Staying in the spare room with borrowed pajamas when your too drunk is a sign of great affection in our culture. Once we take you for a cruise in the spaceship it means you’re family 😅
This will be said and repeated for many more centuries, nothing changes, just re-arranges. Same sht different shape, some shapes look nicer, that's all.
I'm white and have yet to be assigned my spaceship. Is there someone I need to talk to about it? Should I be offended that nobody looped me in to the whole spaceship thing. Where is my spaceship, is what I'm asking.
@@Rainefaelyn I suppose, but, according to our research of Hollywood movies, we only ever seem to land in the USA. Excuse me, there's a call 📞 on the other line.. Phone Home Phone..Home.
Even more important no fightin’ words (commonly called “foul language” or “cuss words”). Or sex. Everything is sex these days, it’s like perpetual childishness.
Such a sweet demeanor. So so funny without being vulgar, I really appreciate him as a comedian. So glad I came across this, I didn't know I needed a big laugh!!
The 'wholesome police' are here ... like every other comedian is chain of offensive words ?? And there's no space for that ? ... or are you just here to virtue signal ?
@@Bayley4ever Yep, clean sets is definitely their thing. There's a lot of clean comics out there, far more than it would take for a few bars like that to have a good act every night.
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like both kinds of comedy, the more naughty, but the clean to me is harder to do. It is more inventive it seems to do a clean set. This guy has one routine about buying w**d from black or white dealers, that was kinda funny. Don't know if he could do it here I've seen other one's here that do clean stuff, but have more adult routines too.
I build high-end houses. I've done this for 15 years. Consistently white people and people from India both build houses with extra rooms because "what if someone stays the night?"
My parents didn't just have guest rooms, they had guest roome for specific guests. Other people had their own rooms in our house. My grand parents were the same way. They had guests the just lived in their house and had their own rooms.
My sons came home during lockdown and their black roommate came with them. He said that white people have been preparing all their lives for something like this so he’s coming. Needless to say his humour was welcome as was his view of life. Like the comedian said, we’re the same but there are subtle differences. Just like my immigrant family is similar but different from my husband’s fourth generation Canadian family. We have much to learn from each other. 😊
How have I never heard of Drew Thomas? It's a fresh and truthful start to true comic reality that will help us get over the racial gap that I hate so much. Thank You, Mr. Thomas.
Dont even need to watch to agree. Every white guy needs a bunch of black friends too. Cultures are like a bag of Skittles, everyone should taste the rainbow. ❤
@meepen take it easy, slow down. He said a few white friends. He's right. Everybody needs a FEW friends from another culture, color optional. Diversity is not a strength, it is a weakness, esp at scale, because it is immediately exploited by Calm Yunists who are constantly attacking America. Why? Because America's Constitutional Republic makes it look bad -- and so does the history of Calm Yunizm. All of its history. Don't be an unwitting Calm Yunist. Paz.
Well I’m from Deep South of Louisiana. I can stop you with your comment right there and say no we are nowhere near the same. We are as much different in culture as we are In color. Weddings, Funeral’s, Family Reunions, Church, Holidays all much different. Guess what? That’s just fine. Who wants to all be the same.
I was painting my spaceship last week and a brother came up asking if I had an extra seat. I had been waiting so long to find a black friend in Sweden to join my space adventures. The comedy is bringing us together!
My parents actually let strangers stay at our house while we went out of town for my brother's wedding. Came back 4 days later to a sparkling clean house and a gourmet meal on the table. Turns out dude was a 5star swiss chef on a honeymoon trip through north America. He and wife stayed friends with us for decades. Mind you this was in the 60s in BC when safety was not usually an issue. The feeding thing is real.
Once me and a coworker stopped a drunk black friend from getting in a fight. Next day he was grateful. And IMPRESSED at how fast and strong we were. He was as big as both of us TOGETHER but we stopped him. As if we were a stone wall, he commented.
@@x_mau9355 I am a city girl, so are you telling me that Uber and Lyft isn’t available in rural areas? I’m surprised. It’s seems like it would be useful everywhere. I guess if it’s an area without cel service, it wouldn’t work?
