The Halo TV Show RUINED The Fall of Reach (Season 2 Episode 5 Review)

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  • Опубліковано 5 лип 2024
  • Noble Team are turning in their graves right now.
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    Timestamps:
    0:00 The Kwan Ha Show Returns
    0:37 Recap
    07:07 Final thoughts
    #halo #halotvseries #halotheseries
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  • @TRG_R17
    @TRG_R17 4 місяці тому +245

    They really puss out the destruction of reach. Even modern Bungie would hate how they treated the fall of reach.

    • @djanthaz
      @djanthaz 4 місяці тому +5

      Modern Bungie isn’t as bad as people make them out to be. Modern day Bungie could still save the Halo franchise, easily.

    • @ascissordollynamedgwen9409
      @ascissordollynamedgwen9409 4 місяці тому

      Honestly Halo reach didnt do a great job of showing enough of reach's fall either. Considering how massive the covenant invasion was made out to be. We saw two small glassings in New alexandria, two frigates blow up two scarabs with some longswords, and after Kat's death we saw some burning buildings... Nothing really eye opening tbh. Neither did the fall of reach movie, although it was very well done. Just doesnt show much, of covenant destruction. Just small bits and peices. So Bungie missed the mark on Reach's fall also. Honestly go replay the game. It's mostly just noble team receiving orders and losing the fight. More than showing Reach itself.

    • @kryppo4245
      @kryppo4245 4 місяці тому +4

      @@djanthazyeah after they delete half the content and ask you to give them 100 dollars 😂

    • @djanthaz
      @djanthaz 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ascissordollynamedgwen9409 bruh, they literally show a covenant fleet glassing the planet. Maybe you should replay it.

    • @djanthaz
      @djanthaz 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kryppo4245 half of Bungie’s content is more than 343’s is all I’m saying. 😂 $60 for a campaign and a broken game

  • @Out_Beyond_The_Heliopause
    @Out_Beyond_The_Heliopause 4 місяці тому +133

    One positive thing about this series is that all its shenanigans have convinced me that it's finally time to read the OG Halo books!

    • @collecter343
      @collecter343 4 місяці тому +7

      Highly recommend, especially the early Eric Nylund books.

    • @paihobbes8680
      @paihobbes8680 4 місяці тому +4

      The OG books are fantastic

    • @kessilrun6754
      @kessilrun6754 4 місяці тому +3

      Yep. I have the first 4 books right here, all waiting for a re-read.

    • @morty1721
      @morty1721 4 місяці тому +5

      The books are amazing but be prepared to be even more pissed off with the garbage show.

    • @steeltywars1
      @steeltywars1 4 місяці тому +3

      Have fun with those. Fall of reach, First Strike and Onyx are great reads.

  • @NegaGandhi
    @NegaGandhi 4 місяці тому +70

    So.... no Pillar of Autumn at all, eh? Fuck this shit

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD 4 місяці тому

      he made a good point in the video, maybe onyx is supposed to be like gold timeline reach. If we're lucky the pillar is there and miranda is in command. Cus that clip we see in the trailer of spartans assualting a corvette has got to be onyx.

    • @blickman5090
      @blickman5090 4 місяці тому

      ​@LucefieD its based on silver timeline

    • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
      @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 4 місяці тому +4

      Silver timeline? Gold timeline? Wtf is this horse crap. This isn't star trek there's one timeline. Anything else is 343 fan fiction

    • @SMeloche88
      @SMeloche88 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God if u don't understand, please read the books, this isn't the game...

    • @Nomadx83
      @Nomadx83 3 місяці тому

      @@LucefieD if it's Miranda in command that mean she's the one turning into the proto-Gravemind and so who's gonna fill her role in Halo 3 ?

  • @paulfrey3846
    @paulfrey3846 4 місяці тому +149

    Glassing of Reach not in CGI budget. Glassing half full.

    • @JynxedKoma
      @JynxedKoma 4 місяці тому +18

      They've fucked with the timeline massively by taking Chief off of Reach to another planet during the glassing. He NEVER left Reach during it's final hours until the Pillar of Autumn left it. At which point, he was already in cryo.

    • @nobodykayaks1041
      @nobodykayaks1041 4 місяці тому +2

      id argue its a glassing half empty, but im too pessimistic for this show

    • @kessilrun6754
      @kessilrun6754 4 місяці тому

      Yep. Just random explosions all over the place because you know the covenant are just a bunch of random terrorists and not a militarized entity.

  • @beretnarf
    @beretnarf 4 місяці тому +39

    These reviews are exponentially more enjoyable than watching the actual show.

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  4 місяці тому +10

      Gotta make sure I earn those subs by delivering a product more entertaining than Paramount.

    • @grayling2
      @grayling2 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@LaperLarden that bar is usually used for pro limbo competitions

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD 4 місяці тому

      lmaoooo dead ass though. I have to go force myself to watch the episode before the reviews just so I know whats going on kinda.

  • @shreksnow1918
    @shreksnow1918 4 місяці тому +47

    How ANYONE is surprised by this is beyond me. It was so obvious that they’d find a way to make this dumpster fire even worse. I’m just dying laughing at all the bad defenses for this train wreck.

