We Became The Ultimate Grill Masters...
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- We became the ultimate grill masters, Ted Nivison and Moses, as we do a cooking tutorial for meats like chicken, burgers, steak, and other summer foods!
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
moses knows too much about specific things, and it kinda frightens me
I think it's hot
He’s such a chad
What did you think it would be like? Moses has become a daddy to all of us and has the baseball cap, cargo shorts, and the dad sandals
The water thing is what got me with his specific stuff
Moses knows two things. Water and grills.
teds literally just the comedic narration on a very serious cooking show
Ted's the VJ Emmie to Moses's Who killed Captain Alex
Kachow
This video makes me want to grill.
and ur in the back choking on ur chokers
ted has that new dad vibe, moses has that “i’ve been a dad for a little too long” vibe
moses has the “lets cook some fucking chicken the kids are gonna be home in 15 minutes” vibe
This is a surprisingly excellent description
Ted is the first time father and moses is on kid #4
They are both ends of the dad spectrum...
Ted is the “trying to be cool with his teen kids” dad
And
Moses is the “enigma dad” he’s wise and his kids somewhat fear him, not out of abuse but in the mystery that is Moses
They fear him out of the strange and knowledgeable energy that he Exudes
I genuinely don’t remember commenting this...
Moses is the power dad
Jaxei the power of Moses overtook you
Yay dream gay dads
The dad energy in this video is powerful but Moses' dad energy is much stronger than yours Ted. I fear for you. *I fear.*
Bunny but Ted has the jokes
@@krogley but moses has the knowledge
Leir. And the cigar
Foolish. It is merely that Ted's dad energy is naturally immense, so we have all grown accustomed to Ted's dad energy. Comparatively, Moses off puts 'unexplainable' energy, making his acted upon dad energy far more obvious to less educated. After all, Ted has so far been the only being recorded to have not only withstood the psycho-kinetic energy of Big Lion, but to remain utterly unaffected by it's presence
No, Moses has Grandpa/oldest uncle vibes
I love when they were just bouncing words back and forth, Ted’s responses are nowhere near what Moses said
Ironically I've "learned" more in this video than the past 3 weeks of my culinary class
But did you learn to
*S L A P T H E C H I C K E N*
We learned the anatomy of an egg and the science and psychology behind each eating disorder. It’s a fucking cooking class.
You know if you slap a chicken at least 2000mph you can instantly cook it
@@spec7501 did you know you can instantly cook a mushroom with rosemary and cheese with lightning? Really brings out a weird flavor
@@KrazyKyle-ij9vb ya like a smokey zing flavor right?
seeing him grill on lunch club with confidence is character development
I was looking for this comment
:(
@@okami_6 at least we got chuckle sandwich now
@@MartinLutherKingJr. :(
If I've learned anything from Ted's videos it's that Moses is a man of knowledge
And Ted just owns the channel
He also just makes up information if he doesn't know, after knowing him for a while
Ted Nivison fake it till you make it
Ted is merely his handler
He’s a true renaissance man
moses doesn't make up information. he speaks it into existence.
Moses is a literal deity... I'm not quite sure if I should fear him or accept him as the one true god of useless knowledge
useless? USELESS?! you are a fool!
I agree with elvis, how is tasting water useless?
wdym useless hes the only brain of the channel
thank you milk bread
He’s like the non-political brother of Ben Shapiro, with innate knowledge and wisdom
When you host a bbq and your dad and stepdad try to one-up each-other
Lmao so accurate
Holy shit that’s exactly it
But heres the real question, which one is it
@@bytsizedpack ted is the dad moses is the stepdad
@@pigeonegg1429 Ted is the Disney Dad that does only fun stuff with his kids whenever he gets them every other weekend and Moses is the step-dad that the kids don't necessarily like yet because he seems less fun even though he handles all of the serious stuff in their lives
Love how Moses is smoking a fat cigar while they grill.
That's what grill guys do
why is moses so unnecessarily cultured on totally random subject matters
"Today Moses is going to teach us how to assemble a silenced, high powered, semi automatic, long range, sniper rifle"
that ain’t really hard,can assemble my serbu in less than 2 minutes
Child Molester 4131 taking a joke literally I see that’s a no no
iSuckAtGames yes It is,I am sorry on behalf of my month ago self
Sorchara he said in Water test video that he is a true man of Renaissance. That’s a really valuable thing if you ask me.
“Today Moses will teach us how to prepare a proper sarcophagus for an egyptian pharaoh to pass peacefully into the afterlife”
Summary:
Dad Versions of Garret Watts and Ben Shapiro try their best to grill
@@cosmic_mango33 I think we all _know_
How did you interpret that so beautifully and accurately
now that you said that i literally cannot unsee it lol
Don’t compare ben shapiro to moses
grace I mean Moses is a Hebrew name.
Ted: "I'm gonna hit you with this"
Moses: "Why"
*hits him with tongs*
Moses: "Ow, I wasn't expecting you to do that"
the fact that moses’s first response to the burger being dropped at 9:41 is “man down” shows that he is literally meant to be a dad. there’s no disputing it
That’s so fucking true lmao
Y’all rocking those dad outfits, you’re officially our dads
Aargh I’m a dad
@@personaloffense congratulations! Got any dad jokes for us as proof?
