I Treated Dr. Fauci in Bio Inc. Redemption

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  • @GavinRSullivan
    @GavinRSullivan 4 роки тому +8820

    Imagine your doctor walking in to the room, seeing your chart and screaming, “OH NO! I SHOULD’VE WATCHED THE TUTORIAL!”

    • @likhitha2131
      @likhitha2131 4 роки тому +334

      I-
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sabeano3802
      @sabeano3802 4 роки тому +89

      @@likhitha2131 you?

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 роки тому +13

      yesua-cam.com/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/v-deo.html

    • @noriakikakyoin3666
      @noriakikakyoin3666 4 роки тому +73

      pls tell my bro to delete my search history

    • @RavenMistwolf
      @RavenMistwolf 4 роки тому +82

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
      You made me laugh so spontaneously, my cat got up, walked over to me, and head butted me to see if I was okay.

  • @solryn
    @solryn 4 роки тому +4808

    Gamers when they rage: AAAAAAA
    Dr. Mike when he rages: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @abigalerose1410
      @abigalerose1410 4 роки тому +201

      He goes into critical care mode.

    • @antisstar
      @antisstar 3 роки тому +31

      @@abigalerose1410 STOP BAHAHAH 😂✋

    • @purifiedyogurt
      @purifiedyogurt 3 роки тому +14

      That intro was so funny

    • @bethconroy4692
      @bethconroy4692 3 роки тому +5

      So true😂😂

    • @someprotogenonYT
      @someprotogenonYT 3 роки тому +18

      CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

  • @laurascott1390
    @laurascott1390 4 роки тому +3703

    When you're a certified doctor but become so stressed and upset by killing a patient in a game...your nose bleeds

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 3 роки тому +147

      That just shows how much enthusiasm he has in medical stuff

    • @darthgonk7979
      @darthgonk7979 3 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 3 роки тому +56

      It honestly pretty reassuring that doctors who care as much as him are out there to help our dumb asses when we slowly kill ourselves XD

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 3 роки тому +13

      To be fair it was Dr Fauci

    • @AndreiMarentett
      @AndreiMarentett 2 роки тому +7

      No, when you're a certified doctor, yet you say you don't need a tutorial, but you end up killing your patiwents

  • @ninjaexitonly
    @ninjaexitonly 4 роки тому +6879

    I’m seriously dying laughing at the fact that doctor Mike was so stressed out about killing Dr Fauci that he gave himself a nosebleed.

    • @dariusashouri2439
      @dariusashouri2439 4 роки тому +339

      im so curious how mike passed interview for medical school LMAO

    • @masonalbritton652
      @masonalbritton652 4 роки тому +177

      It was like an anime irl lmao

    • @sonyaflexhaug3367
      @sonyaflexhaug3367 4 роки тому +19

      Lol yeah

    • @lolhi2867
      @lolhi2867 4 роки тому +14

      @@ambermaranonc.4054 no one cares

    • @DrDipsh1t
      @DrDipsh1t 4 роки тому +58

      May be an indicator of hyper tension. Quick use the alpha blockers! lol

  • @sal6923
    @sal6923 4 роки тому +3179

    "HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING, CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
    Me: Seems legit

  • @lolnou2225
    @lolnou2225 4 роки тому +3366

    Never seen high brain activity cause a nose bleed

    • @sandhya2423
      @sandhya2423 4 роки тому +47

      u shouldnt try maybe

    • @joybrock2385
      @joybrock2385 4 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @Mazman107
      @Mazman107 3 роки тому +125

      Many the ghosts of the people he killed punched him

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mazman107 lmao

    • @user-micronesia
      @user-micronesia 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mazman107 yeah i did

  • @zoez3049
    @zoez3049 4 роки тому +4107

    "We need to treat the stroke quickly!"
    "Okay, here we go, YOGA!"

