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  • @Ailurus
    @Ailurus  Рік тому +157

    I hope you guys enjoyed the video!
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    • @THEGREATBOON
      @THEGREATBOON Рік тому

      p

    • @sleepdeprived395
      @sleepdeprived395 Рік тому

      I loved the video. Excited for more (:

    • @pa6993
      @pa6993 Рік тому

      6:52 man and machine and nothing there in between the flying circus and the man from Prussia

    • @thatsmoker7200
      @thatsmoker7200 Рік тому

      Malloy from brickleberry??

    • @_bit_
      @_bit_ Рік тому

      Og gang

  • @LolaTeFaitChier
    @LolaTeFaitChier Рік тому +2420

    That first girl really heard “I stole your earrings” and was like “oh I have a story that’s EXACTLY on the same level of betrayal, I stole your MAN”

    • @dugehtstmiraufdieNerven2007
      @dugehtstmiraufdieNerven2007 Рік тому +85

      Fair trade I’d say

    • @TheRedPandaCat
      @TheRedPandaCat Рік тому +87

      What if it was her dead grandma's or mom's earrings

    • @123lovelylady
      @123lovelylady Рік тому +73

      ​@@TheRedPandaCatThen I guess it was the same level

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Рік тому +66

      ​@@TheRedPandaCatbut I 100% doubt it's either of those.

    • @MadIIMike
      @MadIIMike Рік тому +61

      I'd say even the cheapest earrings are worth more than a cheating boyfriend/girlfriend.

  • @gioalioto9129
    @gioalioto9129 Рік тому +1025

    "I forgave myself for cheating, but he's being petty" has to be one of the best quotes I've ever heard

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Рік тому +32

      Best and dumbest*

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 Рік тому +47

      And then to call him her baby daddy when he isn’t the father

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 Рік тому

      Wahmenz are delusional AF!!!

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому

      Entitled modern woman logic. She deserves to burn in hell, that’s why I’d never sign a birth certificate until I got a DNA test. I’m never gonna be a sucker, I’d rather her hate me.

    • @derpionderpson1424
      @derpionderpson1424 Рік тому +12

      I have half a heart to send this to my country’s IRS and ask if we can do that for tax debt too?
      “I forgave myself” so if you try to make me pay it then that is you being petty…

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Рік тому +1936

    That opening clip can be summarized with "Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast."

    • @Subsaibot2526
      @Subsaibot2526 Рік тому +20

      It jumped up a notch.

    • @flameofdecca
      @flameofdecca Рік тому +22

      How do you on air do not have control over admitting that you shtupped with your kiddie koala's boyfriend? How?

    • @Pikachu_Snivy_57
      @Pikachu_Snivy_57 Рік тому +5

      ​@Subsaibot2526 it did didn't it?

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Рік тому +7

      What even caused them to do it in the first place?? Also who wears earrings in primary school.

    • @egret512
      @egret512 Рік тому +10

      ​@SoukaTempest lots of people pierce their kids ears when they're toddlers, it's not unreasonable that a kid would be wearing them in 6th grade

  • @MissShiniSato
    @MissShiniSato Рік тому +686

    The anger I felt at the DoorDash person for getting mad at the lady for her tip, like the entitlement 💀

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 Рік тому +61

      IKR he's not even a real delivery driver most of those who work at stores help with cleaning and making the food.
      He literally picks up the food and drops it off that's it.

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 Рік тому +21

      @@shabungaloo Can't read too well huh
      "most of those who work at stores help with cleaning and making the food."

    • @shabungaloo
      @shabungaloo Рік тому +8

      @@darthdonkulous1810 yeah… :( I’m a moron… I’m gonna go punch myself in the face now :(

    • @shabungaloo
      @shabungaloo Рік тому +1

      I’m such an idiot :(

    • @BubbaMassacre
      @BubbaMassacre Рік тому +40

      YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A TIP
      but they do need to up the pay so that delivery drivers don’t rely on tips

  • @alcole-holic8779
    @alcole-holic8779 Рік тому +858

    That first clip already had me dead
    “I stole your earrings I’m sorry”
    “I had sex with your man and ruined your relationship.”

    • @MsAmber82
      @MsAmber82 Рік тому

      "I'm sorry, can you go away please? I want to fight that b*tch being a b*tch myself"

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Рік тому +87

      At least she went to the guy who asked and said this is gonna get messy please leave

    • @alcole-holic8779
      @alcole-holic8779 Рік тому +50

      @@levievil9220 true, got him outta the splash zone

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops Рік тому

      she didnt even say sorry, ay least the first girl was like "damn bruh it was shitty i know" n then you got some mf like "I STOLE YOUR DUDE BITCH"

    • @soda_coir7595
      @soda_coir7595 Рік тому +13

      She legit thought her friend would forgive something that bad. Not surprised tbh.

