some European countries have it banned cuz it counts as showing porn in public which is ofc illegal Edit: just read Tru the law and its also illegal to put any sticker on the windows at all and all Nazi symbols are illegal aswell. I'm from Germany and I haven't ever seen such weird stickers.
@@ripit.3457 While I get that the Truck nuts are meant to be humorous. It's more that they do fall into the same category of "Depictions of Sex Organs" that would likely be banned as a group. There is a reason it's called _Vulgar_ humor.
1:26 as someone who used to be involved in the community, my "reasoning" was my shitty home life. I somehow stumbled into the community when Google+ was a big thing and I kept finding myself "relating" to literal criminals because my social anxiety made it hard to make actual friends. My family was very emotionally neglectful and only really "cared" about me when I got in trouble. And by that they'd just corner me in my room and scream at me for so much as skipping classes. I know not everyone has the same reasons for falling into something so dark and morbid but as I grew up and out of the phase, I started to put pieces together. I was hospitalized several times for attempting at my life and self harming. I can honestly say it's in the past and I'm glad it's over. I was only 16 when I was into all that. I had so much resentment and hate for people who had stable families and were well off mentally. I envied my peers with both parents and nice siblings in their lives. I was so depressed and angry at life and with myself and I used it as some outlet. I'm glad I got help and found better support systems in life. Not saying I was gonna do something stupid, but it's something that can cause people to have weird relationships and isolate a lot.
I know R/trashy is supposed to make us lose faith in humanity, but these videos always give me a laugh. (Except the incest story that is just wrong in so many ways that I don’t even know where to start)
So let me get this straight the “guy” made a post making his mom sound like the bad guy. He air out their laundry first and he mad/surprise that she defended herself and blasted him for his actions!!! It’s bad enough that he’s one of those people that has a strike you they call out as a victim but his actions are irredeemable and I’m pissed his mom didn’t call the cops.
not surprised a 31 year old living with his mom that also commited incest with his 15 year old sister (like 4 crimes or something) would play victim because if you fucked up in life that bad you kinda just have to hide it, glad that plan didnt work
I work at an airport and we have honeymooners and wedding parties come through all the time. A fun thing some of them like to do is leave qr code stickers in the restrooms with links to their cashapp to "celebrate the bride". A cleaner has to spend time scraping that shit off.
>is vague about being kicked but still makes his family put to be the villains >is shocked mom retaliates with the full story I feel like we’ll see this guy again in r/iamapieceofshit. Unbelievable...
I have an android, but I do not care if people think less of me for having one, as it doesn't matter. my phone has already outlived my mom's iPhone, and it will probably outlive her current one
Well considering iphones last max 2 year in average, i think youll be able to use your phone for an other 5 generation of you moms shitty iphones. Thats a lot of money saved up!
i remember i lost my android in a snow bank in the middle of winter walking home from school. that spring when all the snow melted i found my phone. the real kicker? it still had battery and worked.
7:28 this whole story is fucked and I'm concerned about the consent let alone the fuckin rest of it. SHES 15 I don't fully believe it could have been consensual in the situation and legally she can't even consent.
@@StrawberryShartCak3 that don't really work when he (potentially) raped a minor. Though what's more surprising is that he somehow doesn't understand that it's wrong to do that
0:38 I have a pretty good idea that the window decal came before the pray for America, because I'm confident she was converted but was too lazy to remove the decal
I'm playing Animal Crossing while listening to this. I swear, at 8:11 I hear you screaming: Oh my god! 😱 I look at my screen, read that post and start screaming Oh my god as well 😅. Leaving the context of that horrible trainwreck of a post. Thanks for your videos, you are the best! 😄
1:00 Me: Why is trashy? I mean, the tattoo is not my cup of tea, but it doesn't look half bad? Ailurus, 10 seconds later: (...)school shooters(...) Me: Oooh, nevermind then
Just for context for people who wanna know what all was happening in the video clip of the guy not wanting to split the bill, it was his girls birthday and she brought 18 of her friends who combined had an over $4500 dinner
@6:27, ailurus, don’t go for the flyswatter. That’s trashy. No what you should do is wait for the flight attendant to come over, ask for a cup of hot coffee, and “accidentally” spill it on their feet. Then again people like these seem pretty sue happy so use with caution.
