Abusive Babysitter | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @6ftS
    @6ftS 7 місяців тому +118

    you have to love this man's stories... no one... NO ONE... can tell a story like Ali. Dude... love and respect from South Africa...

  • @Reeses710
    @Reeses710 7 місяців тому +181

    🤣😂🤣 "You in trouble...I promise you, you in trouble" 😂🤣

  • @D0CT0R420
    @D0CT0R420 7 місяців тому +371

    Always an instant 👍 when ali drops

    • @RillaLord32212
      @RillaLord32212 7 місяців тому +9

      💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯.... All in that order...

    • @QueenB-9
      @QueenB-9 7 місяців тому +8

      EXACTLY!!!!!

    • @mrmt9851
      @mrmt9851 7 місяців тому +8

      Facts.

    • @frankiedavissr8690
      @frankiedavissr8690 7 місяців тому +5

      😅😅😅😅😅❤

    • @HighTopJop
      @HighTopJop 7 місяців тому +3

      Always!! 🔥

  • @BruceBruce713
    @BruceBruce713 7 місяців тому +305

    Thank you for the laughs. Your life stories allow my Mom to laugh through her alzheimers. Be blessed.

    • @frankiedavissr8690
      @frankiedavissr8690 7 місяців тому +4

      💕💕💕💕

    • @DenardPatterson-re4ym
      @DenardPatterson-re4ym 7 місяців тому +5

      That's what's up

    • @kennethmanning1821
      @kennethmanning1821 7 місяців тому +7

      God bless 🙏🏾🙏🏾❣️

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 7 місяців тому +6

      ❤ bless your mom

    • @BruceBruce713
      @BruceBruce713 7 місяців тому +8

      @kingartison thank you. Her alzheimers has progressed, she doesn't know me anymore, but she likes to laugh. I'm trying to keep her comfortable. Be blessed.

  • @postedreality
    @postedreality 7 місяців тому +96

    Please dont ever stop doing comedy, Least of all doing what you clearly love to do. You are the man Ali !

  • @NickolaiPetrovitch
    @NickolaiPetrovitch 7 місяців тому +35

    I just wanted to share Ali, and I say this as a stand up fanatic: You’re my favourite comedian. Not only are you hilarious, but your ability to weave the stories from your life into your routines is so impressive . You’re an amazing storyteller, comedian, person and writer. You should write s book about your life Ali!Your ability to share such heartfelt stories within your comedy is so impressive and very unique . It’s made me cry various times.
    The industrial prison complex is why I took political science as my minor (first year major, then I realized I would kill myself from how depressed it made me from my inability in my position to make the change I want to the system, but anywya.) You humanize people who have been convicted of crimes, and share it with an audience who may not be exposed to that otherwise. I think you help society with your work. I can tell it is your intention as well, so I just want to tell you: you’re at the top of your game, no one has done this the way you have. You ARE making a difference . Which is desperately needed . The industrial prison complex in America is by far the biggest human right violation of the western countries. A system created to create another form of slavery, and systemic racism. You make people feel your story so strongly, that they empathize with a situation I’m sure some never experienced before.
    Just wanted to share as I saw you read a lot of comments and leave my respect and admiration of your talent. Also, you inspired me a lot with some things I want to do in my own life, but I’ve already wrote an essay so I’ll stop .
    I think you will be seen now, and remembered as in the future, as one of the greatest of all time.
    Take care, sending my love from Canada ! Come tour here, from Vancouver , to Halifax, to Toronto! Don’t let anyone miss out!
    Cheers !❤

  • @rhondatucker1783
    @rhondatucker1783 7 місяців тому +574

    My mom was 4'11. I had a babysitter in Alaska that the lady was stealing my mom's watch or jewelry out her room. When my mom and dad got there, i was holding the lady hostage with the broom. I kid you not! I was 5! I caught her!! My mom STILL tells this story!! 😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @Serenityjohnson90
    @Serenityjohnson90 7 місяців тому +196

