25 kilos of halva - Boris and Anatoli cooking special

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  • @LifeofBoris
    @LifeofBoris  7 років тому +5187

    IM THE GOPFATHER
    shirt here: www.weslav.com/products/the-gopfather
    and yes Weslav is my own brand

    • @k1kon145
      @k1kon145 7 років тому +12

      First!

    • @rays5073
      @rays5073 7 років тому +22

      Life of Boris NOTIFICATIOOOOON BLYAT

    • @k1kon145
      @k1kon145 7 років тому +5

      *second

    • @angogobloggian7702
      @angogobloggian7702 7 років тому +7

      Life of Boris would buy if u wasn’t so poor

    • @rvs1579
      @rvs1579 7 років тому +16

      Hey Boris. Can u possibly make more ushankas???

  • @SeanDDaily
    @SeanDDaily 6 років тому +6198

    *Western Spy:* Enough halva to last for a decade
    *Boris:* Midnight snack

    • @yunglemonakis
      @yunglemonakis 5 років тому +199

      Ok well it’s not exactly a midnight snack, this would probably last you half a day, this not 15kg blin

    • @nebs6888
      @nebs6888 5 років тому +18

      @@yunglemonakis r/woooosh

    • @yunglemonakis
      @yunglemonakis 5 років тому +123

      Maximus Corry how is it a woosh? Unless a gopnik does actually eat 15kg halva as a midnight snack. Did you not see the second half of my comment? It was ironic

    • @anaccount3244
      @anaccount3244 5 років тому +101

      @@nebs6888 r/ihavereddit

    • @kama2106
      @kama2106 5 років тому +32

      r/wooooshception

  • @axellachauve7389
    @axellachauve7389 7 років тому +3680

    soviets workers trying to beat the annual halva production record of their factory (1953 , colorized)

    • @nomecriativo8348
      @nomecriativo8348 6 років тому +4

      Leonardo Vaz Ferreira Vaz Ferreira hue

    • @nou6990
      @nou6990 6 років тому +14

      Leonardo Vaz Ferreira Vaz Ferreira isn't that kinda saying "you're from Australia so you're English"

    • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
      @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 років тому +2

      +Tasseur Lachauve If you're really from Mozambique, I think you'll like Neu Katzland Mapper's Alternate Future of the World. Sure, Mozambique is irrelevant in the first 2 episodes and is conquered by Zimbabwe in episode 3, but, in episode 8 they become independent again and this sets them on the path to being one of the most relevant and strongest human countries (I said human countries rather that countries on the World, because they eventually go to Venus and Mars).

    • @TheRussianSmurf
      @TheRussianSmurf 6 років тому

      @Leonardo Vaz Ferreira Vaz Ferreira finalmente encontro um portugues que tbm ve life of boris
      finally, i found a portuguese that also watches life of Boris

    • @jaredpittman3910
      @jaredpittman3910 6 років тому +1

      This is the first time i actually laughed at a comment

  • @akm7463
    @akm7463 7 років тому +5302

    Soviet workers producing rations for soldiers at the front (june 1943, colourised)

    • @lunokhod3937
      @lunokhod3937 7 років тому +252

      Taylor Barbieri
      There is no pay in motherland, comrade. Stalin provides for all, so there is no need for money.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 7 років тому +73

      the pay is the glory of the motherland~

    • @ZatohRondohoon3227
      @ZatohRondohoon3227 7 років тому +14

      Yo, hehe hehe Blyat!

    • @noelsoong777
      @noelsoong777 7 років тому +13

      22 june 1941

    • @randycheow5311
      @randycheow5311 7 років тому +28

      Built from stalinium

  • @karolinkiehl4097
    @karolinkiehl4097 4 роки тому +1952

    The government: Work from home
    Chemistry Teachers:

    • @gozdeozgur9293
      @gozdeozgur9293 4 роки тому +61

      "Why do i hear breaking bad openin music?"

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 4 роки тому +11

      @@gozdeozgur9293
      No sorry mate, where I live pretty much no one knows what breaking bad is
      xD

    • @gozdeozgur9293
      @gozdeozgur9293 4 роки тому +3

      @@karolinkiehl4097 all i can feel is sadness in this message

    • @gozdeozgur9293
      @gozdeozgur9293 4 роки тому +1

      @Dario Argentieri i know riiighttt

    • @adamhodges1792
      @adamhodges1792 4 роки тому

      no they cook their children

  • @DehOllie
    @DehOllie 6 років тому +4716

    I'm pretty sure I just watched 2 people slowly go insane.

    • @jubbalubby
      @jubbalubby 6 років тому +103

      DehOllie nah they are just making halva from semechki

    • @jackfenrir4975
      @jackfenrir4975 6 років тому +201

      what do you mean? I thought they were already insane from Chernobyl radiation and a metric shit-ton of vodka

    • @jehovahsfitness3151
      @jehovahsfitness3151 6 років тому +67

      DehOllie boris was already insane, but i get your point

    • @somecriticaldude4830
      @somecriticaldude4830 6 років тому +83

      Not insane, just probably nine hours of lots a vodka, hardbass, and copious amounts of kvass.

    • @DehOllie
      @DehOllie 6 років тому +44

      You mean repeatedly drinking Vodka? Repeatedly listening to Hardbass and repeatedly consuming ridiculous amounts of Kvass? Repeatedly?! What is the definition of insanity my friend?

