MTG: The Rap (2012)

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  • @phyrexianagent4655
    @phyrexianagent4655 4 роки тому +1293

    "you talked to any girls?" "no." "me neither." is such a perfect line.

    • @mattpfarr6129
      @mattpfarr6129 4 роки тому +17

      I was cracking up

    • @batuozer383
      @batuozer383 4 роки тому +59

      "the only thing I ain't beaten is my social anxiety" to tie it up.

    • @sparkeagle2000
      @sparkeagle2000 4 роки тому +30

      Well the way he says me neither is also perfect. He tilts his head back and and yells me neither so proudly.

    • @vicio19995
      @vicio19995 4 роки тому +6

      0:30

    • @sethhuff8657
      @sethhuff8657 3 роки тому +11

      my play group makes fun of one of our members because he got a GF

  • @roblit6309
    @roblit6309 4 роки тому +613

    The two explore joke is so perfect

    • @MaeseEidos
      @MaeseEidos 4 роки тому +32

      Beautiful wink at the banned player.

    • @joe.5103
      @joe.5103 4 роки тому +24

      I love this guy, very clever great sense of humor.

    • @montekristo643
      @montekristo643 4 роки тому +16

      can you explain it?

    • @MaeseEidos
      @MaeseEidos 4 роки тому +82

      @@montekristo643 Sure, Alex Bertoncini was a notorius cheater in the pro player circuit. One of the famous (caugh in camera) moments is "Alex Bertoncini Cheats at SCG Kansas City" (If you search that in youtube it will appear) where he says to the judge he has extra lands in play due to playing 2 explores. The joke is, he has more than 2 extra lands in play.

    • @mattpfarr6129
      @mattpfarr6129 4 роки тому +6

      That was an such a good moment lol

  • @greysonmiller9407
    @greysonmiller9407 4 роки тому +910

    Im glad I can have a Weird Al specifically for my favorite card game. Your videos are awesome!

  • @sethhuff8657
    @sethhuff8657 3 роки тому +114

    "I thought you only played white."" Yeah but its lent" nice

    • @dinnerpartyempire
      @dinnerpartyempire 3 роки тому +23

      specifically the fact that he switches to fish is such well done joke

  • @aidennoir597
    @aidennoir597 4 роки тому +417

    "So much Type 2 it's like a Paula Deen cookbook."
    That is a high IQ line, damn.

    • @crabestapler
      @crabestapler 4 роки тому +7

      What’s a Paula deen cookbook

    • @aidennoir597
      @aidennoir597 4 роки тому +90

      @@crabestapler Paula Deen is one of those celebrity chef people who makes southern style food that tends to be very high in calories. So following the recepies in her cookbook could lead to developing type 2 diabetes, you see.

    • @TheSkullPanda
      @TheSkullPanda 4 роки тому +14

      oh shit thank you for explaining that

    • @admiralcasperr
      @admiralcasperr 4 роки тому +11

      @@aidennoir597 So much jokes here woooshed over me...

    • @sethhuff8657
      @sethhuff8657 3 роки тому +4

      @@admiralcasperr that's what the coments section is for

  • @RomanFedVO
    @RomanFedVO 4 роки тому +222

    How did so many people not get the Burress trigger line? That was legit amazing. For those who don't know, he was an NFL wide receiver that shot himself in the leg with his own gun.

    • @TacticalTypos
      @TacticalTypos 3 роки тому +10

      Thank you for explaining it! 🍻

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 3 роки тому +22

      Probably because most magic players don’t care about stupid sports. Lmao.

    • @SPITZtheGOD
      @SPITZtheGOD 2 роки тому +3

      @@bradcallahan3546 truth

    • @minion0470
      @minion0470 2 роки тому +3

      @@bradcallahan3546 truth

    • @chalindunn5796
      @chalindunn5796 2 роки тому +4

      @@bradcallahan3546 false

  • @Ryan-uc6ms
    @Ryan-uc6ms 4 роки тому +194

    Classic Remy. Love the two explores at the end.

