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  • @EternalDeath14
    @EternalDeath14 5 років тому +4277

    An innocent getting shot by a minimum wage security guard, that sounds about right.

    • @hachi3491
      @hachi3491 5 років тому +73

      Dick Chappy you mean a guardsmen

    • @richardschmitt9479
      @richardschmitt9479 5 років тому +93

      Don't forget the one killed by the cop outside.

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral 5 років тому +82

      @@hachi3491 You mean a fatass with a beanie that says 'security'

    • @EternalDeath14
      @EternalDeath14 5 років тому +42

      @@hachi3491 Oh right, he was in Iraq, my mistake!

    • @seancoonery2559
      @seancoonery2559 5 років тому +5

      Ok

  • @thewooz7398
    @thewooz7398 4 роки тому +3532

    Was so prepared for Air Force guy to represent my branch.
    And then he died.
    Job well done.

  • @Toaster81
    @Toaster81 5 років тому +4264

    The only reason the Army recruiter had tears was because the kids that died means that's less bonus commission for him. Made me think of my recruiter.

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 роки тому +63

      Hahaha, I never thought of it like that. That's amazing.

    • @WilliamPickett75
      @WilliamPickett75 4 роки тому +63

      That's Army, they take all that were rejected from the Marine Corp

    • @jordantyo7839
      @jordantyo7839 4 роки тому +45

      Army doesnt get paid commission... they only get bonus pay for doing a job that noone else wants to do.

    • @buster117
      @buster117 4 роки тому +10

      haha you are terrible funny

    • @gizmo1802
      @gizmo1802 4 роки тому +12

      Recruiters don't get a commission.

  • @RobARug
    @RobARug 5 років тому +1248

    "I was in the National Guard." After he said that, I knew there was going to be trouble later.

    • @JamesJohnson-go1ff
      @JamesJohnson-go1ff 5 років тому +44

      RobARug there’s good national guard soldiers and there’s shitty ones

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 4 роки тому +36

      @@JamesJohnson-go1ff Soon as I heard that I collapsed in spasmodic laughter.

    • @calebrydholm5405
      @calebrydholm5405 4 роки тому +11

      When he said he did tours in iraq I did a double take cause the national guard operates in the U.S

    • @RobARug
      @RobARug 4 роки тому +57

      @@calebrydholm5405 The National Guard has both a dual state and federal mission and can be called up for active duty to be deployed overseas.

    • @christiangreen2070
      @christiangreen2070 4 роки тому +32

      @@calebrydholm5405 National Guard deploys all the time lmao

  • @videowatcher495
    @videowatcher495 5 років тому +2390

    "I've been to Iraq!" Proceeds to shoot the Marine Recruiter. Why was I not surprised?

    • @mattman1233
      @mattman1233 5 років тому +11

      5

    • @Fallon1286
      @Fallon1286 5 років тому +179

      Sounds like every friendly fire incident in Afghanistan. Either its ANA shooting at you or the fucking Natty Guard

    • @jimmybob2453
      @jimmybob2453 5 років тому +157

      @@Fallon1286 Infantry National guard shoots at everything that moves even friendly

    • @gregjokonis1776
      @gregjokonis1776 5 років тому

      Fallon1286 You’re an idiot

    • @gregjokonis1776
      @gregjokonis1776 5 років тому +6

      Seth Jimerson I’ve seen active duty shoot everything like it’s a game of call of duty. So join your friend as an idiot.

  • @christopherandrade7785
    @christopherandrade7785 5 років тому +1001

    “Cover me”, “I gotchu!” *closed eyes and shoots guy in the back*

    • @VOLCAL
      @VOLCAL 5 років тому +2

      THIS SHIT WAS ANTIASIAN AS FUCK. YO, THEY NEED TO STOP WITH THE RACIST GARBAGE.

    • @thehomie2721
      @thehomie2721 5 років тому +44

      Vocal 1616 what the hell are you talking about you sensitive,triggered little bitch.

    • @alextrochezgomez1266
      @alextrochezgomez1266 5 років тому +18

      The fucking national guard dude shoots the marine in the back while the airforce is the first one guy dead and the army guy is the only one clueless and crying😂

    • @DM47999
      @DM47999 5 років тому +14

      He should’ve just took the fucking gun from that pussy

    • @mikedickerson7535
      @mikedickerson7535 5 років тому +6

      That’s how it must be in National guard 😳

  • @OneGuyIKnow
    @OneGuyIKnow 5 років тому +1953

    "I was in the national guard!"
    I laughed so hard my lungs are atoms

    • @waynewright2107
      @waynewright2107 5 років тому +42

      Westmisten Mapping II me too and I’m in the National Guard I had to replay it like 10 times

    • @ThePooIsCIosed
      @ThePooIsCIosed 5 років тому +3

      Wayne Wright ok..

