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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2019
  • Vegan 30 Day Challenge: • Doctor Mike Goes VEGAN...
    On account of the popularity of Plague Inc. I decided to check out the next most recommended game BIO INC! I wanted to play it on my computer but I don't have a PC so I did the next best thing and set it up on my iPhone! Let me know what you would name your patient!
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    #DoctorPlays #BioInc

КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @mazzy_vc
    @mazzy_vc 5 років тому +6170

    Mike: "I'm not making Hitler a workaholic, no thank you."
    Smart move.

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 4 роки тому +8803

    "Oh no, they're healing him!"
    -Doctor Mike

    • @ketis06
      @ketis06 4 роки тому +126

      Ye I aint going to that doctor

    • @mandy2917
      @mandy2917 4 роки тому +73

      What the doctor says as you’re getting stitched up after surgery

    • @user-mi9ol6ru9c
      @user-mi9ol6ru9c 4 роки тому +6

      DOCTOR Mike

    • @a2sffgthyjki4hg6cdx
      @a2sffgthyjki4hg6cdx 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @birb_2557
      @birb_2557 4 роки тому +2

      Ljubica Jovicic did you just wooosh yourself

  • @MaskedSlavic
    @MaskedSlavic 2 роки тому +2213

    "I'll keep it simple..." *chooses Hitler*
    Hitler: Am I a joke to you?
    Everyone: Yes

  • @bubblegumbunny
    @bubblegumbunny 2 роки тому +331

    The Ted Bundy unprotected sex joke is the darkest I've heard from Dr Mike and I'm living for it

  • @ep3798
    @ep3798 3 роки тому +11165

    “Wait he’s healing way too quick” - A Doctor

    • @someperson2067
      @someperson2067 3 роки тому +311

      American doctors be like

    • @piyush2465
      @piyush2465 3 роки тому +296

      Lmao right? They're like "his hospital bills aren't nearly high enough"

    • @lilmo332
      @lilmo332 3 роки тому +14

      @@someperson2067 wy

    • @mt7680
      @mt7680 3 роки тому +45

      *wait, thats illegal.*

    • @physque5460
      @physque5460 3 роки тому +25

      Imagine being a doctor and reading this comment section

  • @Jordan-ko7me
    @Jordan-ko7me 4 роки тому +9068

    “We don’t want Hitler to be a workaholic”
    Yeah we know how that turns out.
    RIP my notifications

  • @quicktime_griddle
    @quicktime_griddle 2 роки тому +562

    2:51 “Why am I getting so happy about killing somebody?” *long pause* “Granted it’s Hitler, so that makes it okay.”
    *WHAT A SAVAGE*

  • @nate_harding
    @nate_harding 2 роки тому +138

    "Do you hear him? He's suffering a little bit!" *smiles*
    -An actual doctor

  • @aminosama2308
    @aminosama2308 3 роки тому +8770

    His patients watching him like 👁👄👁

  • @filippiat9151
    @filippiat9151 5 років тому +9861

    Definetly play the PC version. It even has an option to play as the doctor saving the patient

  • @randijohnson7573
    @randijohnson7573 6 місяців тому +30

    "oh no, he's healing!"
    - a real, licensed family medicine doctor

  • @breakfastklub
    @breakfastklub 2 роки тому +73

    doctor mike : “I want him to suffer NOW, I want to make sure he has the worse risk factors for survival”
    his patients : 😨😨😨

  • @tolba6363
    @tolba6363 5 років тому +8673

    Doctor mike:dehydration is the number one cause of death
    Me:slowly reaches for water

    • @kateAkaGunner
      @kateAkaGunner 5 років тому +237

      my mom always said growing up when we wanted juice, water is God's juice...good thing I really like water

    • @lovedorlovedyou7453
      @lovedorlovedyou7453 5 років тому +78

      Sherif Khaled Tolba *Throws water across the room*

    • @GutsIsTheGoat16
      @GutsIsTheGoat16 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 років тому +4

      @@kateAkaGunner juice is Gods juice!

