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My Kids Need to Appreciate My Money | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 2 січ 2024
- I parent how I was raised, FEAR and TERROR! Domino Effect 3 & 4 out NOW on UA-cam
Tickets: AliSiddiq.com. #TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
Ali is quickly becoming my number 1 comedian
No cap
he’s one of the best out right now. name one that’s coming with this much material that’s FUNNY
@@cBetweenTheLines I’m can’t seriously I relate to him like no other
His story telling is on another level. I could listen to his jokes all day.
@@katlap3101hey katlap, mind if I clap your kat?
"I said, Hey....That's as light as it's gon' get" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
$4700 dollars somebody better be smiling , I hear you😂😂😂
Facts!! The audacity of them to not be enjoying the money that was spent for them to enjoy the greatest place on earth 🤣🤣
LIKE RIGHT! Like WRITE that number out $4,700 (four thousand, seven hundred dollars) for those who missed it.
I wanna know how he did it so cheap! We spent that on TWO adults! He need to share his tips!
I’m over it!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg we just got back I literally had this conversation with my kids. “Yo these Black Suburban Kids with hood parents are something else”
Facts!!!
😂😂😂 and my momma use to say, "I ain't one of your little friends"
Brother Ali I hear you. I was a single mother. I put fear in my son to listen and stay out of trouble. Now he's 38 works and takes care of his son. Love how you checked your children. ❤❤❤❤❤
It’s important. I got beat. I don’t condone beating. It was abuse. You know, blood, bruises, CPS. That kind of thing. But even with my history I think it’s a mistake not to spank booties if needed. Spank the backside, with an open hand, mind you. These kids have lost their minds and I really believe that’s part of the reason.
You did better than my baby momma. She beat my son until he finally beat her then she moved out of the home and left him there. Now he's a junkie. She refused my help, only wanted money and wouldn't let me or my family see him til 18. She died last year at age 54 from untreated stage 4 cancer. Karma.
@@MickeyJaymz Wow
@@MickeyJaymz let that lady rest in peace.
@@laqueenamarshall3827no. She don’t deserve it
"Heeeyyyy...thats the lightest its gonna get" LMAO facts
Brother Ali is slowly creeping into my top 5 fav comedians of all time 🤙🏽🫰🏽🤟🏽
I feel you on that. I had to put him in mine. They don't really have many better at this point
Going assume haven't seen it all because should be real fast! LoL
This dude is hilarious love his content. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mama was just like that and now I look at her with my daughter and just watch her let my baby get away with shit that would get me choke slammed through a windshield
Smh ikr! And you sit there and watch this happen in disbelief, like who is this 👀😐🤔
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Not the windshield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I heard my son tell his grandma ( my mother ) that he wouldn't eat the rest of the food on his plate. I don't mean he said "no grandma I can't eat another bite", his belligerent ass yelled and said he wasn't going to eat anything except some pizza.
So, this may not seem like a big deal. I just know I told my mother once when I was about 6 that I couldn't finish my plate after she had told me twice, and then she closed fist punched me in the right eye twice for it. It ain't my fault she put so much food on my plate, she knew I didn't eat much.
My son got his little attitude from the neighbors kid , he learned that from him when he stayed the night the previous night, he's never said that shit since or before.
My grandma, my mother, just smiled and said "well someone get this baby some pizza then!" as she went on to dump his plate of food into a Tupper thing.
I had to tell people I fell down the stairs for a week and a half. I'm white, by the way, for those who are picturing otherwise.
@@thomasmitchell4128 😮
😂😂😂 @ the way Ali sets up a joke. Cause he had me at SUCKER JUICE 🤣
HEY? That’s the Lightest it’s going to Be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I ❤ me some Ali comedy. My Daddy was NEVER MY FRIEND. HE WAS the Fear of the world for me that’s why as a woman I fear NOBODY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good for you. Parents are supposed to be parents, not friends. I wanted so bad to go to Disney all through my childhood. I got there a month after I got my first car, when I was 26. It was a 36 hour drive, and it was worth the wait. I bought an old Kermit The Frog green VW camper, and camped on a tiny piece of pavement at Disney World. Thought I was in heaven.
Social media has taken away the beauty of anticipation for children, but not the wonder of waiting and watching Ali Siddiq on UA-cam.
