😂😂😂 My mum just turned 97. She was 40 when she had me. The way I was raised, I didn’t even know that ‘asking’ for things in the grocery store was an option. There was a list and that was it. If it wasn’t on the list, it didn’t get bought. I was never allowed to push the trolley, but I had to keep one hand on the handle of the trolley AT ALL TIMES - and I had to stay on the side of the trolley farthest from the shelves. If I so much as accidentally brushed up against a shelved item, god help me! 😂😂 We had a big old ‘70s car with bench seats and if you messed up in the car, my 5’2” mother could do the swivel in the front seat and slap your legs even if you were scrunched up in the farthest corner of the back. I swear she had Inspector Gadget arms! ❤😂😂😂
Haha, trying to add something to the list was like trying to get a law passed through the senate, hours of lobbying, and if successful you better not mess up, you’ll never be able to add something to the list for the next 2 years 😂
My mom had a way of putting the car in park...as soon as we hit the parking spot. That lever slammed into park to get your attention. "...NOW, before we go in this store..." That speech was your warning. Ignore it at great peril. 😂🤣
My Mom and Dad didn’t have to give the speech more than once. And my Dad didn’t need a swivel seat. He could reach all of us (7) with one swipe. My parents got complements on how well behaved we were all the time. We just wanted to make it to adulthood. I’m white.
I was called Monster Mother by my friends. Once, I told my toddler daughter that we would get an Icee if she was good at the grocery. Halfway through she threw a huge tantrum. I took her and the cart to the front, apologized and left the cart (with my food choices) with a sacker and we left. I got myself an Icee and had her watch as I ate it. When she asked why didn't she get one, I said she misbehaved and embarrassed me. She never did that again.
Awesome!!!! We did that to our son when he decided to give us some lip while we were out at a ball game. We went to Dairy Queen and got ice cream and let him know exactly why he wasn’t getting any that night. Solved a number of little future problems.
I did it getting groceries before Christmas, we were going to see Santa after the food was bought, but we went home instead, it was a lesson long remembered. I like now none of these comments involve hitting and I bet the message was louder and clearer.
The fact you was called a monster mother for something as little as that is just apalling to me. If I acted that way I would've gotten yelled at and got my ass whooped.
I was a little kid in the 60’s. We had “stay in the car and don’t get in the front seat”. Most cars didn’t even have air conditioners. Parents would just roll the windows down a little bit.🥵
All of the women in my family had the death stare. You pretty much knew that you were toast if you got that far. I always understood that I was going to suffer some consequences! 🤤😂😂😂😂
You know what? You are absolutely right. One time I was waiting for a table to come open at a restaurant and a black woman came in with her three stepstair children, I think the oldest was about 10. She said to the oldest one, I need to go to the ladies room. When I get back, if you children are acting up, I'm going to start with you and work my way down. I tell you, those were the most well behaved children lol.
Truth! I was at my neighborhood grocery store once, standing in line at the checkout. A little blonde haired toddler had a full melt down tantrum a few feet away. He was all red-faced and crying, screaming "I don't WANNA go!" over and over while rolling around on the floor. The boy's mom just stood over him, speaking quietly to him as the screaming went on. The black lady in front of me in line shook her head and said, "That boy sure do need a whoopin".
My mama was a teacher of very young special ed children. Don't think they can't act out, too. If one had a tantrum, she calmly went to the sink, filled a glass of water and tossed it on him. The startled child stopped and looked up in surprise. My mother asked, "Feeling better now?" That kid and the whole class were cured.
My mother was the same. Nearly verbatim 😂 I remember one time we went to the dollar store, she said "Go grab that 5 pack of wooden spoons real quick." I went and got them of course. I asked her later in the car if she was planning on making a bunch of soup or something to find out why she needed the 5 pack. She said, with the dead eyes mom look, she had broken her last one on my sister's ass the other day and needed to restock. She added it was gonna be a rough week for us both if we didn't straighten our shit out and tighten up! 😂
Hispanic mom of five here. My grown kids think I was too strict, but this was how I taught them. I made them wear clean and neat clothes out because that’s just what you do! We would also take necessary trips to the bathroom if they acted up while we were out. They all turned out pretty well!
Oooh weee, he ain’t EVEN lying! I’m (63) and still get flashbacks when I’m in a grocery store and watch kids with their parents. My Ma is in her grave and she STILL doesn’t play! 😂😂😂
Asian. We knew not to ask for second helpings of ANYTHING, and NEVER to cop to being hungry at other people's homes, or outside, where our parents might have to deal with our bullshit. They didn't give a damn if you wanted to sit picking all the onions out of your food at home, but they'd be damned if you'd try that shit where someone ELSE would have to deal with it.
I remember being 5 years old and hearing them play that song, "Tequila!" in the grocery store and I busted out my best Pee Wee Herman dance! Did not care how embarrassed my mom sounded. 😅
@@THESILVERNARUTO the most accurate description of little kids at the grocery store lol.."i grabbed a bag o' beans"....was hi----larious!!!!! "thank you" love this video
Hilarious. That little white boy in the grocery store was named "Lincoln" and they happened to be our neighbors. I heard his mother yell his name several times so I headed that direction and threatened "Lincoln" that if he didn't behave that we were going to have a "little chat". His mother was relieved.