  • @claudiaorozco8732
    @claudiaorozco8732 4 роки тому +3903

    *Fauci’s heart is literally bleeding and NS is breaking down*
    Dr. Mike: Dr. Fauci works out more now! So proud 😊

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/v-deo.html

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 роки тому +68

      😆 I know, right? His nervous system was 7% and he's doing marathons??

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 роки тому +31

      Way to pump the bleed out more efficiently!

    • @Crumplxx
      @Crumplxx 4 роки тому +9

      @@maggpiprime954 I hate losing bleed
      Sorry (don’t edit that or this comment won’t make sense ;3)

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 роки тому +3

      @@Crumplxx No, I did mean "bleed," as in the present tense of "bled."
      Like, "the victim bled out," or "don't let him bleed out, call the ambulance."
      Sorry it's not as funny as a typo.
      Edit: Ya know what? You're right. It _is_ a typo. It should say "bleed-out."

  • @popff7
    @popff7 3 роки тому +610

    I love how he just says it calmly; "His nervous system is failing."

  • @greenjeanssewing
    @greenjeanssewing 4 роки тому +2383

    They need to call the points “insurance coverage” for added realism.

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 4 роки тому +13

      True

    • @emilycopeland2206
      @emilycopeland2206 4 роки тому +3

      💯❗️❗️❗️

    • @-----REDACTED-----
      @-----REDACTED----- 3 роки тому +40

      So non-US patients get nigh-unlimited points up front?

    • @theguy1240
      @theguy1240 2 роки тому +4

      You know hospitals will save your life without insurance right? That’s why insurance is so expensive, so hospitals can pay to help people who don’t have it and are in critical condition

    • @myapnikerynic
      @myapnikerynic 6 місяців тому

      @@-----REDACTED----- Yes but the treatment will be slower and have a negative impact on nervous system parameter.

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 4 роки тому +994

    Carol: “What treatment are you giving me?”
    Dr. Mike: “Better Genetics”

    • @inspiredby624
      @inspiredby624 4 роки тому +26

      I wish that was possible in rl haha

    • @MisterFusion113
      @MisterFusion113 4 роки тому +7

      Liz Parrish: "obviously start with that."

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, gene therapy is a thing, but yeah, that's a stupid way of naming it. 😂

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 роки тому

      yesua-cam.com/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/v-deo.html

  • @midnightblue2009
    @midnightblue2009 4 роки тому +1029

    Dr Mike getting upset over losing fake patients is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen.

  • @shyandagger4135
    @shyandagger4135 4 роки тому +844

    “Oh my god my nose is bleeding” he really got stressed about losing Dr. Fauci 😂

    • @sachinsb143
      @sachinsb143 4 роки тому +22

      Wait isn't that serious that his nose was bleeding???!!!!!!

    • @Dragonbleps
      @Dragonbleps 4 роки тому +46

      @@sachinsb143 I mean, it's not a GOOD thing, but it's also fairly common for some people to get little nosebleeds regularly or under certain conditions. 99% of the time it's short and there's no long lasting effects so he'll be fine :P

    • @shyandagger4135
      @shyandagger4135 4 роки тому +34

      @@sachinsb143 usually not a big deal. I get nose bleeds pretty frequently and they go away fairly quickly. Especially in the colder weather when I am blowing my nose more often or when it’s really hot and dry. There’s a lot of small blood vessels in the nose so if the nasal membranes dry out or become irritated in some way it can happen.

    • @wainyyy
      @wainyyy 4 роки тому +3

      Doctor's popping

  • @tawanamhembere2547
    @tawanamhembere2547 4 роки тому +619

    thats the most agressive CHEST COMPRESSIONS hes ever said

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 роки тому +4

      yesua-cam.com/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/v-deo.html

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 4 роки тому +2

      He should have said it three times though 😑

    • @trannhathoa8820
      @trannhathoa8820 4 роки тому +3

      Can someone make a compilation of dr mike saying chest compressions

    • @polyblank_aav
      @polyblank_aav Місяць тому

      @@trannhathoa8820ik it’s three years later but i’m on it

  • @ishal4159
    @ishal4159 4 роки тому +136

    imagine going to the doctor for help and they yell "WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POINTS!"

