1980s BMW Convertibles | Top Gear | BBC
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2011
- The boys each get hold of a BMW 325i convertible, all dating from the late 1980s, and decide to put their performance, history, and theft resistance to the test.
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6:02 -everyone in January
6:04 -everyone in February
6:06 -everyone in March
Soren P 8:02 everyone in April
you’re aren’t epic That’s the end of the video.
Ostanian Movie Company Soo, the end of the world
@@ehmzs Alright then. I would have assumed there was a deeper meaning behind that. I just didn't want to flat out expect it to have a deeper meaning because I didn't want to sound stupid.
Ostanian Movie Company lol
"Leaves?"
"Bits and pieces like that.."
Jeremys car was totally a weed mule
Or used to carry salads
vegetation
I knew the guy that owned that car actually, he's bro was the smoker.
@@chozusmakavelli yup I don't think smoking weed in Islam is allowed.
@@itscozmo5539 it's not allowed under democratic/atheistic/freedom enriched British laws either. The freedom of TV licenses, makes me so happy, as does the freedom of not paying VAT when I need to wipe my ass.
Jeremy: Speed isn't everything!
James: Is it not?
Jeremy: ighfdugnnz
RogerWilco +1 on the Calvin & Hobbes-style fumphering.
RogerWilco You forgot: " POWER ! "
Who are you and what have you done with Jeremy!?
+Agent Washington power!!!!! he yells that in all episodes and races
RogerWilco u
I love how at 2:35 you can hear hammond's car in the background
lol yeah funny as
Toni F
They mixed the audio from the subsequent shot of Hammond's car with the shot of James & Jeremy. The sound was probably not audible from their place on the runway.
xbb2 yeah 😂
Well yes, it's pretty obvious xD
I love how John manlove is just all serious and the three of them are just laughing at each other
His name must have come with plenty of fond memories from his childhood 😂
haha manlove
it's all the bullying; that man has no joy left.
Jeremy: Casual driving
James: Latex glove and masks
aand I lost it at Hammond
zomBje trake
Radiation suit
Hazmat suit.
Counter Terrorist Suits.
Francisco Teixeira de Almeida the suit they should've used on the Chernobyl challenge
Manlove Forensics Ltd. has recently changed their name to ArroGen Forensics.
probably because of this show lmao
Very good
JustSomeGuy what is that?
@@myownsummrr What jeremy said at 3:06 about the forensic lab's name. Then after the show, the lab change the name into ArroGen Forensics. Probably also a wordplay for 'Arrogant', haha.
Bh
@@bukanmatin5973,
And this will be remembered as the best 'factual' television show... in the world.
And on that bombshell..
rich jay Back to the studio! :D
That my line
+tayyab no it's my line, get over it
Then watch Tesla review how 'factual' it was...
4:05 probably watched all Top Gear episodes 100x, but just noticed how James looks at his hand after shaking John's hand lmao
I never noticed that! Thank you for bringing that vital bit to my attention!
he got some of the bogies on it ahaha
James: Your car's got poo in it.Hammond: Is that normal?
lolol
+Cat Weasle James should have said: Well, in your cars, yes.
It is!
My guess is some mafia guys tied a guy up, killed him and then he shat after he died.
The pubes are just from people having sex in that car or someone jerking or scratching their bits.
manictiger better crush that car
Jeremy: SPEED ISN'T EVERYTHING
James: is it not?
Jeremy: eh um...
69th like :)
Jezza.exe has stopped working
K J u copied the dude from 2 years ago
1000th like
"speed and power"?
5:38 James May suppressing laughter and then finally laughing like Muttley is the best
"Oh I quite like gentlemen's relish... Oh wait, you mean... lol"
Oh James May lol XD
Jeremy and James laughing and not helping as Hammond begs his car alarm to stop is why I love this show
"Like driving around in a Moroccan Prison" lmao
MaxDoesStuff lol
MaxDoesStuff Was going to say the same as well. Piss myself with laughter.