    • @Foyfluff
      @Foyfluff 4 роки тому +23

      I was just wondering how many people would get that joke. Had to research just to make sure that actually happened before 2012 or if it was a wild coincidence (It's not)

    • @BW-CZ
      @BW-CZ 4 роки тому +8

      @@Foyfluff Could you explain the joke to me please? Would be much appreciated.

    • @Foyfluff
      @Foyfluff 4 роки тому +147

      @@BW-CZ It's a reference to Alex Bertoncini, sometimes referred to as Bertoncheaty on account of his serial cheating offences that led to an 18-month, then later permanent, DCI ban. In one famous video, Alex plays an explore on turn 2, putting him to 3 lands, and on his next turn plays a land (4th), an explore and makes the land drop (5th), then ponders, resolves it, and plays another land (6 lands on turn 3, this is the cheat) before passing the turn.
      The person recording the game simply asks "what turn is it?" To which Bertoncini immediately replies "two explores" while pointing at his graveyard. In doing so, he's acknowledging that having 6 lands is unusual, but reasons it away by having 2 explores, even though that still doesn't add up. However, he's so casual about it that his opponent, who has just been cheated, sticks up for him and tells the person recording the match "no it's right, he's good".
      And thus was born the joke "two explores"

    • @MTGRemy
      @MTGRemy  4 роки тому +81

      thank you!

    • @shanjudo4510
      @shanjudo4510 4 роки тому +6

      @@Foyfluff fucken eyyyy wow thank you good sir!! the video that was amazing just got better!!

  • @justingolden21
    @justingolden21 2 роки тому +27

    "call it kitty litter all you doing is scooping" GOD DAMN

  • @BAM_Deadstroke
    @BAM_Deadstroke 4 роки тому +171

    "You're like Plaxico Burress you don't understand triggers!"
    Shoutout to everyone that gets that reference. Well done, Remy. Well done.

    • @mbsnipes3
      @mbsnipes3 4 роки тому +4

      had to google it since i'm not into football but damn that line is funny now i understand it!

    • @elmoisamac
      @elmoisamac 2 роки тому

      That one made me lol

    • @JayAshborne
      @JayAshborne 2 роки тому

      Very high quality.

    • @MarkHansen
      @MarkHansen Рік тому +1

      @@mbsnipes3 Me, too. I play Magic, not football!

    • @sifins1579
      @sifins1579 Рік тому +2

      For anyone who doesn't know, plaxico shot himself in the leg in a nightclub

  • @VanderOZ
    @VanderOZ 4 роки тому +104

    I remember this from way back when! My group of friends still quote it during games. Love you Remy!

    • @MTGRemy
      @MTGRemy  4 роки тому +34

      haha that's great! thank you!

    • @RetroMTG
      @RetroMTG 4 місяці тому

      @@MTGRemyCompletely unrealistic, the Mountain Dews aren’t even open! jkjk Shit is dope!!

  • @joshkirkfield
    @joshkirkfield 4 роки тому +816

    "I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no land!"

    • @theveggiebird6248
      @theveggiebird6248 4 роки тому +16

      BURN!!!!

    • @gbort1
      @gbort1 4 роки тому +19

      Sad jokes lol

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain 4 роки тому +10

      The hottest bar.

    • @jessedorval7051
      @jessedorval7051 4 роки тому +8

      What's funny is I saw that line in the comments here so obviously I knew it was coming up in the song but it still got me good when the line hit that delivery was good

    • @orinel-croll2064
      @orinel-croll2064 4 роки тому +8

      oy vey

  • @johnklauk1704
    @johnklauk1704 4 роки тому +64

    The Serra Angel portion still makes me chuckle...every single time...

  • @cabbageman2386
    @cabbageman2386 4 роки тому +87

    “Bolt to the dome” *playing mono white*

    • @williamchristensen7354
      @williamchristensen7354 4 роки тому +2

      Mycosynth Lattice? Elsewhere Flask? I mean, it's possible, but yeah, still strange.