2:38 imma be real and say that one of the best last minute gifts to get someone is chocolate and just a letter letting that person know how much you care about them. I did this when i was trying to get a gift for me and my bf's one year anniversary and i was like well crap this candy shop didn't have what i had in mind- but they had a chocolate passport- and him and i did talk about wanting to go around the world together so I just wrote a little note on the package basically saying i wanna travel the world with you and i love you. I still do feel a little bad that I couldn't get him more but he thought it was so sweet he started crying. so- yeah chocolate is a good last minute gift-
at 7:13, i was so shocked, confused, angry, sad and... how? I almost refuse to believe this is real. And it got worse when she said he was 31 and his sister 15, FREAKING 15.
The mother on FB should have had his son arrested and her daughter's pregnancy terminated. It just sounds the son got away with it and the girl will be forced to keep this child remembering her of the trauma forever.😮💨
The worst thing about the stepson is the real son died with the dad on the sub so that scumbag only got the inheritance because the real son is actually kind because the real son didn’t want to go on the sub but decided that it was a nice thing to do
7:02 should've had like all the warnings in the universe, this shit was like a word based frag grenade, then another one and third to make sure I was fully dead
8:11 bro I swear me and Ailurus hit the most perfected, disgusted, bamboozled “OMG” in complete unison . I truly hope that humanity can someday stray from these levels of degeneracy.
1:31 and I would bet that the tattoo artist took cash only, because they didn't want a paper trail that they made a tattoo of something that offends our society
6:42 I Googled it and it keeps saying electric flyswatters are ok to bring on board a plan, so I don’t think you should have trouble with a normal one… but if you are allowed to use an electric one with batteries and everything, I say go for that instead!
honestly, if my phone costs nearly the same amount as 2 college courses at a community college every time the OS no longer functions with it, I'd rather just to back to college. Y'all can have your iPhones, but it shouldn't be a red flag to want to afford a phone that won't slice up my fingers if i drop it even slightly too high off the ground
i respect people like that guy in the intro who call out these delusional idiots on a stupid argument
I never got the phone wars both sides are stupid to me fighting over a phone
@@MissShiniSato apple hypes up their phones each year but with no improvement
@@CheeseMiser as an Apple user yeah I agree 😂
@@MissShiniSatopretty much
@@oiltycoonbillionaire it’s crazy how people just switch on others when they find out what phone they use and it’s crazy to me 😭🙌🏽
7:19 "I kicked you out of the house because your little sister is pregnant and you are the father."
There isn't any way someone could have predicted that.
The little sister was half his age too thats crazy
Sweet home Alabama
Jesus
@@zoofan1015even Alabama would not claim that
@walmartviolist damn…… your roast is better than toast in the morning
I honestly don't get how people can get away with having NSFW decals on their cars. You'd think they'd get fined for violating some kind of public decency law or something.
like one time i was out eating w my dad and grandma and this dude drove by in the hinata hentai mobile. twice.
@@_SoCalYellow_Thats a whole new LEVEL of down badness 😭
society when you give furries 0.00007% rights 😢👆👆
Wth is that bunny anyway? Is it from a anime
@@TryingMyName i had to explain what hentai was to my 50 year old dad because of that man. it was awful
"Androids turn me off, theyre a red flag." Ma'am, with that face, you have zero right to be picky. Your options are limited as it is.
Nah, she makes it easy for everyone. People who say stuff like "You like this/have this, instant red flag." are a giant walking red flag themselves.
People who point of peoples red flags tend to be problematic in more ways than just dating
THANK YOU. God
@@TeamOmega27 wild how everyone one of those women who say stuff like that all have generally the same look. i swear some people are just born to fill roles/stereotypes.
She's a woman, so she has at least a dozen more options than we do lol
That facebook family one was WILD. Everytime you expected it to end it got WORSE somehow.
Thought it'd be something like the green guy scams the orange guy. Then the entire twist with his MOM shows up.
It is evolving, just backwards..
“ Age is just a number “ they said. Jail is just a nice hotel.
At first I was like "Oh they probably same age... It's still illegal and cause shitton of problems but could be wors-".
NOPE. Underage and adult.
Audacity of that fucking dude.
@@user-qj4px6ob4y And the inmates coming for him are just "peaceful roommates".
7:02 The mom's responses were insane. The son makes it look like his mom just straight up backstabbed him, but then it's revealed that he didn't just screw a minor, that minor was his sister. Double crime!
Double trouble
double crime, double time. I hope that guy gets at least 30 years, I say at least because courts for some reason tend to give assholes like this light sentences.