    • @sammy5555bro
      @sammy5555bro 5 років тому +6

      DeathFromAbove lmao were you in the national guard

    • @iokua1120
      @iokua1120 5 років тому +8

      I laughed when I heard national guard, hahaha

    • @FNWendigo
      @FNWendigo 4 роки тому +3

      He’s probably a fucking 92G

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 4 роки тому +471

    That female recruiter’s strategy is 100% full proof there is no way that guy isn’t signing up

    • @elgringofeo9348
      @elgringofeo9348 2 роки тому +12

      Dude I'd be getting mad scam vibes

    • @braija
      @braija Рік тому +1

      What if he's gay?

    • @FatRescueSwimmer04
      @FatRescueSwimmer04 Рік тому +42

      @@braija Navy duh

    • @braija
      @braija Рік тому +1

      @@FatRescueSwimmer04 silly me

    • @emptyxsuit
      @emptyxsuit Рік тому +8

      Hell, she got me and I’m already out

  • @georgesagan
    @georgesagan 5 років тому +1849

    This is why I love VET TV
    Opens with a Marine Recruiter, checking out high school girls, a school shooting, and cops running over a guy.

    • @dber1530
      @dber1530 4 роки тому +57

      Seem legit

    • @dundonrl
      @dundonrl 4 роки тому +74

      When I was a recruiter, we'd (Navy Army and Marines Recruiters) talk about were going straight to hell when we were walking around high schools..

    • @Narnald_Ewman
      @Narnald_Ewman 4 роки тому +15

      Pee in her butt was reality!

    • @t0nicss867
      @t0nicss867 4 роки тому +27

      The fact that politically incorrect shit like this doesn't exist makes me sad as hell, I am not in the Corp yet, but man is this entire show a breath of fresh air from an entertainment standpoint.

    • @ricardorobinson549
      @ricardorobinson549 4 роки тому +13

      @@t0nicss867 incorrect political shit is alive and well in the corp friend

  • @mithicash1444
    @mithicash1444 2 роки тому +592

    3:30 Sgt: "But Lt. shouldn't we go in and save those kids?"
    Lt: "We are not obligated to do that".
    VetTv predicted the future

  • @ianwood5916
    @ianwood5916 5 років тому +1620

    "we 're not obligated to do that"
    Well, didn't know this was at Parkland.

  • @sleeplessvirus
    @sleeplessvirus 4 роки тому +205

    In October 2004 on my first Iraq deployment I was walking on camp anaconda with a former recruiter who had been on call back orders to recruiting command a month earlier. He had been part of the initial invasion and one of the first units to occupy camp anaconda a year earlier he said “I hate this fucking place” I asked would you rather be at a recruiting station, “oh no I’d rather be here”.

    • @VETTvchannel
      @VETTvchannel  4 роки тому +21

      😆😆😆

    • @bananaman5554
      @bananaman5554 9 місяців тому

      @@VETTvchannel Repent from your sins and believe in Jesus Christ, who is Lord. Tomorrow is not promised, and Jesus is coming back
      John 3: 16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.
      18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. 21 But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God.”

    • @itsmealex8959
      @itsmealex8959 6 місяців тому

      Gave him some perspective real quick 😂😂

  • @syndicate4417
    @syndicate4417 5 років тому +1005

    The fact that the security combination code was 1775 got me so weak 😂

  • @electrontube
    @electrontube 3 роки тому +160

    I almost got divorced twice as a recruiter. It was the worst assignment I've ever worked.
    My wife and I saw marriage counselling.
    I helped two people successfully into the Army Band program. One young man became an Army Ranger and later a State trooper, his mother sent me Christmas cards every year until she died.
    I also helped a young lady into a job with intelligence work, who I later met in theater in RC-East as a young NCO.
    That was the best part of the job, I helped people get to a place where they could make a decision for themselves.
    It was rewarding and I grew personally and professionally.

  • @ehanoldaccount5893
    @ehanoldaccount5893 5 років тому +2167

    Notice how the Airforce recruiter died first

    • @anthonytorres337
      @anthonytorres337 5 років тому +101

      I started dying laughing when i saw that

    • @mr.anderson929
      @mr.anderson929 5 років тому +41

      I guess I missed that completely

    • @xyslayerfly
      @xyslayerfly 5 років тому +148

      take out the most valuable target first

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 5 років тому +26

      butt fo more like the easiest

    • @epicmcgriddle7874
      @epicmcgriddle7874 5 років тому +28

      Well... Lost your Air Support GJ

  • @kilaliam671
    @kilaliam671 5 років тому +479

    I LOVE HOW THE MARINES MAKE FUN OF ALL THE OTHER SERVICES IN LIKE 5 MINUTES RIGHT OFF THE BAT

    • @James-yi1vk
      @James-yi1vk 5 років тому +25

      I'm in the air force. We all make fun if each other. But at the end of the day, we all support the same mission and have each others backs.

