Something Is Eating The Hobbits - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2021
- People keep ruining TABS and I'm all for it.
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"Welcome to the Wobbly West, here we have seizure horses, living tomatoes, and much more! Here, it’s fun for the whole family!"
What I see in the intro is a lasso going on drug
@@martinegornail9726 "Such is life in the Wobbly West"
I forgot the wobbly west was called the wobbly west until this comment, still find it funny how Twitter made them do that
It doesn’t sound like fun
90th like
13:34 I love how cap never reads who wins a fight and just assumes
Xactly
Barney insta killed that cow.
Yup 😂
FRRR
And then he started underestimating him IMMEDIATELY
"You don't need to be a wizard biologist to appreciate Harry Potter against an M1 Abrams Tank"
“Nobody”
“Absolutely nobody”
Barney: *claps the minotaur without cap even knowing”
It deadass says “blue victory” when cap thinks that red won.
Yeah, you seem to be the only person who pointed this out
@@justsomedeermonsterwithint1852 I noticed that. I think it’s hilarious that nobody else saw that.
I'm surprised no one else noticed barney booty clap big burger bob.
Yes
Well guess I'm not crazy then
I feel like nobody talks about how legendary sauce’s commentary is, it’s amazing how he can think of such funny things to say in such a short amount of time
That's my favorite thing about his channel
We got an egg in an orange
Yea his commentary is the one crippling my depression instead of my depression crippling ME
Ikr
4th
I know it's been a while, but if you remember playing the VR game "I Expect you to Die", the sequel was just released. I'm sure I wouldn't be the only person who would love to see you play through it!
he said on his Twitter a bit ago that he had problems and wouldn't be able to do vr for a while
He said on twitter thay he won't play vr games *anymore* because he has severe eye conditions so stop begging him. Health comes first
@Josh West we can only hope now
CaptainSauce and IEYTD was a bond that was unstopable
13:32 it says "Blue Victory" so that means that Barnie just clotheslined the Minotaur when it charged at him
Straight up I like ya cut g
That poor Minotaur
I saw. It confused me
naw man Barnie did the "metal under the shirt move" like what Bret hart did to Goldberg in 1999
@@NutsackMuncher420 me as well
Thats what I'm saying
Cap: “I’ve never wanted a plant to open its mouth more in my life”
Plant: _Opens mouth_ “[Insert sunflower pun here]
“Cap… _what have you done?!?_ ”
“I expect you to die, you be the spy and I’ll be the liar” is out now, hoping for that on a video
he has eye problems and won't be doing vr for awhile
source:his Twitter
@@landr9391 turns out vr isnt something you can just play everyday as your job and not expect eye issues
Yes we need it
@@lunerdytrenlal3 who knew?
I bought it yesterday and beaten it
"I'm sorry where did that tiny goblin man come from?"
The Queen and Ship's baby.
That’s Cupid fucking around
I swear, I never see cap use the Longship anymore, It's such a cost-effective unit, but cap almost never uses it. The only times I see cap use the Longship are in the first videos of the full release of TABS and his videos of the Pirate Faction update. Like "My Pirate Fleet Set's Sail".
But after that, he almost never uses them anymore.
To be fair, is it really all too interesting?
@Tony Tsai that’s not what I meant. The longship he already saw it maybe he wants to try something new instead. The longship is useful against crowds and once they destroy a group of enemies then you get extra units which do a lot of damage like you said. It’s better then the bank robber.
Still haven't done a tournament with all the full release units, will be fun with caps commentary
“Oh, it just got torched. It might have just been a happy sunflower, am I the bad guy here?” I mean, you did choose someone from the Evil faction.
Good joke!
Yes but IM NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
@@oldsport8838 I hate you.
"Strapping anything to that wobbly idiot is a massive mistake."
- Cap the Wobbly Horse Expert
*Worshiper* We are all sevants to the church of the wobbly horse
EY EY EY MAN IM CJ
“Is it a catholic plane” I died after that. 😂😂😂
R.I.P😢
Bro really generalized all Catholic priests
That sunflower reminded me of Flowey (from Undertale)... man I'd love to see Cap playing this game! Especially if he doesn't know anything about it, because man oh man would it be nice to have his genuine reactions to the stuff
Caps relationship with Hobbits is like Batman and the Jokers relationship: without the other they feel something is missing.
that something being the irresistible urge to beat the ever-loving crap out of one another
welcome to tabs where horses drink too much alcohol and Godzilla thinks he is a middle aged toddler
I laughed so hard I literally almost died. This content is so good.