@@twatts1523 OK city girl, nice to meet you. Not all services are available everywhere.. LoL you should leave the city every now and then... and become analogical again! But the point is: when you know there are no alternatives, that's when you think it might be a good idea to bring a bike with you. Honestly I never had the problem of bringig a bike with me as in such places also policing is also somehow rare.. I'm not saying "nonexisting" but rare, in particular during the night.. the odds of getting controlled are quite low. Until now I could always drive home without any troubles. 👍
He's not lying, but it's cultural. In some European countries, if a guest likes something , you give it to them. Not crazy expensive like a Rolex, but like a mug or something. 😂❤
As a white person, I know for a fact that i've met all of these kinds of people more than once. Hell, I know that i'm the person who would make food for company, but it's pasta instead of pancakes.
Dudes so on point one of my fave things to do when drunk is make people food and if your passed out on the couch and forgot to use the blanket ima for sure put that on you
@@edithdlp8045 Yes, it does - "hair-of-the-dog.!" :-) Source: I'm a German-Catholic with Italian and Scottish-Irish roots. There's a LOT of drinkin'.!! LOL.!
2:10 i think the issue is less the skin color and more where u found ur friends, like yeah if u go in the rich block ull find rich ppl. hell im white and i dont have a canoe, neither a car….neither my own house, should i conclude all black ppl are rich becuz i met that one black dood with a nice car? i get its dry humor but i cant stop thinking of that and i laugh more becuz of how cringe it is. except the jpke up there i dont understand why he and dave have the same size, but my headcanon is, he found the hanibalfamily,
3:34 oh yeah so it was joke on the other race all the way down. wow, positive racism is apparently ok if ur skin color is darker in america, i wonder why. tell me did they check ur skin color in the entry of the comedy club? « sorry sir ur 10% » to white to enter, go next door its the white ppl « dry humor » comedy club. » 😬
Staying in the spare room with borrowed pajamas when your too drunk is a sign of great affection in our culture. Once we take you for a cruise in the spaceship it means you’re family 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
STOP. WE WHITES DON'T HAVE A CULTURE. WE ARE MULTI CULTERAL, ITS CALLED KINDNESS.
you're
This man is fixing relations one joke at a time.
For real, this is not usually my kinda jokes but yes
This will be said and repeated for many more centuries, nothing changes, just re-arranges. Same sht different shape, some shapes look nicer, that's all.
That’s a great comment about that set.
Really appreciated the positivity of that.
oh those were jokes..? 😬
He knows about the spaceship
@@masterchinese28 that's how you KNOW he really does have some white friends.... Well... Had. I'm guessing he lost his seat letting that one slip.
Uh oh guess we better make some more room, we can do better than 1 per ship 🤔
Whoever told him has lost their pancake privileges. 😂
So funny 😅
😂😂😂
"Those belonged to Dave. He's dead." LOL!
He was warned that his pants were too tight, but did he listen? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happened to Dave?
He never left. He had too many pancakes and could never leave. He liked a lot of stuff and it crushed him one night.
RIP Dave. Lol
@@procrastinator99 lol!
"He talked too much, about the spaceship!!"🤣🤣
Out of all the approaches he could've taken on this subject, he picked the most wholesome. God bless this man.
This man is funny without saying the f word 10 thousand times. THIS is a good comedian.
So what if he did ? Who cares. If thats your style thats your style. Lets stop judging people already. That's wrong. You let people be.
@@Optim40 You're a putz. Vulgarity is a lack of vocabulary.
So true 👍 great comment
@@Optim40 But. now you are judging OP... hypocrite.
Amen
I'm white and have yet to be assigned my spaceship. Is there someone I need to talk to about it?
Should I be offended that nobody looped me in to the whole spaceship thing. Where is my spaceship, is what I'm asking.
👽: I can do you a great deal on a second-hand beauty.
One owner.
Only flown to church on Sundays.
@@jasonayres Excellent! Do you deliver?
….. to Australia?
@@Rainefaelyn I suppose, but, according to our research of Hollywood movies, we only ever seem to land in the USA.
Excuse me, there's a call 📞 on the other line..
Phone
Home
Phone..Home.
Do you have a 3 car garage? If not, yours is in storage waiting.
LOL😂...yeah!! I'm wondering where my spaceship is, too! I live in a rural area with plenty of room, just no garage, to have a spaceship.
Proof a good comedian doesn’t need to yell and scream.
Great set! You have another white friend… with a spaceship.
😂😂😂
Shhh... Don't say that too loudly or Lewis Black will hear you.
@@john2g1 🤣🤣🤣
Me, too. . I only have a single garage door, so no spaceship yet. 😢
Mine is a nice late '50 model, with tail fins! A Ferengi gave me a great deal on it!
Even more important no fightin’ words (commonly called “foul language” or “cuss words”). Or sex. Everything is sex these days, it’s like perpetual childishness.
