The God Of Pastries
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- Опубліковано 7 сер 2019
- Coffee Cake: The God Of Pastries
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well. - Комедії
everything ted does has medium to well done crackhead energy
You worded that perfectly
Crazy Crab they did, they really did
Crazy Crab yes
I feel what you're saying man
I WAS 666TH LIKE I FEEL ACOMPLISHED
oh yeah new video im milkin' it straight into my eyeballs
No
Slime my guy, you need some help?
Mmm milky milky
mmmm I see mr charlie slimecicle, he's makin me all slimy, oh yeah
Oh god. The gamer has obtained milk.
Has anyone noticed that Gerald looks a lot like whisk guy
haha i get that reference
MrChainchomp56 you have Ted vibes
Omg I was reading this while watching the video and thinking to myself “who’s Gerald?” And then I hear “I’m your host, Gerald”
Y'know I kinda see it
Has anyone noticed that whisk guy looks a lot like the milk man?
Step by step guide:
1: Butter
2: More butter
3: Even more butter
4: Cardiac arrest
then even more butter
I think we might need 1 more stick of butter
Y0nd3r You know what?
Y0nd3r You’re dead wrong.
badomen 😐
Grace: It's like we're feeding a small army.
TED: *An Orphanage Perhaps*
They are pretty small tho...
i like the full capitalization of Ted’s name, very fitting
@@Corvidsong Haha, thank you, I thought so as well, obviously
Caleb Brazier I did not realize until you said this that the original quote was also implying that the children are small, and not the amount of children
Russia: “What is the difference, I am not understand?”
*poor English and heavy russki accent*
The catch me outside girl if her parents loved her
Ted or grace
@@charles-wx3pi definitely Ted
Grounded 14 yr old ted
giga soyboy Ted
@@charles-wx3pi both
I have a feeling that Ted would not only be very interested in Dungeons and Dragons, but be the worlds greatest Role Player.
The Techno Marshmallow he radiates that of a good DM
The Techno Marshmallow he would be an NPC selling buckets of cram for only 20 gold coins
@@battlelance279 he's omnipotent too. you leave the shop, and you still hear him whispering about cram in your ear
@@aerodynamo4874 that's omnipresent
@@axxtentacleno3711 same thing
7:25 You've heard of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" but get ready for "Yup, That's Most Likely Cream Cheese"
One of the rare comments that makes me laugh so hard I almost pee
Congratulations, you are the one in a million who can make a comment that made me snort-chuckle for 30 seconds
I blame you for making me spit out my water all over myself after I just took a shower
"Land of Lakes is tumor butter"
- the Milk Man
It’s the cram man he sells cram for 20 gold coins his flavors include rasberry cram berry cram and VERY berry cram
keep the fucking likes at 666
Is this the same man that will sell a bucket o' cram for only 20 gold coins?!
And if you leave it to bake in the sun for a Fortnite than it will be as hard as steel
thats 200 iq comedy right there
HE SELLS THEM BY THE BUCKET! Idk how he’ll see you tho....he swapped his eyes for Cram....
Many believe this is what he means by cram.
But that’s just a theory... a cram theory!
I also think this is the same man that is a evil spider by night and chills under a tree by day
I've been binge watching your vids for several days now, i've never seen any channel with less than 100k subs that is oozing with this amount of effort and quality
Didn't see this comment nine months ago, but I appreciate the kind words as I work on my next cooking video! Thanks for watching my friend :)
Hodd Toward I’ve also been binge watching Ted for the past several days and am just as surprised he doesn’t have more subscribers. I found his channel from the Lunch Club and would by lying if I didn’t say that every one of his videos never ceases to entertain me. There’s not many UA-camrs these days that cause me to cry laughing with each and every video so consistently like Ted does. A very hardworking underrated content creator indeed. Needless to say, ever since I’ve found him I’ve been spreading the word about his channel.