  • @beccataylor1245
    @beccataylor1245 5 років тому +2899

    The name of this should really be "two cousins getting hammered while making an ungodly amouth of halva"

    • @thormeinke3205
      @thormeinke3205 5 років тому +136

      There is no such thing as an ungodly amount of halva, blin.

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 5 років тому +98

      Ungodly?
      That is barely enough for midnight snacc

    • @covenmorgana1571
      @covenmorgana1571 5 років тому +13

      Ungodly dafuq you mean

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 4 роки тому +56

      THATS a quality pornhub title

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 роки тому +10

      Sounds like motherland.

  • @aymanshaikh1216
    @aymanshaikh1216 7 років тому +750

    Regular people:-That’s enough to feed a whole village
    Boris:-I call that breakfast

    • @matthijsrouw4931
      @matthijsrouw4931 7 років тому +30

      Hell Hound enough to keep boris alive for around 2 hours

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 7 років тому

      When they were done, all I could imagine was this.
      ua-cam.com/video/LpXanUgokx0/v-deo.htmlm58s

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 5 років тому +1532

    "Today we are making 25 kg of halva."
    You can HEAR he's regretting this decision already. XD

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 4 роки тому +7

      & I watched the whole video non-stop and very focused 😃

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 3 роки тому +9

      Halva lasts for quite a bit and it tastes awesome too I think they are okay

    • @limbonlegs1662
      @limbonlegs1662 3 роки тому +1

      What is halva?

    • @sin.1018
      @sin.1018 3 роки тому +3

      @@limbonlegs1662 Some kind of dessert or snack.

    • @limbonlegs1662
      @limbonlegs1662 3 роки тому

      @@sin.1018 thanks

  • @nerdmysteria1406
    @nerdmysteria1406 6 років тому +3244

    Two Chernobyl scientists create uranium rods (recolorized)

    • @Xgm.
      @Xgm. 5 років тому +47

      @Brother Kotello Motherland Russia only run off of rods made from Semechki.

    • @martinsavage3942
      @martinsavage3942 5 років тому +12

      XgamerPlayz butterb(ROD)

    • @kiwicami287
      @kiwicami287 5 років тому +15

      Halva powered reactor

    • @redfong26
      @redfong26 5 років тому +6

      HEY CYKA YOU FORGOT PIEROGI

    • @anabsolutemess8850
      @anabsolutemess8850 2 роки тому

      @@redfong26Pelmeni is Russian, Piroegi is Polish

  • @Kristo99
    @Kristo99 7 років тому +304

    got an ad on this, boris finally making money not having to live off of leftover semechki shells

    • @VncleEvgene
      @VncleEvgene 7 років тому +7

      Kartul2 seeds were without shells, they came from good dealer he grows his own seeds

    • @l0l0uch47
      @l0l0uch47 7 років тому +1

      well no, now youtube is broke too

    • @drunkenwhaler9507
      @drunkenwhaler9507 7 років тому

      ShiZaW How do you know that about his seed supplier?

    • @VncleEvgene
      @VncleEvgene 7 років тому

      Drunken Whaler It's simple semichki were without shells so I knew that supplier is good and grows his own sunflowers

  • @3v3ryus3rnam3istak3n
    @3v3ryus3rnam3istak3n 6 років тому +3248

    And to this day, Boris can find sesame seeds in the cracks of his kitchen.

    • @yuio_o9084
      @yuio_o9084 5 років тому +192

      Semechki*

    • @left666
      @left666 5 років тому +92

      its semechki blyat. Go to gulag you will learn there pizdets

    • @yuio_o9084
      @yuio_o9084 5 років тому +45

      I though it was "pizdec"?

    • @yuio_o9084
      @yuio_o9084 5 років тому +23

      Eh I'm actually an Asian but I can do it. Most Asians can

    • @E.................
      @E................. 5 років тому +22

      @@yuio_o9084 why do all Asians type english
      And all Americans type Russian and Vietnamese and Japanese and german and greek and so on
      Edit: 2022 I'm 16 and going to 11th grade I was a pure dumbass and had no idea that people could speak multiple languages don't come hating 2 to 3 years late it's weird

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 5 років тому +307

    1:16 that's a true family dynamic there.

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 7 років тому +4013

    judging by the outfits this video might as well be called "Breaking Slav" starring Boris White and Anatoly Pinkman

    • @darius2640
      @darius2640 7 років тому +168

      nah, they obviously making that 99.1% chemically pure crystal chalva

    • @benjaminurra2019
      @benjaminurra2019 7 років тому +28

      Or kvass

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 7 років тому +187

      Pilot episode of Breaking Blyat 10/10

    • @noppis9752
      @noppis9752 7 років тому +37

      A n a t o l i

    • @whitespartan3436
      @whitespartan3436 7 років тому +39

      darius2640 Clearly you haven't played Life of Boris: Super Slav if you're spelling Anatoli wrong. (Yes, I am marketing for Boris).

  • @GopnikHardbass
    @GopnikHardbass 7 років тому +1255

    I can handle the distribution across Poland. Call me, big business needs to be done.

