@@mainframe1608I’ve seen countless videos of him and none I’ve seen seem staged. Just stupid people who think they can say shit and not get a clapback.
2:55 not only is alcohol mentioned in the bible, but the process of fermentation, which creates alcohol is the one of the few processes that hasn't been heavily tampered by mankind , heck there are case of animals becoming drunk due to fermented fruit
Man I don't think even Quarks remain (the tiniest things, that makes up a proton, neutron, and electron) She was just removed from existence by that comeback.
Depends on your definition of “outshine” - I for one prefer Dolly’s original over Whitney’s cover. ( This is not to take away *anything* from Whitney’s, which was fantastic ! - It’s simply a matter of my personal taste)
@@thewielder3445 Reminds me of Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt, even Trent Reznor said that it wasnt his song anymore and Cash had made it his own despite Reznor saying it was his most personal song. Cash did such a great cover that even the original creator said he'd been outdone.
Using this video as a cleanser from watching the last two videos. Barely even 30 seconds in, I’m laughing my ass off and nearly fell off the couch. Bro really had enough of peoples bs and acted accordingly.
7:32 Imagine being called a Nice Guy by some lonely loser because you have friends of the opposite gender. Men and women can be friends without screwing each other
I can answer that guys 'teen pregnancy' question at around 4:50: Before modern medicine, the average human only lived to about 35, plus infant deaths were extremely common. So during this point in time, humans had to have as many babies as they could, as early as possible, otherwise our species would have gone extinct. However it's the modern day now, and we thankfully don't have to worry about that anymore.
1:33 i forgot about the live action minecraft and when I saw this video, i knew it was doomed to fail, and my fears were proven right. Also the transition from this clip to the next aged like a fine expensive wine
Thank you for dropping this new video it’s perfect for long road trips or if you wanna watch something while eating thanks Alirus for building this amazing channel and community
You’re copying what they said, dude. NASA explores BOTH THE OCEAN AND SPACE. Honestly, if you can watch that get explained clearly before your eyes and say that NASA “specifically works in space” I’m pretty sure you’re the same as the OP in said post.
I have heard few words that ring so true as "Food is about making people happy". That is why I love cooking, I may only make generic foods, I may not be adventurous and go out of my way to try cooking and eating new things, but the feeling that I have knowing that people are able to enjoy the food that I make is a type of joy that satisfies me like nothing I've ever experienced. I don't prepare food to make myself feel superior, I don't always cook food just to eat it, I make food to see how I have an impact on the people around me and hear both the praises and criticisms that help me do what I love as well as I can. Also, mozzarella sticks go hard.
About 2:24: Here's a story, some moron at khols forgot to take off the little paint tag thing after me and my parents took it home. We had to take it back the week after.
5:55 reminds me of another post in an Ailurus video where a dude who put “GROOMER” in a bunch of library books was arrested for possessing CP. Me thinks the man doth protest too much
2:27 I remember when a clerk didn’t remove the tag off my mom’s pants years ago. She just came in with the receipt and they took it off for her. Real advice: just go back to the store and ask. They are pretty chill if you have proof of purchase.
No. What you do is getting disproportionately upset, and while fuming barely able to string words together dehumanize the poor cashier about it, promising to get him or her fired. It's what normal people do.
Who was that comedian at the beginning? A lot of people say Steve Hofstetter is a champion of heckler roasts, but he ain't got NUTHIN' on this guy! If there was more than one target, that would have been a MASSACRE by words!
2:35 reminds me of a Christian confirmation camp I was on. We were returning on a cruise ship, and were chilling at the lounge near the bar. Jokingly, I questioned the pastor about what does the Bible say about being in a bar. "What do you mean?" He asked. "Well you know, people have sex, consume alcohol, and do God knows what else here..." He just sighed, and said to me: "Consuming alcohol is not a sin. Alcoholism and overconsumption of it is. Besides, why do you think the Apostles slept after the Last Supper?" Absolute chad.
