I Drone Striked The Shire - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2021
- It was only a matter of time until the Hobbits had to be dealt with.
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Stop drone striking my family
I don't agree
No
"Don't grab women from behind only in TABS"
Ferb I know what we are going to do today
My god this is a funny comment lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😏
Lmao this made me laugh so hard thanks for the good rest of the night sleep
🤔 Question is where are we going to do so?
Oh no ferb no dont
Hobbit at first level: he is paralyzed, but he got the spirit.
Ethan Anderson Gutierrez I saw that too
Yeah Spirit counts when you've got a bullet or 6 or 7 or 10 in your skull thanks for your comments have a wonderful day dear friend.
Brain damage
Archer: *gets shot then hits the hobbit*
Hobbit: *doesn't care*
Archer: "W-what?!
Captain sauce: “but there isn’t a unit shaped like a crash Matt”
:sad snuffy noises
its mat not matt my name is matt
@@gc_dwrfy6151 hi matt
@@gc_dwrfy6151 thanks for the heads up matt
@@gc_dwrfy6151 thanks matt you really helped me realise the 2nd t in mat was in that sentence
@@gc_dwrfy6151 matt, the most simple name can be great.
This is actually Cap’s 100th episode of TABS (full release). Congrats Cap! You’re awesome as always and continue to make me laugh. Keep it up man.
wow i can't believe a hobbit is thanking sauce for 100 episodes of annihilating him.
Hi blumpkin
I'm so proud of him!!
Same profile pic
Technically this isn't the full release
"It's like watching a bunch of hamsters walk into a blender!"
Not that you'd know anything about doing that, right? *Right?*
OH GOD
PETA 911
@@itgelmunhboldbat1671 lol unspeakable fan
@@whatthetutorial9829 what’s wrong whith that bruh
I'd like to know what you do in your free time cap
“It’s like watching hamsters jump into a blender!”
PETA: We’ve got eyes on the target
PETA would probably do the same tbh
@@KapGaming07 can confirm
@Kyan Nurse another thing i can confirm
Wait you guys are serious? Because if so I just did not know
@@fchef8370 Yeah they are kinda a death row for animals
“I don’t understand. Why is horse the Muhammed Ali of the broken faction? Nothing makes sense.”
-CaptainSauce 2021
"they explode now?" and "they fly now?" have the same energy
I like how Cap points out that the axes are very large for a small little hobbit like Blumpkin, but not the fact that they brought 3 executioners for the job.
"He pushed him off"
*Sad quickdraw noises*
2:00
Vlad deserves a promotion for the way he took out the knight and squire threatening the VIP
YOU ARE SOW RIGHT
So in the first S. T. H level your plan was:
A miner was gonna get a shot.
And Guns...
By famous communists
Also let a hobbit with ptsd run around in a hunting pack
You should make a character that is called “the hero”, who is created to be controlled ( lots of health, ability to dodge) and have him face off against the strongest units.
no dodging
@@dontyeetapig6378 yes dodge
@@dontyeetapig6378 Projectile dodging would disturb the movement. Maybe like the Backwards Dodge or Teacher Parry, for fighting
Ya kinda like a video game character
I mean more like a small speed boost
Siren Head : *has dong*
Cap : “will ya stop showing it to the camera damn it!”
Are hobbits children
Wdym has dong??? ...
@@MisterDoorNumber1 17:45
@@michaelcollins5819 he didn’t it was just phasing but I get it
@@samudacamu1671 no
"It's like watching a bunch of hamsters walk into a blender!"
I to remember the great hamster suicide of 1679.
1769
Cap: Activate Mini-Sauce.
Hobbits: Ah shoot, here we go again.
Put “Ah s#!t here we go again” in the beginning plz
@@AmarJC2008 why you censor shit
@@realpatrickstarboy7452 ah shit here we go again
just say shit
"It's raining burnt hobbit corpses"
Here we go again.
Battle cats wrong game dude were playing tabs dude
@@why7234 ya said dude twice
Ah s##t here we go again
#ingoing123
hello modern cat
Am I the only one who found it adorable when vald was fallowing blumpkin around trying to protect him from danger
Like father, like drunken son
@@SpeedierGuide98 ppzmkz
@@jonathanalexis287 wut
@@SpeedierGuide98 @ gmail. i might calm down his attacknwe codes for rpg world I don't kill 2 days codes fpr codes
@@jonathanalexis287 ok.
