The Halo TV Show RETURNS! (Season 2 Episodes 1/2 Review)

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  • @LaperLarden
    @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому +11

    I completely forgot to give Episode 1 a rating! 7.5/10.

    • @zerobugden8464
      @zerobugden8464 7 місяців тому

      Out of what 100? The chief is fucked. For some reason every refers to him as he has already destroyed the ring and earnt his legendary title. The characters are shit. The acting is shit. The story has nothing to do with the games. There's nothing in this show that would earn it a score of anything above 3.

    • @DarkVWolf
      @DarkVWolf 7 місяців тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@zerobugden8464Sounds like you’re just being too much of a hater. Plus, the story isn’t like the games because this show takes place before the events in the games (also, the show isn’t meant to be canon). The characters are good. The acting is good. Also, Chief has always had his title.
      P.S. 75/100 is the same as 7.5/10, so I don’t understand what point you were trying to make there.

  • @TheOnlyBritishGuy
    @TheOnlyBritishGuy 7 місяців тому +105

    Its weird the relationship between the spartan teams. Not acting like they have all trained and fought together since they were six years old but seemingly dislike each other.

    • @WSHong-oe7bg
      @WSHong-oe7bg 7 місяців тому +18

      Average sibling moment I think. You know love/hate kinda shit

    • @Peckh
      @Peckh 7 місяців тому +12

      its just a friendly rivalry. The only other people equal to them so they lightly compete. Its not that bad

    • @TheTraumaCentre
      @TheTraumaCentre 7 місяців тому +2

      @@PeckhI’ve got a bad feeling that this is gonna be a genuine point of contention considering how willing Spartans were to kill each other in the first season

    • @Peckh
      @Peckh 7 місяців тому +2

      @@TheTraumaCentre They litterally respect the chief in the scene they are in. They compete over their numbers and preformance, complain about their higher ups, yet they all still refer to chief as "Chief"
      Remember that his name isnt actually chief. Them calling him by this title is out of respect. Not contention

    • @ILovedarkspeakerman
      @ILovedarkspeakerman 7 місяців тому

      I mean they didn't like how they look put there pelets and stuff

  • @FootedGhost
    @FootedGhost 7 місяців тому +130

    11:09 lmao I had the same exact reaction when I first saw Makee. Kai did us all a favour by killing her in S1, that plotline should be done. Why did they bring her back 😭

    • @sw-gs
      @sw-gs 7 місяців тому

      Jimmy Rings needs booty.

    • @codymar4515
      @codymar4515 7 місяців тому +11

      "It's because it's what the fans want. This is Halo!"
      -some nutbutter writing for the show

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 7 місяців тому +1

      Me too

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 7 місяців тому +2

      Well Angry Joe’s instincts were right.

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому +18

      Wasn't there a really long shot of her dead body just lying motionless on the floor in the last episode of season 1 as well? I think even the writers of the show wanted her dead last season 😂

  • @Tyrant11547
    @Tyrant11547 7 місяців тому +16

    I just cant get over the amount of plotlines, like I'm down with UNSC vs Covenant stuff. Internal UNSC vs ONI tensions? Sure. Then you have like Soren's plot, Kwan's plot, Chief's undercover plot, Chief's PTSD plot I guess? The Rizz physical therapy plot, Halsey in VR talking to Flash clones plot. Then the Forerunner artifact's and their importance thrown in, and of course the Spartan 3's later. Like Christ I get its more for a broader audience, but SURELY we could have focused on like 2 MAYBE 3 stories. There's just so much stuff nobody cares about ):

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому +7

      Absolutely. While writing the quick summary of episode 2 I was struggling to word it all properly because of how much it jumps around to different plot threads. I know they're all going to come together at the end, but it's a lot to keep track of. Soren's story easily could've wrapped up after he was trapped in episode 1. I don't think we really needed all that stuff with his wife after the fact. It led absolutely nowhere.

  • @danielcowboy3992
    @danielcowboy3992 7 місяців тому +153

    My favourite part was when master chief said "I have aids"

    • @rookie2321
      @rookie2321 7 місяців тому +4

      And herpes and sti.

    • @swifter1151
      @swifter1151 7 місяців тому +8

      My favorite part was when Master Chief said it Haloin time 😤

    • @itsBridge
      @itsBridge 7 місяців тому

      @@swifter1151definitely my favorite part

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому +24

      And then proceeded to clap his Master Cheeks all over the place.