    • @knocknevis7390
      @knocknevis7390 5 років тому +12

      Combat controllers are no fucking joke.

    • @Uberkamper
      @Uberkamper 4 роки тому +20

      ARMY - Already Rescued Marines Yesterday

    • @knocknevis7390
      @knocknevis7390 4 роки тому +6

      @@Uberkamper cute

    • @temich1985
      @temich1985 4 роки тому +4

      @@James-yi1vk those USAF personnel troops have more ribbons than 75% of combat Marine or Army vets

  • @ThatMaverickMo
    @ThatMaverickMo 4 роки тому +372

    I was a USMC recruiter and I completely approve this series. 100% accurate in so many levels. Well besides the intro.

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 роки тому +11

      Hell yeah. But what about the intro wasn't accurate to you?

    • @themental9line
      @themental9line 2 роки тому +5

      I’ve been the therapist for recruiters and I second your 100%. Spot on.

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 2 роки тому +8

      I was an FMF Corpsman, I KNOW how Marines operate....that intro was spot on......100% accurate.

    • @spencer5028
      @spencer5028 2 роки тому

      My recruiter said I could do any MOS with my ASVAB, just had to choose 03 as the third..... MFer lol

    • @ericgoldberg8358
      @ericgoldberg8358 2 роки тому

      @@tidefanyankee2428 Same!

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 4 роки тому +124

    Marine Recruiter: "Give me your gun!"
    Security guard: "F*ck you, I was in the National Guard!"
    I died at that part.

  • @the1ne6ix9ine
    @the1ne6ix9ine 5 років тому +325

    "Some aspects are like Call Of Duty yes" Had me dying

    • @Angry-Lynx
      @Angry-Lynx 5 років тому +23

      Like when you wait for level to load XD ;

    • @lostandlonely2112
      @lostandlonely2112 4 роки тому +5

      respawn time is a lot longer too

  • @Late_Night_Talks_Channel
    @Late_Night_Talks_Channel 3 роки тому +82

    The funniest joke is the USAF actually being at a high school.

  • @mikehascats26
    @mikehascats26 5 років тому +593

    life pro tip: folding tables are not bulletproof

    • @DarkKnight-fu1xe
      @DarkKnight-fu1xe 5 років тому +57

      Atleast it gives u some sort of cover where the shooter can't see you it's better than being in the open

    • @mikehascats26
      @mikehascats26 5 років тому +4

      @@DarkKnight-fu1xe they're sticking their heads up

    • @DarkKnight-fu1xe
      @DarkKnight-fu1xe 5 років тому +5

      @@mikehascats26 but they only do that to shoot or to see where the enemy is when he is ither reloading or shooting at someone else but being behind cover where someone can't see you is still better than being in the open

    • @mikehascats26
      @mikehascats26 5 років тому

      @@DarkKnight-fu1xe um no. when you are unarmed, running away is the only right answer. and the fat guy should had run to behind a concrete wall

    • @DarkKnight-fu1xe
      @DarkKnight-fu1xe 5 років тому +1

      @@mikehascats26 they didn't have no where to run with out getting shot

  • @stevenm3823
    @stevenm3823 4 роки тому +123

    When I was in the Army I got "recommended" for Recruiter School but I told them flat out I DID NOT want to be a recruiter but I lost the argument and they sent me to Recruiter School anyway....then I purposely failed out of it after a couple weeks, best decision I ever made!!!

    • @stevenm3823
      @stevenm3823 4 роки тому +31

      @Buck Dewey Just purposely screw up the "practice calls" made during classes that simulate talking to potential recruits, and I was also surprised (not very though) on the devious tactics they teach you to get young people to sign up....when I was at the point of being failed an instructor talked to me and said he will recommend I get dropped from the class, I said I accept that, I told him I was not recruiter material but instead was a "field/motorpool" soldier who was much more comfortable in those environments....so I left Ft. Jackson and got orders for the 1st Cavalry Division at Ft. Hood, TX, where I spent seven good years doing the job I signed up for.

    • @sapper12b3pf7
      @sapper12b3pf7 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah right! Good luck failing the army’s recruiter school. Doesn’t happen.

    • @stevenm3823
      @stevenm3823 4 роки тому +5

      @@sapper12b3pf7 I made it happen and got out of there.