Let me talk to him
@@bopsgaming3810 give him a MK Fatality instead of 30 years. He doesn't deserve to get out of jail
I was so not expecting the twist on that story. I was thinking that incest wasn't too bad atleast it wasn't murder or rape, then bam the sister is 15, 16 years younger than him.
Can we all agree that we need another humansbeingbros or mademesmile video just to make sure there's still something good left in the world
ailurus needs it more than us ngl
No
Jk that would be pretty cool.
@@sistergray977nuh uh
Agreed
That split the bill clip is why whenever I go to dinner with anyone, I make sure we discuss who's paying before we actually go, imagine being so unprepared and having the audacity to want other people to pay for your meal out of the blue. Especially for stuff like birthday dinners too, if you don't want to buy dinner for yourself for your birthday, try and work it out before you actually get there and see if you can either split with someone or have someone else buy it for you. Don't go out expecting people to pay for you just cause it's your birthday (on top of that, I normally hear about whoever's birthday it is footing the bill for all of their party desires unless someone's throwing the party for them).
In the Philippines (according to my old Filipino teacher) if it's your birthday, you don't tell anyone because you're expected to give out the gifts, namely a meal.
OH
Thank you man I was so confused on why that clip was trashy, I didn’t realize it was something that wasn’t planned beforehand, so I thought the other people were trashy for refusing
@@ChaoticYetFunsame I assumed the birthday person wanted everyone to pay for their own meals. Now it's clear, thanks.
Yes, I agee. Those things should be discussed beforehand. That way, if anyone isn't satisfied, they can just back out...
“Which came first, the statement or the booty cheeks?”
The age old evolution question that can’t be solved to this day…
Probably a buy one get one deal
If you wanna get technical about it, the fetus develops ass-first before anything else.
The fact that that mf impregnated a girl half his age but it turned out to be his little sister makes me think medevil torture needs to make a comeback
Medieval. it's a weird word....
@@SomeOrdinaryJanitor sory i cantz spel me brainz needs know
7:02 can you imagine being the friend that reached out to help this guy?
I'd immediately delete my facebook and disappear from social media two weeks.
@@Air_Serpenttwo weeks is too short you need at least an entire season if not year
@@socialistrecyclebinnah half a decade
@@Air_Serpent this is exactly why i stay off social media, 1: this i say/do can't be taken out of context and used against me
2: if i frequented anything like Facebook or twitter i think i would be genuinely driven insane with the shear amount of braindead/psychopathic dibble.
“nvm”
I knew it was gonna be bad at 7:04, then it got worse at 7:18, and at 7:58, and then reached a pinnacle of terrible at 8:10. And the worst part is this won't be the worst thing on this subreddit. Not by a long shot.
hope he drops the soap in prison
Mom should've sent him to the police or do a Gary Plauche number on him.
@@jasmineduran6731 nah bubba the bulldozer will sort him out atleast if he were being arrested which i presume he is
@@brickbraker5033we could sit him next to Ed Kemper. From what I learned, he has annoyed every prisoner around him.
@@cheeplethebulldog1420 seems like a likely candidate for a stabbing lmao
"I wish I never gave birth to you"
God DAMN!! Thats the coldest thing a mother can say to her child
yeah but when you look at what he's done, he absolutely deserves those words as well as any prison time that comes his way.
Deserved here.
A waste of oxygen he is.
Not after what he has done.
Aint cold enough to that minorfucker
the only right response.
That one about the guy getting his 15 year old sister pregnant was like getting slammed across the face by prime Mike Tyson followed by an anvil falling on you Tom and Jerry style
Imagine your entire personality boiling down to which corporation you enslave yourself to via their overpriced tracking machines
Yo do realize you're writing this comment in an ''overpriced tracking machine?''
@@Regigigas_YTHe could literally had typing this Comment on a Computer, a Samsung Fridge, or even a Flip phone
Don’t Assume something that Vague bruh
@@Thebigem All of those still track you
She's a moron...
@@Regigigas_YTot really much of a counterpoint considering the criticism was focused on the individual's behavior, and not the device they own...
It's tantamount to calling someone out for criticizing people who argue which console is the best because they also own one.
Not the point...
8:39 I hope green bar saw what he did and didn’t let him in.
oh most definitely, any reasonable person would *NOPE* the fuck outta that situation and deny any association.
Watching Ailurus roast people is truly the peak content i signed up for.
The hentai decal is actually not the worst decal I have seen...
The worst decal was a Flintstones decal with Barney, Betty, Wilma, and Fred.
How?
Was it nsfw?