  • @Imrith
    @Imrith 4 роки тому +201

    "so much permission you'd think I was married" XD died

    • @kirdiekirdie
      @kirdiekirdie 4 роки тому

      me too :-)

    • @Harv88
      @Harv88 4 роки тому +6

      This guy turns up in my youtube now only after 2 years of coming back to Magic and watching tons of magic youtubers, WTF UA-cam? Thankfully it did send me this extremely Talented Guy, these parodies are unbelievable.

  • @acno4849
    @acno4849 4 роки тому +152

    This channel deserves so many more views, this is some top quality content

    • @MTGRemy
      @MTGRemy  4 роки тому +55

      you are too kind, thank you. working on more videos, hoping to keep them coming.

  • @Degenerate8
    @Degenerate8 Рік тому +115

    The line "I'm like a Palestinian, I ain't got no lands!" Hits even harder now...

    • @BeGayDoRobyn
      @BeGayDoRobyn Рік тому +2

      wait i just made this comment, someone beat me to it

    • @Degenerate8
      @Degenerate8 Рік тому +6

      @@BeGayDoRobyn I mean it's still relevant sadly

    • @zoharnagel
      @zoharnagel Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsofWORk-epeE?si=cByTWgWBAHwuw8l1

    • @bdarecords_
      @bdarecords_ Рік тому

      @@Degenerate8 Even if you think you are claiming this word for you, it will always be associated with "social degeneracy". Nobody should ever use that word in a context to describe or name humans and it is immoral and telling to do so.

    • @shoot_game718
      @shoot_game718 Рік тому +1

      Are you saying that anyone who uses the word 'degenerate' is a degenerate? Degenerate: an immoral or corrupt person. @@bdarecords_

  • @masonfranck2524
    @masonfranck2524 4 роки тому +65

    You're like Plaxico Burress, you don't understand triggers." Had me rolling!

    • @Gangfang
      @Gangfang 3 роки тому +5

      I didnt know what he said there, thanks. Not knowing who that was either lead me to googling "Plaxico Burress trigger"...I was not disappointed. Remy is the man.

  • @jaygamings6888
    @jaygamings6888 3 роки тому +48

    'The only thing I ain't beating is my social anxiety." Is such a mood.

  • @philgil59
    @philgil59 4 роки тому +200

    "i like white weenie so much they call me Jerry Sandusky" almost made me crash my car

    • @shura0107
      @shura0107 4 роки тому +17

      You mean "accelerating into trees like Oxana Biyul"?

    • @leovalenzuela8368
      @leovalenzuela8368 4 роки тому

      I did a legit spit take.

    • @omologo95
      @omologo95 3 роки тому +9

      "who is this Jerry dude"
      "Google"
      "Ah. Well shit"

    • @epicness877
      @epicness877 3 роки тому

      So deep cut

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 3 роки тому

      @@epicness877 Not in 2012 when he was in the news.

  •  4 роки тому +12

    "What turn is it?"
    "Two Explore"

  • @justinkemple7925
    @justinkemple7925 Рік тому +3

    the two explores reference at the end is my favorite lol

  • @TabletopJason
    @TabletopJason 4 роки тому +159

    This was how I first found Remy. It's funny on so many levels. "Talk to any girls today?" 😂

  • @DripMinis
    @DripMinis 10 місяців тому +4

    I love Remy's parodies but wish he had a playlist full of originals. Such a creative genius in his element!

  • @based1195
    @based1195 4 роки тому +35

    “I need so much permission, you’d think I was married” best line ever.

  • @trumpetperson11
    @trumpetperson11 Рік тому +4

    The "two explores" reference is really good lol

  • @ecastello
    @ecastello 10 місяців тому +3

    Holy shit, is 3:03 a reference to the "Two Explores" cheating thing? This video has layers. Surely that's just a coincidence.

  • @KatatonicMusic
    @KatatonicMusic 2 роки тому +18

    After several years I finally remembered that this gem existed. Such a classic video

  • @CrisMW98
    @CrisMW98 3 роки тому +8

    I lost counts of how many times I've listened to this and "Land Down Under". Gosh this is amazing work!

