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  • @blakezummo264
    @blakezummo264 Рік тому +3044

    Love that the girl in the first one is going around. Blown away by her arrogance

    • @Honeybomb3
      @Honeybomb3 Рік тому +482

      She was playing a joke, the “manager” is her friend… hope this helps ease ur anger cuz it did mine

    • @hiplosand3939
      @hiplosand3939 Рік тому +37

      ​@@Honeybomb3 ok

    • @liltoad9050
      @liltoad9050 Рік тому +72

      think about those starving kids in africa, they would love to have that

    • @Honeybomb3
      @Honeybomb3 Рік тому +23

      @@hiplosand3939 k.

    • @asthmainhaler2378
      @asthmainhaler2378 Рік тому +11

      @hiplosand k.

  • @CrampleSmarf
    @CrampleSmarf Рік тому +1089

    "tHe EgG iSn'T oN tHe SaLmOn!" You have got to be joking.

    • @Honeybomb3
      @Honeybomb3 Рік тому +39

      She was :3

    • @johnklimek4595
      @johnklimek4595 Рік тому +36

      @@Honeybomb3 no she was just a cringe influencer

    • @grandiewandie
      @grandiewandie Рік тому +83

      @@johnklimek4595 she was friends with the manager apparently and they were making sure employees wouldnt give someone like that a refund or something

    • @Honeybomb3
      @Honeybomb3 Рік тому +16

      @@johnklimek4595 Whatever you believe John

    • @supergoodadvice853
      @supergoodadvice853 Рік тому +22

      ​@@Honeybomb3 "My source is that I made it up."

  • @Sir_Chomp
    @Sir_Chomp Рік тому +267

    5:12 apparently she tried backpedaling by saying that the story was all fake and that viewers were to blame for taking everything too seriously, but the actual guy she did this to came back WITH RECEIPTS and settled it. he dodged a bullet fr

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Рік тому +3

      The guy was in on it.

    • @DontDoTaxes
      @DontDoTaxes Рік тому +1

      How so?

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Рік тому

      @@DontDoTaxesAre you really that dim?

    • @Johntaco430
      @Johntaco430 Рік тому

      @@DontDoTaxestf you mean how so, that bitch be SEARCHING for issues to complain about

    • @RichD1
      @RichD1 Рік тому +16

      @@DontDoTaxesare you unable to understand why he dodged a bullet? For 3 dollars you can fucking buy a whole new burger in some restaurants, wtf? And she left him for that?? He didn’t just dodge a bullet he dodged a fucking supernova

  • @chlotastrophie
    @chlotastrophie Рік тому +1821

    Alright, potentially unpopular opinion: people are waaaaaay too entitled and sensitive these days. Leaving the restaurant because your egg is on the side? Blocking a Hinge date bc they didn’t want to pay extra for cheese? Alleging digital blackface? I can’t, I just can’t lol

    • @sage2058
      @sage2058 Рік тому +184

      This is a very popular opinion.

    • @jammyjammich
      @jammyjammich Рік тому +75

      according to some sources the first one was a joke with her friend. idk though, but you are right lol

    • @theannilators7479
      @theannilators7479 Рік тому +60

      @@jammyjammich unless her "friends" are the whole wait staff and manager, then no

    • @hohlenwolf
      @hohlenwolf Рік тому +14

      it may be unpopular, but its correct.

    • @NealCamerlengo
      @NealCamerlengo Рік тому +44

      Partly correct. Entitled and sensitive people have existed long before the internet.

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 Рік тому +441

    The little girl was being oblivious of the surprise for the gender reveal and it feels awful that the father was so pissed about a simple mistake. The Granny honestly made the thing better by pretending it was a big surprise while the little girl pouts tearfully and scared.

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 Рік тому +58

      Rule of thumb, if something is wrapped up in a box, you don't just say what it is, and the context behind the entire thing was that the little kid (boy not girl but eh) KNEW that it was supposed to be a surprise

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 Рік тому +22

      @@anonymous-0 I didn't 🤨. I said he shouldn't have said what the surprise was because he did in fact know that it was a surprise

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 Рік тому +7

      @@anonymous-0 they did the opposite?

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 Рік тому +10

      ​@@anonymous-0 this kinda seems like an everyone sucks here situation to me

    • @androzani
      @androzani Рік тому +15

      @@imperialguardsman5726 I agree. In the end, I only felt bad for the grandmother. That’s a very cringy situation to be in. Just watching that made me want to curl up and die.

  • @GetSoupedSoHard
    @GetSoupedSoHard Рік тому +409

    To throw something wholesome in here, i absolutely adore the way granny tried to salvage the gender reveal gone wrong by playing excited and clapping to not make it as awkward. W granny for sure

    • @KolomlynskyHSP1
      @KolomlynskyHSP1 Рік тому +3

      wth even happened

    • @smolgamingfoxo9878
      @smolgamingfoxo9878 Рік тому +27

      ​@@KolomlynskyHSP1the kid behind the grandma, "Troy" when the grandma asked "So whats going to happen?" To the person recording the kid spoke up and
      He responded with "Its a Blue Balloon" stating the gender of the baby, before the Grandmother could open it and see.
      The supposed Father im guessing got i guess angry or agitated due to it being ruined and yelled the kids name "Damn it Troy!" And caused the kid to cry prolly.

