Cats try 42 snacks - Artyom vs neighbour's cat
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Cats try 42 snacks - Artyom vs neighbour's cat - Life of Artyom
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01:11 1. dog food
01:39 2. cat food
01:57 3. celery
02:22 4. pizza
02:39 5. radish
03:03 6. sushi
03:35 7. carrot
04:02 8. a rose
04:35 9. toilet paper
05:18 10. banana
05:39 11. raw beef
06:27 12. raw potato
06:53 13. processed potato
07:36 14. raw fish
07:55 15. doctor's sausage
08:22 16. honey
08:32 17. sour cream
08:45 18. cardboard
09:07 19. hair ties
09:36 20. holodets
09:54 21. kotlet
10:02 22. toothbrush
10:20 23. potato salad
10:40 24. milk
10:54 25. pashtet
11:19 26. q-tips
11:42 27. cotton pads
12:23 28. wood
13:03 29. kefir
13:34 30. tourist delight
13:54 31. charger cable
14:18 32. yarn
14:47 33. grapes
14:59 34. babushka jam
15:23 35. melon
16:02 36. onion
16:42 37. mayonez
16:58 38. grass
17:18 39. leaves
17:28 40. lemon
17:43 41. bay leaf
18:00 42. ice cubes
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Smart cats!
They don’t attack the Soviet Onion.
This comment deserves more likes.
The European Onion.
Rugby Onion.
The Onion Jack.
Soviet Onion
"Honey, the neighbor took the cat again"
😂
"Honey, why is the cat drunk again?"
Vadim BLYAT
"Honey, the cat keeps squatting, should we call the vet?"
vadim is to blame
Boris before artyom: shooting mutants in metro game
Boris after artyom: cats vs 42 snacks
The kat givs peace
While shooting mutants in metro
Да
Give da cats a little kitten to raise like boris Jr
@@ProjectSemeticsHwX NoNoNoNoNoNoNo. It is peas Blyat.
Neighbors: tank you boris for taking care of cat
Cat: *projectile vomits*
What is tank you
Is thank you
@@rayaneerrjali7846 it's a slavic pun
@@ajminadhimi8985 ok
@@rayaneerrjali7846 like tiger 1
@@rayaneerrjali7846 ok grammar police
''Neigbour's cat''
Me: Vadim BLYAT
BORIS BLYAT!
Michael4201 IT IS VADIM
VADIM FEED YOUR CAT BLYN
No!
666 LIKES BLYAT IT IS CONFIRMED CYKA VADIM IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF!!,
I love how Artyom's immediate reaction to anything he doesn't like is to smack it
Like a good Slav child that he is 😸.
That’s what we tend to do in Scotland as well……..I think it’s linked to alcohol somehow.
@Acheron666 It always goes back to alcohol or hard drugs in Scotland 🤣
That's a typical cat's reaction to anything they don't like tbh
*Our KGB Agent: HE HAS NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN HIS LIFE!
Our
@@firepower7017 xDD
@@ForkLefts OH NO
KGB?!? You Western SPY!!! - Its FSB now!
Prince Westerburg
But true Slavs know that the USSR will form again, along with the KGB
Artyom: Trying 42 different things.
Artyom half an hour later: Take me to hospital blyat
Boris coming through with that wholesome content again.
Artyom!! My goodness, you grew up to be so handsome!!!
Ah good to see Artyom all grown up. makes me happy :)
"When someone is offering sushi, just walk out the door" I'm afraid I'll have to file divorce papers, Boris 😢
good.
Why dose your husband love sushi?
Maybe her husband is also female? I think this is only option
Wijkagent Wim Rietveldt
Sorry but
That would be a wife, then, wouldn’t it?
@@lambda2657 lmaooo
Legend says that Boris is still patting Artyom's sleepy head as the likes keep coming!
Boris: Dinner time!
Artyom: Didn't I already have dinner?
I was so happy I could watch this right after school
ahh, same
17:43 In Finland, the staple for soup is lovage. My mom’s former cat liked to pee on her lovage growths, which is why she planted some on his grave in the back yard 😻.