    • @senorfluff
      @senorfluff 7 років тому +26

      I'll do north-east Poland, near Ketrzyn and Olstyn (:

    • @glitched_matrix
      @glitched_matrix 7 років тому +26

      I can handle Czech Republic tovarisch.

    • @ragingrussianchef1794
      @ragingrussianchef1794 7 років тому +19

      I can spread to America while I'm here

    • @7rgrov198
      @7rgrov198 7 років тому +14

      Ill do scandinavia

    • @andreimoga7813
      @andreimoga7813 7 років тому +26

      I can offer partnership in Romania. I know guys and guys who know guys on the halva market. It's close to eternal Russia, it's avantajos.

  • @yeetuscleetus3833
    @yeetuscleetus3833 7 років тому +1046

    AMC: Breaking Bad
    Boris: Breaking Blyat

  • @humanllusion590
    @humanllusion590 5 років тому +175

    1:22 The hardbass is in sync with Boris's hand flipping the semechki and i'm living for it

  • @joshuapalma408
    @joshuapalma408 6 років тому +2842

    I wonder what was going through the minds of the people who saw boris buy all that semechki

    • @aidanyork9508
      @aidanyork9508 5 років тому +301

      TheDiamondTea [Otaku with a Aspen Wand] do you not remember? Anatoli bought it.

    • @adityatiwari306
      @adityatiwari306 5 років тому +144

      Anatoli bought them

    • @theonlytrueniko6076
      @theonlytrueniko6076 5 років тому +57

      Anatoliii

    • @DeepFriedKangaroo2
      @DeepFriedKangaroo2 5 років тому +64

      Antoli bought the семечкп

    • @ng1n369
      @ng1n369 5 років тому +206

      Seller: Why are you buying this much?
      Boris: I'm Russian
      Seller: Oh sorry to bother you sir

  • @bunko7
    @bunko7 7 років тому +1319

    "I forgot to click record blyat"

  • @idanshoval6939
    @idanshoval6939 6 років тому +1249

    Next on special 2M I want to see you making 20 liters of kompot

    • @DeepFriedKangaroo2
      @DeepFriedKangaroo2 5 років тому +15

      Rødgrød med fløde look it up

    • @kalyss4059
      @kalyss4059 5 років тому +14

      Homemade vodka!

    • @denis0216
      @denis0216 5 років тому +3

      @@kalyss4059 samogon 65% alcohol

    • @King-xg9el
      @King-xg9el 5 років тому +2

      Alcohol compot - Easy

    • @Prolesha
      @Prolesha 5 років тому +6

      So just a normal summer day for babushka :D

  • @flumpy4864
    @flumpy4864 4 роки тому +1762

    Boris “we’re going to make halva”
    Me “cool”
    Boris (dresses like he is going to make cokane)

    • @frxstylgl
      @frxstylgl 4 роки тому +54

      I thought he was goin to make a radioactive Halva using that :P

    • @m1ndfr34k3
      @m1ndfr34k3 4 роки тому +33

      Cocaine*

    • @voiceovergrey
      @voiceovergrey 4 роки тому +20

      Cocaine* but good try, funny comment

    • @septimusheikler8104
      @septimusheikler8104 4 роки тому +40

      More like meth, not Cocaine.

    • @Inhale_8632
      @Inhale_8632 4 роки тому +17

      Meth for anatoli

  • @maurithemarauder446
    @maurithemarauder446 7 років тому +412

    *Cooking with Anatoli and Boris is by far the best series*

  • @thesomnograph7278
    @thesomnograph7278 6 років тому +1014

    Live footage of the Russian Sleep Experiment

    • @sakurapossom8981
      @sakurapossom8981 6 років тому +40

      I ruined the 69 likes. I am the enemy of the people.

    • @Wowowowowow919
      @Wowowowowow919 6 років тому +8

      Holy shit that video was messed up

    • @Koweth
      @Koweth 5 років тому +12

      Jesus christ, searching it up wasn't a good idea.

    • @_dayoo3480
      @_dayoo3480 5 років тому +1

      Hahahhhahahhahah

    • @aturnedfirotent
      @aturnedfirotent 5 років тому

      Naaaaaaa

  • @Gabriel-yd4bq
    @Gabriel-yd4bq 5 років тому +369

    - What are we cooking today ?
    - Crystal halvanphetamines

  • @crittermoded
    @crittermoded 5 років тому +311

    Boris: **tapes knife to dowel and inserts into power drill**
    A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

    • @Bf86
      @Bf86 4 роки тому +8

      6:31

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 6 років тому +3720

    *Electric bill shows up*
    Boris: Oh pizdeč

    • @fatmatweedell7747
      @fatmatweedell7747 5 років тому +230

      He’ll just sell a bit of halva and a jar of kvass for the bill. Slavic culture can pay for anything.

    • @harakiri8548
      @harakiri8548 5 років тому +18

      just c bro u tryin too hard

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse 5 років тому +14

      He's a rich UA-camr. Nice blin

    • @koiiku
      @koiiku 5 років тому +34

      @@suprememasteroftheuniverse no hes poor he can't even afford a trip to poland because its expensive blyat

    • @simonescelsa
      @simonescelsa 5 років тому +68

      It's cheap energy from Chernobyl nuclear plant

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 7 років тому +256

    I fully expected Boris's babushka to burst in through the wall and batter everyone with wooden spatula until blood soaked the ceiling for their disorderly kitchen shenanigans... but I guess it was not time yet.