    • @Nedak2003
      @Nedak2003 7 місяців тому +2

      So thats why he slept with Makee.
      Didn't know spartans engaged in biological warefare

  • @FyXeeu
    @FyXeeu 7 місяців тому +95

    Nah I hate the fact they didn’t respect any lore and characters

  • @Sami-Moon
    @Sami-Moon 7 місяців тому +77

    The Halo TV show could've been soooo good I can't believe they fumbled it so hard

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 7 місяців тому +4

      I can, this is Hollywood. Also Stuntmutt of HaloBungieDotOrg predicted this in his comic One One Se7en back in the Halo 2 days.

    • @computron100
      @computron100 7 місяців тому

      Nah I think the show is great

  • @dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820
    @dr.catherineelizabethhalse1820 7 місяців тому +32

    Oh nooo! I was seriously hoping Makee was never mentioned again.

  • @vaniellys
    @vaniellys 7 місяців тому +74

    The series cannot be salvaged, or they would need to just ignore the first season. Spartans aren't emotionless killing machines, Halsey isn't a sociopathic mad scientist, and Halo isn't about human vs human conflict. Halo is about humanity trying to survive a war with no hope, exploration of strange ruins and the Covenant's faith shaking. (Also Forerunners were humans)
    EDIT: I see a lot of errors in the responses. 343I changed the lore when they took over, ignoring the original games and books.
    If you play HCE-2-3 and read Contact Harvest or Ghosts of Onyx, there's a lot of hints that the Forerunners were humans, which is confirmed at the end of Halo 3 by 343 Guilty Spark. That's the big twist, the Prophets ordered the extermination of their own "gods" in order to protect the lie of their religion and save their place at the top.
    If you read Operation First Strike or Ghosts of Onyx, you would see that Halsey was never a sociopath, she appears cold outside but deep down she's actually quite empathic, which made her character very interesting. Spartans weren't emotionless either. It's 343I who didn't understand that and rewrote Halsey as a shallow mad scientist and Spartans as emotionless killing machines.

    • @nopmop4248
      @nopmop4248 7 місяців тому +18

      I just look at the the ODST Trailer or Halo Landfall and cry at what could have been.

    • @eliavita
      @eliavita 7 місяців тому +6

      Well actually there is a lot of backstabbing in halo in between high ends of humans politics, oni and unsc, Halsey is a bit of a sociopatic mad scientist

    • @adamscheu4218
      @adamscheu4218 7 місяців тому +10

      Halsey is very much a sociopath and mad scientist in the actual halo lore 😂

    • @CarlosGarcia-ev9sc
      @CarlosGarcia-ev9sc 7 місяців тому +5

      Forerunners were not humans. But the librarian made it so that humans would be the reclaimed to the mantle of responsibility.

    • @matthewdavis6733
      @matthewdavis6733 7 місяців тому +4

      Seems like you didn’t read the books 👀

  • @David-1216
    @David-1216 7 місяців тому +5

    It feels like all halo is lately is just missed/wasted potential. The TV show, halo infinite, hell you can’t even find the Jazwares or mega construx figures unless you go to a discount store like Ross or pay crazy resale. The mismanagement is insane

  • @IRLJojo
    @IRLJojo 7 місяців тому +7

    YIKES BROTHER. I was excited to mention that i think Cobalt team is a play on Blue Team but now it doesn't matter. Here we go again, same train gonna wreck twice lmao.

  • @rjfrantz539
    @rjfrantz539 7 місяців тому +43

    I just want a DAMN HALO show! :(

  • @SharlaBlades
    @SharlaBlades 7 місяців тому +10

    You know, there is a group of people whose first exposure to Halo was as a novel. They loved that novel so much that they consider it the real battle of Reach. Even more so than the game named after the planet.
    Meanwhile, we get this as a show. I don't see anyone excited for this.

  • @CAL2ski
    @CAL2ski 7 місяців тому +41

    Not the first time chief has smelled covies lol

  • @danielrimbau2131
    @danielrimbau2131 7 місяців тому +5

    I yelled “FUCK” when I saw Maki come back. If Chief goes back to her, I’m gonna uninstall Paramount

  • @ajackass5950
    @ajackass5950 7 місяців тому +35

    I feel like a parent who's watching their kid get into hard drugs. Man paramount did us all dirty.