AYE
Артём так мило выглядит !!
the doctor sausage shocked me, had my cats swiping it as soon as a slice is cut off the whole thing, but these cats werent even interested
Imagine finding out your cat goes to your neighbors house to eat strange food
Neighbor: hey how was your day my kitty?
Cat:"vomits"
Wow thank you so much for the likes ❤️
This deserves more likes 😆
Hopefully the neighbor's cat isn't allergic to anything and doesn't turn into a puking machine...😰😷😸😸😸
LMFAO
That cat was like a vacuum lol
Cat: comes home drunk from gopnik party
I love that he just got some random cat
Cat: *plays with yarns*
Modern cats: ok mewmer *proceeds to play with wires*
So when Artyom gets his own channel, talking about slav cat life, will he say "Kasha Bylat"?
Kasha means porridge, so yeah
Blyat, not bylat
If you watch his first artyom video you can see that Kasha is actually his Sister
15:39
ah stranger cat found the true snacc ;)
Finally, some professional research done of what cats really eat while we're away.
"42 snacks"
*WOOD*
I love this video, good fun and hilarious to watch comrade cats reactions
I've seen people giving scraps to their pets; but never have I seen people going after their pet's scraps.
"Iiiiiiis Artyom" I seriously lol'd at that.
Also, at first I thought Vadim blyat must have cat, but Boris has more than one neighbor duh.
Boris: yo bro can I have your cat?
Neighbor: uuh what you gonna do with it
Boris: Fffff.......eed it!
Neighbor: oh okay you sure there it it
91k pats on the head for Artyom so far
16:32 artyom's face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my old cat Banana ate onions and garlic in his late years, he was a good cat
rip my buddy banana 1994-2014
ashyuta may banana rest in peace 😥
RIP
3:24 Artyom probably still had the smell of wasabi in his nose 🙀.
I really liked your video! Those are 2 cute cats.❤ 😻
When you run out of ideas but you remember
You have a cat
15:39 looks like Boris is on the menu.
Boris : "Brings out vodka"
Alinity : *intense sweating*
When i saw number 13 i was hoping you didnt pull an alinity
6:00
Am I the only one who heard smol burst of laugh
I heard it like huffs of air
Seung woo Lee I heard it
it's Kasha growling
@@jatisoem7472 oh...
More Artyom please!
Next video:
42 signs your cat is sick just by looking into their litterbox.
alternatively:
42 weirdest things I found in Artyom's litterbox.
I mean this video could have been named "42 ways to ruin your cat's litterbox" ;D
Try sneaking him a cucumber Boris it will be a blyatful scene!
'He protect he attacc but mostly,he can eat all the doctor sausage pack'
Pet store: What cat do you want to adopt
Me: The neighbor's one
Leaving the best for last 🥰
Bro my sister's cats LOVE yarn. She got some from a craft store and when she came home it was all over her apartment
Please be careful! If they eat the yarn, it's going to be a very lengthy and expensive trip to the vet.
I thought we were gonna have a alinity recreation
Artyom's reaction to the onion🤣
“Onion is very poisonous for cats, do not let them eat it”
“Artyom I have a snack for you”
So are grapes
In soviet Russia a cat is poisonous for onions
Good job commanding the defence of Moscow and Leningrad
Soviet onion
I must congratulate you on a very successful counterattack to the German offensive back in the 40s. Good job
My two cats eat dead moles & mice, since we moved to our current house my neighbors have stopped complaining about moles & mice ruining their gardens, my cats will wait for hours outside their holes and wait to kill them and eat them.
I have never seen a domesticated cat eat live mice and moles
Mighty kitnz!
That sounds bad and unhealthy
@@doopboop8359 nah, cats have evolved to to this. It's ideal foid & good for them. Not so great for the voles & mice, but good for the garden.
@@helenahandkart1857 really? Wont the cats get some sort of disease
Neighbour: Hey, can you take care of my cat while im gone?