  • @cristianpissai7563
    @cristianpissai7563 Рік тому +3

    Oh my god, I knew overall what this was referencing, but I finally got the thing that it really reminded me of: freaking Jace Hall! Jesus, it's so painfully accurate.

  • @PureSolace
    @PureSolace 4 місяці тому +1

    It's 2024 and I still listen to this jam. This is the best one.

  • @CSLWoodward
    @CSLWoodward 3 роки тому +110

    “What you playing? Tribal cats?
    Man that deck looks stupid.
    You should call it kitty litter-
    All you’re doing is scooping”
    Holy shit is that an underrated line, well done!

    • @destructimus
      @destructimus 3 роки тому +2

      Dude, i thought he rhymed "stupid" with "stupid" and it was bugging me. Thank you for the translation/lyrics!

  • @NoorElahi1776
    @NoorElahi1776 2 роки тому +10

    This is the greatest song ever written and I'm only finding this 10 years later.

  • @Sonserf369
    @Sonserf369 4 роки тому +36

    Hell yeah, its back! Absolute classic. This one came out around the time I actually started playing.

  • @jasoncole316
    @jasoncole316 Рік тому +2

    “Yeah but it’s lent” was way funnier than it should have been

  • @frederikaltmann9051
    @frederikaltmann9051 4 роки тому +28

    Funny enough, First thing I did when I saw your mtg channel was going back and listening to this one on your other channel.

    • @MTGRemy
      @MTGRemy  4 роки тому +14

      seemed weird to have an MTG channel and not have it on here!

    • @frederikaltmann9051
      @frederikaltmann9051 4 роки тому +3

      @@MTGRemy What formats are you playing Remy?

  • @KnowingisHalftheBattle
    @KnowingisHalftheBattle 3 роки тому +2

    This is song is 10 years old and the two explores joke is still on point!

  • @keanestewart8193
    @keanestewart8193 Рік тому +3

    I listened to this so many times before I caught the:
    "I thought you only played white Remy" "Yeah, but its Lent"
    and now I'm laughing hysterically again.

  • @webbofmusic
    @webbofmusic 2 роки тому +3

    “My supplies are scary, need so much permission man you would think I was married” dude out barred 90% of rappers today

  • @NStripleseven
    @NStripleseven 2 роки тому +2

    “I thought you only played white”
    “Yeah but it’s Lent”

  • @jackkensik7002
    @jackkensik7002 4 роки тому +16

    just showing off how much of an OG he is when it comes to MTG

  • @xJarlaxle
    @xJarlaxle 4 роки тому +48

    "Droppin' land like a fool,
    Acceleratin' in the trees like Oksana Baiul,
    Because my decks straight features,
    Big fat creatures,
    Turn 'em sideways,
    And yea,
    I'm gonna beat ya"
    Holy shit this is amazing! This clip is the new theme for my Mono Green Eldrazi EDH deck.
    Go MTG Remy!

    • @admiralcasperr
      @admiralcasperr 4 роки тому +1

      What's with Oksana?

    • @JWar-
      @JWar- 9 місяців тому +1

      @@admiralcasperr I believe she became an alcoholic and one night was drunk driving, went off the road and crashed.

  • @danacoleman4007
    @danacoleman4007 4 роки тому +12

    it would be very difficult to overstate how unbelievably good this is! thank you for all the entertainment! You are very talented!

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 4 роки тому +8

    I actually saw this in my recommendeds when I started watching your videos. It's still just as good over here

  • @explodinglab
    @explodinglab 4 роки тому +8

    my man playing lightning bolt in mono white. respect.

  • @thegamesninja3119
    @thegamesninja3119 Рік тому

    So bright, it went light speed and advanced 10 years a few seconds after being put up.

  • @AtlantisDarts
    @AtlantisDarts 4 роки тому +2

    'switchin to fish you about to get bent' 'I thought you only played white remy' 'yeah but it's lent' ice cold line

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 2 роки тому +4

    Having listened to a few of this guy's songs, I'm amazed at his range.