Because you can’t do anything to kids anymore old days you did something you shouldn’t you got a little swat on the back of the head or something but you learned really fast okay don’t do that again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The biggest issue is you can't do anything to kids anymore. Did you know they actually arrested a father because he took away his child's cell phone? it was considered a gift therefore legally the daughters taking away the phone was considered theft .
Oh, yeah, if we did somethin' at the end of the block, by the time we got, up home, we got what-for---and slapped upside the head. That's what's wrong with kids, nowadays.... No discipline!!! You don't have to abuse a child, to discipline it, but you DO have to discipline it !!!
My sisters and I where growing up and our mom would give us a backhand quicker than Venus and Serena Williams both would be jealous of if we acted up. I wanted something to eat - "there's the kitchen". My daughter comes along and wanted something to eat - don't think I could tell her "there's the kitchen". Oh no....my mom would be like "go fix that for her". LoL - oh how times changed. Mom has been gone for 4 years now and I miss her so much.
I forgot the boy’s🧒🏽 name but he was acting a fool in the mall. Every black person in the vicinity was in tune to the situation. We all ear hustling and hear the gmom say “I’m gonna handle him in the car” , as she started to drag him away. We all had that “ his @ss about to be worn out look” 👀.
I don’t know what y’all are talking about. My momma had “the look”! Even if I was wasn’t looking in her direction, I would “feel” her eyes! I’d turn to her and she would just give that look, and I instantly self corrected. Even today I feel those eyes on me when I think about doing dumb stuff, and she died 20 years ago! But what I wouldn’t give, to feel her hug me one more time!
I remember going to church with all the other little kids, and nobody's Mom EVER had to give their kids "The Look," because what "The Look" meant was after they got thru with you, you wouldn't be sitting comfortably for a week.
I did something similar when my son was little. Before we went in he did his wiggles and ran around for a bit. We called it getting his yayas out. I didn't let him put his hands in his pockets but he had to hold them behind his back because we're Hispanic and I didn't want him to be accused of stealing.
I was 6 years old in the Commissary in Pearl Harbor HI in the late 60s. I threw a tantrum in the commissary in Aisle 5. This was when they had direction arrows in the aisles folks. Each aisle was one way and you followed the pattern. Any way, mom stopped, put her purse off her arm in the buggy and wore my backside out! No negotiations, no begging and no warning. Needless to say, WE didn’t have that trouble again.
I sent this to my mom, we agree this guy has taught portugeese parenting 101, my firmer inkaws thought I hadvto many rules,I also had well benaved children.
Growing up as a little white kid in the 80s, it was very much that way no matter the color of your skin. Nowadays, it ain't that way. Everyone has become so laxed in their discipline. I remember getting my butt beat in the store, out of the store, again when we got home and the manager scolded me in the store and stuck me and my nosy little self on the wall for all to see and paraded around behind me with my nose on the wall telling everyone what a bad little girl I was and I could just feel the angry looks of the customers checking out behind me. 😂 My momma gave me the same beat down story but I didn't believe her until I got the beat down. It is funny now 40 years later. But it wasn't back then.
Lmaoooo istg! I hit the back of mama heel by accident, chileeeeeeeee I got beat so bad in that store. She tore my ass up🤣‼️ We been shopping with two carts since🤣
I left a whole cart of $200 worth of groceries and made everyone eat PG&J sandwiches for a week over some acting up in the grocery store. Beat those butts all the way out the store into the parking lot.....they started whining about what we gon' eat now?! You best hope I feed your bad butts!!!
I grew up in North Carolina and knew what this was. I live in New York now. What I've seen is, the strictest mamas are Jamaican mamas. And it is no fkn joke. Those kids were raised not even to look an adult straight in the face. Those ladies got a look so powerful they don't even have to say a word--all they gotta do is deploy that "look" and whatever the kids was doin' comes to a halt RIGHT. NOW. I can also still hear Black mamas in the South sayin' to their kids, "Stand up here and act like you got good sense!" The older I get, the more I admire it. Most of that stuff seems mostly dead now.
My hubby stopped our two year old when she reached for a candy from a bulk bin. He picked her up and firmly said no. Well her feet instantly started kicking and she kicked him square in the nuts right as a worker came by and offered my daughter a candy from the bulk bin to stop her from being upset. Long story short, we left once he could breath but we didn’t let her take the candy because bad behaviour cannot be rewarded. Hubby was in a very bad mood after that one.
I'm white, and my kids were told exactly the same thing. Don't ask for nothing, don't touch anything, and stay right by my side. Act a fool over or about something? You be looking for your teeth for a week. Never had problems with my kids. They knew momma don't play.
My Dad's rule as far back as I remember was "Hands in pockets or behind your back and we aren't buying anything but what I need". My dear Dad has been gone now for 20 years, but to this day I find myself putting my hands in my pockets when I walk into a store. 😊
I think it’s changed over the generations. I’m one of those melatonin challenged folks. Born in 68, working class. We def did not misbehave in the store or in public. We’d get a smack and threats of further punishment. That’s how it was. Teacher could smack your hands. Principle could swat your ass with a thick wooden board.. didn’t require permission from a parent. Hell, the neighbor could even give you a whack if they thought you were doing something you shouldn’t. Different days back then. Now I’m not advocating abuse at all, but it’s gone in the other direction to the extreme.. I see parents bargaining with there kids (yep, only white parents, lol). Elementary school age.. even preschoolers. That’s crazy
I miss those days, too. As a teacher of 30 plus years, next one will be my last, I am not seeing the same things Mr Siddiq is seeing. This is funny, but he is going to have to update this joke to reflect the other races, except Asian, I am afraid.
