A skill that we all must learn. I can do it, I once fell off my bike while holding a slushy. Not a drop spilled and I wasn’t hurt. Even when I’m wasted, I stumble around the house and the only place my drink goes is my mouth
@@ace0575 you can't learn this skill easily This is a unique technique which is in every slav's blood So, increase your slavness up to maximum to get the skill блять Otherwise, impossible pizdec
Tutorial to summon Anatoli: 1.- Put bread on pan. 2.- Add garlic on top. 3.- Cover with clear kvass. 4.- Open fan packages. 5.- Sign it. 6.- You must be very aware of the Anatoli Slav Call. 7.- He might bring you a little extra. (Vodka, Semechki, Western Spy...) 8.- You must stop Anatoli from making blin. -And there it is
Anatoli: *trying to eat the paste* Boris: That is story when I first drove my car, I mean yes I was six years old but is not the license that drives... Boris: *sees Anatoli* EY!
IM BULGARIAN AND I CAN PROMISE BULGARIANS REALLY EAT A SHIT TON OF SEMICHKI😂😂 EVEN IN AMERICA ITS A THING WHERE BULGARIANS GET TOGETHER JUST TO EAT SEMICHKI AND I AM SHOOOOOOK
It's really simple but I made some of his "Babushka's Jam" out of Blueberry/Pineapple and another jar of strawberry jam....so easy, so good. I never knew!🇺🇸😎👌🇺🇸
2:37 - The card says "I am not in It for the approval" "I am not in It for the fame" "the fans" "the followers" "I am not in It for the attention" "The likes" "the views" "I am not in it for the applause" "I am not in It for anyone else" "I am a superstar" And the word superstar is crossed out
This cooking tutorial was literally what I needed! Halva is like, my favorite Russian treat. Georgia is a former Soviet country, so it still has most Russian foods as it's traditional ones, like Halva, ''Blin-s'' or whatever those Russian pancakes are called; Semichki (sunflower seeds or whatever) are also really really popular in Georgia. I eat them as snacks almost every night while reading or watching movies. *1:22* ''So what do we do with one million Semichki?'' Is the funniest thing he's ever said!
You can also do this with sesame, if you can’t find sunflower seeds in your area. It tastes completely different, but it’s the same idea, and both are still amazing.
I still don't realize how clean is that place, he throws everything on every video. If I would do that, I won't be capable of cleaning, my anxiety will kick in
There is a popular treat from Mexico that is similar to Halva, and it is called Mazapan. The difference is that mazapan is made from peanuts, not semechki, but still very good I would recommend it.
0:54 *_*SLAVIC THUNDER_** The best synonym for a russian cough, that I have ever seen XD Laughing my zhopa off from this X'DDD EDIT: OPA MAMA what the hell?! So many likes!!!
GermanEnderGirl that name is very strange. (Insert joke about German rascism here) but I will forgive this strange name cause it seems you also have good taste in games.
lol semechki is banned at my workplace because a little piece of shell got stuck deep inside an industrial saw and ended up costing the place hundreds in repairs, and if you get caught with semechki then you're suspended.
@@josephstalin1527 Comrade Stalin, we discovered a lack of faith in our bright future in this languid and skeptical capitalist. We need to make him a real brisky comrade! Should I prepare our firing squad?
After watching this video I bought myself semechki halva cause I don't own a blender. Was a bit hard to find in Poland, but I managed to find something in cyrillic, next to regular halva. And oh boiii, it's amazing. Tastes like heaven. My new favourite snack
Hey Boris i have a question. What if you have no blender? But only have mortar and a pestle. Will it do? I'm currently on end of the month financial crisis
You'll get big, strong, slavic muscles that would make babushka proud. But maybe lose a shoulder or two if you do that grind first time ever without rest.
how drunk is Anatoli?
Anatoli: davai
Да
Davai means come on in Russian
Davai actually means medicine (in hindi)
@@alexpoenaru4144 поздравляю, вы настоящий русский
@@ty_-_netupoy_ler5584 kto??? Pls you can speack english i know just a little bit rusky
I like how Anatoli can fall down without spilling his vodka.
