@@montekristo643 Sure, Alex Bertoncini was a notorius cheater in the pro player circuit. One of the famous (caugh in camera) moments is "Alex Bertoncini Cheats at SCG Kansas City" (If you search that in youtube it will appear) where he says to the judge he has extra lands in play due to playing 2 explores. The joke is, he has more than 2 extra lands in play.
@@crabestapler Paula Deen is one of those celebrity chef people who makes southern style food that tends to be very high in calories. So following the recepies in her cookbook could lead to developing type 2 diabetes, you see.
How did so many people not get the Burress trigger line? That was legit amazing. For those who don't know, he was an NFL wide receiver that shot himself in the leg with his own gun.
I was just wondering how many people would get that joke. Had to research just to make sure that actually happened before 2012 or if it was a wild coincidence (It's not)
@@BW-CZ It's a reference to Alex Bertoncini, sometimes referred to as Bertoncheaty on account of his serial cheating offences that led to an 18-month, then later permanent, DCI ban. In one famous video, Alex plays an explore on turn 2, putting him to 3 lands, and on his next turn plays a land (4th), an explore and makes the land drop (5th), then ponders, resolves it, and plays another land (6 lands on turn 3, this is the cheat) before passing the turn. The person recording the game simply asks "what turn is it?" To which Bertoncini immediately replies "two explores" while pointing at his graveyard. In doing so, he's acknowledging that having 6 lands is unusual, but reasons it away by having 2 explores, even though that still doesn't add up. However, he's so casual about it that his opponent, who has just been cheated, sticks up for him and tells the person recording the match "no it's right, he's good". And thus was born the joke "two explores"
What's funny is I saw that line in the comments here so obviously I knew it was coming up in the song but it still got me good when the line hit that delivery was good
This guy turns up in my youtube now only after 2 years of coming back to Magic and watching tons of magic youtubers, WTF UA-cam? Thankfully it did send me this extremely Talented Guy, these parodies are unbelievable.
@@Degenerate8 Even if you think you are claiming this word for you, it will always be associated with "social degeneracy". Nobody should ever use that word in a context to describe or name humans and it is immoral and telling to do so.
I didnt know what he said there, thanks. Not knowing who that was either lead me to googling "Plaxico Burress trigger"...I was not disappointed. Remy is the man.
Oh my god, I knew overall what this was referencing, but I finally got the thing that it really reminded me of: freaking Jace Hall! Jesus, it's so painfully accurate.
“What you playing? Tribal cats? Man that deck looks stupid. You should call it kitty litter- All you’re doing is scooping” Holy shit is that an underrated line, well done!
I listened to this so many times before I caught the: "I thought you only played white Remy" "Yeah, but its Lent" and now I'm laughing hysterically again.
"Droppin' land like a fool, Acceleratin' in the trees like Oksana Baiul, Because my decks straight features, Big fat creatures, Turn 'em sideways, And yea, I'm gonna beat ya" Holy shit this is amazing! This clip is the new theme for my Mono Green Eldrazi EDH deck. Go MTG Remy!
This song is just great, the Palestinian, Sandusky and Baiul lines are just ruthless and I love it...all of the songs are great don't get me wrong, but this takes the cake
This is like my go to song when I would get together with my bro and friends for some magic. Thanks so much this always gets my hyped about the game even if I haven't played in while.
"I thought you only played white, Remy" "Yeah, but it's Lent" Wouldn't that mean you're playing... purple? Or just that playing white is a joy you're choosing to give up? I do love the reference tho :D
"you talked to any girls?" "no." "me neither." is such a perfect line.
I was cracking up
"the only thing I ain't beaten is my social anxiety" to tie it up.
Well the way he says me neither is also perfect. He tilts his head back and and yells me neither so proudly.
0:30
my play group makes fun of one of our members because he got a GF
The two explore joke is so perfect
Beautiful wink at the banned player.
I love this guy, very clever great sense of humor.
can you explain it?