    • @TheAcrelicGem
      @TheAcrelicGem 7 місяців тому +1

      It feels reversed for me. I’m the child watching my parent get stoned

  • @Captianmex1C0
    @Captianmex1C0 7 місяців тому +8

    Literally just this morning i was thinking "If noble team made first contact with the covenant on reach, then i wonder if theyll get a Cameo or Easter egg" nope, i can already tell that silver is gunns get that storyline. We wont get any of the beautiful/Atmospheric fall of reach or the Deaths of noble team
    Edit: Just finished downloading immediately needs a 2GB Update lmao
    Edit 2: Wrong Comment lmao

  • @MegamanZero410
    @MegamanZero410 7 місяців тому +17

    The fact that they brought in Ackerson and have him running the Spartan program instead of trying to shut it down like he did in the books is annoying. If you’re going to just take characters for memberberries, I have no respect for your show.

    • @DangerVille
      @DangerVille 7 місяців тому +8

      Tbh he is constantly undermining the Spartans and only believes they’re useful as propaganda, it’s pretty faithful.

    • @xCrimsonxTidex
      @xCrimsonxTidex 7 місяців тому +6

      @@DangerVillehe is also trying to supplant the program with expendable Spartan 3s based on the trailers so Ackerson ironically is the best part and the most faithful aspect of the TV show, played by an actor who’s a Halo fan no less.

  • @youngman850
    @youngman850 7 місяців тому +4

    I cannot express how much I hate this show.

  • @HaloSIayer99
    @HaloSIayer99 7 місяців тому +2

    This show gives me a bad taste in my mouth. Im not all too excited. This show has everything that halo stands against. AND why the fuck is Kwan still alive. I'd rather see her die by an energy sword. Like father like daughter right? Also i thought chief and Makee died or it was implied. Is this the modern star wars treatment but with halo where you just come back from the dead despite having life threatening wounds.

  • @johnp1366
    @johnp1366 7 місяців тому +1

    Also, an unrevealed character Can show the emotional spectrum in more subtle ways. A movement, a gesture, a dip of the head. Chief has shown that in the game cutscenes. In the Rescue Cortana scene. In the Infinity Ending scene. Others. It's there. The emotion ...

    • @reddishcarp1237
      @reddishcarp1237 7 місяців тому

      Maybe you're comparing a video game to live action, 2 different mediums? Are Halo fans legit this moronic?

  • @ZombiedWolf
    @ZombiedWolf 7 місяців тому +16

    Thank you for continuing this. Unlike past time, i dont think i'll be able to watch this. Not that i should anyway.
    We were using my friends, sisters account lol. Situation changed and i dont want to make an account even if i get a free trial.

    • @tristanemery8748
      @tristanemery8748 7 місяців тому

      I watched it for free on freemoviesfull, but use it at your own risk, cos you get shitloads of pop-ups and idk if there's a risk of getting a virus or something. At least that way you're not funding paramount and their abysmal handling of the show

  • @thomasboland540
    @thomasboland540 7 місяців тому +21

    2:11 I think in the Kilo Five books, Elites are confirmed that elites smell like leather

  • @swifter1151
    @swifter1151 7 місяців тому +8

    I bet Sigma Team is this universes Noble Team 😂

    • @Ivantheterrible495
      @Ivantheterrible495 7 місяців тому +1

      What a disgusting theory,
      you’ve ruined my morning because your definitely right

  • @rudebwoytroy
    @rudebwoytroy 7 місяців тому +19

    they confirmed in infinite that smells go through the helmet/suit, makes him more effective, also confirmed that cortana can use the data from the suit to simulate the smell for herself well (the weapon, a cortana clone)

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 7 місяців тому +6

    I thought the opening episodes were pretty good, the action was great, the characterisation of the Spartans was perfect, but the side characters were pretty boring. Tonally it’s far better than S1. Glad they got rid of those emotional inhibitor nonsense.
    The marketing department has done an amazing job convincing people that it’s going to be completely different to S1, it’s very much a continuation of that. It’s better, but it’s not exactly reinvented.

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому

      Not the first time the marketing for a Halo project has been a bit misleading though, huh?
      Lookin' at you Halo 5...

  • @Priception
    @Priception 7 місяців тому +4

    Yeah i knew tbis second season was gonns be as shit as Season 1. Fingers crossed the show gets cancelled after this season.

