My cousin said “it’s just a little glintstone. You can’t even get addicted to it”. Now he’s living under a bridge and harassing passers by.. Don’t do glintstone kids.
My uncle used to do glintstone. "Just recreational, man." he said. "Helps take the edge off after a long day", he said. Now he just stares at nothing and gives passersby insanely strong spells... GLINTSTONE: NOT EVEN ONCE
my theory is that Azur and Lusat were expeled from the academy for bragging about how they oneshot every enemy with comet azur and spamming stars of ruins in duels
What if Elden Ring 2 takes place in the far future like dark souls 2 and 3 and theres now a new academy built in honor of thops and the whole world worships Goldmask like they do Marika
And possibly Postal 2, as you do kill pretty much everyone you meet if you're playing the game right. Hopefully the forthcoming expansion pack will add some sort of quest where you go to the mall to get a washed-up child actor's autograph. Prepare to cry.
Eh, it depends. He's got the spirit but sometimes he's totally wrong about some things, although this video is pretty accurate. Always very entertaining though!
One detail left out is that the slaughter of the Village of Albinaurics was ordered by Gideon Ofnir as HE was the one looking for Albus. This is confirmed by Nephili Loux, Albus himself, Latenna and a Finger Reading Crone. Meaning that the Omenkillers (or the ones killing Albinaurics) are employed by Gideon. I don't really think there is a connection to Rykard or Ranni with the Albinauric slaughter I just think it's a coincidence of proximity as they have nothing to do with reaching the Haligtree.
I think the Omenkillers are now for-hire mercenaries who like to kill poor people. Theyre not tied to one specific faction, they can be found wherever someone needs a mass kidnapping or slaughter. This includes Gideon, Volcano manor and Leyndell.
You can get to that “secret” boss fight going down the stairs from the godskin past the flame monk and down around the lava through ledge jumps. Found it on accident not knowing about the teleport.
Straight up I really like your ER content because of how you cover it. There’s not a set list, you’ll cover something neat and really go in depth even if it’s not critical to lore. Dung eater, weeping peninsula, now glintstone. No pattern or anything, I like how it’s whatever you find cool instead of covering things just to cover them just because it’s in the game. Big fan DT!
To elaborate- Fallingstar Beast and Astel are indeed the same species. You can even find the in-between stage of growth of this thing, those hanging thing in few caves that throw rocks at you. Thing is inspired by antlions and if the connection runs deeper- then it means Astel spends most of it's life as the Fallingstar Beast (basically an Astel larvae) And I do also agree with the theories of people that glintstone is alive and basically "part of the outer gods" or something like that and quite parasitic (just like the fkin outer gods) Also, Toph is better that Sellen- he doesn't commit warcrimes on his way to make the barrier spell
The Abductor Virgin is not the only way to get to the "Secret Boss Fight" in Volcano Manor, right outside the temple where we fought the Godskin in Volcano Manor, you can jump down and do some normal, non-glitch platforming and get to the lower level to fight the two Abductor Virgins, along with procuring a handful of items et al. The video was hilarious as always, just wanted to make this one part clear.
You can get to the double abductor virgin boss fight via normal means without getting killed by the one at the academy. I never knew about that teleport though, that’s super neat
Thank you so much Dark Tark for teaching about the nature of glinstone. All my friends started to smoke glinstone and I was about to join. Very cool, thank you!
I don't think Sorceries and Incantations being the same thing means that Incantations are powered by glintstone, but rather that Glintstone Sorceries are kinda like incantations of whatever outer god makes Glintstone (propably one or both of the moons)
I remember finding Sellen in Weeping Peninsula and thinking, "I'm such a smart clever boy!" Then promptly killed her trying to free her because how was I supposed to know the quest would continue some 20 hours later.
I'm genuinely impressed with how I gain more understanding of the lore in these games through your videos than more serious "lore analysis" channels. Writing for comedy means keeping someone's attention with every sentence, while analysis/academia doesn't mind if you drift off here and there. You keep threading the needle of holding attention with memes *and* showing off all the nuance of Elden Ring's story and game design. 👍 Glad I subscribed, it looks good on my resume.
Please keep making videos like this, not even just on Elden Ring, your delivery, tone, and humor makes me forget to take my antidepressants fr, you're awesome and make great content, much love!