A skill that we all must learn. I can do it, I once fell off my bike while holding a slushy. Not a drop spilled and I wasn’t hurt. Even when I’m wasted, I stumble around the house and the only place my drink goes is my mouth
Is it possible to learn this power
@@ace0575 you can't learn this skill easily
This is a unique technique which is in every slav's blood
So, increase your slavness up to maximum to get the skill блять
Otherwise, impossible pizdec
Jees Christ blyat
Of COURSE ANATOLI CANNOT SPILL PRECIOUS VODKA EVEN IF HE DOES SPILL IT HE GET SLAP FROM BABUSHKA
Tutorial to summon Anatoli:
1.- Put bread on pan.
2.- Add garlic on top.
3.- Cover with clear kvass.
4.- Open fan packages.
5.- Sign it.
6.- You must be very aware of the Anatoli Slav Call.
7.- He might bring you a little extra. (Vodka, Semechki, Western Spy...)
8.- You must stop Anatoli from making blin.
-And there it is
instructions unclear, ended up accidentaly killing boris' babushka
@@vaclavfiala3947 NU BLYAT
Instructions unclear, ended up summoning western spy(due to the fact my family is western spy band!help me komrades!)
Instructions unclear i burned cold water
@@vaclavfiala3947 N U B L I N
I love how 80% of time they are handling it like cocaine.
You act as tho it's not as good as cocaine :]
You should see the one where they make 25kg of halva. They act like they're making drugs in that one too.
@@DTux5249 better*
You don't understand, it IS cocaine.
Cocaina? No, flour.
Boris: you pour the sugar in
Anatoli: pours white something
Boris: "BLYAT IT IS SALT UROD"
I DIED LAUGHING
@CraigDevil YT Your sense of humor looks like capitalist blyat.
looks like it just doesnt exist blyat
They said: the slav meme formats cant be complete without western spies.
same here
Turns out it’s cocaine 😂
Anatoli: **calmly puts hand on boiling pan**
Russians don’t get burnt from hot stuff I found
Nah all the alchohol makes a very delayed reaction to pain
6:56
No matter how many times I come back to this video, it gets me.
it’s not on the stove
2:06
that genuine concern in Boris' voice gives me a big chuckle
NUU BLYAT
Something about how he comes in with both arms up is so comedically right haha
XDD
The part that cracks me up the most 😂😂😂 the voice crack, the frustration mixed with a slight sadness and the choice of words make it perfect
*"NU BLYAAAAT!!"*
Boris: "ay blyat, opa, mama blyat"
Me: slowly dying from laughter.
69 liker
Sameeee
Aidan Waters true
WHEN!?!?!?
@@JustxxStella 5:37
This is essentially Boris trying to keep Anatoli from setting fire to his apartment.
Exactly
Blyatful
“Anatoli has gone to the internet again” 😂
S A L T B A E I N F E C T E D A N A T O L I
5:26
He has the salt bae disease
Anatoli watched the chief called nUSRET from Turkey my blyatful country
Opa mama blyat 😂
This reminds me of this Russian guy I once lived with. He used to use a hunting knife to cut these giant blocks of hash.
Patavinity why would he cut giant blocks of hash tho
@@qualitychannel1528 To sell
Patavinity ok i thought you two were fun at parties
did he share like a comrade
Seems like a swell guy
"..."
*anatoli spills semechki*
"N U B L Y A T"
Anatoli: *trying to eat the paste*
Boris: That is story when I first drove my car, I mean yes I was six years old but is not the license that drives...
Boris: *sees Anatoli*
EY!
6:24 in case anyone wants the timestamp
@@Sillimant_ epic
:)
thanks for the repeating joke
now it’s not funny anymore
Prismate
Well fuck you too then
That soup at the beginning is something we need now since it can cure the cold and save the world.
Indeed.
if it just could cure corrupt ppl in power... this would be enough to save the world and its inhabitants ^^..
