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  • Опубліковано 12 лют 2024
  • Give this a try on your Valentine's date this week. Let me know how it goes.
    Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on UA-cam
    Tickets: AliSiddiq.com
    #TourDates:
    Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
    Aug 9-10: Omaha
    Aug 16-18: Madison WI
    Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
    Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
    Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
    Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
    Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
    Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
    Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
    Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
    Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
    Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
    Sept 28: DENVER, CO
    Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
    Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
    Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
    Oct 19: Jackson MS
    Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
    Oct 26: Charleston SC
    Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
    Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
    Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
    Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
    Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
    Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
    Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
    Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
    Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
    Dec 14: CLEVELAND
    Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
    Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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    Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
    People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

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  • @nathanelliott7897
    @nathanelliott7897 5 місяців тому +319

    “I got forty dollars”
    “That ain’t even the tip!”
    😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @cheekynative
    @cheekynative 6 місяців тому +495

    Her situational awareness is A1. That's the type of partner you need in life 😂

  • @OverworkedITGuy
    @OverworkedITGuy 6 місяців тому +866

    Fact that she actually did spot the waiter looking at her every time means even more Ali picked the right one. 🤣

  • @fontainelebrock345
    @fontainelebrock345 6 місяців тому +449

    The waiter wanted to play too!! 😂😂😂

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 6 місяців тому +201

    Ali is in a category by himself, comedic genius 💯👏🏾

    • @AliSiddiqComedy
      @AliSiddiqComedy  6 місяців тому +22

      thank u

    • @okiedokie2557
      @okiedokie2557 5 місяців тому +10

      Yea he’s literally just talking about his life and making it funny. I’ve heard this man tell prison stories and make it funny. Original and can’t be duplicated.

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X 5 місяців тому +1

      @@okiedokie2557 i totally agree

    • @ExotikBand767
      @ExotikBand767 5 місяців тому

      First time I watch him That actually confused me..because he takes what's supposed to be dark prison stories...and makes it funny...that's talent😂💥💥​@@okiedokie2557

    • @chisalachanda9038
      @chisalachanda9038 5 місяців тому +3

      This Dude is growing at the speed of light..........and he gets funneir every show he does.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TENRAN432
    @TENRAN432 6 місяців тому +262

    i've heard this story before, but this delivery and crowd control is excellent

    • @LoveConquerz
      @LoveConquerz 6 місяців тому +6

      I did too because me & my friends use to do this in the restaurants in the early 80s 😅😅😅😅

    • @kee3000
      @kee3000 5 місяців тому +9

      I believe it was when he did the Comics To Watch or something like that. It was about 8 or 9 years ago.

  • @GiftsbyChosen
    @GiftsbyChosen 2 місяці тому +19

    I just wanna know how much you tipped the waiter because he understood the assignment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juicienyad7582
    @juicienyad7582 2 місяці тому +11

    😂that's why his son whispers and is sneaky... Daddy... Lol😂

  • @dubtube2823
    @dubtube2823 6 місяців тому +82

    😂 my boy said I would have left her but she had my keys

  • @rjonesy3480
    @rjonesy3480 2 місяці тому +17

    Yea this dude is my favorite comedian now lol

  • @tammiebaby21
    @tammiebaby21 6 місяців тому +187

    Lmao stop playing so much sir, we scared 😂😂😂

    • @rhondasday
      @rhondasday 6 місяців тому +11

      Man I would have been outta dere like he told me to when he said it boo 🤣🤣🤣. Ignored the heyell outta that waiter. Car runniiiin 😘

    • @MechanicalheartbeatRPM
      @MechanicalheartbeatRPM Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @jgmommy2815
    @jgmommy2815 6 місяців тому +224

