Abusive Babysitter | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- It did not end well for her.
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#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
My mom was 4'11. I had a babysitter in Alaska that the lady was stealing my mom's watch or jewelry out her room. When my mom and dad got there, i was holding the lady hostage with the broom. I kid you not! I was 5! I caught her!! My mom STILL tells this story!! 😂😂😅😅😅😅
Legend
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 as you should cause don't be stealing my mama stuff lady !!
😂😂😂
Alaska😮
Always an instant 👍 when ali drops
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯.... All in that order...
EXACTLY!!!!!
Facts.
😅😅😅😅😅❤
Always!! 🔥
you have to love this man's stories... no one... NO ONE... can tell a story like Ali. Dude... love and respect from South Africa...
😅😂Mzansi azishe!
🤣😂🤣 "You in trouble...I promise you, you in trouble" 😂🤣
Thank you for the laughs. Your life stories allow my Mom to laugh through her alzheimers. Be blessed.
💕💕💕💕
That's what's up
God bless 🙏🏾🙏🏾❣️
❤ bless your mom
@kingartison thank you. Her alzheimers has progressed, she doesn't know me anymore, but she likes to laugh. I'm trying to keep her comfortable. Be blessed.
When he prefaced with " my momma is 4'11" I knew it was gonna be hilarious. My momma was 5'2 and scrappy as hell. Once watched her jump across a police car to punch a Florida State trooper in the face on my 9th birthday. We didn't even live in Florida!!! 😂😂
I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 why would she do that??!!
Lil piece of leather, but well put together. 😂
That is absolutely WILD 😂
@@autumnsmom1117what you said,foreal
@@autumnsmom1117 I am 5'3 and that is my FAVE line!!
Not your sister running a tight ship😂😂😂
At 8 years old!!! 🙄🙄😂😂
Bet he didn't try that no mo
I’m so glad
Please dont ever stop doing comedy, Least of all doing what you clearly love to do. You are the man Ali !
Not you having PTSD from your sister 😅😂
I just wanted to share Ali, and I say this as a stand up fanatic: You’re my favourite comedian. Not only are you hilarious, but your ability to weave the stories from your life into your routines is so impressive . You’re an amazing storyteller, comedian, person and writer. You should write s book about your life Ali!Your ability to share such heartfelt stories within your comedy is so impressive and very unique . It’s made me cry various times.
The industrial prison complex is why I took political science as my minor (first year major, then I realized I would kill myself from how depressed it made me from my inability in my position to make the change I want to the system, but anywya.) You humanize people who have been convicted of crimes, and share it with an audience who may not be exposed to that otherwise. I think you help society with your work. I can tell it is your intention as well, so I just want to tell you: you’re at the top of your game, no one has done this the way you have. You ARE making a difference . Which is desperately needed . The industrial prison complex in America is by far the biggest human right violation of the western countries. A system created to create another form of slavery, and systemic racism. You make people feel your story so strongly, that they empathize with a situation I’m sure some never experienced before.
Just wanted to share as I saw you read a lot of comments and leave my respect and admiration of your talent. Also, you inspired me a lot with some things I want to do in my own life, but I’ve already wrote an essay so I’ll stop .
I think you will be seen now, and remembered as in the future, as one of the greatest of all time.
Take care, sending my love from Canada ! Come tour here, from Vancouver , to Halifax, to Toronto! Don’t let anyone miss out!
Cheers !❤
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤
U IN TROUBLE 😂😂😂
This funny 😂
Dead
@@artuvwar 😂😂😂😂
3:57 wait a minute, she's 8 😂
4:35 Erica understood the assignment 😂 she couldn't wait for Ali to get out of line so she could activate that Wonder Woman belt 🤣
I would watch Ali 8 hrs a day everyday. He’s my absolute favorite storyteller and comedian.💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Man Ali keeps me rollin with his stories! 😂😂😂
Anything he drops is memorable and relatable 🫡
He jumped from the kettle to the fire....😂
been walking around Hawaii all day spotting various birds yelling out RED CHESTED ROBINS!!!!
😂 It’s a must!!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 you see the dandelions too?!
@@ladyjones09 still trying to spell it lol!
@@chrisblake7868 😂😂😂
she's royal, loyal. she's like a field marshall and she nuh partial lol. thanks fo sharing, respect.
lol Wey side you come from?
😂😂😂 I love it you bet not hit me in my house 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
I'll say it everytime a video drop. His shoe game always on point!!
My sister was my babysitter and we fought constantly about she ain't my momma!!! Love her dearly today LOL! She still kinda scare me today and I'm 40 years old LOL!
Best storytelling and jokes ever, a phenomenal blend!!!
Facts!
What's a phenomenal blind?