9:09 I thought it was gonna be roasting the woman, i kinda write like that too because i like to think it makes me more approachable and friendly sounding, so i was worried people'd actually think im an idiot lol
3:20 I can’t firmly grasp the concept of a jojo fan not knowing where tf songs come from 😭 bro… DOLLY PARTON LITERALLY MADE JOLYNE POSSIBLE AND YOU OUT HERE NOT KNOWING SHE ALSO MADE OTHER SONGS??? 😭😭😭 where tf do I even live on 💀
Jesus didn’t turn water into wine for something church related either, that man was at a party and they ran out of wine and so he turned water into wine so the party could go on. Mind you, this party was already going on for a few days. God definitely approves of a good party having alcohol.
6:01 ted nugent was a real guitarist and in a guitar hero game hes in Guitar Hero World Tour as a special guest character (travis barker from blink 182 and jimi hendrix and ozzy osbourne and many other musicans appear in game as special guest characters that can be unlocked, example travis barker appears on the song dammit and can be unlocked there and ozzy appears on mr crowley and can be unlocked there) and he also appears as a guitar battle in the singe player guitar career mode (singe player mode for guitar in career had the old guitar battles they had in guitar hero 3 but only 2 battles ted nugent was one and the other was zakk wylde from black label society)
9:56 as a twenty year old who is currently eating pizza while watching this video and refusing to eat the crusts, I feel personally attacked by this comment lmfao
9:34 - Proper grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. It also dictates whether grandma survives dinner when Timmy says, "Let's eat, grandma!"
2:26 funny thing about those things is I actually got a dog bed but the store never took it off even after the security guard checked and even he didn’t see it
Missed opportunty on the first one. "I know she would have stood tall from taking a plane because I'm sure we can find videos online of her taking a train."
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Fr I will
Men.
That first roast, that's gonna be that girl's origin story.🤣
the very best@@SidlingNine
I liked this video very much. Thank you Ailurus.
That woman at the beginning wasn’t murdered by words, she received the verbal equivalent of being in a cartel execution video…
I haven't never seen the video, and I plan on keeping that way.
@@averyfields8183not "video" VIDEOS
bro is going to be in the next episode fr
@@mr.montazer5835 you should have specified then!
@@averyfields8183 he did, it says in A cartel execution video...
That first guy really had the power to think of the best comebacks during the argument instead of 3 hours later in the shower
Nah the whole thing was staged
And where did you get this info from?
@@mainframe1608I’ve seen countless videos of him and none I’ve seen seem staged. Just stupid people who think they can say shit and not get a clapback.
@@mainframe1608 nah that's just a comedian. they do this for a job and aggravating one on stage is a very easy way to get roasted
@@Cains_stuffwho is this guy bro
That woman at the beginning wasn't just murdered, she was fucking verbally crucified 😭
The walking UTI part killed me
What's a UTI?
@@kagemushashien8394 Urinary Tract Infection. Basically an infection of the urethra and it is painful
@@bendingdemon6483 ouch
@@kagemushashien8394 Yea
Jesus, that first guy did not let that slide.
He gave her a verbal firing squad.😂😂😂😂😂
No. That's bringing in an A10 Warthog instead of the firing squad.
@@GTFBITK That one would have tons of friendly fire, it's a little closer to bringing in the F16
Man wasn't going to take that level of disrespect
@@Likeusb1nah
He used an a10 when there was nobody nearby
2:55 not only is alcohol mentioned in the bible, but the process of fermentation, which creates alcohol is the one of the few processes that hasn't been heavily tampered by mankind , heck there are case of animals becoming drunk due to fermented fruit
Yup. Scripture only speaks against becoming drunk, not drinking itself.
Its fine to drink, it isnt fine to over-use
I mean, i agree with the idea of “don’t drink” but come on
@@Ipsolus yes
What's Fermented mean?
WOW. THE FIRST ONE JUST. SHE GOT KILLED, SHE’S JUST DUST IN THE GROUND, SHE’S BEEN ATOMIZED.
Man I don't think even Quarks remain (the tiniest things, that makes up a proton, neutron, and electron)
She was just removed from existence by that comeback.
@@ashurad_fox5991 you didn't need to clarify what a quark is i don't think
She's gone... like a turd... in the wind...
the guy at the start woke up that day and chose violence
Nah he chose to end violence because that person he was roasting chose violence and failed
It’s either kill or be killed 😊. He did a great job roasting her.