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 7 років тому +17

      Ah, is why you start at 22:00! Then babushka will be asleep, and you'll be free to do all the kitchen shenanigans you wish! Until 6:00, then she will be awake and is time to stop doing shit before she gets the Rolling Pinovitch out and kills you.

  • @deanmilos4909
    @deanmilos4909 6 років тому +666

    2 soviet soldiers going crazy while cooking food rations in trenches circa 1943 colourized

    • @penapvp2230
      @penapvp2230 5 років тому +9

      There is no such thing as trenches in Russia during WWII, only T-34s and vodka blyat!

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому +4

      @@penapvp2230 there were, in Leningrad and Stalingrad, but apart from those two holy cities, there were virtually no trenches

  • @allanjuntilla7993
    @allanjuntilla7993 5 років тому +612

    Imagine someone accidentally walks in their apartment doing this lmao neighbours might think they're making explosives

  • @apatoxic
    @apatoxic 7 років тому +217

    You sacrificed 1 full day where you could do all sorts of things to make halva......thank you for your dedication,did not regret subscribing :)

    • @bria289n8
      @bria289n8 7 років тому

      D3DZZ CHANNEL me too

  • @luca3976
    @luca3976 7 років тому +76

    Imagine somebody who doesnt knew this channel randomly gets to this video and sees 2 guys in white overalls cooking weired stuff to electric music xD

  • @pabloe3734
    @pabloe3734 7 років тому +283

    Next video: Workout with Boris (how to lose 20 kilos of halva fat)

  • @sauceman5671
    @sauceman5671 4 роки тому +2680

    They started wearing the 2020 outfit 2 years early

  • @kitonja_2315
    @kitonja_2315 7 років тому +160

    Omg they started at 16:09pm and finished at 1:16am! Boy that must be a true powerfull slavic halva!

    • @evancinker7015
      @evancinker7015 7 років тому +2

      Kitonja _231 13hrs of halva making

    • @santiifm
      @santiifm 7 років тому +9

      ha nerd isnt it 9hrs and 7 minutes?

    • @williambraxk4132
      @williambraxk4132 7 років тому

      9 hours if they started at 16 and ended at 1

    • @kitonja_2315
      @kitonja_2315 7 років тому

      Lemurakk hahahahah, true that 😂

    • @user-wz5qw2cy8v
      @user-wz5qw2cy8v 7 років тому

      ha nerd you're so smart

  • @i_smell_pestilence0499
    @i_smell_pestilence0499 5 років тому +1226

    Me: Is the x ray machine gonna hurt me?
    Docter: No, its completely harmless.
    Also docter: *Dressed up as Boris and Anatoli*

    • @milkymilsy
      @milkymilsy 5 років тому +23

      *doctor

    • @koka_pepsi
      @koka_pepsi 5 років тому +42

      You can get radiation poisoning from an x-ray, but only if you use it like 10 times a day

    • @covenmorgana1571
      @covenmorgana1571 5 років тому +8

      *доктор

    • @doomtrooper3184
      @doomtrooper3184 5 років тому +9

      @@koka_pepsi then... Bring the vodka because, well, it works in The Zone (a true slavic reference)

    • @rahotaza7828
      @rahotaza7828 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooo blyat

  • @creamy8933
    @creamy8933 6 років тому +734

    So this is what caused reactor 4 “accident”

    • @101_skeleton6
      @101_skeleton6 4 роки тому +3

      Did you forget about this video and comment?

    • @philipm.peterson9292
      @philipm.peterson9292 4 роки тому +3

      Your crimes are known, the council will decide your fate.

    • @drasticmeaning5592
      @drasticmeaning5592 4 роки тому +3

      Reactor overflowed with halva

    • @creamy8933
      @creamy8933 4 роки тому +2

      101_skeleton Wait what happened? I’m scared

    • @creamy8933
      @creamy8933 4 роки тому +2

      Karl Marx Oh no...

  • @c2lredstone946
    @c2lredstone946 5 років тому +349

    1:15 can't stop replaying

    • @dart-1923
      @dart-1923 4 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @liviucarciu7894
      @liviucarciu7894 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 4 роки тому +15

      Fucking UA-cam's double ad bs.
      I click bring timestamp cuz I was already passed it, and I was curious and it just goes "ah yes timestamp, time to practically completely reload the video to sneak on an extra 2 unskippable ads!"

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 3 роки тому +1

      @@gravemind883 use adblocker

  • @chungusthe3rd838
    @chungusthe3rd838 7 років тому +378

    Is this "Breaking Blin"?

  • @kara5518
    @kara5518 7 років тому +1618

    Only true slavs watch this without skipping anything in the video.
    We now demand the 9 hour unedited footage of the cooking uploaded for a REAL challenge!

    • @vonHannersdorf
      @vonHannersdorf 7 років тому +53

      9 hours unedited version pleeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Nevatis_
      @Nevatis_ 7 років тому +46

      True Slav just dances along the whole time

    • @GodplayGamerZulul
      @GodplayGamerZulul 7 років тому +19

      And upload it in 25% speed so when we go on UA-cam, we could watch it in 1/16th the speed.