4:25 I thought Ensha attacked the village of the albinaurics, 'cause as soon as you return to the roundtable hold after getting the half of the medallion, he attacks you.
Ensha and the Omenkillers are on the payroll of Gideon. The left half of the medallion was hidden away from the Alb Killers by the pot guy. Once Gideon is aware that you have it, he sends Ensha to ambush you. I don't think Ensha personally attacked the village. Seems kinda overkill to send the Omenkiller, Profaned Perfumer, and Ensha when the Albs can't really fight back. Just the first two were probably enough.
It's weird, because Ensha seems to be acting way ahead of what Gideon's asked of him and they're in the middle of some kind of schism that ultimately proves fatal to Ensha when the player character walks around, but Gideon also doesn't condemn what Ensha did either, and kicks Nepheli Loux out of his service when she gets revenge on his men that, presumably, participated in the Albinauric massacre. Even besides what it says about Gideon - that he's perfectly willing to use mass violence and intimidation and doesn't morally object to it, even if he doesn't actively want to and thinks Ensha is foolish for being so trigger happy - it opens a lot of questions... Probably the one I'm most interested in: who _is_ Ensha? On the one hand, he seems to have some kind of entirely unique power up his sleeve, in that he can somehow either suppress the Peacebond magic at work in the Roundtable Hold, or else somehow divert the teleportation powers of the Tarnished as granted by Sites of Lost Grace/the guidance of Grace in order to trap your PC in a fake Roundtable. He's also apparently able to use Collapsing Stars which is not only an extremely advanced gravity sorcery, it's also one invented by, and otherwise known exclusively by, Radahn himself - this indicates both incredible intelligence and some ties to the Redmanes on Ensha's part. Lastly, the game classifies him as a "Great Enemy", much like Gideon himself way down the line. On the other, Ensha seems _hilariously_ weak in game, to an extent that I cannot believe it wasn't intentional. But even besides the game mechanics... why does he come after you, an immortal Tarnished, as he himself apparently lacks the same immortality? Clearly he isn't a Tarnished then, and I can only imagine he doesn't actually know how Tarnished work. Or else he hoped to somehow permanently incapacitate your character, like how the second D brother smashes up Fia at the end of that quest? (Or maybe producing a Great Rune cost her the guidance of Grace and therefore her immortality.) So... how, and _why,_ does Ensha do any of these Ensha things?
The truth : Gideon is the worst character of Elden Ring. Everyone is his pawn. And he won't cover you. He doesn't care about your life. Only his matters. Ensha failed to kill you, so Gideon is cool with you. Not about to fight a losing battle you see. Which make it particularly impactful when he choses to fight you himself at the end. He knows he'll die. His fight is a joke. But it is his last chance. You are an inch close to becoming elden lord, the purpose of his life. He simply can't let you.
I remember when my teacher had glintstones. He probably was looking too deep into the primeval current because he couldn’t do magic and the glintstones hurt his body. He had to have them removed before it was too late
I heard that President Marika's downfall was actually due to her son Godwin leaving his laptop full of evidence of his Glintstone addiction with a Raya Lucaria repairman in Delaware.
The Glintstones is an Lands-between animated sitcom produced by Rennala-Barbera Productions. The series takes place in a romanticized Stone Age setting and follows the activities of the titular family, the Glintstones, and their next-door neighbors, the Chubbles. Duh
I'm glad you mentioned the thing about the creepy thing teleporting you to the volcano manor because I'm on my first playthrough and heard that was a thing but didn't know it brings you to a unique area of it and so I just figured it was just a cool Eastern egg but never had a reason to go try it.
Something I haven't seen anyone take note of yet is the possibility of a connection between the living jars and the study of graven schools/masses. When you find the graven school talisman the room is filled with living jars and we know that living jars are filled with the remains of warriors. We can assume that a graven school by its appearance is a mass of sorcerers who have merged their bodies into a ball. Perhaps the people interested in creating a graven school were interested in the anatomy/physicality of a living jar to perform a similar process to become something like a living jar themselves only a jar made of glintstone crowns?
You know those situations where you reload and "she's dead?" I often wonder, what happens if we wait… could it actually be something we could have stopped?!
so in Dark Souls the magic you shoot are generally souls (minus the humanity) but in Elden Ring the magic you shoot are rocks and some magic space beams
Do I have false memories of getting to that part of the manor without teleporting? I could swear I found out about the teleport to it after I'd already found the area itself.
