Millennials Think Seattle Is Ghetto. Billy Anderson - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 15 січ 2020
- Millenials think that Seattle is Ghetto and a whole bunch of other awesome comedy from Billy Anderson for your viewing pleasure. If you would like to see more Dry Bar Comedy Specials download the Dry Bar Comedy App. The App is free to download and is available on all iOS and Android devices.
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"Ate quicker than my skin could keep up with." Hilarious!!!
this is the line that i came to comment on!
He is hilarious!!! The audience is strange🙄 I just loved it, couldn't stop giggling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Accents: husband is from outside Seattle, I’m from South MS, our children have such confusing accents 😂 our daughter says “Hey ya’ll guys!!”
My parents used to be in the military, and they're military brats themselves, so my accent is like that.
that's great. they're lucky tho, they will understand accents of all kinds much easier than most
😅
She sounds like sloth from the goonies aparently.
Ive never thought of Seattle having an accent although I say the same about the SF Bay Area.
As soon as he said, "Isn't that called petting your dog?", I was petting my dog. 😂
Seattle has one of the highest homeless demographics in the country. The city is in the Top 5. The rents are incredibly high. True, there are wealthy people there too, but the city isn't what it used to be.
Of course.
A city run by Democrats
What can you expect?
They destroy everything they touch.
They are a freaking plague.
Yeah..btw..isn't Yellowstone park the actual reason why the rent is sooo expensive? or the Pentagon death star?👽🤫
An area with a homelessness problem and a ghetto is not the same thing, though. An area can have both, but he is right, they're two different things.
seattle gonna have the next 9/11
Oscar Alvarez LMAO
"Father, why do I talka like dis"? This dude is hilarious.
Love the way this guy keeps up with the crowd interactions and the jokes, the best 🤣
I was so nervous, and then things started going well and you can see me switch over to like "Okay, NOW I can make fun of the stage."
@@BillyAndersonYT thank you Billy for being an awesome clean comedienne. Laughter is good for my depression😅
My husband and I talked about faking an accent for our kids then we finally had our first kid and we were so exhausted we forgot 😂
What's really funny is I went to a school where the child sounded like he had a sleepy adult accent.
Whenever I read to my kid, I do a Russian accent to balance out my wife’s Singaporean accent.
For the first three years of life, I spent all my waking hours with my grandparents. I didn't speak until I was three, didn't make a peep, so that my mother worried I was deaf or autistic. When I did begin speaking it was in full sentences with a lowland Scottish accent.
They thought I had a speech impediment when I started school so they sent me to twice weekly speech therapy from kindergarten to grade 4.
My speech therapist was an Italian woman with an accent so thick I couldn't understand most of what she said.
So now I just don't talk.
@@carlosdelgatito2039 😂 that seems about right
@@entertainmenteducates9073 😂
I was born in Seattle and find it hilarious that so many comics have stuff to say about the city.
Anywho, loved the accent jokes and the whole skit. Keep it up!
When he was talking about loose skin, sadly, I could totally relate! My baby weighed 11 Lbs 1 oz.... and I was only like 105 when I got pregnant! But, i got a tunny tuck when she was 6. The struggle is real! This guy is funny, I like him. I do not think that comedians get enough pay or recognition!!! Anyone agree? They are, after all, ENTERTAINERS, like actors, singers etc. Ty again Drybar 👏🎤
Bless you hon. Mine was 9 even. Ageed
Funny material, great timing, voices, facial expressions. Exceptional!
My husband has stretch marks on his sides and he told a friend of mine that he was attacked by a bear. SHE BELIEVED HIM! But I love this!
I used to tell people mine were from rabid dogs
i was attacked by a Tiger. just like that comedian Felip Esparza.. funny guy
Guys shouldn’t be ashamed of their stretch marks. They should learn to value them just like women do because not all women have stretch marks from giving birth. People shouldn’t feel a shame for having stretch marks. They represent something and usually it’s something to be celebrated.
I go with knife fight.
That’s hilarious! I’m going to suggest my husband does that!
But it’s not just having a baby that gives one stretch marks, for me it was my anti depressants. I did not know it was also used as an appetite inducer. I really wished I would have known that before I gained 15 kg (around 40lbs I believe) in a month. It’s not fun to be 17 and have purple striped boobs. Just saying...
I laughed to tears. Great comic. Some subtle humor under the obvious jokes.