Lmao indeed
ridiculous, this car is cleaner than a maroccan kitchen
Its classic comments like this that make clarkson a legend
Hammonds car sounds awful lot like a craigslist deal.
If it's one thing I've learned,
never buy things from Craigslist.
Or a facebook marketplace car, "90000 miles runs well fsh I've just lost the service book"
@@hyper_5pace902 "20k obo, I know what I have"
Clarkson: Speed isn't everything!
May: Is it not?
Clarkson: *Windows shutdown sound*
"SPEED AND POWER"
Jeremy: Normal
James: Normal with gloves
Hammond: straight from Chernobyl
@Meyaka Brown Little did I know I would PREDICT THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH
Can we stop talking about the fucking virus and just watch top gear
@@bakedsodium6528 yep they visited chernobyl
A guy in an “Italy" shirt sorting out electronics on a German car. Oh the irony.
Zephyral and yet, he's british 😂
Zephyral not all German cars are good. Some are pure shit. 8/10 of them
Gareth wtf
MrDanielsahne Yep
@cristi dules I'm from south africa. Most Volkswagen cars are produced in factories here. They dont seem to last very long. Also I own a BMW 135i , beautiful engine that N55 but theres still BMW's that break down alot here. Honestly I'm not trying to be funny. Audi seems to not last too long either. I think its partly to blame with the owners but in some cases I've seen newer model F30 3 series breaking down. More specifically the high selling 320i model
So I guess someone sat naked in Hammond's car?
Perhaps more than just sat...
Feces, pubic hair and tape with blood on it... There was some sick shit going on in Hammond's car!
Sports tape with blood - Could be a sports related injury like Rugby where it's not uncommon to wrap a bloody wound in tape.
Public hair and fecal matter - Someone probably has been naked, I'd want to know where they found it. I'd hazard a guess at the back seat.
50 Shades of Grey might have happened in Hammonds car
Shane Fell Public hair?
James: I quite like gentleman's relish
William Vazquez its moments like that are the reason Jeremy makes jokes about James being a sex deviant
"Oh, you didn't mean the stuff from the jar!" 😂
Jeremy and Richard: _[highly visible revulsion that could probably be seen from space]_
"You didn't mean the stuff from the jar." XD James
What is gentlemans relish? Somethign nasty i presume
McMuffinFluffin xD
Well its supposed to be Anchovy paste, i dont know what Clarkson meant though.
McMuffinFluffin hi
McMuffinFluffin iii
Poor John trying to keep a straight face and remain professional the entire time Jeremy, James and Richard are making jokes lol.
2:40 you can still hear Hammond's alarm lol
hahaha yep
James: "I quite like gentleman's relish"
Jeremy's face
Hammonds face
James realisation " oh you don't mean the stuff from the jar..."
Literally the best moment when clarkson said that his "collegues were distressed" after the forensic tests and then there's Hammond.... Like in a spacesuit and gas mask. LoL!!!!
Hammond...it's time to cook
Hazmat suit
thay guy with a pair of reasonably sized speakers NBC suit and s10 or fm12 respirator
spacesuit
@@teancrumpets5685 Breaking Bad
Hammonds reaction to hearing “ Pubic Hair” and James’s laugh when Faeces is mentioned is pure comedy gold!
That moment when they're thrashing a car I'd kill for lol.
crying watching this
+Bairdogg me too
t556yrt 66g
+GhostDogDK The only one I'd prefer over the bus is James's, and even that one was fairly rubbish.
Thank god the wheel was on the wrong side and I wouldnt buy it anyway.
5:59 - 6:10 The three types of people reacting to the coronavirus outbreak
*underrated*
1) Fools
2) Good good _boys_ with the proper type of N95 Respirator that I don't own
3) People who don't know how to ask what a respiratory virus is
It's been 7 months. Have you gotten the virus? Recovered? Died?