  • @justanormaldude42069
    @justanormaldude42069 4 роки тому +866

    Dr Mike: *Nose bleeds*
    Person behind the camera: *cAcKlEs*

    • @francishill838
      @francishill838 4 роки тому +38

      Bio Inc.'s new disclaimer: Play under supervision, may cause nosebleeds.

    • @mysticphantom9870
      @mysticphantom9870 4 роки тому +5

      I guess evil machines are proud

  • @kellbing
    @kellbing 4 роки тому +272

    Imagine going to the doctor for treatment and being told "I'm sorry, but I don't have enough points to treat you."

    • @Little8Mochi
      @Little8Mochi 4 роки тому +18

      Or how about, we don't accept your insurance?

    • @doctorpc1531
      @doctorpc1531 4 роки тому +16

      "Oh my God, I should've watched the tutorial" would be a fun one to hear, too, perhaps from your dentist while she's performing a root canal.

  • @sonyaflexhaug3367
    @sonyaflexhaug3367 4 роки тому +509

    Probably because she killed her husband.
    Me:*snirk*...... WAIT

  • @stargrazer2038
    @stargrazer2038 4 роки тому +660

    Dr.mike *failing a game* "I should have watched the tutorial"
    Me *confused on one question* "I should have studied"

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 4 роки тому +6

      @@aryabha6236 that's this video's link. What are you trying to say?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on UA-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear hey

  • @AlexBormel
    @AlexBormel 4 роки тому +530

    Every time he said “I should have watched the Tutorial” I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 роки тому +20

      Doctor: “...so unfortunately we severed one of your nerves and you are now paralysed from the waist down.”
      Patient: “Wtf, why?”
      Doctor: “Don’t ask me dude. The surgeon didn’t watch the tutorial”

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 4 роки тому +290

    I don't think I've legitimately ever seen anyone get so stressed that they get a nosebleed.
    Neat.

  • @krestedking1398
    @krestedking1398 4 роки тому +771

    Nobody:
    Doctor Mike: *slams table *CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!!

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/Kga7KzFAsLM/v-deo.html

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 4 роки тому +8

      Doctor Mike would have animated that table if he didn't stop 🤣🤣🤣

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/v-deo.html

    • @leahroberts1677
      @leahroberts1677 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody:
      Doctor Mike: *bounces in chair aggressively* FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI

  • @kimberlybredeson1966
    @kimberlybredeson1966 4 роки тому +1150

    Dr. Mike: Let me know if you want me to play the death version of this game.
    Me: Isn't that what he just played?

  • @jesbinjose6276
    @jesbinjose6276 4 роки тому +116

    Fauci: has a stroke
    Dr Mike: you depressed?

  • @ImitationBrand
    @ImitationBrand 4 роки тому +631

    "No no he's dying because in the beginning I didn't know what to do!!!" lol Dr. Mike, isn't that the history of medicine in a nutshell?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 4 роки тому +48

      What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to cut his arm off, cut his arteries, put leeches on him, make him drink mercury, stab him repeatedly, set his flesh on fire, and feed him live frogs?

    • @PopMasterAlan
      @PopMasterAlan 3 роки тому +5

      @@oscarwang7227 also sacrificing him

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 роки тому +11

      @@PopMasterAlan can’t die of disease if I already killed him and sacrificed him to Satan. Checkmate posers

  • @halaabdelal1722
    @halaabdelal1722 4 роки тому +367

    Dr Fauci >> having a stroke
    Dr Mike: let’s get him to do some YOGA

  • @trevorcook8374
    @trevorcook8374 3 роки тому +28

    I'd normally never say something as awkward as this but.. that 4:14 - 4:16 and the jumping up and down while nervously exclaiming "Fauci! Fauci! Fauci!" was probably one of the more adorable things ive seen in the last week. Lmao.

