Schlatt's Dumbest Gift Yet - Chuckle Sandwich EP 73
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
- On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we return to the podcast for the new year with stars in our eyes and beauty in our hearts. Talking about the possibility of selling Schlatt's cat's hair so people can clone it, drinking bugs, and Ted and Tucker's roadkill story. Enjoy.
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:01:53 - cloning jambo
0:02:35 - couch shopping
0:08:54 - ikea
0:10:15 - two years of chuckle sandwich
0:12:41 - schlatt is upset with jambo
0:17:10 - roadkill stories
0:27:53 - ted's deer philosophy
0:30:17 - year of the ramp
0:32:19 - schlatt's christmas gift
0:34:31 - jambo's unruly behavior
0:35:29 - new year's resolutions
0:40:55 - schlatt live mixes
0:43:49 - schlatt drank bugs
0:46:07 - eating dog food
0:50:04 - the cheese midnight menace
0:55:59 - anime
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jacky-Racky-Smack-Back Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet. - Комедії
Guys, it’s not their fault they had missed 3 weeks. It was harder to put him down again. He got… stronger.
CHARLIE
its the Gorilla
@@pee-soup8950 NO! DON’T! THEY’VE FORMED AN ALLIANCE! THE GORILLA TRAINED HIM
@@YNEA. DEAR GOD! WHO CAN WE GET NOW?
@@doctorweasel GHOSTBUSTERS
I feel like I waited 7 years for this episode to come out
As did i
That’s because you did.
same
UA-cam man, me too
ong
I think the weirdest gift Ted has given was 3 broken ribs and a shattered kneecap in 2007
@Chad 007 they released the footage of 99?
He’s gonna receive a similar “gift” on October 23, 2025!
He did the same to me in 03
@@jedislayer0719 Well they do say what goes around comes around! (especially on October 25th 2025)
That reminds me! When I was a small boy in middle school in 09 he come in with a ball bat and sent 11 kids to the hospital with broken kneecaps. The teach tryed to stop him but he was just so violent and broke the teachers back with 2 swings. Ted is a menace that needs to be stopped
I like to imagine that whenever ted says welcome to chuckle sandwich, they put on the intro music and fully stop the conversation until it’s over.
this is the first time it’s ever occurred to me that they DON’T do that
omg wtf i just realised they- i hate you omar you broke my immersion >:(
this is the perfect podcast to go into multiple week long comas and then wake up whenever an upload happens
I got here before this was pinned
@@spencergross7244 same and also stfu
I also was here before this was pinned (hoping it gets pinned and that we don't look like idiots)
I got here before it was pinned (it's not getting pinned)
also here before it gets pinned (it's not gonna ever)
“I love him but he’s a fucking asshole”- Schlatt perfectly summing up the experience of owning a cat
I like your pfp
@@thedestroyasystem Ty! As a fellow asexual mcr fan I like urs as well👍
An orange cat, at that!
@@amberhernandez true, orange cats are crazy
@@amberhernandez Orange cats are idiots, and tortoiseshells are extreme assholes
I'm like 98% sure that the cat thing is meant to be a paper towel holder
came here to comment this, I think you're right
I read this comment too early and thought you were talking about jambo. But in all fairness I think jambo would also make a great paper towel holder.
or toilet paper!
If you look up stretching cat doorstop it's one of the first things that pop up
the same thing comes up if you search stretching cat paper towel holder.
jambo is massive, very proud of him getting big
Very massive
Rather rotund
Quite sturdy
exceptionally sizeable
incredibly humongous in proportion
thank goodness the podcast is back, i haven't chuckled in weeks
Not like the sdp, wish they would stop making episodes
You guys are so consistent!!! I LOVE TUNING IN EVERY WEEK AS YOU UPLOAD EVERY WEEK!!!!
Almost as consistent as sleep deprived, I've listened every week for the last 5 years!
@@fin.hew05 You got the exclusive 2018-2019 chuckle demo! Jealous
I love listening to this podcast monthly💀
It's almost like people usually take a break over the new year
@@TheGerbennos joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
In Ted's defense I perfectly understood the 'long flat rock" bit 😅
Me too, I didn’t see anything wrong with that lmao
Exactly! A deer doesn't understand that a road is made by humans for a specific purpose. They just see it the same as every other rock in their environment, but as a really really long and flat one.
@@leandru7 while I agree with Sclatt and disembodied voice, as I don’t think they think of “rock”. Ted still is in the right
@@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582 I mean yeah, deer don't have a word for "rock," but I'm sure they understand the concept. Like I'm sure they notice that there are these things in their environment that are all the same gray hard stuff, and recognize it as being one category of object.