@@s.sestric9929 Yep
I have to so I have worn and gas mask into a supermarket breathed in some of the freshed Air I have ever breathed in
I remember putting any key in a 91 Toyota Camry ignitions, and it would start. It was partially a thief getaway car.
you can do the same for your early 90s crown vics. there aren't anymore in existence out here lol
I could start my Cressida with my Supra key and vice versa lol.
You can start crown vics using any key
I could open my dad's old second hand car by putting a ruler in the key hole.
old nissian cars were like this. they had this problem forever, some of them though doesn't run without it's original key, but you can open the door easliy with any nissian key.
It actually was quite helping if your home had two nissian cars lol
"Your car's got poo in it" cracked me up way more than it should have.
:’Aaaaand some flakes of skin’
Jeremy ‘That’ll be mine’😂
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That needs to be a emoticon
Noice!
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Clarkson: "Speed isn't everything..."
May: (angrily): "Is it not?"
Clarkson: "Attempting to pronounce Elon musk's child's name"
LMAO at James' immature snort when the dude said "pubic hairs"
Just in case anyone was wondering, Manlove Forensics is actually the real name of the company it is now called ArroGen Forensics
MANLOVE RULES OK
@@s.sestric9929 HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT
Pubic hair? They better call +MightyCarMods to tell them that's not normal.
mcmrules
hahaha
X cv
There has been a murder in Richard's car.
not just a murder from what i have heard about his car there was something else
0:00 That opening just screams Donald and Douglas from Thomas the Tank Engine!
I didn’t hear any screams from that scene from project g-1
Clarkson: Speed isn't everything!
May: Is it not?
Clarkson: Windows shutdown sound
@@janicebing6621 underated comment bro
1:46 seeing "sad hammond" makes me wanna give him a hug :(
patrick Katalenas
patrick Katalenas poor Hammond 😥😥
2:45 Those rare times when Jeremy Clarkson thinks that speed and power isn’t always the solution.
I love that you can still hear Richard’s BMW beeping after the 0-100-0 race
"from a mosque in Birmingham..."they're good...they're good"
Masjid is mosque in arabic too
Hey it's me from 2 years ago..haha still funny the 3574th times i watched this
hi @@pulkinpulman2028
@@pulkinpulman2028 Welcome to 2 years in the future.
@@pulkinpulman2028 lmqo
"It's like driving around in a Moroccan prison" hahahahaha I miss people being offensive
I had a 1984 325is. Loved that car. In dry weather it was fun. 300lb speaker box was the only thing that made it slightly drivable in anything other than sunshine.
E30 simply one of the finest and sexiest car that BMW ever build
Tandem Drifter and without blood, pubes, shit, bogies and sliver... and the paving stone... and the car alarm, and the broken brakes
+Ralph Knox Johnson I don't think BMW added those as factory options. I think the point was is that this kind of stuff you can expect to find in ANY used car, or even when you borrow your friends car. A lot of people have nasty habits in private. As for the fecal matter, they didn't say it was human (although if it was, it could have easily have been a family car, and their kid had an "accident" at some point). He didn't even say it was the front seat. It was more likely dog shit, if there was really "fecal matter" there at all and that wasn't just part of the script. He didn't say what kind of shit it was, just that it "appeared" to be fecal matter. I've seen lots of things that "appear" to be fecal matter. I also know that if you tested my pickup truck right now, you'd find evidence of "feces", because we went camping this summer, and my dog had an "accident" in the back of the cab. I cleaned it as best as I could, but I guarantee a forensic team would find "evidence of fecal matter", and probably could even after I finally bring it in to have it professionally shampooed. Doesn't bother me much; it's in the back, and I ride in the front. And that's all assuming that they actually found what they said they did, and weren't just following a script. Seems like a real forensic team should have found a lot more than what they did. At the very least, they told them to only report the nasty things they found. There should be clothing fibers, cigarette ashes, all kinds of stuff in a used car, and a forensic team ought to be able to find them all. Probably plenty of DNA as well.
+AliAleksandra Johnson Theres also E34 and E38 that are sexy.
no
you need a pair of glasses
6:22 "Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man that had just had his car nicked!"
