These Cursed Units Are Amazing - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2021
- I'm always shocked at what people can make in TABS but this latest batch of units are the definition of cursed.
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OUTRO
Itro - Panda [NCS Release]
• Itro - Panda | Progres...
/ itro - Ігри
19:14
Cap: "HOW DO YOU PLAN ON FIRING THAT THING?"
Musketeer: "Observe"
True
It has long since been canon that TABS... creatures don't have bones. So of course it could fire it's gun.
@@Echo_the_half_glitch huh?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 basically said
"Its canon that TABS units dont have bones, so of course it could shoot its gun"
the musketeer on caps team:*misses* yay i hit him *gets stabbed* cap:HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD WHEN IM ON THE OTHER TEAM BUT WHEN YOUR ON MY TEAM YOUR A PIECE OF SH(censored)
"It wasn't exactly my finest warcrime, but i was pretty proud of it" we need a cap warcrime compilation
Yes
True
True
Y E S
Y E S
Captainsauce, you forgot to do the cheerleaders with the Razor Tank, imagine super speed tank, just even a 1 minute section would be amazing! Like if you want captainsauce to see.
Beyblade time...
@@thegamingeagle4737 yes
It would be a tornado
Bayblade special attack
Let em rip
"This is my new favorite unit"
In the distance, sad mammoth and horse sounds...
Yo that helicopter is just “i have no mouth yet i must scream” reimagined
Nice profile pic
I wish for death, but I cannot ask, for I have no mouth.
FL4K: I Have No Mouth and I must Vomit.
tru
hey prim? is that you from lemmy's discord?
Few seconds in and the intro already involves slaughtering hobbits. *_INSTANT LIKE_*
the ice giant has a sort of "taunt" ability, everything focuses on it first. good for blumpkin.
Fits mythology
it might be the massive hitbox it has, it's technically leaning out so it'll get aggroed first
“ThAt iS nOt HoW To HoLd a GuN SoLdieR!!!” CaptainSauce-2021 19:09
“The fact that it doesn’t have a mouth makes me think it can only wish for death and not beg us for it.”
-CaptainSauce 2021
It needs death
It is required that we remove it's life force
@@papaahd7566 uuyuiyiuyuyui55uyuy6ikkò0uuu5yyuuuuuuuuku5uiuu
Gggggg
That is such a raw line
"Once you see that, you can't unsee something like the *Vietnam helicopter*"
Me as a Vietnamese: Yeahh, that's accurate, enough
It would be a little bit more accurate if it was a little bit more American and not from Russia for legal purposes
It ain’t a Huey tho
@@_aragornyesyes_7171 its an mi 24 hind
Oh hey u Vietnamese too?
@@sponky8614 which is Russian right?
Sauce: Why must you be a top, I dont want to be a bottom.
Rule 34 artists: Write that down, write that down.
Oh dear God.
"They can't get within range"
Pikes: 😳
Razor Tank would probably yeet the pike away and yeet the pikeman
“I can’t believe this! A buzzer-beater boat strike is the worst!”
-CaptainSauce 2021
Have I seen you in the TABS wiki?I'm the @Mad TABS Lad
Hey I saw you on another video. I forgot which one
I wish he'd return to that clicker eggplant game; his eggplant maiden gameplay is full of excellent quotes like that
Imagine dying from being hit by a boat
Blumpkin is that you?
"Wasn't my finest war crime"
-Captainsauce 2021
the musketeer holding the gun backwards had me laughing for a good minute 19:09
19:15 that musketeer has some serious skill in using a gun like that, big ups to him. 👍
Broke: Da Vinci Tank with cannons
Woke: Beyblade: Hobbit Destroyer Edition
Your profile picture gives me PTSD.
