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Sergeant Major Teaches Fatal MCMAP | VET Tv
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“I can’t get a shave because I don’t have a razor, and I can’t get a razor because I don’t have a shave.” most Marine Corp thing i've heard
It would be funny, if it wasn't so true.
Yet the PFC had a haircut only a doc could be proud of
I love how authentic vet tv is with the USMC irony. Had a Sgt Maj yell at us once for saying err
@@thereptiledude7247 he would’ve chewed me out kuz i would’ve been laughing my ass off
Fuckin boots….everyone knows you have to make friends with docs to get a “no shave” chit from time to time 😂…these dudes must have been RBE…there’s a real science to shitbaggery or dare I say art 🤔
“It’s all good, I’m on leave” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saw a dude who hadn't shaved in a few days because he actually was on leave get refused service at the chow hall because of that. The cooks told him he needed to go home and shave, and then he could come back. Hahahaha
@@markbrennan1393 Its not that hard to just shave on leave lol
@@itb4255 Why the hell would you do that?
@@M3TA763AR5071D avoid trouble? my philosophy is to stay out of trouble whenever you can. Even for stupid shit like uniforms and whatnot.
@@itb4255 but you're NOT in uniform when you're on leave?
I had the perfect room mate, he was in a different unit so whenever we failed room inspection for the giant pot leaf poster we would just blame each other and nobody would say anything until next room inspection.
Brilliant
I had Doc as a roommate to much the same effect. Except it was all his shit I kept getting healed at for. Weird shower moo-moos and oddities through. Worst thing I had was a comfortable blanket that was blue instead of the issued sheets.
The room reveal was comedy gold. But no signature cocktail? No signature dish to be hocked overtly?
My favorite move pulled during one of my room inspections when I was a brand new boot was when one of the Sgts couldn't find anything so he pulled a screwdriver out of his pocket and started taking apart our microwave and showing us how dirty that shit was haha. It was like the 4th time he'd been back that evening, I wasn't even mad cause of how much I admired his creativity.
my favorite move shown to me if you WANT to fail someone - slide all the clothes in the closet to one side, it scrapes the metal hangars across the metal rack leaving a metal smear on top. then wipe a finger along the length and you come away with a dark grey smear on your fingers.
@@donoimdono2702 😂😂😂 I might steal this one.
@@adudewatchingyoutubevids - he was good. he would also offer you a challenge; he would stand in the doorway and white glove from there. he was 6'3" so long arms, plus would also get down on the floor. if he could find anything w/in his reach - you were restricted to barracks for 3 days. if you were clean - 4 days no inspections.
it was very rare to see anyone take the challenge and I only saw him lose once.
so many times I saw him just pick crap out of the bolt throw hole in the door jamb, yell "FAIL !" and walk away 🤣
@@donoimdono2702 Sounds like an exemplary guy 🤣
@@adudewatchingyoutubevids - he was funny AF
I remember being a new boot on camp Geiger.
My buddy and I thought we were funny messing with the fresh boots reporting to itb or mct. I saw this tiny little guy walking alone, and I was like, hey bitch, where's your battle buddy, and he's like, "I'm a fucking staff sargeant"
😱☠️
I could hear those words in my head so loudly
Did he smoke the shit outta you.
omfg bro lmao
@@sheepleslayer586 haha no, I guess he was too busy or something, because that's literally all he said and kept moving
@@althor9997 you are extremely lucky
The two rifles under the mattress in the intro was amazing if you caught the reference.
I love that you caught that. It was very intentional lol
shit had me fuckin dyin man
I went on leave 12 hours before that all went down. I missed that working party thank God😂
can I have some briefing?
What does it mean tho
“I can’t get a shave because I don’t have a razor, and I can’t get a razor because I don’t have a shave.”
Poetic in a way
The razor line sums up the military
We had the PJs thing at the chow hall at MCBH but the dude said "It's alright, I'm on leave" when the Sgt Maj of the Marine Corps was visiting and asked him that...
4:30 that actually happened to me in Afghanistan i was supposed to buy razors for the whole platoon but could actually get to the px on the fob because i kept getting smoked trying to get there
Why did you get smoked for?
@@michaelgoober3079 facial hair we ran out of razors for about a week and I was the youngest person in my platoon and had a baby face they thought I could make it to the px
@@kidfunkyfri3308 Silly
@@michaelgoober3079 it was silly I got smoked 3 times trying to get razors for my platoon
@@kidfunkyfri3308 I was in the Marines before the Army. The last time my E-6 tried to smoke me in Iraq. I lost it and tried to throw hands. He actually just walked away like a bitch he was. He never tried again
This video is packed with more profound truths than a philosophers journal
"I can't shave because I don't have a razor, I cant get a razor because I don't have a shave"
"Yea, I don't wanna play fuck-fuck games. I'll be getting out soon and I don't wanna deal with that shit."
"I'll play the game."