6:06 better protection than we have got from 2020 virus
no I have that stuff to protect me LOL
I just love that they’re racing and Hammond alarm is still going off
3:44 " I quite like gentlemen's relish"..HAAAA!! That explains a lot about James May.
Love E30"s the best model of 3 series
4:39 James' face.
какой серия знаеш?
Me and the boys trying to not get coronavirus 6:00
2:45 "Speed isn't everything" - Jeremy Clarkson
6:03 turned out to be a very dark premonition of what life will turn out to be like in years to come 😂😂😂
I love that laughter, especially with the car alarm
Did the "Thief" @6:43 really just pull the window back and unlock the door with his hand? Top notch criminal there...
That gentleman's relish bit kills me every time
"Its like driving around in a Moroccan prison in the front of his car" 😂😂
7:04 Best reaction ever. 😂🤣😂🤣
6:00- driving before Covid, 6:01-6:08 driving during Covid.
"Speed isn't everything"
-Jeremy Clarkson, (insert year here)
E.P Σpan-//:;redeeming_code//:-insert-year//= 2011
2018 - The Grand Tour "SPEED AND POWER"
Jeremy: Normal
James: Normal with mask
Hammond: HAZMAT suit
6:29 hammond looks like a child 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Speed isn't everything!" I never though I would hear these words come out of Jeremy's mouth.
He probably wasn't expecting it either, you could almost hear a Windows error sound coming from within his skull
3:55 lets start the video here 😂
*_7:15_**_ Tfw Uzbekistan is double landlocked_*
It will go to a country where there is port
Jeremy: “Speed isn’t everything”
Also Jeremy: “POWAAAAA”
Sad Hammond noises 1:46
Jeremy in this episode: Speed isn't everything
Jeremy in every other episode: SPEED AND POWER
I love top gear! This show never seizes to amaze me!
“Well I quite like gentlemen’s relish”🤦♀️😂
Jeremy: normal driving
May: mask and gloves
Hammond: learned what was In the canister
Clarkson - "Speed isn't EVERYTHING!"
Also Clarkson - "SPEED AND POWER!"
''i quite like gentleman's relish''
Every time Jeremy buys any car in any episode never have any brakes at all lol 🤣
6:01 driving in 2019
6:03 driving in 2020
6:06 driving in 1350
5:50 your cars got poo in it
Although I must have done this a hundred times, I'm about to start a Top Gear special marathon!
I love how when Jeremy and James were arguing you could just hear Hammonds car in the background
5:14 I almost died laughing at 2 at night
I could not stop laughing at the forensic lab part.
2021 approaching 2022 rewatching these past Top gear episodes.
One of the most amazing episode ever!
Nice cars ^^ have a 318i aswell, but in a better condition with the steeringwhell on correct side ^^ always fun to go drifting with these cars
"gentleman's relish"
I lost it at 6:06, I was literally crying
😂😂😂
Jeremy: speed isnt evrything
Also Jeremy: SPEED AND POWER!
Watching this in 2020 and how James and Hammond driver after the forensics test is actually how we drive round now.....😃
Hammond has that 2020 outfit going on with the corona virus and all
2:37 you can still hear hammond s bmw in the back 😂
“I quite like gentlemen’s relish” 😂
2:40, you can still hear Hammond's alarm lol
O melhor programa automotivo do mundo, esse trio é o melhor os melhores do top gear ❤️
I lost it when Hammond was wearing the hazmat suit XD
2:35 I love hammonds car going off in the background
Insanely funny how the old trio's videos on the youtube have millions and millions of views and the new idiots have only hundreds of thousands and very few over 1.5mil views, goes to show the sheer entertainment the old trio gave the world.
"Cheap aftermarket alarm matched his cheap aftermarket wheels".. Wow, their knowledge is brilliant. Azev typ A wheels are cool and not very cheap!
And don't forget, there are some fake ones too
ATEV
to this day this is one of my favourite segment of the show
the thumbnail intrigued me
I *need* to know more
'Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man who just had his care nicked' Bloody Brilliant