  • @GunnarTobus
    @GunnarTobus Рік тому +409

    I’ll admit, I felt that stealing her friend’s earrings was uncalled for, but the absolute whiplash I got from hearing that the other girl screwed her boyfriend was wild.

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 Рік тому

      They're both shitty friends. I'd never steal anything from my actual friends, that's already so fucked up to me. You're betraying any semblance of trust when you do that, that's not friendship at all. If I did then I wouldn't be able to live with it, I'd either have remove that person from my life or confess to it way before a stranger dragged it out of me in front of the world... But then the other chick came out with the big guns like wtf?! And these weirdos just hang out and act like they never did those things the rest of the time, both of them deceiving eachother? Fuckin sociopaths.

    • @barfrodgers1202
      @barfrodgers1202 3 місяці тому

      What cones around goes around

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 3 місяці тому

      @@barfrodgers1202 so you would shoot somebody over them stubbing your toe?

    • @barfrodgers1202
      @barfrodgers1202 3 місяці тому

      @@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 yes

    • @Juiceboxlmao
      @Juiceboxlmao 17 днів тому

      @@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 who wouldent?

  • @JewelWildmoon
    @JewelWildmoon Рік тому +201

    You know someone is truly fatherless when they equate a father showing any kind of affection towards their kid as either gay or predatory.

    • @spinnyspins9135
      @spinnyspins9135 Рік тому +21

      Fatherless bigots who's dad walked out on them at like age 5 let that become their one personality traits and let it shape who they are today aka absolutely terrible people.

    • @Yea___
      @Yea___ Рік тому +6

      That's actually a common sentiment in the queer community. The only love they know is eros.

    • @TheSurvivor637
      @TheSurvivor637 Рік тому +5

      I know right? Better hope those people also don’t become parents.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 3 місяці тому

      It must suck to not have anyone to love you enough to give you children

    • @Skibidigokyllyourself
      @Skibidigokyllyourself 11 днів тому

      ​@@Yea___ who wouldve taught am i right

  • @9_1.1
    @9_1.1 Рік тому +566

    fun fact: the military actually uses game controllers sometimes to pilot things. so it actually isnt that rare to see a submarine piloted like that. but for 250,000, thats just a big red flag.

    • @WolfyPlays07
      @WolfyPlays07 Рік тому +32

      It's also a wireless controller

    • @Lazare7782
      @Lazare7782 Рік тому +28

      They only use it for drones and UAV’s, not for piloted vehicles

    • @9_1.1
      @9_1.1 Рік тому +30

      @@Lazare7782 yeah i know, i meant “piloted” as in just controlled by someone.

    • @Sharpsight556
      @Sharpsight556 Рік тому +11

      @@Lazare7782 And it is mostly 360 controllers

    • @abadvalkmain9516
      @abadvalkmain9516 Рік тому +3

      Ukraine is using steam decks for their remote control turrets

  • @Icejinn
    @Icejinn Рік тому +263

    6:53 One of the greatest things is getting a long monologue about seemingly unrelated information, and then having it wrapped up as a huge lead in to a not so subtle "You're a dumbass." Shit gets me every time. 😆

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 Рік тому +9

      I spent the entire time in anticipation

    • @vidmanandrew09
      @vidmanandrew09 Рік тому +5

      Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @juryoku2174
    @juryoku2174 Рік тому +187

    Something about the sentence: "I forgave myself for cheating but he's being petty." Is absolutely fucking HILARIOUS to me

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +13

      Entitled woman logic. It’s shameful just how many of them think the exact same way.

    • @juryoku2174
      @juryoku2174 Рік тому +2

      @@Sniperboy5551 Agreed

    • @zibix4562
      @zibix4562 Рік тому +1

      I dunno man bltches be crazy, but at some point you gotta blame the guy for continuously choosing the toxic ones. Also yes i say the EXACT same thing when the genders are reversed, yes i get called misogynist for saying it, and no i really dont care and it does not change my stance.

  • @Frostaltered
    @Frostaltered Рік тому +118

    14:59 in this bartender’s defense. How the fuck would they know the dude had a neurological condition. From the outside, he seemed drunk, was it true? No. But how would they know unless they keep a breathalyzer at the bar. I hope they didnt get fired for this since I bet he was served after proper authentication. If he still wasnt i could see a discrimination issue based on medical reasons. But I think they did the right thing given the circumstance

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 8 місяців тому +11

      i have neurological problems that also cause me to seem kind of drunk sometimes and i dont blame them when bartenders do that to me, but just explaining things solves the problem every time. Even if you're super clumsy and slur your words it's not too hard to figure out when someone is sober based off what they say.