"I didn't see a point in any of that"; this quote in particular sums up 7 years of my life that I'll never get back. In fact, on all VA hospitals, "I didn't see the point in any of it" should be translated into Latin and made the official slogan for veterans
I'm calling this fake, not nearly enough homoerotic shenanigans.
We had a health and comfort at French Creek after a 72. One guy had a sweet gaming set up across from his bed. Right next to the bed facing the big screen was a set of boots, with his trousers puddled around them, and his blouse right on top. The bed was surrounded by pizza boxes and cans. Nearest we could tell he had melted out of his uniform on Friday and hadn’t moved from that spot all weekend. Uber relaxed.
Sounds like one of my buddies in Hawaii. We were all commo. So of course the nerdery was strong with all of us. But this guy had the worst WoW addiction you would have ever seen. Every Friday he would do exactly that, and you wouldn't see him until PT on Monday, looking like he hadn't slept a wink. Health and welfares were always rough for him.
"French Criminals." My best friend lived over there. That's where all of the shenanigans went on from 2009-2012. One dude killed his roommate with a jackhammer drill-bit and tossed him off the 3rd deck and then drug him into the woods. Crazy fucks.
Does axe stomping your homie's melon following Smajor's order make you a blue falcon?
Ive literally been in that position, i picked him up and knocked him back down 4 times. The last time i got him up, i grabbed his fist and heald it up in the air and the guys watching cheered. NCO involved was pissed bc its a "fight to the death"😂😂😂. One more round and he woulda got me, i was assed the fuck out. I aint gonna go curb stompin my bros just bc some fuckin stripes told me too.
What's blue falcon?⁉️🙏🎯🔥💩
"You remember when I first got here? You were getting choked out." 😏 " And then you killed the guy" 😨
Thank you Sergeant Major, very cool!!
Damm this makes me miss fucking around looking busy carrying the same supplies back and forth hiding in the medic cage until final formation. Doesn’t matter what branch we will find a way to avoid work at all cost.
As an e-1, I can relate
😂😂🤘🏽it definitely takes Finesse
Found a clip board once, carried that bitch for a week and nobody tasked me for shit. Handed it off to a guy who agreed to take 2 weeks of CQ.
@@isaac-vb1ng mans ready for the E-4 mob
When I was a Seaman Apprentice I would walk the ship with and MRC card pretending to maintenance..knowing in wasn't qualified to do shit!
The nostalgia! And its even taking place at Lejeune!!!
That "ERR" killed me :D
We need a whole season of that 😆 🤣 😂
The before and after being exactly the same... yeah that's pretty accurate.
You're not supposed to go to the chow hall while you're on leave. Or if you do, you have to pay for it. Most people don't know that, though.
lmao who the fuck ever follows those rules.
I never knew that 😂🤣😅
Who the fuck stays on base while on leave?!🤣
it comes out of the paycheck either way
I want to see that MCO instruction. HAHA or I want my BAS
“Fucking kill him” most often said thing in the marine
I don't know how much do Marines have changed in recent years but I'm pretty sure a sergeant-major seeing a room like that and then screwing off like that..there lives would be over..literally.
I doubt you would even find the bodies.
He would show why wearing the chevrons PROTECTS them under him.
It’s a comedy series…
Ya'll got far too comfortable with rank. All I'm sayin is, when the next near peer kicks off, ya'll gonna see why fragging was a big thing in vietnam
Outstanding, Jarheads! Happy Holidays!
Fair winds and following seas to all.
Eerah
@@usmcdoc2512 DOC!! Give me the ibuprofen! My leg has blown off!
@@usmcdoc2512 Ooorah, Doc! Happy Holidays! Corpsman up! (Jarhead Alpha has some knee pain).
@@GySgt_USMC_Ret. he just wants the silver bullet again. 🤣
@@Alpha-up3mo YUT!
Awesome. This was solid. The PFC was great lol
gave me flashbacks during that field day inspection scene!
We need more of these
Damn brings back memories of Thursday night field days that always turned into a night of getting shit faced followed by Friday morning CO PT and run where we would sweat that nastyness out. RAH!!!!
The trick to field day is to make your room look like no one lives there, and completely ignore the black mold that I’m sure is still plaguing 5698 at Miramar 12 years later.
In real life, this would have simply been a massacre in the barracks. The Corps would just request some new Marines sent to their unit and nobody would ask questions.
Went to the chowhall after 2 weeks of not shaving and said the exact same thing to a major lmao
I was reading all the comments. Damn, the Corps sure as hell has changed A LOT since I was in!
the “err” revived so many memories
Talk abt my PTSD and flashbacks kicking in after that choke and stomp. In a good way 😌
I subscribed after I saw that 😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha, me likey. I subscribed and hit the notification bell, nice work and a continuous role playing service member myself here. Ooh-rah!
That unmotivated Err killed me lmao
Does that PFC have a medium low? Wild
Them PFCs think they rate I guess lol
POGs do that.