Boris: Oh, yeah, no problem.
Neighbor: thanks!
Also boris: "2 CATS VS 42 SNACKS"
Could be Vadim's cat he stole
That cat will be coming back to his apartment every day onwards
Boris said no but debil vadim left it in his house and he got a nice video idea.
Neighbor: why is my cat acting unbalanced and smells like vodka
@@dr.quickfix3125
Because Kasha stood to close to Boris's PC exhaust fan.
Everyone: Raw potato
Boris, an intellectual: UNBOILED POTATO
_Raw vodka_
*hot poteita*
Syroy' kartoshka
Me, an intellectual: me, an intellectual
*HOT PATEITA*
I love how you gave them Russian accents in the captions. "Maybe is game? Is no."
"IIIIS ARTYOM" cracked me up.
Yep. Are still praktisink their английский.
@@ZGryphon Same here 😸😻.
Just realized-
Is Kasha that cat that broke in while Boris was making Artyom’s ushanka?
She is, I think.
yes
yep, the markings dont lie :'3
@Ryan Cook except Komrad Boris' nationality
actually he might be Soviet so he would be from many Slav countries at once
yep
Boris: *Puts shot of vodka*
All comrades: *Sweating intensely knowing vodka kills cats*
*cough*alinity
Alinity must've been the one who recommended that
I think Boris was a little drunk when he was thinking about giving Artyom Vodka :V
@@toxicsukahxz1341 nonsense! Slavs cant get drunk, its their super slav power
@@engineertechno5108 ooooh right right right i forgot this part!
boris: what about real vodka?
comrades: *flashback to alinity*
THAT WAS LITERALLY ME
Oi blin
Oml I spat out my kvass when i saw vodka
Oi
I was thinking of that
At least Boris let them choose if they wanna drink, twitch thot forced it
Everyone: Pizza!
The smart superslav Boris: *c h e e s y b r e a d w i t h t o p p i n g*
True Slavness on full display.
Also, kind of reminds me of:
Everyone: ”Hamburger!”
Kim Jong-Il: *”Double-bread with meat (which I invented, btw).”*
Everybody: carrot
Boris: orange stick
Also Boris:Soviet Gold instead of potato
@KaiVideoSYT P I N K F O A M
Legend Gamer Nothing is different
Morkov'
C⃠H⃠E⃠E⃠S⃠Y⃠ B⃠R⃠E⃠A⃠D⃠ W⃠I⃠T⃠H⃠ T⃠O⃠P⃠P⃠I⃠N⃠G⃠
0:02 definetly putting that as my wallpaper
I would say 00:03, but good idea
@Mc Muffin not funny didnt laugh
0:26
Neighbor : hey can you take care of my cat
Boris :let the testing beggin
the good thing is it's not Vadim's cat.
If it was vadims he would have made this video :
(how to make a russian stuffed cat with urine gravy)
One of my cats didn't know the onion thing and I have to admit that neither did I. but even I did, I would have never guessed that it actually would eat raw onion voluntarily. I was making tortillas and I had bunch of different fillings waiting on the table, chopped raw onion among them. I dunno what came up but I had to turn my back for the table for couple of minutes and when I come back, my cat starts vomiting really bad on the kitchen floor and what do you know, out of all the possible things it chose to eat small bits of onion. Luckily it was fine because again, I didn't know onions were that dangerous for them so calling vet wouldn't have been my first instinct. But that ungodly amount of vomit sure taught me to keep everything even remotely edible out of their reach and I haven't slipped up even once after that.
You might want to take it to the vet...
@@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 ah the blin is slav, is fine!
My Russian blue, Vlad, likes eating cheese and parsley for some reason.
@@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 Slav cat strong he handle everything
They also can't handle garlic or grapes. It can cause anemia.
The neighbours cat knows the routine: Whenever there's free food, you eat everything, that is offered! :3
Like Vadim blyat
Is vadim's cat
@@hatmax1614 Vadim does not only eat what is offered it eats everything blyat.
