How To Make Pumpkin Pie: The Wrong Way
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- Опубліковано 22 жов 2019
- Extra spooky halloween October episode where I am ruining pumpkin pie, wahoo cooking with ted is a thing now isn't it, happy fall people
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About Ted Nivison:
Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
“he speaks in *BOLD*” - this fact kills me every time he talks
Everything about Ted is just kinda in *BOLD*
Only in *BOLD*
Ted is *bold* itself
THATS SOOOO TRUE
KIZUATO oh my god he does
i was playing this on my grandma’s tv and she said that you were a “handsome young lad”
@Regular Slime agreed
Ted should feel honored
E Muñoz get some of the molasses next time!
this comment was so wholesome until I clicked 'view 5 replies'
this comment was so wholesome until I clicked 'view 6 replies'
life goals: be like ted's baking. mildly to moderately unprepared, but still turning out okay
That sounds like all of the tests ive ever had in school
That's less like a goal and more a symptom of living
Roy Inc. f.ccn xx had tzch
I mean that's what happens with all my tests and assignments at school so I guess I have succeeded in life
Mildly? Moderately at best
Pumpkin: "oh don't turn me into pie!"
Ted: (in bold) *too late, you're gonna be a pie*
i read this as he said it
he sounded like Carl wheezer
@@traviswood1572 i too, read that at the time he said it.
@@iydie i three, read that at the dance time he said it.
how is ted capable of making a pumpkin pie the most chaotic process ever
quinn because he’s ted and everything he does is chaotic
Well, because of spooky
Only Ted Nivison can evict a pumpkin while also rubbing a blessing of canola oil sensually onto each one of them..
big lion
He is a new type of spirit
TED: we don’t have a can opener...
Also Ted: starts using a wine opener like a professional college student...
I knew those white cinder block walls looked familiar
Ted actually scares me. This man opened a can with a knife. That’s terrifying. He’s too dangerous
I think there were _definitely_ some metal shavings that came off and, subsequently, into the pie :)
I open cans (non beverage cans) with a knife, i see no problem
I once opened one with a spoon
he did curse a man to death by speaking minecraft enchanting table, so i’m not surprised
I can open a can with chopsticks
ted: buys pie crust bc making it is too much effort
also ted: literally makes pumpkin puree from scratch
He coulda made a crust while the pumpkin was roasting.
First time I read that, I thought you put snatch and I laughed so hard!
i literally love how ted doesn’t even look like he’s trying, but it ends out gorgeous anyways
He has experience with killing pumpkins
Tbf, you would have to try really hard to fuck a pumpkin pie up.
She says "ends out"
@@trashbaglarry943 combined "ends up" and "turns out"
@@evanmccall9989 Then fucking pick one or the other. Both are legitimate options because they make sense. Ends out doesnt make sense.
ted has a weird sort of chaos around him. he's kind of like an old man, but without the racism
Regular Slime i’m a minnesotan, can’t relate. he hasn’t made it here yet but we will make our borders strong and hide the largest ball of twine
@@dellamarie4018 hide the milk
Regular Slime what
He’s a dad
he is like idubbz but uploads more
I never thought the man that invented “Big Lion” would make a video about pumpkin pie.
Big Lion was not created. Big Lion just is.
Big Lion created Ted so that Ted could bring Big Lion into our Dimension
King Dragmire he’s so powerful
B-Big L-Lion H-He He's so powerful!!!!!
He’s so fucking powerful....
Ted with a food processor is very intimidating, ngl.
Ted is like the real-life version of whenever they just chaotically throw shit together in a cartoon and then it comes out looking perfect.
i couldnt have said it better myself lmao
Mung dall?
HowtoBasic?
“who put spaghetti in this pumpkin”
i worry about ted sometimes
I'm sure 90% of us do
sometimes?
Either Ted is a really good cook or he pays everyone who tries his food to say something along the lines of “holy shit this is really good!”
Pumpkin Pie is just really hard to mess up if you arent making the crust yourself. Hardest part is just cooking it for the exact amount of time needed.
1:34 "we all know the drill at this point" while having a stroke
I love how he’s doing this all in a gaming chair
And on a glass table
@@dysonjb688 not using a cutting board and just chopping directly on the glass with a huge ass knife
@@bethb.3555 he's the type of chef that uses flawed techniques but has so much luck that everything still turns out ok
AeroDynamo yeah it’s like shooting an apple off of someone’s head without shooting them in the face
My man only has one chair
The fact that he’s cutting all the shit on a glass table is making me sweat profusely
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger UwU *blushes redditorially*
Its most likely tempered glass u bafoon
yeah, where tf is the cutting board, i am losing feeling in my legs im so uncomfortable
@@harvFP Tempered glass? Pfft, doesn't sound like what Ted would do.
Autismic Apple shhh
Forget the table, his hands are too close to the knife!
