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  • On a very wet track, Jeremy sets out to prove why the BMW M135 is a better car than the VW Golf GTI. But should he be so sure? Clip taken from series 21 episode 5.
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  • @marcwiley
    @marcwiley 3 роки тому +5147

    "I could win this in reverse"
    BMW: Aight, bet.

    • @redstar1093
      @redstar1093 3 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @alexmnblyth
      @alexmnblyth 3 роки тому +7

      lmaoo

    • @majortok
      @majortok Рік тому +2

      Was reading your comment before I saw him spinning and actually thought he would seriously try that :D

  • @soodless4159
    @soodless4159 6 років тому +4315

    Its a hammer if:
    - Its a tool
    - James wouldn't use it
    - Not a spanner

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 роки тому +37

      So, Hammond?

    • @anonnona6940
      @anonnona6940 4 роки тому +13

      @@FarmYardGaming Nah he cant lift it.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 роки тому +14

      @@anonnona6940 Nah, I'm sure the orangutan could lift the Hamster!

    • @ville576
      @ville576 3 роки тому +6

      Its a hammer if: - Not a spanner.... correct spelling, right?

    • @soodless4159
      @soodless4159 3 роки тому +5

      Revolution no the grammar is wrong not the spelling

  • @jplabs456
    @jplabs456 4 роки тому +4071

    ‘I could win this in REVERSE.’
    Careful what you wish for, Jeremy.
    You’ll end up reversing...

    • @Boemel
      @Boemel 3 роки тому +11

      should use a DAF for that contest :p

    • @leroyjenkins6256
      @leroyjenkins6256 2 роки тому

      Into a tree, but at least you won’t see it when you die

    • @elcanbu5610
      @elcanbu5610 2 роки тому +3

      Instant karma LoL

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 4 роки тому +9337

    Love it when Clarkson spins out he doesn’t look scared just dissapointed

    • @pollumG
      @pollumG 4 роки тому +251

      @@dallasmellsop5488 well you say that...ive seen it happen to one in front of me on the M25. It was raining and we were going straight, an incline, @90mph. The road was quite busy...it span off across 3 lanes...how it missed every car is beyond me.

    • @pollumG
      @pollumG 4 роки тому +27

      @@dallasmellsop5488 me too...i was gone because it happened right in front of me

    • @JaseAnimates
      @JaseAnimates 4 роки тому +234

      Wait, what? It's obvious that he just aquaplaned and was shitting his britches. No one would stage a 100mph spin for a car review, unless you were suicidal. The whole him being biased afterwards isn't something you should be taking seriously.

    • @karatas1782
      @karatas1782 4 роки тому +33

      Notice his left hand just before spin.

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 4 роки тому +5

      Dallas Grantley when get my links to it and give me proof

  • @robotcraftgaming
    @robotcraftgaming 5 років тому +3888

    4:38 ah yes , someone finally answered my question

  • @ethanmay2502
    @ethanmay2502 8 років тому +7900

    "Saw it off with a hammer"

    • @earlcee7
      @earlcee7 8 років тому +293

      Exactly, when I heard it I checked the comments to see if anybody else had noticed too!

    • @wwethemes2341
      @wwethemes2341 7 років тому +68

      i noticed it evreybody did

    • @crazygamersgr-c3152
      @crazygamersgr-c3152 7 років тому +8

      +Earl Cee So iam not the only one

    • @VinarcoKie
      @VinarcoKie 7 років тому +3

      lol same here

    • @alkoyyy
      @alkoyyy 7 років тому +201

      it's the only tool he knows.

  • @rachekane
    @rachekane 3 роки тому +544

    "both come standard with many things"
    Still my preferred car reviewer

    • @dotonthehorizon9620
      @dotonthehorizon9620 5 місяців тому +3

      They know we dont care about all the fancy menu option. Its so thoughtful.

  • @pgr3290
    @pgr3290 3 роки тому +2176

    He actually reviewed the M135i in his newspaper column, gave it 5 stars, loved it, said "Hate this car? Then you hate driving." Nuff said.

    • @maybelive765
      @maybelive765 2 роки тому +5

      I know right... you could tell after 2011 that they were selling out themselves.

    • @michaelsvk1355
      @michaelsvk1355 2 роки тому +44

      Its like this about many cars some you really dont like and 3 years later you realize they are fantastic 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @pgr3290
      @pgr3290 2 роки тому +221

      @@michaelsvk1355 The Golf is a good car because it's such a good blend of practicality and performance but the BMW is even better because it sacrificed a little bit of practicality for a lot more driving enjoyment. Big engine, loads more power, rear wheel drive, good manual and great auto available. Top spec ones are baby luxury cars. They are fantastic for people that can't justify a full on two seater sports car but also don't really need the rear seats or boot space too often.

    • @niallcorcoran4437
      @niallcorcoran4437 2 роки тому +15

      @@pgr3290 we didn’t get the m135 in the US…. but! mk7r versus m135i i’m sure the mk7r is light years ahead in every which way. not even to start on the tuning capabilities of the ea888 motor.

    • @pgr3290
      @pgr3290 2 роки тому +74

      ​@@niallcorcoran4437 Well then you'd be wrong. The Mk 7 Golf R is boring in truth, front biased all wheel drive, 2 litre 4 cylinder engine that sounds mediocre. It's fast, but in a way that elicits little excitement. The BMW on the other hand is more unique for hot hatchbacks. Firstly it has a rev happy three litre straight six driving the rear wheels as standard, and an Xdrive option with rear biased four wheel drive. In other words, it'll slide about unlike the Golf with a purity of balance the Golf does not possess. Both manual and a superb (ZF8) auto slush box auto are available. It has more power stock than a mk7 Golf R (322bhp for the facelift versus 306 for the facelift R), more torque (332lb/ft plays 280) and still very tuneable. 400 horsepower was easy. In 2016 the N55 engine was replaced by the same configuration B58, which had even more power (335bhp with 369lb/ft) and was even more tunable and stronger, having a closed deck. This was dubbed the M140i. A remap equivalent of about $750 with no hardware changes on an M140i is approx 415 horsepower. With minor bolt ons costing perhaps $2000 it is 450 horsepower.

  • @curtislui2675
    @curtislui2675 5 років тому +4144

    After this point we have established that none of the 3 presenters can drive in a straight line

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 роки тому +337

      Richard crashes, Jeremy spins and May can't even get to the starting line
      F

    • @nous1056
      @nous1056 3 роки тому +79

      Only americans know how to drive in straight line

    • @Morsurator
      @Morsurator 3 роки тому +176

      @@nous1056 Americans can only drive in a straight line. And even then things go wrong alot of the times...

    • @reedhayden1456
      @reedhayden1456 3 роки тому +4

      Morsurator ya don’t come here people suck at driving

    • @Morsurator
      @Morsurator 3 роки тому +9

      @Simon Roscoe oh right, my bad. :')

  • @Jackhintze06
    @Jackhintze06 5 років тому +966

    "Is by sawing their legs off,
    with a hammer"
    *holds up saw*

  • @brandodurham
    @brandodurham 4 роки тому +1327

    Ugh the world needs og top gear now more than ever

    • @JD-fg2dz
      @JD-fg2dz 3 роки тому +21

      Or you always have the repeats on Dave....

    • @ubergrendle
      @ubergrendle 3 роки тому +8

      try Throttle House UA-cam channel. a bit more serious but feels like vintage Top Gear (seasons 2-10).

    • @sirlock1945
      @sirlock1945 3 роки тому

      @TheSoulEater121 it's not cancelled as far as I know.

    • @t6hp
      @t6hp 3 роки тому

      @@ubergrendle Agreed.