You can get to that part of volcano manor without getting hugged by the abductor virgin..just gotta burn the feets a bit on the most non deadly lava ever..
4:58 I'd not say it was a only a partnership, considering the fact that Rykard (along with Ranni) is Rennala's child, so it's likely that the abductor virgins are there to protect his mother along with the hologram we have to fight
Thops is the thinking man's Sellen.
yo
the backround music man
i cant take it
Thops spent everything on the glintstone and now he has nothing, don’t do magic rocks kids
Why would you say something so controversial yet so Chad?
If you make an Alexander video I will be very happy darkus tarkus
My cousin said “it’s just a little glintstone. You can’t even get addicted to it”. Now he’s living under a bridge and harassing passers by.. Don’t do glintstone kids.
My uncle used to do glintstone. "Just recreational, man." he said. "Helps take the edge off after a long day", he said.
Now he just stares at nothing and gives passersby insanely strong spells... GLINTSTONE: NOT EVEN ONCE
My friends used to think glintstone was cool... now they spam stars of ruin in pvp... dont do glintstone kids
I can quit glinstone, & pillaging corpses for glintstone funds whenever I want
@@iinunez96 thats what they all say....
Does he snatch sheep passing by on the bridge and demand travellers answer his riddles to pass?
Glintstone is basically just the crystals that the miners and rock monsters were fighting over in the Lego Power Miners sets.
Or Rock Raiders for you OG Lego enjoyers.
@@mallow2902 I haven't heard that name in a long time
Ohjmyfuckinhgod somebody said Lego Power Miners
Holy shit
damn i miss that set
@@-Aniki- ye the SpitBrix video caused me to have a wave of nostalgia
Sellen last words after being turned into a ball:
"My apprentice... I'm.... Ballin 🏀"
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Damn
lol
😂😂😂😂damn it
That was good
Ball has been life for centuries….but what happens when life finally becomes ball??
This is canon. Its in the lore.
my theory is that Azur and Lusat were expeled from the academy for bragging about how they oneshot every enemy with comet azur and spamming stars of ruins in duels
The reason they can only move their hands is because the only muscles they ever used were to hit R1/L1
@@TheSoldierOfGodrick YOOOO soldier of god, rick! how you doin my fav boss
@@TheSoldierOfGodrick I rekt u 2nd time trying son
@@cracksmoker1506 so you died to him once💀💀💀
@Masterraccoon crack is good for u dont listen to the doctors
"He liked her enough to make a puppet of her"
Sellen: Why is this body sticky???
It was found next to a bed, we pretty much stole the guy's real doll
@@snowpegasi lmao
He also makes the Loathsome Dung Eater into a doll if you let him. Think about that.
@@Beriorn 🫣 he's the only one that can defile the corpse defiler
@@Picmanreborn expect us.
Im starting to think that Rennala is some kind of analogy to Walter White😳
Vince Gilligan is a genius
She got that golden crystal meth... Yeah she is basically Walter White.
MAGIC, BITCH!!!
Both have delicious toes 🤤
“Lustat, we need to cook.”
If in Elden Ring two we don't get a stone burger king hat for Thops I'm going to riot.
What if Elden Ring 2 takes place in the far future like dark souls 2 and 3 and theres now a new academy built in honor of thops and the whole world worships Goldmask like they do Marika
Elden Ring 2: This Time It's For Real
I'm so glad FromSoft were brave enough to take inspiration from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul
And possibly Postal 2, as you do kill pretty much everyone you meet if you're playing the game right. Hopefully the forthcoming expansion pack will add some sort of quest where you go to the mall to get a washed-up child actor's autograph. Prepare to cry.
those videos legitimately the best way to learn about the story
Eh, it depends. He's got the spirit but sometimes he's totally wrong about some things, although this video is pretty accurate. Always very entertaining though!
Those videos ARE *
@@synthraofficial5366Ok nerd
It’s in the lore 😐
@@snailgames223 indeed
One detail left out is that the slaughter of the Village of Albinaurics was ordered by Gideon Ofnir as HE was the one looking for Albus. This is confirmed by Nephili Loux, Albus himself, Latenna and a Finger Reading Crone. Meaning that the Omenkillers (or the ones killing Albinaurics) are employed by Gideon. I don't really think there is a connection to Rykard or Ranni with the Albinauric slaughter I just think it's a coincidence of proximity as they have nothing to do with reaching the Haligtree.