    Not your sister running a tight ship😂😂😂

    • @Morg100
      @Morg100 7 місяців тому +10

      At 8 years old!!! 🙄🙄😂😂

    • @KanikaC932
      @KanikaC932 2 місяці тому +1

      Bet he didn't try that no mo

    • @Bugjuice02
      @Bugjuice02 2 місяці тому

      I’m so glad

  • @Shawn-ne6ld
    @Shawn-ne6ld 7 місяців тому +39

    I would watch Ali 8 hrs a day everyday. He’s my absolute favorite storyteller and comedian.💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @MrBobbyf11
    @MrBobbyf11 7 місяців тому +48

    Man Ali keeps me rollin with his stories! 😂😂😂

  • @petty1657
    @petty1657 7 місяців тому +25

    Anything he drops is memorable and relatable 🫡

  • @keetasingletary
    @keetasingletary 7 місяців тому +307

    When he prefaced with " my momma is 4'11" I knew it was gonna be hilarious. My momma was 5'2 and scrappy as hell. Once watched her jump across a police car to punch a Florida State trooper in the face on my 9th birthday. We didn't even live in Florida!!! 😂😂

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 7 місяців тому +22

      I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 why would she do that??!!

    • @autumnsmom1117
      @autumnsmom1117 7 місяців тому +40

      Lil piece of leather, but well put together. 😂

    • @laurenshaifer6599
      @laurenshaifer6599 7 місяців тому +10

      That is absolutely WILD 😂

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@autumnsmom1117what you said,foreal

    • @ampollard7041
      @ampollard7041 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@autumnsmom1117 I am 5'3 and that is my FAVE line!!

  • @daniyale2848
    @daniyale2848 7 місяців тому +144

    Not you having PTSD from your sister 😅😂

  • @williegrant3054
    @williegrant3054 7 місяців тому +184

    U IN TROUBLE 😂😂😂

  • @Sunshinex472
    @Sunshinex472 7 місяців тому +29

    I'll say it everytime a video drop. His shoe game always on point!!

  • @mcoleman3547
    @mcoleman3547 7 місяців тому +46

    Best storytelling and jokes ever, a phenomenal blend!!!

  • @TheMichelleRena
    @TheMichelleRena 7 місяців тому +12

    My sister was my babysitter and we fought constantly about she ain't my momma!!! Love her dearly today LOL! She still kinda scare me today and I'm 40 years old LOL!

  • @prettyblkgyrl74
    @prettyblkgyrl74 7 місяців тому +147

    3:57 wait a minute, she's 8 😂
    4:35 Erica understood the assignment 😂 she couldn't wait for Ali to get out of line so she could activate that Wonder Woman belt 🤣

  • @gmoneymoustache9484
    @gmoneymoustache9484 7 місяців тому +21

    We ready for the special cmon big dawg drop part 3

  • @abo_2354
    @abo_2354 7 місяців тому +22

    It was so awesome to see you live 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Thank you

  • @angeliquesoul6719
    @angeliquesoul6719 7 місяців тому +8

    Ali always makes me laugh. I'm up here early in the morning just cracking up. 😂😂😂

  • @kingjamestres
    @kingjamestres 7 місяців тому +16

    Flinching when your big sister raises her hand is so real 😂

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 7 місяців тому

      My little sister does that when I raise my hand🤣🤣🤣glad to know she still has that little bit of fear lol

  • @cmonetsevans123
    @cmonetsevans123 7 місяців тому +23

    He jumped from the kettle to the fire....😂

  • @chrisblake7868
    @chrisblake7868 7 місяців тому +34

    been walking around Hawaii all day spotting various birds yelling out RED CHESTED ROBINS!!!!

    • @neesha7665
      @neesha7665 7 місяців тому +1

      😂 It’s a must!!

    • @andreacallender2243
      @andreacallender2243 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @ladyjones09
      @ladyjones09 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂 you see the dandelions too?!

    • @chrisblake7868
      @chrisblake7868 3 місяці тому

      @@ladyjones09 still trying to spell it lol!