    • @amyarobinson840
      @amyarobinson840 5 років тому +5

      @Cheese Whiz lol irl in sipping on my root beer

  • @rynsummer1711
    @rynsummer1711 5 років тому +5807

    Dr. mike is calmly explaining how disease worked while putting the disease on the victim.
    What a great doctor 😂

    • @mossmortis
      @mossmortis 5 років тому +15

      666th like 👀

    • @GutsIsTheGoat16
      @GutsIsTheGoat16 5 років тому +6

      Lol too funny

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 роки тому +5

      @@mossmortis you just brought bad luck upon yourself, not my problem

    • @adarawyborn3044
      @adarawyborn3044 4 роки тому +6

      @@sossololpipi9633 They didnt ask, it's not going to bring bad luck. Just because you're the 666th like or whatever doesnt mean you get bad luck. :/

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 роки тому +1

      @@adarawyborn3044 can i just approve stereotypes thanks

  • @guccifrogs7297
    @guccifrogs7297 Рік тому +35

    "lets give him the flu" -a real doctor that works at a real hospital.
    "oh no he healing!!!" -also a real doctor
    "HE HAS A UTI!!!" -once again a real doctor

  • @SirEel5
    @SirEel5 Рік тому +22

    I like how he says “let’s take it easy” instantly names his patient Hitler

  • @sasweetum
    @sasweetum 3 роки тому +3552

    Mike: "I'll keep it simple for now"
    ...
    "Hitler"
    Me: ..."nice"

  • @brenna5865
    @brenna5865 4 роки тому +5037

    "Bear did you hear that?! We killed Ted Bundy together!"
    Keep Bear out of this! He's too young and innocent 😂

    • @studyorangecat
      @studyorangecat 4 роки тому +55

      He kill ted bunny but white bunny feel not good😂jk

    • @ogkubzscouter743
      @ogkubzscouter743 3 роки тому +20

      WHITE BUNNY i had a stroke reading that

    • @terigonUSAS12
      @terigonUSAS12 3 роки тому +4

      @@ogkubzscouter743 same

    • @aaditya5132
      @aaditya5132 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @incathefox
      @incathefox 3 роки тому +4

      Ted Bundy actually was dating my aunt before he was caught and he planned 2 kill her

  • @gauravjha4554
    @gauravjha4554 2 роки тому +14

    2:11 "Oh man, you can give them diseases? That's crazy!" The excitement with which he says that makes me scared.

  • @gilbertagustin8962
    @gilbertagustin8962 2 роки тому +11

    "Granted its HItler, so that makes it okay" Best Doctor Mike line ever

  • @unamandlaxulu5840
    @unamandlaxulu5840 5 років тому +1724

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Absolutely no one at all:
    Dr Mike, a man paid to save human lives: "Yes! We killed someone!"

    • @caeleighh771
      @caeleighh771 4 роки тому +20

      Also Mike: “Why does it fEeL sO gOoD”

    • @ericshaun343
      @ericshaun343 4 роки тому +3

      I know why that happens. They sometimes feel too stressed of doing the same thing over and over again, so feeling this new feelings is something destressing for them, wich is good

  • @hannahhillman629
    @hannahhillman629 4 роки тому +4598

    The best part of this game is the “wheel of STD’s”

    • @PandaVlogsYT
      @PandaVlogsYT 4 роки тому +193

      That wheel seems kinda...
      *F I S H Y*

    • @hannahhillman629
      @hannahhillman629 4 роки тому +12

      Panda Vlogs hahahahaha

    • @mantistyle3282
      @mantistyle3282 3 роки тому +23

      THE FUCKING VOICE THO LOL

    • @isla_frew337
      @isla_frew337 3 роки тому +2

      Panda Vlogs HAHAHHAHAH 😭😭💀

    • @Semityis22
      @Semityis22 3 роки тому +20

      (name) is about to have unprotected sexual relations!

