I feel like Ailurus should cover some wholesome subreddits cause I feel like he deserves it after r/trashy, r/noahgettheboat and r/cringetopia my man needs some r/awww
2:12 “I bet you could cut the air with a dull knife and hold it in your hands” I have never heard such a great description of truly nasty, dense smells.
That girl mocking the body of her ex's gf didn't realize that he chose that body over hers and if her body is better that's even worse because that shows how unbearable she must be.
You have the best reddit content imo, you aren't like most who just read the post and moves on, you actually put in uneque opinions that i like to listen too
I got a friend who wears boot slippers, otherwise known as boots but the shaft (the tall part) has been cut off with a saw. He calls them 'Blippers'. Very similar concept to the boot sandels.
Here is another tip the instant you see that you call door dash and show them it better yet have them drop it off at the porch because if it’s dropped off at the porch they have to take a photo for proof most of the time this will help you get your money back and these people fired.
I bought an intact foreclosed house after the 2008 recession and shortly after closing the former owners came back, kicked in our door, and destroyed the house. Put holes in the walls, tore down light fixtures, broke doors etc. Instead of punishing the bank for repossessing it by reducing its resale value before they left, they waited to victimize us. Made no sense.
The worst part about strange rules is that you know there’s a reason for it like no matter how bizarre at some point a real human person had to deal with that situation 😬
Wouldn't it cost the construction company more in legal fees and damages to the cars as they aren't a licenced towing company? or does america not have those laws
Never once in my life did I ever have the thought of whether or not Santa was circumcised or not, and what's weirder to me is that I never thought about how some people view not being circumcised as strange.
as for the goodwill thing, i worked at a goodwill, even the nicest ones are trashy, and people will donate unreasonable amounts of trash, and since goodwill hires druggies, and angry teenagers, it just, happened, lol
6:11 my dad was a doordash driver for a while, and stopped to get a better paying job, because people actually expected him to drive 30 minutes to $7 with no tip, that doesn't even cover the cost of fuel for that trip
Seriously. I just Googled it and only 1/3 of men are circumcised. That means more people AREN'T. So it's weirder to be circumcised? Lmao Edit: commented before seeing context sorry. My guess is cause it's Santa. Santa is associated with a Christian Saint, St Nicholas. A quote from the bible "this is my covenant which you shall keep between me and you and thy seed after you - every male child among you shall be circumcised" so christians are known for circumcision. Just so you know I'm not Christian and I got all my info from google xD
6:30 correction: it’s Boulder Colorado. This is a shock to exactly nobody who’s seen that library in the past year. Their patio been lookin like a KOA for years. Plus the biggest party school in the state is right there. I’m more surprised this didn’t happen sooner
Apparently Boulder = All of Colorado-a massive desert where everyone loves meth and is toothless-according to Ailurus Kind of a rare L take from Ailurus in my opinion, but oh well
@@xiaolin867 yeah, we can just ignore the giant mountain range that takes up a good third of the state. Also the only drug Colorado is known for is weed, so…
3:28 If I had psychic powers, I would never have to directly deal with this. I just lift the person into the air, park into the spot, then put the person back down 5 feet somewhere else. You know what, I bet you all parking problems will be solved with psychic powers
Bad traffic? Not with psychic powers. You have options. Levitate all cars in your lane and drive under them like a wave effect, levitate your own car and fly over them and over stop lights, or yeet that jackass that cut you off or is riding your rear bumper into the ditch
@@youremom-dz2ko unless you're planning on straight up putting the thing in the fire, it won't melt that easily. And if you want, you can use normal dishwashing liquid to clean it as well.
Something tells me that dragging and dumping a vehicle into the middle of the road instead of having road services properly remove it is more illegal than blocking a construction entrance.
thank you mr panda daddy, your videos have changed my life forever, i was homeless, broke, and musty, now im making 6 figures and living very well. thank you-2oukan.
The whole parking lot thing: this is why I park as far in the back as I can, to get away from people. The only time I care about being anywhere close to the front is during inclement weather like heavy rain, snow or ice. Otherwise, I like a good walk and Door Dash? Never used it in my life (nor any food delivery besides once or twice having a pizza delivered) and after hearing all the stories I hear about what people do with the food, I probably never will. I can order food over the phone or online and just go get it myself.
The no parking signs stuck on the walls are in my opinion easy to miss since usually a no parking sign is right next to a potential parking spot and not that far away.