    • @Yohannesb9
      @Yohannesb9 2 роки тому

      BBC needs an epidecteny up it arse

  • @neno2754
    @neno2754 3 роки тому +866

    Jeremy:
    *proceeds to drift*
    Also jeremy:
    *spins out while driving in the straight line*

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 2 роки тому +17

      Drag racing is harder than it looks.

    • @arthurherman1046
      @arthurherman1046 2 роки тому +34

      Driving in a straight line in a bmw is harder than it looks

    • @WillArtie
      @WillArtie 2 роки тому +2

      @@arthurherman1046 why exactly did he lose it? It's wet, I know. He's going very fast. Yes. But was it his input or something inherent in the car?

    • @arthurherman1046
      @arthurherman1046 2 роки тому +35

      @@WillArtie that was just bmw doing its rear wheel drive magic in wet road conditions

    • @E9X330
      @E9X330 2 роки тому

      @@arthurherman1046 no it wasn't lol

  • @gamingpredator4226
    @gamingpredator4226 5 років тому +2037

    i love Jeremy's face when he span off, like most people would be shitting themselves losing controls in the rain at 120 mph, and going from concrete to grass to concrete to grass... but clarkson just kind of accepts it and sits there very calm, its funny

    • @timtresch4848
      @timtresch4848 2 роки тому +86

      It's also smarter to let off the steering wheel/brakes etc at that point the cars going to stop but if you keep fiddling with it you can make the spinout worse or even cause it too flip

    • @fifthbusiness1678
      @fifthbusiness1678 2 роки тому +55

      Well, there was nothing to hit.

    • @hannahmay5461
      @hannahmay5461 2 роки тому +47

      Nah your completely wrong, that's how men look when their waiting to die

    • @singh2702
      @singh2702 2 роки тому +8

      Nothing to hit and nothing to possibly overturn the car.

    • @buxadonoff
      @buxadonoff 2 роки тому +14

      @@fifthbusiness1678 he could've flipped the car and that would be quite dangerous

  • @RichardsWorld
    @RichardsWorld 8 років тому +3247

    Racing cars in the rain. A UK tradition that hasn't caught on in the U.S.

    • @sohewouldalwayshaveafriend5480
      @sohewouldalwayshaveafriend5480 8 років тому +42

      +Richard's World With Traction Control Off ... XD

    • @DillaryTrumpton
      @DillaryTrumpton 8 років тому +167

      +Richard's World No thanks. Too many people here who can't even drive in dry conditions, let alone in the rain.

    • @juppongatana773
      @juppongatana773 8 років тому +11

      +Richard's World In Seattle.

    • @looney2nes
      @looney2nes 7 років тому +44

      I've seen dummies in the US drag race in the rain. One car hydroplaned and hopped a curb and crashed into a bush.

    • @ryanwingate2204
      @ryanwingate2204 7 років тому +6

      Like Clarkson did in this video? ; )

  • @pedropereira6888
    @pedropereira6888 2 роки тому +245

    Honestly one of the best reviews on top gear. Showed perfectly how the bmw is a lot of fun to drive and is very fast but how the VW wins on practicality and as an everyday car while still having pretty solid preformance
    2 great cars

  • @JobiWan144
    @JobiWan144 Рік тому +85

    This head-to-head track test reveals exactly why Clarkson (along with his crew behind the camera) are so good at making a car review entertaining. He could just tell us that the Beamer has less space in the boot and barely any leg room in the back seat, but he doesn't. Instead, he spends more than a minute (4:38 - 5:54) messing about with a nuclear warhead and sawing a leg off of a mannequin. Sometimes he staggers even himself with his genius.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 19 днів тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @badgerbadger9200
    @badgerbadger9200 6 років тому +1244

    "The interior is like James May's sock drawer"
    Best statement

    • @alexandergrube6437
      @alexandergrube6437 4 роки тому +12

      no, "saw it off with a hammer" is

    • @FS-uy1no
      @FS-uy1no 4 роки тому +5

      is it smelly and sticky?

    • @AruSharma04
      @AruSharma04 3 роки тому +6

      "Be more expensive to insure a pencil sharpener"

    • @bobbyturner6008
      @bobbyturner6008 3 роки тому +4

      "Prussian aristocrat"? As a Bavarian, I feel offended!

    • @nettraveller81
      @nettraveller81 3 роки тому +2

      @@bobbyturner6008 in Polish translation it was "Bavarian aristocrat"

  • @Laurynas_S
    @Laurynas_S 9 років тому +536

    Every tool for Jeremy is a hammer.

    • @roguedogx
      @roguedogx 9 років тому +6

      well he uses them all in approximately the same manor as a hammer.

    • @BookProX
      @BookProX 9 років тому +3

      Noticed... but somehow he nails it, regardless of what tool he's using :)

    • @dccextra8191
      @dccextra8191 9 років тому +2

      He probably hasa hammer collection at home.

    • @PetreMihai94
      @PetreMihai94 7 років тому +1

      Laurynas S. Top Hammer, coming soon

    • @danbuettner6956
      @danbuettner6956 7 років тому

      Laurynas S. No, Jeremy loves any hammer.

  • @schorschkrachbummduke
    @schorschkrachbummduke 3 роки тому +471

    BMW is from Bavaria, calling it a Prussian is like calling a Scott a Saxon.

    • @zensmylie5393
      @zensmylie5393 3 роки тому +14

      A Scott?, Scott is a name you mean a Scot. Don’t correct others if you canny get things right yourself.

    • @schorschkrachbummduke
      @schorschkrachbummduke 3 роки тому +82

      Obviously my phone added the extra t, cause I usw german auto-correction, you ficken Kant

    • @Axyo0
      @Axyo0 3 роки тому +68

      @@zensmylie5393 He says after placing a comma behind a question mark...

    • @zensmylie5393
      @zensmylie5393 3 роки тому +3

      Alright fair enough tbf though how was I to know you were using German autocorrect.

    • @zensmylie5393
      @zensmylie5393 3 роки тому +3

      @Axyo The comma was accidental but good observation.

  • @grantjohnstone9787
    @grantjohnstone9787 Рік тому +8

    My old Cupra had the same differential and it was absolutely amazing how quickly you could get it round a roundabout.

  • @bingusbongus3404
    @bingusbongus3404 7 років тому +571

    Lmao, Jeremy going full initial D. "I can take the lead any time I want, I have the power."

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 5 років тому +17

      I think he's been saying power longer than initial D has....

    • @lekroc
      @lekroc 4 роки тому +1

      like*

    • @mcfriendzzone5651
      @mcfriendzzone5651 4 роки тому +6

      [ EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES ]

  • @tumiriba4185
    @tumiriba4185 5 років тому +583

    English is my second language but, "Sawing their legs off with a hammer" cannot be right.

    • @grand-dadmiral
      @grand-dadmiral 4 роки тому +54

      That's because it isn't right. It's a joke.

    • @rajatk5954
      @rajatk5954 3 роки тому +43

      @@grand-dadmiral funny how u didn't get his joke.

    • @cliffordmorgan1670
      @cliffordmorgan1670 3 роки тому +2

      Jeremy is a man of word : He said he could do the drag race in reverse, then he did it while spinning

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 3 роки тому +31

      Since nobody really answered it - Jeremy is a big fan of hammers, with the implication that a hammer can solve anything. It's a running joke on Top Gear. He's holding up a saw and pretending it's a hammer as a sight gag, or basically a visual joke.