    • @ladyjones09
      @ladyjones09 3 місяці тому

      @@chrisblake7868 😂😂😂

  • @cookiecookie8829
    @cookiecookie8829 7 місяців тому +14

    🤣🤣My Mom said I could have that donut. No more abusive babysitter's !!!

  • @kwest1realbadman967
    @kwest1realbadman967 7 місяців тому +35

    she's royal, loyal. she's like a field marshall and she nuh partial lol. thanks fo sharing, respect.

    • @krazylevin
      @krazylevin 7 місяців тому

      lol Wey side you come from?

    • @gwendolyn.holcomb9316
      @gwendolyn.holcomb9316 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂 I love it you bet not hit me in my house 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @Embr8cingUNI
    @Embr8cingUNI 7 місяців тому +90

    My mom is 5’5, one day as I was coming home from school, had to take 3 flights of stairs ! This lady rolled past me at the bottom of the third flight and I looked up and my mama said “don’t bring yo ass round here no more” I never asked any questions 😂😂

  • @karloscasanova5151
    @karloscasanova5151 7 місяців тому +5

    I love Ali....one of my favorite comedians... I can relate to so many of his jokes

  • @aretha1976
    @aretha1976 7 місяців тому +17

    Keep them coming, Ali🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @newme1813
    @newme1813 7 місяців тому +7

    BRO!!!!
    It's crazy how you can go from playing with your siblings (being equal) to that SAME sibling being granted permission to whoop yo ass! Playtime OVER now!
    She always had that mean streak in her ANYWAY and couldn't WAIT
    to flex on yo ass!😂
    Make it make sense!
    Salute to Ali, and ANYBODY ELSE who had to endure the "switch-up!"
    I felt this in my spirit!❤💯

  • @mr.rashadgrice79
    @mr.rashadgrice79 7 місяців тому +68

    "Good Moms Club" 😂👊🏾👊🏾

  • @nicolevahai5982
    @nicolevahai5982 7 місяців тому +4

    I love your voice and the way you tell stories. I could listen to your voice forever- you should be one of the voices in the shut eye ap- where they read you bed time stories

  • @DenardPatterson-re4ym
    @DenardPatterson-re4ym 7 місяців тому +31

    The wonder woman belt 😂😂😂

  • @Tandy_N
    @Tandy_N 7 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely love and enjoy seeing this man do his craft. ❤ Great story teller, just effortlessly funny stuff.
    Keep up the great work Ali🙏🏾

  • @Mr_Nobody913
    @Mr_Nobody913 7 місяців тому +2

    Ali is the one comic I have to see before I get too old. I love crowd work like Stavy/Riffe and big comedy like Segura or Kreischer and of course all the goats like Chappelle and the others who came before. Carlin, Pryor etc. but there’s something about his comedy style that just hits different.

  • @tymxeluv5476
    @tymxeluv5476 7 місяців тому +2

    One of the funniest men on the planet💯I dont know anyone who can come close.

  • @imarubronzen
    @imarubronzen 7 місяців тому +23

    My mom would’ve done the same thing!

  • @mrryansterling
    @mrryansterling 7 місяців тому +3

    Can't wait to see you live again

  • @georgeburrell3215
    @georgeburrell3215 7 місяців тому +1

    Relatable and one of the funniest true comedians out there!!!

  • @kingallah7911
    @kingallah7911 7 місяців тому +5

    Let's go boy. With the wonder woman belt😂

  • @letashaluxuries5661
    @letashaluxuries5661 7 місяців тому +5

    😂😂getting drugged down the stairs face first oh momma was enraged

  • @therealroyaltrecords47
    @therealroyaltrecords47 7 місяців тому +2

    Superb Storytelling ! Always enjoy hearing and laughing at your comedy

  • @jpluta2112
    @jpluta2112 7 місяців тому +2

    I will never get enough 😂 you are amazing 👏 ❤ please never ever stop and come to buffalo or rochester 🙏 🙏 ❤