Blumpkin gets paralyzed from neck down:
Captainsauce and the game: he's still alive!
Nice
Nice
LOL
Stop saying nice and call 911 I'm paralyzed
@@generalfloppa5798 suffer
"They kind of fit in the crowd."
*Ah yes teachers, well known for showing up to executions.*
Wow! public school must really suck...
I wouldn't know.
@@sherbert8168 It does.
Yeah, from what I remember I was locked up in a panic room for breaking a pencil...
@@sherbert8168 breaking. A pencil. What the hell is wrong with the world
@@door.4975 I'm a "special education" student
WHAT THE MANGO DOES THAT MEAN??
2:07 Man his teammate is really happy he didn’t die
Yoohooyidlabadee!
I feel like the randomness makes this game even more acurate.
Im holding back my temptations to correct you
@@wheeleekwazee1641 No you’re not
@@wileymcgraw5511 fine then one billion tacos there is 2 C's in accurate
Battle Recommendation:
“The Ghost of Christmas ‘Present’ “
10 elves(PRESENT)
2 Banshees(ghost duh)
5 Cheerleaders(THE CHRISTMAS CAROL SINGERS)
1 Ballooner(Scrooge)
ITS OUT SEASON
“And maybe a couple of *minors* as well? I need something to get shot by the arrows.”
-CaptainSauce 2021
I was going to coment that
1:40
"Miners, not minors!"
~ Sir Alexander Dane, 1999
Protect the children meow!
4:41 Cap is always trying to use type advantage as if this Pokémon lol
Holy crap I wanna see more of the “broken faction” vs the world!
I love how sauce celebrates his 100th episode of tabs by first doing everything to protect the hobbits, then curb stomping them with stealth drones.
welcome to the channel
"Let's destroy what we protect!"
“I’m gonna pull an Obama and bomb the crap out of the shire”
-Captainsauce 2021
Hey it's free real estate!
16:10
Wow real original funny haha
Ehh, nothing you can do about it
aha funny quote comment very original 161 likes ahahaha
"I don't know how much I should trust the demolition expertise of people who treat their bombs like marshmallows."
The classic CaptainSauce.
8:45 I guess you could call it a "flawless execution"
13:17 watching the hobbit obliviously wander around as he is saved at the last second by blad every millisecond is hilarious
“Do you really need to execute somebody that is the size of an Oompa Loompa using an axe that’s as big as a car door?”
-CaptainSauce 2021
Is this your 3rd comment?
The top 2 comments are both yours, how did you do this?
@@matthewboire6843 sheer winner energy
@@mewmew8932 yea probably
I still don't understand why when people make these campaigns with blumpkin, they don't just make it so that when blumpkin dies, you lose with the win conditions
Because the levels were made before win conditions existed.
@@JustAGamerPerson "Survive for ___ seconds" _is_ an alternate win condition, so it's a legitimate question.
@@phantomy2034 They both were added at the same time.
@@JustAGamerPerson so why use survive for x seconds when there is a win condition that fits the mode?
@@adamteashaw9441 Because the campaigns Cap played were made before win conditions were even known to exist in the future.
“They keep releasing this moan.”
- CaptainSauce 2021
Best quote ever
Cap:Blumpkin let go of the horse, BLUMPKIN LET GO OF THE HORSE!
That got me crying
Hello Alastor I’m the radio doggo
10:07 Didn’t know Blumpkin had the grim reaper as a Jojo stand XD
"Menacing"
KONO POWAH!
*pillar men theme intensities*
Wdym? Whats a stand?
(Its a joke cause im a normal person)
@@oreokid5516 ?
The fact somebody even knew they could do this is amazing.
While i did not make the drone mod, i can tell you what he put on the drone to make it
The propellers are the TABG propeller hat, the middle part is a pirate bandana, the camera is the TABG cyborg eye, and the little dot on top is the TABG bomber man hat
There are a total of 7 hats that make yhe drone, your welcome
Edit : ok i will be honest, i think i missed a hat or two, because it also seems like the drone has zorros hair ( in misc) and maybe a painted mask? ( also in misc )
However i cannot tell for sure sense captain sauce did not get a clear enougb image for me to tell if that is the case or not
@@ahgetouttaere7808 Wait that was a mod? I thought they broke with the new update
@@daborlandsareback8396
Yup, that was a mod, and it was a combination of in game hats that made it
@@ahgetouttaere7808 Cool
@@ahgetouttaere7808 I can see how it might not be a mod but the propellers make it harder to believe
17:48
Whole new meaning to the word 'boner'
Blumpkin is just one of those characters that leave you speechless with confusion and bumbling with laughter at the same time.