    • @Devilspuppets89
      @Devilspuppets89 4 місяці тому +6

      I’m beyond surprised to see any fans let alone UA-camrs giving this show good reviews
      WHAT FUCKING WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN BRO? ARE YOU IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE COLLIDING WITH OURS? I mean shit.. this show is god fucking awful
      Chief has had his armor on like 10% of all 5 episodes
      WHAT THE FUCK

  • @n7evans225
    @n7evans225 4 місяці тому +139

    I still can’t believe people defend this travesty.

    • @HRFootage
      @HRFootage 4 місяці тому +28

      i think 343 pay people to do it

    • @Wuunderboy
      @Wuunderboy 4 місяці тому

      That's what I'm saying!! I'm constantly going after these morons for defending this piece of crap
      The best character is Halsey honestly

    • @ErikLosLobos
      @ErikLosLobos 4 місяці тому +13

      The people that defend it are just people who don't know what they missed.

    • @maxbarthropp7130
      @maxbarthropp7130 4 місяці тому +11

      Wait, really? Do people actually defend this crap?

    • @SkidzTheSlayer
      @SkidzTheSlayer 4 місяці тому +12

      Mid people accept mid content.

  • @nicholasshealy9040
    @nicholasshealy9040 4 місяці тому +93

    Man, going into this season I kept thinking “Ok, S1 was pretty bad but there’s NO WAY the writers could possibly screw up the Fall of Reach”. And they just casually do that shit off screen.
    I would say “There’s no way they could mess up the Flood” if they ever appear in this fuster-cluck of a show but after today, I actually prefer they don’t show at all because let’s face it. They would get butchered, just like every other thing that vaguely resembles Halo in this show.

    • @nobodykayaks1041
      @nobodykayaks1041 4 місяці тому +4

      the floow will just be zombies i guarantee it, and i sure the writers will insert cod zombies references into the story

    • @Wuunderboy
      @Wuunderboy 4 місяці тому +2

      Exactly! Now the fanbase is speaking my language. Don't trust the companies with this franchise from the start!! 2012 is when this shit began!!

    • @killer6088
      @killer6088 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't worry. I'm sure Kwan will have some kind of connection to the Flood and be the protector from them.

    • @Zilron38
      @Zilron38 4 місяці тому

      I figured out the worst way they could destroy the flood in this show. They turn the flood into a virus, no monsters, no gravemind, just a virus.

    • @nicholasshealy9040
      @nicholasshealy9040 4 місяці тому

      @@Zilron38 DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS, DAMMIT!

  • @nightrunner914
    @nightrunner914 4 місяці тому +84

    Kwan is what I see in my nightmares, along with Makee standing alongside the prophets…. But more distressingly, can we talk about how torturing the makee covenant scenes were in this episode 💀💀💀

    • @Green-IV
      @Green-IV 4 місяці тому +4

      seeing Makee scream that gibberish at the things that are supposed to be ripping her in half is so dumb. Like watching a human try to have a conversation with a grizzly bear by trying to sound like it and scream loudly. Its just dumb. Her existence is so pointless whenever I see her on screen i get the same annoyance as you do when youre tv show gets interrupted by advertisements lol

    • @Stampedby__bonetti
      @Stampedby__bonetti 4 місяці тому

      I fuc*in love the scene where she gets electrified by the unsc soldier in season 1 lol.
      Fave scene from this show. Amazing. If they could have a brute chieftain give her a lil love tap with a hammer that would be amazinnn’ I tell ya.

    • @SMeloche88
      @SMeloche88 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Green-IVthey cannot find the artifact without her, it's not that hard to understand, even for fanboys...

    • @Green-IV
      @Green-IV 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SMeloche88 Stop pretending I dont know the plot
      Why tf do u think I hate it? I wish i didnt understand it so i could enjoy it with the 2% of my brain like you obviously did

    • @SMeloche88
      @SMeloche88 3 місяці тому

      @@Green-IV maybe if u stopped thinking it was the game, it's not and its better for it as thr games sucked.

  • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
    @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 4 місяці тому +78

    The no show of the space battle for Reach is what gets me the most. I really wanted to see Keyes command the space battle like in the book but when they cooked him I knew that wasn't happening.

    • @nobodykayaks1041
      @nobodykayaks1041 4 місяці тому +6

      the show writers: wow were getting ready to film the fall of reach, the most iconic battle in the series, what should we do?
      also the show writers: hey lets skip the battle and hgave it happen off screen, man im so good at developing a story( pats self on back)

    • @ILoveEliteComputerMan
      @ILoveEliteComputerMan 4 місяці тому

      In the trailers the space battle is happening

    • @killer6088
      @killer6088 4 місяці тому

      @@ILoveEliteComputerMan That battle is not going to be on Reach. At this point its probably going to be on Onyx.

    • @nathanmartinez519
      @nathanmartinez519 4 місяці тому

      @@killer6088 it looked like that battle took place outside of a gas planet so it's probably at the halo

    • @thepfundzone7942
      @thepfundzone7942 4 місяці тому

      Seriously! I can't get with this show in the slightest anymore 😢

  • @tumblrvictim
    @tumblrvictim 4 місяці тому +132

    I'm done with the show. They promised us ONE thing and didn't deliver. Fuck everything about it

    • @ILoveEliteComputerMan
      @ILoveEliteComputerMan 4 місяці тому

      I mean it seems like there is a space battle at reach

    • @brennendehart3602
      @brennendehart3602 4 місяці тому +2

      Then stop watching.