  • @equally.marketable
    @equally.marketable Рік тому +154

    Your technological advancement rant was genuinely iconic, mad props

    • @bippbunn
      @bippbunn Рік тому +10

      I had no idea where it was going, but when it dawned on me, it was epic

    • @ElAlamein3828
      @ElAlamein3828 Рік тому +2

      And even if it was a nazi plane, the nazis were pioneers in aviation technology, and most luftwaffe pilots were not members of the nazi party, but conscripted/pilots.

  • @chingqing0504
    @chingqing0504 Рік тому +118

    Red Baron, a legendary plane of WW1- *Cries profusely*

    • @firebrand420
      @firebrand420 Рік тому +3

      Sigh. Does no one bother to pay attention in history class? The Red Baron was a GERMAN fighter pilot who flew his plane AGAINST the Allies, so no, not exactly a good guy.

    • @chingqing0504
      @chingqing0504 Рік тому +15

      @@firebrand420 There isn't a "Good guy" in history, everyone sucks.

    • @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
      @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Рік тому +18

      @Firebrand420
      You must have graduated from the school of historical illiteracy, WW1 was immensely different than WW2, the blanket statement of “he was German” is so hideously moronic and vague, especially when speaking on WW1, a much more complicated war than it’s sequel. He committed any war crimes, he fought for his nation in a war his country didn’t start.

    • @LDS-Guy
      @LDS-Guy Рік тому

      ​@@firebrand420 *"Sigh"*
      Maybe you should sign off the internet because it is clearly not helping you intellectually. Pick up a textbook, you retard.

    • @zephyr8072
      @zephyr8072 Рік тому

      Whichever side America fights is the bad guy.
      Duh. If you disagree then you hate freedom.

  • @Wulabaloo
    @Wulabaloo Рік тому +160

    0:00 Imagine ruining your friendship because of an interview. I wouldn’t tell anyone that ever, and she said it in the dumbest situation possible.

    • @EvanMHodge
      @EvanMHodge Рік тому +3

      id prefer to tell her then keep it a secret

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 Рік тому +8

      ​@@EvanMHodgelet's ignore it was a secret for two years

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf Рік тому

      Fucking someone else’s bf is also high key retarded.

    • @chloeelizabeth2174
      @chloeelizabeth2174 Рік тому +13

      Hodgeheg - Or just not sleep with your friends boyfriend 😅

    • @Farce13
      @Farce13 Рік тому +15

      ​@@EvanMHodgeI prefer not to sleep around, especially with my friend's significant other

  • @bubster656
    @bubster656 Рік тому +65

    You know Ailurus is about to pop a gasket when he starts his rants with a history lesson

  • @5Geass
    @5Geass Рік тому +61

    To be fair, that bartender was just doing his job. Had he known the man simply had a neurological disorder, he probably would've said yes right away.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 8 місяців тому +6

      i have neurological problems that also cause me to seem kind of drunk sometimes and i dont blame them when bartenders do that to me, but just explaining things solves the problem every time. Even if you're super clumsy and slur your words it's not too hard to figure out when someone is sober based off what they say.

  • @Blue_cheese.
    @Blue_cheese. Рік тому +602

    Ailurus is quite literally the only non robotic and actually good Reddit UA-camrs
    I have appeared to start a war in the replies lol

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Рік тому +335

    Your baby failed a dna test?
    You forgave yourself for cheating?
    ......... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +23

      Exactly, so many women act way too entitled these days

    • @glowinggames1561
      @glowinggames1561 Рік тому +20

      It's like she's trynna make the kid sound bad too.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Рік тому

      You forgave yourself, wow, good for you, ngas least of all your ex husband

  • @randalthediscountvandal1708
    @randalthediscountvandal1708 Рік тому +45

    The Witcher TV show is exactly why I hate 'creatives' and that they 'want to put their own twist on things'

  • @vand5907
    @vand5907 Рік тому +38

    As a pizza delivery guy myself, I consider myself lucky anytime I get any tip over $2, but I don’t complain even if I get no tip. One order in the long run isn’t going to ruin your ability to pay for the things you need to. A $5 tip on a $25 order is MORE than enough, the guy in that second clip needs to get his priorities straight.

    • @_Circus_Clapped_
      @_Circus_Clapped_ Рік тому +2

      he should be happy he wasn't greeted by a shotgun, no one would ever know if he went to a more industrial area--- a lot of delivery drivers have been robbed recently and they get little to no coverage until they find the body

  • @fishyfow3767
    @fishyfow3767 Рік тому +105

    Man my face already hurts please stop giving me reasons to smack it

  • @Luci_the_Demon
    @Luci_the_Demon Рік тому +79

    For clarification regarding the Titan, it's not just the Titan that used a controller like that. Controllers are currently used with a lot of applications in the real world. The Army uses them to pilot their drones; the Navy uses them to pilot their ROVs and drones as well. Just thought I'd share

    • @bombvoyage5686
      @bombvoyage5686 Рік тому +20

      That is good and all but having an outdated and poor quality Logitech is bad. The military uses I believe is Microsoft Xbox controllers

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills Рік тому +7

      Fair. But using an out dated, low quality controller is was people are calling out.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 Рік тому

      Funny thing...drones aren't carrying half a dozen people they can kill if it malfunctions. What's more funny is bringing up the Navy...the same people the racist cl0wn refused to hire that would make his sh*t sub work were snubbed for diversity hires.