2:15 Hey, that is my post on reddit, lol!!!! Yeah the crackhead who was living there for 16-17 years, but """recently"""wasn't paying her rent so she got kick out. I had to clean that mess.
6:21 👏🤣😂No wonder when my dad goes..he would spend hours at the library (California) than walking home and sitting outside reading…reading out old plays 😂😅
11:34 Who da frick-bäckerei eats their advent calender, its just cardboard and paper, sometimes wood. (Ik it is meant to be the chocolates, but the insta person reads less books than i do. And mine is basicly 0
As of 5:04, I have been one of those people where I got way to drunk at a bar and knew I was going to blow, so I went as quickly as I could to the bathroom and when I stepped inside I knew I wasnt going to make it so I went to the urinal, its either that or I puked on the floor. now it was a deep urinal so I didnt need to shove my whole face in there. I just wanted to give an explanation as to why some people might do it, others are just lazy. Only done it once, as I did this near when I first started drinking and now have a way better idea of what my limit is. Again not an excuse, just an explanation. Love the Vids, love having them open and listening to you narrate stuff while I play games.
2:32 - Not to mention that any damages to the rented space is going to their credit score if they can’t pay. So now they’re known as someone who skips rent _and_ damages property. Have fun living in the bad part of town forever. :B
As a person who unfortunately hails from Colorado, I can confirm you can expect to melt into the sidewalk. If you're not spontaneously combusting, you're getting hypothermia in the winter. 0/10 do not recommend unless you want to ski. Also it's radioactive.
The thing is that Starbucks will give anyone a free cup. All you have to do is ask. Goodwill sucks. 100% profit . The only one they help is themselves. Also they always ask if you want to round it off to the next dollar for some bullshit reason. So if your purchase is 5. 16 it's going to 6 and that's more profit.
After seeing this video in my recommended I was confused as I thought Ailurus posted a r/trashy video but turns out my brain just stopped working and made me think I had seen an r/trashy video when in reality I had just browsed it last night out of boredom
I worked for an airport cleaning company, thats normal every single day. Seats and floor are Hella dirty. People don't even acknowledge others go fly too.
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r/iamapieceofshit soon?
Its hasn't been min and I'm already enjoying the vid
I am a ram driver from Colorado, 😂
Santa being naked than uncut...
Dodge Ram: You only buy us to sell us to other Ram owners as parts
I feel like Ailurus should cover some wholesome subreddits cause I feel like he deserves it after r/trashy, r/noahgettheboat and r/cringetopia my man needs some r/awww
Agreed
It won’t bring as many views sadly 😔
or some r/humansbeingbros
He already covers subreddits like that, like r/humansbeingbros
@@Jakewebmaster8 yeah, we know, but it's been a while.
2:12 “I bet you could cut the air with a dull knife and hold it in your hands”
I have never heard such a great description of truly nasty, dense smells.
I read this at the exact time he said it lol
Air so thick you can put it between two buns and kill a health inspector with it
Basically that scene from the amazing world of gumball, but with pure filth.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx thats what i thought too
This reminds me of that one tawog episode :
"The air here is so thick, you can cut it with a knife!" *Proceeds to cut air with knife*
That girl mocking the body of her ex's gf didn't realize that he chose that body over hers and if her body is better that's even worse because that shows how unbearable she must be.
2:51 Thing is, if he’s no longer dating purely for looks, it’s because he’s learning from his mistakes.
Plus the fact its been 5 years and she's still stalking him xD
@@CloneBiker I didn’t even pay attention to that! Jesus she’s persistent.
@@krusader9508 clearly she looks at every girl he dates lol. Big ego on that one
4:53 That Indian dude has a great sense of humor Holy shit
All of the Indian people I've met have great personalities.
"She's trouble, and not even the good kind"
You have the best reddit content imo, you aren't like most who just read the post and moves on, you actually put in uneque opinions that i like to listen too
Or reddit content thats done in that text to speech stuff
I like him because he isn't over the top
emkay does it too
@@josephalonzo6731 emkay is cringe
uneque?
"Bitch, that's not even the right camera" had me GONE 💀💀
I got a friend who wears boot slippers, otherwise known as boots but the shaft (the tall part) has been cut off with a saw. He calls them 'Blippers'. Very similar concept to the boot sandels.
do you know about 'Brocs'? they are boots but the shaft is Crocs
this just sounds like shoes with extra steps
I would call the boot sandels soodels
You need to disown that friendship immidiatly, just kidding I bet a person with "boots" like that is pretty cool.