    • @KolomlynskyHSP1
      @KolomlynskyHSP1 Рік тому

      @@smolgamingfoxo9878 how did he ruin it, you can see the blue through the lid

    • @heyitsally7995
      @heyitsally7995 Рік тому +10

      @@KolomlynskyHSP1the blue was under the pink stuffing. It was a blue cap, pink stuffing, and a blue balloon.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Рік тому +6

      Total MVG winner: Most Valuable Grandma

  • @axelthunderpaw7013
    @axelthunderpaw7013 Рік тому +914

    I remember when my school tried implementing rules like that. Malicious compliance kicked in 1000% and they regretted and rescinded it within a day or two. Public schools shouldn't be modeled after prisons

    • @cheeseburger_conosiuer
      @cheeseburger_conosiuer Рік тому +16

      wdym by malicious compliance

    • @sapphire2113
      @sapphire2113 Рік тому +75

      @@cheeseburger_conosiuer following the rule in such a way that it subverts what the rule was attempting to accomplish, if im thinking correctly

    • @imhalfhere
      @imhalfhere Рік тому +56

      An example of it would be a store like Walmart implementing a rule that some items HAVE to be bought online instead of picking it up at the store despite being out there in the open. People go buy it and once they're told they have to buy it online, they order it while holding the line and then ask for the item.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +19

      I do not see what the alleged benefits are. Kids are already broken enough from the classes, at least let them have their breaks.

    • @tracey8121
      @tracey8121 Рік тому +23

      @@plebisMaximus nah why would you have a break man,don't have them,go to work after college and then go to gym.
      fuck up your entire mental health and find out that you got some serious mental problems,just because of how bad school systems are anywhere.
      is fun,trust me,so fun that i am now diagnosed with chronical anxiety.

  • @NealCamerlengo
    @NealCamerlengo Рік тому +118

    As a student from elementary through highschool that was in special education, that guy speaks the cold hard truth. Special education is looked down upon. That was one of the reasons why I was bullied relentlessly growing up.

    • @redline1916
      @redline1916 Рік тому +5

      Same, that's why I started lifting and when I gained muscle and lost weight it scared tf out of people

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Рік тому

      ​@@redline1916 I bet it did. Treetard strength is real. 😂

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger Рік тому +8

      @@darksu6947Way to prove their point…

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Рік тому

      @@MayHugger I just pointed out the fact that some of these dudes have almost superhuman strength if you get them angry enough. Would you feel better if I called him slow instead? In my opinion calling him that would be more insulting than what I said previously.

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger Рік тому +7

      @@darksu6947 Don’t go calling people with special education “treedards”, you very clearly were intending to insult.

  • @jacknicholson1124
    @jacknicholson1124 Рік тому +1104

    How do people like that first girl just go around earth like any other normal person 💀

    • @tacotime3094
      @tacotime3094 Рік тому +100

      By the way, this is a joke the girl is actually best friends with the manager, and they were trying to test out their workers

    • @lordfarquaad5268
      @lordfarquaad5268 Рік тому +12

      I genuinely dont know how some of these people function on a day to day basis, i do not know how they survived as long as they have

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Рік тому +58

      @@tacotime3094 thus the facepalm is now the lack of context?

    • @ItsFlairon
      @ItsFlairon Рік тому

      I'm actually starting to go insane from how much of an egotistical bitch people can be 😭

    • @borkus7620
      @borkus7620 Рік тому +4

      Because if anyone called them stupid that's sexist/racist that's what kind of person she seems like

  • @AxisCorpsRep
    @AxisCorpsRep Рік тому +55

    honestly, i love seeing clips of people that out themselves as bad partners, if that one girl walked out of the date just because the dude didnt want to pay extra for cheese, then she just proved that she's in it for the money. she thinks she's winnin in here like "ew im not gonna date someone that cant pay for eXtRa cHeEsE", but the dude ends up really winning, cuz you know she's gonna make anything a problem

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms Рік тому +555

    14:30 It's also worth noting that even highly trained soldiers are usually scared shitless during active combat. Training is about learning to control your fear, not eliminate it

    • @LoraLoibu
      @LoraLoibu Рік тому +86

      Bravery is not the lack of fear, it's being scared but pushing on

    • @joeysmith7296
      @joeysmith7296 Рік тому +26

      Bravery isnt the lack of fear, Its the courag- get shot

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 Рік тому +7

      @Lamda² I was scared af earlier cause my lawnmower got stuck trying to go up a hill

    • @JackieOwl94
      @JackieOwl94 Рік тому +2

      Unless they are specifically trained to be desensitized to a firefight, like green berets and other special forces units, but those guys are elite forces for a reason.

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Рік тому +2

      Fear is necessary...

  • @phant0mm0thza46
    @phant0mm0thza46 Рік тому +131

    9:48 My mom is actually a SPED teacher. I'm so proud of her and what she does. She has so many helpers just to make sure that these kids are happy and safe. The sad part is that she doesn't make more then any teacher in her or my school even though she has to have so much certification.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +5

      I can also imagine it's way harder work. My mom's worked overtime her whole life to accommodate my autism and I'm functional enough to only get diagnosed at 19. Nonverbals must be a serious handful.

    • @theegg8676
      @theegg8676 Рік тому +2

      I’m sorry if I’m being stupid but isn’t SPED like almost something similar to a derogatory term towards special needs people?

    • @endgamez7621
      @endgamez7621 Рік тому

      @@theegg8676 ong i read it like that too, probs SEN is the better term

    • @endgamez7621
      @endgamez7621 Рік тому

      might wanna use SEN instead bc i was almost laughing

    • @phant0mm0thza46
      @phant0mm0thza46 Рік тому

      @@theegg8676 It’s okay but no, my mom called it Sped because it stands for Special Education. Which my mom has certificates for.

  • @roonkolos
    @roonkolos Рік тому +814

    The one woman had me until the 3$ thing
    No, I don't blame her date. 3 bucks for cheese?! 1 would be understandable. Still 1 too much but 3?! Nah, that's highway robbery and that dude dodged a bullet with his date

    • @C.G.Gaster
      @C.G.Gaster Рік тому +112

      Considering I can go out and buy a pack of mass produced cheese for the same price, or maybe get like 20 slices of the better quality stuff for the same price or just slightly more, I would 100% say no. He dodged a nuke rather than a bullet. Considering this is how she acts because of a slice of cheese, I wonder how she would act over houses, cars, homecooked meals, etc.