    • @ellis2888
      @ellis2888 4 місяці тому +1

      Ok bye Felicia

    • @rebelliousgnome3409
      @rebelliousgnome3409 4 місяці тому +5

      Same I can't suffer through it anymore! It's sooooooo boring

    • @kledu6028
      @kledu6028 4 місяці тому +4

      @@brennendehart3602 but if we stop hate watching who is gonna tell the showrunners of this shit show that they suck at writting? 😢

  • @RicanSamurai
    @RicanSamurai 4 місяці тому +33

    I gave up after like ep4 of the first season. Glad to see I'm not missing much.
    Nothing but facepalms for how 343/Microsoft are handling the Halo IP

  • @Nailfut
    @Nailfut 4 місяці тому +18

    No offense to the actor (poor boy, he doesn't even know), but man, I swear I bursted out laughing so hard when it was discovered that boy wasn't Kessler.
    Also, the cg for the Spartan-III's felt like it came right from Attack of the Clones.

    • @faultyfears
      @faultyfears 4 місяці тому +5

      Bro why did that kid look like a grown ass man. I straight up though he was a dwarf and it was some sort of trick

    • @Nailfut
      @Nailfut 4 місяці тому +1

      @@faultyfears exactly! Dude looked like he came from Cyberpunk 2077 kids

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 4 місяці тому +1

      Nah the clones looked better

  • @AP-te6mk
    @AP-te6mk 4 місяці тому +5

    The Fall of Reach could have been an entire series itself. Instead of making it a crazy war drama, they just skipped it. I legitimately have no words, lol.

  • @ninethieplays
    @ninethieplays 4 місяці тому +49

    It's hard being a Halo fan these days

    • @Methyll
      @Methyll 4 місяці тому +1

      no its not it quite easy, the show since before season 1 premier already said this is the silver timeline the non canon timeline, so no issues as it does not disrupt the original lore.

    • @ninethieplays
      @ninethieplays 4 місяці тому +19

      @@MethyllThats such a strawman excuse and I'm tired of people thinking that justifies creating a show using Halo's name as a vehicle to push some genuinely awful writing that wouldn't have made it off the cutting room floor had it not been attached to a franchise name. "It isn't canon" then WHY MAKE IT

    • @Methyll
      @Methyll 4 місяці тому +1

      @ieplays I think it perfectly justifies it. Especially given that the mass majority of other IP adaptions are straight connection of Canon OR go out of their own way to subvert it to by saying there is superior. In these products regardless of the outcome the original lore is fucked because it has those connection.
      This adaptation did not go out of their way to say it superior and it went out of their way to say that has no connection to the original timeline, that is very good, because its OFFICIALLY says it has no credibility by their admission, so I can easily think and enjoy the actual halo series and completely ignore this without consequence.

    • @kledu6028
      @kledu6028 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Methyll theres still no reason for the show to do such a shitty representation of the most basics concepts from the source material, it could be a non canonical show with its own original storyline and still do a good representation about what halo is, but it doesnt, it doesnt even made a good sci fi show because is so poorly written(especially season 1). take the castlevania show like an example.

    • @ninethieplays
      @ninethieplays 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Methyll This adaptation didn't need to happen, either way.

  • @armstronggaming8566
    @armstronggaming8566 4 місяці тому +26

    Not a long comment because I'm running on negative sleep and have classes tomorrow. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if the show made a complete u-turn and delved into master chief x arbiter fanfic

    • @SkylarHuggard
      @SkylarHuggard 4 місяці тому +1

      I think they realized mistakes in season 1 and had to do season 2 to set the story up and honestly I’m all here for the arbiter chief arc

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  4 місяці тому +9

      I can see the deviant art fetishists going mental for that.

    • @CloneCaptainRex7567
      @CloneCaptainRex7567 4 місяці тому

      I mean at least it would mean that Chief would be with a character from the games, expanding on said relationship, thats why they wouldnt do it, they would do a CW love triangle between Makee, Arby and Chief, which one will she chooooose?

  • @szymshady
    @szymshady 4 місяці тому +53

    That first clip had me rolling 😂
    Screw this failed mass effect show in a halo skin suit

    • @randomztv3352
      @randomztv3352 4 місяці тому

      Then stop watching it err😂😂 you are disturbing people who are watching

    • @szymshady
      @szymshady 4 місяці тому

      @@randomztv3352 haven’t watched it mate, why would I support the rape of halo?

    • @CloneCaptainRex7567
      @CloneCaptainRex7567 4 місяці тому +1

      Mass Effect would like an apology. Theres not enough gay aliens in this bland ass show to justify slander like that😤

  • @ZombiedWolf
    @ZombiedWolf 4 місяці тому +21

    Don't know man. The way you describe it, the show sounds like a fantastic comedy.

  • @JynxedKoma
    @JynxedKoma 4 місяці тому +16

    Ffs, the Kwan nightmare never ends... How tone deaf are these "creators"?

