Wait people dont like Tucker?! Why? He is the disembodied voice of reason. He is the wall that keeps Shlatt from beating the * out of Ted. Tucker is the Syrup to a Peanut Butter Sandwhich
I think it would be funny if Charlie (when he's ready) came back for one episode as a special guest and he acts as if he has never been on the podcast before
Schlatt's earth theory has been proposed by many people and would mean space travel would be much cheaper, all we would have to do is strap a few huge engines, or some propulsion system to it, and make an artificial sun.
I like tucker on the podcast, every podcast needs a faceless, disembodied voice of wisdom and fact checking Edit) damn I've never had this many likes on a comment
this man really said he'd save jambo over his family. as if jambo isn't the cat that ate 20 fridge magnets. as if jambo wouldn't eat pure radioactive waste instead of anything actually affected by the apocolypse 3 days in.
He has already done so much to keep the little guy alive and relatively healthy. His main goal in the apocalypse would probably just be to keep his cats alive.
Hi, I work at a baseball facility as a groundskeeper and I’ve worked there for 5 years. Since this podcast started I mow the fields listening to your podcast every time. I’ve legit grown up with you guys and your terrible would you rathers. This is my last week working until I move on from my job to bigger and better things. Thank you so much for the chuckles and joy you have given me at work when all else has failed. Truly will appreciate it and remember it forever ❤️💚
i love hearing tucker talk cause you have two influencers who are in the zone and just some guy in the background who sounds like he feels out of place
schlatt bouncing jambo on the mic while tucker and ted keep trying to have a conversation is literally the funniest thing that has ever happened on this podcast. 51:33
12:45 The IRS actually has an immensely detailed contingency plan on how to continue to collect taxes in the event of an apocalypse/societal collapse, sorry
I have legitimately heard schlatt talk about soggy biscuit three times today. In the morning i listened to two sleep deprived uploads that happened to both mention soggy biscuit (both a year apart), and he mentioned it again here at 6:20
Hey I just wanna say thanks so much for the more frequent uploads, this podcast is definitely one of the more entertaining things I can turn my brain off to
As someone who also considered ending themselves during the missile crisis in hawaii, I’m glad Schlatt talked about how he’d do it too! It was so relatable and definitely a favorite puppy moment!!
It was reassuring to hear that these guys were nervous about the world ending back in 2012 too. I was 12 and was trying to make peace with the world ending because it felt so real.
i love how schlatt plays with jumbo because he just handles him like he's a plushie and because this cat has like 0 neurons running in his little head jambo is completely fine with it
It’s ironic that “Schlatt” is talking about Ted not finishing his video but he still hasn’t watched that one Skyrim video the other member made awhile ago
The same thing that happened to Schlatt in DayZ happened to me and my group of friends in Ark, we played with this guy for well over a month and one day we wake up, we're all blocked by him, everything we had is gone, oh boy.
GOD! I'm all the way on Shlatt's side. I've ALWAYS said I'd straight up off myself if I was in a zombie/monster apocalypse or sumn. Just take me out. Why struggle?
@@StormNekomata i meant no offense, just that a person born in 2008 would have been 14 (?) at most when i wrote that comments and that's just so so young and they talk about a lot of nsfw things and swear a lot
On like my 100th listen to this episode I am observing that the arguments Schlatt make for not wanting to be a part of Ted's zombie power scheme pretty much fits perfectly for industrialization itself. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty with the labor because there could be an accident. He doesn't want to put people to work to do it for him because doing that is "terrible", risking their skin. So what we're learning here is that if industrial society isn't already prepared for Scatt, he would rather take himself out than spend any amount of energy trying to do something constructive beyond a very non-committal amount of "playing" for some vague scientific purpose.
watching back at old episodes and as someone born in 2008 who was half asleep, I whipped my head around. Ted's my fave sooooo that was pretty cool. also, I like the ramps, my bias toward Ted aside.
8:24 My sister was actually in Hawaii when that text went off! Meanwhile me and my dad were in Disney world in Florida, and my mom was at home in Maryland. Everyone was freaking the fuck out 😂😂
I volunteer to help Ted with his ramp company, here’s what you need to do, everyone in every state moves o Nebraska, it’s a perfect developmental hub, what have you ever seen in Nebraska? I don’t think anyone’s ever been to Nebraska. So you get all your Nebraskan guys and you make the ramp company, then you start on zombie power, you keep doing things like this and soon boom Nebraska finally has something to its name.
