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  • @PrimeVideoUK
    @PrimeVideoUK  3 роки тому +498

    What's your favourite bit of banter from The Grand Tour?

    • @barrymchugh4490
      @barrymchugh4490 3 роки тому +39

      All of it!!

    • @adityach454
      @adityach454 3 роки тому +30

      CLAAAAARKSOOONNNNNNNNN!!!

    • @soulcornflake1
      @soulcornflake1 3 роки тому +19

      When James filmed a segment in Majorica (where Jeremy caught pneumonia). Richard asked James how did he go to Majorica and not get pneumonia. James said he passed several places that sold pneumonia, but had to work the next day. Made even funnier when Jeremy referred to wine as pneumonia on Clarkson's Farm.

    • @CLC-1000
      @CLC-1000 3 роки тому +6

      Everything.

    • @ogboombox1556
      @ogboombox1556 3 роки тому +5

      CLAARKSOOOOOOOOOOON

  • @aubs400
    @aubs400 3 роки тому +4722

    James's pyramid jokes had everyone, even Jezza, laughing

    • @Jay92925
      @Jay92925 3 роки тому +243

      Jezza laughs quite frequently at what James says

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +102

      Even Hammond was laughing at it.
      And hard!

    • @Jems5555
      @Jems5555 3 роки тому +33

      Definitely my favorite

    • @lg5038
      @lg5038 3 роки тому +16

      Loved it. Think that may even go on my headstone 🤣

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 3 роки тому +16

      You're saying that as if him getting Jeremy to laugh is a rare occasion...

  • @mzf11125
    @mzf11125 3 роки тому +1920

    The Best Trio in the history of television and streaming service

    • @ketchup5344
      @ketchup5344 3 роки тому +10

      Agreed

    • @michaelfeeney8437
      @michaelfeeney8437 3 роки тому +20

      Only thing I really miss is the star in a reasonably priced car, and the interview. But then again….

    • @Dogs-of-war
      @Dogs-of-war 2 роки тому +1

      absolutely

    • @pow3rstroke306
      @pow3rstroke306 Рік тому +4

      *in the world

    • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
      @CinosTheHedgehog2000 Рік тому +3

      Television, yes. Streaming, no.
      That goes to Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

  • @theahmedjdm
    @theahmedjdm 3 роки тому +2196

    3:17 Jeremy: James May just drifted perfectly behind you
    Richard without even looking back: "it's just another of those weird days"

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 3 роки тому +75

      you can't make this kind of car show and have this almost natural chemistry

    • @fiber9m
      @fiber9m 3 роки тому +12

      That's one of my favorite moment's

    • @laszlofehervari9549
      @laszlofehervari9549 2 роки тому

      What epidose is that?

    • @Brebgon
      @Brebgon 2 роки тому +9

      @@laszlofehervari9549 S3 E7 | Well Aged Scotch

  • @33lauraj
    @33lauraj 3 роки тому +302

    "You pulled me in the sea, you muppet." Gotta love Captain Slow.

    • @pauljansen8161
      @pauljansen8161 3 роки тому

      I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

  • @karthik.g63
    @karthik.g63 3 роки тому +1116

    "I'm gonna make a living out of this"
    "And I did!"

    • @SonicSlicer
      @SonicSlicer 9 місяців тому +16

      Now *that* is owning the moment.

  • @hipinretku
    @hipinretku 3 роки тому +366

    These three guys, they have made my day better so many times. Also big thanks to all those people in the background who make everything possible. ❤

  • @itsmeee506
    @itsmeee506 3 роки тому +1244

    James lashes out entire english dictionary while roasting you

    • @PrimeVideoUK
      @PrimeVideoUK  3 роки тому +452

      You know it's a good roast when you have to go home and look up the insults in a dictionary

    • @aaronbenfield2287
      @aaronbenfield2287 3 роки тому +58

      The insults remind of Blackadder

    • @PieMan24-rl9eq
      @PieMan24-rl9eq 2 місяці тому

      Ok

  • @Abhothra
    @Abhothra 3 роки тому +1336

    Looking back at all the times Clarkson ruined May's gardening efforts....How has James NOT run over Jeremy's farmlands with a monster truck yet?

    • @luiscantu4968
      @luiscantu4968 3 роки тому +95

      Well Clarkson literally banned Hammond and May from appearing on its Farm show

    • @Abhothra
      @Abhothra 3 роки тому +90

      @@luiscantu4968 So? They've all told each other not to do things which they then still did.
      We're in the comment section of a compilation video that proves this very thing.