@@montekristo643 Sure, Alex Bertoncini was a notorius cheater in the pro player circuit. One of the famous (caugh in camera) moments is "Alex Bertoncini Cheats at SCG Kansas City" (If you search that in youtube it will appear) where he says to the judge he has extra lands in play due to playing 2 explores. The joke is, he has more than 2 extra lands in play.
That was an such a good moment lol
Im glad I can have a Weird Al specifically for my favorite card game. Your videos are awesome!
Or a Lonely Island in this case
That's an apt description. ^ I'm with this guy! Love all your vids
His political stuff is great too.
"I thought you only played white."" Yeah but its lent" nice
specifically the fact that he switches to fish is such well done joke
"So much Type 2 it's like a Paula Deen cookbook."
That is a high IQ line, damn.
What’s a Paula deen cookbook
@@crabestapler Paula Deen is one of those celebrity chef people who makes southern style food that tends to be very high in calories. So following the recepies in her cookbook could lead to developing type 2 diabetes, you see.
oh shit thank you for explaining that
@@aidennoir597 So much jokes here woooshed over me...
@@admiralcasperr that's what the coments section is for
How did so many people not get the Burress trigger line? That was legit amazing. For those who don't know, he was an NFL wide receiver that shot himself in the leg with his own gun.
Thank you for explaining it! 🍻
Probably because most magic players don’t care about stupid sports. Lmao.
@@bradcallahan3546 truth
@@bradcallahan3546 truth
@@bradcallahan3546 false
Classic Remy. Love the two explores at the end.
I was just wondering how many people would get that joke. Had to research just to make sure that actually happened before 2012 or if it was a wild coincidence (It's not)
@@Foyfluff Could you explain the joke to me please? Would be much appreciated.
@@BW-CZ It's a reference to Alex Bertoncini, sometimes referred to as Bertoncheaty on account of his serial cheating offences that led to an 18-month, then later permanent, DCI ban. In one famous video, Alex plays an explore on turn 2, putting him to 3 lands, and on his next turn plays a land (4th), an explore and makes the land drop (5th), then ponders, resolves it, and plays another land (6 lands on turn 3, this is the cheat) before passing the turn.
The person recording the game simply asks "what turn is it?" To which Bertoncini immediately replies "two explores" while pointing at his graveyard. In doing so, he's acknowledging that having 6 lands is unusual, but reasons it away by having 2 explores, even though that still doesn't add up. However, he's so casual about it that his opponent, who has just been cheated, sticks up for him and tells the person recording the match "no it's right, he's good".
And thus was born the joke "two explores"
thank you!
@@Foyfluff fucken eyyyy wow thank you good sir!! the video that was amazing just got better!!
"call it kitty litter all you doing is scooping" GOD DAMN
"You're like Plaxico Burress you don't understand triggers!"
Shoutout to everyone that gets that reference. Well done, Remy. Well done.
had to google it since i'm not into football but damn that line is funny now i understand it!
That one made me lol
Very high quality.
@@mbsnipes3 Me, too. I play Magic, not football!
For anyone who doesn't know, plaxico shot himself in the leg in a nightclub
I remember this from way back when! My group of friends still quote it during games. Love you Remy!
haha that's great! thank you!
@@MTGRemyCompletely unrealistic, the Mountain Dews aren’t even open! jkjk Shit is dope!!
"I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land!"
BURN!!!!
Sad jokes lol
The hottest bar.
What's funny is I saw that line in the comments here so obviously I knew it was coming up in the song but it still got me good when the line hit that delivery was good
oy vey
The Serra Angel portion still makes me chuckle...every single time...
“Bolt to the dome” *playing mono white*
Mycosynth Lattice? Elsewhere Flask? I mean, it's possible, but yeah, still strange.
"so much permission you'd think I was married" XD died
me too :-)
This guy turns up in my youtube now only after 2 years of coming back to Magic and watching tons of magic youtubers, WTF UA-cam? Thankfully it did send me this extremely Talented Guy, these parodies are unbelievable.
This channel deserves so many more views, this is some top quality content
you are too kind, thank you. working on more videos, hoping to keep them coming.