  • @matts5247
    @matts5247 10 місяців тому +13

    “Most people don’t know this but if you take down the heart everything else fails”
    I’m pretty sure everyone knows that lol

  • @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214
    @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 2 роки тому +60

    “I like this game already!” Dr Mike is there literal representation of me! Also did this guy sound a little bit too exited when he saw the unprotected sex roulette?

  • @sswysh6962
    @sswysh6962 5 років тому +2063

    Mike: I can’t kill a patient
    Also Mike: watch how quickly ima take down his heart

  • @omghuge1318
    @omghuge1318 4 роки тому +1979

    *Imagine a patient behind him hearing him talkin'😂*

  • @cobaltempress1265
    @cobaltempress1265 2 роки тому +15

    Dr. Mike : You see that? We’re learning.
    Also Dr.Mike : Ight ima give him hypertension

  • @Shadow__Lugia
    @Shadow__Lugia 2 роки тому +15

    This game and what he says at 6:35 reminds me of a quote from Stalin. “1 death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic.”

  • @schrodinger1374
    @schrodinger1374 3 роки тому +720

    “No, we’re not going to make Hitler a workaholic”
    ...yeah thats probably for the best

    • @1AngeloGabatbat
      @1AngeloGabatbat 2 роки тому +5

      But why it wil maybe cause him more stress or something I dunno

    • @Nosk0
      @Nosk0 2 роки тому +28

      Hum… cause his work is not very good for humanity folks… so yeah probably a bad idea to make him work

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 2 роки тому +11

      @I like trains kid His work involves genocide hahah

    • @a_Playerwastaken
      @a_Playerwastaken 2 роки тому

      Yeah...
      Maybe it's better to stay the Jews out of this...

    • @a_Playerwastaken
      @a_Playerwastaken 2 роки тому

      Oh wait it might be a different Hilter. Also, the typo is intentional.

  • @angrbodamikjallsdottir5666
    @angrbodamikjallsdottir5666 5 років тому +1994

    Dr.Mike "Treating him? Treating him with what?"
    Antivacc Moms, "All natural remedies and oils"

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 5 років тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-nf3hh8kn5r
      @user-nf3hh8kn5r 5 років тому +24

      With essential oils

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 5 років тому +42

      Let me quote Tim Minchin: "NATURAL medicines have either, not been proved to work, or been proved not to work"
      "Do you know what you call natural medicine that has been proved to work?... MEDICINE..."

    • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim2918
      @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim2918 5 років тому +6

      Or bleach

    • @alik9783
      @alik9783 5 років тому +33

      They should add antivax to Risk Factors

  • @elenahale1922
    @elenahale1922 2 роки тому +16

    7:39 FUCKED UP OMG 😭😭😭

  • @nschannel826
    @nschannel826 2 роки тому +9

    Moral of this video+the plague inc video: Do Not mess with doctors. They know how to kill you just as much as they know how to heal you.

  • @killmenowordontimjustgay2046
    @killmenowordontimjustgay2046 4 роки тому +1941

    “Alright I’ll keep it simple.”
    *names patient Hitler*

  • @crashskunk5888
    @crashskunk5888 5 років тому +1703

    “Awww... HPV, that’s boring”
    -Doctor Mike, 2019

    • @willmacarter9034
      @willmacarter9034 4 роки тому +70

      I watched this with my medical professional roommate, and they both Awwwed at the same time. LOL. She now wants to play this game too.

  • @Woke_Moralist
    @Woke_Moralist 2 роки тому +5

    "I'm gonna make sure that he has the worst risk factors for survival and *THEN* hit him with the symptoms."
    -A licensed medical professional.