    • @vagasigergo7797
      @vagasigergo7797 7 років тому +9

      When i first watched, i didn't skipped. Now watching for the third time, still didn't skipped ;)

    • @zuella4682
      @zuella4682 7 років тому +26

      Why would anyone skip this masterpiece

  • @draekalloy3673
    @draekalloy3673 7 років тому +304

    Soviet chefs preparing war rations.
    (Soviet Union, 1942) (Colourised)

  • @unclebobsbrokenfordf2508
    @unclebobsbrokenfordf2508 5 років тому +310

    Anatoli: flips around funnel
    Boris: hits it mid flip
    Anatoli: grabs pan or something and tries to hit Boris

  • @enkay303
    @enkay303 7 років тому +408

    they started in 4pm and finished in 1am... holy stalin...

    • @mariededkova603
      @mariededkova603 7 років тому +36

      That's dedication!

    • @Vvtism
      @Vvtism 7 років тому +31

      What if they started at 4am and finished at 1pm????

    • @durrantmiller8810
      @durrantmiller8810 7 років тому +10

      opa blyaaat do you know how to read 24 digital clocks?

    • @David_Blake91
      @David_Blake91 7 років тому +5

      opa blyaaat watch the timer in the owen. It shows if it was AM or PM.

    • @Yzerbruh
      @Yzerbruh 7 років тому +3

      *David_Blake* Assuming that it is set correctly.
      Emperically speaking it is pretty common for people to not give a shit about AM or PM. I even know some people that have digital clocks that go up to 23:59 and have AM and PM switched, EG at 4 AM it reads 16:00 instead of 4:00. It's mostly caused by a fuse blowing out, the clock resetting to 00:00 and then setting it 'correctly' without going through the effort to set it 100% correctly.

  • @The_Alumil
    @The_Alumil 7 років тому +163

    That is enough halva to double the weight of a small child.
    Pure gopnik.

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 7 років тому +5

      Alumil boris will have eaten all of it by the next week

    • @wackyruss
      @wackyruss 7 років тому +1

      This the most Slav thing I've heard in a good while! Spaciba!

    • @CYXXYC
      @CYXXYC 7 років тому

      Babushka's dream for her vnuchok

  • @lordofcabbage8778
    @lordofcabbage8778 7 років тому +144

    Boris I love the shit you do but i love Anatoli for hid pure loyalty. That kind of friendship is special, treasure it please.

    • @fonzo9405
      @fonzo9405 7 років тому +16

      LordOfCabbage they ain't friends. *THEY SLAV COUSINS!*

    • @connormac4401
      @connormac4401 7 років тому +10

      *SLAV COUSINS*

    • @pigpork1248
      @pigpork1248 3 роки тому +5

      SLAV COUSINS

    • @tyl3r336
      @tyl3r336 2 роки тому +4

      *SLAV COUSINS!*

  • @henryzhang3961
    @henryzhang3961 5 років тому +99

    6:31 superior soviet enginering

  • @swagg3r_souls485
    @swagg3r_souls485 6 років тому +717

    The Russian sleep experiment, 1932 colorised

    • @jjrveintidos3407
      @jjrveintidos3407 5 років тому +25

      Swagg3r _Souls A PERFECT COMBINATION OF SLAVNESS AND CREEPYPASTA!!! GOOD JOB COMRADE!!!

    • @swagg3r_souls485
      @swagg3r_souls485 5 років тому +5

      The Scarletchan cheers comrade

    • @swagg3r_souls485
      @swagg3r_souls485 5 років тому +4

      POOPIE IS MY MAIN yea good point

    • @luciasoosova2182
      @luciasoosova2182 5 років тому +3

      It is alive!

    • @ChlorinatedPond
      @ChlorinatedPond 5 років тому +4

      CREEPYPASTA IS MY LIFE!!!
      -For the love of Germany-

  • @llrs5866
    @llrs5866 5 років тому +211

    Anatoli in the thumbnail looks like he's wearing a tutu

    • @llrs5866
      @llrs5866 5 років тому +7

      @@thedude___dude4399 haha.

    • @plarizedpinklemnz6964
      @plarizedpinklemnz6964 4 роки тому +25

      Anatoli the Pretty Princess.

    • @smugwendigo5123
      @smugwendigo5123 3 роки тому +12

      Gopnik princess

    • @kroxel6185
      @kroxel6185 2 роки тому +1

      Anatoli fan girls always finding him cute lol (but I am not disagreeing blyat)

  • @Denis-yz5dq
    @Denis-yz5dq 7 років тому +2177

    Boris is T H I C C

    • @TashJansson
      @TashJansson 7 років тому +302

      wait until he gets through all that halva

    • @goku445
      @goku445 7 років тому +107

      120K Kcal CYKA

    • @alientitimilk9073
      @alientitimilk9073 7 років тому +28

      you are G A Y

    • @bbob5050
      @bbob5050 7 років тому +93

      that's just the slav look you wouldn't understand

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 7 років тому +167

      needs to put on weight for long slavic winter.

  • @theminnesotan592
    @theminnesotan592 5 років тому +59

    Total time spent cooking and decorating (according to back clock): 8 hours almost on the dot from 4:15 pm to 1:15am.
    Wow just wow. Thank you Boris.