    • @itsmealex8959
      @itsmealex8959 6 місяців тому

      ​@@stevenm3823I can't believe this actually worked. Good shit my guy

  • @marcusjones2517
    @marcusjones2517 5 років тому +633

    The female recruiter with her tongue sticking out in the thumbnail pretty much sums up every female in the Marines and Navy.

    • @alspears7749
      @alspears7749 5 років тому +5

      Truth

    • @Bailers426
      @Bailers426 5 років тому +89

      Really? Wish someone told me before I joined the fucking Army.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 років тому +101

      US Marine Corps: No worse enemy, no greater friend, no hornier lover

    • @hueman809
      @hueman809 5 років тому +4

      Poolies too even if they don't join

    • @marcusjones2517
      @marcusjones2517 5 років тому

      @Eriko. Oy lmfao for real

  • @dausas
    @dausas Рік тому +30

    I’m getting flashbacks! The phone calls, the late nights, the regulars that stayed in the office. As a former recruiter, I appreciate this show. Well done.

  • @Lonewolf11741
    @Lonewolf11741 4 роки тому +351

    4:56 I like how he mentally compared their ribbon stacks lmao

    • @richardtrujillo1692
      @richardtrujillo1692 4 роки тому +6

      DakotaAnesthesia underrated comment

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 4 роки тому +1

      What do they mean? (Im a civvie)

    • @Lonewolf11741
      @Lonewolf11741 4 роки тому +53

      @@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 You can tell a lot about a Marine's career by taking a quick glance at their ribbons. For example, we can see that SSgt has deployed to the middle east, fought in combat, (already was a recruiter) etc. Meanwhile, despite Gunny being in charge of the station, we can see that he has never deployed, has been a recruiter for a while, and never left the US for official duty.

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lonewolf11741 oh so the flags show where theyve been for duty?

    • @Lonewolf11741
      @Lonewolf11741 4 роки тому +25

      @@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 the ribbons they're wearing show which campaigns they've participated in and other achievements they've earned.

  • @ns2358
    @ns2358 4 роки тому +47

    I love the fact that the Marine's recruitment office security code is 1775! Nice detail 😊

  • @raywalteroutdoors
    @raywalteroutdoors 5 років тому +157

    My recruiter came to my house then after meeting my parents and talking he asked me to step outside where he told me he had 17 years in and I better not fuck this up. I went on to retire. My recruiter is an old as dirt Marine but still works. How do I know? He fixes my telecommunications equipment at my Govt agency. Everytime I see him I get to tell him to not fuck up the phones. It's amazing how small the world is. Dude never lied to me in fact he may have been the most brutally honest guy I ever met.

    • @marcusjones2517
      @marcusjones2517 5 років тому +1

      Cool story?

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 5 років тому +19

      In my experience they don't lie... they just don't tell the full truth.

    • @cowboyanimal6700
      @cowboyanimal6700 5 років тому +2

      fortunate man.

    • @raywalteroutdoors
      @raywalteroutdoors 5 років тому +6

      @@cowboyanimal6700 perhaps I am. I don't think I recall any of my guys bitching about their recruiter. I know it happens though.

    • @cowboyanimal6700
      @cowboyanimal6700 5 років тому +3

      @@raywalteroutdoors I'm not an American so I may be mistaken, but have heard a lot of horror stories from the Americans, kinda like used car salesmen, hence the aggression. Apologies for painting a broad brush but this used to happen a lot. I am also very well aware of some of the guys who went into various AO's during the 80's and 90's, some to fly a desk and others to move onto bigger challenges that got bitter over the years. I suppose it was out of place for that comment and I do apologize but I can't help but feel for those who got suckered because life handed them a bad deck of cards if that makes sense. Thanks for keeping a cool head and calm heart. Appreciate the civil response.

  • @chocolatebar5663
    @chocolatebar5663 4 роки тому +61

    "have you heard of the gi bill?" "no you don't have to die to get it"

  • @CovertPlanet01
    @CovertPlanet01 5 років тому +93

    This is a pretty good representation of what Marine Recruiters go through when it comes to the office scene

  • @Sutton-vp3bf
    @Sutton-vp3bf 5 років тому +110

    Gotta love the security guard “I enlisted in the guard”

  • @bleachedmud8723
    @bleachedmud8723 5 років тому +257

    Columbine leo: Sir shouldn't we go inside and save the kids?
    2nd Columbine leo: we aren't obligated to do that.