  • @thesmartasslook1444
    @thesmartasslook1444 7 місяців тому +1

    You are one of the best storytellers out there. Keep making us laugh ❤❤❤

  • @Triwright
    @Triwright 7 місяців тому +4

    I’ve never watched any of your videos and not Llh. Thank you I most definitely needed this one today🙏🏽

  • @adariansearcy8301
    @adariansearcy8301 7 місяців тому +5

    That belt walk 😂

  • @M.H.S.W.818
    @M.H.S.W.818 7 місяців тому +2

    On my lunch break at work really needed this lmaooo

  • @jordanporter5833
    @jordanporter5833 7 місяців тому +5

    I sent this to both my sisters. I have a older sister that's three years older than me and one that's four years younger. I swear I recall my sister being a dictator for a brief period in life lol

  • @jwilliamcosby
    @jwilliamcosby 7 місяців тому +3

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    This dude... You're one of the best [Black] storytellers since Bill Cosby. I'm captivated, I remember some stuff back in the day that you talk about, and I can relate to a lot of things you share. Your delivery - a perfect 10. ✊🏾 #alisaddiq

  • @michelle_my_belle79
    @michelle_my_belle79 7 місяців тому +1

    This is my exact experience but just a little different! 😂😂😂 I can totally relate

  • @Dizzy_N
    @Dizzy_N 6 місяців тому

    Ali is the best story teller.

  • @melmac3464
    @melmac3464 28 днів тому

    "You in trouble" 😂 I had this job growing up lol

  • @StreetCreditJuJu
    @StreetCreditJuJu 7 місяців тому +2

    Love Ali !

  • @MsMookalate
    @MsMookalate Місяць тому +1

    Hold on, is your mom, my mom😂😂😂😂

  • @Sopranosqueen
    @Sopranosqueen 7 місяців тому

    Ali....your the best. Thank you for sharing your life experiences with us. I Love You❤

  • @wendellkirton3694
    @wendellkirton3694 7 місяців тому +3

    I love your stories Ali😂

  • @taylorboatwright5539
    @taylorboatwright5539 7 місяців тому

    I’m always looking for the chance to watch works of yours and suggesting it to my coworkers 😂

  • @roleygenius
    @roleygenius 7 місяців тому +7

    Ali dressed like Bill Cosby 😂😂😂

    • @gnlilu6972
      @gnlilu6972 7 місяців тому

      For real!

    • @timf2251
      @timf2251 7 місяців тому

      Don’t think Bill would be wearing Gucci today… but 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @roleygenius
      @roleygenius 7 місяців тому +1

      @@timf2251 didn’t think bill was spiking drinks and doing ungodly antics either 😂😂😂 he just might wear Gucci after all

  • @King.MaidenHeaven
    @King.MaidenHeaven 3 місяці тому +1

    He said “I’m 50 yr old wow! You look amazinggggg”

  • @redridinghood1980
    @redridinghood1980 7 місяців тому +9

    ..my big sister still tries bullyn me sometimes ..but not as bad as she did in th 80's

  • @ellakutedudi6881
    @ellakutedudi6881 7 місяців тому

    Hey Ali, great stand up as usual 😂 You got me pheenin for another special from you! Let’s get it!😂😂

  • @DaySoze
    @DaySoze 7 місяців тому +3

    Lil wonder woman belt is crazy 😂

  • @DBaylor197
    @DBaylor197 7 місяців тому +5

    You can tell he really loves his sister tho😂🤣😅

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 2 місяці тому +1

    I know she didn't! Slapped lil Ali?! She thought that would fly?😊❤

  • @elainecrutcher5707
    @elainecrutcher5707 2 місяці тому

    That blink got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 7 місяців тому +6

    Motioning for the belt! If you know, you know!

  • @territurner1407
    @territurner1407 7 місяців тому +15

    Back in 1993, My little brother and I use to run every so call Baby-sitters out of home. At 8 years old I was in charge of my two younger siblings they use to get on my nerves. My sister and I were only 9 months apart. Our little brother was the super hardhead. Our mama let our adult cousin move in and we were still the Bad ass kids on the block. Nobody didn't really wanted to watch us. We ran her boyfriends away. Adult cousin friends and girlfriends couldn't handle us. Weekend came around going to our dad house. His girlfriend only liked my sister. She couldn't stand my brother and I, but kept it cute until we went to tell our mama how she act towards us.