Ted Nivison theres another one?? fuck
@@TedNivison you don’t deserve 250 likes. Hacks
are you sure abot that
God I thought the video was called “God of Parasites” and I was just willing to accept that
its ted with 20 leeches on his leg talking about the benefits of blood letting
Ted got Ben Shapiro reviewing water and making barbeque, Josh Peck visiting the rainforest, Seth Rogen making banana bread and now he's chillin with that girl from spy kids doing some pastry and all his videos are super underrated
i just got some dude commenting "is that really her?" and i've got sum bad news to ya, dude. she's probably i her mid 60ties already
The Greater Creator nah she’s I think in her early 30’s
@@aaaaaaaa5523 yeah no shit
She is 30 and blonde
@@cheesebooba mid sixtyties
Coffee cake is just cram with more steps
VERY berry cram*
How come he’s friends with the girl from spy kids
That’s exactly what I was thinking
i idk
Umm, because he was one of the thumbs (duh)
bro the spy kids girl and the catch me outside girl combined
@@stinkykid1352 it’s like the catch me outside girl if she had a good life
Why does ted sound like a gay vampire
Teddio
Aaron looks different today
Brother
Kai The Cactus I love you
Oh man
He got a haircut
Why is nobody talking about “you’re not welcome in these pots anymore” that was the best pun I’ve heard in my life
Cass Bailey your life seems uneventful
how.
@Regular Slime its best of the hour type of pun..
It's the pun masters that find it funny. Nobody else appreciates it
@@soaplewdsmatter it's the best of the hour if it's the only pun said in that hour
Ted has an aura of just like a hip father trying really hard to be your friend and actually kind of is
Welcome to spreading batter with Ted. I’m your host
Gerald
Is that the one and only LongFurby in your profile picture??
I had a constant fear of Ted cranking the mixer all the way up and creating a devastating mess
Omg
Instead we were stuck with him going at a snails pace
Just crank it
Is the girl his sister or his girlfriend
Toribash shes mint either way
That isn’t your friend grace, that is Bruno Buccellati!
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARIIIII!!!! 0:50
So I wasn't the only one who heard ARRIVEDERCI
@@yesimcringy_ so this means we still have our sanity and are not hearing the voices of dead jobros
@@notedcorpse yes yes indeed
Not only that Ted only says "The world" like 6 seconds later
I love how Ted is just such a towering gargantuan of a man that he has to sit down for the entire video
this video and the childhood food video shows that ted has talked to at least TWO girls in his lifetine. incredible
ChampionOfPogs he has a gf
@@Le_dank_memez I'm aware now. But do you know what that means? He's talked to at least three women! Three!
@@hammo1668 holy shit
@@hammo1668 oh shit, thats chad level skills right there
impressive
ted is cute - also grace is cute
also I like coffee cake
this is a good video
also my name is also ted
Epic
Dang why are all the Teds so cool
damn why are we all crackheads
Hi guys I'm Ted without a T or a D
*Ted what are you doing, you’ll start a war on coffee*
the people ted makes videos with are like the doctor's companions who are mostly just there to absorb his chaotic energy
Is Schlatt the master?
I can’t tell if Grace is just going along with Ted’s weirdness for the video or if Ted only has friends with similar personalities to his
Ted, you are the most underrated content creator on this platform.
Guys we got Ted and Carson uploads within an hour of each other. This is epic
OfficialFanta I’m subbing
Cram?
He really said “Whisk Man” instead of Whisk Khalifa
Ted would be great at escaping the country with all his aliases.
Schlatt would do better tho, he has more names and the company money
@@regularbloke2117 yes he even has more aliases than Ted too
Damn, that's one cutie right there
Oh and Grace is there too
i agree with this
*laughs in biromantic*
who is Grace? is she on UA-cam?
You know it’s a good day when Ted and Carson both upload
*carson uploaded?*
Great day to be alive
Giorno no no
today is a gud day
Wait Carson posted?? Yes
Why does it look like they are doing this at like one in the morning???
They probably were
That explains why they seemed tired
He’s so happy and she’s just DONE and I love that vibe and mix of energies
“Hey you’re getting arrested for making coffee cake”
-The Milk Man
Ted: “vanilla extract”
Font: “🅱️anilla extract”
Love how he zoomed in on his face every time grace got up 😂 😂
ted always has a mild chaos vibe to him and everything he does and honestly it’s pretty great
I love Teds jerberdeh voice impression nice work Ted keep it up and what milk do you purchase?
I hate my Channel name
jillians_ ok_tho you just saved my dignity
Man I cant Wait for this guy to see the newest video
@@blakeattrill4079 you fool you still haven't changed it
6:28 holy frick i was wondering why he was always sitting
after having watched this video over 11 times i can now say that i’m close to mastering teds funny “booming” voice
Damn Ted deserves so many more views, funny, wholesome af and original content. Besides the ingenious knowledge gained from this cooking connoisseur
Ted: "2 tspoons?? Thats twice as much as one"
Me: *sigh*
Baking soda is sodium bicarbonate.
Baking powder is a mixture of sodium bicarbonate and cream of tartar (and can also contain cornstarch).