Just like the Ukrainians during the Holodomor Famine in 1932
And, you didn't, need a, comma, there ;3 jk
I think you forgot the 43rd food item: Vadim
Darkened Shadow lol
What if that’s where the “raw beef” came from?
That beef was too lean
Is as bad as onion,no good
Vadim Blyat!
Me: Aw! Komrade Kat is so cute!
FBI Agent: Ah. Animals now?
KGB Agent: *Hearty laughter
Just Joking KGB Agent Spying on FBI Agent
KGB does not exist anymore...
@@edyslavico3761 That's what the capitalist want you to think, comrade ))))))
@Just Joking Thats a whole new meme format right there
I just gave you like number 420. You're welcome.
Artyom recognized pizza as Western import. Also, Artyom knew that Russia and Japan are still technically at war with each other. 😸
Very smart Komrade Kat
@Jer Very smart, indeed 😺💡.
Really? When did this happen?
@@moguldamongrel3054 After the Soviet-Japanese -war, the two nations never signed a peace treaty. Kind of like with North and South Korea.
There's also an issue about a bunch of islands north of Hokkaido, to this day is still undecided which country they belong
I love how the reactions are either
TASTY
or
Maybe game??
And then: Om nom nom nom om nom
Am diet
Boris be like:
Hello komrade ))), it's december 1941, today we eat toilet paper for dinner.
*T A S T Y G A M E*
666 likes
My 3 cats absolutely love doctors sausage. They even try to steal it from the fridge!
are u sure your cats aren't vadim?
@@nope2942 omg he needs to sell his cat back to the pound
My cat like vodka I am not jocking
@@SaagnikDas cap
@@SaagnikDas vodka is poisonous for cats
Artyom: barely sniffs raw meat and fish
Also artyom: MMM charger cables, melon and ice cubes!
Artyom and kasha: Milk? Nah
I want *S T I C K*
Haha blyn cat
"Except for onion - That is poison for cats"
*Attempted to feed Komrade Kat with onion before*
I think our replies telling him that it was posion is why he knows now.
I remember then there were so many comments against onion
and vodka
@CoDGplays I think it's just pasturized cow milk. I may be wrong though
@@sorinvladu7021 cats are lactose intolerant^^
Normal people when they see a stranger's cat: * pat pat * ok now get out of my house
Boris: ... I'll use you in a video
Why would you kick a kitty out of your house if it's friendly
Normal People when they see neighbors cat
pat pat now get out of my house
Boris:i can Milk you
@@alx54723 because it aint yours
@@friendofmara6298 yeah i guess maybe it's just that I like cats alot
@@alx54723 What if the owner of the cat doesn't want you to keep it for extended period? There are many owners like that.
Artyom:I'm not gonna eat most of these things
Kasha: I'll eat everything except for some
Bruh he literally called the neighbor's cat "oatmeal" lmao
Maybe it's their name
I thought it's groats
Cracked out when I translated it. It really is oatmeal blyat!
It not oatmeal Kasha just means porridge....there are a lot of kind oatmeal is ovsjankaja kasha,
@@3auka88 well porridge made out of wheat is just oatmeal blin
I love Artyom, and I'm glad you mentioned onion is so dangerous to cats, and only gave them a few "inedible" treats to play with, rather than poisonous to cats. Kasha seems to be more food-motivated than Artyom.
vodka is also poisonous for cats...
@@lucidxeno8699 I bet it wasn't real vodka. Take water, put in bottle, put in something cat hates to smell. Boom. Look like vodka, but is not vodka
I guess vadim feeds his cat less
Artyom is well known to share with his comrades
@@danoelmucho2503 a true communist. Artyom is a good comrade
Fun fact: cat can't really focus anything closer than 30cm in front of their face and that's why they have whiskers
ok
@@pablothecat1405 it's informational...and interesting.😎👌😂
So you are saying that they always when something is closer than 30cm say "Focus, Cyka!" ? xD
FOCUS CYKA
69 likes ;)
*"42 is The answer to life, the universe and everything"*
Boris : *_42 Snacc_*
it all makes sense
Wasn't it like.. 42 sounds like death or something? I don't remember..