    • @jorgealdridge6665
      @jorgealdridge6665 5 років тому +5

      I think there in on it always late almost always a sucide

  • @MDR-hn2yz
    @MDR-hn2yz 2 роки тому +38

    I got screened for recruiting duty at the end of my 2nd enlistment. I watched my SSgt fake a stutter while being interviewed by the selection team, get rejected and then turn to me and smile. True story, he said he had done it several times before and was a sure way to get out of it. Probably why he retired at 20 years a SSgt. Fuckin terminal E-6 is a rare breed he used to say some crazy shit and didn’t give a F###😂
    The best thing I ever did was join the Marines. The second best thing I did was get out when I did. 🇺🇸

  • @rusty7984
    @rusty7984 2 роки тому +19

    “We are not obligated to do that”
    Aged like fine wine

  • @timothyhernandez3803
    @timothyhernandez3803 2 роки тому +44

    You guys really did your homework on this one. You really captured the feel of the first day on numbers. I am just glad I was single when I was an E6 on recruiting duty.

    • @spiveyg89
      @spiveyg89 2 місяці тому

      What's the deal with being single as a recruiter?

  • @lukeikins6491
    @lukeikins6491 5 років тому +214

    This shits accurate af the terminal Poole lmao

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 4 роки тому +102

    I was never a recruiter but I was on recruiters assistance for about a month. I had to go through that list and call people for almost 10 hours today and I did get yelled at by an angry two angry parents. We weren’t allowed to leave until we got at least 8 appointments. So that was 8 to 10 hours of phone calls a day for four weeks, and it still wasn’t as bad for us as it was for the recruiters. Though it was that day that I swore that I would never become a recruiter of any kind while I was in.

    • @snakeandnape9252
      @snakeandnape9252 3 роки тому

      I did 30 days recruiter assistance. It was just me and another guy. I outranked him so I didn't do that phone list bs.

    • @eldom20
      @eldom20 2 роки тому +1

      I've done RA twice with the Air Force and it's pretty much free leave. I drove kids to MEPS and to take their ASVAB a couple of times, but the other days the recruiter told me to take the day off

  • @mississippirebel1409
    @mississippirebel1409 5 років тому +17

    My dad served 22 yrs in the army and was a recruiter late in his career. He told me once he a valedictorian of a high school that wanted to join the army really bad but kept scoring EXTREMELY low on the ABSVAB to get the MOS (that's means job for all you civilians) she wanted. I can't remember what my dad told me she wanted to do but it didn't require a high ASVAB score lol. But my dad ended up have a major heart heart attack a recruiters meeting one day and he ended up medically retiring. He was going to put me in when I joined in March of 2000 but he had already retired.

  • @nextgenstatus
    @nextgenstatus 4 роки тому +61

    The first 2 mintues is what it feels like playing with randoms

  • @phased-arraych.9150
    @phased-arraych.9150 4 роки тому +69

    The Air Force recruiter was just killed straight away, didn't even stand a chance :(

  • @notyanggang2157
    @notyanggang2157 5 років тому +22

    My recruiter was very transparent he helped me find the right job and even let me make appointments with the airforce since I wanted to do jobs related to aviation

  • @SarntLump3675
    @SarntLump3675 5 років тому +403

    Damn shame I didn't have a Recruiter like her probably would've joined the Marines but went Army instead.

    • @GoldenGod69
      @GoldenGod69 5 років тому +2

      Billy Joe same

    • @S1k18
      @S1k18 5 років тому

      Billy Joe same hahah😂

    • @SarntLump3675
      @SarntLump3675 5 років тому +8

      @@S1k18 Marines get everything including the finest females that join so unfair 😂

    • @hotredtiger316
      @hotredtiger316 5 років тому +11

      Billy Joe, the Air Force, Navy, and Army always had the hot women.

    • @SarntLump3675
      @SarntLump3675 5 років тому +1

      @@hotredtiger316 you're telling me

  • @MrDivyeshgopal
    @MrDivyeshgopal 4 роки тому +58

    As a civilian, I love what you guys do by providing hilarious contents. I'm now one of VET TV's biggest fan. Keep up the great work. Thank you for your service!

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 роки тому +6

      And thank you for this comment! I love hearing when you guys get a kick out of our stuff!

  • @diehard2705
    @diehard2705 5 років тому +242

    The recruiting office in my hometown deadass looks the exact same? Do all recruiting offices look like that?

    • @camsnyder2636
      @camsnyder2636 5 років тому +42

      Diehard 270 Yeah bro. I’ve been to three different Marine Corp offices and they all have the same shit lol

    • @tomtexas4897
      @tomtexas4897 5 років тому +28

      Naw. My recruiters office was in the basement of an army base at Kiserslaughten. Two desks, two gunnery sargents and a lot of boxes full of stuff.

    • @gtrdline
      @gtrdline 5 років тому +1

      If you don’t like their shit take your deadass elsewhere and take your timbalands with you.

    • @spicyboi1517
      @spicyboi1517 5 років тому

      Yea pretty much

    • @YoooRico
      @YoooRico 5 років тому +5

      gtrdline someone salty

  • @eliasmartinez6284
    @eliasmartinez6284 9 місяців тому +5

    Uvalde police vibes 100!