  • @dominicamesquita5368
    @dominicamesquita5368 2 роки тому +6

    “OR HE WILL LIVE- I won’t let that happen”- a real doctor

  • @justsomeone1757
    @justsomeone1757 5 років тому +3942

    Dr. Mike: Potassium Deficiency will definitely kill him
    Me: *slowly reaches for banana*

    • @deboraclark1058
      @deboraclark1058 5 років тому +49

      Me:can't eat bananas due to diabetes) *;+;*

    • @fumu776
      @fumu776 5 років тому +14

      Debora Clark couldn't u just increase Ur insulin dose a little, or does a banana have too many sugars?

    • @CA-bw9vw
      @CA-bw9vw 5 років тому +12

      I actually almost laughed out loud in public wtf 😂😂😂

    • @kliyahizmee8457
      @kliyahizmee8457 5 років тому +5

      This one killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @qryu
      @qryu 5 років тому +5

      @@kliyahizmee8457 So, you're dead now?

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 4 роки тому +1450

    "They're treating him fairly quickly; I don't like this."
    - Doctor Mike

  • @JimmyBoosterCrate
    @JimmyBoosterCrate Рік тому +3

    "But for some reason, *it feels kind of good"*
    His patients: "I'm in danger"

  • @mitchellpennell
    @mitchellpennell 2 роки тому +1

    3 years later and the first video is up to 12 million views as is this one.
    Love this guy!

  • @teraphIl1000
    @teraphIl1000 5 років тому +950

    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 років тому +24

      Or in this case, a lovably maniacal supervillain! =D
      Now he just needs to hang out with Mark Hamill, practice those laughs. He'll be going places!

    • @saraelgoumi8111
      @saraelgoumi8111 5 років тому +1

      Yaaa thts wisdom LOL

    • @iwilltellyouastory5161
      @iwilltellyouastory5161 5 років тому +2

      Two face from the dark night. Best two face I've seen

  • @shannon3944
    @shannon3944 4 роки тому +1194

    "Would you kill Hitler?"
    Docter Mike: _"The law requires that I answer no"_

  • @TheJohnnyWonderful
    @TheJohnnyWonderful 2 роки тому +5

    As an overweight smoker with high blood pressure and high cholesterol who has occasional chest pains named John, I feel attacked by Bio Inc's intro video 😂😂

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Рік тому +3

    Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious and I love it*

  • @lilkittyanime
    @lilkittyanime 5 років тому +1379

    Dr. Mike: My Hippocratic oath wont allow me to kill a patient
    Also Mike: I'm about to end this mans whole career.

  • @KayBbyXOXOXO
    @KayBbyXOXOXO 5 років тому +1283

    “Dehydration and diarrhea are the world’s leading killers.”
    Me : *chugs water*

    • @hazy4170
      @hazy4170 5 років тому +14

      Too much water can also be bad for yourself.

    • @abyssdreamer6286
      @abyssdreamer6286 4 роки тому +4

      Over drinking can also kill you

  • @backyardgaming3371
    @backyardgaming3371 2 роки тому +3

    Doctor Mike has inspired me to change my career choice
    I used to want to join the army
    NOW I WANT TO BE A DOCTOR

  • @avasintuphandacha8461
    @avasintuphandacha8461 10 місяців тому +3

    The fact that Peewoop on the caption is [Strange Noise] 😂😂😂

  • @rokasjodka8622
    @rokasjodka8622 5 років тому +2350

    Doctor mike choosing a victims name.
    Doctor Mike: Ok we're gonna keep it simple
    *Names the victim Hitler*

    • @HeldVenom
      @HeldVenom 5 років тому +64

      Next victim names: Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot

    • @williamli0722
      @williamli0722 5 років тому +25

      Ah, I guess Russians never change huh?

    • @Tw3akst3r
      @Tw3akst3r 5 років тому +4

      @@Stephen64138 That's where he is from and is as he has stated in other videos (in case you want to check into it more). He mentions it many times, this might be a fun one though with several mentions of it. ua-cam.com/video/Ub3Xii_jJ-8/v-deo.html

    • @Shjmkhs
      @Shjmkhs 5 років тому +5

      @@HeldVenom Genghis Khan.

