Excellent tier rankings, my dude. Fun trivia: Limgrave's name isn't just about limbs! It's also based from the word "liminal" which means "at the beginning" or "the threshold of an entrance." It's the starting area of your journey, and also where you will die, again and again. That's canon, it's in the lore.
I gotta say my divorce really reminded me of Limgrave. With my life initially being trapped underground at the hands of my wife, and then all the possibilities of the world opening up to me once I opened the doors of the divorce attorney's office. Varre is especially reminiscent of the attitudes that society holds over divorcees. While the tree sentinel hits like you hard and persistently like alimony. But also like alimony can be totally avoided. Truly one of the locations of all time.
Honestly as someone who went through it as a child at the age of 11.... Limgrave is actually perfect. Your parents try to hide it from you so you're in this council room with like 12 other kids getting rice Krispy treats and feeling pretty good... Then varre walks in and goes "unfortunately for you, you are fatherless" and you realize why no one's parents are in the room with you
This is pretty accurate as someone who has actually gone through a divorce as an adult. Luckily alimony was not a thing since there weren’t kids involved, but it does start off feeling like you’re underground and then you move forward and the world suddenly opens up again.
@@user-gq8ht4nw7i It's a reference to "cope and seethe" meme that recent zoomer gen that's too coward to use offensive slurs so they're like starting class in sorcerer class in Dark Souls 1 you really should laugh at them for being bad at stats distributions a dark tark reference I hate him he really keeps getting closer to me darcc tarcc yes
This might actually be my favorite Elden Ring channel The production quality is really high, the jokes are actually funny and the editing is outstanding Keep up the good work
It seemed ironic in the video, but I unironically think Subterranean Shunning Grounds is S-tier, or at least A. It's claustrophobic, creepy, and gross, but that's exactly what a sewer level should be. The thing that makes it so great is how every path somehow wraps back around to the first site of grace, and you keep unlocking new shortcuts as you progress, making what seems like a massive and daunting area at first actually very well-connected and navigable. It's really excellent level design.
Didn't expect Dark Tark to be a fellow Deep Rock Galactic connoisseur. Definitely a fitting musical choice for this scientific discussion about Australia (Volcano Manor)
Fun fact : deep roots depth is actually the third city (Nosktella & Nokron), it has been destroyed by Astel and there’s some deep lore behind it explaining why there’s no « night sky » cuz this cosmic flying shitworm took it
"The Miyazaki Meal: A box full of rats, and your drink is toxic swamp water." So, just a rebranded McNugget meal, then. S tier memes, as usual. You're one of the few creators who can make me cry, sometimes with laughter.
I like how the list was essentially meaningless and it's just him kinda explaining the game, even though much of it is wrong. He carried a dog a turtle and our horse a dog.
I love how you’re always using the dark moon great sword and wearing the albunaric bug eye alien 👽 mask. Makes me giggle. Your monotone voice and edits are great too.
19:50 that's exactly my experience, I never found that ladder on my first playthrough. My brother was playing on his file and he found it, and that's how I found out about it
NG+ twice to get the endings one at a time while I was having a glance at locations I was more unfamiliar with for secrets. 7 months later, I'm doing it again on the PS4 version just to platinum it twice, a full playthrough. My biggest complaint is that the game isn't long enough to last until the next FromSoft release.
0:27 I have somewhat subconsciously identified them through the following: Nokron is purple, Nokstella is blue. There you go. Also, Nokron is set in a much, much more spacious cavern and on a cliff within that cavern. Nokstella is very cramped in comparison, probably in part because it’s not as deep underground as Nokron.
The miyazaki meal will be made of rock hard bread and everytime you bite it your teeth fall out so that when you’re done miyazaki will say “it feels good when you overcome this hardship”
You forgot one thing about Deeproot Depths. You know how you were talking about the Eternal City that’s the whole happy meal for boys and girls and all? Deeproot depths might not be a happy place… but it’s the Nameless Eternal City.