Cc memes died before polio.
@@sebathadah1559 Memes never die
tudi boi what about gabe
"Who's boris?"
I cried laughing
Only boris would steal his neighbors cat for a video
vadim deserves it tho
"Cats and Vodka do not mix"
Alinity: *Hold my Vodka*
Yep
Omgg xd
More like
Allinity: hold my idiocy
hahahaha
“cats and vodka do not mix”
alinity: hold my copystrike to pewdiepie
Me: sees captions
My Brain: ArtNOM
NOMrade Cat
"I stopped chewing charging cables when I was... uh, last year"
Glad to see we've got something in common
Pepe Silvia same
Headphone wires................
I’ve stopped ok
Are we supposed to stop?
Pepe Silvia *there is another...*
Ronan Mahaffey no
Something tells me the neighbor's cat is gonna be a chonk
You're damn right bud
I mean their name is oatmeal
The subtitles for the cats are just pure gold
Probably the highlights of the video.
Is snacc?
18:56 Artyom is sleeping with open eyes. He protect motherland even he sleeps. Best cat I've ever seen.
Գ
pliz show me Artyom da kat squat
He's weird, but my cat eats as much string, yarn, and ever hair that he can find, we have to hide it from him.
Komrade Kat is best kat
Artyom is so handsome and I love his girlfriend.
I ship.
Artyom x Kasha
please seek medical help.
Oh God the Fangirls are coming
@@namehere5243 wEll they're cute cats, we mean it as a wholesome ship.
@@kidyomu89 do you actually think i dont get it :DD
(i just dont want to whoosh you but ok)
I was expecting for russian language
I got russian accent and learned croatian
F
Lmfao
Hajde da vidimo?
The other cat looks like he has part of stalins moustache, we shall give her the nickname Meowsef Stalin.
isp?
go to mew-lag
Its like genghis khar
But it is a her
I just spent almost 20 minutes of my days contently watching a Russian man feed his cat and a random cat random foods and objects with a smile on my face
oh my gods
he holds Artyom like he’s his child
Cause he is.
@@Praxid Boris fucked the cat?
@@velispahic211 what the hell
@@velispahic211 _adoption_
I mean... thats every guy that has owned a cat ever,we have this tendency of holding them as if they were such.
Artyom was so little. Look at him now. All the Cheburek got him big and strong
Strong?
I think you mean stronk comerade😉
18:00 two cats studying new elements for the advancement of kitty science colorized
Everyone:banana
Boris:"yellow curved fruit"
*Y E L L O W C U R V E D F R U I T*
15:39
Kasha : "Ah yes boris's skin, best snacc"
LMFAO
Rich in Vitamin D!
best snack indeed
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He eat Russian snacc
Slavic snacc
I love how the neighbor's cat apparently just comes over to chill and play with artyom on a regular basis
Me: **sees vodka on list**
Alinity: "there is another"
At least Boris didn't force the cats into drinking the vodka
@@ryanhopf8324 damn straight comrade
"are you challenging me?"
@Comstar: Space AT&T yes comrade
@@ryanhopf8324 i don't think consent was the problem cheif
3:25
Artyom was like”Should I slap this cyka or spare their life...”
Last time I was this early the german army had fuel
Niko lets go bowling
wtf is fuel
**[laughs in brutal, unforgiving Russian winter]**
@@panzerkampfwagenmark6tiger198 We dont know were germans we only know Diesel
Best one so far. Laughed actually out loud to this. Niko Bellic is just a class touch too
The cat subtitles had me crying with laughter, pure genius comedy
For all you westerners kasha means oatmeal/porridge
😂Boris named neighbors cat oatmeal
Mush her up, pour milk and water on her writhing flesh, add some butter, and boil for 3 minutes.
@@Cobbysalright what the fuck
Isnt it Porridge.. or is oatmeal and porridge the same?
@@Cobbysalright ok
I suspect this is Artyom’s sister 🤫