Instead claiming the title of “ The squash king” you should have taken the title of “The Gourd Lord”
But it is to late now, I have become the lord of all gourds
“I wanna be on good terms with your grandmas”
_cries in no living grandparents_
Same :(
it gets better eventually :(
same but i have one grandma left and she absolutely hates me 😀
Ted please return my grandmothers molasses, it is her favorite food and will only eat when she has it
please ted I can’t lose another grandma over a molasses related incident
*another?!*
Boston?
she eats straight molasses? yum
dear Deer oH Oh oH okay, forgive me.
@@ashere1801 technically he can have up to 4 grandmas!
ted: "ruining pumpkin pie"
also ted: successfully makes a very good pumpkin pie
tell us the TRUTH
Poggers
Jazz 0195 poggers
People are skipping over the whole “who put spaghetti in this pumpkin” like that was hilarious
the evolution of every ted cooks video:
gathering supplies: kalm
cooking/baking: panik
eating the finished product: kalm
I dont know if its because im tired or not but this was the funniest video ever 10/10 did laugh muy bueno
I object. The water tasting video is the funniest.
@@Vexvaporrub I disagree with your opinion. It's "The Incorrect History of Milk"
@@ryanbuckley8236 actually it is the 420 disaster
i think the banana bread video is the funniest
If you added “Ya know?” to the end of a few of your sentences in the beginning you’d have the same energy as Peter Caine
Why is this so true?
Do you mean *THE* Peter Caine Dog Training?
@@jrw2319
Did you ever find out?
I love how every Ted video, especially the cooking ones, feel almost like “friend of the day” with how many new friends this man introduces to us per video. Teds popularity is through the roof.
I just KNOW even if he didn’t have a camera set up in front of him/wasn’t recording this process, everything he did/said would’ve gone exactly the same...
"The gourds had it coming" is something I never thought I would ever hear, and I expected to laugh, but I'm consumed with fear after the gaze Ted gave.
Gabe Eaves-Voyles especially when the knife was brandished with no hesitation
I thought this man said "two table spoons of grandma's ashes"
what’s the difference
*oh no*
69th like
*OH NO*
d.alexander45 *o-oh no*
Is it just me or is he literally the r rated Garret Watts, like he's the same but he makes innuendo, I love it ❤️
It bothers me so much that he’s cutting on a glass table without a cutting board
I want to see Ted do a Ted Talk about Baking and Carson just harasses him the entire time.
I would love that so much
I want ted to do a baking live show where Moses constantly tells him he's doing it wrong in the way Moses talks, and it ends up perfect
From the crowd just tryna get on stage 😂
Beau StBowie this sounds like a fantastic concept
This aged like milk lol
“Get out of here you’re being evicted.”
Spoken like a true State Street holding company man.
Harrison’s response took so long I thought Ted was calling for an imaginary butler named Harrison
12:00 My man’s missed the perfect chance to say “gourd lord”
"I made too much pie!"
*He has exceeded pie mastery*
Cant believe he didn't call himself the Gord Lord at the end there
Ted. Gourd Lord. Lord of Gourd. Pumpkin King? Bah. Ted, Lord of Gourds
Ted: don't worry I'll wash these
Ted four minutes after starting: I should wash these
“I wanna be on good terms with your grandma” I got her to watch your cereal video and she loved it lmao
ted missed out on the perfect opportunity of titling himself the lord of the gourd
You deserve all of the likes,but alas I can only grant one.
You make a very good point
I heard "lord of the gourd" in ted's voice
*THE GOURD LORD*
love coming home to a good ol' ted nivison vid. had a long day and this made me feel a bit better, keep up the amazing work teddy boy :)
@Nova_Chair7 i dont think thats exactly the case at all but go off i guess?
@@ashislay what are you talking about? it's literally been factually proven, you baffoon.
@@ounce4763 its actually not the case at all! ted has been really really busy with school and its been difficult to keep up with streams/uploads.
@@ounce4763 also, just wondering how is it "factually proven?" did ted say it somewhere or
@@rosemarysmith3594 It's just statistics, dude. Accept the facts.
Ted: making pie crust is too hard
Also Ted: *makes his own canned pumpkin
My family makes the crust and just buy pumpkin inside complete opposite lmao
The last time I was this fast to a video Ted was still JehBerDeh on youtube
“I wanna murder a gourd” -Ted “Elephunk” Nivison
we all want to murder a gourd sometimes
STOP! STOP! STOP QOUITNG
@@distortion3451
It doesn't have "2019" in it, so it'll take a pass
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2017: Jeb, let's do a 15 patty challenge.
2019: Ted *IS MILK MAN*
WHERES MY 15 PATTY CHALLENGE TED
*Opens seemingly small pamphlet*
*Turns into huge pamphlet*
*Regrets existing*
*Ted Nivison: The God of the Gourd, the Preacher of Pies, the Monarch of Molasses.*
so you’re telling me this man baked a pie in his gamer chair
11:46
"Holy fuck"
It thought he was gonna say. That is fucking awful.
Well done ted. Well done.