Yabba dabba doooo did the car have no bottom so the driver had to move the car with his feet
@Mastroni475 Yes... Yes it was
@@Subpar1O1 No, that would have been an upgrade...
yabba dabba burn that country, cuz its been contaminated by that car’s mear presence.
1:44 Some people have never experienced shame. People who stick these on their stuff have never been bullied
Those vulgar Decals need to be illegal. Like it should be a straight up "You are fined $1000 and are required to have it removed". There has always been a limit to free speech, and showing porn to kids qualifies as a violation, as such the Hentai stuff has to be banned, and yes the same goes for the balls attachment for trucks, that's equally as vulgar.
I know that some European countries have it banned cuz it counts as showing porn in public which is ofc illegal
Edit: just read Tru the law and its also illegal to put any sticker on the windows at all and all Nazi symbols are illegal aswell. I'm from Germany and I haven't ever seen such weird stickers.
truck nuts just funny and are not harmful in any way. the wraps on the other hand… 😬
@@ripit.3457 While I get that the Truck nuts are meant to be humorous. It's more that they do fall into the same category of "Depictions of Sex Organs" that would likely be banned as a group.
There is a reason it's called _Vulgar_ humor.
Do not worry cuz I did some research on this and as it turns out, it does count as a violation of the 1st amendment since it falls under obscenity.
Goofy ah akame ga kill decal
Each visit to r/Trashy always makes me wonder exactly how petty some people can really be.
Edit: Ok, correction. How petty *and* insane people can be.
eeeh, idk abt the Petty part, don't get me wrong, if someone crosses me, i'm all for being as petty as possible, but you gotta know how and when.
1:26 as someone who used to be involved in the community, my "reasoning" was my shitty home life. I somehow stumbled into the community when Google+ was a big thing and I kept finding myself "relating" to literal criminals because my social anxiety made it hard to make actual friends. My family was very emotionally neglectful and only really "cared" about me when I got in trouble. And by that they'd just corner me in my room and scream at me for so much as skipping classes. I know not everyone has the same reasons for falling into something so dark and morbid but as I grew up and out of the phase, I started to put pieces together. I was hospitalized several times for attempting at my life and self harming. I can honestly say it's in the past and I'm glad it's over. I was only 16 when I was into all that. I had so much resentment and hate for people who had stable families and were well off mentally. I envied my peers with both parents and nice siblings in their lives. I was so depressed and angry at life and with myself and I used it as some outlet. I'm glad I got help and found better support systems in life. Not saying I was gonna do something stupid, but it's something that can cause people to have weird relationships and isolate a lot.
been there a little bit myself and still find my self slipping into dark pits every now and again. i'm glad you found a way out.
8:31
That is just r/NoahGetTheBoat level of awful
We need more wholesome subreddits, because right now, we need to see the good in the bad which is getter more worse than better.
8:24 that bottom reaction is exactly what I thought. what the fuck.
I know R/trashy is supposed to make us lose faith in humanity, but these videos always give me a laugh. (Except the incest story that is just wrong in so many ways that I don’t even know where to start)
All of it while the Sonic music is playing. Bruh.
6:47 Ask the flight attendant for some peanuts and water. Crush the peanuts, pour the water over the feet and dust them with the peanuts.
Imagine being the guy offering him a place then seeing what the mother had to say. And he still lived with his parents at 31?
2:27 the only last minute gift he would receive is a restraining order.
8:06 YOU WHAT
It’s getting worse now
So let me get this straight the “guy” made a post making his mom sound like the bad guy. He air out their laundry first and he mad/surprise that she defended herself and blasted him for his actions!!! It’s bad enough that he’s one of those people that has a strike you they call out as a victim but his actions are irredeemable and I’m pissed his mom didn’t call the cops.
not surprised a 31 year old living with his mom that also commited incest with his 15 year old sister (like 4 crimes or something) would play victim because if you fucked up in life that bad you kinda just have to hide it, glad that plan didnt work
the pregnant sister one made me audibly say "oh shit" in public lmaooo
I work at an airport and we have honeymooners and wedding parties come through all the time. A fun thing some of them like to do is leave qr code stickers in the restrooms with links to their cashapp to "celebrate the bride". A cleaner has to spend time scraping that shit off.
7:00 The AUDACITY this absolute creep had to insult his entire family and act like his mother was in the wrong baffles me
WHAT?! 😢
"Rectangular prism ass" has me rolling
why was the first thing i thought of gay minecraft steve hentai??????