  • @lunokhod3937
    @lunokhod3937 7 років тому +232

    Don't mind me, comrade. I'm just taking this for the state.

  • @tunamayo3587
    @tunamayo3587 7 років тому +414

    This is what the Slav bear eats before hibernation.

  • @tudythegangster
    @tudythegangster 7 років тому +321

    Breaking Blyat.

  • @oddforoddssake3751
    @oddforoddssake3751 4 роки тому +45

    One can only imagine the conversations they had on this momentous day... must be comparable to the ancient gymnasium lectures of Greece.

    • @kotenthusiast5186
      @kotenthusiast5186 3 роки тому +1

      it only gets better when you realize they woke up at 4 in the morning to make this

  • @doodlebanger4574
    @doodlebanger4574 7 років тому +200

    Fucking Anatoli wearing his dust mask on his head the whole time had me dead

  • @kharris9658
    @kharris9658 7 років тому +210

    I never thought they were serious about this.

  • @Kenny-sr4dx
    @Kenny-sr4dx 7 років тому +81

    Came for the halva, stayed for the hardbass and Boris level of semechki flipping!

  • @Pasta366
    @Pasta366 4 роки тому +102

    5:44
    Boris: Italian mode attiveted

  • @Luminite-hx3zs
    @Luminite-hx3zs 7 років тому +481

    Turn on the hardbass! Boris is here!

  • @AnonYMus-wg3iu
    @AnonYMus-wg3iu 7 років тому +242

    This is physically exhausting just watching it

  • @kevinestupinian7935
    @kevinestupinian7935 7 років тому +125

    6:33 *a weapon to surpass metal guear*

  • @Carrot880
    @Carrot880 4 роки тому +70

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that food processor.

  • @demonbot6617
    @demonbot6617 7 років тому +446

    Halva sounds more like a hardcore russian drug than a nice bit of food.
    Edit: especially with the Hazmat suit. You sure you're not cooking meth instead?

    • @unitmikey7
      @unitmikey7 7 років тому +31

      WE'RE GOING TO NEED INGREDIENTS

    • @Nedas-ef9ft
      @Nedas-ef9ft 7 років тому +15

      Dj Slimdick HALVA IS BEST THING ALIVE BLYAT well after vodka and gopniks of course

    • @Thehazardcat
      @Thehazardcat 7 років тому +9

      its also actually an indian sweet dish
      yeah.

    • @KH-vq6fs
      @KH-vq6fs 7 років тому +8

      Sidhant Sinha Halva ingredients may vary but it's pretty common in the Caucasus,Eastern Europe, Russia,C.Asia,West Asia and South Asia

    • @SlavyaninOpk
      @SlavyaninOpk 7 років тому +6

      Halva science, bitch, i mean blyat

  • @jurek.425
    @jurek.425 6 років тому +573

    First look be like:
    Omg some basement meth lab
    Looking closer:
    Naah, thats just my slav comrade Boris and drunkard Anatolij making some semechki halva blyat

    • @bery9862
      @bery9862 5 років тому +5

      Poland blyat

    • @bayraktartb2483
      @bayraktartb2483 4 роки тому

      @@bery9862 əəəəəə

    • @jurek.425
      @jurek.425 4 роки тому

      @@simp9938 holy shit i cant remember writing this commend now its got so many likes thats mad
      but yeah knowing me i put the *some* there on purpose

  • @ОлегРябинин-ч3в
    @ОлегРябинин-ч3в 7 років тому +190

    -Say My Name
    -Boris
    -You got damn right!

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 4 роки тому +589

    Her: “I bet he’s cheating on me”
    Him:

  • @jacklynch6666
    @jacklynch6666 7 років тому +211

    *Previously on Breaking Blyat*

  • @bobington1538
    @bobington1538 7 років тому +193

    This trailer to 6th season of Breaking Bad looks good.

    • @Glory264
      @Glory264 7 років тому +33

      Masrecht Sk you mean Breaking blyat

    • @Plainofices
      @Plainofices 7 років тому +5

      *_Come AlexI, we have to rush B CYKA!_*

    • @kymachim6053
      @kymachim6053 5 років тому

      I have to say them changing characters was a questionable decision but these two look promising

  • @RyanKimiam_rskiiv
    @RyanKimiam_rskiiv 7 років тому +163

    9 hours of work is true dedication, blin

  • @zakthewerewolfgaming
    @zakthewerewolfgaming 4 роки тому +60

    I looked at the clock each time and my god, 10 hours of work o.o y'all are master chefs at this point :D Keep it up, lots of love from Texas, Boris and Anatoli!

  • @armorized8119
    @armorized8119 7 років тому +856

    25 kilo halva *O KURWA*

    • @janthepan5642
      @janthepan5642 7 років тому +19

      WESTERN SPY SPOTED!
      "Kurwa" is from Poland
      Are western spyes so stupid they dont even know basics of our slav national language??

    • @kutalon
      @kutalon 7 років тому +56

      everything

    • @Adam__941
      @Adam__941 7 років тому +16

      Jan the Pan maybe... Just maybe... Hes from poland...

    • @reinismartinsons
      @reinismartinsons 7 років тому

      Mario Cela Whatever you want it to

    • @Kwadrat-
      @Kwadrat- 7 років тому +17

      Jan The Pan Poland is slav country :) Learn history and say to Boris :-Boris Polska is Western spy

  • @born_tofeel6752
    @born_tofeel6752 7 років тому +191

    After a long day of playing stalker i find boris has uploaded another masterpiece. Thank you for making my night complete.