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 3 роки тому +1

      Nono it is sometimes we call saws hammers and sometimes we say we want to ‘hammer’ something when we want to cut it in half

  • @iybjs5308
    @iybjs5308 3 роки тому +88

    “Jeremy...
    S🅱️INNALA”

    • @jacobbahr9316
      @jacobbahr9316 2 роки тому +2

      Well, Se🅱️astian used to be a 🅱️MW driver

  • @derkaiser7968
    @derkaiser7968 3 роки тому +59

    I like how Clarkson just ''oooh the BMW is so good, so fast, best care ever'', then aften he lost control of the car, ''naa I´m changing to Volkswagen golf''. XD

    • @tshepokofi3957
      @tshepokofi3957 2 місяці тому +2

      and immediately decided it was better

    • @derkaiser7968
      @derkaiser7968 2 місяці тому +1

      @@tshepokofi3957 Totally, he swished opinion in mere seconds.

  • @BigBadOsiris
    @BigBadOsiris 9 років тому +1985

    I love how when Jeremy loses control and slips off the road he is so calm 😂😂like.. Just watch his face.. He's just like "oh great. Hey look at the grass. LA LA LA just crashing again.. Oh there goes the bumper.. That's fine.. I have insurance"

    • @dericanslum1696
      @dericanslum1696 9 років тому +424

      ...that was more of a hope this thing doesn't flip and kill me focused on not dying face...

    • @BirdiesGoCherp
      @BirdiesGoCherp 9 років тому +10

      Wolfy Bumper didn't go anywhere.

    • @doesitreallymatterwhatname3551
      @doesitreallymatterwhatname3551 9 років тому +35

      Wolfy Its top gear, its all staged. Probably wasnt even a crash just a spin at 20mph

    • @BirdiesGoCherp
      @BirdiesGoCherp 9 років тому +115

      DoesItReallyMatterWhatName? Hmmm.. staged? No. Planned/expected? Maybe.
      Have you seen the stig when he crashed the koineggsegg?

    • @doesitreallymatterwhatname3551
      @doesitreallymatterwhatname3551 9 років тому +37

      Khaled Hossam 90% of what topgear does is staged. This particular situation goes against my understanding of physics, if someone starts spinning on 120mph, the result is likely to be much worse.

  • @berzerker790
    @berzerker790 8 років тому +1765

    did he say "saw their legs off with a hammer" 0_o

    • @berzerker790
      @berzerker790 8 років тому +1

      Nice :P

    • @xjmdm
      @xjmdm 8 років тому

      Nice :P

    • @rorschach775
      @rorschach775 8 років тому +15

      +Kameron Lovell I think this is why Clarkson failed so miserably fixing up that guys backyard.

    • @berzerker790
      @berzerker790 8 років тому

      I'd say!

    • @michaeldesanta4332
      @michaeldesanta4332 8 років тому

      +Kameron Lovell he said "saw their legs off with a hammer" Kappa

  • @tylerk-h5597
    @tylerk-h5597 Рік тому +14

    As a 35i driver I can say it’s single handedly the best car I’ve ever drove it’s an unbelievable amount of fun it’s impractical yes but the gti would not give the sense of enjoyment this absolute beast gives me I wouldn’t change it for the world

    • @Danbutch24
      @Danbutch24 4 місяці тому +1

      I finally got I one in the summer and I agree. I love it!

    • @EvaCampbell
      @EvaCampbell 2 місяці тому +2

      Exactly theyre just smile machines, I have the 3 door and although the rear seats are utterly pointless the car is so charming that it doesn't even matter

  • @jasonvoorhees811
    @jasonvoorhees811 4 роки тому +225

    All the comments are 3 years ago. UA-cam algorithm is time travel.

  • @erinrose1995
    @erinrose1995 7 років тому +969

    I drive an m135i. In wet if you turn off traction control your going to die real quick. The acceleration is brutally quick and wheels spin in 4th gear.

    • @tupatontt
      @tupatontt 6 років тому +51

      Move out The way With shitty tires everything is possible. For example I had old winter tires in summer on type r Civic and it spun the wheels in 3rd gear without clutch kicking, like I couldn't accelerate at all :D

    • @nawedfaizi2042
      @nawedfaizi2042 6 років тому +8

      What a jok bmw is quick 🤣

    • @neorider9183
      @neorider9183 5 років тому +1

      And why this should be a problem? Is't colled fun

    • @MAILMAN9936
      @MAILMAN9936 5 років тому +1

      Try 5th gear in a Callaway sledgehammer

    • @Manakuski
      @Manakuski 5 років тому +22

      And that's why you buy the xDrive version. Drove the M140i xDrive on an icetrack here in Finland and i've never had as much fun in a car. Ever. And i probably never will.

  • @Phillyswirl123
    @Phillyswirl123 7 років тому +2378

    I think they shoulda compared the 135 against the Golf R, not the GTI. Just my opinion though

    • @joshparry3057
      @joshparry3057 7 років тому +321

      yeah you're right, don't know why they tested the gti when the R has similar power and price to the BMW

    • @zyoungson
      @zyoungson 7 років тому +93

      Price .

    • @coldfeet1337
      @coldfeet1337 7 років тому +129

      i agree with you power wise but at least in europe the 135i and the GTI are similar in price.

    • @evilashflash
      @evilashflash 7 років тому +27

      yes your right, xdrive vs Golf R

    • @roadreg1820
      @roadreg1820 7 років тому +71

      I agree. The X-Drive M135i and Golf R in these awful conditions would have made for a brilliant comparison. I'm a big fan of the M135i. I've been a passenger and driven one in Germany. The engine is simply majestic. The best way I can describe it that it's like a high-performance Diesel and a naturally aspirated, six cylinder petrol engine all in one. Anyone who owns one, will understand what I'm saying. Put a BMW LSD there and you've got a baby M car. Great car.

  • @gewoon020amsterdam9
    @gewoon020amsterdam9 Рік тому +3

    I did the same with my m135i
    210 km on the highway with 5 lanes thankgod…
    Turning 360 degrees spinning as soon i went 210 … sold the car immediately….

  • @ciaranmcnally4299
    @ciaranmcnally4299 3 роки тому +102

    Jeremy: “First car in 30 years to have real wheel drive
    Clio V6: Am I a joke to you?

    • @lbnewell23
      @lbnewell23 3 роки тому +6

      Also is the 2006 bmw 130i M sport not RWD too

    • @ToreDL87
      @ToreDL87 3 роки тому +6

      The Clio V6 is very very good (driven one) but the one thing it's bad at is storing stuff in the rear, which is what hatchbacks are supposed to be good at, also it doesn't have rear seats... Because they put the engine there.
      130i M sport is also very very good simply because it is a FR RWD (Front mounted engine, Rear Wheel Drive), but it's more of a 5-door compact-wagon'ish in size, looks and function.
      Yes there is the BMW M140i PE and it is a hot hatch but 1) Only a handful of the M140i PE's were ever made, very few people (60, to my recollect) ever get to own one (and thats assuming none of them have been crashed/scrapped so far), and 2) Too pricey.
      The (affordable) RWD hot hatchback Jeremy is referring to is the 1988-1994 Nissan 200SX (I've driven a tuned example and yes it was bonkers) and even with inflation considered it was way cheaper than any of the aforementioned modern equivalent alternatives, it's way lighter, way less power (when stock, not so much when you remove a bling and adjust a blong) so it's cheaper to insure.
      And it's a cult car with a massive following which the NPC-like (again, fast AF, but thats all they got) BMW and Golf wont have, and while yes, the Clio V6 is legendary, look at the prices, it's what we call unattainable (25k for an almost decently good one) so these cars (minus the Clio) will be... forgotten.
      Excluding the Clio V6, bring one of these new BMW's or Golf's to a car meet and everyone goes -.-
      Bring a Golf R32, or Nissan 200SX or Golf MK.I Rabbit or MK.2 Synchro (w/16v swap) or BMW 1602/1802/2002 or Clio V6 (yes I said we'd exclude it but you'd defend it to the death anyway so I might as well give an inch now than a mile later) to a car meet and everyone does that whole gushing rainbow meme thing.