    • @luiscantu4968
      @luiscantu4968 3 роки тому +49

      @@Abhothra That is true. I think Clatkson could see the the risk of having them going to visit him 😂

    • @lalitagarwal6111
      @lalitagarwal6111 3 роки тому +43

      Up next on Clarskson’s Farm: Season 2

    • @СаваСтанковић-с7к
      @СаваСтанковић-с7к 3 роки тому +18

      Well, that would be because Clarkson is Clarkson, and May is May.

  • @IKhanNot
    @IKhanNot 3 роки тому +354

    "You look like something found in a Pyramid". Even Jeremy was about to laugh at that one. When a joke is good, it's good even if it's aimed at you.

  • @headlights-go-up
    @headlights-go-up 3 роки тому +231

    'You look like something found in a pyramid' will always be my favorite line.

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +22

      “Let’s have a look in the sarcophagus,
      AAAHHHH!”
      That would be anyone’s reaction if they saw Clarkson in a coffin

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 місяці тому +1

      @@underworldguardian704 --- I don't know. I think Janet Street-Porter and others of that ilk would be overjoyed to see that. While I do not like many of Jeremy's beliefs, I would love to able to call him a friend as much as i would James and the Hamster.

    • @aljosaskrabelj8412
      @aljosaskrabelj8412 2 місяці тому

      They had way better jokes in old Top Gear. I guess they run out of ideas.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Місяць тому

      ​@@underworldguardian704"I'm not putting that in the British Museum."

  • @jaenbrits1652
    @jaenbrits1652 3 роки тому +62

    Absolutely love these three working together. Such an iconic trio. 😁

    • @pauljansen8161
      @pauljansen8161 3 роки тому

      I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

  • @rickdecker2146
    @rickdecker2146 3 роки тому +208

    These three together are absolute magic. I do miss the old Grand Tour format a bit.

    • @enrgys_world
      @enrgys_world 3 роки тому

      What changed?

    • @conallross1694
      @conallross1694 3 роки тому +4

      @@enrgys_world they’re only doing specials now

    • @hariranormal5584
      @hariranormal5584 2 роки тому

      @@conallross1694 Yeah the older ones was perfect, why did they do it like this tho? :/

  • @lescorlett4133
    @lescorlett4133 8 місяців тому +4

    Like a lot of people I'm going to be heartbroken and will really miss these three when they finish.
    Thank you lads for being the best thing on TV for the past 20 0dd and sometimes very odd years. ❤

  • @xetaxero
    @xetaxero 3 роки тому +69

    1:01 both Jeremy and James were in sync 😂

  • @DisneyPrincess92
    @DisneyPrincess92 Рік тому +53

    When James May said “you look like something found in a pyramid” had me laughing for ages. One of the best analogies I have heard.

  • @Erenzilable
    @Erenzilable 3 роки тому +407

    "I'm not putting that into a British museum"

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +7

      Even Hammond was cracking up at that!

    • @buca9696
      @buca9696 3 роки тому +17

      Well it's not a stolen artifact belonging to a different country and culture so it doesn't have any place there anyway.

    • @RSBritain
      @RSBritain 3 роки тому +33

      @@buca9696 hahahahha snowflake

    • @naomarius3348
      @naomarius3348 3 роки тому +6

      you can really tell that one was probably not in the script

    • @kleinmoretti5385
      @kleinmoretti5385 3 роки тому +3

      @@buca9696 The Brits are hurt man. Well done!

  • @lcf34
    @lcf34 8 місяців тому +4

    I'm no car guy, I'm cycling to work every day, I'm french, and yet, go figure, I'm totally addicted to this lot. What an utter fun, being kids for a living. Love these 3 and the joy they bring to people for so long.

  • @Daithai96
    @Daithai96 3 роки тому +71

    One of my many brothers-in-law wore that green suit to a family wedding years ago, I wondered what had happened to it. Glad to see it's still going strong.

  • @ryanbonner25
    @ryanbonner25 3 роки тому +31

    the pyramid bit was, and is candid and golden, and timeless

  • @johnpaulporrelli6208
    @johnpaulporrelli6208 3 роки тому +303

    Just watched Lochdown. Thank you presenters and crew for a great show. I was smiling and laughing all the way through. Cant wait for more.

  • @jarradlawford7239
    @jarradlawford7239 3 роки тому +62

    “That’s why they call you fatty car writer.”
    - deceased 😂

  • @johncapewell7520
    @johncapewell7520 3 роки тому +23

    All 3 of these guys are hilarious in different ways. James is the funniest in my opinion.