Did you ever make it inside Disney world??
@@WrappedinhisgloryYeah, the camping area was inside Disney, so we didn’t have to pay as much as for a hotel.
@@Caperhere OK. I understand now. Wow. Cool
@@Wrappedinhisglory Their camping sites were like tiny paved driveways, but the setup was as organized as a Nazi work/ death camp.We had access to every form of transportation. Probably to prevent drunk driving messing up insurance requirements. There were low key entertainment areas in the hotel bars. They closed early and had. every kind of transportation available to drive you back to your campsite.
We bought a 3 day pass. I didn’t realize tohey were life long passes. We stayed 2 days, and I gave my one day leftover pass to a stranger on the way out. I hope they used it.
This a sitcom I could watch! Give this man a show!
I second that! 💪🏾✌️🏾
No fr
Reminds me of Denzel in Fences.. "Boy i don't have to like you. What law says i have to like you?" Lol... I showed my kids that scene.
Fear and Terror !!! Children will have fun now I bet🤣spending my money you better have fun!!!
The frustration is real😂😂😂😂😂!!
Ali is an amazing comedian ❤❤❤❤❤
Ali...this small video has me dying with laughter its the 3rd January 2024 this is how i want to spend the year laughing tears... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That lil white boy having a good azz time 😂
Fear and Wonder are a powerful tool. 👏🏾👏🏾✌🏾✊🏿💯
I knew the f word and the mf word was coming. I felt it!!! 😂
Ali, you stand-out because you got the weight in your spirit. You bring the life to your comedy, but with that weight. I don’t know any other comedian that compares because they haven’t had something real like you. There is a thinness in there presence, but with you there is something so real, like fire. Your delivery is funny as fuck, but what I admire is your spirit. You have the dragon fire in you. Blessings
I'm from the Caribbean and that's how they parent. Me n my mom weren't friends nor were my siblings. We still don't curse around her. N we only started drinking with/around in our 20's.
Outstanding as ever Ali!! Thank you for making and sharing your videos!!
I remember growing up if me and my brother were being sour on the seldom occasion we were doing something special she’d turn around in the car and go “we’re gonna go and we’re gonna have fun god damn it!” It would always make us laugh from the juxtaposition of demanding fun 😂😂
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Looking forward to the next instalment of Domino Effect.
Both Domino Effects are awsome..But u GOT to watch his new one!!
DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER...
It's just as good as Domino Effects..I love me some ALI...
"I'd rather detest what you doing to my heart, which is weakest of faith"
❤❤❤
You bring it, every time
Ali shows feel so short. That's how good it is. When I watch the hours shows it goes by so fast
I love stand up comedy, i dont know why am just comn across this guy. He is funny as hell 😂
thank u. check on Domino Effect 1 & 2 on my page
We took the kids to disney back in 2017 i think, and it was around $3200 for flight hotel (inside the gate on the grounds of disney) rental car etc- we get epcot my daughter was 10 at the time - everyone's so EXCITED - around 5 or 6 hrs in my daughter is like MY FEET HURT MY FEET HURT- i finally look down HER SHOES WERE ON THE WRONG FEET and wanted us to carry her. im like NOPE ITS TIME TO GO! i was so mad!
You my friend have delighted me every time I've heard you, and raised my spirits.You, your story, your alchemical transformation of pain to laughter, your beautiful, brilliant, honest, triumphant Truth. Keep your loved ones close as you rise.❤thank you
It's the pep talk for me 😆😂🤣
You one of the rare comedians that would have been prolific in ANY era 💯
Not fear and terror 🤣🤣😭
Proud of you brother, been following your growth since Mexican's got on boots.
😂😂😂
As a PARENT I only have One job and it AIN’T to be nobody’s “friend” be they young or old “Offspring”.
Can’t wait to see you Ali in Detroit ❤❤❤
Mannn!!! I am planning a trip there with my child now and we touching 2K already. She better smile, skip, giggle, and have happiness of pure joy. Lol🎉🎉
HEY....thats the lightest its gonna get 😂😂😂😂😂
Me & My mother were never friends that's the truth 💯💯
🎉my teen is excited to sit down at olive garden. That's money 😅
Gets go, Ali. This guy knows how to tell a story with a narrative.