@anonymouslakernerd7214 blend, auto correct didn't catch it
Flinching when your big sister raises her hand is so real 😂
My little sister does that when I raise my hand🤣🤣🤣glad to know she still has that little bit of fear lol
We ready for the special cmon big dawg drop part 3
The wonder woman belt 😂😂😂
My mom is 5’5, one day as I was coming home from school, had to take 3 flights of stairs ! This lady rolled past me at the bottom of the third flight and I looked up and my mama said “don’t bring yo ass round here no more” I never asked any questions 😂😂
"Good Moms Club" 😂👊🏾👊🏾
It was so awesome to see you live 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Thank you
Ali always makes me laugh. I'm up here early in the morning just cracking up. 😂😂😂
My mom would’ve done the same thing!
🤣🤣My Mom said I could have that donut. No more abusive babysitter's !!!
I love Ali....one of my favorite comedians... I can relate to so many of his jokes
BRO!!!!
It's crazy how you can go from playing with your siblings (being equal) to that SAME sibling being granted permission to whoop yo ass! Playtime OVER now!
She always had that mean streak in her ANYWAY and couldn't WAIT
to flex on yo ass!😂
Make it make sense!
Salute to Ali, and ANYBODY ELSE who had to endure the "switch-up!"
I felt this in my spirit!❤💯
Ali is the one comic I have to see before I get too old. I love crowd work like Stavy/Riffe and big comedy like Segura or Kreischer and of course all the goats like Chappelle and the others who came before. Carlin, Pryor etc. but there’s something about his comedy style that just hits different.
Keep them coming, Ali🥰🥰🥰🥰
I love your voice and the way you tell stories. I could listen to your voice forever- you should be one of the voices in the shut eye ap- where they read you bed time stories
Let's go boy. With the wonder woman belt😂
One of the funniest men on the planet💯I dont know anyone who can come close.
😂😂getting drugged down the stairs face first oh momma was enraged
I sent this to both my sisters. I have a older sister that's three years older than me and one that's four years younger. I swear I recall my sister being a dictator for a brief period in life lol
I will never get enough 😂 you are amazing 👏 ❤ please never ever stop and come to buffalo or rochester 🙏 🙏 ❤
I absolutely love and enjoy seeing this man do his craft. ❤ Great story teller, just effortlessly funny stuff.
Keep up the great work Ali🙏🏾
Superb Storytelling ! Always enjoy hearing and laughing at your comedy
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This dude... You're one of the best [Black] storytellers since Bill Cosby. I'm captivated, I remember some stuff back in the day that you talk about, and I can relate to a lot of things you share. Your delivery - a perfect 10. ✊🏾 #alisaddiq
That belt walk 😂
I’ve never watched any of your videos and not Llh. Thank you I most definitely needed this one today🙏🏽
Ali dressed like Bill Cosby 😂😂😂
For real!
Don’t think Bill would be wearing Gucci today… but 🤷🏽♂️
@@timf2251 didn’t think bill was spiking drinks and doing ungodly antics either 😂😂😂 he just might wear Gucci after all
On my lunch break at work really needed this lmaooo
Can't wait to see you live again
You are one of the best storytellers out there. Keep making us laugh ❤❤❤
You can tell he really loves his sister tho😂🤣😅
Relatable and one of the funniest true comedians out there!!!
Lil wonder woman belt is crazy 😂
On everything.. My sister had one too..
..my big sister still tries bullyn me sometimes ..but not as bad as she did in th 80's
This is my exact experience but just a little different! 😂😂😂 I can totally relate
Motioning for the belt! If you know, you know!
Ali is changing the game, other “comics” need to step up drastically 💯👏🏾👏🏾
That boy Ali eating good ain’t it😂😂
I’m always looking for the chance to watch works of yours and suggesting it to my coworkers 😂
"Boy lets go" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back in 1993, My little brother and I use to run every so call Baby-sitters out of home. At 8 years old I was in charge of my two younger siblings they use to get on my nerves. My sister and I were only 9 months apart. Our little brother was the super hardhead. Our mama let our adult cousin move in and we were still the Bad ass kids on the block. Nobody didn't really wanted to watch us. We ran her boyfriends away. Adult cousin friends and girlfriends couldn't handle us. Weekend came around going to our dad house. His girlfriend only liked my sister. She couldn't stand my brother and I, but kept it cute until we went to tell our mama how she act towards us.
Your story reminds me of Bebe's Kids.😁
@@autumnsmom1117yes the neighborhood old folks gave us that nickname. We were very respectful towards adults. It just us being mean to everyone else that wasn't our mama. My favorite words were I'm going get my mama on you. If you think about hitting us. She not scare being lock up. My adult cousin would said I can't stand you two. Why be like your sister. My brother and I would said she acting innocent she the real snitch. Only our mama, grandma and granddaddy put fear in us. Taking our outside away from us was like a death sentence for us. We had neighborhood bullies we need get out pay back to them.