I was waiting for the crowd to go bonkers when he said .... tell them to go back to where we came from. Oh well 🤷🏽
It really was the smartest dumb joke I ever heard.
You two are part of the fourth of th crowd they laughs that he spoke of
Utah. Mormons. 😑
That was brilliant 🤣
@@tyronegooch5251 yep they're all dead inside
Dry Bar is my happiest UA-cam find.
And the comedy is better than most main stream acts!
You had me at "$40,000 in Art School debt and nothing to loose" 🤣🤣😂
I'm so glad I didn't go to art school.
*lose. The only thing they have to "loose" is their wallets!😂💸💸💸
Lose*
My abdominals hurt from watching you! Don’t stop comedy, please 🙏 You’re amazing!
I just moved out of seattle after 20 years back to my hometown of detroit. I was shocked to find detroit bouncing back. the people around here i find to be way more optimistic than seattle residents. Oh, and my rent is 1/3 what it was in seattle. and i live in a better neighborhood now.
LMAO!!!! Of course your rent is a third cheaper. Its DETROIT. Who the hell wants to live there?
@@chuckhockey9464 will do thanks for the suggestion
Just don’t drink the public water there. You’d be better off drinking water from Mexico than Michigan. You can say it’s just Flint but I wouldn’t trust it.
Adawg420 Seattle people are all angry that they weren’t born richer! Screw them
@@katiekat4457 This is actually true in a lot of places, including some you might not expect. At this point, it is probably prudent to have your drinking water independently tested if you move to a new place.
Congratulations on quitting drinking! Thank you for speaking so candidly about it!
I was in Seattle 4 weeks ago...the first time since 1998. I saw a dude on the sidewalk, shooting something in his arm with a needle and syringe, in broad daylight. So...ya, maybe not the official ghetto, but wow, that was disturbing.
Mayyybe just diabetes? ;)
Heroin
Yeah a fair bit of washington and oregon is like that now from what i remember of my last visit. Its like a lot of yuppy areas but large homeless and drug demographic
That's everywhere now
@@sarahoshea9603 not phx burbs
My nana has dementia currently and I was laughing so hard at those stories because they're so true. Normally my nana will tell my dad that I was the one that pooped on the floor lol
Good on you for 110lbs! I just lost 80 over the last 14 months, so RE: stretch marks..... yes. All of this... :)
Congratulations on the weight loss.
Try coconut oil, it really works! I get the jar of it in the food section. So many good uses.
At "Daddy was going for Italian," the milk from my cereal went up my nose and I started choking on the cereal. Well played.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I didn't even know any Italian so I just went with Mario". 😅
Sounded like Jarjar Binks to me. Would have been much funnier.
This comedian is actually funny, hope to see more of his standup
This guy is hilarious! I loved how he made fun of the wicker baskets. His humor was flawless.
More! This guy is funny, clean and no crappy misogyny creeped in. What a treasure!
This is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 Ty ty ty
I just realized how accustomed I’ve become to the way the PNW works, because none of this surprises me.
Such a handsome dude, no matter what you think about his comedy.
You kind of look alike
😅
@@valkyrja-- lmfao omg
Ghettos in Seattle 😂😂😂😂
dude you were freaking hilarious, nice one :D
Great set, hilarious. I hope you get another special soon, thanks needed a good laugh!
As a southern girl, I have to say, there may be 2 accents that he brought up... but there are a few more southern accents. They’re all pretty rough. 😂
He said that they're the ones Hollywood uses :)
There's what I like to call the Waterboy accent. Anyone far enough in the south will know
@Cole Lewis that's called the bayou accent.
That was the whole point of the joke. He said Hollywood thinks there are just two accents, when actually there are many.
He’s explained why thousands of kids have ended up sounding like peppa pig
We lived in Augusta when my husband was stationed at Ft. Gordon, and honestly, I really loved it. Where else can you walk two blocks for amazing Mexican food (Veracruz ftw!) and two more blocks for a shooting range, and six blocks more to your kid's elementary school? I loved how you were close to everything, and yet because of the elevation, you felt like you were in the middle of nowhere, because you could turn onto your street (less than a mile from the junction of three freeways) and be surrounded by trees and mountain.
Great!!!! Comedian!!!
... observations from life...result in great comedy...
Hope he has many many years as a successful comedian!!!!
When Billy said he brings a lot to the table, I thought he was going to say "like a skin flap tablecloth!" 😝😂
Anyone who lives south of Seattle doesn't claim to be from Seattle for reasons such as these
the rumors keep people from ruining the mecca...