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 your profile picture gives me hope for humans
@@genocidalyoukai7890 Your profile picture give me brain damage
@@-_-life_is_unordinary-_-9423 your profile pic is sending me mixed signals
@@lordtoomas your profile picture is awesome
The true Beyblade has been awakened
hobbits: why do I hear boss music
Yeah
Lol
We need a hobbit faction
*hear
@@3cheeseshigh we don’t care about grammar this is youtube
I liked how he was asking why attack helicopters are so powerful against flying babies with love bows
Unit idea: seargent blumkin
Body: hobbit
Clothes: hobbit clothes and helmet
Health:150
Abilities: yell
Here's one better, the hobbit hero which is a super op hobbit and looks exactly like a hobbit.
@@Nobody-xq8vj thanks
How about that, but also the shortsword in honor of Frodo and Bilbo.
"With the possibility of this thing being incredibly VIOLENT, of course we have to first test it out against THE SHIRE."
- CaptainSauce 2021 while testing the spinning swords
It’s 2021
@@hungtheheroluu Lol, mistakes
The plane’s thrust game is on point😂.
I'm in the first 20 mins the comment yay I captainsauce
I love captainsauce
I also love that he found the range glitch with it
The fact this is the first comment I see is absolutely wonderful
there was a plane?
"they did it.. OH he got crushed by a boat"
-tomato sauce 2021
Tomato Sauce, I think its Captain Sauce. Respect the Supers (lol, Im jk)
I sometimes like to call CaptainSauce “CaptainSus”.
@@hungtheheroluu ok sry
I loved that scene so much. I could see the boat and went "oh no..." Imagine the blue team seeing that they were outnumbered, so they just went " deploy the boat" XD
The Da Vinci tank reminds be of something off of BattleBots
Glad I'm not the only one
Yeah though those kind of bots are usually some of the worst
Other than fires saws and grabbers
The Intro had me thinking:
B E Y B L A D E
L E T I T R I P
Y E S
gods attack: every boss of every faction.
ay
@@penguingaming502
Does that include the super peasant?
Because he is the boss of legendary faction
@@King-of-memes465 well i meant like the most powerful person on the normal tabs which means no mods
@@penguingaming502super peasant isn’t a mod
The jarl rage doesn't happen when there are multiple jarl's, it happens when the jarl gets low health
I was just wondering, have you ever considered doing a "Where are they now: Life of Kevin" special video?
“Totally accurate”
Incredibly under rated comment
Yep
True
Totally accurate they say
Tottally
Captainsauce: how do you plan on firing that thing?
Musketeer: *immediately aims gun at enemy*
Captainsauce: whatever floats your boat!
I guess im randomly asking but does anyone know a trick to log back into an Instagram account??
I was stupid forgot the account password. I love any assistance you can offer me.
@@bridgerzev8745 (THIS IS A JOKE IM REALLY SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED,THIS IS JUST A JOKE)
Gimme Ya Password
This is the video that keeps me from sleeping at 05:20 in the morning
Note:no this isn't a timestamp
Wow! Now with TABS, even your war machine can be just as traumatized as the soldiers that used it! I mean just look into those eyes.
Joke of the day:
What did the hacker do after hacking the computer?
*he ransomware.*
bruh
Fucking amazing
Yes
This is sans level of shit
Yes
Looks like the *Vietnam Helicopter* has seen some “things.”
Or its just really scared of the drone.
No it committed various war crimes in the 70s and is stuck in a permanent PTSD episode
I like how much of a meme the Vietnam helicopter is. Just having a constant seizure while spraying out rockets and occasionally bullets. It’s perfect
Every normal unit: "has no mouth"
Captainsauce:🙂
Plain thing with eyes:"no mouth"
Captainsauce:😨
hobbits literally every episode: the shire is gonna need more children
They breed like dogs.
Which brings me to why the active genocides of hobbits are good for this nation and the world as a whole.
@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 hol’ up...
Nice profile picture
They do after cap is done with them
@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 more like bunnies
Custom Unit: is amazing at killing halflings
Captain Sauce: It's perfect
Well how you gonna get your smoothies?
