The Worst Gingerbread House
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- I made the worst gingerbread house in the world
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
This mans mentality is about as stable as his ginger bread house. Its just falling apart
Acting as Big Lion's avatar in the mortal world would certainly provide strain on his mental health.
As soon as he picked up the knife a shock of horror coursed through my veins
Ted trying to build a ginger bread house is me trying to keep my life together
How the fuck did you go back in time and predict he'd make a video on your movie @jimmy ginseng
Wait, is your profile picture from that Kung Fu Panda knock-off he covered?
A missed opportunity for the title "GingerTed House"
Augh truth
Gaymurr you spitting fax
It's not something I would call an opportunity.
Nor is missed. It was more of a rightfully neglected option
Jan Brüggemann Mmm yes wine time
But it’s not for him
*its a sacrifice to the gingerbread men*
This video is just Ted constantly going “I don’t have x, so I’m just going to y”
just replying to u so u see that u have 1k likes :)
Are you talking about items or chromosomes?
the knife twirl at 1:01 is the smoothest yet most off putting thing i’ve seen all year
He has a lot of experience handling knives, especially after the incident.
What do you mean incident?? And where can I see his sexy knife skills😤
He only made this video as a excuse to flex that knife flip
right i saw that too
i watched it 4 times for emphasis
so tru
@@TedNivison stink mieser
i had to rewatch it several times because it was so smooth
Ted seems very aggressive today
Obama Vlogging it’s the Raid Shadow Legends ad
hes in the Christmas spirit
@@user-mx9xo5jh3k Can confirm, I gain an unholy proficiency with knives every Christmas season
@@obamavlogging2512 u gotta prepare for when santa comes down the chimney
Ok obama
9:57 ted sounds like he's trying to fix his failing marriage
I just knew that someone would comment that 😂😂😂
An act of God
According to the GoopCast Cinematic Universe, there are 3 Gods
Big Lion, Merciless Sun God, and Jschlatt
L I O N
And *Jschlatt*
Jschlatt, the God of economy.
You forgot Pheb
@@cord2706 Phed didn't stand a fucking chance
ted made and destroyed a whole ass gingerbread house for a 10 second bit
lol its juls commitment
He also made an entire gingerbread house just for an 11 minute bit
@@porkbellycutlets427 true
Wrong he made it and destroyed it to flex his knife flip
He also spent what i can assume is 5-12 minutes using the bottom of a knife to create a single tablespoon of ground cloves.
That knife spin was slick as hell
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
¿Thgir
There comes a time once every like 3 or 4 months when I randomly find a UA-camr who I ACTUALLY enjoy watching, and that I don't force myself to watch because they uploaded a new video or something.
You're on of them bro.
Thank you! This is a very kind comment. Support from people like you get me through the stress of doing college and UA-cam simultaneously! Thanks for watching
@@TedNivison No problem, I'll gladly keep on watching :)
Wholesum moment
The way he twirled that knife so swiftly and perfectly is alarming
When ted twirled the knife, was the most scariest, and most threatened I've ever felt in all my lives
Emma Mathewson man? I say he’s a fuckin cat
Lives?
Bruh is you a cat?
nah i was just impressed
69 ecoli honestly
@@dizzyfish1380 what, i came up with it when I was 12, I have been too lazy to change it
good work ted this is the best gingerbread crack den i've seen all season
thanks Charlie, very cool
Ikr
Abloobloobloobloo
MmmMMMmMMMm the GoOpY GinGer bReAD~
Truly an abode of the highest quality
10/10 would squat again
You’ve heard of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”
Now get ready for “That’s Gotta Be Dough!”
The amount of vocal range this man has is hella impressive.
Ted holding a large knife activated my fight or flight instinct
i sprinted in the opposite direction and immediately annihilated both a shelf and three of my bones
ya, ya now stfu
It was kinda hot
a gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he screams, for he does not know.
He is just brown you racist he is just the same color of his house
@@jess-xt1nm then why did my wife leave me?
@@deceptivelysmallman because you look too much like JonTron© and she watches JonTron© everyday so she couldn't live with JonTron© everyday
@@jess-xt1nm oh ok i understand the confusion have a blessed day
@@deceptivelysmallman you too man
10:02
“Let me guess...your home?”
“It was, and it was beautiful...”
