we owe banana bread an apology
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- Опубліковано 25 тра 2024
- we owe banana bread an apology, guys. It's time that we provide our long lost brother some love, in cooking with Ted. Your favorite worst cooking show.
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
Love the Pure Irish Butter usage
Thanks Mom, good recipe!
Hi Mrs Teds Mother, big fan
Thank you Lisa, very cool!
Thank you Lisa, very cool!
Thank you Lisa, very cool!
I love how he genuinely sets out to make a recipe and doesn’t fuck it up
I want to eat it after so
@@TedNivison Fair enough
Except he doesn't know what creaming is no homo
@@lapeez2277 I like how you said no homo
I would like, but it’s lucky 777
jokes on you, i had banana bread yesterday
:o
ratthew rattem me too tho... it was fuckin great
I did the 420 u happy?
Jokes on you I’m eating it while watching this video
Jokes on you, I'm eating banana bread I just made
Imagine someone walking into “I think these bananas were racist. Take that racist bananas. You’re being turned into bread”
my cat did. Like exactly at this point of the video he came and looked at me weird
What a great joke. 10/10 would laugh again
MY FUCKING NURSE DID
why do i get so excited when youtubers have the same cooking utensils as i do. every single time. it's the most mundane possible thing to get excited about, but my tiny ape brain sees something familiar and just _latches_ onto the single recognizable object like it means something that i have the same mass-produced item as a person on the internet.
anyway, i have those plates. pretty cool.
Yoo I got those plates too
I get excited when I see local brands
As a baker this video gives me the same feeling of fear one might have when they dare to look upon the eldritch gods
When he melted the butter I physically recoiled
@@hsimone I was yelling at my screen
Ted Nivison= Khaos
@@PhoenixTwoFiftySix na Ted is Cuthulu
This comment is very inspiring
I don't understand why you don't have more subs, this is the type of content UA-cam was originally created for
Thank you! Appreciate that
Wow, what a high quality comment, that is a like from me good sir.
I agree 100% youtube does not acknowledge the good content, such as this. But rather the absolute shitty filth that ends up in someones recommended feed with 41m views. Where videos like this deserve those subs and views way more.
Honestly, that’s true
He doesn't need more subs, he has reached the perfect number
Canon: every time Ted says “milk” the milkman inside rises from the depths of his tortured soul
This video is a year old yet I still use it to make banana bread because it is way more straight forward than most cooking channels
same
Still using this recipe? I just hope you don't use Ted's method of creaming the butter and sugar
Probably better to google a couple recipes to compare than using any form of video tbh. Videos are good for techniques of specific parts of a recipe, but cooking channels are absolute jokes when it comes to actually teaching you how to make good stuff.
Yeah I still use this, haha
And don’t worry I certainly know better!
once again, your cooking videos are way easier to follow than most cooking channels.
Well that’s good to hear lol
@@TedNivison help help
Hepl help
@@TedNivison help help Hepl help
@@TedNivison help help
Hepl help
@@TedNivison help help Hepl help
Hearing the knife hit the table as he cuts whilst I'm actively being presented with a clean cutting board sitting in the background is the stuff of nightmares
“I slammed my finger into a door the other day, so that was a really bad choice.” It was a choice??
Ted really went and found his hat just to have only one word to have it on. This man is so underated because that shit was hilarious
Ted seems like someone with a low iron level.
what the fuck does that mean, I cannot be the first person in seven months to ask this question
Bearcat Ben less than average amount of Fe in the ole bloodstream
@@lightlysaltedgreenbean8706 completely answers my question bro thanks
Bearcat Ben Humans have have some iron in our blood, and if you have a low iron level then you have less iron in your blood than the average person
@@lightlysaltedgreenbean8706 I know but how do you see that on a youtube video? even doctors don't catch it like that
“These bananas were probably racist.”
*_Rasist solving buildings entered the chat_*
ilyOrcwhal what are you fucking trying to say
Rasist... Ok
"Take that, racist bananas."
-Ted Nivision, 2019
Never had banana bread in my life, but Ted is makin a damn good point
This is what I’ve been saying
Ted Nivison I’ve never had banana bread shut up it’s bad
@@tommygun5177 how could you know its bad
TOMMyGUn 1809 you're cucking about, fool
Theres no difference of store bought or homemade but i if you make homemade put chocolate chips it worth it.
“but this wisk is so ˢᵐᵃˡˡ”
-Ted Nivison, 2019
I love the array of mysterious guests that show up on Ted's channel once and then disappear into the void I guess. Oh and then there's Moses.