9:24 “woah grandma” killed me 😂😂😂💀
9:23
ted they say you’re a boomer but i know in my heart you’re baby 🥺
he's a baby boomer
this made every braincell on me melt out of my ears good lord
Good Gourd*
@@calebbrazier8495 congrats on making the funniest and corniest joke of the night
@@calebbrazier8495 I CACKLED
There's something painful about Ted cutting pumpkins on a glass table
Are you guys enjoying this baking chaos as much as me? I found this channel called Life of Boris a while ago and I'd say Boris is arguably more chaotic if you're into that. Do keep in mind Boris's persona is an extremely chaotic slavic person so just... he may be a little hard to understand at times
Boris is daddy
@@grishae927 hahah, oh god
ted: we need to wash the pumpkins!
also ted: *forgets to wash the pumpkins for a solid 5 minutes*
Like if gay
he sounds so matter-of-fact that for a second i actually believed him about the pumpkin being the apex predator
6:19 mom come pick me up i’m scared
“The gourds had it coming” I guess you could say..... gourd riddance?
Nice
I like that a lot
get out
Ted Gourd. Gourd Lord. Ted, Lord of Gourds. Pumkin King? Bah. Ted Gourd Lord
0:59 when you get a strike at the bowling alley
Omg yes
I come back to watch him cook stuff every few months and everytime i rewatch i am terrified for that glass table 5:30
Yeah also cutting on glass dulls your knife very quickly. I mean he stabbed a can so he clearly doesn’t care but it’s still hard to watch.
Ted, I was gonna send this to my grandma and then you started caressing the pumpkins.
God it’s like watching a child figure out how to make a sandwich
Big Lion caused him this chaos, Ted is just in the process
has no one noticed? There is a tiny small x in the top middle quarter of the screen. Especially when he zooms on his face at 8:05 and it really pisses me off
I’m so scared he’s going to shatter his glass table
It gave me anxiety when he cut the pumpkins on the tale 😂
Honestly why doesn’t Ted have like 14 million subs yet, a big lion murdering a gourd is all you need in life ??
Ted you can’t claim to want to be on good terms with my grandmother and use profanity. She is a sweet little lady that will not see this video until this is fixed.
Noarsy Perle exactly
My grandma says fuck and it’s the funniest thing ever
3:39 my grandma doesn’t give her molasses to just anyone…
I don’t like how chummy you are getting with my grandmother, Ted.
6:56
Thats what she said
7:17 OOOO SHIT HE’S GOT A FOOD PROCESSOR
His editing is literally the best thing that has ever existed
Happy fall! gonna watch this again.
I’m watching this in my college math class that I’m currently failing
I'm watching this in college waiting to inevitably fail
I am watching this in highschool waiting to get to college to inevitably fail
@@thesyrupdude I am watching this in high school before I inevitably fail
4:48 six year old me playing with my food right after my mom told me not to
"We all know how it will end up, the pie will be sorta good because Ted is a expert baker"
Ego 100
Is he wrong though
‘and chances are i did, because most of the time i do!’ wise words, thank you sir
i'm watching these cooking videos out of order, but i swear everyone of them is like "i need a food processor but i don't have that"
I’m starting to think that Ted is just one bad day away from becoming Peter Caine...
4:18 Voldemort after thinking he killed Harry
Children in Sudan have to carry around gourds everywhere for water
9:56 HAHA Ted peepeed himself!!!
7:10 this cracked me up for some reason 😂
Oh, Ted! Oh that's that's evil Ted! Don't murder a gourd!
Ted buying everything for this recipe has me thinking he doesn't already have eggs and milk in his fridge.
(This is really late, but if he buys everything specifically for the video, he can count it as a business cost and get money back on his taxes, so while it could be him being an uncultured swine, he could also be trying to get that cha-ching)
i normally use subtitles since i have a hard time hearing and understanding people but ted talks so clearly i don't need to turn them on
“Oh god there is so much pie mix everywhere!” Ted Nivison 2019
Morris Barnes that’s not really memorable quote. It’s a meh quote at best. Subpar, but you tried your best, and for that, thank you.
-your mother
Goofy Gaff thanks, I will be better next time
“Or you will get sick and die-“
*ad for a horror movie starts playing*
6:48 me trying to figure out a bull shit project
Ngl, just your voice and the way you talk makes my day. Keep it goin ted!
Merry Thanksgiving Ted!
I can imagine if ted ever did this whilst live on twitch his STONKS would increase by 12%
-The nightmare horses were a good addition also-
Hey ted just want you to know that my grandma loved this video I sat down when I got home from school got her ashes from the shelf and turned the volume all the way up that’s right all the way and we laughed our hearts away
the sound of that knife hitting the glass table is making me anxious-
Is it weird that I kinda jumped up thinking someone in my house called my name (8:15)?
yesyesyesits spookyyy timeeee
I appreciate Nivison's dedication to making stuff from scratch and am always concerned that it turns out well. Also yeah making pie crusts from scratch is a pain so good choice!
You need to post more I’m having withdrawal symptoms without them