You’re definitely one of the Elden ring UA-camrs of all time. Jk I actually do dig your stuff, really appeals to my questionable sense of humor. keep up the good work! Or don’t its whatever
When I got Elden ring when it came out, I was confused about the lift of rold and how half the key to access the lift was past the lift, until I got deeper, both literally and figuratively, into the game and found everywhere is fairly easy to access when you get closer. The game can still be confusing for sure though
18:53 I feel like it SHOULD be confusing, because it is literally a crumbling city and there area has 2 amazing bosses, as well as the godskin duo which was actually pretty good imo
thank you for this dark tark i was eating pizza and decided to watch the video and started laughing very hard at one part, and decided it was better to pause the video to stop laughing because i feared i was gonna puke the pizza, but when i paused your depressed alien loadout just started staring at me and i couldn't hold the laugh anymore so i blasted pizza all over my legs and i did it about 3 times until the video was finally over very nice video
There is nooothing funnier to me than your strange, plump Albinauric character popping up or lounging around or literally anything else to your narration. Whenever it appears, it seriously has me cracking up so hard, mate, thank you much for this.
I will watch this with tears... As the immortal, beautiful and morally ambiguous Akihiko ( who committed a genocide back in 2006 ). *I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS*
Any sort of holy damage is extremely useful in siofra river, something like the sacred blade Ash of war is super useful against everything I’m there, especially the ghosts
Id like to point out that there is another eternal city in the deeproot depths. Its just that its kinda destroyed and has no name. Thats why its called the nameless eternal city
My name is Miyazaki, Elden of Rings;
Walk through my Swamps, ye Low of Vigor, and despair!
Yes
I love your videos for the monotone voice! It really elevates the experience you know...
Yes I heard ROR2 ost
My favorite area has to be broken football stadium of ohio (crumbling farum Azula)
I really enjoy your content, thanks for the laughs stranger 🪙
I’ve never divorced but my parents did and that was totally crumbling farum Azula, because it was crumbling like my parent’s love for each other
LMAO
It's in the lore
@@IeatBricks69 it is
Bravo Miyazaki
funny, my parents relationship Altus Plateaued
Man, my favorite location definitely has to be Downtown New York. Really captures the depressing essence of the entire game!
@commentgod
“Depressing essence”💀😂
Real life New York City? In the Real life New York State?
NYC? More like Ohio or insert generic boring poor methhead fly over state here.
@@NoNameBagu yes it’s a hell hole
“Where the girls get a my little pony, and the boys get a spark plug” had me dying and it was in the first minute
Holy shit I just saw that part and it made me cackle loudly
Caelid is a masterwork of setting design, it simultaneously looks uncomfortably moist and uncomfortably dry.
Aaah what every girl I’ve been with either said one or the other
just like me
ok
@@kylejohnson3889 what
@@deadfurydbf9647 my attempt at humor failed. Didn’t think that through
Excellent tier rankings, my dude. Fun trivia: Limgrave's name isn't just about limbs! It's also based from the word "liminal" which means "at the beginning" or "the threshold of an entrance." It's the starting area of your journey, and also where you will die, again and again. That's canon, it's in the lore.
"That's canon, it's in the lore." I love that phrase
"Limn" can also mean "suffused or ringed in light" which I think fits too - limgrave is definitely a graveyard suffused with light
Pretty sure its about both liminal and limbs
Its also where we get the mythical fade to black bang Melina cutscene
Or just limbo
I gotta say my divorce really reminded me of Limgrave. With my life initially being trapped underground at the hands of my wife, and then all the possibilities of the world opening up to me once I opened the doors of the divorce attorney's office. Varre is especially reminiscent of the attitudes that society holds over divorcees. While the tree sentinel hits like you hard and persistently like alimony. But also like alimony can be totally avoided. Truly one of the locations of all time.
Honestly as someone who went through it as a child at the age of 11....
Limgrave is actually perfect. Your parents try to hide it from you so you're in this council room with like 12 other kids getting rice Krispy treats and feeling pretty good...