    • @BobDylan-ho2gd
      @BobDylan-ho2gd 7 місяців тому

      It ain't going to. If something as bad as season 1 didn't get the show canceled nothing will. Lol

    • @N7_Bunny
      @N7_Bunny 7 місяців тому

      It won't, boomers love the show. ( it's the only high budget SciFi series with ok action for them )

  • @Jacob-360
    @Jacob-360 7 місяців тому +12

    If the first episodes are this bad „We're screwed! We're screwed, man!”
    I fucking hate this show.

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому +8

      Game over, man! Game over! The fuck are we gonna do now?!

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 7 місяців тому +4

    3:10 to be fair, the covenant do this constantly, all throughout Halo lore. Usually its to "get a forerunner artifact" or something. But usually its just a thinly veiled excuse to have the spartans fight something

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  7 місяців тому +1

      Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't critiquing that. That's a genuine plot point in the show. Chief points it out to Keyes and Ackerson who both couldn't care less. Probably should've made that more clear in my voice over!

  • @existentialselkath1264
    @existentialselkath1264 7 місяців тому +11

    The whole series so far would be solved if the UNSCs most important asset EVER... Had a bodycam.
    You're telling me with all those sensors in that helmet, ONI couldn't recover any data from it? Even that asside, the sheer ignorance and motivation for ignoring Jimmy is pure idiot plot.
    The action and cinematography is at least easier on the eyes

  • @sarahshaw7315
    @sarahshaw7315 7 місяців тому +2

    They ruined the relationship between chief and cortana

  • @bromothymol
    @bromothymol 7 місяців тому +3

    Guys, please dont hate watch this show. Do not support this show in any way. They don't deserve our views or our time for desecrating our favourite stories and characters.

  • @dagonspringer7941
    @dagonspringer7941 7 місяців тому +4

    Idea! The halo tv show is just in universe propaganda, that's why mister cheeks takes his helmet off. and also why he even considers banging a spy. The whole thing is a unsc propaganda program to get people to stop questioning the origins of the Spartan program

  • @laughingskulls
    @laughingskulls 7 місяців тому +2

    I am 1000% certain that if I give a fan $300, a bucket of chicken and a case of beer they could make an actual good Halo show.

    • @reddishcarp1237
      @reddishcarp1237 7 місяців тому

      No they wouldn't, because Halo "fans" are stupid & don't actually know anything about the lore of Halo.

  • @ajackass5950
    @ajackass5950 7 місяців тому +4

    Oh God it's happening again.

  • @chuckles_rockz5637
    @chuckles_rockz5637 7 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, my biggest problem with the show is that when it's good, it's pretty darn good... but when it's bad, it's really, really... really f*cking bad.
    And it's usually bad.

  • @triplebog
    @triplebog 7 місяців тому +3

    5:29 this shot is so awkward its hilarious. Looks like something from one of my brother's joke parody movies he shot on a vhs recorder back in 2002. It looks like two random people just walked on set and they shot it in the loading dock of the local supermarket.

  • @johnp1366
    @johnp1366 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm afraid season 2 is more of the same. The mystique and reverence(?) of Chief is there for a reason. Not to promote another franchise, but Manadalorian has shown that you can preserve the unknown nature of a character and still be relevant ...

  • @puppetmaster1819
    @puppetmaster1819 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh god i hope to god this show geta canceled before they bring in the flood cuz i feel like they are to fuck the floods lore so badly or maybe even removed the flood from the story and make the rings Construction differently all i have to say is this show suuuuccccccckkkkkkkkssssss

  • @DPham1
    @DPham1 7 місяців тому +1

    When the girl with Halsey keeled over, my mind thought: "She's seen the end of Season 2 and she died of cringe."

  • @grahamjohnson4259
    @grahamjohnson4259 7 місяців тому +1

    Every step of the way my thought was "this sounds awful" who wants any of this from Halo? None of this sounds like halo. I may not even watch tomorrow

  • @tylerherr4288
    @tylerherr4288 7 місяців тому +1

    yeah
    they literally just wrote themselves out of chief being controlled by cortana in 30 seconds

  • @rubixkiller6502
    @rubixkiller6502 7 місяців тому +1

    I forwarded 40 percent of episode 1 and 80 percent episode 2 that says a lot about how much useless side story there is

  • @Turbo.M777
    @Turbo.M777 7 місяців тому +1

    John Halo removing his "eMoTiOn MoDuLe" is lame and cringe.