He BECAME the violence
@@EsmenettaRienhe IS violence. 💀
"I wish the world trade center was built out of your guilt" might be the coldest roast
3:17 It's funny how a cover can sometimes outshine the original to the point that some people think that the cover IS the original
Depends on your definition of “outshine” - I for one prefer Dolly’s original over Whitney’s cover. ( This is not to take away *anything* from Whitney’s, which was fantastic ! - It’s simply a matter of my personal taste)
@@imweakfordeakyi think that they meant more people know the cover more than the original, eg shinitai-chan, english cover vs japanese original
Stronger than you be like
Same thing happened with "Holding out for a Hero" after Shrek 2
@@thewielder3445 Reminds me of Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt, even Trent Reznor said that it wasnt his song anymore and Cash had made it his own despite Reznor saying it was his most personal song. Cash did such a great cover that even the original creator said he'd been outdone.
I couldn't get past her being called a scrapped Austin Powers villain and that her bob haircut was a robert.
There was no mercy. 😂😂😂😂
That got me holy shit
5:20 reminds me of a quote from The Click: "just because a baby is born with legs, doesn't mean it can run a marathon"
Murderedbywords really do be that bit of levity we need after seeing the worst of humanity with other subreddits.
based nia pfp
Using this video as a cleanser from watching the last two videos. Barely even 30 seconds in, I’m laughing my ass off and nearly fell off the couch. Bro really had enough of peoples bs and acted accordingly.
7:32 Imagine being called a Nice Guy by some lonely loser because you have friends of the opposite gender. Men and women can be friends without screwing each other
Projection is a fun drug.
One is a golddigger and the other is a simp.
@keagsobrien6772 sounds like a skill issue buddy
I can answer that guys 'teen pregnancy' question at around 4:50: Before modern medicine, the average human only lived to about 35, plus infant deaths were extremely common. So during this point in time, humans had to have as many babies as they could, as early as possible, otherwise our species would have gone extinct.
However it's the modern day now, and we thankfully don't have to worry about that anymore.
Powerpuff girl is wild 💀
Austin power villain is crazy 😭
eifel tower reflection is outta pocket 💀
"I wish the World trade center built out of you guil"t is down right devious
"Your bob cut is a Robert" got me
Boss music starts playing
You know it's gonna be good when it opens up with a Troy Bond clip
literal walking flamethrower with the burns he's firing
2:49 I’m a Christian and JESUS LITERALLY DRANK WINE BRO, IS THIS GUY INSANE!?
same lmao
Jesus MADE wine
@@topkek996and drank
His last meal was literally bread and wine
@@Black_Konoha yep
1:33 i forgot about the live action minecraft and when I saw this video, i knew it was doomed to fail, and my fears were proven right.
Also the transition from this clip to the next aged like a fine expensive wine
I always love how fast Ailurus uploads. Amazing binge watching
That really is some Rapid-Fire stuff.
BRO WAS ON DEMON TIME IN THAT FIRST CLIP 💀💀💀
Thank you for dropping this new video it’s perfect for long road trips or if you wanna watch something while eating thanks Alirus for building this amazing channel and community
L-Long road trips?
A (edit: less than) 30m video?
@@shirothefish9688 he uploads a lot
@@shirothefish9688 so if you aren’t fully caught up with all his uploads you can watch a lot of them or rewatch some old videos
That comedian woke up thirsting for blood, bruh
bro really said “what did I do” 💀💀💀
Apparently to that karen, he was simply existing and she took offense to that
7:59 Jesus Christ -1.9k karma 💀
It's honestly hilarious how that chef was complaining about snobbish behavior and elitism on reddit of all places. What did they honestly expect?
4:02 who tf asks people who specifically work in SPACE to explore the ocean💀
You’re copying what they said, dude. NASA explores BOTH THE OCEAN AND SPACE. Honestly, if you can watch that get explained clearly before your eyes and say that NASA “specifically works in space” I’m pretty sure you’re the same as the OP in said post.
@@stupidrobotproductions627 ah right, sorry.
@@stupidrobotproductions627wow you were really pissed out someone had a question to ask and decided to let all your anger on them
@@angelicart.6 man i said this nearly a year ago wtf
@@stupidrobotproductions627 and?