    • @plottintoast
      @plottintoast Рік тому +5

      And they don't use it to pilot things with living beings in them.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, the controller had nothing to do with the implosion.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +74

    13:02 I can't imagine how the producer thought that was a good idea. Like, imagine calling your own audience idiots because you badly simplified the story

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 Рік тому +4

      That would make me angry.

    • @_Circus_Clapped_
      @_Circus_Clapped_ Рік тому +1

      I've never watched it, nor will I watch Resident Evil movies that are coming out because they are so boring

  • @tangangsta
    @tangangsta Рік тому +30

    Fun Fact: Goliath was only about 6,9. Though impressive his skull wouldn't be that large.

    • @znoctsprodz
      @znoctsprodz Рік тому

      Goliath was litteraly called a giant at least 10'0

    • @Glubnub
      @Glubnub 4 місяці тому +2

      @@znoctsprodz the other people could’ve just been short as shit

  • @Badinternet21
    @Badinternet21 Рік тому +62

    Damn, that DoorDash guy was ungrateful as hell!

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo Рік тому +17

      I love that the lady gave him the sarcastic "you're welcome".

    • @2oukan
      @2oukan Рік тому +1

      He should get mad at his job for paying him less than like 200$ a day😂

    • @legoimperialguard1021
      @legoimperialguard1021 Рік тому +1

      Im sorry what delivery job are you getting payed $200 a day?

    • @2oukan
      @2oukan Рік тому +1

      @@legoimperialguard1021 if you work 8$ for 7 hours thats 56 bucks thats nothing

    • @2oukan
      @2oukan Рік тому +1

      @@legoimperialguard1021 you should at least be getting 1k per week

  • @Howaboutthatlipton
    @Howaboutthatlipton Рік тому +65

    Seeing other people screw up this badly at existing makes me feel less bad about my minor mistakes

  • @vasoconvict
    @vasoconvict Рік тому +5

    I aboslutely love the rant you went on at 6:51, I was expecting the punchline and it still hit me like a bus. I'm nerdy about superconductors and physics/chem stuff like that too, so that's cool

  • @katsarida
    @katsarida Рік тому +138

    The real victim of that babydaddy story is the 8 year old boy who was just effectively abandoned by the man he thought was his father over something that isn’t his fault. That man shouldn’t be obligated to pay for that child but it really sucks that he’ll probably never interact with the boy again just because he isn’t his blood and his mother wronged him. Poor kid…

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone Рік тому +14

      Right? I get not paying child support amymore, but at least don't strand the boy...

    • @hornet8364
      @hornet8364 Рік тому

      i mean yeah poor kid but you gotta understand that the man was esentially bullshited out of 8 years of his incomes by a woman that turns out to have cheated, for a son that isnt his

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 Рік тому +37

      ​@@jonquilgemstonehe has zero obligation to that child beyond telling him what scam his scumbag mom and deadbeat dad did to him.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 Рік тому

      Stop trying to shame him into playing daddy to someone else's kid. Keep your legs closed cheating 304's.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +23

      Not the dad’s fault, entirely on the mother.

  • @shadowwolf8434
    @shadowwolf8434 Рік тому +15

    3:54 to quote a meme "The Lion The Witch and Audacity of this Bitch"

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman Рік тому +26

    14:50
    Okay, to be fair to OP here, bartenders are _far_ more likely to see people who are acting that way because they're drunk, so it's reasonable that they would've assumed the same in that situation, especially considering there really wasn't any way they could have known for certain it was a neurological condition without it being explained.

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +39

    14:23 And apparently the people behind "Secret Invasion", in response to a fan backlash, asked if it's their job to please the fans.
    Supposedly.
    I dunno if it's true but if it is that's STUPID

    • @Blanktester685
      @Blanktester685 Рік тому +13

      That is there job if they want people to keep watching lmfao.

  • @sillymovie1330
    @sillymovie1330 Рік тому +13

    It’s crazy how one of the producers said Henry Cavil was annoying because how enthusiastic he was over the role

  • @OHTIJ
    @OHTIJ Рік тому +35

    I remember the first time that someone mentioned that the ocean gate sub was using a gaming controller, they said that it wasn’t as rare as people thought for that to happen

    • @fedethegreat88
      @fedethegreat88 Рік тому

      Yea but that is a 3rd party low quality wireless Logitech controller. Using controllers for important things is ok as long as the controller is actually high quality, which wasn't the case for the Titan submarine's

  • @PiperFeld
    @PiperFeld Рік тому +14

    It just baffles me more and more that World War 1 is just so easily forgotten by the general public. And that the Germans of the 1st World War were the same or interchangeable with the ones from the 2nd . One was an Imperial state, the other was...well I'm not gonna go on a rant or else I'll get more grey hairs.