    • @lbnewell23
      @lbnewell23 3 роки тому +2

      ToreDL87 I don’t know how you can call the bmw not a hatch. The rear door is a hatch so it has a hatch on the back. Therefore it’s a hatch back. Also you can pick them up for around £5k which is very affordable indeed

    • @Janshevik
      @Janshevik 3 роки тому +2

      He said hatchback and Clio V6 is closer to classic sports car as it is mid engine with only 2 seats, while BMW 1 is an ordinary car that you can use for everyday life. And only like 3000 of Clio V6 were made, which makes them less affordable even than Alpine lol

    • @ToreDL87
      @ToreDL87 3 роки тому

      @@lbnewell23 Not a hatch because the sheer size of that car dictates otherwise, just look at that thing, I revise my statement from calling it a wagon to calling it a SUV, too heavy, too long and too wide, and dare I say, too powerful, completely useless around the bends & corners on narrow roads, it has a hatch in the back but it's not a hot hatchback, they're meant to be zippy and toss-able and revving in the corners, not boating around the bends PRAYING to the gods there wont be oncoming traffic!
      The 140i PE fits the bill size-wise, but too few were ever made and commands prices more than 5k, and there's the weight to take into consideration, and way too much engine.
      The Clio is really good,(if not a bit too little contact with the front wheels, especially at higher speeds, not that I ever broke the speed limit with it ehrm ehrm ehrm ehrm) but too few were ever made, and that rear mounted engine makes it useless for exactly what it's meant to do, they should have gone F/R with it, and the price.. In terms of how quick it picked up value as a cult car, after it went out of production, it beats even the JZA80 Supra, again, great car, IMO it should be a government mandate that EVERYONE have one at least once in their life, I can't praise it enough, BUT, it doesnt fullfill it's supposed role, it looks like a hot hatchback but you cant toss stuff in the rear boot (because it doesnt have one) and go for a spirited drive.
      Again, Golf R32, Nissan 200SX, Golf MK.1/2 are absolute UNITS.
      Heck, I own one and don't like bragging about my sh*t, so wasn't going to say it, but what about the 3dr "AE86" Toyota Corolla GT 1983-1987? over 350000 were made and enough are left that the average person can get one, it's got the 200SX beat by how many knows about it, it's RWD, has Limited Slip 1.6 Twin Cam so not enough to get killed but enough to have fun.. and the intake SOUND!!
      And in terms of aftermarket parts support/community/helpfulness etc over all, the BMW community is put entirely to SHAME (and I own a BMW and I know how to google parts, go to forums, find dedicated facebook groups etc), heck it wasnt until recently someone (RacingDiffs) came up with a Limited Slip for the regular 188mm E46 diffs, and I can't praise them enough, but why did BMW not offer Limited Slip diff for the regular E46??? WHY??? Arguably the most easily attainable late 90's/early 2000's RWD chassis today and they botched it up!
      Meanwhile, the "crappy" Corolla & 200SX has always had like pff 10 different brands that offers fully adjustable Limited Slip diffs to choose from, and thats assuming you manage to blow up the diff it has (which is easily rebuildable), and that's before we get into engines, transmissions (there are 3 different companies that offers dogbox racing transmissions, 4 different companies that offers custom transmission gear sets) and final gears, not to mention the rear axle swap kits that are available.
      Most hot hatchbacks ever made were absolute legends and units in their time, heck, new types of motorsports and new types of classes in motorsports were created with them, everyone could get one when they were made, they are collectable as heck, and still completely attainable for the average person, without getting into debt, given motivation and application of simple economics by laying off useless subscriptions, stop adding to your flat cap collection+changing flatphone every second and stuff like that.

  • @ImranIsak
    @ImranIsak 7 років тому +3442

    Damn, I miss this fool :/

    • @tesstickle7267
      @tesstickle7267 7 років тому +60

      be back soon with the grand tour 👍

    • @bryonychristmas3875
      @bryonychristmas3875 7 років тому +5

      Car crash

    • @bvedant
      @bvedant 6 років тому +5

      Bryony Christmas when did he get into a car crash?

    • @boyisepic9875
      @boyisepic9875 6 років тому

      Imran Isak ppppp

    • @ozomini3400
      @ozomini3400 6 років тому +10

      Bryony Christmas um, no, he was fired

  • @thorvic.frondebois
    @thorvic.frondebois 5 років тому +82

    Jeremy is a man of word : He said he could do the drag race in reverse, then he did it while spinning

  • @dz7se
    @dz7se 4 роки тому +238

    "Prussian aristocrat"? As a Bavarian, I feel offended!

    • @deniz6187
      @deniz6187 4 роки тому +14

      it's jeremy's general behavior. he is always offensive.

    • @negreanandrei9206
      @negreanandrei9206 4 роки тому +4

      If you feel offended it mean that you are an idiot!

    • @bahnspotterEU
      @bahnspotterEU 4 роки тому +56

      Negrean Andrei No, you just don‘t have a clue about German history and geography. Saying something is Prussian when it‘s Bavarian is like saying Whiskey is from England.

    • @rosenkohlxl6791
      @rosenkohlxl6791 3 роки тому +6

      Genau so fühle ich mich aktuell auch xD
      Saupreißn...

    • @rosenkohlxl6791
      @rosenkohlxl6791 3 роки тому +2

      Standout Punch
      Es ist mir neu, dass in meinem geliebten Bayern Englisch gesprochen wird 😂😂😂

  • @israelisntreal786
    @israelisntreal786 2 роки тому +7

    “Sawing a leg off with a hammer” is genuinely the smartest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @ElbertCuenca
    @ElbertCuenca 8 років тому +950

    0:56 shows a clear image of dash with the amber DSC (traction control) OFF light.
    3:14 shows the exact same video (identical time of day, trip meter and odometer) but with the DSC OFF light blacked out. There is, however, a mouse pointer in the image just between the "i" and the "e" in the "Efficient Dynamics" portion.
    3:17 shows that the DSC was indeed switched off while he was driving at high speed.
    DSC switched off while doing a high speed run on an extremely wet track. There's a word for that.
    Nice try, Jezza and Top Gear.

    • @Twiggy163
      @Twiggy163 8 років тому +344

      Its called aquaplaning. As soon as that happens, traction control doesnt mean anything. So yea..

    • @signkutter9218
      @signkutter9218 8 років тому +68

      i dont think you are all that familiar with the VW interior. As far as quality materials and workmanship goes the VW is very well made. I was crossshopping the 228i with the Golf....i went with the Golf as performance was very closely matched but the Golfs practicality was impossible;e to ignore..... less money more options

    • @kingprone7846
      @kingprone7846 8 років тому +96

      Top Gear is scripted anyways, the winner was clear before the test. It's meant to entertain, not to be a truthful representation.

    • @asm1
      @asm1 7 років тому +1

      I think Jezza said that word a few times as he was spinning round and going backwards :p

    • @mastershift18
      @mastershift18 7 років тому +25

      sport mode + = dsc off no(?)

  • @Nemo7The7Pirate7
    @Nemo7The7Pirate7 4 роки тому +75

    Wow, he is so strong in his years. I remember when we had to lift warheads like this. They as heavy as they look.

    • @gravemind6536
      @gravemind6536 2 роки тому +6

      It wasn't an actual warhead probably just an empty box. They aint gonna out warheads to people lol.