    So between you & Hassan mama that’s why he be whispering Mr. Siddiq 😂😂

    • @cleaningcrew6657
      @cleaningcrew6657 6 місяців тому +7

      Good one!😂

    • @jgmommy2815
      @jgmommy2815 6 місяців тому +1

      @@cleaningcrew6657 🤣

    • @gawainfraites7994
      @gawainfraites7994 5 місяців тому +5

      You k ow I thought about that too lol

    • @jgmommy2815
      @jgmommy2815 5 місяців тому

      @@gawainfraites7994 🤣🤣

    • @Jae3811
      @Jae3811 3 місяці тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing😂😅

  • @tamikahayden2947
    @tamikahayden2947 5 місяців тому +45

    The willingness to help is what counts

  • @beverlyobasiolu
    @beverlyobasiolu 6 місяців тому +72

    Comedy is definitely your calling Ali ❤❤ we love you!

  • @Raijin1770
    @Raijin1770 5 місяців тому +29

    Gotta admit at least she tried😂 waiter was watching like a hawk

  • @LA-213-
    @LA-213- 5 місяців тому +26

    Man Ali is just a master at delivery. Had a chance to see him in ontario he does not miss.
    The way he tells the story is just so natural.

  • @marcusmiller7138
    @marcusmiller7138 6 місяців тому +84

    15 years in... still in love. Its a beautiful thang

    • @1N3SOUL
      @1N3SOUL 5 місяців тому +7

      “Thts definitely enough time”🤣🤣🤣 All seriousness though Blessings to y’all that’s Beautiful 🥂🥂🥂🥂

  • @TW4165
    @TW4165 5 місяців тому +23

    😂😂😂😂, That poor woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lexy231
    @lexy231 5 місяців тому +8

    Whenever Ali whispers, you already know it’s about to be a GOOD follow through 😂😂😂😂

  • @karlinwilliamson9329
    @karlinwilliamson9329 5 місяців тому +9

    The way you set jokes up and deliver is up there with the best of them. You are truly gifted at comedy

  • @jahudahyisrael8001
    @jahudahyisrael8001 6 місяців тому +16

    Shalom-Salute! She had the outlook, lookout on point! Team Player!! Lol😂!

  • @paulahandy7420
    @paulahandy7420 6 місяців тому +62

    I can't wait to see you in Savannah 😂😂😂😂😂. So talented

  • @SugaBee
    @SugaBee 5 місяців тому +8

    This is one of my favorites!!!!!! They watching me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤩😍❤️

  • @2C2G
    @2C2G 6 місяців тому +59

    Crazy plot twist😂😂😂

  • @javonteshavers4388
    @javonteshavers4388 6 місяців тому +7

    Ali man why is your comedy so relevant to my life?? Not me askin my girl if she’s dwn to skip out after if this bill too high, we went in & it would’ve happened just like this but the Valentine’s Day special menu started off at $95 per person with a wait time of 40 mins to a hour. she said he’ll nah & we left😆😆

  • @trapt29
    @trapt29 6 місяців тому +11

    My favorite comedian!

  • @cookiecookie8829
    @cookiecookie8829 6 місяців тому +28

    Expensive taste on your treat!!! 🤣Being the man you are you paid the bill!!!👍

    • @siftknife761
      @siftknife761 6 місяців тому +1

      Awe hell naw she paying her shet. I pay mines

    • @shabrethajennings7291
      @shabrethajennings7291 5 місяців тому

      ​@@siftknife761Lol that's not even a date then you could have just went out with your homie. You don't take a date to places you can't afford unless both are in an agreement that its not a date. Then y'all pay separately lol.