    • @brandonrobertson1696
      @brandonrobertson1696 4 місяці тому +7

      It's an excuse for another 'girlboss' in the show. Will someone tell them atleast 70% of their audience is non woke and want Chief saving the day every time?

    • @rebelliousgnome3409
      @rebelliousgnome3409 4 місяці тому +2

      A little Asian girl saves Chief 😂 I remember that in the games honest 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PanoptesDreams
      @PanoptesDreams 4 місяці тому +1

      @@brandonrobertson1696 and yet that's what Chief 2iC was, or could have been. There's also plenty of female Spartans.

    • @brandonrobertson1696
      @brandonrobertson1696 4 місяці тому

      @@PanoptesDreams but Halo is about the MC.

    • @PanoptesDreams
      @PanoptesDreams 4 місяці тому +1

      @@brandonrobertson1696 nn-no.. Read the books.. The Halo games are John-117-centric but Halo is about so much more.

  • @ToNyToNy141
    @ToNyToNy141 4 місяці тому +8

    Halo has been doomed since Halo 4 with 343i. Now it's Paramount's turn. Halo has so much potential and it's all being squandered by these two companies.

  • @wonkah5278
    @wonkah5278 4 місяці тому +16

    That intro had me dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @blw4089
      @blw4089 4 місяці тому +1

      It was hilarious. 😂😂😊

  • @Wolfman7870
    @Wolfman7870 4 місяці тому +4

    This show's world building and sense of scale of horrible. You get the sense that the entirety of mankind's defenses are maybe a couple hundred soldiers on Reach.

  • @Multiversal_Productions
    @Multiversal_Productions 4 місяці тому +46

    I will argue one very simple thing.
    the tv show actually got Chief extremely game accurate to Halo: Reach.
    during the entirety of that game, Master Chief is only seen once... ASLEEP

  • @jngobngo
    @jngobngo 4 місяці тому +18

    Whenever you break out the Walkin voice I lol

  • @nordicv1c171
    @nordicv1c171 4 місяці тому +8

    Kwan "your culture is stupid, mine is better" Ha

    • @PanoptesDreams
      @PanoptesDreams 4 місяці тому

      IFKR the disrespect and tone-deafness from their own character is astounding. Even Chief has to put her in her place. It's such a leftfield moment.

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 4 місяці тому

      She is asian. So shes not white. Hence her racism. Lets be honest. Her culture in the show tries to impose their beliefs on that of Spartan Culture which chief tried to explain (once a spartan dies. They are gone already, no need for a funeral). Yet she says his culture is wrong. You starting to see the underlying tones?

  • @grahamjohnson4259
    @grahamjohnson4259 4 місяці тому +9

    Well, glad I watched this. I'm out on the show, not going to waste my time tonight

  • @Matt-zu2lu
    @Matt-zu2lu 4 місяці тому +2

    Halo gold timeline: *has a crap ton of Spartan 2’s and 3’s desperately fighting for the planet with half of Blue Team being trapped underground as the planet gets glassed as the other half of Blue Team almost getting completely wiped out and has a whole game dedicated to Nobel Team getting picked off one by one as the Covenant overruns Reach*
    Halo silver timeline: Eh, that sounds boring let’s just have the Covenant show up and instantly destroy the planet so we can focus more on all the random mysticism stuff that has nothing to do with the games!

  • @Aether-Entropy
    @Aether-Entropy 4 місяці тому +6

    Time for my weekly torture of the Halo TV show.

    • @hiadrianbankhead
      @hiadrianbankhead 4 місяці тому

      WHHHHYYYY if you hate it so much do you still keep watching?

    • @Aether-Entropy
      @Aether-Entropy 4 місяці тому +2

      @@hiadrianbankhead because, just like every halo fan in their 30s, it’s my duty to continue to torture myself with terrible 343 products and try to get an ounce of nostalgia for the series that was once so great.

  • @boredomlab5699
    @boredomlab5699 4 місяці тому +6

    Man I've been a fan of Halo all of my life. I even still play Halo infinite despite what it turned out to be. But when I saw season 2 episode 4 I was done. I get more entertainment listening to you guys critique the show and I still get to learn what happened. this is my TV now 😂

  • @medican117
    @medican117 4 місяці тому +5

    Episode 4 5 and also 6 will have chief without the armor… wtf… why does Kiki wolfkill, paramount and 343 hate halo that much. Why..