  • @__R41N__F1R3__
    @__R41N__F1R3__ 3 роки тому +2

    The production of these episodes is so top notch...👍💯

  • @invincible.456
    @invincible.456 3 роки тому +27

    2:30 - 2:38
    Imagine Clarkson as a blacklist in NFS Most Wanted

  • @laggyrage9017
    @laggyrage9017 7 років тому +185

    Jeremy clarkson:
    RWD- Check
    TCS- Off
    DSC- Off
    Rain- Check
    Okay lets have a drag race!!!
    POWER!
    I guess someones feeling a bit depressed.

    • @dallasmellsop5488
      @dallasmellsop5488 4 роки тому +2

      It was so fake lol

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 4 роки тому +3

      Dallas Grantley proof?

    • @nickholbrook3454
      @nickholbrook3454 4 роки тому +2

      I dont think it was necessarily faked, but it wasnt realistic either.
      Uncambered runway with mases of standing water and lots more rain falling.
      BMW forums have also suggested the car was probably on runflats,and they're crap.

    • @colinharrison5521
      @colinharrison5521 3 роки тому

      @@dallasmellsop5488 in what was was it fake, he was going totally straight and then the car just took a hard left... it’s an auto so you can’t clutch kick it and it has an electric handbrake so you can’t just yank it, he didn’t turn the wheel in any direction and you can hear he didn’t add any extra throttle as he was already flat out. You can see how wet it was an I’m sure that runway has a ton of bumps from constant use.. like there’s almost no way they faked that...

  • @bananen115
    @bananen115 8 років тому +183

    5:30 "sawing their legs off with a hammer"??

    • @lu3ky998
      @lu3ky998 4 роки тому

      Whats wrong with that?

    • @lu3ky998
      @lu3ky998 4 роки тому

      Hammers fix everything!

    • @BunnyAcee
      @BunnyAcee 4 роки тому +1

      lu3ky Chye hammers don’t “Saw”

  • @mysterioussalesman7839
    @mysterioussalesman7839 9 місяців тому +3

    "sawing their legs off with a hammer"

  • @vsaucenou323
    @vsaucenou323 4 роки тому +49

    Now...I’m American
    But did at 5:30 did he say sawing their legs off with a *HAMMER?*

    • @GangsterDolphins
      @GangsterDolphins 3 роки тому +9

      In the UK we call a, I think in the US it’s known as a “saw”, here it’s called a hammer! :)

    • @davidk2628
      @davidk2628 3 роки тому +4

      @@GangsterDolphins then what's a wooden dowel with weighted metal head that's used for driving in nails called? Sounds like Clarkson had a brain fart

    • @ashleybuck6508
      @ashleybuck6508 3 роки тому +10

      Here in the UK if you are known for being useless at DIY as Clarkson is, you deliberately refer to your tools by the wrong names , hope this clears up the confusion.

    • @davidk2628
      @davidk2628 3 роки тому +1

      @@ashleybuck6508 yessir

  • @soklot
    @soklot 9 років тому +59

    5:27 sawing their legs off with a hammer. A hammer you say? hmm ...

    • @HerraTohtori
      @HerraTohtori 9 років тому +123

      It's a running gag in Top Gear that the only tool Clarkson ever uses is a hammer.
      Therefore, if he's using a tool, it's a hammer. No arguments.

    • @roguedogx
      @roguedogx 9 років тому +5

      HerraTohtori and really calling them tools is kind of generous because in his hands any "hammer" if more of a WMD.

    • @ACEMEDIA
      @ACEMEDIA 9 років тому

      I just noticed, lmfao. Clarkson you witty little shit.

  • @kinnexion
    @kinnexion 5 років тому +86

    I love how calm Jezza was when he spun out at 120mph. He just let it happen. That’s the best thing to do in that situation

  • @sib1272
    @sib1272 3 роки тому +64

    I went from this very GTI with the performance pack to the LCI M135i. 2 different beasts. The golf always felt safe and planted, very difficult to unsettle it when gunning, and it felt plenty fast enough. The m135i however is significantly faster, a totally different beast. It has so much power going through the rear wheels you can get a little squigly in a straight line. It's far more exciting and an astronomical degree more involved to drive; not for the faint hearted. If you want a drivers car with more power than you'll ever need for a public road - m135i (old 6 pot, not so much modern 4 pot). If you want a safe A to Ber with reasonable fuel economy that's also quick - golf all day.

    • @Jim_AC
      @Jim_AC 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly. 135i for the fun factor. Just be responsible and respectful on public roads. I'd pick the BWM for sure.

    • @sib1272
      @sib1272 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jim_AC Absolutely, spirited driving when it's safe to do so only!

    • @Chair991
      @Chair991 2 роки тому +2

      @@sib1272 Rather have an RS3, faster than a m135i and also a lot safer. I'd rather have fun from performance rather than have a car that's "fun" because it's unstable. There are plenty of RWD cars anyway with better performance and won't try to kill you the moment you push it a little.

    • @Anoalekontrieger
      @Anoalekontrieger 2 роки тому +2

      The 135 is the better car to me. Amazing fun, and it keeps you on high alert all the time. I drive a 335i right now and its the same thing. What an amazing toys

    • @paulwilkinson3963
      @paulwilkinson3963 2 роки тому +4

      @@Chair991 but its in a completely different price bracket.

  • @sil3nceswipe213
    @sil3nceswipe213 3 роки тому +40

    is anyone gonna compliment that clarkson is actually a realy good driver xD

    • @brendanfr
      @brendanfr 3 роки тому +16

      that's literally his job

  • @Neil2022
    @Neil2022 7 років тому +991

    I have an m135i and have never spun out at 120mph. It's a 5 door though. Yep thats the issue, 3 door.

    • @xoxogus
      @xoxogus 6 років тому +24

      The Ironman i go even faster and im still alive (240). Also have 5 door. Drives great.

    • @DolleHengst
      @DolleHengst 6 років тому +61

      This idiot Clarkson put it in Sport Plus, and shifted manually! I did 245km/h in a 120i M-Technik with the ZF 8-speed. No problem. Every corner on the Autobahn could be done flatout, traffic taken out of the equation

    • @sippe3985
      @sippe3985 6 років тому +242

      what has manual shifting to do with losing traction in a straight line?

    • @beast52Clay
      @beast52Clay 6 років тому +176

      The Ironman he just hydroplaned on the rain most likely

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 6 років тому +70

      3 or 5 makes No difference wheelbase is the Same and normal roads dont have Aquaplaning Like an airfiled

  • @Worldsupercars
    @Worldsupercars 9 років тому +179

    They chose not to compare it to the A45 AMG because they knew it would have completely defeated them! These cars are hot hatches. The A45 is a hot missile.

    • @rgg9337
      @rgg9337 9 років тому +192

      If you watched the actual episode, clarkson said that theA45 AMG was too expensive to be compared. Even if it was better in every aspect

    • @HikariSakai
      @HikariSakai 9 років тому +25

      the A45 is what you call a Super Hot Hatch

    • @Worldsupercars
      @Worldsupercars 9 років тому +2

      Summer Doge Well that's a stupid reason, it's an amazing car and it's not a good reason not to review it... It could have been the conclusion. Especially when we know they had the car.

    • @FOUSTE95
      @FOUSTE95 9 років тому +50

      ***** yes but you can't compare the cars in totally different price range, it would have been pretty silly to do that, they said AMG was better than the two in every aspect but they wouldn't give such money for a hatchback ...when they said that this video begins...