I have heard few words that ring so true as "Food is about making people happy". That is why I love cooking, I may only make generic foods, I may not be adventurous and go out of my way to try cooking and eating new things, but the feeling that I have knowing that people are able to enjoy the food that I make is a type of joy that satisfies me like nothing I've ever experienced. I don't prepare food to make myself feel superior, I don't always cook food just to eat it, I make food to see how I have an impact on the people around me and hear both the praises and criticisms that help me do what I love as well as I can.
Also, mozzarella sticks go hard.
2:05 NOW THAT WAS A ROUND HOUSE PUNCH TO THE JAW FLAWLESS VICTORY TOO ACCURATE TO IT
Ong 😂
WOAH
About 2:24:
Here's a story, some moron at khols forgot to take off the little paint tag thing after me and my parents took it home. We had to take it back the week after.
5:55 reminds me of another post in an Ailurus video where a dude who put “GROOMER” in a bunch of library books was arrested for possessing CP. Me thinks the man doth protest too much
Projection, basically.
@@silverflight01 essentially
Link pls
1:28 That aged
Like fucking milk
2:14 I am going to hell for laughing 😂
I felt bad I laughed lol
Me too 😂
i wander if he has Head & Shoulders in his shower
@@Josh_the_jesterthat's all he has when he is in the shower.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS!
2:27 I remember when a clerk didn’t remove the tag off my mom’s pants years ago. She just came in with the receipt and they took it off for her. Real advice: just go back to the store and ask. They are pretty chill if you have proof of purchase.
No. What you do is getting disproportionately upset, and while fuming barely able to string words together dehumanize the poor cashier about it, promising to get him or her fired. It's what normal people do.
And if you stole it use a knife not that hard
@@gandalf8216im 99% sure this is satire but just to confirm is it really satire
2:04 makes a crash bandicoot and then plays sonic the hedgehog music
0:59 💀 the envelope is getting ripped to shreds
2:40 the plants that literally make nectar that is effectively alcohol: are we a joke to you?
Who was that comedian at the beginning? A lot of people say Steve Hofstetter is a champion of heckler roasts, but he ain't got NUTHIN' on this guy! If there was more than one target, that would have been a MASSACRE by words!
5:33 he shot out his mom with a brain and STILL hasn't used it
Agreed
2:35 BITHC WAHT
Jesus LITERALLY made some!
Bro that girl at the beginning wasn’t murdered by words, that was a fucking public execution with a verbal guillotine 💀
0:11 "you walking UTI!"
O
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XD
Thus just started and it's already on High!
XD
Blud really asked NASA to search the ocean 💀
That first roast was PERFECT
0:04 i think tara would be proud of that one!
4:26 They wanted NOAA, not NASA.
NOAA.. like the guy who had a huge ark
That first clip was hilarious
That first lady was roasted worse than Freddy Kruger and Deadpool combined. She wasn't given the privilege of death.
2:50 and Moses did the same thing turning the lake into wine
That first one was the equivalent of a verbal death star laser
Bro literally ascended and became fuckin King Minos in the first clip, god damn
JUDGMENT.
THY END IS N O W .
@@Oliver-Thyella PREPARE THYSELF
2:35 reminds me of a Christian confirmation camp I was on. We were returning on a cruise ship, and were chilling at the lounge near the bar. Jokingly, I questioned the pastor about what does the Bible say about being in a bar.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"Well you know, people have sex, consume alcohol, and do God knows what else here..."
He just sighed, and said to me:
"Consuming alcohol is not a sin. Alcoholism and overconsumption of it is. Besides, why do you think the Apostles slept after the Last Supper?"
Absolute chad.
1:50 jordans logo
that girl’s forehead is so fertile that Nappa would have planted some saibamen in it
9:09 I thought it was gonna be roasting the woman, i kinda write like that too because i like to think it makes me more approachable and friendly sounding, so i was worried people'd actually think im an idiot lol
i write kinda like that too 😭😭
thewomandeservestoberoastedforherviewongrammarandifyoudontthinksothenyoumustthinktheresnothingwrongwithhowthisresponseispresented
i mean i understood it fine@@Threadnaught
6:38. On my grandpa’s birthday, my grandma got a coconut cake and after work I found a bunch of family members reading dad joke cards to each other
"your bob cut is robert" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
3:20 I can’t firmly grasp the concept of a jojo fan not knowing where tf songs come from 😭 bro… DOLLY PARTON LITERALLY MADE JOLYNE POSSIBLE AND YOU OUT HERE NOT KNOWING SHE ALSO MADE OTHER SONGS??? 😭😭😭 where tf do I even live on 💀
Jeez, that intro was the equivalent of being nuked from orbit.