One time my mom told my nephew he could play with the neighbor kids until she called him for his bath I sat around nearby watching the kids and she called for him and her ignored her twice. The third time she called him I snatched him up and carried him on my shoulders to the house kicking and screaming After his bathing explained that if he just did what Gramma said right away he could pretty much get whatever he wanted all the time as long as he did what Gramma wanted right away. Now I see him doing it with his kids and his mom.
Yep, sometimes it felt like we couldn’t get away with _anything,_ because someone was always watching. Maybe God was watching (we kids weren’t convinced), but Mrs. Davis _for sure_ was. Or Mrs. Reany. Or Mrs. King. Or all the above.
I’m amazed to see parents these days thinking they can have a discussion and reason with a TWO YEAR OLD! Or these men that call their sons “buddy.” My dad called me “son” or “boy.” He definitely wasn’t my buddy, he was my father and he made that clear.
broooo this busted me UP! haha!!! 😂😂😂 "i dress however i want, because...... WHITE CHILDREN" this whole set was so good tho! had me kicking my feet right after "imma help this white lady out" i KNEW he was gonna make a fast pitch but the lead in had me going hard ahahaaaa! so satisfying in the delivery. POW! navy beans everywhere!
My mom didn't play either. She'd say before we got there, "If I have to leave the cart to take you outside..." Trust when I say, it only ever had to happen once to know.....😂
LMFAO... my mom gave us THE TALK before we went ANYWHERE and she also deployed "the pinch" and that pinch was the worst thing in the world. We'd have begged for a spanking rather than that pinch on the back of the arm or side of your leg. LMAO We were THE BEST KIDS anywhere. LOL
I do have to say that the black kids acting up in stores is incorrect. Half the time in my area i'm seeing them act a fool messing around in stores. I don't think foolishness racist. Every color does it.
💯 u ain’t lying Am African from Ghana and yup same thing my momma had them conversation with myself and my older brother when we were growing up. Shiit we knew better frl frl .
I am so happy that I watched this video! Brought back so many great memories! I was the only girl in my family and the oldest had 3 brothers and I was the Boss! That’s what I was told by the Bosses the Parents! You’re in charge and the boys better not get in trouble while you’re in charge! They would be in the basket at the store hands tied and mouths full of soap bubbles for asking!!!!! Needless to say when we had our own children and I was the Auntie they never asked me to Babysit!
Once at the Winn Dixie near me, a mom came in with a two children. The older one was a boy, who did nothing, but misbehave. Every aisle you’d hear his mom correct him. I think all the shoppers in the store felt bad for her because she was trying her best to keep the little guy in control. As luck would have it the three of them were in front of me at the check out line. The misbehaver asked for a candy bar. “What?”, his mother asked in disbelief. “You, haven’t minded one word I said the whole time we were here! You don’t deserve anything!” At that point she turned to his little sister and said, “You’ve been good. Pick out whatever you want.” “No thank you.”, the little girl replied. “I’m going to a birthday party later and I don’t need anything.” Poor Mom, she didn’t see that coming. “Well you’re getting it!”, her flustered mom told her. “Now pick something out!” Although my heart went out to that poor mom, who’d been trying her best during her whole grocery shopping, I had to bit my lip to keep from laughing at what had just happened. It seems that most everyone else felt the same way because as soon as the mom uttered her last statement, it seemed as though everyone around the check out line suddenly needed to need to cover their mouths and look at their feet so as not to laugh.
My mama used to tell me ahead of time don’t walk too close behind her with the buggy so I won’t hit the back of her heel. As a kid I would stay back a little then zoom real fast with the buggy and stop as soon as I get real close to my mama up until I hit her heel on accident 😭. She just stood there for a min with her back still turnt and said I know you didnt just hit my heel and would turn around and give me that look 😆. No more buggy privilege you only get 1 time to f**ck up! 😂😂.
I have seen a black child lose control in Walmart because he wasn’t getting a toy he wanted. He was screaming the white boy got one, I want one. The dad proceeded to lift him up with his hands under his armpits and held the boy’s face close to his. He held him that way for a moment and then, put the boy down. That was it. They had an entire lecturing conversation with just a look. I was both laughing and in awe. That’s power!!!
My mother and aunt grocery shopped together. On summer days all 9 kids had to go with the 2 mothers, one car. Rules were, hand never ket go of the shopping cart side... unless you were one of the very oldest kids asked to retrieve an item off the shelf. Going around corners at a clip, twas a challenge for us younger kids to hang on as we were flung in the turn, trying to stay on our feet so we didnt get beat for letting go. Heck we never asked for anything, just hoping to get back to sitting double decker in the old land yacht car outside.
Honestly to see so much crime take place at the hands of Black teens is like culture shock to me, because I could never, not with my parents having those talks with us. I be more worried of catching hands by my dad or mom before the police! I don’t know if it’s a generational defect or what, but new age parents aren’t having those conversations with their kids anymore; they fear nothing!
