Harder than real life - Cooking Simulator
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Harder than real life - Cooking Simulator
The game is called Cooking Simulator. It allows the player to live out the challenge of being an actual professional amateur chef.
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Music in background:
uamee - THE SAUSAGE
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
*Finally, some good fucking food*
*Gordom Ramsay is yes happy*
Que haces aquí yo te veo en el Dylan :v
Hi Elzeta.
*Gordon ramsay will remember this*
@@50MonkeyHMOpa!
It's harder because you don't have Artyom helping
Artyom infused him with cheeki breeki cooking powers
He's inside Boris' ushanka. Slavic Ratatouille.
Maybe Artyome stole the mayonez
It was also hard because he couldn't listen too хардбасс on the radio
@@pqbdwmnu or Komrade Katatouille
Cooking Simulator: angry Slav declares war on blender, deep fries a gas canister
I'm not going to like your comment and you should know why sir but I love it
This could be a news headline
11:06 *Explodes* "Ahh the gas canister must be ready"
I laughed so hard when he lost control of the hand blender. Oh god that was hilarious.
time stamp?
@@vickidagurk3773 13:40 and yes i replied a month later
M2 i freaking cried...
Boris: *mixing blins*
Mixture: *disappears*
Boris: OY CYKA!
Boris: OY *bowl shatters* BLIN!
Boris: OY *_BLYAT!_*
Boris: Mama send help!!
lmao im turning red
In real life, Boris cooks with axe like true slav
And shovel
I cook with broken vodka bottle
Slavs use shovel. Vikings use axe.
And mayonnaise
And Anatoli
AAAAAA HELP THE POLISH ARE ATTACKING -life of Boris 2018
chute mi lol I’m polish
Revenge for 1939
1:25
HELP THE POLISH STEALING MY FOOD AND VODKA
*We will Retake the Moscow*
I’ve watched Boris for so long I don’t need the subtitles anymore and just download hardbass on instinct
It's because he has a good pronounce, you can understand clearly the things he's saying. Or in the majority of cases it's because you're all slavs, you may understand each other 🤔
Yea my friend (a not native Russian speaker) could understand my conversation inbetween me and my mom (both native Russian speakers)
In Russian you don’t ask for clear speak you learn mumble
Also people actually use the subtitles?!
I can’t understand anything on this video. I think he’s trying way too hard to keep his native accent. I could understand his older videos though.
@@pabloascencio7397 now he's speaking english with more Slavic accent
'Do you keep milk in these boxes?'
'Ah, you do!'
'What is this a Hungarian shop?' 😂
Да! Haha! 😂😂😂
@Roblox Troll thx
Látom valaki aki magyar még nez slav angol videosokat
The EU actually wants to ban fresh milk and have all countries to go to the UHT milk in boxes due to the global warming impact of keeping dairy refrigerated.
@@straightpipediesel That's absolutely insane
"The Polish are attacking!"
"Profesional amateur"
As a Polish viewer i feel proud of my language attacking a slav superstar
Honestly I lose my shit at 8:36 every time I watch it and it’s my absolute favourite
Noo the pota-
Chef Boris > GoRdOn RaMsAy
Napkin gordan is overrated. he made broccoli cheese soup without the potatoes or ham/bacon n put it in a food processor n drizzeled some green puree on a plate. thats not soup! boris is def the man in the kitchen!🍻
Boris put flex seal instead of all that because he is better chef
WHERE IS THE SLAV SAUCE?
OOOOOOHHHH
🅱oRnDon 🅱aMsEy is just some aggresive british guy with an ego larger than the known universe
This is why there aren't many Russian cooking shows.
this is why there should be more
Not Russian, but whole slav part of world...
In communist russia, the food eats you
omfg lol
Most food consist of throwing ingredients together and call it a dish
He protect, he attack, but most important he fight off Polish attacc.
No, he protect, he attac, but most important he fight off polish attac
You both failed at this blin, so here I am to fix this pizdec.
He protect, he attacc, but most important he fight off polish smac.
oh okay to me they sounded like some christmas advertisements
I feel like your accent is progressively getting more and more heavy
He's slowly going insane from talking to himself for hours on end
No no you just understand him more
Maybe bc his progressively consuming more and more Vodka
ash THAT IS SLAV EVOLUTION!
@@Lysdexis Seth understands.
11:17
Someone shooting at the glass:
Boris: Vadim?
😂
Playing with babushka's Kitchen PC again eh?
Every time I use a bay leaf at work i say "ahhh, the bay leaf!". Thanks comrade.
"ah, the gas canister must be ready"
Imagine you’re just waiting for your food and you hear this coming from the kitchen
3:58
Vodka instead of cooking oil?
