Jim Gaffigan On Hanging Out With Beautiful People | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2019
  • (Original airdate: 06/28/02) Jim Gaffigan weighs the differences between hanging out with attractive people vs. ugly people and wonders how the Mona Lisa would fare at a modern-day modeling agency. Experience the "Best Of Stand-Up From Conan" on our podcast hosted by CONAN writer Laurie Kilmartin. Only on Stitcher Premium: www.stitcherpremium.com/conan
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  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 4 роки тому +66

    I'm a linguist and I think Gaffigan deserves an honorary linguistics degree just for pointing out the way ugly=bad is built into our language.

    • @RLaHive
      @RLaHive 3 роки тому +4

      It's just nature I'm afraid.. Society is a reflection of ourselves as a collective consciousness. Babies respond to attractive looks more positively that somebody who is objectively ugly..

    • @mr.casillas1556
      @mr.casillas1556 3 роки тому

      @@RLaHive true

  • @KARENboomboomROXX
    @KARENboomboomROXX 4 роки тому +141

    Man I thought I had seen all his work!

    • @tomjoad929
      @tomjoad929 3 роки тому

      @Burr Anderson would instantly pick u up on a bad day

  • @thearyaputra
    @thearyaputra 4 роки тому +33

    Jim is the comedian who didn't lost his touch. Still funny after all these years.

  • @manualLaborer
    @manualLaborer 4 роки тому +88

    It almost sounded like he had a tiny bit more material but he closed it on that good note... more comedians should do that.

    • @rebeccaatkinson6612
      @rebeccaatkinson6612 4 роки тому +1

      BRIAN u have to be kidding I have heard a ton new so stay tuned

  • @parasxoselement7524
    @parasxoselement7524 4 роки тому +128

    These beauty jokes were really deep and truthful and hurt a lot tbh..grat job he did there.

    • @unclefreddieDied
      @unclefreddieDied 4 роки тому +7

      yeah... I'm going through an awkward phase right now

    • @anniefannycharles9951
      @anniefannycharles9951 4 роки тому +6

      @@unclefreddieDied oh jeezus LOL

    • @lisaf.2636
      @lisaf.2636 4 роки тому +11

      Although beauty is talked about a lot it’s not what makes somebody love another person. It isn’t even what makes somebody like another person. It is true that if somebody is beautiful on the outside but mean and nasty on the inside they stop looking beautiful. If somebody is averagep on the outside but beautiful on the inside then even the outside becomes beautiful...it may be the way someone stands or the curve of their mouth, but suddenly there is no one that can replace them... so don’t despair!

    • @tamarabradshaw4799
      @tamarabradshaw4799 4 роки тому +3

      Lisa F. Wow, that was beautifully stated Lisa, and so true. I believe that also, that beauty really starts on the inside. Bravo.

    • @sonnyburnett8725
      @sonnyburnett8725 3 роки тому

      Aurora O. , You must be young.

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 4 роки тому +26

    This was a solid set, and I have heard none of these jokes before by him.

  • @shuttermaniacproductions5149
    @shuttermaniacproductions5149 4 роки тому +130

    I can't stop looking at the food stain on his shirt. Definitely fits the bit. Jim Gaffigan is awesome.

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 4 роки тому +7

      I never noticed that. But I did notice the big pit stain under his arm at the end.

    • @jamesbelkin9204
      @jamesbelkin9204 4 роки тому +16

      Probably from a hot pocket

    • @granny58
      @granny58 4 роки тому +2

      I know. Me too.

    • @dianekmk
      @dianekmk 4 роки тому +4

      🥓

    • @us-bw6hg
      @us-bw6hg 4 роки тому +6

      Or the sweat stains in the pits that he's trying to hide by holding his arms really close to his body.

  • @davidvollmar9029
    @davidvollmar9029 4 роки тому +9

    " It's getting ugly. " I guess I'm fine. 😂

  • @jfry3276
    @jfry3276 4 роки тому +42

    More of Jim please

  • @kobbetop
    @kobbetop 4 роки тому +132

    Jim has perfected his food related act almost 20 years now ;-)

    • @unclefreddieDied
      @unclefreddieDied 4 роки тому +1

      hahaha I just realized that!!!