Then varre walks in and goes "unfortunately for you, you are fatherless" and you realize why no one's parents are in the room with you
Sounds like fun. Can't wait to get divorced
I can hear Tark's voice
This is pretty accurate as someone who has actually gone through a divorce as an adult. Luckily alimony was not a thing since there weren’t kids involved, but it does start off feeling like you’re underground and then you move forward and the world suddenly opens up again.
Based
My divorce was like the consecrated snow field because it never happened, just like ranking the consecrated snow field didn't happen in this video.
it's so bad, it's off the charts xD
It would probably be rated C, for Consecrated.
Nah it's D for Divorce
This is cannon, its in the lore.
I agree, I don't know what a divorce is so this video definitely did not enter my membrane.
Yeah Crumbling Blue Cheese Gorgonzola was aesthetically beautiful, but it was directionally confusing at times.
As someone that lives in copenhagen. Elden rings depection is scarily accurate
Can you explain why seethewater is Copenhagen pls, I’ve only been there once and I don’t understand
@@user-gq8ht4nw7i It's a reference to "cope and seethe" meme that recent zoomer gen that's too coward to use offensive slurs so they're like starting class in sorcerer class in Dark Souls 1 you really should laugh at them for being bad at stats distributions a dark tark reference I hate him he really keeps getting closer to me darcc tarcc yes
@@ohamatchhams I feel dumb for not realizing that
This might actually be my favorite Elden Ring channel
The production quality is really high, the jokes are actually funny and the editing is outstanding
Keep up the good work
its in the lore
How does it feel to be gay bro ?
@@deadbodybaby1 *_????????????????_*
@@JP12345 do you enjoy being a homosexual ?
@@JP12345seriously though, how does it feel?
It seemed ironic in the video, but I unironically think Subterranean Shunning Grounds is S-tier, or at least A. It's claustrophobic, creepy, and gross, but that's exactly what a sewer level should be. The thing that makes it so great is how every path somehow wraps back around to the first site of grace, and you keep unlocking new shortcuts as you progress, making what seems like a massive and daunting area at first actually very well-connected and navigable. It's really excellent level design.
Didn't expect Dark Tark to be a fellow Deep Rock Galactic connoisseur. Definitely a fitting musical choice for this scientific discussion about Australia (Volcano Manor)
Dark Tark actually giga chad
Australia is actually Caelid, look at a Map of Pangaea for proof
Rock and stone.
Not even 5 minutes and he's giving me existential dread with McDonalds training videos.
In all seriousness, your videos are a treat mate.
I did enjoy the godskin duo a lot. It reminded me of my dad coming home from work
💀💀
Is your dad gay?
Because he came in with his friend and both were dressed in human skin ?
U have 2 dad's?
I love how the Loathsome Dungeater can be found in Stoke on Trent. Really thematic and lore accurate.
Fun fact : deep roots depth is actually the third city (Nosktella & Nokron), it has been destroyed by Astel and there’s some deep lore behind it explaining why there’s no « night sky » cuz this cosmic flying shitworm took it
Devourer of gods theme intensifies
"The Miyazaki Meal: A box full of rats, and your drink is toxic swamp water."
So, just a rebranded McNugget meal, then.
S tier memes, as usual. You're one of the few creators who can make me cry, sometimes with laughter.
A fair, evidence based, objective assessment of all the locations. Absolutely amazing content as ever.
7:04 dunno why but it's so fun to watch that troll yeet the jar at you.
This has to be the one of the greatest Elden Ring videos. Its a fact, its in the lore.
can we appreciate how faithfully Miyazaki recreated the Denmark in caelid. Truly the best area
I’ve always considered Dragonbarrow as part of Caelid, same as the Weeping Peninsula is part of Limgrave
The loathsome dark tark is back with another banger
I like how the list was essentially meaningless and it's just him kinda explaining the game, even though much of it is wrong. He carried a dog a turtle and our horse a dog.