@@undercoverlsm nah. I just googled it. For Ted's sake. Although he probably won't even see this
Thanks brooke
@@Udontkno7 :)
i love these videos cause it’s just ted hanging with his homies it’s so casual
This guy is one of the funniest people I’ve had the pleasure of watching. Definitely subscribing.
Being a California resident, when she said we hit the Richter scale, I felt that.
i love how he just towers over her when he stands up
who is she?
I legitimately love Ted the fact that he honestly seems like hes just being his genuine chaotic self. And his friendships with others is fricken awesome
Three years later and I am still coming back to this video I need more cooking videos ❤
YES a ted and a carson video! what a terrific day full of cram!
Ted keep up the good work man! Loving the streams, loving the food videos, THE VOID!
F...fanta
@@atlascollective3000 fanta
Why is ted such a playa, what happened to the girl in the lunchables tables Ted?
we need answers ted
Yes Ted answer our call
That was a friend of his bruh
Do y'all not have friends of the opposite sex??
XD
I don't unterstand how any content can be this enjoyable. So entertaining to watch
TED OMG IM SO HAPPY YOU UPLOADED YOURE MY FAVE YTER!!!
Nobody:
Grace: *g e t o u t o f m y h o u s e*
0:50 for people who don’t watch jojo and are actual functioning society members that means goodbye
Linus Sex tips hello sex man Linus
Fuck yeah man jojo bizarre adventure
I fucking love the way ted says certain words and phrases. It's like he suddenly gets possessed by another being and his voice drops a thousand octaves all of the sudden.
Video with Claire Saffitz in the bon appetit test kitchen WHENNN??????
Yes dude
Like Brad but more chaotic
Can you show us how to create Cram in the next vid?
W
W
W
M but upside down
Wumbo
9:02 crazy how grace managed to phase through the chair while ted melted the butter with his mind 😳
who is Grace? is she on UA-cam?
Ted should do more baking... His comments every second are so funny and really make my day
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
Ted makes a coffee cake
Cram
The girl on the right looks like Carmen Cortez from spy kids
I like that you had to specify that Ted was not a girl
@@madi777x you never know
This video is so calm and simultaneously so intense.
Knowing how to bake and watching them "soften" the butter hurt me
“I would be fairly concerned if there was streusel lining my gutters”
Thank you for another informative and educational video, Tedward.
I made my first baking creation that was also successful thanks to this video! Thanks Ted!
Love the fact that they actually try in these instead of being dumb
requesting more 👏🏼grace👏🏼content👏🏼
it's late, but I think it's called coffee cake because it's supposed to be had with coffee. like, as a breakfast or smth. Also, American coffee cake seems to be different to coffee cake in the UK - ours has actual coffee and creamy filling and also walnuts sometimes
there's no ,,, coffee ? in ? coffee cake ??
He reminds me of Thomas Sanderson but with less disney/theatre and more violence
Andrew no
Andrew W no
no
And much less annoyance and more entertainment but like they have stated, no
As someone who knows how to make one and only one dish, coffe cake, I feel a need to say that it's typically better in a circular pan with a hole in the middle, and the cinnamon recipes are so much better
Rare video of Ted actually using a stand mixer instead of just his hands for an hour
I love the energy of this video
This video has a label! Very helpful thank you Ted :D
This video is 11 minutes and 22 seconds of Grace trying to stop Ted from destroying the kitchen
This man literally makes me want to live more
It’s the oven editing that makes all his videos so good
binge watching Ted’s cooking videos in my english class :)
I’ve been blessed. Ted and Carson uploaded on the same day. And omg ted you look like a giant next to Grace. I am fearful
I'm so happy carson plugged you, Mr. Milk Man
congrats on 100k my dude
man i love this cooking channel
0:50 Bruno is that you but your less Italian
I just read the title and said “coffee cake?” And clicked and was immediately answered. 10/10 customer service.
Ted Nivison is the only UA-camr who has made me crave foods he makes and I’m not even kidding it’s after midnight and I just really feckin want coffee cake
Ted I need more I’ve watched everything and I’ve never been so happy to find a youtuber, if you make more videos I’ll buy some cram
5:16 Great, now I can't sleep at night.
"Im skeptical prove me wrong"
Irish people: *laughs in better dairy produce*
I've never seen dairy gold with silver packaging it's always gold in Ireland
truly incredible how much they are similar
Ayo! congrats on 1 mil ted :)
“Welcome to spreading batter out with Ted, I’m your host... Gerald”
0:48 she did it boys she said it
they are so much alike it's incredible
God I love staying up way too late watching Ted cook