  • @gennesispopovici5418
    @gennesispopovici5418 4 роки тому +608

    Dr Mike casually: She has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown..... probably because she killed her husband.”
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @comkver
      @comkver 4 роки тому

      Kid has no shame

    • @2byoung
      @2byoung 4 роки тому

      😆😂😆😂

    • @flux.aeterna
      @flux.aeterna 4 роки тому +1

      “Probably because she was raped and abused by her husband and had to take drastic measures to escape”

    • @thanan1614
      @thanan1614 4 роки тому

      onetopbbloveyou.link

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 роки тому

      yesua-cam.com/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/v-deo.html

  • @butter7790
    @butter7790 4 роки тому +377

    You know he's the real one when he screams "Chest compressions" in the intro, right after destroying a whole desk

  • @z_hopster23
    @z_hopster23 4 роки тому +96

    I played version of this game with a friend. We were joking about how hairy my legs are and he then proceeded to name the virus we made in the game after said hairy legs. It was really weird to hear that my hairy legs cause nausea and death.

    • @Malyari
      @Malyari 3 роки тому +3

      Wait what💀I also have hairy legs...💀

    • @benedictcorpuz5582
      @benedictcorpuz5582 2 роки тому

      @@Malyari 💀💀💀💀

  • @drjennale
    @drjennale 4 роки тому +2796

    Omg I laughed so hard watching this.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +459

    Mike is hands down the coolest doctor I've ever seen.

  • @llamasr2legit
    @llamasr2legit 4 роки тому +36

    "No! I need three points for antidepressants!" I felt that

  • @daniellevonderlin5926
    @daniellevonderlin5926 4 роки тому +424

    It was cute how sad he got every time his patient died. He's such a caring doctor that he mourns his fictional patient's deaths. : )

  • @knowndisc
    @knowndisc 4 роки тому +465

    "His systems are all good, so what's going on?"
    "Hey doc, we have some guy in the ward named tiger king-"

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/v-deo.html

    • @vmprie
      @vmprie 4 роки тому +1

      Kesha Kennon that's most likely a bot lmao

    • @kristinahostacna9628
      @kristinahostacna9628 4 роки тому +1

      @Kesha Kennon don't tag bots pls- interactions with real people make it harder for algorithms to find them

    • @kristinahostacna9628
      @kristinahostacna9628 4 роки тому

      @Kesha Kennon
      ua-cam.com/video/AJxLtdur5fc/v-deo.html
      Around 4:20 to 6:30 - same principle
      This one is easily recognisable by being only a link but interacting with bot (other than reporting it) is counterproductive

  • @JUSTaBOY123
    @JUSTaBOY123 2 роки тому +20

    Dr.mike: *This is a healthy guy right here* 6:37
    after a few seconds
    dr.mike *man he’s going down quick* 7:20

  • @Ymirec
    @Ymirec 4 роки тому +477

    "My nose is bleeding" JESUS CHRIST 🤣

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 4 роки тому +28

      While we’re prescribing depression meds to Fauci, maybe you should consider a little Zoloft yourself, Mike. 😁

    • @jtee841
      @jtee841 4 роки тому +10

      Is it just me or does the blood look like terrible cgi at first, but when it reached the teeth 😳

  • @pablodelrio8082
    @pablodelrio8082 4 роки тому +612

    "It sounds like a transformer" he is so proud

    • @akimo-san4431
      @akimo-san4431 4 роки тому +13

      He is even prouder of overclocking even tho he doesn't know what it is. Dr Mike truly is precious lmao

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/v-deo.html

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 4 роки тому +1

      For this game he could go with silent fan curve...