  • @parkerp1ayz
    @parkerp1ayz 4 місяці тому +5

    1:23 She straightup looks like Amy from the Kitchen Nightmares Episode of Amy's Baking Company. 🤣🤣 I cant with this

  • @MajorOctofuss
    @MajorOctofuss 4 місяці тому +9

    It’s INSANE over on r/halo. People will find the dumbest shit to defend this show, like they actually think this is a masterpiece because they saw the arbiter and a gravity hammer, as if that somehow salvages the rest of the episode?
    My guess is that most people on the halo sub hated season 1 so much they didn’t even care to watch s2 and are therefore not talking about it, and the ones that decided to give it a second chance are just desperately clinging on to ANYTHING at this point because they want this show to work. I have to imagine the views of this season is pretty damn low and I’ll be surprised to see a season 3

  • @grayling2
    @grayling2 4 місяці тому +4

    in other words, the show pulled a halo 5 as far as the fall of reach goes lol. what's gonna be fun about this is that people will find some way to defend this, somehow

  • @MadDadLad
    @MadDadLad 4 місяці тому +3

    So is Kai basically taking Kurts place with the 3s?? My god how many more creative ways can they shit on the established lore?😮‍💨

    • @Scatterbrained108
      @Scatterbrained108 4 місяці тому +1

      Well vanneck took Sam’s place lol at least they are consistent

  • @flipstikz7109
    @flipstikz7109 4 місяці тому +5

    3/10 feels generous lol

  • @cr4ptrap
    @cr4ptrap 4 місяці тому +3

    Never thought I'd be rooting for the covenant. I think their great journey is to get the fuck out of this timeline.

  • @lennzilla5578
    @lennzilla5578 4 місяці тому +4

    I saw people saying that this show is thier favorite show of all time💀

    • @RilezGamer
      @RilezGamer 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm actually convinced this shit is written by AI..

  • @abdoulbarry124
    @abdoulbarry124 4 місяці тому +4

    Jedidiah Circumference is absolute gold.

  • @m4x927
    @m4x927 4 місяці тому +5

    On the bright side, those spartan 3s in spi look pretty good. There's a lot more sIIIs in the show compared to lore tho. Each group had 100, each row had 5 groups, I counted 2000-2500(I might have missed a row). In lore they barely hit 1k sIIIs, split into 3 classes.

  • @callumwheatley5865
    @callumwheatley5865 4 місяці тому +6

    I dont think that arbiter is thal vadam. I think it could be the heretic from halo 2.
    Also think that quans visions could be forecasting the flood.

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 4 місяці тому

      Kwan is just an Addict.

    • @mr.b89
      @mr.b89 4 місяці тому

      They say his name, it's Var Gatanai or something and he doesn't act like thel

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar441 4 місяці тому +2

    "The halo show still sucks."
    WHO
    COULD HAVE GUESSED?!?

  • @Wahhabaaron
    @Wahhabaaron 4 місяці тому +4

    How tf is the fall of reach not the focus

    • @Apsaraia
      @Apsaraia 4 місяці тому +1

      No fall of reach, its all about shamans and magic and kaun whatever her name is 😂

  • @jaker259
    @jaker259 4 місяці тому +6

    2:30 *genuine Sangheili scream

  • @mocha5742
    @mocha5742 4 місяці тому +5

    Just watched Seven Psychopaths so the Walken impression killed me

  • @ryuharuentertainment8957
    @ryuharuentertainment8957 4 місяці тому +1

    You can't hit me with that Christopher Walkin joke a second time I'M DYING!!!!
    Please don't stop doing it, it's gold!

  • @aneh8029
    @aneh8029 4 місяці тому +2

    No body gonna talk about needler spikes don’t super combine unless you have multiple strikes on their target? The show writers didn’t want to talk about it either.

  • @jimbroaudio
    @jimbroaudio 4 місяці тому +3

    I've been telling people that the ball will drop eventually and HOOHOOBOY was I right. I feel sorry for people that had any hope for this season. When a first season is as bad as Halo's, you should NEVER tell yourself "oh they can't mess up like that again!" because you're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

  • @switchboy2320
    @switchboy2320 4 місяці тому +7

    I stopped watching the show at episode 4

    • @HumbleHonkingEnthusiast
      @HumbleHonkingEnthusiast 4 місяці тому +5

      I never started lmao

    • @GrimSkull98
      @GrimSkull98 4 місяці тому

      I stopped caring the series already, I knew second season would not improve at all, I just hope it gets cancelled for good.

  • @TheBoysUnknown
    @TheBoysUnknown 4 місяці тому +3

    Intro is perfect

  • @jnew7622
    @jnew7622 4 місяці тому +4

    Halsey was one of the better characters in the first season. They neutered her.

  • @nobodykayaks1041
    @nobodykayaks1041 4 місяці тому +2

    my argument for the lack of covenant purple ships is that the color grading is easier, but my next thought is that the show producers should be skilled enough to make it work, like keep everyhing purple but during dialogue scenes have the window open to space or a projector screen or literally anything, like cmon who tf is writing this show?

  • @solaceineverything3953
    @solaceineverything3953 4 місяці тому +1

    I just shake my head at all the decisions this show makes and all the missed opportunities. It’s like no one involved has read the books or played the games.

  • @zerobugden8464
    @zerobugden8464 4 місяці тому +1

    I used to think the writers didn't have any clue what they were doing but that's changed now. Looking at how opposite the show is to the lore of halo it's now very obvious that they are actively going against everything that is halo. It is very much giving the impression that they want to destroy halo. And you are right the fall of reach being one episode...? Wtf. Chief is asleep for the fall... Wtf?? Why does anyone know what the Halo ring is yet? Noone has been to it, they should have zero knowledge of what it is. Why is the arbitrator called the arbitrator?????? He hasn't gotten that title yet. Nothing in this show makes any sense. I hope to fuck in the next 16 days (in-story) they don't get to the wrong and the covenant set it off and it kills all of the galaxy to end this abusive story telling. What an absolute insult to everything that is halo. Remember they get to the ring 19 days after the fall of reach. 2 days chief has been out, 1 day this BS story on some random planet has taken place so that gives them 16 more days before the covenant set the ring off not knowing what it does. If chief doesn't blow up the pillar of autumn then that's game over for the entire galaxy. Please for the love of everything halo I hope they kill this entire shit universe this insulting story is taking place in.