It’s called involving any of my college friends when someone was available haha
@@TedNivison Ah makes sense lmao
9:44 literally the pufferfish carrot meme in a diffrent form
Almost as much as I respect your banana bread, I respect your loyalty to Wegmans, aka the superior grocery store. You have my approval Ted
never has someone been more correct than you and your statement you have made
Yall never been to R A Y S A P P L E M A R K E T and it shows.
Ray has nothing on Danny Wegman
wrong. publix is superior
@@meogiwara you must be Florida like me cause I have no clue what a wegman's is
1.2k likes and zero dislikes.
*perfectly balanced*
It was so perfect for so long
@@TedNivison I'm back from vacation I got people to drag to hell.
Like everything should be...
-thanos
@@blushymilk I like to think that your day job is being hell-spawn , of the dragging to hell type, and after you've gained enough workdays you took a vacation and at the end of it on the return flight back you saw this and your mood was ruined like "here we go again". Make them scream in agony for their sin
Well now it’s 91
I’ve never seen ted laugh that hard until he shoved banana bread into his friends face and I love it
Me: clicks on this for banana bread
ted: welcome to the g a u n t l e t
Take a shot of milk every time Ted says banana
Thanks, I died
That’s a lot of calcium
Derputy my bones are steel
Derputy fuck I’m milk drunk
Take a shot of bread
omg my mom was talking about banana bread today and it reminded me that I never finished this video so here I am again omg
jazzlekat gods plan
@@citricc9067 I think you mean Lords Sceme
"Subscribe to callmecarson"
**Internal screaming**
Saying that only Sourdough and Banana Bread should be the only breads to exist is Garlic Bread erasure. I can’t stand for that.
You can make garlic bread from banana bread tho
Damn, someone hand this guy a whisk for grown-ups already!
Big boy whisk
@@neo-fox1185 Big boy whisk
@@jaundiceispog1017 Big boy whisk
@@omg_cat4203 Big boy whisk
from a baker, one stick of butter is 1/2 a cup, and creaming means you need soft butter, not melted
Oh :(
Sleepy Pie it’s just a simple mistake a lot of people make
lol yeah I was low-key cringing when I saw that part
Also in my experience rubber spatulas are the superior mixing tool for batter!
Bee yea they’re much better to use so you don’t over mix
Little did he know quarantine would fix the lack of nana bread less than a year later
Little did Ted know that banana bread consumption would skyrocket almost exactly 1 year later.
Please do French Toast next papi
Ted’s laugh at 9:45 makes me laugh so hard every time, he looks like he’s crying
it’s so adorable 😭
He looks like hes in pain XD
Ted: "I've seen videos of creaming"
Me: "Me to Ted me to"
its weird watching this in 2020 after schlatts spyparty vids have come out and all i can hear is
"banana bread."
nobody:
Ted: *Tries making cream with melted butter and suger*
Also Ted: *Some how succesfully makes the bread*
Leaving the butter uncreamed makes a denser (objectively better) bread
Kishibe Rohan Wow, will keep this in mind when I try making banana bread.
Yea how did that work??
@@carwyn3691 hot takes from FireFox
Also got the measurement of butter wrong
this is easily my favorite video on this channel
the chaos of this man is like that of eldritch horrors. he IS chaos. also we're makin banana bread
I got really hungry for Banana bread watching this. So naturally, I paused the video, made Banana bread and came back. Now I watch the rest of it eating banana bread.
The banana is now l o a f e d
It is A S C E N D A N T
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
YOIKES the corson bit really stings now huh.
CallMeCancelled 😔
This recipe video slaps, and the background music makes me feel like a Prussian emperor looking over a newly unified German country, while I enter a war with France over the Rhineland
I’m ok with banning most kinds of bread but you get your DAMN HANDS OFF MY GARLIC BREAD
Garlic bread? For some reason garlic "bread" sounds weird to me, the only garlic "bread" I have eaten was hard. So I just called it garlic toast
@@fangsoffuego for it to be toast it would have to be cooked once to make it bread and then you'd have to cook it again to make it toast
dude i got some banana bread at work today dude
hell yeah
dude my mom always said if you wait good things will come to you, and today dude, i got some banana bread HELL YEAH
Dude like dude, dude bro dude like dude uhh dude i mean like dude
@@yourmom9283 dude
0:35. As a immortal and omnipotent being, I haven't eaten banana bread since mesopotamia.
I have those same plates! They're from my grandfather and I swear they're from a supermarket in the 50's that handed out dishes if you spent a certain amount of money
The Milkman: “I don’t discriminate”
Also the Milkman: “WhOlE mIlK iS mY nUmBeR oNe MiLk”
When did ted become a food youtuber? And why do I love it
Lol im gonna be doing a variety of stuff other than food
@@frogge9526 What the fuck?