@@Sleeper-Work bandalism
3:41 She really said, "that sign can't stop me, I can't read!
Or… “Oh, I see what it’s saying. But I won’t stop until my husband gets back.”
Burger Jesus 🙏 Amen.
9:05 When the Texas License plates I was disappointed but then when I heard my home town of Houston come into the mix I wasn't surprised
I've never been to Houston, I've never even been to Texas, but as soon as the video started, I just knew it was Houston
5:38 Here, McDonalds delivery bags have a seal. If the seal is open, then you know the food has been tampered with.
Here is another tip the instant you see that you call door dash and show them it better yet have them drop it off at the porch because if it’s dropped off at the porch they have to take a photo for proof most of the time this will help you get your money back and these people fired.
@@slashmonster0528 I live in apartment and the intercom is broken. I ask them to call me when they arrive.
I bought an intact foreclosed house after the 2008 recession and shortly after closing the former owners came back, kicked in our door, and destroyed the house. Put holes in the walls, tore down light fixtures, broke doors etc. Instead of punishing the bank for repossessing it by reducing its resale value before they left, they waited to victimize us. Made no sense.
they probably thought the bank had higher chance of lawyering up than y'all did but they probably would still get charged by the state so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am having a terrible day, and seeing you upload a r/trashy video made my day a bit better
The worst part about strange rules is that you know there’s a reason for it like no matter how bizarre at some point a real human person had to deal with that situation 😬
If there’s one thing I’ve learnt from this series, it’s to NEVER USE DOORDASH.
More like this is why you need to check your food to see if it's been tampered with before eating it
“it’s nothing but garbage,skin flakes, and bad decisions in there” Ailurus, you’re so fucking hilarious, omg! Thi# episode has me crying
7:16 the owner got what's coming to him
The owner of the car or the owner of the tow truck?
@@charlieflight6124 owner of the car
They're both idiots
Man’s tires be bald now
Wouldn't it cost the construction company more in legal fees and damages to the cars as they aren't a licenced towing company? or does america not have those laws
Never once in my life did I ever have the thought of whether or not Santa was circumcised or not, and what's weirder to me is that I never thought about how some people view not being circumcised as strange.
Props to the lady who threw her drink at the lady who threw hers at squidward tho
It's just something about cringing at people just feels so nice and painful.
Seeing how horrid and weird some people are makes me feel like a better person lmao
as for the goodwill thing, i worked at a goodwill, even the nicest ones are trashy, and people will donate unreasonable amounts of trash, and since goodwill hires druggies, and angry teenagers, it just, happened, lol
6:11 my dad was a doordash driver for a while, and stopped to get a better paying job, because people actually expected him to drive 30 minutes to $7 with no tip, that doesn't even cover the cost of fuel for that trip
0:01 poor squidward
👽
6:44 homeboy got that chaotic good alignment
9:33 a weird aspect is the fact that being uncircumcized is weird to Ailurus.
How is it weird I'm uncircumcised
@@BigPapaWMoney That is what I am wondering.
Seriously. I just Googled it and only 1/3 of men are circumcised. That means more people AREN'T. So it's weirder to be circumcised? Lmao
Edit: commented before seeing context sorry. My guess is cause it's Santa. Santa is associated with a Christian Saint, St Nicholas. A quote from the bible "this is my covenant which you shall keep between me and you and thy seed after you - every male child among you shall be circumcised" so christians are known for circumcision. Just so you know I'm not Christian and I got all my info from google xD
in America, circumcised dicks are way more common than uncircumcised. It's something you don't see alot
@ American thing, Being uncircumcised rare in North America.
3:00 maybe because he didn't choose looks over quality, means she taught him a valuable lesson
6:30 correction: it’s Boulder Colorado. This is a shock to exactly nobody who’s seen that library in the past year. Their patio been lookin like a KOA for years. Plus the biggest party school in the state is right there. I’m more surprised this didn’t happen sooner
Apparently Boulder = All of Colorado-a massive desert where everyone loves meth and is toothless-according to Ailurus
Kind of a rare L take from Ailurus in my opinion, but oh well
@@xiaolin867 yeah, we can just ignore the giant mountain range that takes up a good third of the state. Also the only drug Colorado is known for is weed, so…
Yeah the meth heads stay on the west side of the mountains.... with the mormons.