    • @zerobugden8464
      @zerobugden8464 4 місяці тому +2

      You have this episode a 3/10!?!? Dude why?? How does this get anything more than a zero?? What in it was good? I'm serious, please tell me what gave it a high of a score as 3?

  • @hollowtomato
    @hollowtomato 4 місяці тому +1

    My guess is that the show's budget got slashed hard for season two. Thats probably one of the reasons why the Spartans lost their armors and the fall of Reach was done off screen
    I''ll be surprised if this thing gets a season 3.

  • @NkGaming-1101
    @NkGaming-1101 4 місяці тому +4

    This show is making me dread Thursdays again

  • @JynxedKoma
    @JynxedKoma 4 місяці тому +3

    The Arbiter turned away from High Charity at Makee's (Christopher Walken) behest because HALO is the Weapon of Choice.

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  4 місяці тому +2

      I see what you did there...

    • @JynxedKoma
      @JynxedKoma 4 місяці тому

      @@LaperLarden 🤣

  • @sirw7630
    @sirw7630 4 місяці тому +3

    The worst video game and book adaptation I’ve ever seen in my life. Unimaginable disservice to the fans. A plot that bounces around worse than a Halo monitor and never adds to much. Characters and actors you beg would ride in a warthog and drive off a cliff. Put me in cryo sleep and wake me up when a serious studio makes a real Halo show.

  • @softcover_book_nook
    @softcover_book_nook 4 місяці тому +1

    This show makes Halo Nightfall look exceptional

  • @DeadfriendsxGaming
    @DeadfriendsxGaming 4 місяці тому +1

    Reach offscreen is insane.. I get they wanna prioritize their little weak ass story but dude it’s not even a good alternate timeline 😭😭😭 im scared

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
    @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 4 місяці тому +1

    The last episode of this season is called Halo
    Gonna bet its gonna cover the entirety of halo combat evolved in that single epispde and be done with it just like they did reach

  • @paterson90
    @paterson90 4 місяці тому +1

    I was one that was defending this season, that they have learned from their season 1 mistakes. I must say that I can no longer defend this show and have no confidence that this show will get better. Truly wasted potential 😦

  • @Nichrysalis
    @Nichrysalis 4 місяці тому +1

    I can't believe you called the destruction of Reach offscreen lmao

  • @existentialselkath1264
    @existentialselkath1264 4 місяці тому +6

    So the UNSC abandoned silver team because power hungry higher ups didn't have enough control over them... After literally just getting control over them.
    As insane as that is, under the context of an extinction level event, what's their solution? To put one of these very Spartans they don't like for some vague reason in charge of their new army!
    Why Kai? Why not John? Are we supposed to believe it's because John is seen as irrational? Because we're also supposed to believe that was just a lie created by these same higher ups.
    Stuff just kinda happens in this show because the writers want it to. When it comes to actually cause and effect, the reasons given never make sense after the very next 'twist'

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  4 місяці тому +4

      It doesn't make sense. I've tried doing the mental gymnastics myself to get Ackerson and ONI's motivations to work. But I just can't see it.

    • @existentialselkath1264
      @existentialselkath1264 4 місяці тому +3

      @@LaperLarden the irony is that the excuse for all these changes is that a TV show can't have the same story as a game because it's got to be deeper. It can't just be all action. Yet the plot is much, much less coherent (not to mention books exist)

    • @CloneCaptainRex7567
      @CloneCaptainRex7567 4 місяці тому +1

      I could see them choosing Kai because maybe she's easier to keep in check than Chief, but thats a problem the writers invented themselves so idk

    • @Evocatorum
      @Evocatorum 3 місяці тому

      It's not complicated: Ackerson absolutely hated Halsey for the death of his sister (in the show) and Master Chief is the pinnacle of her work. Additionally, Master Chief has already pissed off Adm. Parangosky with his going "off mission" and "failure to follow orders" (her desires), so naturally they weren't going to drag him off to support a program He clearly no longer approved of.

    • @Evocatorum
      @Evocatorum 3 місяці тому

      @@CloneCaptainRex7567 uh, that's a problem that was created by everyone around Master Chief from nearly the second episode. The constant gaslighting that everyone around him did the entire run, thus far, makes it easy for someone like Parangosky or Ackerson to come along and twist even the closest to Master Chief to doubt his sanity or stability. The CIA does the same thing all the time.
      Here's a quick check: go back to the second episode and then take a tally of everytime someone has told Master Chief that what he's seeing isn't real, he's mis-remembering or conflating multiple events in to one. I'll give you a hint: it's non-stop.

  • @Jacob-360
    @Jacob-360 4 місяці тому +1

    The whiplash opening was perfect.