Thanks for watching the episode Chucklers! As always, let us know any fun topics you'd like us to talk about that would make a fun episode!
no
Thered a slimesomething guy, he would be a very good guest
A episode where you rank obscure webshows (dhmis and Charlie the unicorn type shows)
The best quest on Chuckle Sandwich... Jambo
Talk about the markiplier episode
I swear to you, these ramps are gonna change the outcome of the apocalypse and nobody can tell me otherwise
ok tedward
like you roller bladed down a ramp with a metal rebar and destroyed my ligaments
We shall see...
I can and I will tell you otherwise.
Ted you are delusional if you think that a ramp industry is going to change the fate of the world
being a fan of le Sandwich is like forgetting the chuck because of the [REDACTED] incident
i’m binging so many chuckle episodes this week
Watching this podcast, while going for round 100 in Cold War is a top tier experience
Getting invited to a birthday party at Teamworks is not the same as doing parkour Ted
Wait people dont like Tucker?! Why? He is the disembodied voice of reason. He is the wall that keeps Shlatt from beating the * out of Ted. Tucker is the Syrup to a Peanut Butter Sandwhich
there are real red barrels, even ones with oil, but I doubt they explode when in an apocalypse
Coca-cola icee my literal lifelong favorite 💁🏼♀️ what about it?!?!
48:52 I feel called out 💀💀💀
Schlatt is 100% at home
Petition to have Jambo be the third member of Chuckle Sandwich. 🥰
do a vid with special guest Slmccl. I HAVE to know what he thinks about the recent tragedy of Slimecicle
I think it would be funny if Charlie (when he's ready) came back for one episode as a special guest and he acts as if he has never been on the podcast before
He died in a horrible accident that schlat and Ted had nothing to do with
Bro he’s dead, what are you on
who’s charlie?
he should act like hes the DayZ guy
Do not speak of he who must not be named
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while betraying your closest friends and allies in the apocalypse
Day z moment
this comment is favorite puppy.
I am coming for the sandwich.
production has increased ever since they murdered Charlie in cold blood
@@ocj1313 who’s Charlie are you talking about when Ted and “schlatt” had the moist man on the podcast?
This is the clip you've all been looking for: 📎
November just started and I'm already about to chuckle all over my screen from seeing those glorious chops.
@@ocj1313 woah woah woah, Charlie? Who’s Charlie all I know is [REDACTED]
Ted’s “ramp” argument has the same energy as Schlatt’s “moving the earth” argument
Ooo what ep is the moving the earth argument from?
Or "shlatts" "flying" "Charizard" argument against the lions
Moving the earth is significantly more logical
expect schlatt argument makes a lot more sense and is more realistic
Schlatt's earth theory has been proposed by many people and would mean space travel would be much cheaper, all we would have to do is strap a few huge engines, or some propulsion system to it, and make an artificial sun.
I like tucker on the podcast, every podcast needs a faceless, disembodied voice of wisdom and fact checking
Edit) damn I've never had this many likes on a comment
Like overly sarcastic podcast
@@heehooeef1262 Like the Joe podcast
@@Memu_ who’s joe
@@stevenzepeda5930 rog
@@stevenzepeda5930 an
Watching Schlatt bounce Jambo against the mic while laughing hysterically is the hardest I've ever laughed while watching this podcast. 51:33
the best part is them just ignoring it
"jambo" "loves" to "play" the "drums"
We all know Schlatt’s plan is to nickname himself Pops and continue hosting a podcast
Perchance
“Schlatt’s”
Fallout 4 diamond city radio style
popsicle "pops" stick
Then someone runs in and unalives him
best part was when they fused together, looked at the camera and said “it’s time to schred”
This is the one
Best comment
I love it when schlatt says "its shlattinn time" and schloots everywhere
just big dawg facts
That’s our schlagg
bro what
schloots
schloots his shmilk
I'm so glad they got Soup as a guest. He's very busy so this is super rare.
He’s a business man with much to do
souper rare
I personally would just not let a zombie eat me.
Mood
Based
Real?
Damn why didnt i think of that
If you just say no, it legally can’t do anything to you
Really wanted schlatt to just pull the green screen and reveal hes been at his old home the whole time
I thought that was gonna happen too lmfao
this man really said he'd save jambo over his family. as if jambo isn't the cat that ate 20 fridge magnets. as if jambo wouldn't eat pure radioactive waste instead of anything actually affected by the apocolypse 3 days in.