I prefer ｄａｄｄｙ
Congested Cryptid no complaints
Moses looks like he would kill me and I honestly wouldn't mind.
@@overthehedge7591 He will liberally eviscerate your entrails
He is legit frightening some moments in the ten burger challenge video
I'd pay him to kill me lets be real
Ted is fairly normal on his own but when he’s with other people he is extremely chaotic
I love how moses is probably in his early to mid 20s and he acts like a 45 year old father of 4
Ted just has something special that makes his content so special. Bless the milk man.
He's a pg13 filthy frank
He has tamed his chaotic energy and focused it into something special
humor meets jazzy vibe music
He speaks in bold
it's the garrett watts energy. less chaotic though
Moses is immortal. Ted is merely a body, a vessel to hold a slight 5% of Moses’ unimaginable power.
I stand by this
yes i can confirm
For all we know he's probably the original Moses. That's why he can separate water so well too.
@Wacky Heart Yeah thanks for explaining the joke :D
Moses seems like the type of person who would be lowkey in a Eastern European mafia
Shh don’t blow his cover!
Low key
he does speak Russian
@@woaq4486 he is Russian. He was born in Russia and spent a bit of his life there
Moses's shorts are higher than the expectations i have for myself.
I just did a spitake when I read this holy shit-
@@arieenpiii_4127 mmm spiitake mushrooms
Both of you actually seem like dads and it’s very scary
Of course they are! Well, Ted is one if you refer to this video ua-cam.com/video/hxUKov95wb8/v-deo.html at 3:35 and other parts of the video
The dad energy is so powerful but their dad auras are so different that its only making it stronger
Boomers don't change with age
I am The Grass Man and I enjoyed this barbecue
The Grass Man i enjoy your grass videos
@@connorbrown2194 I am The Grass Man and I enjoyed your comment
@@thegrassman6369 I enjoy that you feel enjoyment about the comment that regards enjoying
DUDE I SAW YOU IN THE BACKGROUND!!!
dude why are you in my yard wtf?
Moses looks like a Ben Shapiro impersonator that is right on the money, but only with certain camera angles..
Seriously thought this was Ben Shapiro for like a week till I gave in and googled it
Those two together are the epitome of “he’s attractive in a Dad way”
I never knew grilling could be so god damn attractive
Moses is literally the embodiment of chaotic good
Amen
Ted is the literal embodiment of Lawful Evil
I'd say he's chaotic neutral
Ted is chaotic neutral and Moses is lawful evil bruh
I’m still confused as to what Moses is
Moses
@tax reform moses
Moses
Ben Shapiro
Moses
I like how Moses always seems so chilled out like he’s not worried about Ted hitting him with the tongs
first you salt it, *THEN ASSAULT IT*
“aSALT” it
please laugh
Ben Shapiro roasts steaks with facts and knowledge about water
Ted: “I’ve learned as much as you didn’t learn”
Moses: *Visible confusion*
“Salt bae”
*nearly impales himself consuming the meats*
0:43my favorite moment of any UA-cam video I’ve ever seen
Song name?
Otis McDonald-Complicate Ya
i wanna know the song too
Modern Day Boomer and Ben Shapiro make authentic vegan meal for 11:21
4:45 he definitely would’ve taken a bite out of it if the response to “Should I?” Was yes.
“I come from a long line of grillers”
“My father grilled, and my father’s father grilled”
So...so 2 people?
this is the most boomery boomer content on youtube
Dont you dare call my dad a boomer
🅱️🅾️🅾️mer
Not funny, didn't laugh
CherryCyanideHD excuse me my dad invented grills he can grill you 😤😤
Plz no
Moses could snap me in half while smoking backwoods and I wouldn’t be able to do a damn thing
Moses could have absolutely no idea what he’s doing but I’d never doubt him
“Squirrel.”
“Hit by a car.”
"Gimme a hit of this"
"Wuuah"
"Grilling is not learned, it's something that you are born with"
LITERALLY NOT 10 SECONDS LATER
"I'm going to have this grill master teach me the ropes"
Never have i seen a more threatening dance than when the words "Consuming the meats" was plastered across the screen
Bro why does he look and sound like a budget Ben Shapiro
Higher budget* Ben Shapiro. Moses puts all to shame
*BEEF SHARPIRO*
Rinoa Goldstone lmaoo
This is definitely me when I become the ultimate grill master
things that scare me:
how Moses wears pants
how Moses drinks water
how Moses assaults meat
how Moses "pacifies" the grill
how Moses dances to Complicate Ya
Moses as a true Russian is great a “pacifiying” things including dissidents and grills
As soon as this man started talking I knew it was Moses. I basically just listened to this man talk explicitly about water. Dear lord. He's back.
Moses' alpha amount of knowledge is dumbfounding to me
Hello Ted, Craigory here. This is a very good video, Craigory thanks you for teaching people how to grill.