My mama used to say, don't ask for shit, don't touch shit, don't talk to no one, as a matter if fact don't even look at shit! Three little white girls looked like the three blind mice in every store we went into. 😅😅😅😅😅
I think Ali hasn't seen the viral video showing the young black girl giving her mom a hard time complaining and crying that she didn't want a Tesla for her birthday and preferred a fossil fuel car! 😅
I swiped a few pieces of what was then 1 cent bubble gum from the grocery store. I thought i was aluck until i pulled one out and popped ot in my mouth all proud! Mama called the grocery store, asked for the owner and told him what i did. Then she made me walk the whole half mile back, put it in his hand, and made me apologize to him. That was an impression that I will take to my grave!
Many years ago, I asked my West Indian friend how she could travel on public transportation with her four small children so easily, and how they were so well behaved. She answered, "It's easy. Before we leave home, I threaten them. On the way, I threaten them, and just before we arrive, I remember to threaten them."
You damn skippy…I came from a latino household and for damn sure we weren’t acting the fool either. My mom showed us the belt before we left the house and told me and my sister… you act the fool even for a second this is worth waiting for you when we get home. Yup facts people!!!😅😂
Dad to my dramatic little sister: If you don't stop crying, I'll take you outside and give you something to cry about! Dad was tall with long arms. If he'd had enough of our bickering in the car, he'd turn around and thump us on the head. Sure miss him. RIP POPS.
My mum had 3 girls. She ended up leaving the 2 youngest (including me) home with my older sister, probably cos it was less stressful to take is all grocery shopping with her, lol!
😂😂😂 My mum just turned 97. She was 40 when she had me. The way I was raised, I didn’t even know that ‘asking’ for things in the grocery store was an option. There was a list and that was it. If it wasn’t on the list, it didn’t get bought. I was never allowed to push the trolley, but I had to keep one hand on the handle of the trolley AT ALL TIMES - and I had to stay on the side of the trolley farthest from the shelves. If I so much as accidentally brushed up against a shelved item, god help me! 😂😂 We had a big old ‘70s car with bench seats and if you messed up in the car, my 5’2” mother could do the swivel in the front seat and slap your legs even if you were scrunched up in the farthest corner of the back. I swear she had Inspector Gadget arms! ❤😂😂😂
Haha, trying to add something to the list was like trying to get a law passed through the senate, hours of lobbying, and if successful you better not mess up, you’ll never be able to add something to the list for the next 2 years 😂
😂😂😂😂😂❤
That momma conversation is real 😂😂😂
Yeah cuz I had it with mine😂🤣😅😆😅😂
I knew that “don’t want for shit, don’t ask for shit” line all too well 😂😂
My mom said don’t look at nothing don’t ask for nothing don’t touch nothing 😂
My momma did the swivel seat while the car was still moving....that's how you know how serious she was 😂😂
Lil Travis lil bad ahhh 😂😂😂
My mom had a way of putting the car in park...as soon as we hit the parking spot. That lever slammed into park to get your attention.
"...NOW, before we go in this store..."
That speech was your warning. Ignore it at great peril. 😂🤣
My Mom and Dad didn’t have to give the speech more than once. And my Dad didn’t need a swivel seat. He could reach all of us (7) with one swipe. My parents got complements on how well behaved we were all the time. We just wanted to make it to adulthood. I’m white.
It get real like that 💯😂
@@real_eyezjames1487 📠 fax
I was called Monster Mother by my friends. Once, I told my toddler daughter that we would get an Icee if she was good at the grocery. Halfway through she threw a huge tantrum. I took her and the cart to the front, apologized and left the cart (with my food choices) with a sacker and we left. I got myself an Icee and had her watch as I ate it. When she asked why didn't she get one, I said she misbehaved and embarrassed me. She never did that again.
Awesome!!!! We did that to our son when he decided to give us some lip while we were out at a ball game. We went to Dairy Queen and got ice cream and let him know exactly why he wasn’t getting any that night. Solved a number of little future problems.
I've done that. But I had them wheel my buggy into the dairy. I came back and shopped after enjoying some Baskin Robbins
I did it getting groceries before Christmas, we were going to see Santa after the food was bought, but we went home instead, it was a lesson long remembered. I like now none of these comments involve hitting and I bet the message was louder and clearer.
The fact you was called a monster mother for something as little as that is just apalling to me. If I acted that way I would've gotten yelled at and got my ass whooped.
@@dutchvanderbilt9969 right
I knew the rules before we even went to the store.
"Don't ask for sh*t and stay where I can see you"
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That was my mom.exactly.
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Lil Travis gonna get an @$$ wh@@p!ng when he gets home❗🤣🤣🤣
I was a little kid in the 60’s. We had “stay in the car and don’t get in the front seat”. Most cars didn’t even have air conditioners. Parents would just roll the windows down a little bit.🥵
All he had to say was "let me tell ya lil ass somethin" and I KNEW the WHOLE rest of the speech
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"All over the world, no matter what *state* u from"?....
@@d2dar459 he is right every corner of the world.
Yup!!!😂😂😂😂 my mom too. It’s almost the universal speech of all minority moms.
Hell yeah! 😂😂😂
Hahahaha same here, I was mouthing it before he could say it .