Yeah, but Tacoma is WAY more ghetto than Seattle, especially Tacoma's Hilltop District. Back in the late 80s, some Hilltop Crips got into a 3-day long gunbattle with Army Rangers from Fort Lewis. The Tacoma PD stayed out of it.
@@chrisjaybecker hello, thank you!
@@chrisjaybecker The 80s are over 30 years ago. Is there a chance that Tacoma has changed a little over the last 30 years? Seattle certainly has.
Same direction..
Lol I've lived in Seattle my whole life and I can honestly say that there pretty much isn't any ghettos here anymore it's all been gentrified. If someone says a place in Seattle is "ghetto" what they really mean is either A. It is an area with a lot of ethnic diversity or B. It's slightly low income. However we do have a high homeless population and I was homeless for 6 years in Seattle so...there's that...
❤️💜
Used iv drig needles and homeless camps everywhere is the new American ghetto
I am glad you are not homeless anymore. I live in Los Angeles California and we do have homelessness because rent is horribly expensive. I can barely pay my rent.
Go down to the Rainier Valley and hang out pal. Maybe Rainier Beach. It's lovely...
Well, here's a this to match your that...
Can’t believe he lost all that weight! Awesome! Hysterical! Loved! Crowd just roared! 🤪😂
He is so funny. "Father...why do i talka likea dis lmfao" the crowd was so lame. He made me laugh so hard i had tears lol
That's Utah for ya...
This joke made me laugh so hard, too.
I've listened to this joke so many times, and it never gets old.. to me anyway
He's the funniest guy they've had in a while.
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One of my favorite dry bar comedies. So funny
“Dog massage? Call me old-fashioned, but isn’t that called ‘petting your dog?’”
"Ricky, take me to the sign shop" 😂😂😂
“Stretch marks and no baby to show for it” Classic 💯🦾🔥❤️🔥 Great Set 😂😵💀
This guy is great I love seeing new talent.
Omg the ridin seaturtles bit had me in tears! lol 😂 my face legit hurts from laughing so long
Also from small town Georgia. The whole accent bit was spot on!
Love this guy, what a great comedian. Thanks!
I'm from Tx and I'm literally drinking sweet iced tea rn 😂😂😂😂
I live in Georgia and always order unsweet tea. They always assume I'm not southern, but just like all of us weren't born in coveralls with one buckle undone, we don't all eat fried everything or like sweet tea. ;) ordering a bagel and lox while my husband gets a gravy biscuit always gets a look 🤣
I'm from Newnan, Ga. I love this guy💕 he's so good and funny
Me: *Looks at sea turtle
Sea turtle: *Looks at me
Me: You are my steed, and my friend.
Gabriel iglesias did the turtle joke almost exactly like that in his Hawaiian special
Former roomie was from Houston Texas I asked him if they liked unsweetened tea there being from the mid west. He said " lord no" XD
I am weird for around here liking any tea at all, but unsweetened is a favorite
I'm from the midwest and people like their tea sweet
Love his smart witty material. Great stage presence. Call me old fashioned but isn't massaging a dog petting? His Southern accent material? Love it!
Thank you so much!
LOL I used to work with Billy and had no Idea he'd become a standup. Dude if you see this Matt from Urban Outfitters says hi!
From one Southern boy to another; "I do declare, great show!"
Bless his heart.
This comment seems to be written in the exact accent that he was talking about, lol
@bob in the west it was done in that accent lol. But great show
He forgot the boiled peanuts in Dr.Pepper. Come’on
@@shesgoneforeverlife Coke not Dr Pepper, hes from Georgia
I'm all about some blacksmith forged artisanal shivs..😂
To be fair, that could describe almost any shiv.🤣😎
Called a 🔪
He is hilarious and sounds like Jeff Foxworthy, Matthew McConaughey and Mr Mackey on South Park! Awesome set!
Absolutely fantastic, laffed so mich 🤣
Lol he nailed the Hollywood southern accent. Hint hint...Leonardo DiCaprio in Django! This guy nailed the accent... I thought he was mimicking the movie when I heard it. But nope, just knows the truth and I’m so glad he called it out. Hilarious! I live in Seattle and he is very accurate about dog massage parlors! Can’t get more liberal then that! Great show!!! I want to see this guy live!!!
I lived across the sound from Seattle for a couple of years. Some of the most rude people I’ve ever met were in Seattle.