    • @wishywashywara
      @wishywashywara 5 років тому

      Rokas Jodka yo i choked on my sandwich

  • @mr.raphael1507
    @mr.raphael1507 5 років тому +1213

    Dr Mike : I am a good doctor, I sear to never kill anybody
    BIO inc : I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @comeatme8764
    @comeatme8764 2 роки тому +2

    "oh no theyre healing him"
    -doctor mike an actual doctor

  • @qiaaa.
    @qiaaa. 2 роки тому +26

    Dr. Mike: “We’ll keep it simple for now.”
    Also Dr. Mike: “let’s name our first victim hitler!”

  • @amberrogers9941
    @amberrogers9941 5 років тому +560

    “I’ll keep it simple for now”.
    1 second later
    “hitler”

  • @allorepink3218
    @allorepink3218 5 років тому +1066

    mike: chooses hitler
    “We’re gonna keep it MILD to start it up”

    • @MaF1e
      @MaF1e 5 років тому +1

      Allore Pink Yeah felt kinda awkward 😐

    • @casuallyceltic
      @casuallyceltic 5 років тому +4

      Mild is the difficulty setting, not how he's going to treat Hitler.

  • @Acid_Ash
    @Acid_Ash 2 роки тому

    The idea a doctor playing a game like this and loving it is hilarious to me. Great video ☀️

  • @daniel171720
    @daniel171720 2 роки тому +1

    Can’t get enough of mike

  • @dominic8200
    @dominic8200 4 роки тому +974

    Dr Mike: This is like plague inc. but you have to kill a human.
    Everyone: In plague inc. you kill the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.

    • @subjecteleven637
      @subjecteleven637 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, that's the difference.

    • @lucytriggle4308
      @lucytriggle4308 4 роки тому +16

      I think the issue he had was more the fact Plague Inc isnt personal, its killing everyone. Bio inc makes you focus on one person.

  • @MN-bx5cs
    @MN-bx5cs 5 років тому +1445

    12:31
    Doctor: stay happy and healthy
    Also Doctor: (gives patient pneumonia and kills patient.)

    • @kiwibean6
      @kiwibean6 5 років тому +3

      Magixs Newplayer
      I clicked like and it got 1K
      .....wow........i am....amazed.....♥u♥

    • @MN-bx5cs
      @MN-bx5cs 5 років тому +1

      Heema Heema you isn’t the only one with magic

    • @Jade-5713
      @Jade-5713 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @rafizransell303
      @rafizransell303 4 роки тому

      *hey*

  • @xordell1622
    @xordell1622 2 роки тому +2

    “Oh my god, this is like Plague Inc. but you’re trying to kill a human?!”
    🧐

  • @erasable1357
    @erasable1357 2 роки тому +2

    I literally just started playing this today and I didn’t know he did it!

  • @cryptnick_
    @cryptnick_ 5 років тому +1585

    "Ted Bundy's under a lot of stress."
    "Yeah, his body's dying."
    😂

    • @moonlilly9884
      @moonlilly9884 4 роки тому +1

      I like plague and bio inc., but watching these vids are scary..

  • @kurozetsuu5313
    @kurozetsuu5313 3 роки тому +2226

    Doctor mike: dehydration and diarrhea are world's leading killers
    Me who hasn't drunk water for 8 hours and has a stomach ache: *visible fear*

    • @kyrabrown6529
      @kyrabrown6529 3 роки тому +72

      le painik

    • @monwyatt7000
      @monwyatt7000 3 роки тому +23

      All you need is an ORS and release those wet shits you release.

    • @sammy_sand_utubeyt6901
      @sammy_sand_utubeyt6901 3 роки тому +24

      Reminds me of chubbymychu ( idk how to spell his name ) ____ hasn’t drunk water for 8 hours, this is what happened to their muscles.