    • @kitnkindlin683
      @kitnkindlin683 4 роки тому +3

      @@asongucollins5917 I hope you slip down the steps and hit your tail bone so when you get up in pain trying to walk it off you stub your toe leaving you in endless amount of pain and the possibility of mangled toe making it difficult for you to wear shoes and become insecure leading you to into a state of depression with insecurities and low self esteem that you have to live with for the rest of your life.
      I’m sorry but you spammers just-

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 4 роки тому

      @@Narinjas well yeah but he doesnt even know what it means HAHHA

  • @brendagalvaomartinsnunes4440
    @brendagalvaomartinsnunes4440 4 роки тому +38

    I´m laughing so hard at that nosebleed

  • @Laura_Norda
    @Laura_Norda 4 роки тому +124

    Dan in the background laughing hysterically at Mike's nosebleed - SUCH a good friend XD

  • @T-minus-infinite
    @T-minus-infinite 4 роки тому +284

    Imagine his neighbors hearing mike yelling about someone flatlining

  • @shortcakewolfy
    @shortcakewolfy 3 роки тому +10

    3:43
    Me: "Im sure hes got this...!"
    Mike: NO FAUCI. *SLAMS TABLE* CHEST COMPRESSIONS*
    Me: "I hope u make that into merch."

  • @Macdadivali
    @Macdadivali 4 роки тому +377

    Dr. Mike: "Who needs a tutorial? I'm a doctor, this is a bio game."
    Dr. Mike, about a minute later: "Oh my God, I probably should have watched the tutorial..."

    • @mtalhakhan447
      @mtalhakhan447 4 роки тому +2

      yeah didnt need a script for that one

  • @maddisonrxse
    @maddisonrxse 4 роки тому +498

    Game: His patient dying
    Dr Mike: *yells at screen Intensively*
    Me: CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    Dr Mike: "CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
    I laughed way to hard when his patients died 😂😂

  • @maddisonrxse
    @maddisonrxse 4 роки тому +7

    I think this is the 8th time I've watched this video since it was uploaded, and died of laughter everytime.

  • @Haylee_9700
    @Haylee_9700 4 роки тому +107

    Things you never want your doctor to say:
    “Oh no, ooooh noo, OHHHH NOO”

  • @liana-gao
    @liana-gao 4 роки тому +319

    Game: We strongly advise you not to skip the tutorial-
    Mike: *No❤️*

  • @snakemurd3864
    @snakemurd3864 3 роки тому +14

    walks in and sees someone with signs of intracranial hematoma
    Doctor mike: "those are just leg cramps"

  • @vilu2274
    @vilu2274 4 роки тому +158

    Dr. Mike prescribing medications after playing Bio Inc: "Awww! I'm sorry, I don't have enough points🤷‍♂️"

  • @feitocomfruta
    @feitocomfruta 4 роки тому +202

    “I don’t need a tutorial on life...” famous last words, 2020

    • @star_lied
      @star_lied 4 роки тому +3

      I CANT- 😂😂😂

  • @lovesleep_
    @lovesleep_ 4 роки тому +18

    Nervous system failing along with muscular system:
    ChEsT cOMpReSsIoNs

  • @sangeetha04mr65
    @sangeetha04mr65 4 роки тому +150

    Bio Inc.'s new disclaimer: Play under supervision, may cause nosebleeds.

  • @JustAndrewIsFine
    @JustAndrewIsFine 4 роки тому +152

    "I'm going to save death for the end, I'm going to choose life first."
    That's just a pretty good strategy overall though.

  • @adurmus12
    @adurmus12 2 роки тому +7

    2:16
    True, but Stroke being positive means that the blood clots and hypertension have to be positive because you need those 2 to be able to evolve Stroke (in the game, not in real life)

  • @miss_flowers134
    @miss_flowers134 4 роки тому +200

    Dr.Mike: Oh no they want to take away his testicles?
    Also Dr.Mike: Okay!

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 4 роки тому +3

      Considering who it is; probably for the best..

  • @jacobanderson8543
    @jacobanderson8543 4 роки тому +113

    Dr. Mike: A doctor
    Also Dr. Mike: I can’t Think and do things at the same time

  • @sukhi3371
    @sukhi3371 4 роки тому +12

    It’s amazing how he tries choosing the diseases as if he knew what the symptoms could lead to. I love it

  • @everyboikanyo
    @everyboikanyo 4 роки тому +347

    Me : "wow, that nose bleed seems so realistic, that's a great edit... "
    Blood: *continues to drip inside his mouth*
    Me: " ...ohhh,that's what the WARNING was about🤦🏾‍♂️"

  • @Potato__o.
    @Potato__o. 4 роки тому +92

    I can't believe Dr. Mike worked himself up so much that he got a nosebleed. This seemed like the most intense stealth survival egoshooter for some reason.