That sunflower is actually terrifying
Edit: I think with the posse wagon you can place units in the back of the wagon and rush into the field and sorta drop them off. That if they can get off the wagon
I don't think it that scary
@Noodle Raccoon nah its from pvz
@@epickman6953 *dID soMeonE SaY PvZ!??!?1?!?1*
Btw the wagon is made out of hats in the unit creator. People change their positions and size by changing values in their files.
I think they based it off from pvz.
13:33 Barney actually won that match somehow
Yes someone else noticed
Hey, just so you know I expect you to die 2 has come out. Would love if you play it again as the first one was my favorite series you have ever put out! Also love your content, really funny!
He has an eye infection so he probably won't make another vr video
@@sourpusstv7984 eye infections can be cured in a matter of days/weeks.
@@danielm.595 yet it has been a year since the last vr video
@@sourpusstv7984 welp, let's hope he returns to make VR games videos soon, he loved I Expect You to Die, so you can understand that people would want him to try the second
To see a character who has sole ownership of the most powerf weapon in their universe get decked by an M1A1 Abrams is beautiful. Like, dude, just use a FUCKING GUN Voldemort! ITS THAT EASY
13:26 Barney actually won that!
Oh.
Sometimes, I feel like TABS will never get an update for like 6 months. But then the devs surprise you with one
Well the next thing would might be the ps4 and switch port
@@Smicklepickle ooh really? Alright looking forward to that then.
I'm honestly hoping the future will be added back with a giant mech as a secrete unit
@@phanta8880 ye they said that on their roadmap for the game and you can look too if you want to know more
After the PS4 and the switch port, a few more secret units and unit creator updates. After that the superhero unit, possibly with more secret units, and maybe another nap after that as well. After that idk
10:44 "Staff would be more of a crew's ship." So a ship with a crew is then a staff's ship.
Cap needs to play I Expect You To Die 2, it's amazing
He can't, he said on UA-cam and Twitter that he had an eye infection so he isn't going to make a vr video EVER again
@@sourpusstv7984 nope, he said that he would stop for awhile, plus that was a year ago.
@@danielm.595 weird, on UA-cam he said he will stop playing vr games on his channel.
@@sourpusstv7984 maybe he was waiting for some good games? Let's wait and see.
@@danielm.595 but why he didn't play any of the great games that have popped up over the past year
Hey Captain Sauce I don't think you noticed but when the 300 lbs humanoid cow quarter back charged Barney he died. Barney killed him.
Take this outta context and it's hilarious
Nope, barney won, it said Blue Victory and Barney was the Blue team
I thought so but the Minotaur actually died
The Minotaur died bro
@@pastagoose1506 that's what I wrote????
Captain, please play Facade! Its unique gameplay is perfect for your brand of humour! "That's it Captainsauce, you have got to go"!
Is it like tabs but more fun
His name is Kevin
I'm guessing Kevin Sauce
@@martinegornail9726 That is not accurate at all.
he has already played facade, I’m pretty sure he has a whole playlist
nvm he hasn’t played it
11:31 Cap should have said
Normally a horse is dragging a wagon but in this case it is wagging the wagon
captainsauce: sunflowers are either in rows in agrdens or *plant's vs zombies*
the sunflower: based off of sunflower from plants vs zombies so it does basically nothing
You know it’s gonna be a great night when cap posts Totally Inaccurate Derp Simulator
TIDS
😏
T.I.D.S.
@@Kolakeks Nice one, cap would approve
So true
TIDS
I’m 15 seconds through the video and I already know this will be an amazing video
Same
same LOL
How many subs can I get with with this comment current 27
@@lazarboye29 none, if you want subs make good content
@@ultraraptor7969 damn 🤣
Hey cap just so ya know the planes. The flower. The wagon and all of the strange stuff is just props like hats and things that have their position offset and size values changed in their files. ( here’s how. (Have tabs closed) TABS data. Custom content. Custom units (sort by most recent) open in notepad. Scroll down till you see values that look like this
Position offset,
X: 0.00,
Y: 0.00,
Z: 0.00
Size offset:
X: 1.00,
Y: 1.00,
Z: 1.00
Change the values. Close and save when prompted. Then relaunch TABS. (Units will no longer be in factions. Create a new faction called faction fix (doesn’t have to be called that) and add and save any unit to it to fix it.) also the props don’t have collision.
Favorite capatainsauce quote "wingardiunleviosa what the hell just happened"
This is probably my favorite series because it’s just so cursed. Keep up the good work cap
Hi cap I know you haven’t done vr in a while but I expect you to die two has come out like yesterday and id’e live to see some videos on it maybe ?