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 Рік тому +105

      That dumbass really broke it off with a dude because he could see when he was being robbed, at least she paid the bill

    • @Wulabaloo
      @Wulabaloo Рік тому +14

      The fact it was probably american bc it’s the best for burgers

    • @Royalname31
      @Royalname31 Рік тому +34

      ​@@C.G.Gaster You are better off buying cheese from the deli than paying 3 dollars from what amounts to, maximun, 3 slices of cheese on a burger. Hell, might as well make your own burger

    • @Nostripe361
      @Nostripe361 Рік тому +34

      @@doomguy19931 this feels like one of those girls who wants the man to spend money on her and isn’t happy he is smart with his money

  • @EssenceEater
    @EssenceEater Рік тому +16

    That girl who blocked her date for not getting cheese, deserves nothing in life. What an absolute waste of space

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co Рік тому +999

    Ah the subreddit of nonsense that somehow gets political despite the modderators best interests. Can’t stop politics cause they’re 90% of the post.

    • @tis4tru504
      @tis4tru504 Рік тому

      Popular Subreddits trying not to be a political cesspool circle jerk challenge

    • @Mansa216
      @Mansa216 Рік тому +15

      There’s a lot of atheist on the sub

    • @machina03
      @machina03 Рік тому +24

      tell me about it. it was the first subreddit i was banned from posting and commenting on only because i was on a completely different subreddit, r/pussypassdenied

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control Рік тому +40

      @@Mansa216
      Ain’t that half of Reddit anyway?

    • @gdmathguy
      @gdmathguy Рік тому

      ​@@Mansa216... so? Both religious people and athiests can be stupid sometimes

  • @FlowerscentedArtist
    @FlowerscentedArtist Рік тому +22

    Fun fact: The business existed way before Beyoncé's daughter was even concieved

  • @EthanBigMan47
    @EthanBigMan47 Рік тому +198

    2:00 the funny thing is if you turn the clock to the correct position, the Roman numerals would be upside down. Idk who designed this clock but they messed up in every way imaginable 💀

    • @b.r.a.d.
      @b.r.a.d. Рік тому +30

      I noticed that too, it's not even her fault at this point 💀

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Рік тому +7

      R/YouHadOneJob

    • @branpower7608
      @branpower7608 Рік тому +12

      No I think its just that all the bottoms of the numerals are pointed to the center of the clock. The clock is fine, just hard to arrange if you cant read roman numerals

    • @JimmyButler101
      @JimmyButler101 Рік тому

      @@branpower7608 bruh that’s why it’s stupid. Have you seen a clock with a upside-down 6?

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +6

      What if instead of flipping it, you rotate it to the left? Isn’t that we’re the smaller numbers are? Turning it 180 degrees to the left should fix it if I”m right.

  • @rsmg4m1ng56
    @rsmg4m1ng56 Рік тому +190

    6:33 so let me get this straight you basically gave him a free meal and he doesn't have to speak to you again? I mean I don't see any downsides there

    • @tosutaa
      @tosutaa Рік тому +19

      Fr sounds like a womans average dating experience of using a guy for a free meal then blocking him

    • @Bruhmomentos0979
      @Bruhmomentos0979 Рік тому +4

      ​@@tosutaa but she paid for it?

    • @inkbagz3455
      @inkbagz3455 Рік тому +1

      Honest bro w ngl, he won

    • @inkbagz3455
      @inkbagz3455 Рік тому

      @@Bruhmomentos0979I think they was making a comparison

    • @YRH2
      @YRH2 Рік тому

      I guess I'll have to jump off the cliff to figure out how girls minds work.

  • @CatCatKittyCatCat1
    @CatCatKittyCatCat1 Рік тому +233

    First lady needs to be banned from all restaurants

  • @DEMSH00T3R
    @DEMSH00T3R Рік тому +35

    The first girl clearly grew up with everything handed to her on a silver platter. I fear for the day she wears shoes with laces.

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 Рік тому +1

      ‘Twas a joke being played upon her friend whomst was employed at the eatery, my dear fellow

    • @DEMSH00T3R
      @DEMSH00T3R Рік тому +1

      @@whyiwakeup6460
      1) where’s the source
      2) why did you say it so pretentiously

    • @levelcatyna7854
      @levelcatyna7854 Рік тому

      @@whyiwakeup6460 you got any evidence to back that up champ

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman Рік тому +140

    16:02 Homie is the type to think Zelda is the Green Guy you play as

    • @mask938
      @mask938 Рік тому +27

      Are people seriously still getting the names wrong?

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima Рік тому +10

      ​@@mask938 yes 😭

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +20

      @@mask938 40 years of getting the names wrong and there's no sign of slowing down.

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy Рік тому +6

      I hope it's bait 💀

    • @mask938
      @mask938 Рік тому +3

      @@plebisMaximus Goddamnit

  • @carlosi.1303
    @carlosi.1303 Рік тому +28

    As an ex-private school kid. Yes, that is exactly what happened.

  • @boisvert45
    @boisvert45 Рік тому +371

    I don't think I've seen the vibe of a room drop faster than that gender reveal clip

    • @sage2058
      @sage2058 Рік тому

      Yeah fuck those parents

    • @ChiyoBebe.
      @ChiyoBebe. Рік тому +11

      What the fuck even happened

    • @boisvert45
      @boisvert45 Рік тому +69

      I think the kid spoiled the suprised by saying the thing is blue

    • @jbh666
      @jbh666 Рік тому +40

      I dont get why there was pink AND blue in the box

    • @gothgalactic1664
      @gothgalactic1664 Рік тому +3

      I don't understand what happened

  • @hedgehogpower194
    @hedgehogpower194 Рік тому +31

    8:02 the guy thought that only girls can feel uncomfortable of being recorded semi naked, in a locker room, and being posted in the internet for everyone to see their semi naked bodies
    Not cool guys, remember to not record in the locker room when people are around, at least do it when you're alone

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +1

      I don't think the problem is he thinks only women can by uncomfortable, he probably just felt like his need to record himself flexing was greater than the need of other men to not be recorded topless.