The line "I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no lands!" Hits even harder now...
wait i just made this comment, someone beat me to it
@@BeGayDoRobyn I mean it's still relevant sadly
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@@Degenerate8 Even if you think you are claiming this word for you, it will always be associated with "social degeneracy". Nobody should ever use that word in a context to describe or name humans and it is immoral and telling to do so.
Are you saying that anyone who uses the word 'degenerate' is a degenerate? Degenerate: an immoral or corrupt person. @@bdarecords_
You're like Plaxico Burress, you don't understand triggers." Had me rolling!
I didnt know what he said there, thanks. Not knowing who that was either lead me to googling "Plaxico Burress trigger"...I was not disappointed. Remy is the man.
'The only thing I ain't beating is my social anxiety." Is such a mood.
"i like white weenie so much they call me Jerry Sandusky" almost made me crash my car
You mean "accelerating into trees like Oxana Biyul"?
I did a legit spit take.
"who is this Jerry dude"
"Google"
"Ah. Well shit"
So deep cut
@@epicness877 Not in 2012 when he was in the news.
"What turn is it?"
"Two Explore"
the two explores reference at the end is my favorite lol
This was how I first found Remy. It's funny on so many levels. "Talk to any girls today?" 😂
No? Me Neither!
I love Remy's parodies but wish he had a playlist full of originals. Such a creative genius in his element!
“I need so much permission, you’d think I was married” best line ever.
The "two explores" reference is really good lol
Holy shit, is 3:03 a reference to the "Two Explores" cheating thing? This video has layers. Surely that's just a coincidence.
After several years I finally remembered that this gem existed. Such a classic video
I lost counts of how many times I've listened to this and "Land Down Under". Gosh this is amazing work!
Oh my god, I knew overall what this was referencing, but I finally got the thing that it really reminded me of: freaking Jace Hall! Jesus, it's so painfully accurate.
It's 2024 and I still listen to this jam. This is the best one.
“What you playing? Tribal cats?
Man that deck looks stupid.
You should call it kitty litter-
All you’re doing is scooping”
Holy shit is that an underrated line, well done!
Dude, i thought he rhymed "stupid" with "stupid" and it was bugging me. Thank you for the translation/lyrics!
This is the greatest song ever written and I'm only finding this 10 years later.
Hell yeah, its back! Absolute classic. This one came out around the time I actually started playing.
“Yeah but it’s lent” was way funnier than it should have been
Funny enough, First thing I did when I saw your mtg channel was going back and listening to this one on your other channel.
seemed weird to have an MTG channel and not have it on here!
@@MTGRemy What formats are you playing Remy?
This is song is 10 years old and the two explores joke is still on point!
I listened to this so many times before I caught the:
"I thought you only played white Remy" "Yeah, but its Lent"
and now I'm laughing hysterically again.
“My supplies are scary, need so much permission man you would think I was married” dude out barred 90% of rappers today
“I thought you only played white”
“Yeah but it’s Lent”
just showing off how much of an OG he is when it comes to MTG
"Droppin' land like a fool,
Acceleratin' in the trees like Oksana Baiul,
Because my decks straight features,
Big fat creatures,
Turn 'em sideways,
And yea,
I'm gonna beat ya"
Holy shit this is amazing! This clip is the new theme for my Mono Green Eldrazi EDH deck.
Go MTG Remy!
What's with Oksana?
@@admiralcasperr I believe she became an alcoholic and one night was drunk driving, went off the road and crashed.
it would be very difficult to overstate how unbelievably good this is! thank you for all the entertainment! You are very talented!
I actually saw this in my recommendeds when I started watching your videos. It's still just as good over here
my man playing lightning bolt in mono white. respect.
So bright, it went light speed and advanced 10 years a few seconds after being put up.
'switchin to fish you about to get bent' 'I thought you only played white remy' 'yeah but it's lent' ice cold line
Having listened to a few of this guy's songs, I'm amazed at his range.
I never had a reason to go to Oksana Baiul's Wikipedia page before today
LOL i just noticed after watching several times the reference Alex Bertoncini explore cheat.