    • @hyunibinii
      @hyunibinii 3 роки тому +3

      Pannik

    • @user-rg7vr1kd1w
      @user-rg7vr1kd1w 3 роки тому +7

      This is your reminder to drink some water! Have a wonderful day! ❤️

  • @l.p.1152
    @l.p.1152 2 роки тому

    Man you can play this well cause you understand everything

  • @kaedz3055
    @kaedz3055 Рік тому

    Do more plague inc! Also, more Cells at work reaction please! Absolutely loved them. Keep up the great work mike, we love you!

  • @thequeenofsarcasm1340
    @thequeenofsarcasm1340 4 роки тому +1685

    “I feel like I’m being a bad doctor and killing my patient but some reason it feels kinda good” *concern for his mental health increases*

    • @jayk.74
      @jayk.74 4 роки тому +44

      I mean.. it’s Hitler...

    • @gnectbn
      @gnectbn 4 роки тому +2

      @@jayk.74 yep

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +5

      @@jayk.74 Yeah Hippocratic oath?
      who needs that?

    • @Fr0stKnight0k0
      @Fr0stKnight0k0 Рік тому +3

      Your likes are 999....
      Ill make it 1k

    • @Uchiha.Itachii
      @Uchiha.Itachii Рік тому +4

      No one should feel bad about killing hitler in a game lmaoo

  • @nadyabermudez7761
    @nadyabermudez7761 4 роки тому +5571

    “I’ve never been this proud to kill a patient”
    *he says that like he has done it before...*

  • @Karah
    @Karah 2 роки тому +3

    “Wait, he’s healing too quick”- says the doctor.
    “Breaking my oath”- says the doctor.

  • @meganhash7840
    @meganhash7840 10 місяців тому +3

    Knowing Dr. Mike is Jewish makes him choosing hitler as the first victim so much funnier. As a fellow Jew, I salute you, sir.

  • @peachy1217
    @peachy1217 4 роки тому +2422

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    This game: "Doctors are now intensifying their efforts to save Hitler"

    • @NotGoodAtCombat
      @NotGoodAtCombat 4 роки тому +83

      Nazi doctors (although he did suicide)

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 4 роки тому +52

      If it was Stalin It would've made even no sense
      Cuz he killed all the docs

    • @shiftyFlacko
      @shiftyFlacko 4 роки тому +24

      Mike: *you now obese*

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 3 роки тому +6

      Ww1 doctors: am i a joke to you?

    • @anselmgademann9407
      @anselmgademann9407 3 роки тому +2

      NotGoodAtCombat I‘m betting even the doctors don‘t like hitler

  • @i_likememez4151
    @i_likememez4151 5 років тому +910

    No one:
    Doctor mike:YES WE KILLED HIM!

  • @billydwinugroho2385
    @billydwinugroho2385 2 роки тому

    watching this video makes me hyped and scared at the same time

  • @ni.co13424
    @ni.co13424 2 роки тому +2

    Dr. Mike: BeEeewOOop
    Captions: (strange noises)

  • @EmmarainePink
    @EmmarainePink 5 років тому +2761

    Dr. Mike: "Name your victim... *puts in the name Hitler*"
    Me: *wheezes*

    • @-trou.vaillex4931
      @-trou.vaillex4931 5 років тому +7

      How do you guys make the bold fonts lol

    • @CapMan275
      @CapMan275 5 років тому +17

      @@-trou.vaillex4931 *put stars on each end of what you want to bolden.*

    • @emptyricebowl
      @emptyricebowl 5 років тому +6

      - trou.vaillex use asterisk symbol -> * and put two in the beginning, and the end of a sentence
      *then you should have something like this*

    • @amandaloves1d8
      @amandaloves1d8 5 років тому

      - trou.vaillex put * at the beginning and end of the part you want bolded (* hi *) but with no space

    • @allisonrousseau856
      @allisonrousseau856 5 років тому +3

      *I never knew that!!*

  • @445luana
    @445luana 5 років тому +849

    Mike Varshavski
    Job: doctor
    At free time: kills people
    Edit: Dr Mike used to answer me when i get early or when i get more likes, now he's answering 1 like comments that has been posted 12 hours after the video.
    Excuse me?