😂😂😂the conversation is soooooooo true. I lost the basket responsibility. I tore up my Moms heels. 😂😂😂
Oh, yeah, I did that---actually drew blood---my momma 'bout knocked me all the way to the other end of the aisle!!! 😂
WHEN he said his lips were moving like he was a ventriloquist when his mom was talking 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
All my momma had to was cut her eyes and you froze wishing at that moment for a sink hole😳😂😂
She had lazerbeam eyes too
All of the women in my family had the death stare. You pretty much knew that you were toast if you got that far. I always understood that I was going to suffer some consequences! 🤤😂😂😂😂
Oh, yeah, if my mother cut her eyes, you betta get past arm's-length!!!
You know what? You are absolutely right. One time I was waiting for a table to come open at a restaurant and a black woman came in with her three stepstair children, I think the oldest was about 10. She said to the oldest one, I need to go to the ladies room. When I get back, if you children are acting up, I'm going to start with you and work my way down. I tell you, those were the most well behaved children lol.
It all flips around in middle school. White kids start acting good and black kids start acting like fools.
Hitting her heels...😂😂😂 That's a throwback
🤣🤣🤣🤣 . . And Also A Felony!!!!!
Hell yeah. You get Solitary Confinement when you get home😂
yup, feeling that
Bro I’m telling you
We played “Have your ass at the car by the time I get out of this grocery line.”
If my momma catch me chewing!!!! Yeah, he made the right choice 😂😂😂!
Truth! I was at my neighborhood grocery store once, standing in line at the checkout. A little blonde haired toddler had a full melt down tantrum a few feet away. He was all red-faced and crying, screaming "I don't WANNA go!" over and over while rolling around on the floor. The boy's mom just stood over him, speaking quietly to him as the screaming went on. The black lady in front of me in line shook her head and said, "That boy sure do need a whoopin".
My mama was a teacher of very young special ed children. Don't think they can't act out, too. If one had a tantrum, she calmly went to the sink, filled a glass of water and tossed it on him. The startled child stopped and looked up in surprise. My mother asked, "Feeling better now?" That kid and the whole class were cured.
Hilarious! I'm white and my parents raised us right. We had those kinds of talks on a regular basis.😂
A lost art, parenting.
As good Grampa Witherspoon once said: "I hate to see a child go unbeaten." 😂
My chest! Why they say shit like this 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
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This comment actually made me laugh out loud!
So very true 🤣🤣 Ole School Momma was NOT EVER having it🤬🤬
I was in IHOP 1 time & Becky called little Wyatt out exactly 23 times 😂😂😂😂
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My mother was the same. Nearly verbatim 😂
I remember one time we went to the dollar store, she said "Go grab that 5 pack of wooden spoons real quick." I went and got them of course. I asked her later in the car if she was planning on making a bunch of soup or something to find out why she needed the 5 pack.
She said, with the dead eyes mom look, she had broken her last one on my sister's ass the other day and needed to restock. She added it was gonna be a rough week for us both if we didn't straighten our shit out and tighten up! 😂
Hispanic mom of five here. My grown kids think I was too strict, but this was how I taught them. I made them wear clean and neat clothes out because that’s just what you do! We would also take necessary trips to the bathroom if they acted up while we were out. They all turned out pretty well!
Ohhh shit necessary trips to the bathroom. Hmmm OKAYY that means you got Yo ass beat
Oooh weee, he ain’t EVEN lying!
I’m (63) and still get flashbacks when I’m in a grocery store and watch kids with their parents.
My Ma is in her grave and she STILL doesn’t play! 😂😂😂
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My kids never even attempted to ask for anything at the store. We're Hispanic. LOL. Brought back so many memories! 😅
Asian. We knew not to ask for second helpings of ANYTHING, and NEVER to cop to being hungry at other people's homes, or outside, where our parents might have to deal with our bullshit. They didn't give a damn if you wanted to sit picking all the onions out of your food at home, but they'd be damned if you'd try that shit where someone ELSE would have to deal with it.
I remember being 5 years old and hearing them play that song, "Tequila!" in the grocery store and I busted out my best Pee Wee Herman dance! Did not care how embarrassed my mom sounded. 😅
Travis’s mom stomping her feet 😂
Losing it
@@THESILVERNARUTO the most accurate description of little kids at the grocery store lol.."i grabbed a bag o' beans"....was hi----larious!!!!! "thank you" love this video
😂😂😂 I love him!!! So true! No games, no samples! Hitting or even getting close to those heels was an automatic beat down!
Hilarious. That little white boy in the grocery store was named "Lincoln" and they happened to be our neighbors. I heard his mother yell his name several times so I headed that direction and threatened "Lincoln" that if he didn't behave that we were going to have a "little chat". His mother was relieved.
It takes a village! Good job
Because you can’t do anything to kids anymore old days you did something you shouldn’t you got a little swat on the back of the head or something but you learned really fast okay don’t do that again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The biggest issue is you can't do anything to kids anymore.
Did you know they actually arrested a father because he took away his child's cell phone? it was considered a gift therefore legally the daughters
taking away the phone was considered theft .
@@Kibatsume1 And this is just another thing that is wrong with our society.
Oh, yeah, if we did somethin' at the end of the block, by the time we got, up home, we got what-for---and slapped upside the head. That's what's wrong with kids, nowadays.... No discipline!!! You don't have to abuse a child, to discipline it, but you DO have to discipline it !!!