My parents divorce felt like farum azula or caelid the first 3 days, after that it just felt like liurnia
I love how you just chose the most random order to talk about the different locations. I also loved the humor as always, keep it up
I haven’t been this hyped for a new video in a long long time😆 Truly some of the most refreshing content I have stumbled upon!❤
The editing is so weird. I love it. 10/10
This has to be the best dry humor I’ve seen in some time and these edits had me literally crying 😂😂
The Miyazaki meal is just perfect, it has everything Miyazaki dreamed of.
Another incredible video Tark. Your channel has some of the best content this year. I hope you continue making vids like this!
This guys channel and editing skill is hilarious, definetly deserves more subs
I love how you’re always using the dark moon great sword and wearing the albunaric bug eye alien 👽 mask. Makes me giggle.
Your monotone voice and edits are great too.
Great rankings, I've been binge watching your Elden Ring videos and I am loving them.
"Then I got this run" with the overused speedrunning success music is the best joke in this whole video.
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who had Snake Eater in the back of my head during the ladder parts at Mt. Gelmir 😅
‘Also the underpaid cashier punches you in the face’
Sounds like an authentic McDonald’s experience. Can’t wait to get the Miyazaki meal
I cried during the bridge cutscene, most emotional one in the game ❤
19:50 that's exactly my experience, I never found that ladder on my first playthrough. My brother was playing on his file and he found it, and that's how I found out about it
this man needs more clout he is so damn funny
The Caelid locals are real vinegar of the earth types
I literally had to go ng+ for that legendary item in leyndell, im glad my pain is understood
NG+ twice to get the endings one at a time while I was having a glance at locations I was more unfamiliar with for secrets.
7 months later, I'm doing it again on the PS4 version just to platinum it twice, a full playthrough.
My biggest complaint is that the game isn't long enough to last until the next FromSoft release.
0:27 I have somewhat subconsciously identified them through the following: Nokron is purple, Nokstella is blue. There you go. Also, Nokron is set in a much, much more spacious cavern and on a cliff within that cavern. Nokstella is very cramped in comparison, probably in part because it’s not as deep underground as Nokron.
One of the DLCs will have a Travis Scott boss fight where you have to fight through a crowd that's trying to trample you. Scott does the robot
and once you think you’ve beaten it, Drake comes out and the second phase begins
@@alexdarkz3339 Drake is just Mohg
Brave and Boss Baby to represent Melenia and Miquella is the best thing I’ve ever seen
I had such a shitty day and haven't really felt good in a week or so but your video really kinda brighten up my day a little bit, Thank you!
castle sol talking might be the funniest thing i have ever seen
The ULTIMATE Dark Tark Home Locations Tier List:
Omg thank you for putting into words what I've felt about altus plateau
Was just rewatching your older videos and saw this was posted. I screamed.
I love your sense of humour and delivery, thank you for the work you put in to making this 😗
The pure mystical, ancient spectacle of descending into Siofra River for the first time was truly amazing.
Caelid has crazy Staten Island energy
The "torture harness" in volcano manor is a real life device called a scavenger's daughter, and it was designed to compress your leg joints and ribs.
The miyazaki meal will be made of rock hard bread and everytime you bite it your teeth fall out so that when you’re done miyazaki will say “it feels good when you overcome this hardship”
Thank you, this really hyped me up for the upcoming Happy Meal DLC 👍
You forgot one thing about Deeproot Depths. You know how you were talking about the Eternal City that’s the whole happy meal for boys and girls and all? Deeproot depths might not be a happy place… but it’s the Nameless Eternal City.