“Sacking of the Farm”
3 Jarls
5 Berserkers
2 Chieftans
7 Poachers
7 Blowdarters
10 Brawlers
1 Hwacha
1 Ullr as the barbarian leader
"Legally alive"
When has laws stopped sauce
15:48 did Blumpkin just say “Awhoo!” when he got hit by a snake?
They always say that
HE WAS LOL
He did
“Awhoo!”
- a typical Halfling sound
Maybe I did why do you care
Battle recommend:
"Dynasty Clash"
1 Shogun
1 Sensei
1 Lady Red Jade
10 Samurais
5 Ninjas
See, the only person that has a problem with this title is CaptainSauce’s monetization.
Don't worry this video is sponsored by Obama
@@soceanicplays4818 vS
No it isn't
@Heath Lockwood been gone since it started
My time machine broke I'll fix it later
"Stealth drone"
are we forgetting that half the units dont have eyes?
And sometimes they have five
13:24
Vlad with the save
And Blumpkin jumping before Vlad swung the final hit was epic
15:47 You can see the fear in Cap's eyes the moment he realized that snakes are flying around.
“Instead of making the poor richer the rich want to turn blumpkin inside out”
One of the best quotes of 2021 so far
Uhm what I just took a thing from the video that I thought was funny
Sauce: He's dead
me who saw his eyes: don't ever use the word smart with me
Ikr nobody talks about this in comments
I also noticed that and immediately went to the comment to see if anyone else noticed.
13:23 r we gonna talk about the EPIC save Vlad pulled here?
Comment battle: Lightning storm.
Surrounded by 4 Thors and each Thor has 5 cheerleaders.
The lightning won’t work for that
Pulling an Obama was a bad idea, the drones are now having a seisure and now they have been permanently demonitized into obama memes
Fighting wobbly horse: he’s god. Why is he god
Using wobbly horse:hahahahaha I’m dead
“Wherever blumpkin goes, the reaper will follow”
There’s kinda some sense to this metaphor😂
All the kings horses, and all the kings men wouldn’t fuck with blumpkin again
Every other UA-camr: Actual good content
Captain Sauce: Finding random weird crap but it’s still good crap
What about jake Paul.
@@honque2490 bad crap
@@honque2490 Crap
@@honque2490 i thought its john pole
so this isnt good content?
“Actually I should grab them from behind, don’t grab women from behind.”
He never said anything about men though
👀
r/suddenlygay
@@scarredeyealex8499 bold of you to assume that SuperPoo 2 is a guy
@@jrcspiderman2003 My bad r/suddenlybi
Ummm,don’t do that either
I've had that hidden faction glitch before, and I can confirm that da vinci is actually one of the stronger melee units
Plot twist:
The Hobbits aren't Hobbits, the Captain is actually high on PCP in Iran, and he just called multiple drone strikes on the populous
"I'm gonna pull an Obama and drone strike the shire" so true. Best quote to start the year
Trump supporter
@@dysonpounds5705 Did I hurt your feelings Mr Pounds? More like 600 pounds. Heyooo
@@iforgor227 that was a shitty joke im not even 250
@@dysonpounds5705 angry libtard lol
oh gosh thattrojanguy vs dyson pounds: the rise of the dave Matthew vs aramaru fight
The perfect UA-cam title doesn’t exis-
U tryin to get that heart
Only Sauce is so good at breaking games that he would accidentally find a debug feature that hardly anybody knows about.
When if I may ask?
I feel as though people don’t treat the bomb on a stick as a good unit! It’s very cheap, and it can attract enemies just like the barrel roller, as well as explode them! It deserves more recognition in my opinion.
Fun fact: the new ballooner can prolong the cooldown or almost disable the ability for his enemy to attack
Experiment idea: The battle of the supports
1 musket + 5 cheerleaders
Vs
1 musket + 5 priests
First musket to die loses
It would be the priest musket that loses because you can't heal through a one-shot
Well, it'll just be the same as putting a musket v musket unless they both miss. Muskets one-shot other muskets.