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 Рік тому +1

      @@plebisMaximus just in general being filmed in a public place, ESPECIALLY one where people get undressed is just the most uncomfortable

  • @cyrusanimates6585
    @cyrusanimates6585 Рік тому +188

    12:43 I feel so bad for that kid. Imagine accidentally letting out the secret of the unborn baby and then getting yelled at to the point of crying. I blame the parents for telling him, as I'm pretty sure children don't understand what shouldn't be told yet, especially someone who's 3-4 years, maybe 2, which I'm guessing Is the same age for the little boy. The grandma didn't even seem to pay attention

    • @johnhayes333
      @johnhayes333 Рік тому +30

      Nope IMO that's 100% justified, punishment like that is light(getting yelled at) considering the consequences of spoiling a once or twice in a lifetime thing, they are teaching the kid how to act and not to act.

    • @cyrusanimates6585
      @cyrusanimates6585 Рік тому +1

      @@johnhayes333 ah alright. Excuse my stupidity then

    • @KamikaziiKidd
      @KamikaziiKidd Рік тому

      I don't. Kids need to be quiet, especially during important events.
      I would have been beaten for talking when not being spoken to. That's how I was raised.
      And you know what? I get it now. The high pitched shrill of a child's voice and laughter is fucking annoying.

    • @earthbounder8329
      @earthbounder8329 Рік тому +13

      Confetti was already peaking out of the container meaning that they opened it up without their parents permission

    • @KamikaziiKidd
      @KamikaziiKidd Рік тому +10

      @@Mr.Bumpty Nah, apparently today's generation would rather believe talking firmly to a kid and doing nothing else, works.

  • @Aickelodeon
    @Aickelodeon Рік тому +31

    13:13 LMAO i didn't even know she ruined it I thought it was a girl 😭

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Рік тому +597

    Goddamn Ailurus coming at us with two videos in one day for the second day in a row

    • @delbeto982
      @delbeto982 Рік тому +11

      He literally said he would triple upload Monday, Wednesday, and Today! Dummy :p

    • @mushedups
      @mushedups Рік тому +16

      @@delbeto982 What a kind man

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 Рік тому +2

      @@mushedups im sure he would never be rude

    • @Charlie22445
      @Charlie22445 Рік тому

      @@delbeto982such a sweet kid

    • @salami0087
      @salami0087 Рік тому +1

      @@delbeto982 Isnt he overworked?!?! i feel bad for him :(

  • @anaorjulia56
    @anaorjulia56 Рік тому +7

    The gender reveal one broke my heart. A child is a gift, daughters deserve as much love as sons get.

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 Рік тому +9

      That's not why the dad was mad. His son ruined the suprise by telling grandma it was a blue balloon

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +4

      The kid ruined the reveal. That's what upset the father. Maybe he barked a little too loud, but that's it.

  • @originlights3050
    @originlights3050 Рік тому +195

    Yall know that animated storytime about the kid who was supposedly breastfed by his mom well into his childhood? I think we found him

    • @ManyBerry
      @ManyBerry Рік тому +12

      Nah, that's Jarvis Johnson. This has been known for a while now

    • @nagitoad
      @nagitoad Рік тому +1

      ​@@ManyBerry it might've been his wedding lol

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Рік тому +3

      I paused the video to make a comment and scroll, I paused at the exact moment of the topic you were discussing, what luck.

    • @mask938
      @mask938 Рік тому

      I watched Kubz Scouts' reaction to that video. My favorite part was when Jay was laughing his ass off about the boy and his mom playing "Hide-and-Go-Suck-My-Tits" (The mom hides and the boy gets to drink her milk when he finds her).

    • @borkus7620
      @borkus7620 Рік тому

      Shut the fuck up please no God please no don't remind me of this the demons are already at my door please God help my soul
      Just gotta clarify that I'm joking because of I don't somebody gets mad

  • @beefchunks526
    @beefchunks526 Рік тому +29

    5:40 the most infuriating part is that its 3 goddamn dollars extra for cheese.

    • @nonodfox9450
      @nonodfox9450 Рік тому +3

      and you know its probably just a generic single slice of American cheese too not even the good kind

    • @DontDoTaxes
      @DontDoTaxes Рік тому +2

      @@nonodfox9450 yeah the guy responded to the video and the burger was $24 if my memory is correct

    • @nonodfox9450
      @nonodfox9450 Рік тому +2

      @@DontDoTaxes that better have been the best damn burger ever to justify it being $24 with cheese being $3 extra

  • @Shadow_Microwaive
    @Shadow_Microwaive Рік тому +86

    6:28
    I actually paused this and just sat pondering her logic for 2 minutes

    • @boopledoo
      @boopledoo Рік тому

      Why? He was complaining and she didn't wanna stay so she paid so he couldnt accuse her of only being there for the free food , then went on her way. What should she have done?

    • @Moon-nk3co
      @Moon-nk3co Рік тому +44

      @@boopledoo
      My person of questionable logic.
      She texted him and said he should’ve just paid for the cheese. She said the whole date was going well, but she was put off with a man not paying 3.00 for cheese on his burger that she left.

    • @Shadow_Microwaive
      @Shadow_Microwaive Рік тому +5

      @@boopledoo it wasn't that bad, it was basic small talk

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 Рік тому +31

      ​@@boopledoo I don't understand how it is unreasonable to complain that a restaurant wanted to have you *PAY $3 FOR A SINGLE SLICE OF CHEESE*

    • @nagitoad
      @nagitoad Рік тому +21

      ​@@boopledoo but he wasn't complaining
      He might've said you gotta pay for everything these days (most likely in a joking manner) and probably switched topics afterwards

  • @vinnydabird
    @vinnydabird Рік тому +18

    All quiet on the western front is one of those films that’s supposed to make you feel conflicted, angry and upset at it to send the message of its story

  • @theicelandicnationalist2.023
    @theicelandicnationalist2.023 Рік тому +27

    14:32 be like “the best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter” Winston Churchill

    • @aid2004
      @aid2004 Рік тому

      democracy is cool and all, but America isn't democratic anymore.
      America is corporatist. and sooner or later the UK, Germany and France will fall into the same category.