    •  4 роки тому

      And dressed for the role.

  • @MehboobIslam
    @MehboobIslam 4 роки тому +214

    This guy looks like if Andy and Conan had a kid together

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 4 роки тому +4

      Hot.

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому +1

      So all you're saying is he used to be leaner but now he is fatter.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому

      You're like totally confirming his premise.

    • @danoduncan1763
      @danoduncan1763 4 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !.....xD

    • @specialwhenlit8435
      @specialwhenlit8435 4 роки тому +1

      @whatisthis131321213 Pocket.....

  • @bigtimetorifan
    @bigtimetorifan 4 роки тому +25

    This is a gem! The Fact that I’ve never seen it makes it all the more so.

  • @marshathefishy5721
    @marshathefishy5721 3 роки тому +3

    Edgy humor, fabulous delivery!!!!

  • @Tommyr
    @Tommyr 4 роки тому +19

    Jim's one of the best!

  • @danoduncan1763
    @danoduncan1763 4 роки тому +8

    Halle Berry heard that joke and is STILL laughing !... xD

  • @arrjee9474
    @arrjee9474 4 роки тому +14

    This guy is so funny, had me literally laughing g out loud!

  • @brianerney8119
    @brianerney8119 4 роки тому +29

    Skip lunch twice that funny lol 😂 😂 😂

  • @vaughnkavon3993
    @vaughnkavon3993 4 роки тому

    Jim you are a great performer. There's a bit of acting going on occasionally with the back and forth between the real and the fantasy person with a different voice. It's good timing, good jokes, and those funny stories that people love. The audience laughter and applause adds to it also. I really want see you live as soon as possible so I can tell others "I was there". I've recommended your You Tube videos to most all of my family so they can appreciate you too.

  • @vadamsable
    @vadamsable 4 роки тому +7

    Thank you Jim, I needed that laugh today! Thank you!

  • @ingenious5480
    @ingenious5480 4 роки тому +13

    This was all 100% true

  • @dianejones3811
    @dianejones3811 4 роки тому +4

    Wow....18 years ago, guy still funny and going strong.❤

  • @BIGREDTECH
    @BIGREDTECH 3 роки тому +2

    It’s crazy 2002 feels like a few days ago!

  • @iamfuturetrunks
    @iamfuturetrunks 2 роки тому +3

    Wow that was hilarious. Haven't heard some of these bits before. I was literally laughing out loud.

  • @rodbob11
    @rodbob11 4 роки тому +2

    That was great,some stuff I had never heard befor. Usually I just watch Jims shows over and over.

    • @rodbob11
      @rodbob11 4 роки тому +1

      @born2xlr8 yep LOL I LOVE Brian Regan I have watched ALL of his stuff several times over the years also

  • @michaeltubbs272
    @michaeltubbs272 4 роки тому +1

    Good stuff

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 4 роки тому +2

    Excellent! Great laughs#

  • @TheGinger5678
    @TheGinger5678 4 роки тому +2

    brilliant

  • @naturallyweird661
    @naturallyweird661 3 роки тому

    This one is gold ... I can feel it

  • @mikecole1664
    @mikecole1664 4 роки тому +9

    So unbelievably true. The bar has been set so high for men. Half the guys at the gym would be considered serious bodybuilders/weightlifters 30 years ago. It's over the top.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 4 роки тому +2

      Also, women are expected to have thicc booties these days (in order to be considered hot). No thanks, too much work.

    • @garrettkajmowicz
      @garrettkajmowicz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sisterlisk You mean fat? No, thanks.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 4 роки тому +1

      @@garrettkajmowicz Does thicc mean fat, are you asking? No, it means worked out, muscular glutes

    • @lisaf.2636
      @lisaf.2636 4 роки тому +1

      I remember when no butts were in ... my glory days.

    • @jbrown8601
      @jbrown8601 4 роки тому +1

      "Over the top" is a awesome movie

  • @TheReminisce777
    @TheReminisce777 4 роки тому +3

    his standup is so good

  • @anishkhajuria4494
    @anishkhajuria4494 4 роки тому +2

    Gold.