I’ve never known someone to be able to talk in bold
Ted's channel is just turning into a cooking show at this point and I'm totally here for it
Same
What I've learnt from this video
1. Gingerbread houses look like a pain to make
2. I thought I could flip knives, until I saw Ted do it and I realised my life is a lie when I tried it
3. My hospital smells funny
Guessing your knife flip didn't go well
My favorite way of doing anything: If I keep doing the wrong thing in a larger quantity, it will eventually work.
“Nothing’s scarier than seeing a man plunge himself deep into hysteria due to his own created reality”
can we start a petition to get ted a kitchen aid
Sophia Torrice fundraiser for a disenfranchised orphan child
@@fionaur5933Oh... I thought Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer....
He needs aids
At 1:00 Ted spun that knife a little to easily...
I was kinda scary not gonna lie
Experience
Bet he's been practicing that for years just for this very video
watch that shiz in slow motion its sICK
The second he said “raided the gingerbread house” I knew where it was going
Anybody else notice the tags on Ted's sweater AND the rolling pin? I mean, maybe he just forgot the one on his sweater, but who leaves a sticker on a rolling pin? Starting to think something's in his milk...
WAIT YOUR SOPST TO TAKE OT OFF?????
@@unknowntear- did you think the sticker was the thing keeping the pin together???
@@buckygree3619 most likely
@@buckygree3619 okay I do
anyone else wondering how many tries it took to flip the knife like that?
is that hard for some people?
Mr. Accorn quit trying to flex lmao
^
@@mr.accorn Ah so you're a weeb.
It looks fuckin sick
Ted’s proficiency with knives scares me.
Nice
@Dreadd you copied yourself, in the same video. _guys can he do that_
"I like to play raid on the toilet, because I'm a toilet gamer" -Ted 2019
the grounding the cloves is the saddest yet inspirational thing I have seen this month, remember to get your ground cloves instead of whole cloves kids
Ted u are a slightly more mentally stable version of idubbz and it’s perfection
I totally agree
wait no why is this accurate
I'm not sure how comfortable I am with how proficient Ted is with knives
1:00 We just not gonna talk about that PERFECT KNIFE FLIP
**Me trying to keep my parents from divorcing each other while thinking it's working, but then only to be disappointed that it ended in flames**- 10:10 - 10:21
'One could say I RAIDED it'
No..
'Cause this video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Le-'
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Ted talks with alot of sylables"
i feel like i understand him better though
He Talks Like All Of His Words Are Capitalized
@@taylorgreen9929 this is the most accurate thing I've heard all day
Dude, you're not suppose to glue it together with the frosting, You heat up sugar in a pan to make a brown substance that you glue the house together with, it's like edible glue
Zkyrow huh. Did not know this
How on God's green earth was a person meant figure that out
Bread Slayer because they wanted to
b r o w n s u b s t a n c e
caramel
@@shinji__ikari God, this post is 5 months old, stop bugging me about it ahah
1:01 You just know he watched a tutorial on, and practiced brandishing the knife before the video, in an attempt to look cool. Lol
Ngl, that was sick as hell. Lmao
I had to watch that part a second time, to see if he actually just brandished the knife like that.
Pixelatid I learned how to do that years ago when I did Kung fu lol
@@TedNivison Oh, alright. I've always wanted to learn how to do that, but value my hands, so haven't tried. Lmao
at this point ted’s power is so raw and unmatched that i’m surprised he hasn’t ascended yet
who says he hasnt ascended already?
the milkman is now the gingerbread man??
milkman -> gingerman
Have you heard of the Muffin Man?
Yeah, he’s the Milkman
Ginger milk
Yes
Jonah amvs nope, he’s the muffin man. utterly obliterating the gingerbread.
This is how I imagine my therapist talks about me to her friends
Your therapist isnt allowed to talk about you
@@rekisimp8707 I was just kidding my man
@@sourlemonade7916 yea i know but yknow
@@rekisimp8707 I do know, thanks for your concern
As soon as he did the knife trick my heart dropped then immediately went back up and I’m still feeling a bit off and afraid of the immense power Ted possesses
so we just not gonna talk about how perfectly Ted flipped the knife a the beginning?
I was terrified when Ted raised that butcher knife and smiled at the camera
That's not a butcher knife dumbass
1:00 that knife spin is so threatening wtf
Idk what cloves are either, all I know is that my little brother thought they are fish food and killed my fish.
In conclusion cloves are fish poison
Thats really unfortunate cause people literally use clove oil to put fish down
this is the one recipe ted has trouble following because it requires actual precision and ted's chaotic nature does not allow it.