>is vague about being kicked but still makes his family put to be the villains
>is shocked mom retaliates with the full story
I feel like we’ll see this guy again in r/iamapieceofshit. Unbelievable...
It was already on the subreddit, dude.
@@setsers1 - I meant in the future when he does his next royal fuckup.
The last guy who responded with wtf was not prepared for that shitshow.
I had to stop the video for a minute when I found out the dude who r***ed his sister was 31 and she was only 15.
I had to go find bleach from the moms first post. My eyes are burning still
That one family has more plot twists then most slasher films…
I have an android, but I do not care if people think less of me for having one, as it doesn't matter.
my phone has already outlived my mom's iPhone, and it will probably outlive her current one
Well considering iphones last max 2 year in average, i think youll be able to use your phone for an other 5 generation of you moms shitty iphones. Thats a lot of money saved up!
My Android has lasted 6 years i expect it to last the next decade
i remember i lost my android in a snow bank in the middle of winter walking home from school. that spring when all the snow melted i found my phone. the real kicker? it still had battery and worked.
@@SomeOrdinaryJanitoryour phone must’ve had Nokia parts in it.
"Bipedal baboon" that was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. You definitely earned a 👍 from me dude
7:28 this whole story is fucked and I'm concerned about the consent let alone the fuckin rest of it. SHES 15 I don't fully believe it could have been consensual in the situation and legally she can't even consent.
1:08 WHO JUST AGREED TO DO THE TATTOO?? I will forgive the artist if they didn’t realize what they were drawing but THE CHICK OBVIOUSLY KNEW
9:12 I think it was a joke on how when she see’s a nasty bedroom she looks.
was looking for this comment. went right over his head haha
yeah, that's more likely.
@@edelleaa to his defense, i could 100% percent see some crackhead posting that as some "quirky" thing, especially on FB.
6:10 I feel like an electric fly seater is more suitable.
Makes the lesson last longer!
I was waiting for this one. R/trashy always manages to find new lows that are funny as hell
I swear man r/trashy videos seem to be shortest
7:03 IT JUST BECAME WORSE AND WORSE GOD DAMMIT
3:30 “my other ride is your mom” is kinda funny though
Jesus fucking christ that was foul 8:00
1:54 bro wtf now I feel bad for Ailurus
I’m losing my mind over that Pokémon tattoo😭 I can’t stop laughing I just keep giggling every time I look to the side and see my switch.
aw hell naw you put that on your switch?!
Aye what’s up Ailurus. 4:01 funny you mentioned hospitals because I’m sick as a dog today
You know I feel like the booty cheeks came first and then a random person just came by and then slapped the let's pray for America's bumper sticker on
😂
Lmao
0:03 I thought we were done with the phone wars
7:02 , just the double , triple, and quadruple whammy is ungodly
1:42 The worst part is that it wasn't even a tattoo, it's body writing. So now people can read your degenerative messages on your waifu.
Why did the dude that banged his underage sister try to play things like he was the victim of the situation
Because he wants sympathy, and he wants to make any of his family look like backstabbers.
@@StrawberryShartCak3 that don't really work when he (potentially) raped a minor.
Though what's more surprising is that he somehow doesn't understand that it's wrong to do that
@@videogamefanaticlordkh7526he didn't potentially r*** her. He did r*** her. She's underaged meaning she can't consent. That's r***
@@videogamefanaticlordkh7526ouldn't doubt that he groomed her as well since he has no problems screwing minors
8:59 you dont have to refrigerate ketchup. However it doesn't belong in the middle of the living room.
0:38 I have a pretty good idea that the window decal came before the pray for America, because I'm confident she was converted but was too lazy to remove the decal
I'm playing Animal Crossing while listening to this. I swear, at 8:11 I hear you screaming: Oh my god! 😱 I look at my screen, read that post and start screaming Oh my god as well 😅. Leaving the context of that horrible trainwreck of a post. Thanks for your videos, you are the best! 😄
9:48 girl got a fucking roblox ass. 4 polygons 💀💀💀
Shes the embodiment of 110%
2:22 Can we make this a felony?
Surely this technically violates some kind of law?
Nope... It's a drawing.
9:48 she is the type of person to have a crafting table next to her bed in real life.
8:11 eyoo what is this world bro
1:00 Me: Why is trashy? I mean, the tattoo is not my cup of tea, but it doesn't look half bad?
Ailurus, 10 seconds later: (...)school shooters(...)