Sonny Forde is the russian way!
Now we are cooking with Vodka!
Cheeki Breeki.
Да!
Well it better than oil!
I love how the kitchen is STILL a disaster even in virtual after Boris does his cooking.
Welcome back comrades to another reason to be alive
Beau B lmao
cloutvikor just for now
There was already hardbass
11:05 Love the taste of a great czar bomba
My favorite part is Boris doing his best to explode the kitchen, and the game doing its best to stop him
I don't remember there being food in my Siberian gulag
slavic oof
+@Xx APolishGuy xX woosh
oof (in communist)
+@Xx APolishGuy xX Jackass
+@Xx APolishGuy xX Are you missing the chromosome that lets people understand a joke? Or are you just a woman?
I'm surprised this isn't a VR Video.
Nice username
@@insertmemorableusernameher6795 your too
"Order is ready! Hello? Who ordered the clock?" IM DYING
2:30 had me dying ROFLMAO
"do you keep milk in this boxes? AH YOU DO! What is this an hungarian shop?"
I laughed for 5 good minutes ahahaha
Saame XD
I want "ding dong cyka! It's ready!" merch!!
when boris turned on the radio: *polish propaganda plays*
your profile....poland or indonesia?
@@rin-kun7259 go google it, just type polandball
@@switelolo1241 ummmm actually it's indonesia. ( poland is white on top)
@@babymetalenjoyer just Google "polandball" and then Be a smartass here. I know what i saying bro. Im from Poland, i know what my flag looks like, but trust me, Polandball has to Be that Way
@@babymetalenjoyer monaco exists
hahaha he didn't see the clearly labeled "chicken egg" on the inventory. Too absorbed in slav cooking perhaps?
its chicken produce blyat
Wasn't it "Chicken leg"? I didn't see eggs anywhere
Do you mean the product of chicken device?
Yes, that one. The process of obtaining is simple, just grab the device and squeeze and out comes egg.
That was chicken leg, blin.
0:10 what else do you need
Then the intro starts
BEST TIMING BOIIII
7:47
Little did Boris know, but he left the fire extinguisher on the hob.
Imagine that customers are right behind the wall
"How am i going to cook with this noise"
"hehehey"
"I know excactly where to put u in the frying machine u go" bam "Ay gawd"
sigh
SMASH "Shut up blin"
I honestly would be on the floor laughing
Polish ads on radio xd
Rozjebało xd
kurwa
They are still haunting me
Padlem
Padlem i dalej nie wstalem
Pomocy xd
Mozecie mi pomoc subskrybujac PewDiePiea
The power of the Polish ads is overwhelming.
"it was fun until the police caught us for pirating games."
Me: *laughs in country that has 88% pirated software*
1:30 Polish Radio xD Nice video kurwa mać!
RadioZET XDDDD
8:35 potato
"The polish are attacking"
I choked
We*
"...what else you need? IIIIIIS BORIS!"
You just answered your own question.
“There are 2 things you need to know.”
*lists three things*
I love how he treats the out of control blender thing like a big, ugly bug, even trying to burn the whole thing down.
When i do try not to laugh i don’t laugh
But
When I watch Life Of Boris i laugh
The babushka will be proud
*The* babushka
*Boris* is babushka
That’s rude
Rockin' around, the Christmas cat,
Have a Slavic holidays.
It's the comrade cat with the blin on its back,
Squatting with a gopnik hat.
Rockin' around, the Christmas cat,
Have a freezin' holiday.
It's a cat, with some kvass
and some vodka too.
Rockin' around, the Christmas cat
Enjoy deflectin' a German attack
With a comrade cat and an adidas pack
Dancin' to some hard bass.
Rockin' around, the Christmas cat
Have a safe holidays
It's the comrade cat, with a dragunov
Protecting motherland.
Did you make this or take this from somewhere?
Dabbing Flight made it while bored on discord
@@mastercarrot4382 it's nice. This deserves more likes. I bet you're referring to Artyom?
Not bad comrade
Perfectly executed my guy
The explosion of that gas canister was by far one of the funniest moments
Boris protecc
Boris attacc
But most importantly,
*HE SQUAT*
it dont even rhyme
"it don't" learn English buddy
@@Jomaswe shhhhhh
Boris: "I don't need tutorial"
Also Boris: *throws blender away* "I am save for now" :DDDDDD
Please make babushka jam in this game boris
And dry bread
You have a great idea for your channel, top kek. I subscribed and shared on my Facebook. Cheers mate.
@@joshuajost3351 like he said he isnt the first, just one of thousands copying the one who started it because he succeeded
@@Ingvar64 are there some others in this genre that you recommend?