One of these days ted is gonna make a video called “I made the worst child” and slice them up because he doesn’t appreciate the image they present
The fuck
10:16
Me to my parents when they announce their divorce.
the amount of views I would give to a Lunch Club cooking contest video
how are you talking in *bold* this whole video
1:00 that was a really sick knife twirl
Is nobody talking about the call of the void that plays over the background of the entire video?
The way he twirled his knife in the beginning was way to fluid
You act like every 4th grader whose art wont stick so they add a mountain of glue
We bigfoots don't even have gingerbread out here in the wilderness
Cut the shit flag,this is annoying,repetitive and unfunny
Funny via repetition ain’t funny if it’s normy bullshit
Strange how angry people get when I comment on some of the videos they watched
@@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access the fact that ya think that ya smug,cut the shit,its repetitive,its anoying,stop it
Child Molester 4131 it'd be so easy to just read this comment and walk away, but instead you had to take the further step and yell at some random guy for his username and comment
Child Molester 4131
1. learn how to use commas
2, shut up stupid
“ginger is actually a root”
thank u
“The next one we will be making will be in 2029”
If you are alive in 2029
So nobodies going to talk about how easily Ted spun that knife?
the human condition scares me.
i’m imagining that to get into the frame for the first shot of the video he just jumped backwards over the table smoothly into the chair and it’s honestly making my day a whole lot better
04:22 ted predicted bing chilling??????
I feel like I could watch Ted cook for a lifetime and still want more.
I feel like Ted should apply to be on “nailed it” ok Netflix he would be perfect
That intro is flawless. I’m so happy that the transitions worked so well
This was THE MOST chaotic video I have seen in LEGIT YEARS and I am here, and living for it
7:42 I stopped worrying and now I don’t have crippling anxiety, thanks ted
How do I take the video out of architect mode? It just built a whole new room in my home!
I could watch Ted cook all day it's way better than any actual cooking channel I'm not even joking. His humor is literally the best, especially when he has a guest like Schlatt or something to joke around with
can we all agree that thing ted did with his knife at 1:01 was cool
i was having such a bad day but seeing that u posted cheered me up so much, thank u ted :)
hey addy
Cassidy Rae omg hey cass
Man went full idubbbz with the knife and the table
Nate’s paradise he just reminds me of idubbbz in general
9:56 me trying to keep my life undercontrol
Had to replay that knife spin at 1:00 mans got skills and I'm scared yet impressed and want to see more
Ted is losing his mind more than usual in this video
6:18 mr nivison?? mr nivison??? please take the barcode off your rolling pin im begging you
1:00 THAT CS:GO KNIFE FLIP WAS THE SINGULAR COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
i admire your persistence, determination, and ability to maneuver around any obstacles that come your way
Imagine already disliking this. Wtf
The dislikes are cause of raid
1:00 Wow he just very effortlessly twirled a knife. Ted is a man of many talents
currently re watching your videos and am once again appalled by the fact that you don't get even half as many views as you deserve for this comedy gold
Genuinely one of my favorite videos. I think about it daily.
Damn, Ted just reached his final form in a matter of seconds. Truly an entity that should be both feared and respected.
Daniel Sambar hey it’s Daniel Sambar the man named Daniel Sambar
@@dipdungus8175 hey it's RACCoon the man named RACCoon
Feared and respected by the Gingerbread demons of the underworld.
This man has gingerbread clout
F in the chat for Ted’s gingerbread house
0:33
I'll make sure to pass that down to my future genrations to do this in 2029
Also I've been freaking out internally for like an hour so thank u ted for reminding me to be calm
Ted the milk is clean!
0:16 ITS A C A P I T A L I S T *_S C H E M E ! !_*
Also, 1:00 I feel like that is a threat and not a request. Especially because of the knife.
fun fact i’m watching this after failing to build a ginger bread house for the past 45 minutes. is it probably because it expired 9 months ago? yes. but we don’t talk about that
Saw like a mini clip of Nivison mashing something with the blunt end of a knife somewhere and glad to know it's just as strange and intimidating in the original! Props to him for making a gingerbread house from scratch; that sounds like a great video idea and painful to actually do. It looked like it
1:00 dang that was a clean little knife flip
when it fell apart after all the work i felt that
No Ted Nivison baking tutorial is complete without him punching the dough like a mad man
that knife flip at the beginning put fear in my heart of what ted can do
grown man destroys house for children (colorized)
man loses his mind while making a gingerbread house
I came back exactly a year later to watch this video,I do not regret it