We need another rap like this, Remy!
Bringing back the classic showstopper hit
I just realized that this was you. I've unknowingly been watching your vids for a decade.
So awsome good text man :D 2012 was year of magick :p
It didn't click in my head until I listened to this that you are the same guy that did the McDonalds rap I listened to forever ago.
"Call it kitty litter all you're doing is scooping"
I'm stealing that one
"I am like Palistanian, I have no land" damn. That hit different today... Sorry, for the mood.
This song is just great, the Palestinian, Sandusky and Baiul lines are just ruthless and I love it...all of the songs are great don't get me wrong, but this takes the cake
With all the absolute fire content you've released over the years, this is your masterpiece!
Bruh, you don't get enough love for the content you put out and effort that goes in.
This is 🔥, you're awesome.
I owned a game store a decade ago and would just play this on loop. Ty for the flashback.
This is like my go to song when I would get together with my bro and friends for some magic. Thanks so much this always gets my hyped about the game even if I haven't played in while.
I love the nod to the classic two explores cheat from Alex Bertonccini
Where has this been all my life? Why have I just discovered this channel full of gems? This, completes me.
Oh my god, that call back to Alex Bertoncini with the "2 explores" at 3:00 XDDD
I love that “did you talk to any girls today? Me neither” lol that resonates
Corey! What’s up man? I love this guy. He’s HILARIOUS!
@@jesse8654 yeah Remy is very on point and meta with his comedy.
you're the guy i didnt realize i found this back in the day and just started finding your new stuff.
Wow, so many laugh out moments! The best part is....this rap is really catchy. Really catchy. I’ll have this on repeat for quite some time
I love the 2 explore reference to the cheeter lmao I just caught it after this watch
I like the mountain dews on the table. So on point.
This song is just so dense with so many good jokes, a true masterpiece.
"I thought you only played white, Remy"
"Yeah, but it's Lent"
Wouldn't that mean you're playing... purple? Or just that playing white is a joy you're choosing to give up? I do love the reference tho :D
The joke is he plays merfolk during lent because catholics eat fish during lent
...this is gonna get stuck in my head for a while.
Holy shit, so many lols!
This and the mario kart rap were some of my favorite youtube vids back in the day, man this brings me back.
This is the best rap I've ever heard. I'm not kidding.
2:26 hits so good this is my favorite mtg remy song
the lyrics are just straight fire.
man, I've watched this thing about 10 times and I still can't help but laft when you say "naahh son!"
so many good lines !!! And you guy is a good musician by the way... talent!
The two explores had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
and the famous " 2 explore at the end is hilarious
I love that "two explores"
the joke at 1:25 has only aged better with time! 12 years and still good!
This is the best MTG channel ever
"Need so much permission you'd think I was married."
Killed me
As a isrelian the "my hand is like palastinians I have no lands" was extremely funny to me
Yep, totally false historically and even now, but well, antisemitic propaganda lies have always existed and are thick-skinned...
The Plaxico Burress line slew me.
"Call it Kitty Litter, all you're doing is scooping"
this line is so HARD
"NAAAHH SON WERE PLAYING MAGIC" I imagine an open air festival, massive crowd and everyone's completing going nuts
That Plaxico Burress brings back memories of that incident. A+ as always Remy
Gotta love the Merfolk of the Pearl Trident on the page of banned cards!
So I watched this again today. I think I just understood the joke at the end with all the forests and the 2 explores in the graveyard.
For a moment, I almost thought this was an old Smosh rap. Great video !
Oh this was you! I remember seeing this a long time ago! Glad to see you're still making excellent mtg music!
This is peak early UA-cam, love it!
thanks!
That plaxico Burress line 🔥🔥🔥
As someone who plays tribal cats, I feel offended.
A Plaxico Burress joke, I am impressed!
Holy shit man this is freaking amazing! Added to favourites and subbed. Now i just got to learn the lyrics.
You, my friend, are my new favorite youtube channel. Your content is gold lmao