  • @pbf7719
    @pbf7719 4 місяці тому

    The Covenant don’t seem to be trying to obtain shipboard AI or coordinates to the human homeworld in this timeline. The Arbiter didn’t even know what the Cortana chip was so the fact that the Cole Protocol ( mentioned in S1 by Keyes) is a thing in this universe is weird

  • @Lantian99
    @Lantian99 4 місяці тому

    It's ok... I feel your pain about the glassing of reach. The writers were like: "Let's just give them a Brute and they'll be happy." WRONG! Wrong! No ODST diving in, no Spartans being Recalled to maintain the "Winter Contingency." KEYS DYING AT A GAS PUMP! Yeah. We need a "Do-Over."

  • @mrkookoa9427
    @mrkookoa9427 4 місяці тому +2

    Nice TV show, i really liked it....
    (becouse i don't complain about stupid things like HiddenXperia or something)

  • @haydenmcauley7715
    @haydenmcauley7715 4 місяці тому +1

    This series is the equivalent of m night shyamalan screwing up avatar. The pillar of Autum was a fundamental part of halo 1, it introduces so many different storylines. They have so much source to work from and instead theyre creating a sci fi feelings show, its so disappointing.

  • @brandonrobertson1696
    @brandonrobertson1696 4 місяці тому +1

    Im gonna throw this out there, Master Chief doesnt get his suit back. They destroy all the spartan armor and Halsey has to make a new suit OR they do some bullshit and refit a spartan 3 armor for him even though hes a foot taller as a spartan 2.

  • @ebarman11
    @ebarman11 4 місяці тому +1

    Everyone involved in the making of this show HATES Halo fans. Only explanation

    • @Metaphysicist
      @Metaphysicist 4 місяці тому

      They don't hate HALO, they love MASS EFFECT more.

  • @sylv_ain
    @sylv_ain 4 місяці тому +1

    I did know they could do worse than season one. my god this season sucks. Why the hell master chief is even on reach...

  • @rebelliousgnome3409
    @rebelliousgnome3409 4 місяці тому +1

    They used the whole budget on ep 4 didn't they 😂

  • @Bloue140
    @Bloue140 4 місяці тому +1

    the one good thing i can say about the show is we got to see the Spartan 3s

  • @batistamedia2139
    @batistamedia2139 4 місяці тому

    I honestly think they should have just made Halo into a collection of movies...not a show. Idk if they lack funding, or whatever it is but the fall of reach was not it. From the battle rifles having no recoil whatsoever, Vannak's death(not sure if he is supposed to be Fred or Sam equivalent), Riz just leaving, NO ARMOR, awkward pacing....I feel like I could go on and on. "Base on the Halo video game"....yeah....VERY LOOSLY. I hope they make this work but this show is not for us Halo nuts...it's just not.

  • @gsamalot
    @gsamalot 4 місяці тому

    The fall of reach the most epic moment in human history that saw the death of many spartan and signal the doom of humanity and lead to the events of halo falls in one episode and happens off screen with master cheeks here FUCKING ASLEEP!!!!!! WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?!

  • @georgecisneros5281
    @georgecisneros5281 4 місяці тому +1

    Ehh. I’m sorry, man. I don’t know if we can really say the writers “don’t know what they’re doing”. If only because, when so many narrative choices they decide to take go conspicuously and conveniently AROUND all the major events we want to see, to me, it just screams out loud that it’s a calculated methodology at work.. There’s no other conclusion.🤨🤷🏻

  • @rjfrantz539
    @rjfrantz539 4 місяці тому +2

    😢 look what they did to MY BOY!

  • @sudoertor2009
    @sudoertor2009 4 місяці тому

    If memory serves the Arbiter was made the arbiter after he failed to defeat humanity on Installation 04.
    Thus, there is another plot point they failed on

  • @Psaiko_Showcase
    @Psaiko_Showcase 4 місяці тому

    at this point I'm not a professional writer but I'm feeling pretty confident i could write a better plot and script for this entire mess.

  • @CreepyCat.
    @CreepyCat. 4 місяці тому

    Can you believe they wrote the Spartans out of their armor and into wheelchairs?

  • @ILoveEliteComputerMan
    @ILoveEliteComputerMan 4 місяці тому +1

    I wouldn't say it completely ruined it i mean, the episode ruined the flow of the battle of reach. right now we gotta get chiefs armor back...i hope then i hope we go back cuz there is a space battle i believe to be at reach... I hope too.

    • @sudoertor2009
      @sudoertor2009 4 місяці тому +1

      They already ruined it.
      The set up for Halo 1 is gone. Show feels generic af. Characters already know about halo. Arbiter was already an Arbiter before the destruction of 04.
      Based on the promos don't be surprised if we have a battle for earth before funding instillation 04.

  • @TheNewSchoolGamer
    @TheNewSchoolGamer 4 місяці тому

    We just watched Kwan tank a bunch of Covenant like Jorge-052 then save Jimmy Rings just in time, Kai betray and leave Silver Team for dead to lead a Storm Trooper army and CORTANA INTENTIONALLY LEAD THE COVENANT TO HALO?!?!?!?