  • @DS-vj1um
    @DS-vj1um 4 роки тому +1

    Love Jim Gaffigan :)

  • @jaynbishop9000
    @jaynbishop9000 4 роки тому +7

    The accuracy Is saddening😤

  • @johnpalermo4466
    @johnpalermo4466 3 роки тому +3

    Say what you want but he's one hundred percent right

  • @Mandrake591
    @Mandrake591 4 роки тому +2

    Jim Gaffigan is the best!!!

  • @ijazm
    @ijazm 4 роки тому +35

    This was funny.

  • @marjorieprintz2468
    @marjorieprintz2468 4 роки тому +2

    Just looked up Jim's
    last name...
    The first 3 letters in irish mean entertainment house Gaff
    So fitting for a funny comedien guy(;
    Thank you Jim for making me smile and laugh a little this morning and the last 2 or 3 mornings...
    ☕ & your funny jokes(:
    ty

  • @epicon6
    @epicon6 4 роки тому +4

    Living legend.

  • @_gongster2835
    @_gongster2835 4 роки тому +2

    Lol, pretty hilarious 🙌🏻

  • @shsu23
    @shsu23 2 роки тому

    Here because of Jim’s guest spot on Films to be Buried with.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 роки тому +75

    That Jim Gaffigan guy is going to be big someday i'm sure.

    • @Atem_in_the_streets
      @Atem_in_the_streets 4 роки тому +3

      Nah. They'll eat him alive

    • @alex45041
      @alex45041 4 роки тому +1

      Jim who?

    • @kristenness6034
      @kristenness6034 4 роки тому +2

      I dont see that ever happening. He's to family friendly.

    • @turtle11bravo39
      @turtle11bravo39 4 роки тому +3

      You guys cant be serious. MF'er had like 5 specials and has been in about 12 movies. Dudes huge already!

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 роки тому +9

      @@turtle11bravo39 They are joking lol

  • @cynthiarusso5967
    @cynthiarusso5967 4 роки тому

    He is really something!!

  • @OzKayLoz
    @OzKayLoz 4 роки тому +27

    😂This guy funny as hell

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 3 роки тому +1

    Ah...the early years...great stuff.

  • @bluetickfreddy101
    @bluetickfreddy101 4 роки тому

    Funny fella
    Thanks

  • @ivag.5398
    @ivag.5398 4 роки тому +6

    Oh this is gold😂😂

  • @jenniferbates2811
    @jenniferbates2811 4 роки тому +6

    Love him! I call it the " pretty privilege".

  • @djjess9553
    @djjess9553 4 роки тому

    That was good

  • @chrisabraham8793
    @chrisabraham8793 4 роки тому +4

    Jim looks slim, no cake about.

  • @luckydog5200
    @luckydog5200 3 роки тому +2

    When Jim had hair!

  • @tinywrasher7923
    @tinywrasher7923 4 роки тому +1

    He’s in good shape here boy

  • @dmac1170
    @dmac1170 4 роки тому +56

    Skinny Jim...slim Jim!🤔

  • @plutobeliever
    @plutobeliever 4 роки тому +3

    Hey, one I never saw...funny as hell...

  • @ninjasloth6327
    @ninjasloth6327 4 роки тому +1

    I love Restaurant Style food!

  • @AubreyJM
    @AubreyJM 3 роки тому

    Truth.

  • @lordnagatron
    @lordnagatron 4 роки тому +7

    BOY! That handsome guy sure has perfected lip syncing to the Jim Gaffigan bit....PERFECT!!! PERFECT MY GOOD MAN!!!

  • @Apollo3698
    @Apollo3698 4 роки тому +2

    This was great

  • @ricolives1166
    @ricolives1166 4 роки тому +11

    I thought that was Joe Buck for second

  • @503945158
    @503945158 4 роки тому +7

    I love to go to diners where waiters are fat...gives me confidence that food will be greasy and tasty.

  • @Bulletisred
    @Bulletisred 4 роки тому

    He is good 👍

  • @pattytoscano9569
    @pattytoscano9569 4 роки тому

    Funny!