Hatchet soup
Insert roblox oof sound
@@91KP_SilentEchoes tf does pot have anything to do with shit
"Anatoli has been to the internet again" I cant breath. hahahahahaha
Hahahahahajahahahahah
just google "salt bae"
When Boris stand like disappointed mother:
1:05
5:39 Everyone at Chernobyl seeing the reactor become pizdec (Circa. 1986, colorized)
I mean you're not wrong.
Do u know what picdec means
@@nikolozloladze3850 basically it means in this context going to shit
@@nikolozloladze3850 It means 'fucked up'
Chernobyl is Ukrain
Boris : So what do we do with one million semechki?
* 30 second later **
Stop eating it! We will run out!
Bit stolen, eh?
No...
That was Boris' babushka speaking
SLAV POWA
Lol
i see why there isnt any СЕМЕЧКИ left in Bulgaria
Todor Tumbev I hope they do not find out our fields 3m tall flowers full off delicous seeds in california .
Nobody expects the gopnik inquisition!
Western foods are not worthy.
ooohhhhhh
Col. Cotton Hill no body want your genetically mangled, pesticides filled, imperialist sunflowers
Anatoli making saltbae impression
"Anatolis been to the internet again...."
Internet cost money, only Boris allowed to be on internet.
*_N U B L Y A T_*
Lol
84 LIKES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I cried🤣🤣🤣🤣
That laugh my butt off lol
2:06
The most iconic part of Boris:
*"NU BLYAT!"*
That and “VADIM BLYAT!!!”
@A Crazy Buda *xaxaxaxaxa
And BLYAT
And *B L l N*
And BAY LEAF
*Slavic Thunder*, *almost vomits*, falls over, I...bring.......semechki. i nearly shit myself lol
HOEGH KHERH!.........ey...... ........i.......bring........semechki
IM BULGARIAN AND I CAN PROMISE BULGARIANS REALLY EAT A SHIT TON OF SEMICHKI😂😂 EVEN IN AMERICA ITS A THING WHERE BULGARIANS GET TOGETHER JUST TO EAT SEMICHKI AND I AM SHOOOOOOK
6:55 nobody is freaking out over Anatoli putting his whole damn hand onto the pan with zero hesitation
Lives life in Hardcore Mode.
Have you never used a pan in your life? It radiates heat. If it was too hot to touch, he'd be able to tell.
Anatoli is made from Iron
he looks like the type of guy to do this and then punch the pan because it burned
0:55 Soviet Conscript returns to base after raiding german supply depot circa 1942
Germany didn’t have any for of supply line (that didn’t end up pizdec)
colorized
Colorized
@@russianrmkwarfare3095 colourized
@@airraid9614 I died laughing because of the pizdec part
Your cooking videos are really inspiring no joke
The ingredients for halva:
1.semiski
2.sugar
But most importantly
A drunk slav friend
But what is Semiski?
@@nidhoggstrike
It's a slav sesame bean
@@nidhoggstrike sunflower seeds I think...
You have to put the drunk friend in the batter?
@@shiroe.xandvrious3139 maybe
5:35
Boris:
“ay Blyat, opa, moma Blyat”
5:39
5:39
its crazy how boris is actually so good at cooking though lmao
It's really simple but I made some of his "Babushka's Jam" out of Blueberry/Pineapple and another jar of strawberry jam....so easy, so good. I never knew!🇺🇸😎👌🇺🇸
@@Texan_Patriot Nonono 🇳🇱🇳🇱👌👌🙃🙃🇳🇱🇳🇱
I am 11 years old i made blueberry jam almost by myself
@@robertsvitols8298 Good job!
@@robertsvitols8298 good on ya kid.
Anatoli is my inner master chef
i didnt know josuke liked slav bois
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?
@@clip3844 he DID squat like a slav at some points
And Echoes act 3's introduction was him squatting
**our*
Anatoli is my spirit animal.
tmw your spirit animal is a blender
*our
Boris video: *Starts with calm music*
Me: *Something is wrong i can feel it*
"so Boris, what happened in Chernobyl?"
"Oh things just went a little bit pizdec"
Just little bit
Greetings comrade!