@@theresasassthetician8935 what
@@kylerucinski9171 don't "what" on such legendary question sir!
sauce youve grown so much since the first time ive ever watched you, i remember when youd average around 20k, now you got 2 million subs and average over 600k per video in the span of 5 years, thats crazy, keep it up
My guy, you need to do Santa with the elf on his shoulders attack cupid
There’s a unit called “Naga” it’s a giant snake and it’s awesome
I made that
@@rodhankelee6585 either your telling the truth or your lying to get clout 80% Chance your lying.
Cool 😎
@@Boinkadoink_ year I am liying
S
cap: this is my new favorite unit
what about santa claws?
Are you related to Sean?
@@zpxnd1352 what do u mean
@@Cicero760 He meant Jackcepticye
@@jessiecordero8304 ok
@@zpxnd1352 no he is im mclAughlin sean is mclOughlin
Hey so i think you should try my new gamemode - protect the hobbit DLC Edition, the rules are:
-You can only place a single hobbit
-You can only use the dev powers (from the bugs DLC)
-You can't invert gravity
-You can't use the vaccuum
-You need to have fun
-Side note: there is no limit to the placement of the hobbit
@CaptainSauce you are probably not going to read this but I’m really glad that you make such good video’s I’ve been really depressed about life right now and The only thing that keeps me happy right now is you I will never regret stumbling across this channel
i for one would totally watch caps play-through of assassins creed
Yes
Yes!!!!!
That helicopter is going to haunt my dreams tonight. Grotesque is the perfect word. Edit: I'm literally dead I saw that boat coming and I immediately knew what was about to happen.
Warheads With a Twist
Map: Viking Sandbox
Border: Vertical
Units:
10 Musketeers
15 Berserkers
Thank you so much for making videos, they have been helping me through some troubling times. And for some reason, breakneck snuffy cheers me up.
Me Watching captain sauce: YES
there being a tank with spikes: yup same shit again
Ah shit here we go again...
Why I was gonna say that lol
Haven’t watched the whole video yet but I would be delighted if you fight one of the davinci death wagons together like a beyblade battle
Thank you captain sauce seriously these finals are just way to much rn and your content is making me look on the brighter side of things.
I think we need to see the “Beyblade Tank” vs. the Captain Sauces.
Guys how about this: Blade-nado tank. Ok I feel I need to explain: blade tank but with cheerleaders to form a tornado because it has been a while since we have seen a tornado.
I want to see it fight the super peasant and the invinsible cactus
How about the beyrazor blade form
"it wasn't exactly my finest war crime but u-i was pretty proud of it"
-cap
I slightly wish we could have a tournament like the old tabs when there were chicken men, it was pretty funny
I want chicken man man to return i was kinda disappointed with the legacy units because...NO CHICKEN MAN MAN
So many units
@@Ashmega I agree, it’s the clam jam but more wobbly and dumb
CaptainSauce: How are people making these cursed units without mods!?
The UCM Mod: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Comment battle: "Go sleepy sleepy"
40 blowdarters
40 hobbits
20 potion sellers
All surrounding you
Maybe some potion sellers
5 tanks 5 beyblades and 20 sharpshooters
@@Purp1e_Grapes there, done :)
Is it weird that I thought the title said “Cursed barbie”
Lol
No he could make a cursed hobbit
Cheers I'll drink to that bro
nh
Not really
Remember when cap played the old tabs
The good old days when it wasn't about kicking halflings into space
It was about kicking pesants
Cant spell
And the neon faction
22:27 "This is my new favorite unit!"
Santa Claws: 😟
Nobody:
Litteraly freaking nobody:
Cap: "You will not deny me my helicopter orgy forever"
Im so early he hasnt commited war crimes on hobbits yet.
What
And I'm so late he has no hobbies left
Not the only one
@@masonjaramillo1264 what do you mean what
me too
"It wasn't exactly my finest war crime,
but I was pretty proud of it"
-Captain Sauce
I've been playing this game a lot recently and I found some things that you might not know. The pirate on the front of the bomb cannon fights with his sword if enemies get too close, the snake archer has a snake on his head, the sensei can become a tornado, and the samurai giant can deflect ballista bolts. I'm not saying you don't know any of this, just thought it would be interesting.