My sisters and I where growing up and our mom would give us a backhand quicker than Venus and Serena Williams both would be jealous of if we acted up. I wanted something to eat - "there's the kitchen". My daughter comes along and wanted something to eat - don't think I could tell her "there's the kitchen". Oh no....my mom would be like "go fix that for her". LoL - oh how times changed. Mom has been gone for 4 years now and I miss her so much.
We knew what we could and could not do. And we had better not act up. Today's kids need to be raised by our 60s and 70s parents.
This reminded me of Lavell Crawford's story about his mom taking him to the store as a kid 😂❤️✨
😂😂😂HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES🤣🤣🤣
"Now what I say??"
"U said... We gon'... pay for the electricity bill..." (Or whatever it was) 😅💯
I forgot the boy’s🧒🏽 name but he was acting a fool in the mall. Every black person in the vicinity was in tune to the situation. We all ear hustling and hear the gmom say “I’m gonna handle him in the car” , as she started to drag him away. We all had that “ his @ss about to be worn out look” 👀.
😅😂 I remember those pre-shopping sermons my grandmother would give me before we would go into Safeway!
The 'conversation' ain't changed for generations in my family!
I don’t know what y’all are talking about. My momma had “the look”! Even if I was wasn’t looking in her direction, I would “feel” her eyes! I’d turn to her and she would just give that look, and I instantly self corrected. Even today I feel those eyes on me when I think about doing dumb stuff, and she died 20 years ago! But what I wouldn’t give, to feel her hug me one more time!
I knew "the look" very well. And, if I didn't change my behavior, we left the store!
Oh, yeah---plus, our mommas had eyes in the back of their heads, TOO!!!! 😂
Oh, yeah---plus, our mommas had eyes in the back of their heads, TOO!!!! 😂
I remember going to church with all the other little kids, and nobody's Mom EVER had to give their kids "The Look," because what "The Look" meant was after they got thru with you, you wouldn't be sitting comfortably for a week.
Me too!
I did the “talk” in the car and “hands in pockets”! In California. Most parents thought I was way too strict. I disagree❣️❣️
you did it right
I did something similar when my son was little. Before we went in he did his wiggles and ran around for a bit. We called it getting his yayas out. I didn't let him put his hands in his pockets but he had to hold them behind his back because we're Hispanic and I didn't want him to be accused of stealing.
I did too, my sisters still think I was tooooo strict!
I knew that speech before he even said ANYTHING. And the back of the heel...? I almost didn't make it past 8.
He ain't lyin😆😆💯👏🏾
I talk to my kids before we leave the house bc if they dont understand before we leave, they are staying home 😂
That's why I went grocery shopping with my dad 😅😅😅
I was 6 years old in the Commissary in Pearl Harbor HI in the late 60s. I threw a tantrum in the commissary in Aisle 5. This was when they had direction arrows in the aisles folks. Each aisle was one way and you followed the pattern. Any way, mom stopped, put her purse off her arm in the buggy and wore my backside out! No negotiations, no begging and no warning. Needless to say, WE didn’t have that trouble again.
I sent this to my mom, we agree this guy has taught portugeese parenting 101, my firmer inkaws thought I hadvto many rules,I also had well benaved children.
Growing up as a little white kid in the 80s, it was very much that way no matter the color of your skin. Nowadays, it ain't that way. Everyone has become so laxed in their discipline. I remember getting my butt beat in the store, out of the store, again when we got home and the manager scolded me in the store and stuck me and my nosy little self on the wall for all to see and paraded around behind me with my nose on the wall telling everyone what a bad little girl I was and I could just feel the angry looks of the customers checking out behind me. 😂 My momma gave me the same beat down story but I didn't believe her until I got the beat down. It is funny now 40 years later. But it wasn't back then.
so funny lol using the chair as prop cart
Ali needs another special!
Domino effect 3 & 4 are coming in the next few months
@@AliSiddiqComedy honored by your comedy and perspective Ali. I can't wait to see you in person! 🙌🏾💯
@@AliSiddiqComedypls cos I’m having trouble finding the type of comedy that soothes my soul… I go to sleep to your specials….
Lmaoooo istg! I hit the back of mama heel by accident, chileeeeeeeee I got beat so bad in that store. She tore my ass up🤣‼️ We been shopping with two carts since🤣
I left a whole cart of $200 worth of groceries and made everyone eat PG&J sandwiches for a week over some acting up in the grocery store. Beat those butts all the way out the store into the parking lot.....they started whining about what we gon' eat now?! You best hope I feed your bad butts!!!
Small Irish children don't muck about in the shops either. There was always a discussion about expectations before we disembarked from the vehicle.
“I’m having the time of my life!!!!” 🎉#mygriot
I grew up in North Carolina and knew what this was. I live in New York now. What I've seen is, the strictest mamas are Jamaican mamas. And it is no fkn joke. Those kids were raised not even to look an adult straight in the face. Those ladies got a look so powerful they don't even have to say a word--all they gotta do is deploy that "look" and whatever the kids was doin' comes to a halt RIGHT. NOW. I can also still hear Black mamas in the South sayin' to their kids, "Stand up here and act like you got good sense!" The older I get, the more I admire it. Most of that stuff seems mostly dead now.