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc Рік тому +8

      "By the people for the people....but the people are idiots"

  • @connoo-101
    @connoo-101 Рік тому +16

    That first one really, reaaallllyyy made my blood boil. I thought people like that only existed to be hated in movies and T.V shows..

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +3

      That’s probably where they started, but the people started “identifying” with them and adopting their personalities. It may have started as something only SUPER entitled people used to do, films made them into characters, and then people who would have otherwise NEVER come into contact with that type of person see them and think they’re “so cool, boss babe, yass gurl” that they decide to imitate them.

    • @levelcatyna7854
      @levelcatyna7854 Рік тому

      Yeah just give my scraps to the next peasant that comes in

  • @JMain-yx4jn
    @JMain-yx4jn Рік тому +30

    8:22 yes but its a literal changing room where people get changed

    • @HotCanineMilk
      @HotCanineMilk Рік тому +11

      Exactly. Why do progress shots have to be done at the gym? Does your progress suddenly change at home than at the gym?
      I had a weight loss journey of 75 pounds and never once took pictures in the gym. It's just rude.
      I may find leeway if they are in a corner, not bothering anyone and no one getting in their shots or being exposed by the mirror. Yeah. I can understand.
      But, not in the middle of the floor.
      Especially not in a locker room where people are actively changing.
      Could you imagine innocently changing into your workout stuff only to be randomly exposed online because of "progress shots".

  • @KyryloMudrokha
    @KyryloMudrokha Рік тому +2

    14:06 he might be a little confused, a lot of people confuse Link and Zelda, so I belive he thought it was Link, but thought his name was Zelda.

  • @GleebieDeebie
    @GleebieDeebie Рік тому +25

    9:39 This whole clip mentally kills me, to know that the special education system is still incredibly flawed, from personal experience, going to a "mainstream" school while being autistic or nonverbal is horrible and an experience I would never wish upon anyone, I just hope for a future where awareness about these sort of things is higher, I know the context of the clip wasnt specifically talking about a situation similar to mine, I just believe its a collection of problems that should all be dealt with equally

    • @boxatron8010
      @boxatron8010 Рік тому +2

      The worst of it for me is I know where that is TUSD is the acronym for my district the Tracy unified school district in tracy California where I live alot of the schools here are having a sub shortage either because they don't want to work for a certain wage or because they're already hired somewhere else

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +3

      I got my diagnosis at 19 and it cost me a lot of grief in public school. Miraculously never got bullied, small town Danish schools are amazing, but I was never able to get shit done in class. Hard to pay attention to shit you don't care about when surrounded by 29 other kids and noises coming from all over. Over here, we're getting rid of special ed entirely because there's just not enough kids, so instead of accommodating the few, we're just ruining their entire education. It's great.

    • @crazycatlady2744
      @crazycatlady2744 Рік тому

      @@plebisMaximus You have no right to complain about your situation. Your country's school system is nearly perfect, it sounds like the only thing bad that ever happened to you was that you did just okay in school instead of really well. The rest of the world has actual real problems in their school systems.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +1

      @@crazycatlady2744 I dropped out, now I'm 23 and don't even have base education, not easy to find a job with those credentials. but please, do keep telling me how great my life is. After all, I've only lived one lifetime in Denmark, surely you've lived numerous, since you can tell me so much about how perfect my nation is.

  • @TeamOmega27
    @TeamOmega27 Рік тому +4

    2:33 I think her original manner of thinking was that classic saying "distance makes the heart grow fonder" but the thing she obviously didn't understand was that you need to be actually distanced for that to work, not just up and ghost them for 2 weeks.

  • @BakuProductions
    @BakuProductions Рік тому +9

    "I CAN'T AVOID MY THOUGHTS!"
    Relatable.

  • @classicrockkid345
    @classicrockkid345 Рік тому +22

    3 bucks for a slice of cheese on your burger?!?!?! That cheese better have been made by the cows of the gods!

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +1

      I was gonna say, their better be $2-$2.50 worth or gold flakes in that cheese…

    • @cu_t
      @cu_t Рік тому

      The cows dont make the cheese they just make the milk the cheese is made from

    • @classicrockkid345
      @classicrockkid345 Рік тому

      @@cu_t NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!

    • @cu_t
      @cu_t Рік тому

      @@classicrockkid345 no i just grew up in a small swedish village around farmers. and your comment proves you are obvuisly a small child i asume around the age of 13 or so

    • @jazzwilliams7040
      @jazzwilliams7040 Рік тому

      @@cu_t Here in America we don’t have those lazy Swedish cows that only make milk. Here our cows work hard and produce milk and then further refine it into whatever dairy product they are tasked with. I myself have a chocolate milk cow, a moose tracks ice cream cow, and a cow that makes various cheeses depending on the season. Don’t force your lazy-cows-POV on us.

  • @ratdealer_
    @ratdealer_ Рік тому +21

    3 dollars extra for cheese on your burger is crazy

  • @Infinite.Worldz
    @Infinite.Worldz Рік тому +24

    I absolutely love how Ailurus craps on the left and the right. It's glorious. 😂

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 Рік тому

      Ikr so much better to just not take a stand on anything and think you’re better than everyone for it

    • @TheLazyPirateGuy
      @TheLazyPirateGuy Рік тому

      @@blazaybla22Better than standing up for bs

  • @skwid6483
    @skwid6483 Рік тому +8

    I’m pretty sure the “Zelda shouldn’t be a girl” person is one of those people who thinks that Link’s name is Zelda

  • @jacearmor5274
    @jacearmor5274 Рік тому +33

    5:02 The clowning this girl got was 100% deserved.