Ailurus never fails to cheer me up after a long day
3:22 I don’t get this one. She has a perfectly ordinary body type.
Damn, Squidward really let himself go
11:12 “20 to 50 dollars” 💀💀
I was just about to comment this 💀😅
I thought it was years
@@ZeGoober333 I think it is
You may not like it, but 0:10 is what peak performance looks like
I like to think Ailurus puts on the whole Deadpool/sweatshirt kit everytime he records.
these videos always make me feel a bit better about myself
3:28 If I had psychic powers, I would never have to directly deal with this. I just lift the person into the air, park into the spot, then put the person back down 5 feet somewhere else.
You know what, I bet you all parking problems will be solved with psychic powers
My vengeful ass could never have psychic powers, too many people taking a trip to the sun 😈
Bad traffic? Not with psychic powers. You have options. Levitate all cars in your lane and drive under them like a wave effect, levitate your own car and fly over them and over stop lights, or yeet that jackass that cut you off or is riding your rear bumper into the ditch
@@CatNigga dear Christ.
8:57 This belongs in r/noahgettheboat this is so much more than just r/trashy omg
10:23 This feels like a health violation somehow.
If they're fully cleaned and disinfected by boiling, it's a-ok.
@@charlieflight6124 aren't Starbucks cups *plastic* ? And doesn't plastic *melt* ??
@@youremom-dz2ko unless you're planning on straight up putting the thing in the fire, it won't melt that easily.
And if you want, you can use normal dishwashing liquid to clean it as well.
@@charlieflight6124 got it! But still, selling used anything related to cooking is pretty gross, full on cups is on a whole nother level
@@youremom-dz2ko I mean, don't you usually use straws with starbucks drinks?
If anything, the cup is clean, it's the straw you should worry about.
11:24 Does this guy eat his calendars?
Yes
Advent calendars are the ones with the chocolate
@@oudrieyI’ve had advent calendars that have collectible items.
Something tells me that dragging and dumping a vehicle into the middle of the road instead of having road services properly remove it is more illegal than blocking a construction entrance.
"Seeking a christian female 20-50 dollars" Ailurus 2023
At first I legit thought it was a photo of Chris Chan's car from the future
god everytime i see messy rooms like that i feel the need to scrub every inch of my room
11:32 who the hell eating a calendar
Someone told him to eat more dates to help his bowels and the guy got confused.
thank you mr panda daddy, your videos have changed my life forever, i was homeless, broke, and musty, now im making 6 figures and living very well. thank you-2oukan.
The whole parking lot thing: this is why I park as far in the back as I can, to get away from people. The only time I care about being anywhere close to the front is during inclement weather like heavy rain, snow or ice. Otherwise, I like a good walk and Door Dash? Never used it in my life (nor any food delivery besides once or twice having a pizza delivered) and after hearing all the stories I hear about what people do with the food, I probably never will. I can order food over the phone or online and just go get it myself.
3:46 This chick: That sign can't stop me, cuz I can't read!!
The sand-boots are 100% a magic item. If that lady falls out a plane, you know she bouta be feather-falling to safety
10:30 thats why i hate goodwill, not only do they sell shit like this, its almost 3 bucks for a few shitty cups.
The no parking signs stuck on the walls are in my opinion easy to miss since usually a no parking sign is right next to a potential parking spot and not that far away.
0:00 SQUIDWARD DIDN'T DESERVE THAT! but that lady who did that to him did
Qin car got warner throwend at hi.m :(
11:03 Gotta love how the 8 in 68 was originally a 5, bro has been looking for a while
8:31 bro chasing the wrong cake
2:15
Hey, that is my post on reddit, lol!!!!
Yeah the crackhead who was living there for 16-17 years, but """recently"""wasn't paying her rent so she got kick out. I had to clean that mess.
8:23 FIRE DRIP 🔥🔥🔥
Another godly series with a godly youtuber
"i only spit on people who are respectable"
- ailurus, 2023
"Know what she has that you don't?"
Nice, likable personality?
"A man"
Of course, how could I forget that's the most important achievement.
For the room pictures on this subreddit I need a hazmat suit, the flamethrower from aliens, and a Vietnam era napalm
And to make sure whatever the fuck Imu did in 1060, of one piece.