I think the Omenkillers are now for-hire mercenaries who like to kill poor people. Theyre not tied to one specific faction, they can be found wherever someone needs a mass kidnapping or slaughter. This includes Gideon, Volcano manor and Leyndell.
Agreed
I think he was more talking about the torture of the Albinaurics in Volcano Manor
You can get to that “secret” boss fight going down the stairs from the godskin past the flame monk and down around the lava through ledge jumps. Found it on accident not knowing about the teleport.
That’s what I did lol
Straight up I really like your ER content because of how you cover it. There’s not a set list, you’ll cover something neat and really go in depth even if it’s not critical to lore. Dung eater, weeping peninsula, now glintstone. No pattern or anything, I like how it’s whatever you find cool instead of covering things just to cover them just because it’s in the game. Big fan DT!
He doesn't cover them just because it's in the game. He does it because IT'S IN THE LORE
God approval from the big man himself. Good job.
Sellen be like: Ballin but at what cost.
i love it when sellen goes AAAHHH UHHH. So inspiring
No wait seriously, thanks for mentioning the abductor virgin takes you to a unique place, I'd have had literally no idea without you mentioning.
I only knew about it from early elden ring speed runs
To elaborate- Fallingstar Beast and Astel are indeed the same species. You can even find the in-between stage of growth of this thing, those hanging thing in few caves that throw rocks at you.
Thing is inspired by antlions and if the connection runs deeper- then it means Astel spends most of it's life as the Fallingstar Beast (basically an Astel larvae)
And I do also agree with the theories of people that glintstone is alive and basically "part of the outer gods" or something like that and quite parasitic (just like the fkin outer gods)
Also, Toph is better that Sellen- he doesn't commit warcrimes on his way to make the barrier spell
Thops is a Chad
Jesse, we need to go to the academy
Finally, I thought you were lost in the void of bang cutscenes and abandoned this joint to play Lego games,my worries were unfounded. Hug lady next ?
The Abductor Virgin is not the only way to get to the "Secret Boss Fight" in Volcano Manor, right outside the temple where we fought the Godskin in Volcano Manor, you can jump down and do some normal, non-glitch platforming and get to the lower level to fight the two Abductor Virgins, along with procuring a handful of items et al. The video was hilarious as always, just wanted to make this one part clear.
unironically great and thought-provoking
You can get to the double abductor virgin boss fight via normal means without getting killed by the one at the academy. I never knew about that teleport though, that’s super neat
Thank you so much Dark Tark for teaching about the nature of glinstone. All my friends started to smoke glinstone and I was about to join. Very cool, thank you!
I don't think Sorceries and Incantations being the same thing means that Incantations are powered by glintstone, but rather that Glintstone Sorceries are kinda like incantations of whatever outer god makes Glintstone (propably one or both of the moons)
I remember finding Sellen in Weeping Peninsula and thinking, "I'm such a smart clever boy!" Then promptly killed her trying to free her because how was I supposed to know the quest would continue some 20 hours later.
I'm genuinely impressed with how I gain more understanding of the lore in these games through your videos than more serious "lore analysis" channels. Writing for comedy means keeping someone's attention with every sentence, while analysis/academia doesn't mind if you drift off here and there. You keep threading the needle of holding attention with memes *and* showing off all the nuance of Elden Ring's story and game design. 👍 Glad I subscribed, it looks good on my resume.
I really hope this guys video pops off like the dung eater one, I genuinely enjoy his editing
Please keep making videos like this, not even just on Elden Ring, your delivery, tone, and humor makes me forget to take my antidepressants fr, you're awesome and make great content, much love!
Antidepressants are a scam
4:25 I thought Ensha attacked the village of the albinaurics, 'cause as soon as you return to the roundtable hold after getting the half of the medallion, he attacks you.