  • @Friedel25
    @Friedel25 7 років тому +78

    no other youtuber puts so much effort in his videos than boris

  • @luzzifer713
    @luzzifer713 5 років тому +163

    Family : What are you doing in there?
    Me : Just..listening to music-

  • @stompchunkman4248
    @stompchunkman4248 7 років тому +37

    Boris should be the mascot for the upcoming World Cup, and opening and closing act!

  • @joew1509
    @joew1509 7 років тому +62

    New payday2 mission: Transport 25 kilos of halva to the harbour for pickup.

  • @HALOWEENTHER
    @HALOWEENTHER 4 роки тому +72

    Boris: "Anatoli,we need to cook"
    Anatoli: "Yeah,science blyat!"

  • @anteodak2965
    @anteodak2965 5 років тому +261

    You can see them losing their minds. Blyatiful

    • @embeddedskeleton2154
      @embeddedskeleton2154 3 роки тому +1

      When you're getting so inasane to the point you become a sadist

  • @youngroyalty7991
    @youngroyalty7991 7 років тому +1761

    Vadim Announcer Cyka : "Last time on Breaking Boris"
    King Slav Boris : "Say my name, blyat"
    Western spy : "Hardbass"
    King Slav Boris : "You are prokl`yatyy right it is "
    Idi Nahui Vadim

    • @dj3us
      @dj3us 7 років тому +4

      «Damn» translated wrong.

    • @whitetrashmusic9628
      @whitetrashmusic9628 7 років тому +4

      Ugandan Knuckles my name no joke is Vadim and I am true Slav

    • @baseddepartment1428
      @baseddepartment1428 7 років тому

      Ugandan Knuckles oh yes

    • @_drxft6126
      @_drxft6126 7 років тому +1

      German Strudel Weißt du den weg?

    • @thewitepheonix3149
      @thewitepheonix3149 7 років тому

      Ugandan Knuckles you are literally everywhere i look on youtube

  • @MelonMafia1
    @MelonMafia1 7 років тому +421

    these guys had to wear ushankas indoors for 9 hours

    • @gloriachristopher8659
      @gloriachristopher8659 7 років тому +4

      Mosin Nagant can i use you to try to kill vadim

    • @z4loko393
      @z4loko393 7 років тому +28

      Didn’t even mention the suits

    • @mento3612
      @mento3612 7 років тому +50

      Man's not hot

    • @alexb2310
      @alexb2310 6 років тому +6

      At least the slav stereotype is tracksuits and not knight armo(u)r or ballistic armo(u)r

    • @alexb2310
      @alexb2310 6 років тому

      Japanese shibe okay

  • @NaviafromtheSDR
    @NaviafromtheSDR 4 роки тому +50

    The fact that they woke up at 4am to make a sunflower seed candy makes the video even more authentic.

  • @RealDarkBlade
    @RealDarkBlade 7 років тому +27

    List of ingredients,tools and cost:
    10 kg sunflower seeds
    15 kg sugar
    2 pans, 3 cooling trays, few pots and halva resting place
    1 clock, 1 scale and 1 "scientific pouring device"
    3 blenders (min one soviet style) - non reusable
    1 mortar and pestle (necessary)
    Power drill + cement mixer adaptor
    Cernobyl protective gear (branded)
    Wages for 3 people for 10 hours
    Water, some salt and clear kvass
    $100 in gas and electricity costs
    Anatoli bling
    Equipment for hardbass
    Have I missed anything?

  • @hankster1128
    @hankster1128 7 років тому +838

    imagine if the footage corrupted

    • @fat6776
      @fat6776 7 років тому +136

      hankster112 Time to make 50kilos then

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 7 років тому +5

      hankster112 no problem do it again xD

    • @thatspookagain4030
      @thatspookagain4030 7 років тому +49

      TheDeadMeme27 not that easy. Look at the clock. Took them 9 hours to make the halva. + editing and uploading making it like 10

    • @shooters2577
      @shooters2577 7 років тому +34

      Emilio DeLarosa They’re Russian remember

    • @thatspookagain4030
      @thatspookagain4030 7 років тому +17

      The right Guy Forgot about that

  • @RottenHeretic
    @RottenHeretic 6 років тому +1222

    How many blenders lost their lives in this massacre?

    • @whenyououynehw9338
      @whenyououynehw9338 6 років тому +155

      One his name is anatoli

    • @thedevildarksoul9727
      @thedevildarksoul9727 5 років тому +4

      MasterOfMelons wassup fellow ahegao lover

    • @MistorIMan
      @MistorIMan 5 років тому +8

      "You're a true master of the melon" -CR1T1KAL

    • @m4n0fsteel23
      @m4n0fsteel23 5 років тому +11

      how many breads have you eaten in your life?