That's great, Craigory!
hi craigory
crai
does anyone know the name of the song
nevermind, Otis McDonald - COMPLICATE YA
I just want to say thank you, I almost lost my mind trying to find it
i thought it was saying people boner
It's been over a year but thanks once more for your service
6:12
"If heat is radiating from the grill, then its hot"
#1 of grilling DONT USE PROPANE it adds a chemical taste charcoal is a natural seasoning
Good tip!
Good tip!
Good tip!
Good tip!
@@yukaricchi8794 good tip!
Hello Ted Nivison, I watched this *LIVE* on my cellular device. Enjoyed a large amount. Thank you Ted Nivison.
I love the fact that Moses is smoking a cigar nearly the entire time.
as someone who has been a chef for well over a decade, this both inspires and scares the hell out of me. great job!
I can't tell if this is a grill tutorial or a dance tutorial
I'm literally here waiting for your channel to blow up. Keep it up!
Thank you! Appreciate the support!
8 months later. The angel known as "carson" picks him up and carrys him away.
7:10 as soon as he took the hit, ted possessed the voice of the very chicken they were grilling
10:46 the way the funny color man looks at the camera
First you salt it, then you assault it.
Ted - 2019
this was actually a very good video (informative!) Moses has a very specific energy that i enjoy but am also scared of
I love these old videos with Moses, their paired comedic abilities are absolutely incredible
Any idea why there're no mre videos with moses?
at a glance Moses is just a normal guy but when you see him being himself for more than 3 minutes you realize that hes probably serial killer
Thank you for more Moses
Absolutely love your editing style
It feels like I watch this once every year, as kinda a tradition at this point. I hope Ted does more cooking videos soon.
To be a true grill master one must become a dad with at least 2 children
I can tell he's a intellectual because of his high vocabulary
Y'all: put steak on the same board they just prepared chicken
Me: *internal Gordon comes out*
the intro was just so smoothly delivered idk what is up with it but it's just. so good.
one of ted’s all time classics. long live the grill master!
Seeing Moses at 2:07 looking like such a dad had me laughing for ages. Honestly I am so glad I checked out this channel. Some youtubers have like a mixture of good videos and some meh ones on the side but all the ones I've watched of yours are absolute bangers. Keen to binge watch all your vids lmao.
Moses knows too much. People may call him moses for his knowledge on water, but soon he will be called Gordon ramsay.
I'm very sorry.
In Mississippi a summer day of 85 degrees is a myth, too good to be even thought of as possible...
4:50 that little piece of meat out of the bowl drove me ballistic also: Does Moses have a UA-cam channel??
Thought I was the only one😂😂😂😂
If you knkw - lemme know too
“It’s hot in Massachusetts man it’s like 85 degrees” *laughs in Texan* it’s been 95+ since June down here in the yee yee state my friend
Same here in the asshole of the USA aka Pennsylvania
Dude I’m in Arizona, this place is the devil’s asshole
85 degrees in Australia is a nice summers day 😂
It was 110 last summer here in Florida like damn this stuff needs to calm down😂
Hate to break it to you friends but 100 is child’s play in Nevada. Our summers are typically around 110-115.
I watched this live when they were making it 😂
This is so innocent until you realise there was no livestream and you fear for Ted's wellbeing
When Ted moaned in agony after taking a hit of the cigar....I kinda felt that ngl
Ted: You can not learn how to grill you have to be born with it
Also Ted: He will be teaching me how to grill
can we take a sec to talk about how tall ted is
gosh darn he’s quite the papi
Hes 6 4
Moses is also short
ted and moses, from the BOTTOM of my heart, i thank you. i had the stream audio play live in the background as I went about my day, and it made feel as if I had not only one, but two dads.
I can't wait to watch this informative video on grilling
This has to be one of my favorite videos
“Don’t disrespect the meat TED”
Ted Nivision? More like boomer haha mhm haha
I think about this every night, I can't sleep
This is quite possibly the most important piece of literature to have ever graced the earth
Mmmmhm hahaha haa
What does this mean? This has haunted me for so long.
_Ghost_ this forbidden text will never be deciphered by your mortal mind
I’ve been binging this channel since I woke up today. What a fucking gold mine this is
I feel like I'm at a family cookout watching 2 dads grill, but they have an energy I cant explain
These videos are great, Ted. I love this content!
Thank you!
I can't not see Moses as Ben Shapiro
I just can't
“If u don’t slap it then it won’t penetrate” -Ted and Moses
Pure poetry
I genuinely learned something, Ted is the whitest dad that we love and cherish.
you remind me of my old French teacher, he was hip.
It took a couple of videos and a lot of contemplation, but I've come to the conclusion that within this duo, TED is actually the sane one. Wild, right?
Moses is confirmed BIG LION. He’s so powerful
Im sorry but i just cannot agree
Big lion is a creature more powerful than any being in the entire universe. Not even god can defeat him. The sheer amount of power big lion posseses is frankly enough to shut down the universe. Moses comes close to being competition but is ultimately no match for him.
Thank you for coming to my ted (nivison) talk
U can tell moses is a genuine grill master when he said "man down"