3.6 pizdec, not great not terrible.
"I bring semechki" *dies*
that blender is an american spy
western*
Everyone: *Finds Anatoli cute or something*
Me: *Finds him a bit too relatable*
2:06 Replay "NU BLYAT!" cost 0 like
Now this, Is what I respect
@Golden Gopnik a legend showing respect for Artyom
200th like
Hah capitalist Spy begging for likes
Edit: Good. Now don't do that again.
Спасибо товарищ
Make vodka from potato
I want to see potato from vodka
ToothyGus Me too.
Johnson Z Jiang ...and go to crime
Boomer Bimber from Poland
No, make Potato from Vodka
🤙🤙🤙
DJ Blyatman Hello DJ! Give me shout-out? No? Okay...
DJ Blyatman tell him bout the collab you want blin
:D hello awesome shout out!
Alyshia Petrova oh shit youre here too blin
i use blin too much blyat. :c
My mom raised me eating a lot of ethnic foods because my family roots reach all over the globe but I SWEAR halva and baklava are the best!
1:20 I like how he opens and tastes it like a bag of coke 😂
It's slavic coke.
blank fuck off, racist
Cocanium
@@JacktheFireEater did they delete their comment
5:42
*I thought they filled up the whole pot with sugar*
Ngl i did to
Me too😂
Too
And why?
Same
can we just appreciate the R2-D2 scream at 4:23
Omg so fck true blyat
Nope thats just the machine
@@iliasszennati173 good job you have eyes
lmao i loughed so harrrd
@@iliasszennati173 bruh
5:28
Anatoli is literally imitating Salt Bae.
He's Been To The Inter-Nyet Again...
2:37 - The card says
"I am not in It for the approval"
"I am not in It for the fame"
"the fans"
"the followers"
"I am not in It for the attention"
"The likes"
"the views"
"I am not in it for the applause"
"I am not in It for anyone else"
"I am a superstar"
And the word superstar is crossed out
Naw it has Adidas stripes
This must be his verse when he started UA-cam.
This is why we love Boris
Me: How drunk can you be-
Anatoli: *da comrade*
Drunk Anatoli is my spirit animal.
I laughed so hard when anatoli came in.
me too
It reminded me of my croatian grandpa
CHEEKI BREEKI i see you everywhere 😂😂
I got a whole army of cheeki breeki mans, squating and commenting on every slav videos.
I BRING SEMECHKI
This cooking tutorial was literally what I needed! Halva is like, my favorite Russian treat. Georgia is a former Soviet country, so it still has most Russian foods as it's traditional ones, like Halva, ''Blin-s'' or whatever those Russian pancakes are called; Semichki (sunflower seeds or whatever) are also really really popular in Georgia. I eat them as snacks almost every night while reading or watching movies.
*1:22* ''So what do we do with one million Semichki?'' Is the funniest thing he's ever said!
Cool down semechki with everything you have
Anatoli: **uses vodka bottle**
is vodka cooling
Vodka cooled computer remember
Semechiki is sunflower seeds right?
@@togiisuperheavytank yes, it is sunflower seeds, ничего что поздно отвечаю?
@@sadkyoya6283 thanks
Adidas stands for: All Day I Dreaming About Squatting
Why dream about squat when you can do squat blyat
what if in anti-squat western spy country?
Christian S just squat like real slav
More like All Day I Drinking and Squatting.
*all day i dream about squating
no reason for grammatical error
friendly boris : come on try it! It's easy
Anatoli : trying
boris : "Nu BLYAT"
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Wtf is jajaja
@@tvsmart8296 It is "hahaha" in Spanish
@@tvsmart8296 hahaha but in spanish
Boris' cooking videos are the only videos on UA-cam that make me both. Hungry and nostalgic.
Never skipping a single ad on your channel! You deserve it, been watching for over a year, actually one of the best channels on youtube.
Gr3y you know skipping ads doesn't affect the revenue the channel gets
dyson burt could be, someone once told me that it does, idk
Gr3y skipping ads dont affect ad revenue if they are skippable
ppc ads charge the owner of the advertisement when you click, which has nothing to do with video of who it is on.