Plumpkin didn’t push the archer, a quick draw shot him off the map as Plumpkin got hit by an arrow
2:26
Captainsauce: He actually got that archer and managed to push him back
The quick draw that shot the archer as soon as blumpkin attack the archer: Am I a joke to you?
Oh no....
*The FBI finally found Bilbo’s family*
“It’s raining burnt hobbit corpses” Here we go again.
Happy 100th TABS Full Release Video man!
Currently there is a bug with the custom campaign creator that clears every win condition exept "defeat the other team". That's the reason the units started to spin in circles and the battle didn't end at 4:30 and 6:50
It’s almost hard to believe that captainsauce already has 100 videos in this series
I saw the start and laughed so hard
Mee too
@@ItzMehWFroge did you just comment on your own comment XDDDDD
@@chenterr103 ya why not?
Lol
The actual reason that the horses won is that horses are basically invincible as most units can’t actually turn fast enough to hit them, but the solo horse is the tabs equivalent of getting hit by an extremely fast car, a rubbery, bouncy car that can effortlessly kill gods.
Congratulations you made your 100 episode on totally accurate battle simulator known as tabs I can't believe that that is insane
When I saw the title I was like yes this is what tans needed
In real life horses are turned into glue in tabs the horses are already glue
Ballooners now 'incapacitate' targets. The sticky hands now 'disable' the unit they have just stuck themselves on, making the target unit not be able to attack. Pretty op, to me.
so its KO jizz, got it
@@mudkipgast8671 iT'S PRETTY OP IF YOU USE IT ON A
UC unit.
Last episode Blumpkin turned a potion seller inside out with his mind, and this episode he gets shot through the head and survives, what on earth is Blumpkin, cause he ain't normal
There’s a reason he’s protected
Cap: As long as he's somewhat alive, legally alive, that's all that matters.
Me: Do things like legalities even exist in TABS.
but u know captainsauce, always abiding by the laws in video games, not actively trying to massacre all the halflings in the world.
Hii
Hehe first
When he said "Blumkin let go of the horse" I dont know why but I just lost it and started laughing so hard
I COULDNT STAND THAT
Horse: Will you please listen, I'm not the messiah
Captain Sauce: HE IS, HE IS THE MESSIAH
I think the hobbit killed the archery man and stabbed himself with a bow suck in the ground to end himself on sauce but sauce didn’t let him
3:02 ok now your just Ezio
2:00. I believe what happened was the arrow was in the bow, meaning it wasn’t damaging yet. The arrow landed on/through blumpkin’s head but didn’t damage him. However, there was something on top of him, so the computer registered him as smooshed.
“I gotta say I really appreciate the Ballooner efforts here” -rare footage of captainsauce not insulting the ballooner unit.
Cap: talking me see’s jester
Nice name
the fuck am I reading
@Camren Lindsay no u
How am I supposed to read this? Or is this broken English?
@@plasticballs your pfp explains it all
Me: Ok, time to go to bed, it’s almost midnight.
Captain Sauce: *posts TABS video*
Me: ...ok, just one more...
1 Eternity later
I am giving you guarantee that the shire will surely revolt against you Sauce. I mean look at him, he uses hobbits as text subjects.
Captain sauce:getting blumpin killed
Me:screening at my tablet take control of him
No one:
Literally no one:
CallMeCarson: 1:41
I miss the good ol’ days back when 98% of the comment section *weren’t* repeating the same quotes over and over again.
10:28 he made a spartan shield out of skeletons
Also 1 to check for units when you dont see any use the possess button while scanning the battleground and you can mostly get around limited units by re-equipping the factions
"You better believe that Im gonna pull an Obama and bomb the crap out of the shire"
-CaptainSauce 2021
E
A
You are first
He is the first
I have a battle suggestion that I like to call:
SHIRE FIRE!!!!!
10 Hafflings
10 Elves (Yours, not the game's)
10 Hay Bailers
10 Santa's Slays
1 Bob Ross (as an H20 Delirious reference)
You can ONLY use fire units that are NOT the wheelbarrow dragon and you must have YOUR CaptainSauce unit that has to live through the entire thing. If he dies, you fail.
21:50
Jampires, anyone?