  • @jaycredit3115
    @jaycredit3115 5 років тому +197

    Two minutes and 30 seconds I started laughing hysterically 😂😂😂..... why doesnt this channel have 1 billion views!!!

    • @jordancailes8383
      @jordancailes8383 5 років тому +14

      Jay Credit the majority of the world is too soft

    • @jaycredit3115
      @jaycredit3115 5 років тому +2

      Jordan Cailes True

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 5 років тому +4

      The second the pull up douche got lit up out of fuckin no where I lost my shit completely

    • @ELMOcall911
      @ELMOcall911 2 роки тому +1

      Google is run by "men" who drink soy latte whith extra shots of estrogen from star cucks, and they wear tight jeans. What kind of results are you expecting?

  • @trim406
    @trim406 4 роки тому +62

    I want to be a fighter pilot for the navy but if SGT Thaddius was my recruiter I’d join THE SAME DAY

  • @cognaz4320
    @cognaz4320 5 років тому +41

    I'm 19, not in the military, and even I knew that this was art when I watched it.

  • @dzl4524
    @dzl4524 4 роки тому +37

    I enjoyed this show way more than anything I've seen on Netflix, ever.

  • @Spider-Too-Too
    @Spider-Too-Too 5 років тому +124

    and damn, the production quality is over the top now. did you guys hired some pro film makers?

    • @James-yi1vk
      @James-yi1vk 5 років тому +4

      Yeah I'm impressed too. Getting better boys!

  • @joshuayork8362
    @joshuayork8362 Рік тому +12

    Any person aspiring to be a recruiter should watch this.

    • @barryt4455
      @barryt4455 10 місяців тому +1

      No one aspires to be a recruiter

    • @JustPlainRex
      @JustPlainRex 10 місяців тому

      Yeah that’s not on anyone’s agenda

  • @MousyBScrappin
    @MousyBScrappin 2 роки тому +8

    “Shouldn’t we go inside and save the kids?”
    “We’re not obligated to do that..”wow… Prophetic

  • @mark2films45
    @mark2films45 3 роки тому +14

    I love how the army guy was just confused because that’s been my life every day since the army ,just straight confusion.

  • @pebs1070
    @pebs1070 5 років тому +33

    You guys did a great job portraying the recruiter life

  • @hellbillyjr
    @hellbillyjr 4 роки тому +40

    "Terminal poolee". Been there. Nothing like watching friends and other poolees ship, come back, wash out, come back, disappear....

  • @GorillaCookies
    @GorillaCookies 4 роки тому +11

    I served both as a Soldier in the Army and after enlisted in the Marine Corp. Both had their good & bad points

  • @blooeagle5118
    @blooeagle5118 3 роки тому +10

    Anyone who's stuck in the pool for longer than like 3 months knows that one poolee who's cursed to stay for ovee a year and always helps the recruiters out.
    Turns out it was me lol

  • @j.fraley6862
    @j.fraley6862 4 роки тому +19

    "I don't have tits Sgt!" "It looks like your working on some!" LMFAO!! Classic!

  • @edwardhayes6113
    @edwardhayes6113 3 роки тому +5

    Reminded me what was said about recruiting duty in the 1950s .
    1. If your married you get divorced
    2. If your single you get married
    3. If you do neither you buy a
    new car
    USMC retired 1951 1971
    GYSGT

  • @KoalaStylin
    @KoalaStylin 5 років тому +40

    So good! Everything from the script to how it was shot! I hope they show the recruiters taking smoke breaks with the poolees like they did at my rs lol.

  • @djustinfowler
    @djustinfowler 4 роки тому +16

    As a former Marine Recruiter and I can verify this video is true and authentic. Dumbass should have made up the appointments...it's what any good 8411 would have done.

    • @Thorneazy
      @Thorneazy 9 місяців тому

      Agreed, at least at first. That’s what by the book stuff gets you in sales.

  • @samueljackson315
    @samueljackson315 4 роки тому +29

    The writing and acting on these shows are top notch! Keep up the great work guys!

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 роки тому +2

      Please tell me your middle name starts with an L and you're about to change our lives.

  • @dutchvanderlin5556
    @dutchvanderlin5556 2 роки тому +8

    "We're not obligated to do that" Sounds like the Uvalde police...

  • @jonathanjones4993
    @jonathanjones4993 3 роки тому +8

    I needed this I have not stopped laughing did 2 tours one in OEF and one in OIF US Navy USS Enterprise CVN 65 2001 thank you for this this is amazing

  • @gdolson9419
    @gdolson9419 5 років тому +17

    Love the way you guys always manage to put one "real issue" into the comedy.