1:46 are you in Paris? Cause uhhh umm
Ball so hard
The ocean is so much more difficult to explore than space for so many different reasons. It's terrifying.
First guy took her existence personally
7:47 Power ranger pfp goes crazy
Jesus didn’t turn water into wine for something church related either, that man was at a party and they ran out of wine and so he turned water into wine so the party could go on. Mind you, this party was already going on for a few days. God definitely approves of a good party having alcohol.
As long as you don't get drunk, you're good 👍
7:40 Well there's a difference between friend-zone and friendships
2:42
I’m predicting a comment on how Jesus can turn water into wine
Same, i paused just to check the timed comments here
that wasn't a murder that was a whole ass execution
9:14 Black people when black people use slang made by black people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Facts
7:02 Godamn, I’m not even involved and I still felt that burn.
6:01 ted nugent was a real guitarist and in a guitar hero game
hes in Guitar Hero World Tour as a special guest character (travis barker from blink 182 and jimi hendrix and ozzy osbourne and many other musicans appear in game as special guest characters that can be unlocked, example travis barker appears on the song dammit and can be unlocked there and ozzy appears on mr crowley and can be unlocked there) and he also appears as a guitar battle in the singe player guitar career mode (singe player mode for guitar in career had the old guitar battles they had in guitar hero 3 but only 2 battles ted nugent was one and the other was zakk wylde from black label society)
The panda is back at it again! Keep up the great stuff man!
Love you ailurus, thank you for making gem videos, always!
Man made the choice to play Ice Cap Zone while people were getting burned, I can't think of a song more appropriate for this.
Sheesh you’re on a role with these uploads
Yeah, he uploads lots of videos at once every month
Roll* it's not grammar just spelling, no disrespect
@@jwr2904 (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)
9:45 what i love most about this is she dropped her typing quirk just to flame the guy
9:56 as a twenty year old who is currently eating pizza while watching this video and refusing to eat the crusts, I feel personally attacked by this comment lmfao
Holy shit Troy Bond didn't have to go that hard. Love that guy's standup
9:56 I'll die on the hill that regular crust is better than cheesy crust.
Default crust is a chance to take a break from the cheese
this is a real statement
If you like pizza crust, I recomend gettting or making a focaccia.
@@Kastra_kas an apulian, come to apulia and focaccia will taste like heaven
also because like it was born here 😀
9:34 - Proper grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. It also dictates whether grandma survives dinner when Timmy says, "Let's eat, grandma!"
1:38 that aint a forehead, that theres a fivehead.
*sevenhead
Troy Bond is a legend
"Your bob cut is a ROBERT" im stealing that
2:33 I guess this guy has never heard about animals getting drunk off of fermented fruit.
Comedians roasting hecklers has got to be the best part of the show
4:00 I don’t like wine and I like to shop alone. I’m not a girlfriend then
First guy woke up that day and told himself “If someone fucks with me in any way, I will destroy them”
2:43 Nobody tell this preacher that Oranges contain a small amount of alcohol.
6:45 isn't that what Christmas is?
Christmas was Jesus's birthday, so it would be Easter
The girl at the start got FUCKING COOKED
(I misspelled got from laughing so hard)
2:26 funny thing about those things is I actually got a dog bed but the store never took it off even after the security guard checked and even he didn’t see it
1:43 i laugh at this but tbh i know you'd probably say the exact same thing to me if i was on one of these LMAO
5:19 because these people want to get the teen pregnant
Oh not just teens, but sometimes they argue for children too. I started menstruating at 8 so by his logic i guess i was legal all they way back then💀
1st vid is wild 😂
1:56 I think she is front row at a cavs game
The first one wasn't a roast session that was was a roast execution
Missed opportunty on the first one.
"I know she would have stood tall from taking a plane because I'm sure we can find videos online of her taking a train."
2:07
He looks like he's Gmod noclipping into the floor💀
9:32 my brother in christ earlier in the video you were talking about a “double whammy” because someone corrected someone else’s spelling
Not even a minute and a half into the video and my stomach is already hurting from cry-laughing. That standup chose verbal violence.