    • @siftknife761
      @siftknife761 5 місяців тому

      @@shabrethajennings7291 you know you a gold digger with that response. You said that like you knew what u was talking about. The point of a date is to get to know the other person not worry about if I can afford it or not. No shet I wouldn't take any betch any place I know I can't afford but that's never a problem. I'm not taking no betch no where fancy or expensive in the first place if she ain't already my bottom betch or high rider(cowgirl style). Now if it's a birthday I'm willing to pay for it or I might cook for her instead. Cause I just don't feel like going out to eat for something I can easily make at home. If she thinks a man's a man cause he paid her meal she ain't the one for me. Hell we don't need to go out to eat on the first date anyways many other places we can go to like a park. Bitches be entitled these days. And I ain't no simp y'all got to earn your keep just like we do

    • @siftknife761
      @siftknife761 5 місяців тому

      @@shabrethajennings7291 you know you a gold digger if you said all that bs. If you ain't my bottom betch and high rider (cowgirl style) I'm not paying your meal. A date is for getting to know the other person not worrying if I can pay their fuking side of the bill. I can afford anything I want don't get it twisted. She can pay her own damn bill just like you can. I rather not go to restaurants if woman gonna be entitled just like you sound. We can go to the park and get to know each other. Once I'm done with you. I'm taking myself out to eat. If you just some bird off the street I'm taking you somewhere to get something off the $1 menu. We not going no where expensive or fancy on the first date. You ain't earned that yet

  • @alexanderchepkiyeng
    @alexanderchepkiyeng 6 місяців тому +21

    💯 Wisdom right there 😂😂 Perfect Timing too #254🇰🇪

  • @angeliquesoul6719
    @angeliquesoul6719 6 місяців тому +8

    Got me over here laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ginacherebin1106
    @ginacherebin1106 5 місяців тому +4

    I absolutely adore you Ali. Continued Blessings ❤

  • @Deem_The1
    @Deem_The1 6 місяців тому +12

    😂😂😂 every time she got up I looked at her ahh

  • @TheLovely990
    @TheLovely990 6 місяців тому +15

    " I walked outside, I'm gone"😅😅😅😅

  • @erikapayne9348
    @erikapayne9348 6 місяців тому +3

    He said my thang got the nutty buddy!

  • @luvme2
    @luvme2 2 місяці тому +2

    Lawd I've watched this multiple of times 😂😂

  • @Whoiskimb
    @Whoiskimb 5 місяців тому +5

    Oohhhh shiiitttt I didn’t know this is actually How I Met Your Mother for Hasan god damn😂😂😂

  • @FendiMindy
    @FendiMindy Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂 that waiter is funny

  • @DarrieDen
    @DarrieDen 5 місяців тому +3

    ❤😂😂😂❤ Love your sets. I would've told you who was watching 👀 as well..

  • @4pokketwalkerhomebaby153
    @4pokketwalkerhomebaby153 2 місяці тому +2

    Now that you speak of it I did this 2 a woman i was talking from my former job she said u aint going nowhere❤❤❤❤❤

  • @opal2610
    @opal2610 3 місяці тому +1

    Been with mine since 96, we been through the whirlwind for sure.. he was my first BUT despite all the growing pains, I realised that love was my power and there was nothing he could do for me not to forgive him and likewise.. it's crazy, but it's real and it's 💯

  • @dadon4157
    @dadon4157 6 місяців тому +35

    Test to see if you're with a criminal. Got it 😂

    • @rosej5029
      @rosej5029 Місяць тому +1

      Thank you. You seem to be the only one that realizes that this is not a good "test" of her loyalty to him to be complicit in stealing from a restaurant and second one or both of them could have been arrested bc some restaurants dont play dine and dash and will call the cops!

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 10 днів тому

      We found the people who have never been in a ride or die relationship. He already paid the bill. The point was to see if she would ride or die with him if they were ever in a criminal situation. How are you ever gonna know if she is the Bonnie to your Clyde, if you don't test her? Oh wait, you'll find out the day she betrays you. Amateurs.