  • @nicholasshaffer738
    @nicholasshaffer738 3 роки тому +215

    The Older James May Gets, The More Savage He Gets!

    • @dtulip1
      @dtulip1 3 роки тому +15

      I think he was always savage, he was just drowned out by Clarkson and Hammond bickering :D

    • @junkieshere
      @junkieshere 3 роки тому +19

      Its the quiet one that's scary

    • @nicholasshaffer738
      @nicholasshaffer738 3 роки тому +6

      @@junkieshere Just Like the Quiet Student in Class when Someone Picks on Him/Her to Much!

  • @weichi_
    @weichi_ 2 роки тому +19

    the mix of scripted story/gigs and improvised humor makes these series what they are, love it

  • @slyporizakova8949
    @slyporizakova8949 Рік тому +20

    James and Clarkson at the same time “No it doesn’t cheer me up.” 🤣👌🏼 1:02

  • @sjfoster12
    @sjfoster12 3 роки тому +13

    “You look ridiculous, and no one’s going to listen to a word you say” 😂😂

  • @bedtimerat
    @bedtimerat 2 роки тому +10

    1:29 this is one of my all-time favorites james may lines

  • @Bacciagalupe
    @Bacciagalupe 3 роки тому +53

    "Am I the only one that understands muscle cars?" -May

  • @bullseyecello
    @bullseyecello 2 роки тому +16

    7:02 Clarkson sounds so offended hahaha

  • @5AMACE
    @5AMACE 3 роки тому +451

    Who's gonna tell Clarkson that most mushrooms are brown

    • @ParagonPKC
      @ParagonPKC 3 роки тому +15

      Brown food is ok

    • @derpychicken7598
      @derpychicken7598 3 роки тому +2

      I can tell him

    • @TheTurnipKing
      @TheTurnipKing 3 роки тому +6

      I think the cameramen just did.

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 2 роки тому +4

      "Brown food, brown drink, calories..."

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy Рік тому +1

      "It's not brown it's mushroom"
      Mushroom is a shade of brown.😄

  • @MrAtis472
    @MrAtis472 3 роки тому +63

    I wanted to say James May is my favourite, but really they are just amplifying each other. They are awesome on their own, but better together. Like a sandwich with…
    CHEESE

  • @borjastick
    @borjastick 3 роки тому +12

    'You look like something found in a pyramid'. Brilliant. I nearly choked on my nuts.

    • @Arcona
      @Arcona 2 роки тому +3

      You must be flexible.

  • @spaceman6215
    @spaceman6215 2 місяці тому +2

    Just watched One for the Road.
    Goodbye lads. It's been a pleasure.

  • @brundonsmith3830
    @brundonsmith3830 Рік тому +5

    "Why don't you, with your vast bulk..."
    Savage😂

  • @goldgeologist5320
    @goldgeologist5320 11 місяців тому +1

    These lads were just brilliant. The synergy is amazing!

  • @josejuarez2583
    @josejuarez2583 3 роки тому +14

    2:40 Hammond calling may a racing clown 😂😂

  • @samihukka4490
    @samihukka4490 2 роки тому +16

    May is THE FUNNIEST man! Pyramid joke will live forever.

  • @itsmegareth9663
    @itsmegareth9663 28 днів тому

    Words cannot describe how much I'm going to miss these 3, we've still got them doing there own things but the trio united is something that can never be replaced or replicated. Its a bit of a downer knowing its over. Top gear, grand tour best shows ever.

  • @salmanqaiser6918
    @salmanqaiser6918 3 роки тому +14

    love this format. can we please bring it back

    • @Heizzer47
      @Heizzer47 3 роки тому +1

      They are too old to do it now. They still make specials tho

  • @bgbuilds2712
    @bgbuilds2712 Рік тому +3

    These 3 guys are pretty much the main reason I have Prime Video. I wish we got another series from Hammond and Tory Bellici. I liked their concepts and felt like there could have been more there.

  • @adamjw2301
    @adamjw2301 Рік тому +3

    The true original trio! Top Gear was over as soon as Clarkson got sacked.
    You cant beat this genuine banter. Its sad their getting on a bit, but bless them for the hours upon hours of entertainment they have given.
    Keep getting them tattoos Hamster! Clarkson enjoy that farm! and May well...I'd like some more assembly videos! But keep being you. 😊

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 3 роки тому +151

    Now that Jeremy has the farm, I bet he would cringe at seeing footage of himself driving over James’s veggies

    • @Avatarbee
      @Avatarbee 3 роки тому +18

      No he wouldn't.