Watching a master story teller at work 😂
Brother Ali, you were spared in the Katt Williams burn down on club Shay Shay 😅. We love you
Ali has always been clever in his delivery. He is super funny these days. I love this style.....Bravo 😊
😢😢😮😮😮4700 damn my chest hurt
I love how your daughter is the spokesperson of the kids 😂😂😂😂🤍
This is me and my kids 100% 😂
That’s what you call a good momma 😂 Ali momma, and his children momma
The way his kids switched up 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Baaabay Listen!!!
I Betta see yo MF teeth and dimples
I feel you on that one, I was planning an annual family trip .. and although I want to go to other places too. 🇧🇸 Bahamas Orland Florida, and myrtle Beach are just the least expensive for a family of six.. my children said
Not Bahamas again. They are ungrateful and I feel unappreciated. Especially concerning I didn't take my first cruise until 35
This is the lightest!" It's going to get.
Only watched 2 specials and bruh on my top 5 list 💀😂😂😂😂
I'm a simple man. Ali posts a video, then i watch it.
Helll yes. I love it
Hahahahaha, boyy, tough love 🤣🤣🤣
"Hey, that's as soft as this gets, hey." 😂😂😂
One of the greatest 😂😂😂
Amen, brother. Amen.
Bruh as a dad of 3 I can definitely relate to that story. 😂😂
Fear and terror 😂😂😂 Yes that’s my momma
Same can’t think of a convo that ain’t feel like I was in trouble with my mom even now😂
THIS!
" Yall know how he is about his money"😅😅😅😅
This is hilarious! Keep coming with the parental stories.
this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Hispanic parents are the same way 😂. Its cool,to see how our cultures are so alike.
[...alike, amigo...]
Simone
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@@sjalusi1
What’s your problem sweetheart?
These kids be brats sometimes
😂😂😂😂😂I love you!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
😂🤣😂🤣 that’s funny!
Gotta keep them in check. I still take your advice about not turning into a short order cook for them. 👍 😂
I love everything he does.
This is gold 😂 I took my kids to Disney world and they said “that was cool” we got back home and a week later I took them for ice cream and a toy and they said “this is the greatest day ever!” I said you know what it is for my bank account too we never going back to Disney world
So happy i get to see this man in February ☺️💯
Lol man, found his stand up a year ago and was blown away by Domino Effect but when he isn't telling the same ass story I swear I'm laughing my ass off!
😂😂😂 so true.
Love it!!!!😂😂
3:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 I just got back from Disney world had a great time was my second time going took my daughter i feel you
Watched again just to hear him fuss the kids out😂😂😂😂
Yes exactly!!!😂😂😂😂
Lmao seriously tho!
Lol I love this clip. I've been in that exact same position.
What are those shoes. They 🔥
😂😂😂😂😂 FEAR!!!
I said "Hey"😂
IV had the exact same experiences with my kids.... And the same reactions lol
They got it better than me aint been to Disney but want to with my grandkids even though they grown but almost there!😂
Im surprised Netflix gives Pete Davidson a special while this guy is pure Gold.
They say my specials are too long... not gonna change
@@AliSiddiqComedy The longer the better, you are an absolute genius. Love from Romania.
I always say Disney ain’t fa kids!!! 🤣🤣😂
Oh my lord.....$4,700
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I was a spoiled brat at Disney World when I went at 12 years old… the magic hits everyone differently 😂
I'm crying laughing!!!
That was me with my twin girls that was 16 at the time, one twin had an attitude the whole time for 7 days, I told her you don't have to ever worry about me taking you any place again,I spent 3000$ on that trip, they are now 32 years old and the one with and attitude has 3 kids with a set twin with attitude...😂😂 ,pay back is a B*tch
I used to tell my son's "I'm not your friend or girlfriend" I'm your MOMMA. And dont don't try calling me by my first name!! I'm MOMMA to you😒😏😏
Yooooo The best ali got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Little badass kids tryna rat daddy out 😂
One of the best comedians of our time and Katt trying to bring him down with the most unbelievable lie yet he told on sharp podcast. How you write that man check and don't nobody know how to spell Siddiq and how you gone write that man a check Katt if you weren't there yet like you said ??
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Id like to see the whole set for sure that place looks nice
Agreed he up there 💯🤣🤣