  • @NixMaster3k
    @NixMaster3k 7 місяців тому +2

    this show is just high budget clickbait at this point, i'm so glad i canceled my sub

  • @TheAcrelicGem
    @TheAcrelicGem 7 місяців тому +3

    Yay more screen time for characters that aren’t kwan or master cheeks!

    • @TheAcrelicGem
      @TheAcrelicGem 7 місяців тому

      (Also I like all the Spartans here)

  • @UM4DBRO210
    @UM4DBRO210 7 місяців тому +1

    why the FUCK does he have a grapple shot this point in time, fuck it give him armor lock, that'll make me happy now

  • @TRG_R17
    @TRG_R17 7 місяців тому +1

    Comment 125, trash is becoming mid! Let's give this show the worse bronze trophy we can find.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 2 місяці тому

      Revoked that trophy! Just give the show literal $hit

  • @elytheodst
    @elytheodst 7 місяців тому +1

    It really doesn’t matter how good the second season is. The first season was so bad to the point where there is no possibility for recovery. It’s like getting a second season of Velma. It will always be attached to the first pile of infectious shit.

  • @MessyRook09
    @MessyRook09 7 місяців тому +1

    Pretty sure we're at eight on the bingo cards (no lines yet) but correct me if im wrong

  • @F0xSH0X1
    @F0xSH0X1 7 місяців тому +1

    My favorite part was when Keyes said, right let’s get this door open. Wait wrong franchise.

  • @GrandmaKeith
    @GrandmaKeith 7 місяців тому +3

    Cortana looks totally different this new season.

  • @TheHaiko117
    @TheHaiko117 7 місяців тому +1

    thank god i dont have to wtch this show to know how bad it is

  • @mbibe
    @mbibe 7 місяців тому +2

    Nice to see Omega Team's in this universe.

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver 7 місяців тому +1

    yes it did
    #LightTheRings

  • @MintBlitz
    @MintBlitz 7 місяців тому +1

    Really well done video, enjoyed it alot :)

  • @rookie2321
    @rookie2321 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank fk I came here first, would rather watch this then the series

  • @ebomb1133
    @ebomb1133 6 місяців тому

    I don't hate it.......but I'm still severely disappointed. Watching all this all I can think of is " wow that was better in the Fall or Reach. Nope, Bungie's Reach did that better."
    I'm all for good dialogue and characters conversing, but my lord everything said in this show feels sloppy, cringe, or just off somehow.

  • @Stop_Motion_Hub
    @Stop_Motion_Hub 7 місяців тому

    I did like some of the details such as "I'm blue" which is an actual military term utilized for friendly fire (typically called Green vs Blue)
    however there was ALOT that I didn't like. The first two that come to mind would be:
    1. The chief saying "they disappeared" instead of mentioning any type of cloaking tech or anything else.
    2. Chief getting tired after a light engagement with a few swords. The Master Chief is a super soldier designed to not be fatigued. He only got fatigued after fighting through the flood in the library.
    overall, the show is moving swiftly, but I'd perfer to skip kwan, and... well... the majority of the show if I can keep getting episodes focused on the main plot. And the show seems to be better when you turn your brain off.

  • @HickieyFS
    @HickieyFS 7 місяців тому +6

    probably aren't getting a season 3 if these two episodes are anything to base the rest of the season of off.

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US 7 місяців тому +1

      That's right, jump to conclusions.

    • @HickieyFS
      @HickieyFS 7 місяців тому +1

      @@INFILTR8US keyword "if"

  • @SpeedyGaming
    @SpeedyGaming 7 місяців тому

    Well I’m glad I never got to see this series and probably never will. Paramount needs to suffer with destroying the source material and making fun of it in the process of terrible writing.

  • @WSHong-oe7bg
    @WSHong-oe7bg 7 місяців тому

    The only side character that is interesting to me is perez..No one gives A FLYING FUCK ABOUT KWAN AND MAKEE
    AND FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY IS MAKEE ALIVE

  • @austinsmeeks9322
    @austinsmeeks9322 7 місяців тому

    If makee is in it. Im not watchng it and probably swearing off halo forever. Whole franchise is basically warping what halo used to be anymore. Now they completely defile the original story, expose it to those who have never played the games, and justify it by saying ita a different timeline. The whole purpose of adapting something into a tv show is to expose a story chereshed by a large group of fans to wider audience. Im just done with being sad and angry over what they did to the series i used to love.