    • @nida.akhtar.fatima
      @nida.akhtar.fatima 5 років тому +6

      lol...🤣
      u made my day 💗

    • @oliwiapronko7688
      @oliwiapronko7688 5 років тому +6

      Reminds me of Dexter, has to faces

    • @mariaisandelli2905
      @mariaisandelli2905 5 років тому +2

      The handsome version of Hannibal ahah

    • @445luana
      @445luana 5 років тому

      @@mariaisandelli2905 of course hahahh lol

    • @oilandwine8
      @oilandwine8 5 років тому +2

      Guess he did well in killing some time in his hands.

  • @broke-24
    @broke-24 2 місяці тому +1

    This would be the villain origin story of a doctor who got too addicted to bio inc 💀💀

  • @FishSnackems
    @FishSnackems 2 роки тому

    I was so tired while I was watching this I felt asleep with my eyes open, I woke up and realized I was watching a video

  • @Huntracony
    @Huntracony 5 років тому +406

    "We're not gonna make Hitler a workaholic"
    You know what, good call. Hadn't thought about it, but yeah.

  • @thewanderingwriter4448
    @thewanderingwriter4448 5 років тому +573

    "It's a long term problem. I want him to suffer NOW!"
    Love the enthusiasm Doc! :D

    • @nikoaa6290
      @nikoaa6290 5 років тому +1

      The Wandering Writer he sounded so whiney at that point

  • @dumpsterc0rpse
    @dumpsterc0rpse 2 роки тому

    Just found this existed, very happy. Love this game now !

  • @pigstep7170
    @pigstep7170 2 роки тому +2

    I've learned more from him then 3 years of school all together

  • @mitchellberklund4798
    @mitchellberklund4798 5 років тому +1875

    *Ted Buddy dies*
    Dr. Mike: YES!!!
    Dr. Mikes patients that watched this video: *laughs* IM IN DANGER...

    • @dracox3d578
      @dracox3d578 4 роки тому +17

      Ted Bundy*

    • @amshazow
      @amshazow 4 роки тому +18

      lmao ted buddy is kinda funny

  • @coleskuxx4474
    @coleskuxx4474 5 років тому +529

    Nobody:
    Dr Mike: "Ill keep it simple for now, lets call him Hitler"

    • @Fortune.V
      @Fortune.V 5 років тому

      But everybody’s commenting the hitler thing

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 5 років тому

      Uhm...this unfunny meme has to die.

    • @matthewmajarucon9611
      @matthewmajarucon9611 5 років тому

      Shendue : Objection! this evidence Clearly contradicts the Testimony
      Judge: I see no contradictions here... I'm Sorry Mr Wright for you will have to be penalized
      Shendue : well crap

  • @Unluckysouls195
    @Unluckysouls195 Рік тому

    Thank you for teaching me how to do chest compressions

  • @Raptor-fq4iq
    @Raptor-fq4iq 2 роки тому

    My favorite history teacher: doctor mike

  • @dmiahibbert7543
    @dmiahibbert7543 5 років тому +329

    Dr. Mike: We're gonna keep it simple..
    **chooses Hitler**

  • @pingukid726
    @pingukid726 2 роки тому

    i was looking at the comments and i couldnt find any comments liked by Doctor Mike but then i realised that he is a doctor and has a hard job

  • @OJExists
    @OJExists Рік тому

    i learnt more in this video than i have in a 1 week science class

  • @smdanny1
    @smdanny1 5 років тому +583

    8:00 "It's dangerous in the throat. It's dangerous in the cervix... but outside of that it's not that exciting" - Dr. Mike 2019 on HPV

    • @rejiix
      @rejiix 5 років тому

      So how do you get it in the throat?