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 4 роки тому

    What a hilarious dude.

  • @SarahKelley
    @SarahKelley 3 роки тому

    Holy God, it's Thinm Gaffigan!

  • @bluedog0012able
    @bluedog0012able 4 роки тому +32

    Wait how many kids ago was this?

    • @foreigncarsrule
      @foreigncarsrule 4 роки тому +16

      He had no kids at the time, the clip is 17 years old.

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 роки тому +2

      foreigncarsrule yup, and his first-born was born a year and a half after this

    • @janetmiller9215
      @janetmiller9215 3 роки тому +1

      He wasn't married yet.

    • @SarahKelley
      @SarahKelley 3 роки тому

      This was 32 children ago for Jim.

  • @SupahFans
    @SupahFans 4 роки тому

    underrated Comic

  • @mikkol.1376
    @mikkol.1376 4 роки тому +7

    Weird to think that this was shot only 11 years after Gorbachev was in power.

    • @Koffling
      @Koffling 4 роки тому

      18 months after 9/11.

    • @JCTiggs1
      @JCTiggs1 4 роки тому

      @@Koffling 9 months

    • @Koffling
      @Koffling 4 роки тому +2

      @@JCTiggs1 Math is just a matter of opinions, man.

  • @highpriority4015
    @highpriority4015 4 роки тому

    in a beautiful shape

  • @foreigncarsrule
    @foreigncarsrule 4 роки тому

    Ha ha, he did a great job!!!

  • @FreeTimeFeats
    @FreeTimeFeats 4 роки тому +4

    Excellent stache, bring it back!

  • @Siegbert85
    @Siegbert85 4 роки тому +1

    wow, that felt 90s

  • @physiotherapistpaulina9340
    @physiotherapistpaulina9340 4 роки тому +24

    it IS sad how much we prize beauty! we need to focus on developing our minds................

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +1

      It's easier to apply makeup and jog than to develop your mind/character/spirit - especially when so much importance is placed on appearance, especially in this social-media obsessed age.

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 4 роки тому +1

      @@yellowblanka6058 Plus people can SEE beauty, they can't see how awesome your brain works ( I don't think it's right, I'm just saying this is how shallow people are)

    • @penyarol83
      @penyarol83 4 роки тому +1

      & especially, hearts

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому

      And learning to remove our fingers from the period key.

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamesmcinnis208 Nah...... the period key....... is a thing......... of beauty.

  • @memyselfkarenmei1701
    @memyselfkarenmei1701 4 роки тому +1

    My street name is Taft, I just learned why😅

  • @amitmishra856
    @amitmishra856 4 роки тому +8

    Why have I not heard of him before? He is hilarious 😂

    • @78phaser
      @78phaser 4 роки тому +5

      Because you've been living under a rock.

    • @amitmishra856
      @amitmishra856 4 роки тому +1

      @@78phaser we are all living under a rock brother,one way or another.

    • @valerieparker2242
      @valerieparker2242 4 роки тому

      Umm, you tell us.

    • @peterpadro9211
      @peterpadro9211 4 роки тому +1

      I envy you. You have so much amazing content to listen to.

  • @arthur_stephens
    @arthur_stephens 4 роки тому +20

    Kinda surprised he didn’t say Hot Pocket at the end.

  • @Toocoolforunclesam
    @Toocoolforunclesam 4 роки тому +2

    Holy crap hes like 30 years younger

  • @caryd67
    @caryd67 4 роки тому

    Great, now I want a hotdog

  • @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk
    @Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk 4 роки тому

    Funny.

  • @Jakke101
    @Jakke101 4 роки тому +19

    Wow! Jim sure lost alotta weight, thank goodness he still carries his good sense of humour!
    Edit: Whoops, just informed this is from like almost twenty years ago🤦‍♂️ I’ll see myself out

    • @jacobeverett8955
      @jacobeverett8955 4 роки тому +2

      This is old. Idk if you are joking 😂

    • @Jakke101
      @Jakke101 4 роки тому +4

      JacobEverett Oh man, epic fail😂

    • @philwright2480
      @philwright2480 4 роки тому

      Alotta ??