I agree and people should like your comment so cap
He has eye problems so he won't be able to do vr for awhile
@@jnewby9347 awhile?
Captain sauce: we may have to surround it so it stops moving
Banner bearer: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power
19:35 is anyone going to tell him Barney won
Today I was thinking about when I was younger and I remembered watching cap playing UEBS (ultimate epic battle simulator)
Who else was here for when cap played UEBS and earlier?
Not me
Yep, the good old days
I have been here a long long time
"It might have just been a real happy sunflower."
*Plants VS. Zombies music starts playing*
"There are zombies on your lawn"
“The zombies are coming!”
*wuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu*
*planting peashooter*
*pop*
*pop*
*pop*
*bucket breaks*
*There's a zombie on your lawn...*
I love how easy in the video he talks about how he shouldn't describe what he is thinking about the plain, yet later he is saying things you might think get him add canceled. XD
Cap: am I the bad guy here
Also cap: I've committed war crimes against hobbits in every way imaginable
11:48
My only thoughts summed up in a single quote:
"Clean cut, and still cuts a tomato"
It makes me so happy to know that captain sauce is a battlefield fan
I'm not really a battlefield fan, but I literally saw the clip he was talking about seconds before I clicked this video. What are the odds?
“The Old Guard”: One of every unit from the previous versions of the game except the super peasant and dark peasant;
To clarify:
Peasant
Musket
Squire
Brawler
Headbutter
Chariot
Farmer
Samurai
Shogun
Ninja
Sensei
Sarissa
Shieldman
Catapult
Cannon
Ballista
Super boxer
Barrel rollers
Poachers
To his joke about the planes pilots. If we're talking about sheer statistics, public school teachers do that far more often then Priests.
Finally a new video after 2-3 days, i feel blessed
Defo 2-3 days..
@@Slayerthe1st u cant judge my fish memory
@@GLUTINOUS_GLORY xD
Hey man, I know you kinda stopped doing VR, and I dont know the exact reason, I've heard many things. But if you ever get back into VR the first thing you should check out is I Expect You To Die 2, it just released and I really want to watch you play!
He permanently stopped vr because he has eye problems. Health comes first
@@agentray mogus
I'm a bit late, but the TABS videos are always worth the wait! Keep up the good work!
Tip: use the astronaut helmet to make the head of a tomato, it’s the quickest way to make the basic shape of the tomato
Don't ever stop uploading TABS.
This Sounds Like A Threat
Okay, that cart is like when you try to play the opening scene in Skyrim with higher than 60 fps…
lol
Or trying to open Minecraft bedrock edition with shaders
Are you gonna play I Expect You to Die 2 I loved watching you play the first one and want to watch you play the second one I love all the great content you produce
11:03 - did he just put $420 worth of tomatoes on the battlefield?
Yes. Yes he did.
The cave troll
20 samurai, 10 ninjas, 2 samurai giants and 1 Ice giant
(ballista are recommended)
"Since when are tomatoes made of glass"
I'm pretty sure the glass would be stronger...
He hit his team mate at the end
@@acekingwater3991 he smacked his teammates head into the hobbit for the win.
Hey! I don’t know if it’s out on your headset, but remember I Expect you To Die? Well, they have another! I Expect You to Die 2! I don’t know if you want to jump back into VR, but I Expect You to Die 2 would be a good start! Please like so cap can see!
I got an Idea, Make everyone invincible and make the enemy alot maybe 100 wizards and you control the one unit on the other side and see where you end up.
Gotta say, I love this channel, I’ve been watching for years now it’s always nice to be able and get a nice laugh in every now and then. Keep up the great work cap’n your videos have helped some of us through some tough times. Thank you
I've been watching your videos for the past 2 years, and I love every single one of them! They're all really funny and entertaining. Thanks for making them!
captain sauce not realizing barny won against the minotaur
Oh Sauce, the Minotaur lost against Barney if you didn't know
There is an I Expect You To Die 2 that just came out. I would love to see you make a series on it and I’m sure a bunch would too
Bruh stop asking him to play vr games, he said he will stop on twitter because he has an eye problem caused my vr. Health comes first
@@agentray I didn’t know jeez
@@baguettes2854 mungus
@@agentray according to some, that was a year ago, so stop spreading lies and let cap decide
@@danielm.595 no "according to some" no. He said 2 years ago he will stop vr for a while, then last year he said he will take a break from vr permanently. And maybe instead of complaining look on his twitter. If you can't find it allow me to send the link
Tabs is turning into a totally accurate adult swim
For real
The fact that barney killed the minotaur and cap didnt even notice brings such anger in me
“Pig with pimples...hog with warts...something like that”
-our saucy boy
Day 36 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
Oof
Still at it I see
Stop asking he already finished it
Cap: finished west of loathing
You softly: “do it again”
He will do it when he does it
THE HOBBITS DESERVE IT!