  • @TragicMTG
    @TragicMTG 4 роки тому +40

    I never had a reason to go to Oksana Baiul's Wikipedia page before today

  • @obed6901
    @obed6901 3 роки тому +2

    LOL i just noticed after watching several times the reference Alex Bertoncini explore cheat.

  • @patbateman69420
    @patbateman69420 Рік тому +2

    We need another rap like this, Remy!

  • @PlaymatShowdown
    @PlaymatShowdown 4 роки тому +9

    Bringing back the classic showstopper hit

  • @robertstevensii4018
    @robertstevensii4018 3 роки тому +1

    I just realized that this was you. I've unknowingly been watching your vids for a decade.

  • @bluntlord1242
    @bluntlord1242 2 роки тому +2

    So awsome good text man :D 2012 was year of magick :p

  • @Lelines0
    @Lelines0 4 роки тому +2

    It didn't click in my head until I listened to this that you are the same guy that did the McDonalds rap I listened to forever ago.

  • @dinoqwas
    @dinoqwas Рік тому +1

    "Call it kitty litter all you're doing is scooping"
    I'm stealing that one

  • @theelysium1597
    @theelysium1597 2 дні тому

    "I am like Palistanian, I have no land" damn. That hit different today... Sorry, for the mood.

  • @shawnbolton8987
    @shawnbolton8987 2 роки тому +13

    This song is just great, the Palestinian, Sandusky and Baiul lines are just ruthless and I love it...all of the songs are great don't get me wrong, but this takes the cake

  • @BrakkoJanus
    @BrakkoJanus 2 роки тому +2

    With all the absolute fire content you've released over the years, this is your masterpiece!

  • @itsandywang
    @itsandywang 4 роки тому +5

    Bruh, you don't get enough love for the content you put out and effort that goes in.
    This is 🔥, you're awesome.

  • @Raeljas
    @Raeljas 2 роки тому

    I owned a game store a decade ago and would just play this on loop. Ty for the flashback.

  • @SkirkCommander
    @SkirkCommander 4 роки тому +1

    This is like my go to song when I would get together with my bro and friends for some magic. Thanks so much this always gets my hyped about the game even if I haven't played in while.

  • @georgetaylor9873
    @georgetaylor9873 11 місяців тому

    I love the nod to the classic two explores cheat from Alex Bertonccini

  • @Akatsuki2
    @Akatsuki2 4 роки тому +2

    Where has this been all my life? Why have I just discovered this channel full of gems? This, completes me.

  • @DragonstoneWolfe
    @DragonstoneWolfe 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my god, that call back to Alex Bertoncini with the "2 explores" at 3:00 XDDD

  • @coreyr.1012
    @coreyr.1012 3 роки тому +2

    I love that “did you talk to any girls today? Me neither” lol that resonates

    • @jesse8654
      @jesse8654 3 роки тому +1

      Corey! What’s up man? I love this guy. He’s HILARIOUS!

    • @coreyr.1012
      @coreyr.1012 3 роки тому

      @@jesse8654 yeah Remy is very on point and meta with his comedy.

  • @jessealoha1390
    @jessealoha1390 3 роки тому

    you're the guy i didnt realize i found this back in the day and just started finding your new stuff.

  • @jesse8654
    @jesse8654 3 роки тому +2

    Wow, so many laugh out moments! The best part is....this rap is really catchy. Really catchy. I’ll have this on repeat for quite some time

  • @Simonk_6
    @Simonk_6 2 роки тому

    I love the 2 explore reference to the cheeter lmao I just caught it after this watch

  • @nicholasimholte7359
    @nicholasimholte7359 4 роки тому +1

    I like the mountain dews on the table. So on point.

  • @jongibson4766
    @jongibson4766 2 роки тому +2

    This song is just so dense with so many good jokes, a true masterpiece.

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 4 роки тому +9

    "I thought you only played white, Remy"
    "Yeah, but it's Lent"
    Wouldn't that mean you're playing... purple? Or just that playing white is a joy you're choosing to give up? I do love the reference tho :D

    • @commodorjack8633
      @commodorjack8633 4 роки тому +16

      The joke is he plays merfolk during lent because catholics eat fish during lent

  • @kinciscorner
    @kinciscorner 5 місяців тому

    ...this is gonna get stuck in my head for a while.