    • @OSC-AR
      @OSC-AR 3 роки тому +3

      Jeremy would chase hi with is lamborghini tractor

    • @jeanackle
      @jeanackle 3 роки тому +9

      Not his veggies, so no, he wouldn't.

  • @neeleshpujari3877
    @neeleshpujari3877 3 роки тому +188

    "it's not broken its tire came off."
    Yep, not broken.

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 2 місяці тому

      It’s Britain and it’s TYRE..🤨🇬🇧

  • @chrisblay
    @chrisblay 3 роки тому +8

    That shiny green suit of James May. 🤣

  • @BehraamK4
    @BehraamK4 3 роки тому +14

    Love these 3 together 😂😂

  • @drewbishop3531
    @drewbishop3531 2 роки тому +14

    James asking if he's the only one who understands muscle cars is absolutely hilarious.

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 Рік тому +3

    0:00 Hammond is so tiny next to that Challenger.... 😂

  • @ouethojlkjn
    @ouethojlkjn 3 роки тому +32

    "You look like something that was found in a Pyramid!" I larfed and Larfed.

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +4

      “Let’s have a look in sarcophagus,
      AAAHHHH”
      That would be anyone’s reaction if they saw Clarkson in a coffin!

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 3 роки тому +3

      "I'm not putting that in the British Museum!"

  • @SignalFireProject
    @SignalFireProject 2 роки тому +21

    The indignation in Jezza's voice when he denies his car is brown had me dying

    • @PrimeVideoUK
      @PrimeVideoUK  2 роки тому +12

      Never tell a man his car is brown

  • @alexgreen3662
    @alexgreen3662 3 роки тому +23

    “You modified your car by crashing in a Corolla” - Jeremy Clarkson to Richard Hammond

  • @intensity.density2208
    @intensity.density2208 2 роки тому +9

    Jeremy stopped maturing at 16 lol
    Best trio on television, ever.

  • @thomasfletcher4765
    @thomasfletcher4765 3 роки тому +6

    Oh , how much I have missed those guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @viditjain2653
    @viditjain2653 3 роки тому +11

    *Clarkson destroying plants with his car*
    Fast forward a few years later: I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and welcome to my Diddly Squat Farm

  • @Arsenic71
    @Arsenic71 2 роки тому +2

    "You look exactly like a racing driver - except visually" 😂🤣

  • @meeftastic
    @meeftastic Рік тому +1

    7:01 flashback to "sunburst orange" (brown) Aston DB11 from Season 1

  • @Brahmdagh
    @Brahmdagh 3 роки тому +5

    "...it's a racing clown..."
    Literal LOL

  • @Nappanaia
    @Nappanaia 3 роки тому +7

    That Pyramid joke was a perfect slow burn

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 роки тому +5

    "That's why they call you fatty car righter" 😂

  • @itsrasalhague
    @itsrasalhague 3 роки тому +6

    Dang, Hammond's comeback at the end! Haha

    • @pauljansen8161
      @pauljansen8161 3 роки тому

      I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

  • @Orion3741
    @Orion3741 3 місяці тому +2

    2:33 - James is dressed up like a member of new wave band The Buggles.

  • @IVMZERO
    @IVMZERO 3 роки тому +6

    Amazon. Thank you for picking the lads up. One of the BEST things on the platform right now is TGT. 🚗💨🔥💨

  • @lancearp7389
    @lancearp7389 2 роки тому +1

    The genius of these three can not be denied

  • @house_of_carnage
    @house_of_carnage 3 роки тому +8

    u know its gunna be funny when these three muppets start arguing and messing about😂😂😂

    • @pauljansen8161
      @pauljansen8161 3 роки тому

      I'm a forex trading accounts manager. So my job allows me to work from home. Are you interested in earning huge sum of money through the stock market using bitcoin as a payment method?

  • @rlycervano8934
    @rlycervano8934 2 роки тому +2

    "I'm not going to put that in the British museum"
    Oh dear me! When James said that I lost it

  • @theseageek
    @theseageek 3 роки тому +3

    “I’m not putting that in the British museum” XD

  • @Edman1024
    @Edman1024 3 роки тому +9

    James May on the show in which all three are in Italy, ripping on the Aston: "It's BROWN!!"
    Also with the latest gen Golf GTI: "That is BROWN!"
    Consistency, LMAO xD

    • @smokin_shane_fell
      @smokin_shane_fell 3 роки тому +4

      They ripped on James’ orange BMW 8 series by calling it brown as well

    • @Edman1024
      @Edman1024 3 роки тому +1

      @@smokin_shane_fell That they did

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 3 роки тому +12

    Mr May's 'L' flashes are the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @Benozurman
    @Benozurman 4 місяці тому

    2:36 You look exactly like a racing driver apart from visually...
    This one is a masterpiece! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 Рік тому +5

    I'm amazed that Hammond is capable of driving on the road, considering that he seems to be the best at driving on the roof

  • @battletoads22
    @battletoads22 9 місяців тому +1

    I love when two of them gang up on the other.