Me: Oooh, nevermind then
*I like the sonic theme, in the background, it really helped me enjoy the video*
Just for context for people who wanna know what all was happening in the video clip of the guy not wanting to split the bill, it was his girls birthday and she brought 18 of her friends who combined had an over $4500 dinner
I was wondering about it because I saw the video before but didn’t really understand. Now I understand and I’m on his side.
@6:27, ailurus, don’t go for the flyswatter. That’s trashy.
No what you should do is wait for the flight attendant to come over, ask for a cup of hot coffee, and “accidentally” spill it on their feet.
Then again people like these seem pretty sue happy so use with caution.
2:38 imma be real and say that one of the best last minute gifts to get someone is chocolate and just a letter letting that person know how much you care about them. I did this when i was trying to get a gift for me and my bf's one year anniversary and i was like well crap this candy shop didn't have what i had in mind- but they had a chocolate passport- and him and i did talk about wanting to go around the world together so I just wrote a little note on the package basically saying i wanna travel the world with you and i love you. I still do feel a little bad that I couldn't get him more but he thought it was so sweet he started crying. so- yeah chocolate is a good last minute gift-
at 7:13, i was so shocked, confused, angry, sad and... how? I almost refuse to believe this is real. And it got worse when she said he was 31 and his sister 15, FREAKING 15.
10:00 gurl has the N64 texture booty cheeks
Noooo
The mother on FB should have had his son arrested and her daughter's pregnancy terminated. It just sounds the son got away with it and the girl will be forced to keep this child remembering her of the trauma forever.😮💨
Not to mention it's not safe for a 15 year old to give birth and can easy give her disabilities for life
Yeah
10:10 the mirror breaks when he sees his reflection.
0:37 The statement, then he relapsed.
Correct
"Which came first?"
Well, the driver, I would assume.
6:12 No, just beat their foot so hard with a suitcase that stubbing your toe would look like an ant compared to a mole hill.
9:38 i can’t believe someone drew this, it is a work of modern art
3:46 The food illnesses add in the extra flavor and seasoning 🤤😋
It also gives you side effects :D
The worst thing about the stepson is the real son died with the dad on the sub so that scumbag only got the inheritance because the real son is actually kind because the real son didn’t want to go on the sub but decided that it was a nice thing to do
2:05 MY PHONE CONNECTED TO MY SISTERS AIRPODS WHEN YOU SAID “it took me too long to realize she was naked” NOOOOO
rip
💀
7:01 bro this story is fucking wild
A woman dumped me because her FRIEND liked Taylor Swift and I didn’t. So android phones getting you dumped isn’t that crazy
And fangirls would why everyone thinks their weird
7:02 should've had like all the warnings in the universe, this shit was like a word based frag grenade, then another one and third to make sure I was fully dead
8:11 bro I swear me and Ailurus hit the most perfected, disgusted, bamboozled “OMG” in complete unison . I truly hope that humanity can someday stray from these levels of degeneracy.
2:51 genius move IMO. Even if a dollar, passing 100 people is an easy dub.
the family one hit me like a freight train
1:31 and I would bet that the tattoo artist took cash only, because they didn't want a paper trail that they made a tattoo of something that offends our society
6:42 I Googled it and it keeps saying electric flyswatters are ok to bring on board a plan, so I don’t think you should have trouble with a normal one… but if you are allowed to use an electric one with batteries and everything, I say go for that instead!
I love giggling
@@CEY0Z lol oops
@@alexismyers6053 yes good
Dude, I just want to say your videos are awesome and you make me happier everyday. Keep doing great work. (:
6:32 Now fly swatters ain’t illegal for planes, but a good ol fashioned small bottle of super glue oughta be nice
9:49 and of COURSE this was at a Walmart
9:55 she got that 1994 Laura Croft ass!
honestly, if my phone costs nearly the same amount as 2 college courses at a community college every time the OS no longer functions with it, I'd rather just to back to college. Y'all can have your iPhones, but it shouldn't be a red flag to want to afford a phone that won't slice up my fingers if i drop it even slightly too high off the ground
Someone puts their toes by me on my flight, I'm clipping their nails.
*Ripping
*chopping their toes off
Man, hearing you roast people is just so entertaining
I think its high time we take a look at the more wholesome subreddits man...
Here here!
Let’s have a moment of silence for ailurus for he has to read this shit weekly.
I love your videos Alirus 💗 they always make my day better
Y'know, I'm pretty hard on myself all the time, but after watching this, i think I'm not that bad.
Imagine being the guy who offered a room to that guy, talk about caught in the crossfire
The opening video… I think the real red flag here is judging people by their phones…