  • @MysttheHedgehog
    @MysttheHedgehog Рік тому +8

    If I had a nickel for every story I’ve heard where a girl ghosted a guy because he didn’t want to get extra cheese on his own meal, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

  • @KamikaziiKidd
    @KamikaziiKidd Рік тому +10

    I love it when we pop out of the video and are in your room. I think it's a great and funny touch.

  • @tungstentitan
    @tungstentitan Рік тому +2

    I feel like people forget Nazis werent a thing in ww1 and even so some ww2 movies showing Nazis being humanized is because they were literally humans in the first place showing that even humans are capable of being monsters.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +26

    2:37 Some celebrities just be living in their own worlds

  • @TacoFlavored_Soup
    @TacoFlavored_Soup Рік тому +1

    People at my school actually used to order food off of grub hub and door dash, but the school asked people to stop doing that

  • @crimsonfox87fluxule62
    @crimsonfox87fluxule62 Рік тому +8

    That Zelda segment is a absolutely beautiful example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

  • @varsinious477
    @varsinious477 Рік тому +5

    "What do you want her to be, a femboy?"
    Me: "Yes, yes, yes, YES"

  • @alexcat7034
    @alexcat7034 Рік тому +11

    10:49 I went to a pseudo military boarding school (vets and currently serving military as staff, camo uniforms, no personal clothing, mini military style parades, the whole 9 yards)
    even by my schools standards these lunch rules are 90% crazy

  • @FlashFoxBox
    @FlashFoxBox Рік тому +12

    12:11 you fool, i come prepared! With german moonshine!

  • @republicball3024
    @republicball3024 Рік тому +27

    There isn't enough facepalms in the world for the people in this video

  • @cindydott452
    @cindydott452 Рік тому +1

    Right off the bat in the first clip. If I was the manager, I would have dumped the whole plate on her head!

  • @scotth6797
    @scotth6797 Рік тому +5

    " I just wanna learn about train logistics"
    I mean that sounds pretty cool NGL

  • @MillySilly-1
    @MillySilly-1 9 місяців тому +2

    any normal person wont pay $3 for a slice of cheese

  • @drago4441
    @drago4441 Рік тому +3

    Yo, I promise you, not a single student followed those batshit insane Lunchroom rules. What are the teachers gonna do? Send everyone to detention? It'll be the same chaos

  • @northerngryphon6933
    @northerngryphon6933 Рік тому +17

    14:08 Keanu must be one tough sommomamitch! If someone tried to kill me, I would totally die, THEN shit myself.

  • @Pinoccappuccino
    @Pinoccappuccino Рік тому +6

    2:00 The thing about this is I saw a video from a channel called NativLang a little while back about time-keeping systems around the world throughout history, and in some places in the southern hemisphere, clocks are upside-down compared to the 12-hour European standard. Some clocks are divided into 24 hours, some contain unequal amounts of "long hours" and "short hours" depending on daylight, and some even overlap into the next day before sunrise. An "upside-down clock" is just a little idiosyncrasy in cultures I would compare to how in ancient Arabia, south was placed on the top of the map. I'd give her the benefit of the doubt that she's from South America or southern Africa.

  • @verne11709
    @verne11709 Рік тому +3

    "Can we just for a moment stop inventing problems" has got to be my favorite quote.

  • @MidnightPausch
    @MidnightPausch Рік тому +20

    6:14 do you think she'll ever have the "maybe I'm the problem?" epiphany?

  • @TitanMC_
    @TitanMC_ Рік тому +1

    14:00 thats a public school thing too, the students buy door dash too

  • @Chrisdoge23
    @Chrisdoge23 Рік тому +10

    The first lady looks like she can't decide whether she wants to be 4 or 40

  • @Minus_GD
    @Minus_GD Рік тому +2

    Bro $750 in 1960 is still like 8 grand a semester or 16 grand a year, that’s still a ton of work to do

  • @Stonedsheepu8906
    @Stonedsheepu8906 Рік тому +4

    5:30 the true crime is charging an extra $3 for a SLICE OF CHEESE

  • @SamaraScenebuilds
    @SamaraScenebuilds Рік тому +1

    9:04 I had to do a 3000 word essay for my aviation maintenance course in sustainability. Planes emit 25kg of CO2e per 100 km whilst cars emit 22kg of CO2e per 100 km. This being said, the entire aviation industry as a whole only equates to 2% of global carbon emissions whilst cars emit 17%.

  • @GothicFoxglove
    @GothicFoxglove Рік тому +18

    I always feel guilty being early when a squishy cute red panda uploads

  • @obscuriguity4365
    @obscuriguity4365 Рік тому +23

    16:33 dont tempt them ailurus

  • @amonimus2126
    @amonimus2126 Рік тому +10

    11:55 At least in Spain, this is the norm. Everyone had to follow them, from 3 yo to 12. If you didn't, they would leave you in the lunchroom while everyone ran for playtime. Being alone on a room meant for 1500 kids for a whole hour was honestly kinda traumatizing.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +4

      As if the school system doesn't break kids enough from just the classes, now even the breaks aren't sacred anymore. Kids are not allowed to be curious and they're not allowed to build a social life. They just need to be forged into good worker ants.

    • @amonimus2126
      @amonimus2126 Рік тому +3

      @@plebisMaximusThey want you smart enough to work, but dumb enough to not realize

    • @TheActualJeffery
      @TheActualJeffery Рік тому

      I was in a public elementary school as a kid in America that was like that too, minus the fact we didn’t have second helpings

  • @jakomioftherose2434
    @jakomioftherose2434 Рік тому +1

    "Why is Zelda a girl?" tell me you're a non-gamer without telling me you're a non-gamer.

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild Рік тому +5

    Im with the dude at the gym who got pissed. Recording yourself in a main gym floor is okay, but not in a changing room.