You’re definitely one of the Elden ring UA-camrs of all time. Jk I actually do dig your stuff, really appeals to my questionable sense of humor. keep up the good work! Or don’t its whatever
5:12 this joke and “This is Sellen, she likes to make noises” have made me seize up from laughter, thank you
B for ants -> bants -> gantz
Tark Dark is truly the comedic genius of the decade
dark tark is the best creator this decade and nothing can change my mind, he is the elden ring of content creation
When I got Elden ring when it came out, I was confused about the lift of rold and how half the key to access the lift was past the lift, until I got deeper, both literally and figuratively, into the game and found everywhere is fairly easy to access when you get closer. The game can still be confusing for sure though
18:53 I feel like it SHOULD be confusing, because it is literally a crumbling city
and there area has 2 amazing bosses, as well as the godskin duo which was actually pretty good imo
One of the funniest tier list ever with risk of rain 2 music, this is peak content
This is like the 5th time I've watched this video and I just now noticed the Umberto Eco reference. You have skills man. Bravo.
thank you for this dark tark
i was eating pizza and decided to watch the video and started laughing very hard at one part, and decided it was better to pause the video to stop laughing because i feared i was gonna puke the pizza, but when i paused your depressed alien loadout just started staring at me and i couldn't hold the laugh anymore so i blasted pizza all over my legs and i did it about 3 times until the video was finally over
very nice video
Miquella's Haligtree is my favourite location bc great lore, stunning visually and good enemy challenge. also it has the warm feeling to it
There is nooothing funnier to me than your strange, plump Albinauric character popping up or lounging around or literally anything else to your narration. Whenever it appears, it seriously has me cracking up so hard, mate, thank you much for this.
I was not expecting an Umberto Eco reference in my daily Elden ring content intake. Thank you.
What a crazy cool video that would be crazy if I liked and commented before I saw the video to help algorithm
Would it be crazy if I joined you too
My favorite part of elden ring is going to Florida swimming in the scarlet rot and playing with the dogs and birds on the street.
Man I thought that was Detroit
My divorce felt like lake of rot at first then it started feeling like Calid. After a while it started to feel like limgrave.
This is a masterpiece of a video, keep up the good work!
I have never seen a tier list this perfect before great job
8:11 "And then, I got this run" was perfect
The jackads theme when talking about riding the coffin off the waterfall lmao
We all know the best region of Elden Ring are the sewers the Dung Eater lives in. It has an unlimited supply of tax evasion lean
Your channel is legendary man, love your videos
This dude's delivery always gets me. Hilariously dry and can't see the punchline coming half the time. Definitely subbing for more
Rated S both Liurnia and the Haligtree. That's all I need to know to subscribe.
Thanks for making my day with this king
there are at least 2 more hidden areas in stormveil you didn't mention, I can't blame you since I only discovered them on my third playthrough
Because of the addition of stephen amell at S tier with an arrow joke you yourself have gained a loyal subscriber!
Glad to see you grow!
All of my location predictions were wrong. Dark Tark truly is beyond average human intellect.
the DQXI music for lake of rot at 11:07 was a nice touch
At 15:38 I was not expecting that kind of laughter that came from my soul
I will watch this with tears...
As the immortal, beautiful and morally ambiguous Akihiko ( who committed a genocide back in 2006 ).
*I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS*
Any sort of holy damage is extremely useful in siofra river, something like the sacred blade Ash of war is super useful against everything I’m there, especially the ghosts
Id like to point out that there is another eternal city in the deeproot depths. Its just that its kinda destroyed and has no name. Thats why its called the nameless eternal city
Dark Souls got me trough the very tough to live divorce of my parents.
That Scarlet Rot vaccine bit was too good
"It's their right to shoot me but it kinda gets old and it's not appropriate behavior for a place of learning"
Is this a USA reference?
Started elden ring 2 months ago and the best thing I discovered in the game was this channel ❤
Like bro 😂the icons in all these tier lists got me in tear 😂😂
I like how they accurately portray New York, all those cute pigeons and rats
Bro legit this is the best elden ring channel
21:21 that was me when I realized I would have to start a completely new game after acquiring a chaos ending for a first time.
this video made me smirk 5 times ...a perfect 9.5/10
17:20
me: laugh
17:23
me: cry
17:24
me: laugh
how tf this man do it
I was praying you'd reference snake eater when you mentioned the ladder, you did not disappoint