  • @frankthespank
    @frankthespank 4 роки тому +7

    Every branch called me non-stop in the late 90’s when I got out of High School until I got my first job in Silicon Valley during the .com era, they were all “how’d you get that job?” I was all: “.....I applied?”.

  • @jarbear1263
    @jarbear1263 5 років тому +26

    This is hilarious. I’m currently trying to lose weight to join a branch, and from what all the recruiters of each branch promise me, this isn’t far off

  • @HazmatUnit
    @HazmatUnit 5 років тому +87

    God dam that is the worst security guard I have ever seen

    • @marcusjones2517
      @marcusjones2517 5 років тому +1

      I've seen worse...

    • @indyjons321
      @indyjons321 5 років тому +2

      Since when are schools allowed to have armed guards anyways?

    • @YourMom-xn6pj
      @YourMom-xn6pj 5 років тому +12

      indyjons321 since like forever ago??

    • @sneakysnickersnoopy
      @sneakysnickersnoopy 5 років тому +6

      I mean... national guard...

    • @erictruong324
      @erictruong324 5 років тому +2

      indyjons321 My school doesn't have security but it does have at least one police officer around

  • @noahcalhoun3964
    @noahcalhoun3964 2 роки тому +5

    @3:25 aged perfectly with the Uvalde shooting.

  • @aloha_saladbar1854
    @aloha_saladbar1854 3 роки тому +9

    Thank you for making this, almost every point hits the mark.. God bless you and your Recruiter!

  • @SubStandardPoker
    @SubStandardPoker 4 роки тому +7

    Wow. I got flashbacks to my recruiting tour. Hilarious and accurate and sad all at the same time! Bravo!

  • @gear89
    @gear89 4 роки тому +74

    Ah they didn't show Jodi sliding in after she hung up on her husband.

  • @saintmitt7123
    @saintmitt7123 4 роки тому +14

    By the ending I felt that. I wasn’t in military. They say it’s not cold calling or cold knocking, but it might as well be. We’re expected to take the blame when no one is wanting. It’s our fault that we’re spending so much time trying to please our boss to have money for the girl but because we’re trying to support our family, we lose them. The world is so backwards and people truly don’t get the appreciation they deserve while some other ass hat gets attention just because he’s loud or manipulative.

  • @bendak5473
    @bendak5473 5 років тому +12

    Not usually into Vet TV but this was actually pretty well made. Sat through the whole thing. Decent acting and delivery.

  • @samuraiska320
    @samuraiska320 2 роки тому +4

    Staff Sergeant Curtis.
    My Marine recruiter. Was with me every step of the way.

  • @happinesshotel5375
    @happinesshotel5375 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you Vet Tv for endless entertainment!

  • @tymcdaniel5453
    @tymcdaniel5453 4 роки тому +3

    “Fuck off I was in the National Guard” killed me

  • @TomSidProductions
    @TomSidProductions 5 років тому +83

    If only it was the checkpoint charlie cop that hit the guy.

  • @23apiaries20
    @23apiaries20 2 роки тому +3

    That Marine Recruiter is a GOD dam HERO!!!!

  • @felixxdenolo6793
    @felixxdenolo6793 4 роки тому +37

    She’s just swiping on tinder lol

  • @kegbot1
    @kegbot1 4 роки тому +5

    Worked in Army recruiting (civilian) at the battalion level for many years. This is brutal. . . .ly true. Only thing they didn't show was a recruiter boinking a DEP

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 роки тому

      Go watch the rest of the season. We've got all kinds of other shit like that in there

  • @Kitchdmn3
    @Kitchdmn3 Рік тому +3

    As a former Marine recruiter I can verify this is 99% accurate, down to the enlistment video. Except I had to have 3 appointments.

  • @CryingButterfly0508
    @CryingButterfly0508 4 роки тому +9

    "Domesticated Terminal Poolie." Goddamn, I thought we were the only ones that had that.

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 4 роки тому

      Tbh, at my recruiting station I never heard this term. So it's actually new to me.

  • @towelietowel4513
    @towelietowel4513 4 роки тому +4

    This is fucking hilarious, the storyline is good and the acting isn’t bad. Keep up the good work guys.

  • @joey6058
    @joey6058 2 роки тому +5

    Given recent events, the cops not wanting to protect kids seem pretty accurate.

  • @travisbaldridge23
    @travisbaldridge23 2 роки тому +3

    This honestly irks me so much. The military supposedly struggles with recruitment, yet I tried to join when I was younger. I didn’t want to join for the benefits, the pay, or the schooling. I genuinely wanted to repay my debt to society and I felt the military would instill the much needed discipline and structure in my life and give me the purpose I always was seeking. No matter what I did, I could not join because of the mistakes I made as a kid. My juvenile record barred me from enlistment and I’ve always felt like I missed my calling and have always deeply regretted screwing up my life. I understand their reasoning, but I sincerely wish I could have been given the opportunity.