  • @carljohnson269
    @carljohnson269 3 роки тому +2

    CHEST COMPRESSIONS. Lmao. Great video glad to see a doctor so immersed in bio Inc. Like watching an episode of house md when they do differentials in a way xD

  • @pancho9653
    @pancho9653 4 роки тому +143

    No one:
    Dr. Mike : ( Nervous system is at 8% and having a stroke) Ooh we can give him psychiatric counseling! ✨YeA bOi!!!✨

  • @anushkritiverma5831
    @anushkritiverma5831 4 роки тому +165

    I have cancer and i shaved my head since then I don't have any friends and my cancer is getting worse and worse day by day my family literally hates me as I am a liability on them ...i literally didn't have any wish to live more but 2 years back I started watching ur video and I got so much motivation and I understand how much our real worth is which is infinite...i just want to say thank you for helping everybody by spreading your knowledge.....
    Hats off to you💫💫

  • @a-randomfloof
    @a-randomfloof Рік тому +1

    "Doc, will i be okay?"
    doctor mike: "I SHOULD HAVE READ THE TUTORIAL!!"

  • @leana2922
    @leana2922 4 роки тому +150

    Awe...Dr Mike’s reactions are so intense he got a nose bleed.🩸 😆

  • @vaibhavpindikura3841
    @vaibhavpindikura3841 4 роки тому +351

    Game: "Dr. Fauci died in 420 days"
    Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART 4 роки тому +8

      blaze it

    • @amjadnidzam7944
      @amjadnidzam7944 4 роки тому

      What does it mean?friendly question

    • @vaibhavpindikura3841
      @vaibhavpindikura3841 4 роки тому +2

      @@amjadnidzam7944 The number 420. If you don't know what that number means, then just search it up.

    • @amjadnidzam7944
      @amjadnidzam7944 4 роки тому

      @@vaibhavpindikura3841 ooooo......

  • @CrazyReese
    @CrazyReese 4 роки тому +1

    Nice gaming episode, Doctor! Even when you're playing game, I still could get many informations from you.
    I suggest you to play Project Hospital next time, Doc. It's a strategy game where you build your own hospital like Two-Points. But, while Two Points goes in the wacky-comedy game side, Project Hospital is into real things. I believe you'll like this game!

  • @steviraines1272
    @steviraines1272 4 роки тому +208

    Things you never want your doctor to say:
    "Give him anything! We need to- HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING"
    "oh my god- no no no no"
    "I probably should have done the tutorial"
    "NOW, that I know what I'm doing"
    "This is not going to go well-"
    "Can be a sign of kidney *stuff*"
    "OH a stoke... duh"
    "PARKINSONS DEISEASE"
    "Man he's going down quick"
    "Oh no her nervous system is failing" x7
    "How am I suppose to keep him alive"
    "I'm just going to run a bunch of tests"
    "Then why is he dying"
    "I can't think and click at the same time"
    "What is going on?! What do you have"
    "WHAT DO YOU HAVE"
    "What is male"
    "Oh no"
    "They want to take away his testicles"
    "oh no he died"
    "I have a- feeling I'm going to save her"
    "Then we can probably save her"
    "OH SHE HAS BREAST CANCER"
    "She's falling apart"
    "oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no"
    "Oh no she's in pain, she's suffering"
    "I don't know how to play thi- and she died faster than everyone else"
    “oh my god, my nose is bleeding”

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 роки тому +9

      Sounds like we need Dr. Mike to make it a series so we can get more golden quotes :D.

    • @nathanfischer8066
      @nathanfischer8066 4 роки тому +2

      Laughed so hard at this, thank you

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 4 роки тому +2

      Can we get this pinned? Please?