  • @silentmuse6660
    @silentmuse6660 Рік тому +18

    Hey, at least the man with the neurological condition understood where the bartender was coming from and didn't start a scene, and just went to find his caregiver so they could explain. That probably happens everything he enters into a bar by himself and tries to get a drink.

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow Рік тому +63

    The medias fear of tiddys while having no qualm of showing all sorts of violence never ceases to amaze me

    • @BubbaMassacre
      @BubbaMassacre Рік тому +3

      Difference is, gore doesn’t have an age restriction for viewing

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому +1

      @@BubbaMassacreWhy?

    • @BubbaMassacre
      @BubbaMassacre Рік тому +1

      @@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 no clue (about why gore doesn’t have a restriction)

    • @spinnyspins9135
      @spinnyspins9135 Рік тому +1

      ​@@BubbaMassacreIt actually does have an age restriction depending on what it's in. Most movies and TV shows actually do have age restrictions regarding gore and the same with other media outlets. The only exception is news coverage and even then they do censor or sometimes and sometimes they don't.

  • @SomeGoose_
    @SomeGoose_ Рік тому +22

    1:49 A lot of government organisations use Xbox and PlayStation controllers to pilot various devices like drones since they're relatively cheap and work pretty well so using a game controller is quite common but the main problem is that it was wireless, so if the Bluetooth connection is lost, they lose control of the submarine. Even so they should have probably used something a tad better than the third party controller that you give to your younger brother to make him happy.

    • @Fbispook
      @Fbispook Рік тому +3

      *obliterates a hospital* you’re dog water, uninstall.

    • @nam0r13b
      @nam0r13b Рік тому

      That's a ps360 controller

    • @fernandomarques5166
      @fernandomarques5166 Рік тому +1

      That submarine had a lot of problems but that controller was the least problematic of them all yet everyone seems to hover on that point

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 Рік тому +6

    7:10 I didn't know where you were going with this at the start, but it made sense at the end 😂😂

  • @Arcaneical
    @Arcaneical Рік тому +50

    Thank you for the content panda daddy! Your stuff always puts a smile on my face and always unbores me! Keep it up man!❤️

  • @glowinggames1561
    @glowinggames1561 Рік тому +16

    8:15 Ah yes I'm 100% sure if she got that she would spend it on her kids. She definitely would't buy random bullshit for herself. She's probably an amazing mom.

  • @Dreptilator
    @Dreptilator Рік тому +21

    2:35 god that smile is gonna haunt me forever

  • @Godkingzeus.69
    @Godkingzeus.69 Рік тому +30

    Bro went on a whole discussion about super conductors to roast that dude 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 7:52

  • @T1ttyLedz
    @T1ttyLedz Рік тому +5

    "I remember doing shooting drills in highschool" The fact there are active shooting drills at all... We had fire drills and that was it.. mad..

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +8

    3:16 I can see the preschool teacher quietly saying "stfu"

  • @MenatllyIllEngineer
    @MenatllyIllEngineer Рік тому +12

    Related to the “Nazi” plane. My dad has the radioactive warring sight tattooed on his shoulder and he’s been yelled at multiple times by people thinking it’s a fucking swastica or some type of white supremacy symbol. They always end up looking stupid when my dad angrily explains that it’s the warning sign for radioactive waste

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad Рік тому

      Honestly, either people today are so willfully stupid that they can't tell the difference between a warning symbol and a swastika and get angry, or they're just picking a fight.

    • @spinnyspins9135
      @spinnyspins9135 Рік тому

      That's really fucking stupid but those people are probably associating it with the Atomwaffen, which is a neo nazi group.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist Рік тому +13

    10:48 I'm surprised that the article went this way - usually it's men hating on men for being "weak" by enjoying/doing anything that doesn't taste bad or is at least mildly uncomfortable.

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 Рік тому +11

    13:02 so ive actually started reading The Last Wish, and it literally does monster of the week style short stories, they literally could have done that and it would have been amazing.
    Oh but "we had tp change it for American audiences" bro I'm reading the books because I want to see something inspired by Polish folklore!
    (By the way, casting director literally admitted that she cast based on her politics)

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind Рік тому +21

    I saw that door dash video. Guy was super entitled and was honestly lucky he got as much as he did.

    • @Notsoholygospel
      @Notsoholygospel Рік тому

      I just disagree with basing tips off of food cost when its delivery it should be based off the distance

    • @spinnyspins9135
      @spinnyspins9135 Рік тому

      ​@@NotsoholygospelIt shouldn't. That's insanely ridiculous. I'm not about to dish out $5 because it took someone ten minutes to get to my apartment. They either get 20% of my food cost or nothing at all.