  • @baiqing
    @baiqing 4 роки тому +12

    1:27 that guy in the back naruto running has got me dead 💀

  • @bruges1964
    @bruges1964 5 років тому +32

    "Well that escalated quickly"

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 4 роки тому +8

    “I’ve got some Gunny stuff to do.” I never heard that said once but it’s definitely a thing.

    • @edwardhayes6113
      @edwardhayes6113 3 роки тому +1

      I still say it after fifty years retired USMC GYSGT 1951-1971. I write more got GYSGT things to do, or as a pussy whip civilian would say honey dos

  • @kev6752
    @kev6752 5 років тому +84

    so who in the right mind with a firearm shoots with their eyes closed!?!?!

  • @eschus2057
    @eschus2057 4 роки тому +7

    Good episode guys comedic yet hitting on some dramatic notes keep it up

  • @thenewwaysmusic
    @thenewwaysmusic 2 роки тому +4

    This is the first episode that I have seen. I AM REALLY IMPRESSED! GREAT JOB!

    • @themental9line
      @themental9line 2 роки тому

      The depictions get better as the series goes on, in my opinion.

  • @DL-jw8pj
    @DL-jw8pj 5 років тому +1

    JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill pay money for this.. Was a USMC Recruiter from 2000-2004 and this, THIS IS GOLD~~~~!!!!!!

  • @AK-hi7mg
    @AK-hi7mg 5 років тому +7

    Lol this show is more serious than I first tought. It's actually pretty good.

  • @ManHamAslume
    @ManHamAslume 4 роки тому +11

    Marines is still my dream job but I'm Irish and over a thousand miles away it's mad how something as simple as gaining a title is enough to make you want to cross an ocean just to get a shot at doing so

    • @Bando-fx4mf
      @Bando-fx4mf 2 роки тому +1

      Excuse you don’t want join anything Stop lying. Not your dream job. You would be doing it. Ireland has a army , air corps , navy and I’m sure a higher ups like seals. you can move to UK to. They are involved in all the same USA conflicts so it would be no different. Why do you want to cross the pond just to cross the pond again when you go Iraq.

    • @ManHamAslume
      @ManHamAslume 2 роки тому +3

      @@Bando-fx4mf well you clearly don’t understand and also are you aware of the relationship between Ireland and Britain?

    • @bobknee4127
      @bobknee4127 2 роки тому +3

      @@ManHamAslume telling a Irish citizen to move to England to join is an UNBELIEVABLE response

  • @Lj_anp
    @Lj_anp 5 років тому +19

    For a poolee who hasn't gone to bootcamp yet this was the funniest series

    • @urielponce9532
      @urielponce9532 5 років тому

      Jimmy Deadwilder don’t go

    • @Lj_anp
      @Lj_anp 5 років тому

      @@urielponce9532 why not?

    • @urielponce9532
      @urielponce9532 5 років тому

      Jimmy Deadwilder go and find out 🤣

    • @Lj_anp
      @Lj_anp 5 років тому +1

      @@urielponce9532 alright imma come back to this comment

    • @burnheretic3950
      @burnheretic3950 5 років тому +2

      @@Lj_anp dont listen to him. It will be the best thing you can do for yourself. Be a part of the team and a leader but also think for yourself. Maintain your moral compass and set a example for the less mature recruits to follow. Have respect for those around you and teach them to do the same. Americans need there moral fabric back and it starts with you. Set a example for others to follow. Times might get a little tough at bootcamp but nothing you cant handle. Dont even let yourself think about quitting, always just think about pushing through. Even if its just thinking about each next step. efore you know it whatever the evolution will be over and you will look back on it with pride. If you are in shape and not retarded bootcamp should not be hard.

  • @VanOfSalt
    @VanOfSalt 4 роки тому +24

    Jesus I thought this was going to be a documentary series 😂😂😂

  • @tedfordsdrumworld910
    @tedfordsdrumworld910 4 роки тому +4

    I love how not one person commented that Vet TV did an excellent job to juxtapose the dilemma of "do the right thing/by the book" and still accomplishing the mission, as well as with the real world of trying to have some resemblance a family life. The end I was the whole point of the episode and what it means to come of age as a service member.

  • @yoseferdos6339
    @yoseferdos6339 4 роки тому +5

    I’m not a vet and this show is awesome!

  • @dionthomas5418
    @dionthomas5418 5 років тому +70

    I love that show Recruiters: first mission very cool Marine Corps show