“If the moose in the road I’m ridin’ it” has gotta be the wildest thing I’ve heard 😂
Sounds very Canadian. xD
Sounds like something I wanna try when I'm drunk
@@therealaustinpowers1967alright then maybe stay away from Vermont, New Hampshire, and Canada when you’re drunk cuz those mf are mean😂
Sounds like wasted white people to me. "I bet I can surf this table in across the pool".
...and no one stop them because we all want to see it.
@@therealaustinpowers1967 that's how you end up like Dave.
Such a sweet demeanor. So so funny without being vulgar, I really appreciate him as a comedian. So glad I
came across this, I didn't know I needed a big laugh!!
No vulgarity, how refreshing 🎉
The 'wholesome police' are here ... like every other comedian is chain of offensive words ?? And there's no space for that ? ... or are you just here to virtue signal ?
this is the Utah Dry Bar. Bad language is banned from the shows. They have to do clean sets.
@@Bayley4ever Yep, clean sets is definitely their thing. There's a lot of clean comics out there, far more than it would take for a few bars like that to have a good act every night.
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like both kinds of comedy, the more naughty, but the clean to me is harder to do. It is more inventive it seems to do a clean set. This guy has one routine about buying w**d from black or white dealers, that was kinda funny. Don't know if he could do it here I've seen other one's here that do clean stuff, but have more adult routines too.
Dry bar is pretty clean comedy!
I build high-end houses. I've done this for 15 years. Consistently white people and people from India both build houses with extra rooms because "what if someone stays the night?"
As an Indian, I’m surprised that others don’t do it 😂.. we always have a bedroom that’s called the guest bedroom 😂..
I'm white. Can confirm, I have a room for guests.
It's used. Our guests seem to like it.
But we don't have PJ's 🤔
@cjpietropinto9293 you know what you need to do 😂
the economy sucks right now , where are u building these houses and for who ?
My parents didn't just have guest rooms, they had guest roome for specific guests. Other people had their own rooms in our house. My grand parents were the same way. They had guests the just lived in their house and had their own rooms.
His humor is wonderful b/c it’s full of child-like awe, acceptance, and suspension of disbelief. 🎉❤
Well said! His appreciation for everything is so wholesome :)
3:25 *_"...somebody's moon rock come up missing..."_*
I'm dead.
He already knows to just ask for it. No need to steal.
I KNOW, RIGHT.
I just love his deadpan delivery, pure gold.
I can't believe he's tellin' people about our spaceships. Dang.
Shhh. Just deny, deny, deny. And call him 🤪 😅
I told you, you can't trust them, they can't keep a secret.
For real. He didn't have to do all of that.
@@Cobalt1520 It's why we only taking one per ship, super hard to find snitch to all his friends. lol
My sons came home during lockdown and their black roommate came with them. He said that white people have been preparing all their lives for something like this so he’s coming. Needless to say his humour was welcome as was his view of life. Like the comedian said, we’re the same but there are subtle differences. Just like my immigrant family is similar but different from my husband’s fourth generation Canadian family. We have much to learn from each other. 😊
rofl!
You didn't tell him about your spaceship did you?
@@steven4315 shhhhh….
Gonna be shocking if you go to America.
And he still lives there to this day lol
The most original black world vs white world content I've heard, brill!
I know I usually hate this kind of humor because 90% of the time it’s how white people are lame and black people be cool.
Chris Rock did one many years ago. I still find it funny. It's about the only American comedy I've found funny
How have I never heard of Drew Thomas? It's a fresh and truthful start to true comic reality that will help us get over the racial gap that I hate so much. Thank You, Mr. Thomas.
My husband is black and he laughed like hell at this bit 😂😂
SORRY
are u white
“Somebody’s moon rock goes missing…”😂😂😂😂
I give things away from my house regularly when people remark on it. I love it
Yeah! After all, most of it is not going to fit in the spaceship....... so, why bother?
If I can get an invite to the cookout, I’ll save you a spot on the space ship. 😂
Drew Thomas is a great comedy and generous person. He heard I was a veteran after his show and gave me a copy of his performance on CD.
That is awesome!
Need more Drew Thomas. Still working on my spaceship.
Haaaa😂😂😂, how's that working for ya?
Pls send blueprints. TY
😵💫. Funny
My spaceship snacks are Vienna fingers, Walkers shortbread, tater tots and ginger ale.
Oh my gosh, I am cracking up laughing!! CLEAN HUMOR, too!