I love that we all had the same convo,
Kids today aren't having it cuz I see crazy shit in the stores now
My hubby stopped our two year old when she reached for a candy from a bulk bin. He picked her up and firmly said no. Well her feet instantly started kicking and she kicked him square in the nuts right as a worker came by and offered my daughter a candy from the bulk bin to stop her from being upset. Long story short, we left once he could breath but we didn’t let her take the candy because bad behaviour cannot be rewarded. Hubby was in a very bad mood after that one.
This is hilarious......little Travis watching this like "yup, dat me"
Anxiously awaiting Domino Effect Part 3 my friend.
I cried, kicked and screamed 🤣😂
I'm white, and my kids were told exactly the same thing. Don't ask for nothing, don't touch anything, and stay right by my side. Act a fool over or about something? You be looking for your teeth for a week. Never had problems with my kids. They knew momma don't play.
Haha omg the bag of beans !!!
Mine (Mama) didnt (play) LOL i felt that "You dont want anything!"
Facts...I grew up the same way. 😂😂😂
My Dad's rule as far back as I remember was "Hands in pockets or behind your back and we aren't buying anything but what I need". My dear Dad has been gone now for 20 years, but to this day I find myself putting my hands in my pockets when I walk into a store. 😊
A swivel seat 😂😂😂😂
You are hilarious. You said they control everything but their children in the grocery store 😂😂😂😂
I will be in the front row of your Rochester, NY! Originally from Livingston, TX. Looking forward to the show, brother.
I saw him live 2 months ago...his worth every penny.
I think it’s changed over the generations. I’m one of those melatonin challenged folks. Born in 68, working class. We def did not misbehave in the store or in public. We’d get a smack and threats of further punishment. That’s how it was. Teacher could smack your hands. Principle could swat your ass with a thick wooden board.. didn’t require permission from a parent. Hell, the neighbor could even give you a whack if they thought you were doing something you shouldn’t.
Different days back then. Now I’m not advocating abuse at all, but it’s gone in the other direction to the extreme.. I see parents bargaining with there kids (yep, only white parents, lol). Elementary school age.. even preschoolers. That’s crazy
Facts.
I miss those days, too. As a teacher of 30 plus years, next one will be my last, I am not seeing the same things Mr Siddiq is seeing. This is funny, but he is going to have to update this joke to reflect the other races, except Asian, I am afraid.
One time my mom told my nephew he could play with the neighbor kids until she called him for his bath
I sat around nearby watching the kids and she called for him and her ignored her twice.
The third time she called him I snatched him up and carried him on my shoulders to the house kicking and screaming
After his bathing explained that if he just did what Gramma said right away he could pretty much get whatever he wanted all the time as long as he did what Gramma wanted right away.
Now I see him doing it with his kids and his mom.
Yep, sometimes it felt like we couldn’t get away with _anything,_ because someone was always watching. Maybe God was watching (we kids weren’t convinced), but Mrs. Davis _for sure_ was. Or Mrs. Reany. Or Mrs. King. Or all the above.
I’m amazed to see parents these days thinking they can have a discussion and reason with a TWO YEAR OLD! Or these men that call their sons “buddy.” My dad called me “son” or “boy.” He definitely wasn’t my buddy, he was my father and he made that clear.
Truth! Same speech!😅😅😅
WE DIFFERENT 😂😂😂😂
broooo this busted me UP! haha!!! 😂😂😂 "i dress however i want, because...... WHITE CHILDREN"
this whole set was so good tho! had me kicking my feet right after "imma help this white lady out" i KNEW he was gonna make a fast pitch but the lead in had me going hard ahahaaaa! so satisfying in the delivery. POW! navy beans everywhere!
He is Hilarious!!!🤣🤣”The wind up of the pitch, “BAM!”… mom strolling by with her 🛒…”Thank You😉”omgosh🤣🤣💀
He’s one of the best if not the best story teller i know 😂😂😂😂
All I had to do is say “do I need to take you to the bathroom”. When I said hands on the cart or in your pockets it was done.
He reminds me of D.L. Hughley talking bout his mean grandmama be sayin wrench around and wrench it off! 😂
Italian parents are the best when it comes to kids in stores
My mom didn't play either. She'd say before we got there, "If I have to leave the cart to take you outside..." Trust when I say, it only ever had to happen once to know.....😂
I grabbed a bag of beans 😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO... my mom gave us THE TALK before we went ANYWHERE and she also deployed "the pinch" and that pinch was the worst thing in the world. We'd have begged for a spanking rather than that pinch on the back of the arm or side of your leg. LMAO We were THE BEST KIDS anywhere. LOL
Ah yes, the pinch. I remember it well ...
Masterful set dear Ali!!!! 🥰🔥❤ My Dad's **look** turned our lil' asses to STONE! 😱😂
I do have to say that the black kids acting up in stores is incorrect. Half the time in my area i'm seeing them act a fool messing around in stores. I don't think foolishness racist. Every color does it.
💯 u ain’t lying Am African from Ghana and yup same thing my momma had them conversation with myself and my older brother when we were growing up. Shiit we knew better frl frl .
He is straight up when it comes to those mommas! I remember those days. Love it, very funny! 🤣🤣🤣
I am so happy that I watched this video! Brought back so many great memories! I was the only girl in my family and the oldest had 3 brothers and I was the Boss! That’s what I was told by the Bosses the Parents! You’re in charge and the boys better not get in trouble while you’re in charge! They would be in the basket at the store hands tied and mouths full of soap bubbles for asking!!!!! Needless to say when we had our own children and I was the Auntie they never asked me to Babysit!