  • @MakeArtHurt
    @MakeArtHurt 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit, so many lols!

  • @EH66
    @EH66 3 роки тому

    This and the mario kart rap were some of my favorite youtube vids back in the day, man this brings me back.

  • @archmage6725
    @archmage6725 3 роки тому +2

    This is the best rap I've ever heard. I'm not kidding.

  • @ohyeahiexist1372
    @ohyeahiexist1372 2 роки тому

    2:26 hits so good this is my favorite mtg remy song

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 4 роки тому +4

    the lyrics are just straight fire.

  • @HuwgeGrin
    @HuwgeGrin 4 роки тому +1

    man, I've watched this thing about 10 times and I still can't help but laft when you say "naahh son!"

  • @lucasmtg483
    @lucasmtg483 4 роки тому +2

    so many good lines !!! And you guy is a good musician by the way... talent!

  • @Pinkelephant123
    @Pinkelephant123 7 місяців тому +1

    The two explores had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @valentinloew
    @valentinloew 3 роки тому

    and the famous " 2 explore at the end is hilarious

  • @jurgenhanewald673
    @jurgenhanewald673 Рік тому

    I love that "two explores"

  • @curlyraps
    @curlyraps 2 місяці тому +2

    the joke at 1:25 has only aged better with time! 12 years and still good!

  • @AnomAnomMTG
    @AnomAnomMTG 4 роки тому +1

    This is the best MTG channel ever

  • @mstrikerwildrift
    @mstrikerwildrift 4 роки тому +2

    "Need so much permission you'd think I was married."
    Killed me

  • @amiros7370
    @amiros7370 3 роки тому +1

    As a isrelian the "my hand is like palastinians I have no lands" was extremely funny to me

    • @SatokoChaaan
      @SatokoChaaan Рік тому

      Yep, totally false historically and even now, but well, antisemitic propaganda lies have always existed and are thick-skinned...

  • @jamessharkey3844
    @jamessharkey3844 4 роки тому +2

    The Plaxico Burress line slew me.

  • @clockknight13
    @clockknight13 Рік тому

    "Call it Kitty Litter, all you're doing is scooping"
    this line is so HARD

  • @edhbobs
    @edhbobs 3 роки тому

    "NAAAHH SON WERE PLAYING MAGIC" I imagine an open air festival, massive crowd and everyone's completing going nuts

  • @donovanloreman
    @donovanloreman 3 роки тому

    That Plaxico Burress brings back memories of that incident. A+ as always Remy

  • @jenniferwilliams9612
    @jenniferwilliams9612 2 роки тому

    Gotta love the Merfolk of the Pearl Trident on the page of banned cards!

  • @TheBorzoi
    @TheBorzoi Рік тому +1

    So I watched this again today. I think I just understood the joke at the end with all the forests and the 2 explores in the graveyard.

  • @nelphy235
    @nelphy235 3 роки тому

    For a moment, I almost thought this was an old Smosh rap. Great video !

  • @gavinli1368
    @gavinli1368 4 роки тому +3

    Oh this was you! I remember seeing this a long time ago! Glad to see you're still making excellent mtg music!

  • @Pyrodactyl
    @Pyrodactyl 4 роки тому +6

    This is peak early UA-cam, love it!

  • @yohanesparuntu4980
    @yohanesparuntu4980 4 роки тому +2

    That plaxico Burress line 🔥🔥🔥

  • @davidw.1429
    @davidw.1429 2 роки тому +2

    As someone who plays tribal cats, I feel offended.

  • @bsmartr806
    @bsmartr806 3 роки тому

    A Plaxico Burress joke, I am impressed!

  • @kylesavage4525
    @kylesavage4525 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit man this is freaking amazing! Added to favourites and subbed. Now i just got to learn the lyrics.

  • @Tyfont
    @Tyfont 4 роки тому +2

    You, my friend, are my new favorite youtube channel. Your content is gold lmao