Ted is a friendly machine fighting against the hordes of goblins
Jambo is having his teen years and as a cat owner OMG it's like having a brand new kitten again but they have less braincells then their kitten selves
Schlatt looks more and more like a Vietnam vet and i love it
He looks like Captain Quint from Jaws too
@@somerandominternetuser5730You're right!! ❤🤩
Happy 2013 everyone!!!!
Hope this year is better then the others!!
the world was meant to end last year (2012) so cant be much worse :)
@samandcolbyofficiall HOLY SHIT
Real
@@CursedNoodleswym
This is the perfect podcast for owning a stretching cat paper towel holder
OH THATS WHAT IT IS!
I thought it was for a toilet paper tower
I thought it was a key holder at first, like you put it next to the door and drop your keys down the tail when you get home. Then I was like "wait, how would you get the key at the bottom off on its own?" and went down to the comments lol
two hours ago i was complaining about missing chuckle sammy. thank you for recording this new episode just for me
Sameee
“It’s Sammy Time”
chuckle sammy is the only thing holding the world together
I'm so unbelievably happy that Ted and "Schlatt" are back. I almost forgot how it felt to chuckle.
"Schlatt"
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while celebrating the return of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast
Yeah.
Schlatt’s laugh gives me so much serotonin
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while celebrating Christmas
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while i start a fungus based virus
Haha! Uh oh!
The wretched *fungus* has taken over my mind
And will soon take over many others
@@ThatKidNextDoorYT Let me explain a seconds pain gives way to pleasures only dreamed of
ive never seen the process of someone becoming an alcoholic before ! this podcast is so educational
god i havent chuckled in 20 years, im so glad they decided to come back
Schlatt giving off real serial killer energy in this episode.
This is the perfect podcast to watch while evading my taxes
this is the perfect podcast to discover that ted went to your highschool and your older siblings freshman yearbook is from his senior year and also you had some of the same teachers for sure bc you were also in chorus. and to prove this is real to ted and ted only, mossy is still there, but hall monitor kenny has retired
Jschlatt really is the oldest 23 year-old I've ever seen, the bit about him being tunnel vision'd on the subtitles like a 50 year-old really brought it home.
when people ask me what my favorite podcast is i say chuckle sandwich because of how consistent they upload and how good Ted is at brutalizing his fans!
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while cloning an orange tabby
Schlatts new irl thing should be him spending 2 weeks in new York doing crazy tasks so that he can meet his hero Tommyinit
Schlatt saying that subtitles are too distracting for him to the point that it’s all he’s going to look at is funny. I just imagine that every tommyinnit video to him are just words lmao
Thanks For The Consistent Upload Schedule guys!
I began my trip towards sobriety last weekend. I had to pause this podcast to go buy a drink after seeing the heinous shit inside schlatts simple syrup.
This is the perfect podcast to gaslight Ted into believing in the Titanic
the word couch never sounded so strange to me until these dudes said it like 100x 😭
That cat is genuinely one of the funniest objects ive ever seen. theres just something about it. is it the cartoonishly long and straight tail? is it the oddly human like legs? just an absolute enigma of an artifact.
ANYONE ELSE GENUINELY CONCERNED FOR SCHLATT?? 😭
I'm always concerned for Schlatt tbh
All jokes aside, yeah I am
he's quickly deteriorating
yeah 😭 i hope he’s alright
Why?
Schlatt has never said anything more relatable than the subtitle thing.
Ted going from glee to seeing Schlatt drunk bugs to distraught at seeing how Many there are
I’ve spent 70ish hours listening to every podcast at my boring job. Loved every second
I’ve watched this podcast from the very beginning! I hope it doesn’t end soon or anything, it’s the only podcast I like. Two years (almost) is nuts though
the cat thing looks like a thing to put toliet paper rolls on in the bathroom 😭
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while jubbin and driving
Haven't uploaded in so long I assumed the police finally arrested schlatt for what he did in 1999 and that Ted had tried breaking the wrong person's kneecaps and was left dead in an alley.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while helping a family of ducklings cross the road
The rabbit cursed him, he's drinking sugar bugs. Oh my gosh.
i have a touch of the tism, so ive needed subtitles for everything regardless of if its in english or not, and i think doing that from a young age has let me somehow look at both the subtitles and whats happening on the screen at the same time. its great
i've been binge watching every single chuckle sandwich episode, at least two or three times for each episode - i just wanted to say thank you for doing this. it genuinely helps my day, and hearing / seeing you guys have fun always makes me ten times happier. thank you, even if you dont see this :)
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating numerous fruit flys soaked in syrup
You guys are always posting on time! I LOVE COMING HERE EVERY WEEK BECUASE THATS WHEN YOU UPLOAD! EVERY WEEK!