    • @Notsoholygospel
      @Notsoholygospel Рік тому

      @@spinnyspins9135 I'm more so on about the ones that send you 30 minutes out of your way and then you have to go back 30 mins only for like 12 bucks seems like alot but gas and the amount of time for food pickup make it so its actually unlivable pay all I gotta say to your response is one of 2 things will happen apps will start charging way more to pay their drivers appropriately which will be more than what you wanna tip or people will stop delivering and make it harder for delivery to be accessible common sense would you work for a couple bucks an hour when it costs you alot to even do the job probably not the main ones who do will accept multiple deliveries across several apps increasing your wait time so yum cold cheap food

    • @samc9133
      @samc9133 Рік тому

      ​@@spinnyspins9135You are subsidizing their paycheck. It will take about half an hour for them in 99% of cases. If you give them like $2, next tip is also like $2, they just made under min wage to get you your food. Don't like it, don't use those services so that tipping culture can die out and you don't have to worry about that anymore. Most dashers will tell you something like "I don't move my car for less than X$, it's just not worth it." But yeah if you're tipping literally less than the gas cost to get yourself there, that's 100% still the business's fault for shafting drivers, but you're still not helping matters.

  • @Robot54k
    @Robot54k Рік тому +21

    I love this creator, always excited when a video comes out

  • @d.sblack5900
    @d.sblack5900 Рік тому +7

    7:37 if they have a problem with that don’t tell about the Red Baron frozen pizza.

  • @BlackKyrem40035
    @BlackKyrem40035 Рік тому +3

    I want to absolutely kick the sh*t out of who ever dares saying that that women who proposed to the man she loved oh so much to want to be with him for the rest of her life has no self-respect. It takes a whole shit ton of self-respect and willpower to propose to your true love and i praise this lovely lady for being able to express her feelings and putting herself out there to claim her loved ones heart. I wish them all the happiness possible in their future together.

  • @10thletter40
    @10thletter40 Рік тому +12

    The guy was clearly searching for trouble on the piercing thing but I guarantee that was a nose piercing 😂

  • @bruhchannel1216
    @bruhchannel1216 Рік тому +3

    4:41
    Hey siri. Add, emotional and physical bonding with your children from birth to the list of gay things

  • @CaptainCait
    @CaptainCait Рік тому +5

    6:21 she wanted to put cocaine in the bottle because her baby wouldn’t wake up…and when being arrested she stated she’s very late on her period and likely pregnant again.
    Truly the most revolting example of every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child.

  • @elliottenglish2388
    @elliottenglish2388 Рік тому +5

    8:00
    I wanted to die after that, WW1 Germany and WW2 Germany were very different, the fact that I, a 13 year old (who is a big history buff) knows more then that guy is shocking.

    • @ImperiumAmericana76
      @ImperiumAmericana76 Рік тому +5

      Same, I am a History buff as well and that Hurt my brain Immensely.

  • @chrisruss_
    @chrisruss_ Рік тому +6

    that rant about 8 minutes in about the guy thinking a plane was flown by nazis was so out of pocket but so genius oh my god

  • @flameofdecca
    @flameofdecca Рік тому +10

    5:48 Also the possibility your children could be watching.

  • @sleepdeprived395
    @sleepdeprived395 Рік тому +16

    Yes Bro! I'm so happy you made a new video. You're awesome❤

  • @domi-no1826
    @domi-no1826 Рік тому +6

    3:25 goliath may or may not have severe head trauma.
    HE WAS ONLY NINE FEET TALL, I GET THATS BIG BIG NOT THAT BIG

  • @BlackTemplar679
    @BlackTemplar679 Рік тому +2

    “High above the mud and blood of the battlefield, there is another war going between the daredevils of the skys known as the aces. Amongst them, there is a man in his plane who will stand out, The Red Baron“

  • @splittypoo
    @splittypoo Рік тому +36

    I think any tip should be appreciated, some people aren't as grateful nowadays

  • @StarFroggo
    @StarFroggo Рік тому +3

    YAY A NEW VIDEO, i love your videos and have been watching for a few months

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 Рік тому +8

    16:05
    If "okay" doesn't send the message, say "thanks" instead.

  • @ythatesfacts
    @ythatesfacts Рік тому +7

    3:30 I'm a christian and I don't care if anyone believes in evolution or not. Goliath wasn't as big as a low-teir titan from AOT. Bed size also doesn't determine how tall someone is so having a 10ft iron bed isn't a guarantee that he was actually 10ft. I think he was actually around 6 and a half feet due to him and people around were well fed while Israelites were not and they seemed like giants and made a hyperbole. Regardless of if the story is true or not historically doesn't exactly 100% matter.