Schlatt would literally constantly have to make sure jambo doesn't eat anything and everything
He has already done so much to keep the little guy alive and relatively healthy. His main goal in the apocalypse would probably just be to keep his cats alive.
Schlatt and Ted could play the best couple with a severely strained relationship lol
Dennis & Mac
Chuckle Sandwich is the perfect podcast to listen to while you're trick or treating a day after Halloween
Wat
Agreed
LMAO Ted trying to gaslight schlatt about the circle people was such a good bit
Less than 5 minutes in and Schlatt is already aggressive
Just how I like him
@@doomguy2020 Damn right
I think that a crimes tier list would be silly and goofy, I'm goosin to see where petty theft gets placed
Hi, I work at a baseball facility as a groundskeeper and I’ve worked there for 5 years. Since this podcast started I mow the fields listening to your podcast every time. I’ve legit grown up with you guys and your terrible would you rathers. This is my last week working until I move on from my job to bigger and better things. Thank you so much for the chuckles and joy you have given me at work when all else has failed. Truly will appreciate it and remember it forever ❤️💚
I was expecting a joke but I guessed wrong
Shit dude I'm happy for you. Hope all is well.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while dodging barrels thrown by ted “donkey kong” nivison in the apocalypse
the markiplier episode was insane. seeing everyone on the subreddit screaming about it brings me back.
schlatt just laughing about bouncing jambo is so funny to me😭😭
i love hearing tucker talk cause you have two influencers who are in the zone and just some guy in the background who sounds like he feels out of place
schlatt bouncing jambo on the mic while tucker and ted keep trying to have a conversation is literally the funniest thing that has ever happened on this podcast. 51:33
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while preparing for the zombie apocalypse that definitely won't happen on August 15th 2027
What a great episode to watch while hiding a zombie bite!
12:45 The IRS actually has an immensely detailed contingency plan on how to continue to collect taxes in the event of an apocalypse/societal collapse, sorry
Schlatt playing with Jambo near the end is the best thing
Schaltt is preparing us for when he pulls another "incident" like back in '99
Oh no. Would schlitt really do that again??
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while completely and utterly failing to thrive in a post-apocalyptic world!
Tucker ain’t Charlie, but he is a welcome edition to the podcast
*addition lol
I'm literally working with red barrels, they are 55 gallon drums, and I kicked them and they didn't blow up, so there goes Ted's idea
Maybe I should have gone for their kneecaps
amogus
Can we have an animation for Tucker since he doesn’t wanna be on camera? Just like a tomato vibrating or something idk
Looks like that furry little creature gained some weight. Jambo should take him for a walk from time to time
I'm so glad that they're helping us plan for the apocalypse their gonna cause. So thoughtful!
I can't believe Tedunkulus and Schlamunkulis decided to celebrate ChuckleWeen! I liked the part where Slimunkulus came back to life!
If only
Uh huh
Im so excited for the 65th straight week of chuckling and chortling!
I've never seen Jambo and tucker in the same room all I'm sayin
I have legitimately heard schlatt talk about soggy biscuit three times today. In the morning i listened to two sleep deprived uploads that happened to both mention soggy biscuit (both a year apart), and he mentioned it again here at 6:20
Hey I just wanna say thanks so much for the more frequent uploads, this podcast is definitely one of the more entertaining things I can turn my brain off to
I love how Schlatt's Idea of moving the earth millions of years in the future is still more believable than Ted's Zombie Apocalypse Ramp Empire.
The perfect podcast to prefer your cat over everybody else
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while trying to survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse
ted : cutest cat on the planet or family
scatt : cutest cat.
ted : welcome to chuckle sandwich everybody!
"let's go to something more positive, like, i don't know, the apocalypse" is an amazing line
I am so unbelievably genuinely confused about these ramps
Ted: gaslights schlatt about something he didnt do,
also Ted: fighs the world about ramps and barrels
As someone who also considered ending themselves during the missile crisis in hawaii, I’m glad Schlatt talked about how he’d do it too! It was so relatable and definitely a favorite puppy moment!!
Gotta love Ted advocating for handicapped accessibility
"Let this be my formal apology okay, I am a victim" -Ted 20:40
I am definitely an avid tucker enjoyer. His voice speaks to me in ways I can’t explain.
This is the perfect podcast to drink a mermaid icee to.
It was reassuring to hear that these guys were nervous about the world ending back in 2012 too. I was 12 and was trying to make peace with the world ending because it felt so real.
This is a great podcast to be listening to while cleaning your garbage can that was infested with maggots!