    • @a1fromdisc938
      @a1fromdisc938 5 років тому +5

      @@m4n0fsteel23 way too many

  • @RetechDragonflame
    @RetechDragonflame 5 років тому +39

    Welp, that was an ordeal.
    12:38 you both stand there looking at it like "That wasn't worth it" or "Nu, now someone has to eat it"

  • @aadviksagreiya4230
    @aadviksagreiya4230 6 років тому +658

    They took 8 hrs to make 25 kg I wonder how long they will take to eat it

    • @samed497
      @samed497 5 років тому +195

      8 mins

    • @ietsanders8793
      @ietsanders8793 5 років тому +93

      You under estimated Boris and Anatoli

    • @ietsanders8793
      @ietsanders8793 5 років тому +37

      Probbably 4 mins

    • @keiji7059
      @keiji7059 5 років тому +18

      @@ietsanders8793 no, 1 ms (millisecond)

    • @ietsanders8793
      @ietsanders8793 5 років тому +25

      They needed to go to the store to get extra vodka and kvass too you have to take that in to consideration as well

  • @mostlyghostii2409
    @mostlyghostii2409 6 років тому +145

    Where's the unedited version? I would love nothing more than watching Boris and Anatoli for 9 hours. Well except for vodka.

  • @jimmycarter1259
    @jimmycarter1259 7 років тому +28

    Congratulations from Poland and Estonian fans!!

  • @galaxy-wg1lf
    @galaxy-wg1lf 4 роки тому +56

    8:56 Soviet scientists and engineers trying to perfect the cheap telephone.

    • @cheesefart570
      @cheesefart570 3 роки тому +2

      Bro don't make fun of my Samsung Galaxy S69

  • @torao9013
    @torao9013 5 років тому +365

    Now I understand why Chernovyl exploded...

  • @millwalllover3633
    @millwalllover3633 5 років тому +204

    Two scientists overloading Chernobyl (colourised)

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 7 років тому +349

    Should have livestreamed it, I probably would have watched it had I have had internet access for the past 10 days

  • @jayl9110
    @jayl9110 4 роки тому +36

    Take a moment to realise that to do this, they had to boil 50kg of sugar.
    Fifty.
    Kilogrammes.

    • @zeldakitty9249
      @zeldakitty9249 3 роки тому +6

      I'm sorry, I know it doesn't really matter but the math was so off it really was bothering me. Simply looking at the end of the video, they wrote that they only used 15kg of sugar; that's because 25kg was the final weight of the halva, not the starting weight of the semechki. If they had used 50kg of sugar, they would've ended up with 75kg of halva. (Also, notice that it's not exactly a 2:1 ratio; he just suggests that much so you don't run out of syrup and end up with the wrong consistency. I.e. there would be excess. Even so, it would still only be 20kg of sugar that way.)

    • @jayl9110
      @jayl9110 3 роки тому +1

      @@zeldakitty9249 You're right, that's my bad. I appreciate the correction - have a great day =)

  • @1pele637
    @1pele637 7 років тому +171

    Man, that cameraman really has steady hands

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 7 років тому

      1PeLe Tagging along for comments

    • @soveitbear4307
      @soveitbear4307 7 років тому

      Same

    • @TashJansson
      @TashJansson 7 років тому +34

      sergey has been practicin'

    • @Feldress
      @Feldress 7 років тому +13

      lol they probably used a tripod for the camera because ain't no one goin' to stand right there doing nothing for like 9 hours

    • @Kenzokian
      @Kenzokian 7 років тому +57

      =====the joke=====>
      Your head

  • @Pandaplaya123
    @Pandaplaya123 6 років тому +537

    He protek, he attac, but most importantly, He drink clear kvass.

    • @jehovahsfitness3151
      @jehovahsfitness3151 6 років тому +40

      He protecc,
      He attac,
      But most importantly,
      He make 25 kg snacc

    • @MegaGullas
      @MegaGullas 6 років тому +10

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly
      He Pizdec

    • @lorin3894
      @lorin3894 6 років тому +2

      He protek, he attac, but most importantly, he make 25 kg of halva tarmak

    • @saltyfishface4618
      @saltyfishface4618 6 років тому +2

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly
      He listen to Hardbass

    • @axrah8406
      @axrah8406 6 років тому +1

      @Tony Flamingo Boris aint gopnik

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 7 років тому +188

    RIP food processor

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  7 років тому +34

      it survived. good slav technology

  • @lukabrasi001
    @lukabrasi001 3 роки тому +15

    for some reason it's so endearing to watch them do all this, there's something super wholesome in it

  • @neekusi-3812
    @neekusi-3812 7 років тому +40

    Get yourself a friend like Anatoli that is willing to spend 9 hours making Chalwa with you

  • @MartinQ-bl6co
    @MartinQ-bl6co 7 років тому +60

    My Coca-Cola turned to kvass and somehow I am wearing a track suit...

    • @MartinQ-bl6co
      @MartinQ-bl6co 7 років тому +11

      Adolf Hitler And now Adolf Hitler is replying to my comment... damn, I am tripping xDDd

    • @dragoncatsage3049
      @dragoncatsage3049 7 років тому +2

      Adolf Hitler are you here to figure out what there feeding the people on the soviet frontline other than the usual nothing with a side of glory for the motherland.

  • @adamferdian5867
    @adamferdian5867 6 років тому +90

    They make a food like making some Secret biochemical weapon🤣

  • @h04gie21
    @h04gie21 4 роки тому +10

    Cousin Anatoli went sicko mode on Boris with a wooden spoon
    reminds me of the good ol days