  • @LogicalThinking210
    @LogicalThinking210 7 місяців тому

    Pay for the Halo name, miss-lead fans of the brand, loosely use the lore but change everything about it, fumble the fighting skills of the main character, fumble the main character of the brand, create a lot of negativity with the show, blame the fanbase, get views from negativity, switch Master Chief for Master Cheeks.
    They could have just used the existing lore and made a ton of money and views. Would've taken a fraction of the work and built a huge fanbase around it; instead they are sending the views to the UA-cam channels to point out how this is anything BUT Halo.

  • @ReclaimerX22
    @ReclaimerX22 7 місяців тому

    I don't understand, who is this guy and why do you keep calling him "Chief?"

  • @Chris_Gough
    @Chris_Gough 7 місяців тому

    The craziest Easter Egg nobody is talking about: You can tell they’re in new Alexandria because of that one tower that you could get the pelican from if you pressed the secret button. I actually lost my mind when I saw that in the background as they flew past it to vizagrad relay

  • @thekinoreview1515
    @thekinoreview1515 7 місяців тому

    I don't agree at all that it is more of the same. I'm disappointed with the b plot stuff and the return of Makee, but the introduction of Ackerson and the clear path towards the fall of Reach already makes it far more interesting. Chief hasn't yet been a reckless emotional moron, as he was for the vast majority of season 1. Still pretty mid but mid is lightyears better than anything season 1 had to offer.

  • @ErikLosLobos
    @ErikLosLobos 7 місяців тому

    Yeah it was pretty bad. Continuation of Series 1. Plot is all over the place. Half formed characters and stories. Also new cortana didn't give me any cortana vibes. Its just not her even in the way she is written. Other one was better

  • @KevinIsNice6984
    @KevinIsNice6984 7 місяців тому

    2:05 well in the infinite campaign during the mission foundations, the weapon mentions that his suit can pick up smells and stuff

  • @JohnV117
    @JohnV117 7 місяців тому

    Im so glad i didn't buy paramount+ i aint watching that bullcrap. It's amazing how last of us was great while following the real story and we got this crap😂

  • @zerobugden8464
    @zerobugden8464 7 місяців тому

    Can someone please explain to me what's with all these new shows coming out with the titles of previous movies or shows and then having nothing to do with any of the previous movies or shows or in this case games. Like wtf?!? Fuck this showing for shitting on decades of peoples memories. Its so goddam rude to do this. You can tell they aren't even fans of the games either.

  • @SkyfishArt
    @SkyfishArt 7 місяців тому

    It’s confusing. I have to watch recaps to understand what is going on. I just want to see arbiter. The best part of halo was seeing arbiter question his faith and the bromanship he and chief developed.

  • @ricthefish
    @ricthefish 7 місяців тому +1

    it's horrible

  • @Eno_4815
    @Eno_4815 7 місяців тому

    If only Spartan Riz(z) had been on Sigma team. Maybe there's a Spartan named Chad instead.

  • @tylerherr4288
    @tylerherr4288 7 місяців тому

    oh about the smell
    multiple points in the books has chief comment on the smell of plasma weaponry
    including the shield systems and camo iirc

  • @peterkingston5129
    @peterkingston5129 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro... I'm not scared! 😤 I subscribed so fast!

  • @nomadicstrength
    @nomadicstrength 7 місяців тому +7

    18 seconds. This is a fuckin record for me. Last time I was this early.....
    edit: 10:30 reaction was the funniest shit I ever heard.
    hmmh mmm hmmm hahah .....FUCK
    💀

  • @steadysamurai1172
    @steadysamurai1172 7 місяців тому

    At least Halo: Infinite and the TV show share one thing in common, both being missed opportunities

  • @David-1216
    @David-1216 7 місяців тому

    Can’t stand how they take already established things that have been done in the canon wayyyy better and choosing to warp and make them awful

  • @JoeAnshien
    @JoeAnshien 7 місяців тому

    I kinds liked season 1 but season 2 so far is a garbled mess that makes no sense. Would have been better to keep closer to the game or mini series IMHO

  • @itsChannel2K00L14
    @itsChannel2K00L14 7 місяців тому

    Episode 1: "Eh. Could be worse."
    Episode 2: "My God. Why..."