  • @JRacer79
    @JRacer79 4 місяці тому

    When we have an entire game (and book) dedicated to the fall of Reach, one would think it's a significant part of Halo. The makers of this show? "Nah, fuck it."

  • @lordreiman8352
    @lordreiman8352 4 місяці тому

    only thing i can say is i dont think this is supposed to be the arbiter we know, its not thel vadam,hes got another name i cant remember lol

  • @Valokaari
    @Valokaari 4 місяці тому

    I frecking knew it that it would be Kwan and the wife rescuing Master Chief & Co. I was hoping that it would the Autumn that would swoop in but nah, that would have been too cool.
    They ruined the reclaimers from the lore.
    They ruined New Alexandria (WTH is Reach city?! Lazy writing!)
    They ruined the fall of Reach.
    Now I guess that it will go so that Makee and the Arbiter will find Halo. Then Cortana will send the location to Master Chief and they will arrive there in their pirate ship. No Pilar of Autumn, no Keyes, they are one event at a time wiping the most iconic moments that are in the lore and what would make the series look awesome, emotionally in the right way and dramatic. Come on, imagine the start of Halo CE on the big screen! How cool that would be!!! They could´ve made it so that it is the first episode of season 3 while the escape is the cliffhanger of season 2.

  • @PanoptesDreams
    @PanoptesDreams 4 місяці тому

    Seeing that it was episode 5, on a meta level I knew it was going to be a filler episode. There's just something about episode 5's in series', they all end up being filler.
    I really hoped I was going to be wrong, and they would use that momentum from the previous episode to do a dedicated 'Fall of Reach' episode with no other side stories.
    The only positives were: John-117 putting Kwan in her place, she knows nothing of the Spartan culture. And Kai retiring, that was already setup, the way they did it was offensive, but it got done. I felt good knowing that she was there, she'll become a protector of the people and be a positive influence for that region.
    Kwan just needs to go away. I skip all of her scenes with zero mercy, I simply do not care.

  • @Mythic_Raven
    @Mythic_Raven 4 місяці тому

    Jesus Christ, fuck this show. We deserved better. We could've had something truly special but nah. 343 really just can't help themselves in destroying what little good will they have left.

  • @johnsmith-tt6to
    @johnsmith-tt6to 3 місяці тому

    The budget of halo should have been the same as avatar and then the FALL OF REACH would have been amazing

  • @SkylarHuggard
    @SkylarHuggard 4 місяці тому +1

    Ain’t no way you pissed cuz u can’t judge every detail on a covi ship

  • @codynovick5701
    @codynovick5701 4 місяці тому

    The thing this show misses completely is that Halo was always originally a Blackhawk Down set in the future, the scy fy was grounded. I don't know why they want to be a star wars knock off with a chosen one plot line that involves space visions. I'm so sick of the Kwan Ha shit. Nobody cares. They assassinated the character of every main character in the universe. I don't know why they want to slap this budget halo skin they don't have the budget for over a show that has absolutely zero to do with the original franchise

  • @mikalhernandez
    @mikalhernandez 4 місяці тому

    At least we have the waxing of 298 Spartan 3's to look forward to.

  • @Guilherme-qo9ye
    @Guilherme-qo9ye 4 місяці тому

    When the trailer came out I made a joke saying "Reach will fall... for one episode"
    Can't believe it has come to be true 😂😂

  • @Nedak2003
    @Nedak2003 4 місяці тому

    Whats the gameplay footage?

    • @LaperLarden
      @LaperLarden  4 місяці тому +1

      MythicJaqui's Halo 4 Mythic Overhaul mod. It's available on the steam workshop for MCC on PC.

    • @Nedak2003
      @Nedak2003 4 місяці тому

      @@LaperLarden Dope. Been meaning to get a decent pc. I'll check that out.

  • @fugcyyckd
    @fugcyyckd 4 місяці тому +1

    I gave up after episode 3, was tempted by ep 4... glad I stopped when I did

  • @miowacity
    @miowacity 3 місяці тому

    The body served a purpose - sorry I don't know all the names - because the spiritual burial woke up the shaman spirit who could lead Kwan to do certain things. That is why the body had to be burnt (yo the sky) rather than buried in the ground. As for a spaceship mysteriously appearing in the right spot, yeah in real life that would be hard, but in movies like this you take coincidences like that for granted. E.g. how many times has James Bond been trapped and then conveniently been able to steal a boat or car that seemed conveniently placed for the moment. Also we are beginning to find out Master Chief may be able subconsciously control outcomes of events, hmmm. The writing is definitely better this season, at least it is subtly deeper and not as superficial.

  • @ErikLosLobos
    @ErikLosLobos 4 місяці тому

    Also. Slow paced is fine, as long as it means something

  • @JiSat
    @JiSat 4 місяці тому +1

    the fall of reach was "glassed over" lol...

  • @frankj545
    @frankj545 4 місяці тому

    honestly look forward to watching these reviews more than the show. Its just lost on me now.

  • @jeremygrimsley7154
    @jeremygrimsley7154 3 місяці тому

    What about the fact that Master Chief has been without his suit for 4 episodes?

  • @Gravelgratious
    @Gravelgratious 4 місяці тому

    The covenant ship was definitely the Truth in Reconciliation.