  • @ANanoMoose
    @ANanoMoose Рік тому +1

    I knew it was “all quiet on the western front” because someone with no knowledge of history would think this is a WW2 film and it was from the German side, but that is still a ridiculous claim to be making

  • @Hugealligator254
    @Hugealligator254 Рік тому +3

    The first women was always given a new cookie if the first one broke and didn’t realise how much work is put into making the food

  • @truenerthus4460
    @truenerthus4460 Рік тому +2

    I would like to point out that Keanu Reeves actually does firearms training and courses and is a certified firearms instructor.

  • @homedogg1233
    @homedogg1233 Рік тому +12

    14:56 ive toured many Louisiana plantations and they also talk about those things idk what she’s expecting 💀

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu Рік тому

      For real... they're out here like "Oh my god why do they keep shoving this woke agenda down my throat, just let me see the slavemaster's house"
      They sound like someone who'd take selfies at Auschwitz and complain that it was a sad experience painting the nazis as monsters 😂

    • @O-bearer-mine
      @O-bearer-mine Рік тому +1

      She forgot that plantations were worked by slaves, she can only be mad at herself

  • @PestilentAllosaurus
    @PestilentAllosaurus Рік тому +16

    Ailurus, If you ever see this comment.
    I want to express just how much your videos make me happy, entertain me, or educate me. It seems no matter how rough my life got, your videos always brought a huge smile to me and give me positive strength to endure the challenges.
    I hope you take care of yourself and don't stress. Take time to give yourself love. And again, Thank you so much.

  • @Th3RealPeterGriffin
    @Th3RealPeterGriffin Рік тому +12

    He’s pumping these out hella fast

  • @ChrisPBacon1434
    @ChrisPBacon1434 11 місяців тому +1

    THREE DOLLARS FOR A SLICE OF CHEESE ON A BURGER?! THAT IS CRIMINAL!!!

  • @C.G.Gaster
    @C.G.Gaster Рік тому +1

    To one up Gwyneth Paltrow myself, My great grandmother died, parents split up (not for long), had to deal with various medical and mental issues from family and myself (including a bike crash that had me on crutches during my graduation), dog died of a heart attack, and have had trouble keeping jobs.

  • @mystoxxiide9043
    @mystoxxiide9043 Рік тому +27

    12:43 made me tear up a bit. i have severe anxiety from being yelled at by my parents as a kid. no child deserves to have a voice raised at them.

    • @rowanphillips3497
      @rowanphillips3497 Рік тому +8

      You have anxiety for being screamed at for no reason, not for being screamed at because you were doing something wrong. Never raising your voice to a child is ridiculous.
      The child was crying not because she was traumatized but because she realized she ruined the surprise and felt bad.

    • @Nelo390
      @Nelo390 Рік тому +14

      @@rowanphillips3497 The kid. Was crying. Because they were scared.

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo Рік тому +5

      ​@@Nelo390 kids cry all the time

    • @rowanphillips3497
      @rowanphillips3497 Рік тому +3

      @@Nelo390 regardless why they were crying its stupid to say never yell at a child 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @shizenkv
      @shizenkv Рік тому +11

      whether or not yelling at a child is okay, yelling at a child because of a gender reveal is fucking ridiculous

  • @caseychupinski7553
    @caseychupinski7553 Рік тому +1

    The first one, WOW. Maybe I’m just totally immersed in poverty, but look at that plate! Girl! Food is food, it’s gonna end up in the toilet at the end of the day. Be grateful you get to eat at all, because there are a lot of people that would be thankful to have so much as not stale bread, and you had something that good looking in front of you. Unbelievable.

  • @jonnyjonny6001
    @jonnyjonny6001 Рік тому +3

    the one about special education is so true. my mom works in special education and has almost no assistance as a Parra and wants to quit but we need the money so she stays.

  • @THGMR-ox7sd
    @THGMR-ox7sd Рік тому +1

    16:12 It's amazing how a human can somehow come to this conclusion.
    Like... how?
    It's like getting mad that Mario is a dude.

  • @Boidone
    @Boidone Рік тому +17

    12:58 this just breaks my heart. That little girl didn't know what she was doing was wrong and the dad just Stromed off. I have little siblings and under no reasoning is it okay to yell that a child like that over something so so small.

    • @ariberry8031
      @ariberry8031 Рік тому +10

      Honestly idk why a grown man would scream at a child like that like wtf?

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it was so bad. Dad shouldn’t be a parent, let alone announcing a 3rd kid…

    • @SpareChaos
      @SpareChaos Рік тому +1

      While I do agree that it is wrong to yell at a child who couldn’t of known any better, it is somewhat justified to get angry considering this is a gender reveal party, not some small event. You really only get to have a few of these parties in a lifetime.

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +2

      @@SpareChaos oh yes, telling people the genitalia your unborn child is having- while completely ignoring hat they may not grow up to continue to identify as the same gender as their genitalia predicted sex- is SOOOOO much more important than whether or not you scar an existing child for *gasp* being a child! They knew the risk of telling a child that young before telling other people. And now they’re mad at their child for doing what kids do and talking about something that excites him. Why does what’s be tween the unborn baby’s legal matter more than the feelings of the VERY SMALL CHILD who already exists? That’s the poorest excuse yet. The grandma didn’t even understand what the child said until taking a moment to process why the dad was so upset. She could have still been surprised if he had acted like and adult and kept his temper in check. He shouldn’t be a dad if THIS sets him off that badly.

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo Рік тому

      You guys are acting like it was a full blown verbal abuse. Stop overreacting people will get shouted at for many things, this I basically nothing. Yeah it sucks she cried

  • @proffesorspiderlastname5654
    @proffesorspiderlastname5654 Рік тому +4

    He definitely painted it a nice blue and white so he could lay down imagining he's looking at the sky, because he's never leaving his house ever again.

  • @tahaahmed7364
    @tahaahmed7364 Рік тому +17

    literally guessed "all quiet on the western front" at 10:28 and got it right

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому

      All I could think of was the Hetalia movie and I’ve seen that post at least one other time lol

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Рік тому +2

      Even films like Stalingrad that DO humanize the Wehrmacht shouldn't be treated this way either. Most German soldiers were just young men forced into the army. The very, very few who wholeheartedly believed in the cause and wanted to fight joined the SS. We can stop acting like all Germans in the 20th century were just madmen off their leash now, it's been long enough.