    • @dadon4157
      @dadon4157 10 днів тому

      @@oslonorway547 😆 🤣 😂 don't get in criminal situations broke boy

    • @oslonorway547
      @oslonorway547 10 днів тому

      @@dadon4157 I'm wealthier than your past and future generations, kiddo. But nice try. 😎

    • @dadon4157
      @dadon4157 10 днів тому

      @oslonorway547 I never said you were poor. 😆 criminal restaurant advice is a broke boy activity. You're OK with criminal activity, obsessed with money, and responding to me. 😆 ✌️ 🚫

  • @veeisher
    @veeisher 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s me… I couldn’t do nothing like that 😂😂😂 Huhlarious 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @vonniboo12
    @vonniboo12 3 місяці тому +2

    This was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @paperchaser7046
    @paperchaser7046 2 місяці тому +1

    Gotta go see my boy when he come 2 NC

  • @samanthagreen5535
    @samanthagreen5535 6 місяців тому +6

    I luv me some him❤😂❤

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 6 місяців тому +5

    Yo speaking facts 😂

  • @Sportsgrid_
    @Sportsgrid_ 6 місяців тому +3

    I talked to my homeboy about this and he said it’s corny but now I think I’ll do it

  • @GDMK227
    @GDMK227 Місяць тому

    i pulled this all the time.. lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @mars6272
    @mars6272 6 місяців тому +5

    Absolutely Adore him

  • @hhairball9
    @hhairball9 6 місяців тому +7

    I love watching you! I hope someday to see you live!

  • @royalbillionsmusic
    @royalbillionsmusic 6 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂😂 best stories

  • @james.mukuria
    @james.mukuria 4 місяці тому +1

    Shout-out to the waiter, he's the true hero in the story!
    😂😂😂

  • @LSNeely
    @LSNeely Місяць тому

    Sir, you just don’t understand your impact! I’ve had a very emotional day, yet this video gave me joy & laughter! Thank you!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

  • @VisionOfThePhoenix
    @VisionOfThePhoenix 6 місяців тому +2

    LMAO! I like her!!!

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 6 місяців тому +2

    ^5 helluva YT recommend...dude you and chris rock need to collab a tv show together with the wayans family crew

  • @phatzfray0627
    @phatzfray0627 6 місяців тому +2

    Man my dawg coming to Jacksonville 😮 june 7tg we will be there

  • @rebuttallamar4668
    @rebuttallamar4668 6 місяців тому +1

    Dude so funny man 😂😂

  • @user-fh1rl7op2c
    @user-fh1rl7op2c 5 місяців тому +1

    Right on 😂

  • @godumb6038
    @godumb6038 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 I get up walk outside

  • @letashaluxuries5661
    @letashaluxuries5661 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂she said it😂😂

  • @larry6400
    @larry6400 6 місяців тому +1

    Bomaye, Ali, bomaye 🙌

  • @Omisade-kr7re
    @Omisade-kr7re 6 місяців тому +3

    I’m with you 😂😂😂😂😂leave

  • @MrsNewland318
    @MrsNewland318 6 місяців тому +11

    I’m down!!!🤣🤣🤣 #mygriot

  • @dominiquepolk2158
    @dominiquepolk2158 6 місяців тому +1

    Can't wait to see you in North Carolina next month 😂

  • @QueenUglyDuckling
    @QueenUglyDuckling 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂 i cant with Ali Siddiq.....

  • @DemetriusPooleJr
    @DemetriusPooleJr 5 місяців тому +1

    😂 they watching me

  • @courtnmoopsmama
    @courtnmoopsmama 4 місяці тому +1

    I remember my ex and I were at Hooters and it was time to pay the bill. He said, “Here’s what we’re gonna do. You go to the bathroom and “faint”. I’m gonna rush back there and pick you up like a hero and everyone will be so distracted by the commotion that we can just glide right out the door.” We laughed about it then he paid the bill 😂😂😂

  • @haz3ls
    @haz3ls 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 I can’t

  • @everetthudson4741
    @everetthudson4741 2 місяці тому

    Willie G’s!!