3:37 he sounds like a dad trying to be cool because his children like anime
3:05 You nearly filled me with unholy rage, but quelled my anger in the last moment
"You may think that the bananas are dead, *BUT THEY WILL BE BORN ANEW* "
Aaron is a very professional DP he is excellent he is beautiful i recommend him
9:43
We need a compilation of Ted force feeding his friends
This being a full year before the lockdown banana bread peak is truly something. I believe that Theodore Nivison was the originator of the trend. Thank you for your service Ted.
Not first because of cursed Carson
Jude Hackworth and coop
Yeah, like wtf
4:20 damn, can't even escape onision on this wholesome family friendly cooking video huh
Haha, funny number
Watching you cut frozen bananas with no cutting board was a visceral and upsetting experience
This is the video that made me make banana bread for the first time. I never ate banana bread before, they don't serve it here anywhere.... It was very delicious, thank you Ted for bringing this masterpiece to my attention!
9:43
Aaron was like:
"is this how i die"
But Ted, what about lemon bread? We can’t outlaw lemon bread.
Big Boss111 I am not gonna lie, your profile pic gave me a spook at first glance lol
@@evanmurphy5874 hope on the wignat wave
Big Boss111 dude I thought your profile pic was a swastika.
@@CatastrophicTV it is a variation boomer
warnakat do you know what boomer means?
I just love coming back to these videos every now and again.
My mom makes banana bread every year around Christmas, so I'm not missing out on good ol' banana bread :)
idk about you guys... i love banana bread
This was genius in every possible way
Banan bred much better with choccy chips.
Adds melty goodness to great bread.
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No, I don’t think I will...
i was looking for this comment
I am *unsubscribed*
@@maxd9472 me too, still follow his socials to see if he ever rises from the dead like the Undertaker
I heard he’s getting the help he needs and he’s doing better
@@disappointment1372 he recently "accidentally" posted on his twitter. after remembering everyone hates him he deleted it and posted one saying to ignore the first one then he deleted that too.
Phenomenal
Also no dislikes after a day he's to lovable.
How did you even find a whisk that small ted im impressed
i fricking love you and your cooking videos, how does it always turn out so nice
i think this video is showing up not only because i started watching you more, but i’ve been baking unreasonable amounts of banana bread this month. i’ve even memorized the recipe
me also realizing this is the same recipe i use
With this level of cooking, I prophesy that you will rival Gordon Ramsey in 23-29 years.
It’s been 4 seconds since I’ve had banana bread
Too damn long
It’s now been a year and four seconds
Ted Nivison videos have a special quality where they just rip me out of this dimension into a very special one. I really enjoyed seeing the banana bread process and those tall mugs of milk! How do these cooking videos always turn out well
The chaotic energy here is lovely.
My mom puts chocolate chips into her banana bread and it makes it even better
Ur mom sounds cool
That sounds delicious
3:57 When your doctor finishes the circumcision.
this hits a little but too hard
My roomate's grandma always makes banana bread and he always brings it home and its ALWAYS amazing
Thank you for making this video, I was in the middle of a meltdown and this made me happy. Thank you Ted 💖
As always, great vid!You're very funny and also the editing makes it even more hilarious.Nice to see that your upload schedule is regular.
This is currently premiering it hasn't even started and yet I already know I'm gonna have an enjoyable experience
are
are we gonna talk about how he put his milk hat on when he read "milk" or no
Yeah we can sure
can we appreciate the fact that ted used a pan to mix his dry ingredients instead of a bowl
"Guy records himself making banana bread for 11 minutes because he felt like it"
I feel zucchini bread has been slandered and forgotten.
I feel that too
Bro I fucking love zucchini bread
Bro I fucking hate zucchini bread
They kinda taste the same to me
Idk if it’s part of the classic recipe but we always put mini chocolate chips in and it’s so fricking good 😌
Ted can make the most simplest of videos and still somehow make it enjoyable
One raises and one spreads. Baking soda is it's own thing, ( careful not to use the cleaning kind) and baking powder is baking soda mixed with cream of tartar.
"I've seen videos of creaming..."
love this shit keep it up
I’m still in awe at how his cooking videos always turn out well.
I love seeing ted full on crack out laughing.
The fact that he didn’t know how to measure the butter means that he has never baked anything by himself or at all wtf
Ted: “check it out. it’s...
*LoAfEd.”*
Why do I watch these videos high it just makes me feel even higher
Watching this as a baking and pastry student makes it so much funnier than it already is 😂😭😭
One stick of butter is 1/2 cup
i hope whoever invented banana bread is having a good day wherever they are
Showed this to my mom and she enjoyed it but was also very anxious at your techniques
that's why my bread never comes out right, I always forget they have to be FLOOR bananas.