Once at the Winn Dixie near me, a mom came in with a two children. The older one was a boy, who did nothing, but misbehave. Every aisle you’d hear his mom correct him. I think all the shoppers in the store felt bad for her because she was trying her best to keep the little guy in control. As luck would have it the three of them were in front of me at the check out line. The misbehaver asked for a candy bar. “What?”, his mother asked in disbelief. “You, haven’t minded one word I said the whole time we were here! You don’t deserve anything!”
At that point she turned to his little sister and said, “You’ve been good. Pick out whatever you want.”
“No thank you.”, the little girl replied. “I’m going to a birthday party later and I don’t need anything.”
Poor Mom, she didn’t see that coming. “Well you’re getting it!”, her flustered mom told her. “Now pick something out!”
Although my heart went out to that poor mom, who’d been trying her best during her whole grocery shopping, I had to bit my lip to keep from laughing at what had just happened. It seems that most everyone else felt the same way because as soon as the mom uttered her last statement, it seemed as though everyone around the check out line suddenly needed to need to cover their mouths and look at their feet so as not to laugh.
I just hope that the little girl didn't give the candy (or whatever) to her miscreant brother, or that he didn't take it from her.
My mama used to tell me ahead of time don’t walk too close behind her with the buggy so I won’t hit the back of her heel. As a kid I would stay back a little then zoom real fast with the buggy and stop as soon as I get real close to my mama up until I hit her heel on accident 😭. She just stood there for a min with her back still turnt and said I know you didnt just hit my heel and would turn around and give me that look 😆. No more buggy privilege you only get 1 time to f**ck up! 😂😂.
LOL! Filipinos are that way too! at least my mother was growing up!
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I have seen a black child lose control in Walmart because he wasn’t getting a toy he wanted. He was screaming the white boy got one, I want one. The dad proceeded to lift him up with his hands under his armpits and held the boy’s face close to his. He held him that way for a moment and then, put the boy down. That was it. They had an entire lecturing conversation with just a look. I was both laughing and in awe. That’s power!!!
My mother and aunt grocery shopped together. On summer days all 9 kids had to go with the 2 mothers, one car. Rules were, hand never ket go of the shopping cart side... unless you were one of the very oldest kids asked to retrieve an item off the shelf. Going around corners at a clip, twas a challenge for us younger kids to hang on as we were flung in the turn, trying to stay on our feet so we didnt get beat for letting go. Heck we never asked for anything, just hoping to get back to sitting double decker in the old land yacht car outside.
Honestly to see so much crime take place at the hands of Black teens is like culture shock to me, because I could never, not with my parents having those talks with us. I be more worried of catching hands by my dad or mom before the police! I don’t know if it’s a generational defect or what, but new age parents aren’t having those conversations with their kids anymore; they fear nothing!
My sons knew exactly what the rules were before we went shopping too funny one of my sons is named Travis and he would NEVER have done that 😂😂😂😂😂
💯 #facts But this is true all over the world. Try playing the fool with a Caribbean mother!😆
My mother carried the belt in her purse, just in case.😂
My mama used to say, don't ask for shit, don't touch shit, don't talk to no one, as a matter if fact don't even look at shit! Three little white girls looked like the three blind mice in every store we went into. 😅😅😅😅😅
Black Canadian mamas have the same conversations with our kids!!😅😅😅
5:00 I've done that to my mom several times back in the day! LOL
I think Ali hasn't seen the viral video showing the young black girl giving her mom a hard time complaining and crying that she didn't want a Tesla for her birthday and preferred a fossil fuel car! 😅
naaah
@@AliSiddiqComedy Watch it then. It's a comedy gold 😆
I swiped a few pieces of what was then 1 cent bubble gum from the grocery store. I thought i was aluck until i pulled one out and popped ot in my mouth all proud! Mama called the grocery store, asked for the owner and told him what i did. Then she made me walk the whole half mile back, put it in his hand, and made me apologize to him. That was an impression that I will take to my grave!
I'm African, and I agree 💯 I have a conversation with my kids before we go to the stores, and in the car before we enter the shops 😂😂😂
Many years ago, I asked my West Indian friend how she could travel on public transportation with her four small children so easily, and how they were so well behaved. She answered, "It's easy. Before we leave home, I threaten them. On the way, I threaten them, and just before we arrive, I remember to threaten them."
@@paulawashington3175 It's that simple 🤣🤣🤣
You damn skippy…I came from a latino household and for damn sure we weren’t acting the fool either. My mom showed us the belt before we left the house and told me and my sister… you act the fool even for a second this is worth waiting for you when we get home. Yup facts people!!!😅😂
If my parents had to even look at us in the store we knew our lives were over.❤
Dad to my dramatic little sister: If you don't stop crying, I'll take you outside and give you something to cry about! Dad was tall with long arms. If he'd had enough of our bickering in the car, he'd turn around and thump us on the head. Sure miss him. RIP POPS.
The convo: don’t touch nothin, don’t ask for nothin, don’t even look at nothin
This is HILARIOUS!
My mum had 3 girls. She ended up leaving the 2 youngest (including me) home with my older sister, probably cos it was less stressful to take is all grocery shopping with her, lol!
My convo:
Where am I?
Where are you?
Oh.