I really enjoy these.
so far every video Boris has made has succesfully made me laugh, even when ive had a bad day
7:45
I love how his first assumption is that the HECKIN FRIDGE EXPLODED
Nice cooking video once again but it’s a game every one of your videos makes me and my friends happy
Still better than school lunched
,,You keep milk in this boxes? Ah, you do. what is this, a hungarian shop?"
I cried from laughting even though I'm Hungarian. 😂 (12:19)
What's the problem with Hungary and milk
OMG I can't stop laughing from all the Slav XDDDDDDDDDDDD his accent is so hard it makes his English that much funnier. Subscribed
You go to the kitchen to wonder why your food is taking so long and you see the chef throwing gas canisters at an electric whisk and shouting “Ha! Take that Cyka!”
My national food is bread with SALT :D
Nice. Are we just naming our favourite food? Is so then my fav national meal is bread with (real) butter and sugar, and then own made herb tea.
My national food is a handful of bullets. I live in Brazil.
@@anton5524 lmao nice joke. It's actually rice and beans in case anyone is wondering
Lol
mine is air sandwich in an air bread sitting on air
In soviet russia, Boris no cook food, Actually nobody stop Boris from cooking
(Mainly because he will burn down the building but NOBODY STOP BORIS)
But there is no food in soviet Russia. Only hungry gopniks.
@@WordBearer86 And only way they get food is from Babushka
I literally had to stop eating i was laughing so much, goddamn Boris, your amazing.
This has been the funniest cooking with Boris episode I've seen.
The way Boris said "spatula" killed me dead
I was eating my dinner when watching this...
almost choked coz of laughing ahhahahaha
I'm cackling xD he wanted the radio and he got the radio at the cost of his ears drums and some demonetisation
Thanks for the notifcation
Intro Boris: "let me tell you two things about this game"
Intro Boris as well: *lists 3 things*
13:35 that moment is pure gold xD
Boris why must you flex on us like this?
8:36 I've neer head a Boris that sad
I enjoy the strong command of English vocabulary and syntax, combined with the most outrageous accent.
First time watching dis dude... accent made it ALL better
11:05 I laughed so hard
"HELP! De Polish are attacking!"
Never laughed harder😂😂
Your subtitles are the best tysm Boris!
love the backgound music you are the ultimate chef
Greetings from Poland slav friend!
10:38 What have I done? It is beautiful
I'm DEAD xDDD
Boris you should make a tutorial how to play Durak!
I second that!
Opa, Shashlick King! Close to 2 million Slavs! Babushka and your fellow Slavs are happy for you!
I want to see Boris do a Slav cooking series in the simulator.
Who's with me!??
If you burn down kitchen, no more western recipes...
Good point tavarish.
How to make American Meatloaf
Wtf when did Stalin have a UA-cam channel
@@Justinplays-oo3ko The surprise is on you! Stalin is youtube!
Boris does mayonaise work as lubricant
ok
@ItsRainingGopniks 123 Thank you it was for uhh freind
how you feel about pewdiepie stealing your yellow jacket
He is western spy
Today at Wal-Mart I saw someone with a we slav ushanka that means you have people that support you all the way in maine! Including me, merry christmas!
Giant explosion. 'ah the gas canister must be ready' 😂😂
LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD, YR SO FUNNY DUDE XDXDDD
Augustas yup XD
Augustas blayt
Why the blyat do u upload video at 1am... I need to write exam tomorrow blin
Me too
Oy good luck blin
Its 6 30
no blyat you need vodka not exam blyat
@@thatsbonkers36 There is a thing called a "time zone"
Hey Boris guess what
*I'm Polish*
Same! No to dopiero polaki wszędzie są a tu kurła radio zet
Spoko
IDI NAHUI
We too.
U a nail polish hohohoy blaytttt
Boss comes in next day..
What have you done with my kitchen? Where's my gas can?
Looks in the deep fryer. The ten hour stare happens. You've been promoted high chef
You are never safe from the blender. It’s always watching
I haven't laughed this hard
2:34 you just rotate and you blwehhh Hahah i laughed so hard
Do Turkey Country Review (THE HOMELAND OF KEBAB AND SHASHLIK XD)
With your slav knowledge, you should be able to make a cooking game by yourself, and make it 1000% more cheeky breeki
Western autocorrect tricked me again and fucktube doesn’t let me fix “cheeky”
*Normal:* Take a shot of vodka everytime he says blyad
*Slav challenge:* Drink a bottle of vodka everytime he says blyad and after the video ends, make blin without setting your house on fire
"you can squat by pressing controls" But is it true slav squat?!
"What is this a hungarian shop"
I am honoured that the true slav king mentioned my country
"the gas canister must be ready"
this is not slav where is gopnik butterknife?!
operator error :(
It might be added later