Ted: "These ramps are tremendous. We're building the ramps and the zombies are gonna pay for it."
i love how schlatt plays with jumbo because he just handles him like he's a plushie and because this cat has like 0 neurons running in his little head jambo is completely fine with it
I love the idea that red barrels are a fictitious item, like a magic wand.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while cultivating a week long friendship, while planning to betray and kill then at the end of the week.
Perfect podcast to listen to while crushing zombie skulls.
Ted really has this UA-camr apology thing down well!
"Consider this my formal apology.... I am a victim"
😂😂
It’s ironic that “Schlatt” is talking about Ted not finishing his video but he still hasn’t watched that one Skyrim video the other member made awhile ago
Ted is right. Coca Cola Icees suck, and I'm not saying that because he's currently threatening to turn my knees to dust with a Violin.
The same thing that happened to Schlatt in DayZ happened to me and my group of friends in Ark, we played with this guy for well over a month and one day we wake up, we're all blocked by him, everything we had is gone, oh boy.
I think Schlatt should greenscreen himself onto Ted's couch in the background
The ramps remind me of Ranboo’s character in Charlie’s last video on his main channel about surviving for 100 days in hard-core Minecraft
GOD! I'm all the way on Shlatt's side. I've ALWAYS said I'd straight up off myself if I was in a zombie/monster apocalypse or sumn. Just take me out. Why struggle?
cowardice
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while doing parkour with charlie
With schlatt talking about fucking dead bodies after playing with the zombies in the past episodes it truly concerns me
Hey man, its not illegal if theres no government
i hope there's no listeners born in 2008, that just feels wrong
Why... Asking for a friend
@@StormNekomata i meant no offense, just that a person born in 2008 would have been 14 (?) at most when i wrote that comments and that's just so so young and they talk about a lot of nsfw things and swear a lot
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacterat 14 I was into tittys I think it's ok
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter most people are more mature than you think
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacterI would’ve been 15 at the time lol, i’m 16 now 😂
This is the perfect podcast to play with zombies bieng held captive in a 50s prison to
On like my 100th listen to this episode I am observing that the arguments Schlatt make for not wanting to be a part of Ted's zombie power scheme pretty much fits perfectly for industrialization itself. He doesn't want to get his hands dirty with the labor because there could be an accident. He doesn't want to put people to work to do it for him because doing that is "terrible", risking their skin. So what we're learning here is that if industrial society isn't already prepared for Scatt, he would rather take himself out than spend any amount of energy trying to do something constructive beyond a very non-committal amount of "playing" for some vague scientific purpose.
This is now one of my favorite episodes
watching back at old episodes and as someone born in 2008 who was half asleep, I whipped my head around. Ted's my fave sooooo that was pretty cool. also, I like the ramps, my bias toward Ted aside.
I feel safe when tucker is on the pod. Thanks tucker :)
8:24
My sister was actually in Hawaii when that text went off! Meanwhile me and my dad were in Disney world in Florida, and my mom was at home in Maryland. Everyone was freaking the fuck out 😂😂
Maryland pride
Teds apocalypse plan just sounds like the plot of death stranding
They actually do Ted's "Zombie power" idea in Fear the Walking Dead, they use the "zombie power" to refine oil for gasoline.
I volunteer to help Ted with his ramp company, here’s what you need to do, everyone in every state moves o Nebraska, it’s a perfect developmental hub, what have you ever seen in Nebraska? I don’t think anyone’s ever been to Nebraska. So you get all your Nebraskan guys and you make the ramp company, then you start on zombie power, you keep doing things like this and soon boom Nebraska finally has something to its name.
There are no red barrels Ted, just except it
Fun fact, the IRS has plans to continue taxes after the apocalypse (I am not joking)
The Coca Cola icee is my favorite. When you listed off the flavors TED. I in fact stated “what about the Coca Cola flavor???”
I can’t wait to buy Schlatt’s flavor and only mix it with thick water
tucker is the giant hand in old spongebob that came down from the sky to fix whatever chaos that teb nibision and jschaculate caused in bikini bottom
I work at a movie theater, can confirm, coke icee flavor is the best. Ted is delusional.
The whole "Ted making a business from zombie power" conversation is taking me back to when Schlatt wanted to move the Earth.
pls make these podcasts 2 hours long. they are so good. dont just stop cuz ur out of time. we want more love this podcast.
I agree with “Schlatt” in the beginning. If I see a zombie fucker out and about, I’m going self destruct mode