Probably senior as hell with 2 NJP’s under his belt
The good ol' door frame swipe. Brings back memories.
Gets stopped by a random Sgt as a pfc. Tells him I was told not to listen to POGS.
Anyone ever notice the SgtMaj's chevrons are 1 army and 1 Marine chevron?
Yes! how is no one noticing? LOL
@@madskater5 cuz we’re not POGS
Most marines I’ve met are simple people
You point at a dude or general area
Tell a marine to kill destroy it…they will.., along with anyone and anything in that gridsquare
I miss Chinese field days
I m 43 so I remember every Marine from the 60's up til 1992. Knew the Knife Hand Karate or Karate Chop as I called it. My uncle got into it with this guy and man he Karate Chopped him Every which way but LOOSE😂. Dude ran around like a kid getting Belt Licks💀😭💪💙
🤬💥👋✋
I'm on leave SgtMaj lol 😆.
'You got water on my cover', I'll hear those words the rest of my life
We needed this shit at hood
You got a dead body under your 🛏️
I chuckled a bit when he said "finish him". lol
I still have that same tiger blanket that you see at 5:59 on left bed and I got out in 1997!
More please 🍻
I felt this episode on another level. Seriously. I HATED this BS
i was literally getting so pissed to its so accurate, these people are permanently fucked up its so sad how their brains dont work idk if its an iq problem or what.
that bks room reveal is so command marine corps it hurts..... heres the before and heressssss the after..... its like theres nothing changed!!! except for the pat on the back im writing in my fitrep for this tour of duty......lolllllll
Sweet
“Is that a rat?!”
Bro these really need to be uncensored lol
What the hell happened to my beloved Corps. What a couple of shit birds.
"Then you killed that guy..." LMAO
Oh the memories I had a ssgt who would put on his dress blue gloves and wipe the fucking walls.😂😂
This is funny bar rescue but marine corps this is perfect omg
The before and after are the same lmao
I’m dying here 😜😆😆😆😆
Hold on, he has army Sgt Major chevrons on.
lol The room looks the same Remember you where getting choked out now you kill that guy
Thank God they got SGM Taffer and not Gunny Heartbreak.
They just killed that dude lmao
oh man. I loled so hard qhen they just killed the guy.
Sgt major went mortal kombat on them.
Saving the free world... one field day at a time. Yut!
Oh my
Do a MTV Cribs theme?
This is too damn good 💀💀💀
And you killed that guy...
this is fucking great 😂😆😂 base rescue
Was the before and after the same video? LMAO
One mind any weapon
Fatal Kevlar bash to others
Skull I saw this happen
Something I can't unsee
is that really camp lejuerne... i dont see black mold, running / dripping water onto electrical lines.
LMAFO!
You couldn't embrace pronunciation and drinking at the same time if you're good enough at it. But you got to be really good. But that's the Navy LOL thanks Navy get them there boys and ladies 🔱 so who would have funk that you could ever use emojis as punctuation 🤔
Please tell me there’s more than one episode of this
The before and after pictures of the room looked the exact same to me
Thats the point, the shit they corrected was so miniscule, nobody but a SMJ would give a fuck about it.
Only in the Marine Corps wil you see a grown ass man yelling at another grown ass man because there was water in the sink
Is it bad that these shows make me want to join the marines?
Kinda
No bro
Same, Rah!
💀
Well depends where your stationed.
PFC just blue on blued and no one’s gonna talk about it
LMFAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
lmao base rescue
Hey goldilocks, 7nsat guy haircut⁉️💩🦧🔫🔥💣🎯🙏
Camp lejeune you pronounced it incorrectly sir there's an r in there even though it's invisible
8:48 looks like the kid from re6
There's a 40 oz of Mickey's that was in the sunshine and getting warm and suffering so I had to kill it.
How to say make room if I wasn't some of the Marine corps has a few civilian if I was in the Marine corps I'd say make way
SgtMaj needs to play Alec Baldwin in the upcoming Alec Baldwin biopic
The navy would destroy us for not making our beds right no shit the used protractor a square but the funniest inspection they found one of the guys we roomed with well they found his very special white sock WHT he said I couldn't maintain my self we all l couldn't stop laughing hell even the inspector was laughing
UNSAT! INFRACTION!
i love this but the actors are lacking emotions if you watch bar rescue the guy rescuing the bar is emotional and loud and the people working there usually back talk and also get emotional
Then it wouldn’t be realistic for the military lol
Any SNCO (any branch) has seen worse than that barracks room and holy shit the horrors of housing inspections.
Complacency kills
Err
Six beers per Marine? I don't know is the Air Force any better. I hear they got hotel rooms and stuff. And every time you got a hotel room I got a hotel bar. Anyway there's more to come I'm pretty sure h's h this hotel militarily speaking.
Lotta boot lickin boots here in the comments
Lmao.
😂