    • @autumnsmom1117
      @autumnsmom1117 7 місяців тому +1

      Your story reminds me of Bebe's Kids.😁

    • @territurner1407
      @territurner1407 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@autumnsmom1117yes the neighborhood old folks gave us that nickname. We were very respectful towards adults. It just us being mean to everyone else that wasn't our mama. My favorite words were I'm going get my mama on you. If you think about hitting us. She not scare being lock up. My adult cousin would said I can't stand you two. Why be like your sister. My brother and I would said she acting innocent she the real snitch. Only our mama, grandma and granddaddy put fear in us. Taking our outside away from us was like a death sentence for us. We had neighborhood bullies we need get out pay back to them.

    • @autumnsmom1117
      @autumnsmom1117 7 місяців тому +1

      @territurner1407
      Love your story. I had my maternal grandmother as my babysitter. Something about not being able to go outside made you behave real quick.😂 Enjoy your weekend.

    • @territurner1407
      @territurner1407 7 місяців тому

      ​@@autumnsmom1117by time my two siblings and I move in with our grandma at the age 13, 12, 10 years old. This was back in 1999. Our grandma didn't play no games, we had to come in the house before the street lights came on during our school breaks, weekends and weekdays. We eating dinner at 5:30pm and showers at 6pm and the sun will still be out. She kept dark curtains in our rooms. We could hear our friends outside having a good time and going swimming and going to the free lunch white truck that be at the park. Church every Sundays through Thursdays. Friends only can hang out on the front porch. We feel like were in jail. Our adult cousins love making fun of us calling us jail babies. That our mama did us wrong for making us live with our grandma full time. As long we did our check in with her. We can act a fool at the swimming park. Go spend the whole summer with our cool cousin that our mama was staying with.

    • @territurner1407
      @territurner1407 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@autumnsmom1117yes my brother and I was very hardhead, but he was the dare devil. My sister paid the innocent card all the time. These two didn't have no problem throwing me under the bus with our mama since I was the oldest. When she gave me the green light to be in charge the belt was my friend. The rules were don't hit them in the face, arms, legs back or their stomach. Keep their clothes on them, because you are not their mama. Only allow to hit them one time. I follow them rules to a T. Our mama 5'0 weight less than 100lbs and still wear a kid size in shoes, kept her hair cut short and the most beautiful dark skin woman that I was happy to call my mama. She wasn't nothing to play with back in the day.

  • @marioyoung9033
    @marioyoung9033 7 місяців тому +1

    That boy Ali eating good ain’t it😂😂

  • @corytylerthemusickmaker8420
    @corytylerthemusickmaker8420 7 місяців тому

    Yessirr!! We here for it Brother 🎬💪🏿💯

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 7 місяців тому +1

    Ali is changing the game, other “comics” need to step up drastically 💯👏🏾👏🏾

  • @TawanaAnderson-c9c
    @TawanaAnderson-c9c 7 місяців тому +2

    YESSSSA 🎉😂❤ THANK YOU🌞

  • @bigteafromthe8136
    @bigteafromthe8136 7 місяців тому +2

    I'm dead. That's dead on arrival. Call them people for me LOL

  • @BecauseIchoseMe
    @BecauseIchoseMe 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 The fact of your mom being 4’11 and my aunt is the same height. I pictured that so well. I’m crying 😩😮‍💨🤣🤣❤❤

  • @jaysmith7632
    @jaysmith7632 3 місяці тому

    Unc got hit with the Wonder Woman belt 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HighTopJop
    @HighTopJop 7 місяців тому +3

    🗣️“Mamaaa!!? Ali just dropped a 5 min video!”