  • @FlintF
    @FlintF Місяць тому +1

    That joke at 08:00 is going to be here for centuries.

  • @lavishmctavish4905
    @lavishmctavish4905 3 роки тому +7

    "It's not broken, the tire has come off."
    - Jeremy Clarkson

  • @jb3536
    @jb3536 2 роки тому +4

    I want friends just like this.

  • @Alex-si5te
    @Alex-si5te 3 роки тому +8

    Hammond resting on that dodge really shows how big it is (or small he is)

  • @theenlightenedone1283
    @theenlightenedone1283 3 роки тому +5

    *The victory dance for the bois*

  • @TheCommissarIsDead
    @TheCommissarIsDead Місяць тому

    “It’s not broken a tire fell off” has me cackling 😂

  • @seantogami
    @seantogami 3 роки тому +4

    Hammond: have you visualized the course?
    May: no

  • @rachels6808
    @rachels6808 Рік тому +1

    I love it when May wins, cause he has every right to rub it in their faces and it’s the best sort of sore winner ever.😂😂

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 11 місяців тому

      You haven't seen Hammond's sore-winner?🤣🤣🤣

  • @specialproblem5459
    @specialproblem5459 3 роки тому +3

    TV's greatest trio.

  • @FallenAngel53
    @FallenAngel53 3 роки тому +10

    Clarkson sort your belly out before your heart kicks off about it.

  • @irishirish2685
    @irishirish2685 Рік тому

    ''Who is first shall be last and the last shall be first'' - great quotes

  • @AndrewJSimpson
    @AndrewJSimpson 2 роки тому +1

    The Fatty Car Writer is the best pun I've ever heard. Exquisite.

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 3 роки тому +3

    3:53 yes I can, outside A&E in many many pieces

  • @agent7763
    @agent7763 3 роки тому +3

    Hes sober and in his element omg

  • @MrTimjm009
    @MrTimjm009 Рік тому

    You could never beat these 3

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 3 роки тому +5

    1:37 they’re laughing

  • @Wvdoctorz68965
    @Wvdoctorz68965 2 місяці тому

    They are the best.

  • @bigon1961
    @bigon1961 3 роки тому +2

    In this video, Hammond like a 4’6 punching bag for burns

  • @KingoRichie1990
    @KingoRichie1990 3 роки тому +10

    *"You look like something found in a pyramid."*

  • @matthewb9241
    @matthewb9241 3 роки тому +3

    “You pulled me in the sea you muppet”

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +20

    “You look like something found in a pyramid”
    -James May

    • @famborghi1118
      @famborghi1118 3 роки тому +1

      Esiste. Una. Macchina. Interamente. In blegno,,,,qualsiasi. Componente. Ussezzia. Centrale,,,b,y. B.y. , ,,,. Da

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 роки тому +1

      @@famborghi1118 cool

  • @tpyo23
    @tpyo23 3 роки тому +8

    Has anyone ever noticed how different James is on his drivetribe channel? He's a very different bloke without the production crew.

    • @zacharyradford5552
      @zacharyradford5552 3 роки тому +1

      I would say it’s with out the other 2 he’s different.

  • @nurlan5525
    @nurlan5525 2 роки тому +1

    being kazakh, i can tell you these three the ones that present british humour!

  • @ThePassionateBiker
    @ThePassionateBiker 3 роки тому +12

    Who is driving it?
    Richard Hammond.
    You can't drive it.

  • @deepestlevel
    @deepestlevel 2 роки тому

    These three guys are gold

  • @luToursAndRecoveries
    @luToursAndRecoveries Місяць тому

    Im not putting that in the british museum got too be one of the best 'jokes ever😂

  • @charliebone126
    @charliebone126 9 місяців тому

    These guys are the greatest 😅

  • @citedcanvas85
    @citedcanvas85 3 роки тому

    Id watch these 3 argue for dayz on end lol. Literally any topic they argue over is ENTERTAINMENT

  • @nzfalcon8698
    @nzfalcon8698 3 роки тому +2

    Hammond : thats why they call you the fatty car righter lol