  • @F1reStartr
    @F1reStartr Рік тому +15

    6:50
    As a Real History Fan, this physically hurt me to see.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +3

      As a World War I fan, it hurt me as well

    • @JackieOwl94
      @JackieOwl94 Рік тому +2

      As a Snoopy fan, this hurt.

    • @TrashBinGuy
      @TrashBinGuy Рік тому +1

      As a WW2 fan, this makes me mad

    • @brandealda5868
      @brandealda5868 Рік тому

      As a nazi fan, this physically and spiritually wounded me.

    • @LDS-Guy
      @LDS-Guy Рік тому +1

      As a supporter of Unit 731, I shall weep with you guys.

  • @jackalopeb9598
    @jackalopeb9598 Рік тому +4

    2:02 Something similar happened to me. I worked at a small shop. The nephew of the owner moved from out of state and wanted to find clothes. I told him about my thrifting and clearance sale shopping. My former boss didn’t like that and pulled me off to the side to not say that. There were no customers so I didn’t know what the problem was.

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff Рік тому +8

    The controller was not the problem with the Titan, in fact it was the best thing it had going for it, given it is actually very intuitive and easy to use if you know what you are doing
    It's the fact that it was a metal can that couldn't handle the water pressure and also had no methods of recovery that was awful

  • @dynajay4106
    @dynajay4106 Рік тому +11

    I am never entirely sure if this obtuse behavior is considered "normal" nowadays or if it only seems that way due to how easy it is to access these articles online. Also way too afraid to ask if the global IQ is dropping.

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Рік тому +2

      There is a number that isn't negative for global iq?

  • @nottony8665
    @nottony8665 Рік тому +4

    Bro pulled the "NUH HU" card
    12:05

  • @lost_pmc_3927
    @lost_pmc_3927 Рік тому +2

    6:53 tell me you failed history class without telling me you failed history class

    • @lost_pmc_3927
      @lost_pmc_3927 Рік тому +1

      Because that is a ww1 era plane and of that the legendary Red Baron a German pilot from ww1 that was so well respected that he was even given a military funeral by the countries he was fighting against and wrote the first book on aircraft combat

    • @lost_pmc_3927
      @lost_pmc_3927 Рік тому +1

      And that is an iron cross not the the no no German symbol

  • @DonderNashawk
    @DonderNashawk Рік тому +2

    The bartender probably wouldn't have been fired. We're trained to deny service to anybody that looks to be inebriated, as bartenders have the right to do so. It's better to lose the sale of one customer than lose your liquor license.

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm Рік тому +1

    I really cannot believe that the Titanic Submersible had a water bottle for a toilet…
    like, I just can’t imagine millionaires doing that…

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 Рік тому +3

    Regarding the Red Baron plane, people are not going to try to find out what they think they already know.

  • @joelthemetalhead9444
    @joelthemetalhead9444 Рік тому +1

    The whole superconductor story just to say that the fogger dr1(the plane of the red Baron) wasnt used in ww2 and that it wouldnt even take 2 seconds or 3 braincells to google that was just fucking funny

  • @noahsmith7251
    @noahsmith7251 Рік тому +5

    2:47 why does she look like a alien trying to be disguised as a human.

  • @arsenal.unwashed
    @arsenal.unwashed Рік тому +2

    11:41 I think jimmy neutron here thinks that there's 24 waking hours in a day...

  • @dylfai
    @dylfai Рік тому +6

    This video was goated, the Superconductor Rant was hilarious and the Filthy Frank edit was funny, more Editing for future videos would be great.

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad Рік тому

      And it wasn't just hot air either, we have come so far that someone could have the work of millions of dedicated scientists and engineers, and still not know a damn thing about somewhat simple history

    • @dylfai
      @dylfai Рік тому +1

      @@pmchad I know, he just started talking about something he’s excited about then roped it back into roasting him.

  • @downeedles9249
    @downeedles9249 Рік тому +2

    2:15 she look crazy, that's why i'm not shocked how she can think they are "happy" to cut he cucumbers

  • @rangerchief8004
    @rangerchief8004 Рік тому +3

    3:02 : If this is how your kid speaks than they have already proven you and the school has failed them. Teach them this for their future, “ Yo be whating fries with dat ? “

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому

      That was probably a fake post - they tried a little too hard to sound like "kid speak" imo... plus, how would they even know what the kid said, maybe, idk.

  • @11er33.
    @11er33. Рік тому +2

    almost all semi autonomous devices use basic controllers, especially during development. All FIRST robots use gamepads, they're cheap, reliable, and work with most devices. the gamepad, was probably the most reliable part of the submarine. whatever went wrong, it wasn't the controller

  • @SkyEcho751
    @SkyEcho751 Рік тому +7

    "Western Audiences can't understand High Fantasy" Excuse you, Fantasy was MADE in the west, as well as DND and Pathfinder being not only from the west, but being 2 of the _titular_ ttrpg's that practically everyone has heard about at some point and probably half of them have either watched recorded campaigns or played in the game.