AHHHH THANK YOU FOR A NEW UPLOAD!! I was just rewatching everything when this was posted and i got so happy!!! i've been rewatching everything for the 3rd time well waiting for a new ep! AHHH IM SO HAPPYY
You two are genuinely such an inspiration to me, even while creating silly little podcasts. Thanks for entertaining me for over a year now, and I hope one day I can make people laugh like you guys make me
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while molten silver is poured into my nose
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for your favourite podcast to upload after 3 week!
god i love this podcast please never change yalls vibes bounce off each other so great
i've been waiting so long for a new episode i'm so happy
Seokjin Kim
I’m so glad i started playing this episode out loud in my work’s break room. Great intro!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I wait another 5 years for the next episode to drop.
BIG FAN OF THE WEEKLY EPISODES! KEEP IT UP
pls keep the podcast going because you guys keep me sane while driving to work.
This is the perfect podcast to develop alcoholism to
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while crossing the road without looking.
I'm drunk and stoned, on a bus ride from Edinburgh to Glasgow, my girlfriend is asleep in my lap, I just left my best friends being merry in a pub, and I've got the chucklers to keep me company; life is good.
Man...its been a year since I've seen these guys! Never leave us again!
Can't wait to watch this episode 15 times till the next one comes out 🥰
me every night for the past 4 fucking weeks
Ted’s “I didn’t think I’d make it this long” hits a little hard but hey! We’re here and I’m so proud of you all for making it!
im glad you guys uploaded, i was almost over the chuckling withdrawals
It has been way too long but I’ve been rewatching every episode and yesterday I finally finished that so perfect timing.
When I heard there was gonna be another incorrect history video my jaw unironically dropped I love that series
This is the perfect podcast to eat bugs to
Real
This is the best podcast to watch while keeping the Eldrich horrors at bay
I've been waiting so long for this episode i missed my reincarnation
worth it
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while calling everything a UA-cam
A lot of people swear by the concept that if you have a swig of alcohol the next day when you're hungover that it's supposed to help.
They call it 'the hair of the Dog that bit you'.
First chuckle of 2023! Happy to be chuckling again
This is my favorite episode of the podcast I can’t believe shlatt said that 30:02
Bro did I just time stamp guess when jshlatt would say something sus 💀
this is the perfect podcast to develop a world wide life threatening virus to.
I am mainly an audio listener and I had to go back and watch everything just to see what Schlatts gift looked like and OMG TED THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING VISUALS audio listeners would be lost without you!
been needing this for a while😭 so relatable tho ted “i didn’t think i’d make it this long”
Schlatt: Is there anything you want to do this year, Ted?
AD: SEX TRAFFICKING, MONEY LAUNDERING 💰 🚨
this is the perfect podcast to break peoples kneecaps too
It feels like it has been centuries... Glad to finally see you back!
This is the perfect podcast to respect my favorite content creators and be grateful and understanding for the work that they do even if there may be a hiccup or two along the way because as a viewer of content I am not entitled to someone's dedication to work ethic to
I could listen to Schlatt cracking up all day
worried about you schlatt im ngl i know most of its a character but just saying man
that’s what we’ve been waiting for, that’s what it’s all about
Happy 2023 chucklers! Remember Ted, October 23, 2025. Your days are limited.
first
This person was actually first
@@ChuckleSandwich yeah
*applause*
Happy anniversary! Thanks for giving chuckles 🥪🧡
This is the perfect podcast to listen to until the next 3 weeks passes and another episode just materializes in my notification bar.
I love watching this and reading the comments because very few have to do with the content and very many have to do with how y’all are so consistent and how new footage has been released of the incident
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while walking home from school in the snow in below freezing weather without a coat 💪
Watching this episode with subtitles on, I sure do hope the members of this podcast openly agree how useful they can be!
crazy how ive been watching consistently since when yall started for 2 years
I was feeling famished of chuckles and thought I was going to starve. You have saved me with this sandwich of Chuckles, I can live just a few more weeks before I starve to death.
this is the perfect thing to listen to before I check out the new Chuckle Sandwich episode!
I have not chuckled in so long, but I can now chuckle once more
This podcast is gonna end on the day of my birthday. What a wonderful gift. *sobs*
This is the perfect podcast to listen to after watching every episode of the chuckle sandwich
the weekly chuckle sandwich is back! Only one week between uploads wow!