  • @tumblrvictim
    @tumblrvictim 7 місяців тому

    Remember they were filming as S1 aired. They didn't learn jack

  • @baseera6532
    @baseera6532 7 місяців тому +2

    Master CHEEKS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AmTrFilms
    @AmTrFilms 7 місяців тому

    I think it is salvageable though. Some heavy editing could make it decent

  • @Methyll
    @Methyll 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm not surprised that Makee and Kwan was still her here, the developers made it clear that they are going to continue here. our hope is that either made they make their characters or story arc better over time or they relegate them to more of a B plot that can be quickly resolved sooner than later. The Soft reboot was more in regards that they said you don't actually need to watch Season 1 to get into Season 2 so far I agree, if I didn't see season 1 and just look at 2 only with 1's baggage, I can look at Kwan story as a B plot that deals with the civilian population outlooks of hte war and with Makee as just a mysterious human figure that so far doesn't reveal anything right now

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 7 місяців тому

      From what writing advice I learned, if a story doesn't hook your audience right from the get-go or close to it, I think that story has already failed on multiple levels.

  • @glucky9970
    @glucky9970 7 місяців тому

    Man let this guy review it for you
    So you don’t boost the numbers of this garbage

  • @youaretoooocool
    @youaretoooocool 7 місяців тому +1

    Yeah i stopped watching your review in the first 30 seconds.

  • @disaster_chief
    @disaster_chief 7 місяців тому

    I thought chief could see the heat shimmer given off by the camouflage, not smell them

  • @wethepeople4669
    @wethepeople4669 7 місяців тому

    Well, yes and no....they need to bring back the original Cortana....

  • @gthomashart3926
    @gthomashart3926 7 місяців тому

    The Halo TV show seems to be abominably stupid 🙄 (John too)

  • @MrBlazinerday
    @MrBlazinerday 7 місяців тому

    I thought i was done being mad. But this is just infuriating. They get nothing right.

  • @nanmwahrki1263
    @nanmwahrki1263 7 місяців тому

    This show is still a joke. I guess that's one form of entertainment.

  • @dillydraws
    @dillydraws 7 місяців тому

    It's an improvement but it's not hard to improve on garbage.

  • @Szepens
    @Szepens 7 місяців тому

    was that Harry's Moving Media Refference?

  • @AlexanTheMan
    @AlexanTheMan 7 місяців тому +3

    See you guys when articles titled "Halo TV Show canceled by Paramount" start popping up near the end of the year.

  • @Nailfut
    @Nailfut 7 місяців тому

    I just don't see how yet another "Booo ONI bad, they don't understand Master Chief" plot was considered the right way to go with ffs. Why put useless internal strife instead of building this mythos of THE Chief, the symbol of hope for humanity etc. ?

    • @ParagonGoetia
      @ParagonGoetia 7 місяців тому

      I think a better representation of chief is whats most needed.
      I mean ONI are just jerks, since inception, so I guess by the fact CGI is costly, thats probably what they had to use to make a story without blowing all the money in 2 episodes.

  • @sackcrusher6974
    @sackcrusher6974 7 місяців тому +2

    Im so glad it fumbled. I absolutely hope this show is canceled.

  • @newkingfj7242
    @newkingfj7242 7 місяців тому

    Anyone else dislike the new cortana design in season 2 ?

  • @geronimo5537
    @geronimo5537 7 місяців тому

    This series was so underwhelming and against the source material. That I had no idea it even had a season 2 or was released. Nor did any of my halo friends. Seems we did not miss anything.

  • @nightrunner914
    @nightrunner914 7 місяців тому +4

    I lost it after mastercheeks sat down with some randos for a dinner, ONI are dogshit in this show, cheeks is still a cry baby, ackerson is interesting, vanik is the only decent Spartan in this show although that cobalt team in the bathroom was cool, the only good thing from both episodes was the Spartan board with the different teams, man I was hoping we would see noble team but atleast we saw omega, sigma and cobalt
    Also I skipped every Kwan scene

    • @captainuseless2120
      @captainuseless2120 7 місяців тому

      I mean he sat down for dinner because he wanted to confront Perez for lying to Akerson, but had enough tact not to do it in front of her family. Seriously, what’s wrong with that scene?