    • @DBEO23
      @DBEO23 4 роки тому +7

      Don’t forget “oh my god, my nose is bleeding.”

  • @syarafanareslan2181
    @syarafanareslan2181 4 роки тому +57

    Medical intern: what condition can cause the nervous system and the circulatory system to fail simultaneously?
    Doctor Mike: A stroke, dUH

  • @xinicity
    @xinicity 3 роки тому +5

    I like how he did a blood warning for the nose bleeding, while the whole game blood was just spurting out of Dr Fauci...

  • @Taminaminaaa
    @Taminaminaaa 4 роки тому +72

    “I can’t think and click at the same time” - me during online exam

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 4 роки тому

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    • @keishuun3971
      @keishuun3971 4 роки тому

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      @haicoai6269 4 роки тому

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    • @borahaearmy7155
      @borahaearmy7155 4 роки тому

      So true

  • @marythomas7562
    @marythomas7562 4 роки тому +104

    "she has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown, probably cuz she killed her husband" lmfao dang you Carol Baskin!

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 4 роки тому

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  • @_StarNotHere_
    @_StarNotHere_ 2 роки тому +6

    Legend has it *we’re still waiting on the death video*

  • @aafiakhan5
    @aafiakhan5 4 роки тому +72

    I love how passionate and aggressive Doctor Mike gets when he’s playing these games!!😂❤️ it’s hilarious

  • @queenwarriorslowed7352
    @queenwarriorslowed7352 4 роки тому +234

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Dr. Mike: *ChEsT CoMpReSsIoNs*

  • @falrenreviews
    @falrenreviews 3 роки тому +2

    I really want to see him play more of this! It was so interesting and fun to watch!

  • @willsoutherland3223
    @willsoutherland3223 4 роки тому +47

    patient: heart bleeding
    mike: do frickin yoga

  • @StewChicken42
    @StewChicken42 4 роки тому +93

    "Probably cuz she killed her husband" - Dr. Mike, 2020.
    Dude how was the SHOTS FIRED graphic not up FOR THAT? XD

  • @patrickstar663
    @patrickstar663 4 роки тому +8

    Doctor Mike handles nose bleeds so good. My nose bled 7 times in total and every time I behaved like I was about to die😂

    • @magdalenalorena8470
      @magdalenalorena8470 2 роки тому

      Same. Last time I had a cold I also had nosebleeds (my fault) and yeah, I acted the same xD

  • @TheTerranscout
    @TheTerranscout 4 роки тому +66

    Doctor fauci is training for a triathlon, while in the emergency room.
    He must be the patient that gets up every 15 mins and has to be told to stay in bed.

  • @messinaestheticmedicine4220
    @messinaestheticmedicine4220 4 роки тому +10

    that was the most rapid progression of Parkinsons that I have seen in 35 years plus the blood squirting from the heart and kidneys, dont feel bad this was a very challenging case and we all see what a caring physician you are with the onset of sudden epistaxis !

  • @BelleRose11000
    @BelleRose11000 11 місяців тому +2

    You can tell how much Doctor Mike cares about patients when he's frantic over fictional patients dying.❤

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 4 роки тому +30

    "I mean, I am a REAL doctor, I should be able to play one in a video game, right?" Famous last words, Doc.

  • @MH-ke4ij
    @MH-ke4ij 4 роки тому +74

    "Fauci you been lifting bro 🤔🤔???" I'm sorry I can't 🤣

  • @ichiroutakashima4503
    @ichiroutakashima4503 3 роки тому +5

    This is the first time I've seen Dr. Mike so stressed in all of his videos. Weird enough, I find it highly entertaining.

  • @aguythatplays7263
    @aguythatplays7263 4 роки тому +94

    No one:
    Not even a soul:
    Doctor Mike: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS!*

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 4 роки тому +2

      NO! FAUCI!
      *a window breaks*
      C H E S T C O M P R E S S I O N S !