Ensha and the Omenkillers are on the payroll of Gideon. The left half of the medallion was hidden away from the Alb Killers by the pot guy. Once Gideon is aware that you have it, he sends Ensha to ambush you. I don't think Ensha personally attacked the village. Seems kinda overkill to send the Omenkiller, Profaned Perfumer, and Ensha when the Albs can't really fight back. Just the first two were probably enough.
me who always does the consecrated snowfield skip: what medallion
It's weird, because Ensha seems to be acting way ahead of what Gideon's asked of him and they're in the middle of some kind of schism that ultimately proves fatal to Ensha when the player character walks around, but Gideon also doesn't condemn what Ensha did either, and kicks Nepheli Loux out of his service when she gets revenge on his men that, presumably, participated in the Albinauric massacre. Even besides what it says about Gideon - that he's perfectly willing to use mass violence and intimidation and doesn't morally object to it, even if he doesn't actively want to and thinks Ensha is foolish for being so trigger happy - it opens a lot of questions...
Probably the one I'm most interested in: who _is_ Ensha?
On the one hand, he seems to have some kind of entirely unique power up his sleeve, in that he can somehow either suppress the Peacebond magic at work in the Roundtable Hold, or else somehow divert the teleportation powers of the Tarnished as granted by Sites of Lost Grace/the guidance of Grace in order to trap your PC in a fake Roundtable. He's also apparently able to use Collapsing Stars which is not only an extremely advanced gravity sorcery, it's also one invented by, and otherwise known exclusively by, Radahn himself - this indicates both incredible intelligence and some ties to the Redmanes on Ensha's part. Lastly, the game classifies him as a "Great Enemy", much like Gideon himself way down the line.
On the other, Ensha seems _hilariously_ weak in game, to an extent that I cannot believe it wasn't intentional. But even besides the game mechanics... why does he come after you, an immortal Tarnished, as he himself apparently lacks the same immortality? Clearly he isn't a Tarnished then, and I can only imagine he doesn't actually know how Tarnished work. Or else he hoped to somehow permanently incapacitate your character, like how the second D brother smashes up Fia at the end of that quest? (Or maybe producing a Great Rune cost her the guidance of Grace and therefore her immortality.)
So... how, and _why,_ does Ensha do any of these Ensha things?
The truth : Gideon is the worst character of Elden Ring.
Everyone is his pawn.
And he won't cover you.
He doesn't care about your life.
Only his matters.
Ensha failed to kill you, so Gideon is cool with you. Not about to fight a losing battle you see.
Which make it particularly impactful when he choses to fight you himself at the end. He knows he'll die. His fight is a joke. But it is his last chance. You are an inch close to becoming elden lord, the purpose of his life. He simply can't let you.
Can you imagine what the voice actors think about their characters story😂 especially these “smaller” ones
I remember when my teacher had glintstones. He probably was looking too deep into the primeval current because he couldn’t do magic and the glintstones hurt his body. He had to have them removed before it was too late
I also had some glintstones, they burn like hell in your urethra.
I heard that President Marika's downfall was actually due to her son Godwin leaving his laptop full of evidence of his Glintstone addiction with a Raya Lucaria repairman in Delaware.
Bono's lore guides to Lord of the Rings is really helping me understand mostly nothing. 10/10.
Vaati might be making a really good lore video
but atleast this one is not making me fell asleep
They didnt put a portrait of Haima because they hate anything that involves str
TLDR: Gigachads got shamed by nerds
bro put a TLDR for one sentence
@@paracame8162 ye.
The Glintstones is an Lands-between animated sitcom produced by Rennala-Barbera Productions. The series takes place in a romanticized Stone Age setting and follows the activities of the titular family, the Glintstones, and their next-door neighbors, the Chubbles. Duh
Ah yes, I remember the little kid characters, Pew Pew and (Glintstone) Pebbles.
Hands down the best video about glinstone! It has everything, lore and memes! Please continue this path, your content is incredible
I Ludwig, am in dire need of glowing rocks to make a new moonlight sword.
I really appreciate the Glintstone/Gacha sight gags.
I love your take on lore telling, funny and direct and not overselling it on the emotions… very cool Chanel
Oooo I've been waiting on another elden ring video, love your content man 🙌
It would seem that the real Elden Ring was Thops all along.
out of nowhere the best elden ring player is back... will he find a challenge this time?
One of the most creative and nicest video I've ever seen about elden ring!
I love the way you edit your videos and your sense of humor is my favorite kind! Keep up the great work DT 🙂
I'm glad you mentioned the thing about the creepy thing teleporting you to the volcano manor because I'm on my first playthrough and heard that was a thing but didn't know it brings you to a unique area of it and so I just figured it was just a cool Eastern egg but never had a reason to go try it.
