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Test Your Relationship Before You Commit | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2024
- Give this a try on your Valentine's date this week. Let me know how it goes.
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Tickets: AliSiddiq.com
#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
“I got forty dollars”
“That ain’t even the tip!”
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Her situational awareness is A1. That's the type of partner you need in life 😂
Fact that she actually did spot the waiter looking at her every time means even more Ali picked the right one. 🤣
Lol
The waiter wanted to play too!! 😂😂😂
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Ali is in a category by himself, comedic genius 💯👏🏾
thank u
Yea he’s literally just talking about his life and making it funny. I’ve heard this man tell prison stories and make it funny. Original and can’t be duplicated.
@@okiedokie2557 i totally agree
First time I watch him That actually confused me..because he takes what's supposed to be dark prison stories...and makes it funny...that's talent😂💥💥@@okiedokie2557
This Dude is growing at the speed of light..........and he gets funneir every show he does.😂😂😂😂😂😂
i've heard this story before, but this delivery and crowd control is excellent
I did too because me & my friends use to do this in the restaurants in the early 80s 😅😅😅😅
I believe it was when he did the Comics To Watch or something like that. It was about 8 or 9 years ago.
I just wanna know how much you tipped the waiter because he understood the assignment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂that's why his son whispers and is sneaky... Daddy... Lol😂
😂 my boy said I would have left her but she had my keys
Yea this dude is my favorite comedian now lol
Lmao stop playing so much sir, we scared 😂😂😂
Man I would have been outta dere like he told me to when he said it boo 🤣🤣🤣. Ignored the heyell outta that waiter. Car runniiiin 😘
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So between you & Hassan mama that’s why he be whispering Mr. Siddiq 😂😂
Good one!😂
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You k ow I thought about that too lol
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I was thinking the same thing😂😅
The willingness to help is what counts
Comedy is definitely your calling Ali ❤❤ we love you!
Gotta admit at least she tried😂 waiter was watching like a hawk
Man Ali is just a master at delivery. Had a chance to see him in ontario he does not miss.
The way he tells the story is just so natural.
15 years in... still in love. Its a beautiful thang
“Thts definitely enough time”🤣🤣🤣 All seriousness though Blessings to y’all that’s Beautiful 🥂🥂🥂🥂
😂😂😂😂, That poor woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whenever Ali whispers, you already know it’s about to be a GOOD follow through 😂😂😂😂
The way you set jokes up and deliver is up there with the best of them. You are truly gifted at comedy
Shalom-Salute! She had the outlook, lookout on point! Team Player!! Lol😂!
I can't wait to see you in Savannah 😂😂😂😂😂. So talented
When?🎉
He's coming to Georgia??!!!
This is one of my favorites!!!!!! They watching me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤩😍❤️
Crazy plot twist😂😂😂
Ali man why is your comedy so relevant to my life?? Not me askin my girl if she’s dwn to skip out after if this bill too high, we went in & it would’ve happened just like this but the Valentine’s Day special menu started off at $95 per person with a wait time of 40 mins to a hour. she said he’ll nah & we left😆😆
My favorite comedian!
Expensive taste on your treat!!! 🤣Being the man you are you paid the bill!!!👍
Awe hell naw she paying her shet. I pay mines
@@siftknife761Lol that's not even a date then you could have just went out with your homie. You don't take a date to places you can't afford unless both are in an agreement that its not a date. Then y'all pay separately lol.
@@shabrethajennings7291 you know you a gold digger with that response. You said that like you knew what u was talking about. The point of a date is to get to know the other person not worry about if I can afford it or not. No shet I wouldn't take any betch any place I know I can't afford but that's never a problem. I'm not taking no betch no where fancy or expensive in the first place if she ain't already my bottom betch or high rider(cowgirl style). Now if it's a birthday I'm willing to pay for it or I might cook for her instead. Cause I just don't feel like going out to eat for something I can easily make at home. If she thinks a man's a man cause he paid her meal she ain't the one for me. Hell we don't need to go out to eat on the first date anyways many other places we can go to like a park. Bitches be entitled these days. And I ain't no simp y'all got to earn your keep just like we do
@@shabrethajennings7291 you know you a gold digger if you said all that bs. If you ain't my bottom betch and high rider (cowgirl style) I'm not paying your meal. A date is for getting to know the other person not worrying if I can pay their fuking side of the bill. I can afford anything I want don't get it twisted. She can pay her own damn bill just like you can. I rather not go to restaurants if woman gonna be entitled just like you sound. We can go to the park and get to know each other. Once I'm done with you. I'm taking myself out to eat. If you just some bird off the street I'm taking you somewhere to get something off the $1 menu. We not going no where expensive or fancy on the first date. You ain't earned that yet
💯 Wisdom right there 😂😂 Perfect Timing too #254🇰🇪
Got me over here laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely adore you Ali. Continued Blessings ❤
😂😂😂 every time she got up I looked at her ahh
" I walked outside, I'm gone"😅😅😅😅
He said my thang got the nutty buddy!