The shire: exists
Captainsauce:and then I started blasting
they're using a mod called UCM to make these cursed units
da vinci’s beyblade has reached its final form
Holly hobbit with a couple guards: 1 hobbit 3 ice giants 10 priestess. Also you can only use 10,000 points.
it turns out that landfall nerfed cupids, so if you were wondering why everything shot by them wasn't backflipping, its just that they made it so units aren't crazy when they get shot by cupid.
Me Seeing sword tornado cannon: ”Jesus Christ”
No he wasn't part of that battle. Although now I'm curious if a tank can kneel
Other name for the tank “bay blade”
congrats on 2.3 mil subs!
i love your channel! your a great youtuber and probably a great person!! keep up the good work!!
'It wasn't exactly my proudest war crime'
Never change Sauce, never change
“Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand”
Fortunat son
I love Tabs And These Units are Hilarious and Save Da Hobbit theres so Dam funny 🤣💛
I love how hes come such a long way ive been here since 500k love to see him( also if you could pls try finishing the mincraft series thank you)
Poly bridge 2: i have been beaten his sanity is safe
Defend the hobbit: allow me to introduce myself
I've never been this early. Brings a tear to my eye.
Lol same
In today's video, I'm going to review your vehicles that you guys made out of clothes and human body parts!
Do you have any clue how they do this? Because Cap said that he got them from the steam workshop, a place that doesn’t include mods for tabs.
Cappy said it was no a mod. It was from the unit creator.
@@sherbert8168 I just said that
Well In that case, I want to learn too!
@@sherbert8168 you should try asking a developer of one of the units
Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS!
I was literally eating cereal while watching this episode of tabs and when the screen cut to the Vietnam helicopter I almost spat out everything onto my floor
"They can't make ice arenas if they're in a different area code"
Captainsauce
-2021
Also, I find it that CaptainSauce saying “area code” is just a running gag.
boi
Indeed
Yaa
Pancake
Bababooey
Yes
Omg i laughed so hard when he was talking to the musketeers asking how they plan on firing and then the troop shoots over his shoulder.
Hey Cap, how would you feel about playing ARK again, I loved the first series and was wondering if would return even if just for an episode or two!
Love you vids
The shire is being abused 1 like :another hobbit
Hi sauce, I’ve been a long time fan of the channel and was hoping I could get a happy birthday for my 15th. It would be a great gift! You’ve been the one UA-cam that a I go out of my way to watch keep up the good work bro!
Hi captainsauce I just want to tell you you're my favourite UA-camr and you made my day better last night I had to get stitches in my head
Yay he uploaded
I have a idea it’s called “attack on titan” first theirs the giants aka titans and in the back are only swordsmen
My new favourite captain sauce phrase
“Magical meme gun”
I loved the bayblade at the end
Captain Sauce: "I think little a pilot comes out of it's cock pit."
me" "what amkes women and planes alike?"
Captain Sauce: "i don't know?"
me: "they both have cockpits."
like my joke or comment
I needed Joseph to explain this joke...
LOL
Why?
@@roboticgamer4645 because it’s funny
@@somerandomdudeontheinterne4529 aren’t we all
"Wasn't my finest war crime but I was pretty proud of it" -Cap2021
Congrats on 2 million
I love you so much.you make me so happy and I love how much effort you put in to all of your videos. I think I speak for everyone when I say you're the absolute best youtuber Kevin .stay saucy
oh by the way just for the Memes I have a comment battle The shocking spinning tornado Tank this weird may be modded or created tank da Vinci tank to be exact with the Spinney things that look like a Beyblade and let’s say 25 Thor’s
USE SENSEI AND SHOGUN
HE PASSED 100 TABS EPISODES LETS FREAKING GO THIS IS A HUGE MILESTONE
If Sauce wants a mod that can add in some violence, the mod "ForGlory" adds in the possibility that unit can get one of their limbs or head cut off.