Google: how do youtubers make money
They get 68% of the add revenue after the add has played over 30 seconds. Avg. $0.18
Anatoli's cooking skills are goals.
You can also do this with sesame, if you can’t find sunflower seeds in your area. It tastes completely different, but it’s the same idea, and both are still amazing.
sesame is the original ingredient, from the middle east.
My YT feed is usually full of cooking vids. So I thought this was one of those. I feel like I just stumbled upon the holy grail
25 kg of halva for the masses.
Me:*watching this*
Ad:*gordon ramsay ad pops up*
Also me:THOSE WESTERN BLYAT
Boris & Anatoli make 25KG of halva blin! Double upload feels very good by the way 👍 GO BORIS 👍
"what do you do with 1 million semechki?"
eat
2:06 I died listening to Boris
5:37 "I would say, for about 200 grams *AY BLYAT O-OPA MAMA BLYAT* "
I still don't realize how clean is that place, he throws everything on every video. If I would do that, I won't be capable of cleaning, my anxiety will kick in
There is a popular treat from Mexico that is similar to Halva, and it is called Mazapan. The difference is that mazapan is made from peanuts, not semechki, but still very good I would recommend it.
There's also an Argentinean version of the mazapan, the Mantecol, also made from peanuts. Excellent stuff. Boris would love both, don't you think?
I think there's also something called marzipan, made of almonds
0:55 is that some western spy coca cola at the bottom left corner?! *I NEED EXPLANATION*
No, you are mistaken, comrade.
This is russian super slav cola, aka koka kolya.
Vadim put it there.
@@TheBigD.O Damn vadim!
No my comrades its kvass in red bottlez
@@iliasszennati173 it's actually a slav spy that came back and forgot to take of his disguise
He threw away the nice soup that can cure headache and save the world.
@sofi ko That is?
I know your 25kg of Halva statement was probably a joke, but please do it anyway as that would be hilarious.
El Greco that is actually how we do halva (or helva) for funerals in Turkey
They will need a huge blender for that :D Maybe build one out of a lawn mower?
They made 25 kg they it was basically breaking blayt
Someone once asked me what boris sounds like. I said "imagine a drunk russian Mario."
6:24 "That is story of when I first drove my car, I mean ye I was six years old, but is not the licence that drives." XD
EY!!
In Soviet Russia, cars drive you.
@@AutisticSpaceman In Capitalist America, cars drive you. Seriously though.
You literally bring me to Laughter in my sadest moments
That's memes
Same.
0:54 I'm pretty sure that was a sneeze.
No,its slavic thunder
no, it's Anatoli teleporting with Tatratea
... before it was a thing
It was a slav sneeze
No its Salvitic Thinder
@@skylinemr4229 ah yes, my mistake
awww i love your collabs with anatoli yall too wholesomeee 😩😩🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💗💗💗
In my afterschool, we had sunflower butter, it tasted like peanut butter.
We had capitalist halva.
More Anatoli please!!!
YatataDesign the brother of boris
radra1016 no, anatoli is the cousin
2:01 my cooking level-Anatoly
Anatoli*
I literally just had a mental breakdown and got into UA-cam to calm down
Boris cures my panic attacks faster than my therapist ever did
Whats a mental breakdown?
@@jointscriptits when your mind just says: "idi nahui" but sad and also panicking.
Blyat
ANATOLI IS THE BEST DRUNK BLENDERMACHINE.
Nice
do 25 kg one!!!
THE PAV SHOW better if he does
I T S O U T
Your wish was his command
Again, do not use the blender. Remember this.Or maybe your friend's name is Blender. Then use him.
Lol ahah
Cookings is like magic, blend solid, turns into liquid, mixes with liquid, turns solid
5:26 Salt Bylat
No blyat
Anatoli the blender
Asya Nigdelioglu 53746570204f6e6520436f6d706c65746520
His last name is Blender.