6:38 Hold on a sec, we also have the mountains too. Unfortunately, not gonna stop people from doing any sort of drug they can.
6:21 👏🤣😂No wonder when my dad goes..he would spend hours at the library (California) than walking home and sitting outside reading…reading out old plays 😂😅
Magnum man wearing a thong got me lmaooo
0:16 BRO ROCKING THE BANDALS 😭
0:48 they turn the guys car into a Mario kart 8 vehicle
11:15 i like to think that he eats his advent calenders lol
I'm surprised Doordash still hasn't changed tips to be done AFTER they get food, I feel like their service would get better if they changed that
11:34
Who da frick-bäckerei eats their advent calender, its just cardboard and paper, sometimes wood.
(Ik it is meant to be the chocolates, but the insta person reads less books than i do. And mine is basicly 0
6:47 the one thing that would have made this video way better is if they all had thick Italian accents
As of 5:04, I have been one of those people where I got way to drunk at a bar and knew I was going to blow, so I went as quickly as I could to the bathroom and when I stepped inside I knew I wasnt going to make it so I went to the urinal, its either that or I puked on the floor. now it was a deep urinal so I didnt need to shove my whole face in there. I just wanted to give an explanation as to why some people might do it, others are just lazy. Only done it once, as I did this near when I first started drinking and now have a way better idea of what my limit is. Again not an excuse, just an explanation. Love the Vids, love having them open and listening to you narrate stuff while I play games.
10:45 If you're going to insult someone for years then at least be like this person and be creative with it.
11:02 this has the same energy as "Boyfriend free Girlfriend"
2:32 - Not to mention that any damages to the rented space is going to their credit score if they can’t pay. So now they’re known as someone who skips rent _and_ damages property. Have fun living in the bad part of town forever. :B
Good job with the regular upload!!
9:30 "he's uncircumcised" only in America man
Squidward already had a bad enough day
2:20 I bet you waved around a butter knife or even a cake spreader in that room, you find some unholy abomination on the end of it.
free icing :)
0:12 BANDLES!!
0:29 DUDE, NO!
0:49
2:08 ruinous room
2:56 toxic ex
5:04 WHY IN THE URINALS!!
8:21 Magnum Man!
11:30 ☹️
0:09 thought those were gun attachments and immediately Texas appeared in my thoughts
As a person who unfortunately hails from Colorado, I can confirm you can expect to melt into the sidewalk. If you're not spontaneously combusting, you're getting hypothermia in the winter. 0/10 do not recommend unless you want to ski. Also it's radioactive.
the tattoo at 1:31 is on an ass cheek LMAO
first vid of 2023, good to have you back man.
I know already this is gonna be one hell of a ride
Don't do my man Squidward like that! What did he do to you?
Awful clarinet solos.
@@HebiHouse nah they are amazing
8:39 God, some people just shouldn't have feet.
time to be disappointed in humanity again part 12
Loving the consistency on the videos lately
3:43 I’m at an sm mall rn too💀
Bro just get free water at Starbucks
The thing is that Starbucks will give anyone a free cup. All you have to do is ask. Goodwill sucks. 100% profit . The only one they help is themselves. Also they always ask if you want to round it off to the next dollar for some bullshit reason. So if your purchase is 5. 16 it's going to 6 and that's more profit.
To be fair doordash drivers without the tip a lot of times are losing money on gas from delivering
9:46 Of course Santa isn’t circumcised, he’s not the mascot of hanukah
Ah yes, Colorado, the state known for being a desert
0:17 ive officially coined these as "bootsles"
0:10
YO SHE GOT THE BANDLES
Watching this in the background and all of a sudden here a place thats like a 30 min drive from me, I was so caught off guard lol
The boots my guy is wearing are sent from hell
After seeing this video in my recommended I was confused as I thought Ailurus posted a r/trashy video but turns out my brain just stopped working and made me think I had seen an r/trashy video when in reality I had just browsed it last night out of boredom
Panda Daddy: "I bet it smells like feet and nightmares"
Me who is afraid of feet because of trauma with an ex: "Why not both?"
I worked for an airport cleaning company, thats normal every single day. Seats and floor are Hella dirty. People don't even acknowledge others go fly too.
0:14 oh nahhh
Colorado here. We're weed and beer guys. We are mountain people. Oh, and they closed a bus station and another library, too.