This man is 100 percent correct!! My Caucasian female friend was so good to me I married her. Over 6 years later we are still married.
Thats actually cool asf man wish yall the best
@@KillerGrim47 thank you
We need the full special. Love this guy
His delivery is on point😂😂😂
This guy is straight up hilarious. I will be checking out more of his videos.
He is well-versed in his craft. His delivery is on point, can't even hear him breathing when he delivers every joke and punchline
Dont even need to watch to agree. Every white guy needs a bunch of black friends too. Cultures are like a bag of Skittles, everyone should taste the rainbow. ❤
100% All it takes is one friend to destroy a racist worldview.
Agree 💯%
@meepen take it easy, slow down. He said a few white friends. He's right. Everybody needs a FEW friends from another culture, color optional. Diversity is not a strength, it is a weakness, esp at scale, because it is immediately exploited by Calm Yunists who are constantly attacking America. Why? Because America's Constitutional Republic makes it look bad -- and so does the history of Calm Yunizm. All of its history. Don't be an unwitting Calm Yunist. Paz.
This!
That's a bar...
This guy is hilarious!
🤣 As a white woman from the south I just wanted to show some love with a comment. All people are the same but we don't ALL walk in the same shoes. ❤️
Those shoes belonged to Dave. He's dead.
@@Widdekuu91😂😂😂
All people might be the same to you, but They not like Us
@@waynepantry7023 here in America we call the south east part “the south”
Well I’m from Deep South of Louisiana. I can stop you with your comment right there and say no we are nowhere near the same. We are as much different in culture as we are In color. Weddings, Funeral’s, Family Reunions, Church, Holidays all much different. Guess what? That’s just fine. Who wants to all be the same.
This was wholesome and funny. Great delivery.
Who are you to tell us what is 'wholesome'; and not ?
This man is very funny. I hope he brings civil humor back.❤❤❤❤
He is naturally funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was painting my spaceship last week and a brother came up asking if I had an extra seat. I had been waiting so long to find a black friend in Sweden to join my space adventures.
The comedy is bringing us together!
Guy's got funny light jokes and good vibes.
Dude has charisma, super funny.
Yeah, for real. Has nothing to do with black or white, everyone wants him on their spaceship, because he is a riot❤
I started laughing when I read the title! True stuff
I love smart, good, clean comedy!!!!🎉🎉🎉
My parents actually let strangers stay at our house while we went out of town for my brother's wedding. Came back 4 days later to a sparkling clean house and a gourmet meal on the table. Turns out dude was a 5star swiss chef on a honeymoon trip through north America. He and wife stayed friends with us for decades. Mind you this was in the 60s in BC when safety was not usually an issue. The feeding thing is real.
He got more humour per word than most comedian.
We are all the same in different kinds of ways.
He's great, calm and methodical. Loved the clip, want to see more of him.
Drew Thomas, you know about the spaceship?? How?? 🤣Great applause to you from Argentina! 👏
Hysterical!!! So funny and delivery is so great. Thanks for the laughs this morning Drew!
Naturally funny dude.
Now I need to watch the full set.
Holy cow, this guy is FUNNY!!! It looks like we can't be friends because I don't have a garage!!!
My mom converted the garage to a store room. 😢 And it was only a single car, so we didn't have room for a spaceship. Or I'd be gone.
Danmar, build one now.
Or maybe a carport, hmmm, prob not.
Never mind, get the Masons on board😂
I don’t have a garage but I did build a bunker with barn doors.
I have 2 2-car garages. I got you
Simple but profound.
Dude's actually funny. That's a rarity these days.
Oh crap…my gut hurts from laughing so hard. His delivery is money!!!
Now this was funny and clean!!
Pancakes in the morning lmao true
Yep, although in all fairness, that's one of the breakfast foods that keeps on a shelf for months.
This is extremely accurate 😂 I’ve always got my bike in the van for the nights I’ve had a beer and need to cycle home 😂
Once me and a coworker stopped a drunk black friend from getting in a fight. Next day he was grateful. And IMPRESSED at how fast and strong we were. He was as big as both of us TOGETHER but we stopped him. As if we were a stone wall, he commented.
You know about Uber, right? Lol
@@twatts1523 omg you're sure a city guy.
@@x_mau9355 I am a city girl, so are you telling me that Uber and Lyft isn’t available in rural areas? I’m surprised. It’s seems like it would be useful everywhere. I guess if it’s an area without cel service, it wouldn’t work?
@@twatts1523 OK city girl, nice to meet you.