Jesse, we need to study at the academy
Note: you can reach that part of volcano manor through other methods.
Thank you for teaching this in a way that my 10 int build can understand
Something I haven't seen anyone take note of yet is the possibility of a connection between the living jars and the study of graven schools/masses. When you find the graven school talisman the room is filled with living jars and we know that living jars are filled with the remains of warriors. We can assume that a graven school by its appearance is a mass of sorcerers who have merged their bodies into a ball. Perhaps the people interested in creating a graven school were interested in the anatomy/physicality of a living jar to perform a similar process to become something like a living jar themselves only a jar made of glintstone crowns?
This is the moment Hank cooked Glintminerals
You know those situations where you reload and "she's dead?" I often wonder, what happens if we wait… could it actually be something we could have stopped?!
The glintstone gummies got me fucked up
rejoice! The great Dark Tark has graced us with his presence!
0:44 from the bottom of my heart I thank you for putting that in the video and saying what it is. Addiction.
Bro i got home super stressed and the first video im watching is yours and im already lmao, thanks dude.
so
in Dark Souls the magic you shoot are generally souls (minus the humanity)
but in Elden Ring the magic you shoot are rocks and some magic space beams
I love how the comment section is starting to sound more like dark tark 😂
Learning Ranni committed war crimes only makes her hotter
Fr
How is it that this video is how I learned Jon Hamm hazed a guy so badly he got paralyzed?
Honestly great summary you helped me understand & in a humorous fashion
i LOVE these videos and your voice. keep doing videos my man.
I love this guy so much. I've never been more excited for new videos!
No over the top tryhard meme. This guy is naturally funny
Actually explains more than I could find anywhere 🤣
Do I have false memories of getting to that part of the manor without teleporting? I could swear I found out about the teleport to it after I'd already found the area itself.
I was so relieved when I got out of the cave and found I was home in Copenhagen 😍
You can get to that part of volcano manor without getting hugged by the abductor virgin..just gotta burn the feets a bit on the most non deadly lava ever..
Dude I absolutely love your videos I’m laughing the entire time
4:48 Rykard is also part of the Carian royal family. He's Rannis brother
Wait a minute cuckoo knights?
Cuckoo
Cuck-oo
Cuck?
My brain is throbbing from this lore
Seing sellen end up like that...it really did feel like altus plateau
I feel sorry for thop’s, it’s not his fault he can’t get a Burger King helmet.😿
Could not tell you why I love watching these videos at x1.25 speed but it just makes the comedy hit me a lot harder
I indicated in my resume that I'm subscribed to your channel and got accepted! Love your content
I can't believe that somebodhi still remember "The Powder Toy" game. Amazing
Meme/lore videos are my favorite
You should tell us when you're using cut content in the video. I was gonna use the M1 Abrams in my build but it's cut :(
12:41 I'm not sure what the video has to do with what you're saying but I was dying anyway
where can i find the video?
Holy shit YESSS ANOTHER DARK TARK VIDEO. I am literally going to make popcorn, I'm so unbelievably happy right now.
A new episode of Better Call Saul AND a Dark Tark video ? It doesn't get better than this
The scooby doo running noises as enemies approach gets me every time. I love this format.
Dark Tark, don't forget FIA questline and Rune of Death. Also Three Finger ending.
Putting you on my resume got me hired at my new dream job, I'm now a full time Crystal Meth Enthusiast!
My day is much better thanks to this upload
Thanks for telling me the secrets of that space juju
My dear apprentice.... *We need to cook*
"Boys new dark tark vid just dropped"
I love glintstone. Glintstone fixed my broken marriage
4:58 I'd not say it was a only a partnership, considering the fact that Rykard (along with Ranni) is Rennala's child, so it's likely that the abductor virgins are there to protect his mother along with the hologram we have to fight
Jesse we need to cook the magic blue rocks
Bro that random clip of pain towards the end hit me like a truck
I never thought i'd see austin peterson in an elden ring lore video.
Keep making these
Jesse, we need to cook glintstone
I love your videos man, keep it up
these videos have changed the way i look at elden ring dude
I will now take my glintstone vitamins before watching sellen’s “bang bus” audition.
I put on my resume that im subscribed to your channel and got a job! Even got a bonus and have to clean the toliets thank you!
Wake up babe, Dark Tark just posted