  • @dells4464
    @dells4464 Рік тому +2

    the doordashing happened in my old public school

  • @dusty_ruemae1997
    @dusty_ruemae1997 Рік тому +30

    13:27 I hope the grandmother took Troy and the little girl to go get some ice cream before chewing out those parents for being shitty parents

    • @TheTrueRman
      @TheTrueRman Рік тому +12

      I wouldn't say they were being shitty at all. You can hear him holding back his cursing. Just an overwhelming of dissapointment for the surprise being blown and his raised voiced scared poor troy.

    • @carlosmunoz6952
      @carlosmunoz6952 Рік тому +9

      They werent shitty parents, he was incredibly disappointed, he even held back his swearing

    • @honque2490
      @honque2490 Рік тому +19

      Yeah but it wasn’t that serious, he still made his child cry over their own excitement. Definitely an overreaction by the parent, especially to like a six year old.

    • @rosedevq
      @rosedevq Рік тому +2

      ??? It wasn't a traumatizing event just a little brainless kid moment, a simple sorry is all that's needed

  • @B1_224
    @B1_224 Рік тому +6

    14:37 what the fuck does she mean isn't the entire John wick movies about him mourning the lose of his wife and the puppy which was the Last gift she gave him so he wouldn't have to grieve alone

  • @TheOfficialLonestar
    @TheOfficialLonestar Рік тому +3

    The gender reveal was hilarious bro 💀

  • @ARJUN...........
    @ARJUN........... Рік тому +1

    so the 3$ cheese case, the boyfriend replied and the burger was f'ing 21$, holy sh:t

  • @cruginator
    @cruginator Рік тому +127

    that one where the kid accidentally ruined the gender reveal was actually so sweet :) i know that it kinda sucks but he didn't mean anything bad by it and it was just cute to watch

    • @oobtty
      @oobtty Рік тому +78

      yeah i loved the part where the dad screamed at the kid for not knowing any better and they started crying. So wholesome 🤗

    • @Penguini_Kun
      @Penguini_Kun Рік тому +34

      @@oobtty Felt so bad for the kid mann :(

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +70

      No it’s not sweet… a kid did what kids do and the dad threw an absolute hissy fit so bad he made his child cry… all over the genitalia of his unborn sibling… the dad loses his ever loving mind and the mom thinks it’s funny… talk about a dysfunctional family… nothing sweet about it. Don’t want a kid that young to ruin a surprise? Make them the last to know, it’s the ONLY way to do that. It doesn’t “kind of suck” and it isn’t “actually so sweet” it’s horribly abusive and traumatic. He’s a kid, he’s excited, he knows the answer. The best thing to have done would hav3 been to say “Troy, we wanted grandma (or whoever that was) to be surprised and you ruined it. You have to be more careful about stuff like that. Mommy and Daddy put a lot of thought and work into this and now it’s all ruined.” But even THAT can be kind of harsh for a child his age. It’s not sweet. It’s bad parenting. All over the genitalia of a child that isn’t even born yet.

    • @nikotheneko2895
      @nikotheneko2895 Рік тому +49

      @@alexismyers6053 THIS. it’s crazy to look at the comment section and see everyone hung up on the first clip and not a clip like that. When i was that kids age even my parents telling me i “ruined” something would have been too much for me- I grew up in a family which wasn’t afraid to yell and hit when I didn’t do what I was meant to and even now if someone told me i ruined something it would really affect me. It’s terrible to know that that family is having another child. Props to the grandma for trying to save the situation.

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +7

      @@Mr.Bumpty I mean… it’s a troupe they make fun of in comedy shows/movies. “Don’t tell mom we did this stupid, dangerous thing/that while I was doing what she told me specifically not to do, this crazy, whacky thing happened” and then the moment the youngest child sees mommy, he/she spills the beans while laughing like it’s the funniest thing. Or it comes out at the worse (read: most hilarious) time possible.

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal 5 місяців тому

    those lunchroom rules are set up like the rules to a card/board game. especially the "you may only talk to those directly in front of you diagonally from you, or next to you". like i'm not trying to make monsters and defeat babies, i'm just trying to eat my sandwich.

  • @electrobuster5483
    @electrobuster5483 Рік тому +11

    $3 for cheese
    That cheese best be the bees knees

    • @C.G.Gaster
      @C.G.Gaster Рік тому +2

      The cheese better be from some space cow

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 Рік тому +5

      $3 for a slice of American cheese? This cheese better be the most American cheese, taken right from George Washington's fridge

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Рік тому

      Well... I hope you're ready to be...
      LET DOOOWWWN
      Wait do you know about Milia's theme?

    • @AlexLR
      @AlexLR Рік тому

      BeEs dOnT mAkE cHeeSe

    • @electrobuster5483
      @electrobuster5483 Рік тому

      @@AlexLRthey better if it’s costing me $3 for extra.

  • @dvldrvr420
    @dvldrvr420 Рік тому +1

    Brendan Frasier didn't wear a fat suit for the whale. That's the whole cringe part of the lad Bible article. Brendan has come out about his struggle with his weight.

  • @nolol1388
    @nolol1388 Рік тому +6

    11:33 not even the military is like this lunch time in there is literally as social as it can get

  • @glyphosate5592
    @glyphosate5592 Рік тому +2

    thank you ailurus for actually being a sane person with good opinions. you give me hope for the future

  • @ZDBlake15
    @ZDBlake15 Рік тому +8

    1:03 *stabs egg* "Oh my God it's breaking!"

  • @nazdoesstuffYT
    @nazdoesstuffYT 4 місяці тому +1

    18:27 wait that the mall I usually go to. Is a UA-cam prankster seriously the reason why it was closed that day.