@territurner1407
Love your story. I had my maternal grandmother as my babysitter. Something about not being able to go outside made you behave real quick.😂 Enjoy your weekend.
@@autumnsmom1117by time my two siblings and I move in with our grandma at the age 13, 12, 10 years old. This was back in 1999. Our grandma didn't play no games, we had to come in the house before the street lights came on during our school breaks, weekends and weekdays. We eating dinner at 5:30pm and showers at 6pm and the sun will still be out. She kept dark curtains in our rooms. We could hear our friends outside having a good time and going swimming and going to the free lunch white truck that be at the park. Church every Sundays through Thursdays. Friends only can hang out on the front porch. We feel like were in jail. Our adult cousins love making fun of us calling us jail babies. That our mama did us wrong for making us live with our grandma full time. As long we did our check in with her. We can act a fool at the swimming park. Go spend the whole summer with our cool cousin that our mama was staying with.
@@autumnsmom1117yes my brother and I was very hardhead, but he was the dare devil. My sister paid the innocent card all the time. These two didn't have no problem throwing me under the bus with our mama since I was the oldest. When she gave me the green light to be in charge the belt was my friend. The rules were don't hit them in the face, arms, legs back or their stomach. Keep their clothes on them, because you are not their mama. Only allow to hit them one time. I follow them rules to a T. Our mama 5'0 weight less than 100lbs and still wear a kid size in shoes, kept her hair cut short and the most beautiful dark skin woman that I was happy to call my mama. She wasn't nothing to play with back in the day.
Ali is the best story teller.
Love Ali !
🗣️“Mamaaa!!? Ali just dropped a 5 min video!”
This is me and my mom! lol my sister is taking her to see him in June here in SC! My mama loves you Ali @alisaddiq
He said “I’m 50 yr old wow! You look amazinggggg”
I love your stories Ali😂
Ali....your the best. Thank you for sharing your life experiences with us. I Love You❤
That blink got me 😂😂😂😂
Hold on, is your mom, my mom😂😂😂😂
😂❤😂YOU CREATED A MONSTER
Every person felt that when your sister hit you with that belt. Bruh… my brother used to play wrestling when no one was looking. 😂
I was the oldest child and grandchild and ran a tight ship. Everybody's chores were done!
Hey Ali, great stand up as usual 😂 You got me pheenin for another special from you! Let’s get it!😂😂
I was laughing so hard I started choking when Ali said his older sister hit him with a belt because he wasn’t moving quick enough 😂😂 dang couldn’t even enjoy his oatmeal lol
😂😂😂😂 The fact of your mom being 4’11 and my aunt is the same height. I pictured that so well. I’m crying 😩😮💨🤣🤣❤❤
dam how did i miss this upload
Unc got hit with the Wonder Woman belt 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead. That's dead on arrival. Call them people for me LOL
Ali's delivery!🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOO he’s not lying. When you’re the youngest and you have an older sister or twin sister. They will try to run you down with rules. I’m 32 33 on the 10 of April. My twin sister would still talk to me crazy like I’m her child. My older sister not so much. But I would be a fool to piss her off though. Lmao my sisters made sure I respect the Hierarchy in the family.
RIGHT. I was like that with my kids. I ain’t trust no one. 😂😂😂😂😂
I am weak!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FLASH BACK 😂😂😂
❤..... I had one of those babysitters, I can't eat cereal like a normal person to this day
😂😂😂 I sorry that your show for Rochester NY was cancelled 😢. I was so looking forward to it.
Momma story! 😂😂😂😂
Lightweight scared of sis😂😂
I know she didn't! Slapped lil Ali?! She thought that would fly?😊❤
A1 story teller...
Tooo hilarious🤣🤣🤣
YESSSSA 🎉😂❤ THANK YOU🌞
Why did I start singing 😂😂 I love it!
I’m going to get in trouble listening to you at work 😂I’m in here laughing tooo much and you know people don’t like it…they like you miserable 😩
I've heard this story a few times and it's still funny😂😂😂
If your mom didn’t come to the rescue, quiet as kept you probably wouldn’t have seen prison, but it made you who you are…. So thanks mama😊 great man he became!!!
I'm laughing so hard at Ali . I'm crying laughing. I love u Ali. I can listen to you over and over again. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤. U can't miss Ali video. Cause he going too have u laughing so hard 😅😅😅😅😅
Well, she went into the military 🪖
That old telephone went over Gen Z’s heads😂
Mr. Siddiq dripped out today 🔥
He heard his momma pull in the driveway. 😂
Lord this was straight all of us I had to watch my sibling I was just trying not to get killed by my mom 😂😂😂😂