    • @audreyharris7643
      @audreyharris7643 Рік тому

      I wonder if he's saying that cause he thinks the east handles them better.
      And yeah that is a stupid statement

  • @loopinberri
    @loopinberri Рік тому +2

    Hearing Aliurus shout at moronic posts and images makes me happy on a level I can't pinpoint.

  • @insaneproductions9117
    @insaneproductions9117 Рік тому +7

    3:38 also that he probably wasn’t a giant but a very big tall guy.

  • @shadicusivxxradicus2253
    @shadicusivxxradicus2253 Рік тому +1

    If Steve Pierce doesn't like the way Lagoon conducts their business, maybe Mr. Pierce should stop going to Lagoon. I personally enjoy Lagoon's rides and attractions.

  • @mephosto
    @mephosto Рік тому +4

    dude, you want to talk scary. florida isn't any different from everywhere else, they just have a law that everything is published.

  • @zViolinE
    @zViolinE Рік тому +2

    7:13 HEYY I LIVE NEAR THIS AMUSEMENT PARK!!
    I used to think the same thing when I was younger, like "omg why do they have a nazi plane in the kids ride??" but eventually I learned that wasn't the case.

  • @Axel-wo6qu
    @Axel-wo6qu Рік тому +3

    I heard people say that when they simplified the Witcher for Americans, he was actually talking about the producer. He just couldn't say that outright because then he'd get fired.

    • @gavinblack412
      @gavinblack412 2 місяці тому

      It's hard (neigh impossible)to explain art to someone whose brain only operates in the form of corporate spread sheets, profit margins and other numbers. You might as well try to explain Mozart to an ATM

  • @gamedev7088
    @gamedev7088 Рік тому +2

    11:15
    Victims? That’s a very big understatement. Call them idiots.

  • @Supernova2464
    @Supernova2464 Рік тому +7

    8:04 I think people see the Iron Cross and assume it’s yazi stuff because modern media replaces the swastika with it. In case you were unaware, the Iron Cross is essentially Germany’s version of the Medal of Honor, it was awarded long before WW2 and is still awarded today!

    • @audreyharris7643
      @audreyharris7643 Рік тому +1

      Yup

    • @twinboo529
      @twinboo529 Рік тому

      Was it not also the Luftwaffe's roundel

    • @Supernova2464
      @Supernova2464 Рік тому

      @@audreyharris7643 correct me if I’m wrong, but the Iron cross was first awarded by Prussia before the unification of Germany, right?

    • @audreyharris7643
      @audreyharris7643 Рік тому

      @@Supernova2464 yup but by Napoleon I think if I remember correctly it came from France first then given to Prussia

    • @Supernova2464
      @Supernova2464 Рік тому

      @@audreyharris7643 history is funny like that sometimes

  • @bobcat_mike7619
    @bobcat_mike7619 Рік тому +1

    6:27 Florida publicizes crimes at a higher rate than most states. Every place in the US has crimes like these that are just not posted on news sites.

  • @tailzz6969
    @tailzz6969 Рік тому +2

    11:27 is the most redditor moment that could possibly sum up a redditor in a single picture

  • @Tropius_Fan
    @Tropius_Fan 3 місяці тому +1

    15:02 not sure if thats a facepalm OP had no idea of the condition and was just doing his job and was playing it safe

  • @splsh8539
    @splsh8539 Рік тому +6

    The Red Baron wasnt a nazi

  • @adrianjohnson222
    @adrianjohnson222 Рік тому +1

    I'm really high on edibles and when Ailurus started randomly talking about room-temperature superconductors I legitimately thought I was hallucinating lmao

  • @JudgeNicodemus
    @JudgeNicodemus Рік тому +4

    14:50 well, at least we know this bartender wouldn't kill someone with alcohol poisoning. Shape about the misidentification though. Didn't seem like the guy was too upset though.

  • @kriegenjoyer6913
    @kriegenjoyer6913 Рік тому +3

    The Louisville zoo got a new red panda named sunny D!

  • @waysidetundra3352
    @waysidetundra3352 Рік тому +2

    6:49 ahh yes the Red Baron, very famous nazi pilot from ww2

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +7

    13:35 it's like the halo TV show being bad because the creators of the show never played the games for inspiration for the sorce material, it's not that hard to look for sorce material fot a movieadaptatiom, the 2 sonic movies, the SMB movie, Arcane

    • @Thug_Gru
      @Thug_Gru Рік тому +2

      Or in the opposite case the last of us, such a good show

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +1

      @Thug_Gru yeah and the game is frustrating and unsatisfying

  • @DankBoyy00
    @DankBoyy00 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude really thought the Red Baron was a Nazi 🤣