0:54
*_*SLAVIC THUNDER_**
The best synonym for a russian cough, that I have ever seen XD
Laughing my zhopa off from this X'DDD
EDIT:
OPA MAMA what the hell?! So many likes!!!
Me when i get back from family gatherings and have to carry the 40 boxes of food/ drinks my parents brought with us
I thought that was a sneeze! Was it a cough? XD
No, it was slavic thunder
GermanEnderGirl that name is very strange. (Insert joke about German rascism here) but I will forgive this strange name cause it seems you also have good taste in games.
oXnas_sanXo "
2:06 That part was awesome 😂😂😂 that voice crack, the anger frustration sadness and concern mixed with with the words made it perfect 😂😂😂😂
russian - halva
english - Halvah
POLISH - CHAŁWA
romainian: halva
GamingFox260 German - halva
And in Romania - rabbit cheese!
@@sakurapossom8981 You forgot we call it rabbit cheese!
Maltese- Helwa tat-Tork
Anatoli best moments:
0:55
2:01
3:12
5:18
5:28
6:29
6:56
"Fuck-ups"
2:04
5:16
Random creep this is important
Don’t forget 6:56
Halima Ismail thanks for reminding me to add that moment.
Random creep no problem comrade
Remage Skyper wrong comment
lol semechki is banned at my workplace because a little piece of shell got stuck deep inside an industrial saw and ended up costing the place hundreds in repairs, and if you get caught with semechki then you're suspended.
Hahahaha
Ouch
And then everyone clapped.
Leave work, blyat!
Bring this stuff to work instead.
I just made halva for the first time and this recipe still holds up so well I absolutely love they way if taste thanks Boris
"If your blender is sponsored by capitalism" LOL
If it was communism he wouldn't need the blender because he would have died from starvation.
@@fuckaroundandfindout3661 you dont grow to be men
without dying of starvation once
@@josephstalin1527 or a few million times
@@josephstalin1527 Comrade Stalin, we discovered a lack of faith in our bright future in this languid and skeptical capitalist. We need to make him a real brisky comrade! Should I prepare our firing squad?
With both of you anatoli makes this cooking much more interesting and hilarious
Who would win
Whole western army
TWO HALVA GOPNIKS
Is this even a question...
I knOW
only westerners slavs beat are germanic paeudo slavs
@@benpct5555 its not theres no question marks
Three halva*
After watching this video I bought myself semechki halva cause I don't own a blender. Was a bit hard to find in Poland, but I managed to find something in cyrillic, next to regular halva. And oh boiii, it's amazing. Tastes like heaven. My new favourite snack
Go for the 25 kilos!!!
+Lè Flanged
accepted
Life of Boris and sell it as if it were drugs XD
Go Boris! twenty five kilos of pure excellence!
Nate Mallard sit?... Sit??.... SIT??!!!
WHAT IS HE?! A WESTERN SPY OR WHAT?!
He should squat in full Gopnik uniform!
Y es
Hey Boris i have a question.
What if you have no blender? But only have mortar and a pestle. Will it do?
I'm currently on end of the month financial crisis
IDK :3 Use a pestle and mortar to do this and you will get stronk fast 😂
Gemma Pipe-Wolferstan
Oh ok thanks.
You'll get big, strong, slavic muscles that would make babushka proud. But maybe lose a shoulder or two if you do that grind first time ever without rest.
but if i have makitra instead, does dat make it more slav
IDK :3 then semecki and squat diet is waiting for you
“If you happen to burn your house down...
Try again” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
a common quote
@@mynaemsophie yup
@@dhstudios9879 very common quote as he said it atleast twice
0:58 I.....bring......semechki........ Blyat Anatoli is always drunk
4:24 sounds like screaming r2-d2
i get it when he gets electrocuted
Bro u have 69 like what do I do?
Boris: in the middle of a wholesome moment admiring his fan's talents.
Annatoli: I GOT SEMICHKI CYKA.
Sign of a candy bag near a house during Halloween: Take only one!
That one kid: 0:54
One million
s l a v i c t h u n d e r
I love how Anatoli tries to blend it without the blender plugged in xD