One day, Cap is gonna upload his last TABS video and we're all just going to rewatch the previous ones...
Please keep playing, this is on e of the funniest series on the channel ( of course never getting near 3 random games, that one just breaks me up😂😂)
YESSSS
Damnit
yesssssssssss
You were first!
Ur second..why u cheering
@@domleo0815 they 2nd
Anyone gonna talk about how Barney actually won against the minotaur
I noticed that, Ultra Instinct Barney just hardened his body like steel and the Minotaur hit him like he was hitting a wall.
13:33 I don’t think captiansauce realized that Barney actually won that fight
You should make a series on I expect you to die 2, it's been a while since you've done anything vr
Barney actually won against the Minotaur
I love his videos there so funny
New TABS Secret Unit Updates
Gave the Ballooner a chance to do a new ability: Meteor.
Increased the cost of the Ballooner to 120.
Stopped the attacks of the unit being lifted into the air while airborne.
Slightly increased the health of the Ballooner.
Slightly increased the distance and speed of the Ballooner’s jump.
Made the glue-hands sticking more reliable.
Added a jump to Bomb On A Stick.
Increased the knockback of Bomb On A Stick’s explosion.
Slightly increased the size of Bomb On A Stick’s explosion.
Increased the cost of the Shouter to 300.
Increased the knockback of the Shouter’s shout.
Increased the size of the Shouter’s shout.
Adjusted the knockback directions of the Shouter’s Shout.
Increased the health of the Shouter.
Made the Executioner more accurate with their axe.
Added a jump to the Executioner.
Increased the damage of the Mace spinner.
Increased the knockback of the Mace spinner.
Made the Mace spinner spin faster to reduce the stopping when it hits an attack.
Gave Vlad a new ability: Impale.
Increased the cost of Vlad to 1800.
Increased the max fire rate of the Gatling gun.
Increased the Gatling gun’s accuracy.
Blackbeard: Gave Blackbeard a new ability: Cannon Barrage.
Made Red Jade’s spin attack more reliable.
Gave Lady Red Jade a new ability: Tornado.
Made the Samurai Giant attack with its sword more often.
Added a projectile block to the Samurai Giant.
Slightly decreased the health of the Samurai Giant.
Slightly increased the cooldown of the Samurai Giant’s flip.
Made Ullr’s Freeze not affect teammates.
Increased Ullr’s accuracy.
Slightly decreased the attack speed of Ullr.
Gave the Sensei a new ability: Shuriken Tornado.
Gave the Shogun a new ability: Precise Hurricane Slash.
Increased the number of projectiles the Shogun can block.
Increased the knockback of the Shogun’s Katana.
Made the Shogun more accurate with its katana
I really wish he didn’t forget about the budget cuts 2 series
Awesome vid as always have an amazing day, god bless
Hey cap. In solar smash, you can take control of the giant dragon (in the same way you take control of the 66 missils Air Force)
God damn how are you so funny while melting? SPILL THE SAUCE CAPTAIN!
if you happen to be getting bored, you can always check out my "Corrupt", "Pure" and "Misc" factions. The first 2 have like 10 units and the other is just going up overtime. They're actually balanced
I haven't laughed this much in a while thank you
Your content is great thanks for doing what you do
11:37 the tomato just upercut sucker punched the dude
i just want to say no matter how bad my day is you always cheer me up so i got to say thank you for your humor and your personalty
moment
Hey, when you made Barney fight the minotaur, you did not seem to notice, but Barney won, blue victory, minotaur was red
I was looking if anyone noticed!
Lol
This is so cool im been waiting for this
It seems like the musketeers just hate the player because every time you face them they're like deadeyes but when you use them they miss every shot
Thanks for posting today. It's my birthday and you are the first youtuber that I subscribed to
13:37
That was a blue victory
Captain were dragon the wagon. Get it
I really don’t want tabs videos to stop anytime soon
The minotaur lost to barny but he didn't notice
Barne won 13:32 it said blue victory
I bet you ten thousand dogs that I’m not first
Listen ima cat person…… I don’t want them
Forbidden Love:
A Chronomancer and a shadow Monarch vs 2 Cupid’s
The old guard: One of each of the units prior to full release.
Captainsauce: imma give the horse some tomatoes
Also Captainsauce: his logo and character is a tomato
Viewers: ......