Lawd I've watched this multiple of times 😂😂
Oohhhh shiiitttt I didn’t know this is actually How I Met Your Mother for Hasan god damn😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 that waiter is funny
❤😂😂😂❤ Love your sets. I would've told you who was watching 👀 as well..
Now that you speak of it I did this 2 a woman i was talking from my former job she said u aint going nowhere❤❤❤❤❤
Been with mine since 96, we been through the whirlwind for sure.. he was my first BUT despite all the growing pains, I realised that love was my power and there was nothing he could do for me not to forgive him and likewise.. it's crazy, but it's real and it's 💯
Test to see if you're with a criminal. Got it 😂
Thank you. You seem to be the only one that realizes that this is not a good "test" of her loyalty to him to be complicit in stealing from a restaurant and second one or both of them could have been arrested bc some restaurants dont play dine and dash and will call the cops!
We found the people who have never been in a ride or die relationship. He already paid the bill. The point was to see if she would ride or die with him if they were ever in a criminal situation. How are you ever gonna know if she is the Bonnie to your Clyde, if you don't test her? Oh wait, you'll find out the day she betrays you. Amateurs.
@@oslonorway547 😆 🤣 😂 don't get in criminal situations broke boy
@@dadon4157 I'm wealthier than your past and future generations, kiddo. But nice try. 😎
@oslonorway547 I never said you were poor. 😆 criminal restaurant advice is a broke boy activity. You're OK with criminal activity, obsessed with money, and responding to me. 😆 ✌️ 🚫
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s me… I couldn’t do nothing like that 😂😂😂 Huhlarious 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This was so funny 😂😂😂
Gotta go see my boy when he come 2 NC
I luv me some him❤😂❤
Yo speaking facts 😂
I talked to my homeboy about this and he said it’s corny but now I think I’ll do it
i pulled this all the time.. lol 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely Adore him
I love watching you! I hope someday to see you live!
😂😂😂😂 best stories
Shout-out to the waiter, he's the true hero in the story!
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Sir, you just don’t understand your impact! I’ve had a very emotional day, yet this video gave me joy & laughter! Thank you!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
LMAO! I like her!!!
^5 helluva YT recommend...dude you and chris rock need to collab a tv show together with the wayans family crew
Man my dawg coming to Jacksonville 😮 june 7tg we will be there
Dude so funny man 😂😂
Right on 😂
😂😂😂😂 I get up walk outside
😂😂she said it😂😂
Bomaye, Ali, bomaye 🙌
I’m with you 😂😂😂😂😂leave
I’m down!!!🤣🤣🤣 #mygriot
Can't wait to see you in North Carolina next month 😂
which city and day?
@@AliSiddiqComedy Raleigh March 30
😂😂😂 i cant with Ali Siddiq.....
😂 they watching me
I remember my ex and I were at Hooters and it was time to pay the bill. He said, “Here’s what we’re gonna do. You go to the bathroom and “faint”. I’m gonna rush back there and pick you up like a hero and everyone will be so distracted by the commotion that we can just glide right out the door.” We laughed about it then he paid the bill 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 I can’t
Willie G’s!!
Facts 😂
Couldn't have been me. I would have been outside in the car ready. Lol
I would have been watching and they would have watched me go out the door. Lol he said walk, that mean we both get outside.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ali is a Fool
I only laugh with him 😅😅😅
But we also was in the same position where he asked me to order what I wanted and he sweating like mad after I ordered food 😂 luckily I had money so it wasn’t a thing.. can’t believe this happened to you too.. fast forward to now he got me so it’s all good.. ❤😂
Hilarious
This fool is a legend & dropping gems
I'm definitely coming to see you my birthday twin 10/17
My husband did that it’s yoyr day whatever you want I took the mortgage car note . He Smiled)
Good one lol
See you again in Cincinnati, my brother!
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She lucky you funny 🤣🤣🤣❤O I love you🤣🤣🤣
Imma Always Choose Me Over You!!! Know It
LMBO....I would have left before U!
All B/c I DON'T look good in orange!🤣😅🤣
Saw this same skit on tiktok the other day
My thang, my thang😂😂😂 Ali😂😂😂
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Testing 1_2
Test them before and during
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LOL
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Shit, lol i tested a guy. I had my ex pull a knife out, he guy i was dating split, he ran!
Name of this stand-up????
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Lol, I tried testing, a guy pulled a knife and he ran!
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I’m confused on one thing when the waiter said “y’all woulda been gone” does he mean gone as in he would’ve caught y’all or gone ass in y’all could’ve left