  • @samitkashyap5948
    @samitkashyap5948 4 роки тому +89

    "It's getting better"
    Body literally spurts out blood

  • @ksfshgfjsjgsgjcs8314
    @ksfshgfjsjgsgjcs8314 2 роки тому

    I loved this video my favorite part was 3:44 and 4:27 I laughed so hard at those parts keep up the good work (my name is also mike btw)

  • @jackyx7229
    @jackyx7229 4 роки тому +58

    Dr Mike:
    "I can't think AND click at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @methyllithium323
    @methyllithium323 4 роки тому +121

    Dr. Fauci - doing yoga and training for the triathlon in the middle of the emergency room while 90% of his brain and heart is dead
    *My goals are beyond your understandings*

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @IJustWantToUseMyName
      @IJustWantToUseMyName 4 роки тому +10

      “A doctor trains for a triathlon while in the ER. This is what happens to his nervous system.”

    • @animetsuki2593
      @animetsuki2593 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @IIIKihKihIII
      @IIIKihKihIII 4 роки тому +1

      @@IJustWantToUseMyName 😂 ChubbyEmu!

    • @maikopskoy
      @maikopskoy 4 роки тому

      Lmaoooo too funny😂😂

  • @karthikm.b8655
    @karthikm.b8655 3 роки тому

    just one thing to say bro you explain things so easily making it easy for me to understand.thank you!

  • @scrap8660
    @scrap8660 4 роки тому +65

    Dr Mike: I have a bachelors degree I’ll save dr fauci I don’t need a tut-
    Less than literally 5 seconds into the game: ok his heart is bleeding

  • @mrinaljoshi294
    @mrinaljoshi294 4 роки тому +133

    Doctor: Okay it's time to test your reflex response.
    Me: *Dodges the knee hammer*
    Doctor: .....
    Doctor: Listen here you little shirt

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 роки тому +18

      Doctor: *uses knee hammer on patient to test reflex*
      Patient: *Sues doctor for assault*
      (Also “Shirt” lol)

  • @lauraestrada8394
    @lauraestrada8394 4 роки тому +9

    5:30 that laugh was everything lol

  • @catchingamuse3857
    @catchingamuse3857 4 роки тому +27

    Imagine being so tense with a game that you have a nosebleed. 😂

  • @yellowbluebuskrisil
    @yellowbluebuskrisil 4 роки тому +84

    school dropout: *accomplishes the game
    dr mike: *nosebleeding WHAATT? HOW??
    high school dropout: i didn't skip tutorial

  • @aaravrout1594
    @aaravrout1594 2 роки тому +1

    Dr. Mike:*nose bleeds*
    Me : CHEST COMPRESIONS!
    CHEST COMPRESIONS!
    CHEST COMPRESIONS!

  • @misterminutes4504
    @misterminutes4504 4 роки тому +122

    Moral Of The Story:
    " ALWAYS DO THE TUTORIAL. YOU'RE NOT A GENIUS ENOUGH "

  • @duazahra4951
    @duazahra4951 4 роки тому +38

    Dr. Mikes's nose starts bleeding
    me: CHESS COMPRESSIONSSS, CHESS COMPRESSIONS, CHESS COPRESSIONS

    • @KhairulmAiman
      @KhairulmAiman 4 роки тому +1

      You mean chest

    • @friendy-O
      @friendy-O 4 роки тому

      @@KhairulmAiman xD

    • @duazahra4951
      @duazahra4951 4 роки тому

      @@KhairulmAiman yes sorry my bad didnt realise lmao

  • @leahburrell-proctor3272
    @leahburrell-proctor3272 3 роки тому

    This was the best. I feel like there needs to be a t-shirt. "Oh no! I should've watched the tutorial!"

  • @mizzdee021
    @mizzdee021 4 роки тому +87

    LMAO I'm flipping over here so much has happened 😂😭
    - didn't watch the tutorial
    - had nosebleed
    - had all 3 virtual patients died on him
    - regretted not watching the tutorial