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah hes actually looking pretty bad now XD Edit: I mean things are looking pretty ugly XD

    • @orangebpumpkin5676
      @orangebpumpkin5676 3 роки тому

      I saw him on his personal channel this week and he looks like he lost a lil weight. Either way it doesn’t effect how truly talented he is.

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 4 роки тому +8

    The restaurants I don't want to go to are the "Farm to table". The less I know about where my food comes from the better. Imagine pictures on the menu. "This is Edgar. He's the pig your pork chops came from".

  • @MrOfeast
    @MrOfeast 4 роки тому +2

    🤣

  • @christianheichel
    @christianheichel 4 роки тому +4

    Gorbachev had a red spot on his head. Conan O'Brien has a red spot on his head.
    Coincidence?
    I think not!!

  • @santiagocarreno5881
    @santiagocarreno5881 2 роки тому

    This guy is so good at saying things but then again, in general all people have that ability

  • @MITOMANOx
    @MITOMANOx 4 роки тому

    OMG Conan is even taller than Jim.

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls 4 роки тому

    Jim looking like Lalo from Better Call Saul

  • @granny58
    @granny58 4 роки тому +13

    Beauty or wealth do NOT imply virtue.

    • @k8aik8ai
      @k8aik8ai 4 роки тому +2

      Americans, conditioned by TV and advertising, sadly are convinced otherwise.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +1

      No, but for better or worse we're conditioned to think that better looking people are more worthy, intelligent, virtuous, brave.

    • @spore9428
      @spore9428 4 роки тому

      Of course

  • @candy-cc5rr
    @candy-cc5rr 4 роки тому +2

    Conan show is going to end 😭😭😢😢

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman 4 роки тому

    Didn't stop James Carville.

  • @carluslei9121
    @carluslei9121 4 роки тому +1

    He is good. He should become professional!😀

  • @daniellee1722
    @daniellee1722 4 роки тому +1

    Halle Berry in Jungle Fever too. The whole time I was thinking how attracted I was to a crackhead

    • @granny58
      @granny58 4 роки тому

      I don't see it. I guess beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому

      Ever seen her picture without makeup? I was so disappointed. She's just as beautiful!

  • @Radnally
    @Radnally 4 роки тому +2

    Monsters Ball had a plot?

  • @morbido13
    @morbido13 4 роки тому +2

    Very funny!
    Also, dude is sweating a lot

  • @agatha6267
    @agatha6267 4 роки тому +2

    He's much funnier now.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 4 роки тому +14

    My godd he was trim

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 3 роки тому +1

      He's getting buff again. Wandered into a live stream of the Gaffigan nightly dinner hour last week & noticed his weight loss. Good, he'll be with us longer!

    • @JonnyDIY
      @JonnyDIY 3 роки тому

      @@factsoverfiction7826 ohh mann thats awesome, he's been getting a lot of acting gigs lately too which he loves

  • @slonky821
    @slonky821 4 роки тому +16

    Bunch of weirdos in this comment section

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 роки тому +1

      whatisdrugs Unh. . . Uh...uhn. . . Oh. . . .oh... ahhhh.. reeee.... uh... ahhhhhhhhhhh. Oh yeaaaaah. Pripyat!!!!

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 4 роки тому +3

      Bunch of weirdos on UA-cam*

    • @IWillHarvestYourToes
      @IWillHarvestYourToes 4 роки тому

      @@LJdaentertainer True that.

  • @sarahl9201
    @sarahl9201 4 роки тому

    oh wow. how old is this?

  • @kaizer9455
    @kaizer9455 4 роки тому +1

    Hate ta say it but Jim's seen better days in his career for sure 😬

  • @ziggyj7155
    @ziggyj7155 4 роки тому +9

    Gaff pre-hiGH VOICe inFLECtion

  • @princeampaduowusu9926
    @princeampaduowusu9926 4 роки тому +2

    Hi

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 4 роки тому +1

    I'm surprised how he didn't talk about how beautiful people try to keep life easy for each other, too. Maybe that would have been too angering.

  • @moodster1716
    @moodster1716 3 роки тому

    He looks like Chris prat had a clone mixed with Harrison Ford