Not all services are available everywhere.. LoL you should leave the city every now and then... and become analogical again! But the point is: when you know there are no alternatives, that's when you think it might be a good idea to bring a bike with you.
Honestly I never had the problem of bringig a bike with me as in such places also policing is also somehow rare.. I'm not saying "nonexisting" but rare, in particular during the night.. the odds of getting controlled are quite low. Until now I could always drive home without any troubles. 👍
please release the full set!
Drew Thomas is a CLEAN comedian ! Love it !
His delivery is great.
"Somebody's moon rock come up missing...." I'm done!🤣
He's not lying, but it's cultural. In some European countries, if a guest likes something , you give it to them. Not crazy expensive like a Rolex, but like a mug or something. 😂❤
More, please!
Too funny!
Thank you❤️
🤣🤣🤣
Saw him on a cruise allure of the seas in November of last year. Absolutely incredible.
It's true. I'll give you my lamp and make pancakes 😂
I love the restored timeline where we can laugh at ourselves and each other again.
Drew is truly a funny dude. Truly.
And you're awesome too! 4:00
I'm usually not very fond of ethnic jokes (they tend to be uncreative and lazy), but this was actually funny.
Very funny!! Im waiting on my spaceship too...paperwork takes for ever! Thanks for the laugh
"Back the car up."
Now this comedy about race that works. It takes a genius to put this together and deliver it in a manner that entertains rather than offends.
As a white person, I know for a fact that i've met all of these kinds of people more than once. Hell, I know that i'm the person who would make food for company, but it's pasta instead of pancakes.
That was class right there. Hilarious 😂
Thank you for the videos. I enjoy watching them after work. It helps me settle down and relax after a stressful day.
Never heard of this guy but hes a funny lad. Hope to see more.
RIP Dave. You're eating pancakes in heaven now.
What're you on about, he's alive.
@@vulfreyde It's a character in his routine - watch the whole video you'll have a good laugh
Just proves a great comedian doesn't need to cuss constantly to be funny just write good material!
Oh that was hilarious, love the clean comedy!
This is gold!
Very funny.
Okay who let our spaceship thing slip?
Lots of fun to listen to Drew and his material.
I had a spaceship but my friend gave positive comment on it so... had to give it away...
This guy is funny 😂😂
So true, this is why I go to my white friend's house.
As a white guy, an old white guy, I think I can find some find some space on my spaceship for this guy. I might even give him a planet or two.
Dudes so on point one of my fave things to do when drunk is make people food and if your passed out on the couch and forgot to use the blanket ima for sure put that on you
He’s hilarious… just channel surfing and stumbled upon this channel!!!
The spaceship bit is so clever. Very funny.
You gave me a good laugh. Thank you black man.
I moved and the only people I know here are black family. I miss being invited to stay overnight when it gets late, then getting breakfast
@@edithdlp8045 Yes, it does - "hair-of-the-dog.!" :-) Source: I'm a German-Catholic with Italian and Scottish-Irish roots. There's a LOT of drinkin'.!! LOL.!
ERIC,
Yes, I’ve heard the same thing. Weird as heck, stay drunk, drinking, somehow stops the hangover?😵💫😵💫😵💫
I’m in England, first time I’ve heard of this guy, good stuff ✌️
Gotta see more of Drew!! Hilarious🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
My mom had a Phillipino friend like this. If my mom said she liked something, she gave it to her. Insisted! My mom stopped complimenting her stuff!
This guy's delivery is hilarious.
Grab any empty seat, fasten your seatbelt, you've got snacks in the overhead compartment, glad to have you on board, we're leaving in 5!
"Somebody's moon rock goes missing" 🤣🤣
Drew Thomas. I will remember that name. Great 😂 set!
1:30 hahaha-wait what? 😧
2:10 i think the issue is less the skin color and more where u found ur friends, like yeah if u go in the rich block ull find rich ppl. hell im white and i dont have a canoe, neither a car….neither my own house, should i conclude all black ppl are rich becuz i met that one black dood with a nice car? i get its dry humor but i cant stop thinking of that and i laugh more becuz of how cringe it is.
except the jpke up there i dont understand why he and dave have the same size, but my headcanon is, he found the hanibalfamily,
3:34 oh yeah so it was joke on the other race all the way down. wow, positive racism is apparently ok if ur skin color is darker in america, i wonder why. tell me did they check ur skin color in the entry of the comedy club? « sorry sir ur 10% » to white to enter, go next door its the white ppl « dry humor » comedy club. » 😬