  • @ELI323
    @ELI323 6 місяців тому +1

    Facts 😂

  • @docexplorations9768
    @docexplorations9768 2 місяці тому

    Couldn't have been me. I would have been outside in the car ready. Lol
    I would have been watching and they would have watched me go out the door. Lol he said walk, that mean we both get outside.

  • @williegrant3054
    @williegrant3054 6 місяців тому +10

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ali is a Fool

  • @caratinawaiters2590
    @caratinawaiters2590 6 місяців тому +1

    I only laugh with him 😅😅😅

  • @opal2610
    @opal2610 3 місяці тому

    But we also was in the same position where he asked me to order what I wanted and he sweating like mad after I ordered food 😂 luckily I had money so it wasn’t a thing.. can’t believe this happened to you too.. fast forward to now he got me so it’s all good.. ❤😂

  • @junglis074ever
    @junglis074ever 2 місяці тому

    Hilarious

  • @AudiomoeTV
    @AudiomoeTV 5 місяців тому +1

    This fool is a legend & dropping gems

  • @kingshakablulu
    @kingshakablulu 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm definitely coming to see you my birthday twin 10/17

  • @SharonSmith-kl2hw
    @SharonSmith-kl2hw 4 місяці тому

    My husband did that it’s yoyr day whatever you want I took the mortgage car note . He Smiled)

  • @PayyTimee
    @PayyTimee 5 місяців тому

    Good one lol

  • @fjohnson3967
    @fjohnson3967 6 місяців тому +3

    See you again in Cincinnati, my brother!

  • @akil4124
    @akil4124 4 місяці тому +1

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @user-zr8gk5ui2d
    @user-zr8gk5ui2d 6 місяців тому +1

    She lucky you funny 🤣🤣🤣❤O I love you🤣🤣🤣

  • @anisezettecarey2448
    @anisezettecarey2448 6 місяців тому +1

    Imma Always Choose Me Over You!!! Know It

  • @sharonjackson9081
    @sharonjackson9081 4 місяці тому

    LMBO....I would have left before U!
    All B/c I DON'T look good in orange!🤣😅🤣

  • @mrcdvs
    @mrcdvs 6 місяців тому +1

    Saw this same skit on tiktok the other day

  • @Omisade-kr7re
    @Omisade-kr7re 6 місяців тому +1

    My thang, my thang😂😂😂 Ali😂😂😂

  • @SammieSoSubmissive
    @SammieSoSubmissive 6 місяців тому +1

    🖤🖤🖤

  • @laylay8425
    @laylay8425 10 днів тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @deep153
    @deep153 4 місяці тому

    Testing 1_2

  • @kristalliiite6408
    @kristalliiite6408 6 місяців тому +1

    Test them before and during

  • @love2sing20
    @love2sing20 20 днів тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @g4mrplays
    @g4mrplays 4 місяці тому +1

    LOL

  • @BlvdTodd
    @BlvdTodd 6 місяців тому +1

    🤣🤣👏🏾🤣🤣

  • @ladoramccall4837
    @ladoramccall4837 4 місяці тому +1

    Shit, lol i tested a guy. I had my ex pull a knife out, he guy i was dating split, he ran!

  • @forexworld9245
    @forexworld9245 6 місяців тому +1

    Name of this stand-up????

  • @williemcmeans1696
    @williemcmeans1696 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @ladoramccall4837
    @ladoramccall4837 6 місяців тому +1

    Lol, I tried testing, a guy pulled a knife and he ran!

  • @jamelldevans9326
    @jamelldevans9326 6 місяців тому +1

    🍿🤣

  • @qtay5355
    @qtay5355 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂🎉

  • @isaacfernandez9381
    @isaacfernandez9381 5 місяців тому +1

    🤣

  • @uncutfandu3179
    @uncutfandu3179 Місяць тому

    I’m confused on one thing when the waiter said “y’all woulda been gone” does he mean gone as in he would’ve caught y’all or gone ass in y’all could’ve left