    • @Southsidesocialworker
      @Southsidesocialworker 7 місяців тому +1

      This is me and my mom! lol my sister is taking her to see him in June here in SC! My mama loves you Ali @alisaddiq

  • @JonatanBellocalles
    @JonatanBellocalles 6 місяців тому +1

    "Boy lets go" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tater4200
    @Tater4200 7 місяців тому +1

    dam how did i miss this upload

  • @didntcreateahandle
    @didntcreateahandle 7 місяців тому +1

    Every person felt that when your sister hit you with that belt. Bruh… my brother used to play wrestling when no one was looking. 😂

  • @ladyjones09
    @ladyjones09 3 місяці тому

    I was laughing so hard I started choking when Ali said his older sister hit him with a belt because he wasn’t moving quick enough 😂😂 dang couldn’t even enjoy his oatmeal lol

  • @matthewdar886285
    @matthewdar886285 7 місяців тому +2

    😂❤😂YOU CREATED A MONSTER

  • @unlimihub254
    @unlimihub254 7 місяців тому +1

    Ali's delivery!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angeleg8808
    @angeleg8808 7 місяців тому

    Why did I start singing 😂😂 I love it!

  • @SavetheDaywithTara
    @SavetheDaywithTara 4 місяці тому

    RIGHT. I was like that with my kids. I ain’t trust no one. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ikejay
    @ikejay 7 місяців тому +2

    LMFAOO he’s not lying. When you’re the youngest and you have an older sister or twin sister. They will try to run you down with rules. I’m 32 33 on the 10 of April. My twin sister would still talk to me crazy like I’m her child. My older sister not so much. But I would be a fool to piss her off though. Lmao my sisters made sure I respect the Hierarchy in the family.

  • @kaysera6566
    @kaysera6566 7 місяців тому +1

    ❤..... I had one of those babysitters, I can't eat cereal like a normal person to this day

  • @Nadjejd
    @Nadjejd 7 місяців тому +3

    I am weak!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BRKLYNBOYNYC1976
    @BRKLYNBOYNYC1976 7 місяців тому +1

    A1 story teller...

  • @williegrant3054
    @williegrant3054 7 місяців тому +3

    FLASH BACK 😂😂😂

  • @moten388
    @moten388 7 місяців тому

    😂😂😂I love this man!!

  • @jennc0945
    @jennc0945 7 місяців тому

    I've heard this story a few times and it's still funny😂😂😂

  • @reece6853
    @reece6853 7 місяців тому

    Mr. Siddiq dripped out today 🔥

  • @aquillalittle77
    @aquillalittle77 7 місяців тому

    All because you wanted that donut 🍩 Ali.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JeremyWilliams-x2n
    @JeremyWilliams-x2n 7 місяців тому

    He heard his momma pull in the driveway. 😂

  • @PhyllisRobinson-b5y
    @PhyllisRobinson-b5y 7 місяців тому

    I'm laughing so hard at Ali . I'm crying laughing. I love u Ali. I can listen to you over and over again. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤. U can't miss Ali video. Cause he going too have u laughing so hard 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @tauraatkins2096
    @tauraatkins2096 5 місяців тому

    I’m going to get in trouble listening to you at work 😂I’m in here laughing tooo much and you know people don’t like it…they like you miserable 😩

  • @muneebshamsi929
    @muneebshamsi929 7 місяців тому +1

    man I came here for laughs and I am leaving with culture and family, thank you there was so much warmth in this I think my heart is all healed!!!

  • @MrsDaphneB
    @MrsDaphneB 7 місяців тому

    😂😂😂 I sorry that your show for Rochester NY was cancelled 😢. I was so looking forward to it.

  • @JackieE.Lewis-Bronner
    @JackieE.Lewis-Bronner 4 місяці тому +1

    Momma story! 😂😂😂😂

  • @te_the_blaccbird
    @te_the_blaccbird 7 місяців тому

    I missed this show I cant believe it 😢

  • @janicetalley6794
    @janicetalley6794 5 місяців тому +1

    I was the oldest child and grandchild and ran a tight ship. Everybody's chores were done!