    • @Worldsupercars
      @Worldsupercars 9 років тому +2

      FOUSTE95 Yes, but watchers of Top Gear will never see what it's really like then... They'll have to watch my videos instead :P

  • @milanberesnevicius9875
    @milanberesnevicius9875 3 роки тому +12

    3:17 he loved that that looks so fun

  • @camarocharger8180
    @camarocharger8180 4 роки тому +3

    Coming back to this video now, Golfs are like the benchmark for performance hatch for many people but that Beamer could be one amazing "Sleeper" and with RWD it's just awesome. No one would know, it looked so unassuming. Just my opinion.

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 9 років тому +45

    ***** Top Gear is for people who can intelligently decide between comedy and realism. Motor Trend is for those who can't discern such differences.
    Which, obviously, you can't.

    • @ningen1980
      @ningen1980 9 років тому +4

      ***** That's the only response your limited inbred brain could come up with?
      Enjoy your block.

    • @ningen1980
      @ningen1980 9 років тому +4

      ***** Didn't delete your comment.
      Actually, I was trying to reply to it when YT said "ERROR, Try again later, baddie".

  • @masterguy98
    @masterguy98 9 років тому +99

    That was the most comfortable crash ever. Jeremy looks like he's looking around for parking rather than skidding over wet tarmac and grass.

    • @bonyeezy7980
      @bonyeezy7980 9 років тому +6

      It did look fun, didn't it?

  • @Spooly_
    @Spooly_ 3 роки тому +100

    Turns traction control off in the wet (sport+), spins out, blames the car 🤔

    • @PatalJunior
      @PatalJunior 3 роки тому +16

      He didn't blame the car, he was just trying to win in reverse. 3:05

    • @Romanodernichtso
      @Romanodernichtso 3 роки тому +4

      I think the BMW would win easy with DSC on

    • @harvinmahal
      @harvinmahal 3 роки тому +5

      @Sad Trophy Wife i LOVE lexus but they can never match the performance of a bmw. They’re always a bit numb but never gonna break or break traction to be fair

    • @polarweis
      @polarweis 3 роки тому +2

      @Sad Trophy Wife lol lexus is as sporty as a casio watch is classy. only lfa..

    • @guruspubichair
      @guruspubichair 3 роки тому

      "Is by sawing their legs off,
      with a hammer"
      *holds up saw

  • @nutmidge8908
    @nutmidge8908 Рік тому +15

    Can’t believe the golf gti being 7 years old has aged so well

    • @matlogaofentshe8585
      @matlogaofentshe8585 Рік тому +3

      9 years old. It was introduced in 2013,well in South Africa

    • @Underp4ntz_Gaming_Channel
      @Underp4ntz_Gaming_Channel Рік тому +1

      Still look like a modern car just on the market car. some cars will keep their looks. especially now with those stupid looking patternlike strange fronts or "details" lot of car manufactors are being lazy or got the same designer... look at the Polo... its just a scaled down golf looks stupid. while they look cool, its hard to see whats a polo or golf nowadays

    • @silvervortex2441
      @silvervortex2441 11 місяців тому

      @@Underp4ntz_Gaming_Channel wtf fuck you're talking about?
      the new polo looks great.

  • @jblob5764
    @jblob5764 5 років тому +14

    "Both come as standard with many things" i love way he always says Many Things

  • @ericgonzalez3017
    @ericgonzalez3017 6 років тому +364

    "There's no torque steer or understeer" **understeers around corner**

    • @lukem4580
      @lukem4580 4 роки тому +49

      For a FWD car that's very little understeer indeed. I drive one of these too and from experience it really does take a hell of a lot of speed round s tight bend to feel any.

    • @moonlightharmony4100
      @moonlightharmony4100 3 роки тому +2

      @@neilmoulang90 no it really is not

    • @lbnewell23
      @lbnewell23 3 роки тому

      luke m yes but you don’t get any in the bmw and none is better than a little bit

    • @lukem4580
      @lukem4580 3 роки тому +9

      @@lbnewell23 granted. But you could say the same about VW/Audi having no snap oversteer on normal road conditions. On a track it's fine, but anywhere else, most inadequate drivers will be in for a surprise .....

    • @lbnewell23
      @lbnewell23 3 роки тому +3

      luke m inadequate drivers drive with the traction control on and trust me the computers do not allow wheel slip let alone snap oversteer

  • @djzerotwoo
    @djzerotwoo 3 роки тому +8

    That track looked quite wet, aquaplaning was surely going to happen 😆

  • @denizkoyun
    @denizkoyun 4 роки тому +12

    3:23 That face though when he thinks he’s gonna flip😂😂

    • @youcef319
      @youcef319 4 роки тому +1

      he was scared also to hit camera crew i think

    • @Slemoster
      @Slemoster 4 роки тому +2

      youcef319 yeah that wouldn’t have gone over well with their insurance company if he took out the camera crew in a rented vehicle

  • @SpareyClan
    @SpareyClan 9 років тому +76

    Can someone tell me why that happened? He was going straight? How dose the car spin out going straight? Did he yank the steering wheel slightly?

    • @GscGunner
      @GscGunner 9 років тому +207

      Because his tires were spinning so quick they had no more grip on the road and the car started 'floating' over the water. And then your car starts spinning and you have absolutely no control left, you could see it as ice skating.

    • @SpareyClan
      @SpareyClan 9 років тому +26

      Oh so it was aquaplaning pretty much? Maybe if he had some thicker, wider tyres that wouldn't have happened? Or was it just because of RWD?

    • @HerraTohtori
      @HerraTohtori 9 років тому +80

      It seemed like the BMW entered aquaplaning conditions earlier than the VW. Most likely because it was simply traveling faster, but there could also be other factors in play.
      It could also be that the BMW just happened to hit a puddle that the VW didn't. Maybe the BMW simply had inferior tyres with less water-clearing capability. Maybe the BMW had tyres with wider contact patch, making it more susceptible to aquaplaning.
      The crux of the matter is that the BMW was traveling too fast for the prevailing conditions and the amount of water on the runway, ended up aquaplaning and with no control, while the VW did not.

    • @Grosswild
      @Grosswild 9 років тому +17

      What happened is called Aquaplaning

    • @YesIAmThatCoolBitch
      @YesIAmThatCoolBitch 9 років тому +84

      Lewis Jones I think wider tyres just make aquaplaning worse...

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 9 років тому +84

    The BMW tried to kill Jeremy... and for that alone it wins! :-D
    Seriously though, anybody who drives a BMW knows not to switch the DSC off in the wet, or that can happen! Silly, silly man.

    • @kaiwenli3432
      @kaiwenli3432 9 років тому

      It hit a pond.. At that speed even he's DSC is on he is going to spin out .

    • @PilotSuperSport
      @PilotSuperSport 8 років тому +2

      +Strider Sky So how is the VW a better car if the BMW outperforms it in everything and by a large margin on the "fun" aspect? The GTI is a torque- and understeering little hatch 18 year olds drive, the BMW is a weapon.

    • @PilotSuperSport
      @PilotSuperSport 8 років тому +2

      Strider Sky The 1 series might have a little less space, but that doesn't mean it's not practical. The M135i is based on a regular 1-series which is a hatchback after all. And I bet you with the adaptive suspension it's more comfortable to drive than the Golf.
      It's a poor man hot hatch? Haha, you make no sense. What's a rich man hot hatch then, a Ferrari FF? If you want a fun car that is most certainly practical in every day life, there is nothing wrong about the M135i. If you want a understeering, slow Golf that pollutes like a train and is powered by a toy engine, go ahead and get the Golf, which is truly the poor mans hot hatch in this comparison.