    • @loverlei79
      @loverlei79 5 років тому +11

      😅😅 ahem... How do you get it in the throat? Ask Bill Clinton. He knows.

    • @leizero
      @leizero 5 років тому +9

      @@rejiix if I remember correctly, HPV usually infects squamous cells found in the oral mucosa and cervico-vaginal junction

    • @mrpolar3537
      @mrpolar3537 5 років тому +1

      @@rejiix HPV are of different types and the one affecting the throat and the cervix are different types HPV. It's not what you think..

  • @libbikoester1952
    @libbikoester1952 5 років тому +490

    “Aw HPV. that’s not even that fun”
    Dr. Mike is a walking meme

  • @YRV1
    @YRV1 2 роки тому +1

    BEEWOOOOP makes my day better

  • @OlgaVCher
    @OlgaVCher 2 роки тому +5

    I have not seen a doctor be this excited about killing someone before. And this is a whole mood that I love... outside the hospital

  • @davie7199
    @davie7199 3 роки тому +1464

    “I want him to suffer NOW, I want to make sure he has the worse risk factors for survival” People in the next room: maybe I should get a different doctor

  • @naruto101xx
    @naruto101xx 5 років тому +457

    Dr. Mike: It is my duty to heal.
    also Dr. Mike: SPIN THE WHEEL OF STD's

  • @theyhaventfedmesince
    @theyhaventfedmesince 2 роки тому

    House's gonna love this patient

  • @rolfvictormabao5942
    @rolfvictormabao5942 2 роки тому +2

    "I can't let him live" - Doctor

  • @MsPhilodox
    @MsPhilodox 5 років тому +781

    "It's because I got... a doctorate degree. And I know how to kill Ted Bundy."
    ~Dr. Mike, 2019

  • @cbenz9976
    @cbenz9976 5 років тому +641

    "We'll keep it simple..." Hitler.
    Not the first simple name but I mean okay Doctor

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 5 років тому +5

      Name one person who has played this game and never named their victim Hitler.

    • @kartuliboy9492
      @kartuliboy9492 5 років тому +1

      @@Kartoffelkamm me

    • @TheGodGamr
      @TheGodGamr 5 років тому +5

      @@Kartoffelkamm I usually just named the patient after my friends

    • @mirelagiuroescu9784
      @mirelagiuroescu9784 5 років тому

      @@TheGodGamr :))))))))))))))))))))

    • @SmugBug
      @SmugBug 5 років тому +2

      Well funny enough i named mines trump

  • @mccontent4494
    @mccontent4494 10 місяців тому

    I remember memorizing the types of shocks during EMR, I don't know if I was taught all of them but they where the RNCHAMPS (Respiratory, Neurogenic, Cardiovascular, Hypovolemic, Anaphylactic, Metabolic, Psychogenic, and Septic) it was a lot of stuff to become certified to lifeguard

  • @nomadic_author
    @nomadic_author Рік тому

    Would be cool to see Doctor Mike and +-three other YT doctors to play Pandemic! Awesome boardgame, online version is present too

  • @JoolieJulie_
    @JoolieJulie_ 3 роки тому +2429

    watching this makes me realize how scary an evil doctor would be LMAO

    • @mohameddarwish255
      @mohameddarwish255 2 роки тому +234

      Imagine dealing with a person who knows your weaknesses and how to use them against you 💀

    • @GRAVEHEART453
      @GRAVEHEART453 2 роки тому +18

      @@mohameddarwish255 💀✌

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 2 роки тому +8

      Faucci

    • @Nhatanh0475
      @Nhatanh0475 2 роки тому +13

      I don’t think they will risk their years of medical training and medical school dept to be evil.

    • @sarahmiller4980
      @sarahmiller4980 2 роки тому +22

      @@deusvult6920 If you're going to call someone evil, at least spell their name right