    • @timothymountain7868
      @timothymountain7868 8 років тому +1

      +Strider Sky I'd have the 135i definitely.
      it looks more mature and the shape is unique imo.
      the sound of the 3 litre.. the extra poke... the obvious build quality...

    • @lcpd26
      @lcpd26 8 років тому +1

      +Strider Sky in any kind of case for that money I want a premium brand bmw interior is way better , fun is present plus every woman would prefer the bmw by brand rather than a vw. Bmw looks are way better outside than vw , the vw dal on the outside and feels like a normal hatchback nothing special really distinguishable and on the inside bmw are still better not that vw has bad interior but yeah .

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 3 роки тому +1

    2:58 ,,,, ''GOoD NOisEEE!!''
    You gotta love him hahahaa

  • @Sachin1671
    @Sachin1671 4 роки тому +1

    Looking to get one of these 2 cars and I find this vid to be great in every way. Reminds me of the time when top gear used to be great.

  • @mikemercado1957
    @mikemercado1957 9 років тому +184

    Well, the nuke warhead is important. I'll go for GTI

    • @maxischew514
      @maxischew514 6 років тому +4

      Mike Mercado Great if you work for the North Korean government or for Isis.

    • @doctorgroovy9514
      @doctorgroovy9514 6 років тому +1

      Increase smiles. Help nature. Avoid Human's Problems.

    • @cryptidhunter9901
      @cryptidhunter9901 Місяць тому

      Nuclear weapons are a hoax

  • @busystudying6711
    @busystudying6711 5 років тому +13

    I liked as he was spinning out the BMW chime started ringing 😂

  • @herbienbrian2
    @herbienbrian2 2 роки тому +5

    I haven't looked at anything from this show in a while. I also suffered two car accidents which caused me a lot of memory loss so this is also like watching it again for the first time for me. God everything was so beautiful during the production of this show. The lighting, the soundtrack, the commentary, the presenters. It's the same men we know on GrandTour but, it's just... different. They seem to focus more on the comedy, not the art. I feel like these men had a huge impact on the way auto manufacturers started to look at their cars, I think their opinions alone might be why we have some of the options we do now. Something about this made me feel a feeling I haven't felt in a long time, and it felt good, it made me feel alive. Now I'm just left with the comedown emptiness of my life and the friends I had during this time in the shows production, they are gone or dead now. I guess life is about experiencing things, emotions, the sensation of living and it's ups and downs. My cars are the only thing that's kept me sane through the madness in this world. God's speed James, Jeremy, Hammond, thank you for reminding me why I was put on this earth.

    • @TitaniusAnglesmith
      @TitaniusAnglesmith Рік тому

      You loved TG so much you emulated Richard Hammond twice!

    • @Sbarrett1
      @Sbarrett1 6 місяців тому

      @@TitaniusAnglesmithYo chill 💀

    • @alexotero7105
      @alexotero7105 2 місяці тому

      Damn mate, that’s hard. Having one is bad enough, but two? I can’t even imagine. Hope you’re doing better now

  • @callumcowell3187
    @callumcowell3187 4 роки тому +5

    5:21 Roni size - brown paper bag absolute tune

  • @ghettomist1575
    @ghettomist1575 8 років тому +490

    I have decide to call every thing a hammer. I'm going to clean the snow with a hammer. I'm going to make sure my wife doesn't get pregnant buy putting on a hammer. I'm going to get out my hammer it's raining. I'm going to dust my room with a hammer. Sounds so manly. I got a new ihammer 6s

    • @maxmustermann-ie6ic
      @maxmustermann-ie6ic 8 років тому +10

      +GhettoMist
      XDDDDDD
      I'm gonna clean my clothes with a hammer.

    • @ghettomist1575
      @ghettomist1575 8 років тому

      max mustermann LOL Thats even better

    • @maxmustermann-ie6ic
      @maxmustermann-ie6ic 8 років тому +29

      Thanks. But the Idea is worth gold XD.
      - "How did you do that? The baby isn't crying any more."
      - "With a hammer."

    • @ghettomist1575
      @ghettomist1575 8 років тому

      Lol thats amazing.

    • @interweeb5289
      @interweeb5289 8 років тому

      +GhettoMist You have a tiny hammer though.

  • @isse4208
    @isse4208 5 років тому +15

    5:27 "saw their legs of with a hammer" 😂😂😂😂

  • @richard_nj
    @richard_nj 3 роки тому +65

    To call a BMW 'Prussian' is the equivalent of calling someone from Aberdeen 'English'

    • @Beatty36901
      @Beatty36901 3 роки тому +1

      Would you prefer to revert back to the 300 states or remain united under Prussia?

    • @richard_nj
      @richard_nj 3 роки тому +2

      @@Beatty36901 I wouldn't wanna revert back, but I don't see how that is relevant to the point. Just because a number of regions are united under the dominance of one region, doesn't mean that all the other regions become part of that dominant region. Bavaria isn't part of Prussia, Scotland isn't part of England. Most often, a higher political entity is formed, in these cases Germany and the UK.

  • @brentsnocomgaming7813
    @brentsnocomgaming7813 Рік тому +3

    5:00 Funny thing is the golf R is AWD and has the same rear space.

  • @hakes98
    @hakes98 9 років тому +6

    man.. finally i have found a car that can fit all my nuclear warheads in the back

    • @noopdaa4478
      @noopdaa4478 9 років тому +1

      yup they will sell very will in iran

  • @jdedoc9201
    @jdedoc9201 5 років тому +9

    Great video. I just kicked up a new mk7 gti and I LOVE it. I went from a supercharged MOPAR to the gti and I have zero regrets. It's nowhere near as fast as my charger was, but it's pure driving fun. I smile every time the turbo kicks in. My insurance was cut by 2/3 as well! VW did an amazing job with the 7th gen gti. I'm excited to see what's in their future!

  • @midnightfun1277
    @midnightfun1277 4 роки тому

    This is the first vid of topgear j have watched and ever since i became a fan of the three.

  • @tutu222ful
    @tutu222ful 3 роки тому +11

    Here just to watch the Warhead transport part. Best comparison IN THE WORLD.

    • @galil_6863
      @galil_6863 3 роки тому +2

      This is the best comparison.... PAUSE.... in the world.

  • @JoaoPedro-bd4pe
    @JoaoPedro-bd4pe 8 років тому +8

    oh, boy. I'm already missing this show

  • @Irishdrivingbloopers
    @Irishdrivingbloopers 4 роки тому +466

    Fair play to Jeremy for keeping his cool so well while going sideways at over 100MPH. I would probably have dropped a load in my jocks if I'll be honest, lol. Definitely not his first rodeo, that's for sure.

    • @ZxRx7
      @ZxRx7 4 роки тому +12

      I am sure it was all expected and done in a controlled environment.

    • @TimothyJavier
      @TimothyJavier 4 роки тому +11

      He's on a racetrack with nothing else to hit, what should he be afraid of?

    • @dracula2611
      @dracula2611 4 роки тому +56

      @@TimothyJavier rolling over you dummy

    • @TimothyJavier
      @TimothyJavier 4 роки тому +28

      @@dracula2611 that car has pretty low center of gravity, plus it's wet so all the wheels are gonna do is slide

    • @dracula2611
      @dracula2611 4 роки тому +5

      @@TimothyJavier fair point

  • @ciaranmcmahon3024
    @ciaranmcmahon3024 Рік тому +2

    He had the traction off in those conditions, not so smart 😂

  • @TheJohnlyh
    @TheJohnlyh 2 роки тому +2

    "Both will be reliable and long lasting as edinburgh castle" laughs in BMW

    • @thezig2078
      @thezig2078 2 роки тому +2

      If you were stupid enough to believe that recommended oil change intervals - every 40k as BMW said are good idea, then yup

  • @sebastianochs7714
    @sebastianochs7714 4 роки тому +8

    Good times back than when the 135i had a straight 6 like it has to be in a performance bmw 👌🏻

  • @MrSparkz360
    @MrSparkz360 7 років тому +7

    "Be more expensive to insure a pencil sharpener" 😂😂

  • @TheDuality0fMan
    @TheDuality0fMan 2 роки тому

    The poise in that spin was so amazing. Stiff upper lip n all that.

  • @64bakes
    @64bakes 2 роки тому +5

    The M135, 140 and 2 series equivalents are genuinely scary in the wet. I could feel mine getting quite twitchy in the rain, in a straight line on the motorway recently. It's widely known that they're very unpredictable in bad weather.

    • @zeroyon4562
      @zeroyon4562 2 роки тому

      What width and type of tyres was yours on out of interest?

  • @Carbide195
    @Carbide195 6 років тому +5

    4:30
    Vision One by Röyksopp

  • @seriouslydont402
    @seriouslydont402 8 років тому +55

    I just got a mkVI GTI and am loving it. Wouldn't want anything faster. As an every day driver, it's the tits

    • @b.sh.1941
      @b.sh.1941 8 років тому

      +lalala kieran Friend of mine bought one, too. It had 46,000 miles on it and the valve chain jumped. And another one owns a MK6 somethingsomething TDI with 50,000 miles and it's on the third turbocharger and second valve chain. Honestly, I'm healed from Volkswagen.

    • @bobbygoertz8513
      @bobbygoertz8513 8 років тому +6

      +BrakeHorsePower92 Valve chain? You mean timing chain? If you're going to diss something, make sure you're at least educated in the slightest way.

    • @iphone202020220
      @iphone202020220 8 років тому +3

      +BrakeHorsePower92 THat seems a little false or the driver is just shitty.

    • @iphone202020220
      @iphone202020220 8 років тому +1

      +Bobby Goertz never heard of an valve chain before :D

    • @b.sh.1941
      @b.sh.1941 8 років тому +3

      Bobby Goertz
      Yes, that's what I mean. Sorry for not knowing every technological term in a foreign language. And I'm not "dissing", I'm just laying out the facts I've been giving about these two cars of the MK6 Golf generation.

  • @derkaiser7968
    @derkaiser7968 4 роки тому +3

    I like how fast Jeremy Clarcson can change is mind about things. And the things he do, he do it with so much humor when he bashes something. I love that guy!

    • @BunkrMan
      @BunkrMan 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, especially thanks to the VW paid ad. ;)

  • @crazz1monst3r90
    @crazz1monst3r90 4 роки тому +74

    "by sawing their legs off with a hammer"

  • @michaelmole5435
    @michaelmole5435 9 років тому +5

    I love how he spun the BMW doing 120 in a straight line, but when he overtook the GTI he was going 125+ and maneuvered around the GTI at the same time didn't spin then. proof @1:56

  • @JM-nz8gw
    @JM-nz8gw 7 років тому +147

    Just got my GTI last weekend... LOVE IT!

    • @harrytom8896
      @harrytom8896 6 років тому +1

      Was it a mk5 he was driving

    • @M3gekje
      @M3gekje 6 років тому +1

      Harry Tom no this is the mk7 gti, but they have made an episode about the mk5 too

    • @harrytom8896
      @harrytom8896 6 років тому

      M3gekje ok thanks

    • @dejankravanja8657
      @dejankravanja8657 5 років тому +1

      me to my GTD7 LOVE IT:-)

    • @doomster2914
      @doomster2914 4 роки тому

      Same! Got a mk6 this past 4th of July - best feeling car I've driven in in my 13 yrs driving

  • @MrPrajitura
    @MrPrajitura 4 роки тому +1

    I drove a MK7 GTi with a manual, and I gotta say, that gear lever nut I found it to be a nice touch

  • @davycroket
    @davycroket 3 роки тому +3

    “By sawing their legs off- with a hammer”😂😂

  • @miltos_carhub
    @miltos_carhub 8 років тому +961

    I'd still pick the BMW

    • @charles-ng6jj
      @charles-ng6jj 5 років тому +29

      Hell yeah brother, BMWs are so much fun

    • @kristianolsenlarsen
      @kristianolsenlarsen 5 років тому +46

      CarHub everybody knows that you should not drive 200 kph in heavy rain I don’t think it was a fair conclusion cars can aqua plain

    • @inzyniermagister2096
      @inzyniermagister2096 5 років тому +21

      How on Earth could get out of control with BMW...? I don't belive that... I drive this model in heavy rain weather and well Yes if you dismiss all safe control systems you could be drift but when systems is on ten we could get out of the Road.... VW more pay Mr Clarkson?

    • @agimgaxholli2463
      @agimgaxholli2463 5 років тому +76

      @@inzyniermagister2096 yeah of course you will pick the bmw just because of the brand... but please show some respect to the GTI ... it has the power, it is practical, it is cheaper... one word.. GTI is for everyone.

    • @schwarzarne
      @schwarzarne 5 років тому +7

      That may have been overdramatic, as TG always is, but it is inarguable that a front wheel drive is more stable, even though rear wheel drive may be more fun. To each his own i would say.

  • @Hacker07Gaming
    @Hacker07Gaming 7 років тому +63

    I think he shit his pants

  • @ravirajyaguru5905
    @ravirajyaguru5905 4 роки тому

    what happened there with the BMW at 120 MPH was "aqua-planing" or "Hydro-planing". It needed proper grippy tires - with deeper grooves (winter tires) to drive that fast in such heavy rains. I was driving 170-180 KMH on twisty German highway, in heavy rains with full grip.

  • @pkhkp
    @pkhkp Рік тому +3

    Funny how there's no GTI behind him when he spins. The magic of editing.

  • @ikybaiiki
    @ikybaiiki 7 років тому +12

    M135i the ultimate driving machine as long as you have ESP on in the rain 😂

  • @lamaforthewin6921
    @lamaforthewin6921 7 років тому +6

    Whats really interesting - Time he starts dragrace in which he was Hydroplaning 2:58 / ( i-.g Aquaplaning) 1:10 pm on the Board Computer - Then he leaves the Car and switches to the GTI - R - But the Drifting Scene on 1:35 The Time on Board Computer is 1:11pm. So he went back in the bmw again after he nearly "crashed by accident" and does spinning and drifting moves in the car that nearly killed him?. Also the Time Stamp when he hydroplanes makes no sense 12:59 PM ( 3:14 )but thats like 10-11 minutes back in time when the race starts?. Little hint - also the rain drops on the door - drift scene vs crash scene , watch them. But the destroying fact is the watch on his arm. switch to 1080 p and watch the time on his clock. 3:22 vs 0:58 . - He had this accident 10 minutes before and they took it for a nice manipulation game with you :D .

    • @ronaldderooij1774
      @ronaldderooij1774 7 років тому +6

      That is called editing. Aspergers much?

    • @BunkrMan
      @BunkrMan 4 роки тому

      @@ronaldderooij1774 That is called VW paid ad.

  • @ivanhorvat8794
    @ivanhorvat8794 4 роки тому +3

    Good old times when there was 3 door golf. I dont remember when was the last time i saw 3 door golf

  • @lazarhrebeljanovic1389
    @lazarhrebeljanovic1389 4 роки тому +91

    02:49 "After this incident, I switched to Golf GTI". Of course, since he crashed BMW, there was nothing else left to drive...

    • @Saitoooo.
      @Saitoooo. 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂 interesting how fast Jeremy changed his mindset on the Golf GTI😂😂