Yuppppp
When I was in Washington I felt the same. I had to get out of there
Dudes funnier than the boring audience lets on.
It's Utah
Kri MD I live in Seattle this is dumb
I think its the delivery.
k
Jay Fabsz hes good
I’m from Southern California and now live half an hour north of Seattle and the reason people think it’s a “ghetto” is because of how many homeless people are there!!! Lol
Very funny. I'd go see him if he came to town. I love anybody that yells. Makes me feel not so alone in the world.
I wanted to keep listening. He’s very good! Story teller. And really creative.
this is hilarious man!!! very impressed
The comments section is 90% people from Seattle that haven't actually seen ghetto
Have you ever been in a classroom with three teachers one speaking English, one Spanish and ebonics.
No kidding 😂 includin her^^^
Nathan ha
Come visit the hill district in Pittsburgh that’s the hood
Lol I work at a dog daycare near seattle and the first couple jokes were far too relatable. Theres a couple dogs that stay weeks at a time, go home for 2 days, just to come back and stay another 2 weeks. They basically pay someone else to own their dog and just visit them once in a while
Doctor(s)!
Like a divorce and dog daycare got custody
SO STUPID
Wow that's nuts. I miss my dog after a few hours at work 😹
Rich people problems....🙄
Hilarious through and through! Thanks for the great set I can’t wait to hear your next set!!
When I was in Venice, in the glass stores, the signs that said to not touch them were only in English.
Venice, Italy? Or California?
🤣🤣🤣
That's because must visitors from different countries speak English. Though the thought of it...
Wait, American English or British English? 🤣🤣🤣
@@KathyAZ Both!
@@kandimegahan7844 Wym British or American. For American's you get Don't Touch and for British you get Thou Doth Not Touch.
How the hell do you say don't touch in British English?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣oh my belly convulsions🤣😂🤣thank you for my way of tummy toning and keeping my mood positively uplifted 💞💞💞💞
From rough areas around Orlando. Just recently seen Seattle for a few before heading to Alaska. Absolutely no sense of danger in Seattle
BILLY PLEASE DON'T STOP!!
Being a comedian...
I'll be back at it once the pandemic is over for sure! :)
>gasp!Gasp!GASP!
I lived in McDonough, GA for a while when I was a kid, about 45 years ago. It was PARADISE! Agusta was The Big City! Those were GREAT days!
i was stationed at Gordon while doing my air force signal training. i thought agusta was a pretty nice town. i liked the rail bridges over the river
Wow I've never heard anyone say that about McDonough. I live near it and it is not... so lovely.
Now is it mcdonough or macdonough... The pronunciation changes depending lol
@@natewelchwr When I lived there, it could be pronounced "Paradise". It was as lovely and quaint as one could imagine.
Wow this guy is inexplicably amazing! Somehow he just keeps changing accents and his focus and landing bombshells in a series! :)
Loved this guy. Very intelligent. 🤍
Someone finally roasted the Dry Bar set/stage designs
I visited Seattle last March and, man... It got scary. XD
Tell me more
I have the Appalachian dialect. You can't just say southern dialect. There's many different versions
BRoman1237 southern mountain dialect (as the folk speech of Appalachia is called by linguists) is certainly archaic, but the general historical period it represents can be narrowed down to the days of the first Queen Elizabeth, and can be further particularized by saying that what is heard today is actually a sort of Scottish-flavored Elizabethan English. Having been isolated in the mountains and hollers, our dialect remains largely unchanged over the years. I love the way we speak! 😀
@@CalamityJoanie you are correct. Being stuck in our ways is a way of life in my parts. We like our simple lives and preserving yesterday.
I was under the mistaken impression that once a TV was in every household, accents would be disappear.
@@mbreckenridge2 I dont even watch tv. I watch random videos on UA-cam when I'm laying down for bed. Other than that I prefer to stay busy doing something productive
@@BRoman1237 youtube is essentially TV = P
Bill loves corn but he hates too chew!!😅🤣😂
Oof the crowd is pretty dead. Don't know why because he's funny.
he's very funny
I think they know nothing of Seattle, so they don't get the references.
I think I hear plenty of laughter but it isn’t very ‘mic’d’ which doesn’t create the same effect. When the camera cuts to the audience you can see they are really enjoying it.
Crowd sounds pretty alive to me. :/
Yeah brain dead crowd
There are not many above average comedians. This guy is well above average.
I live in Seattle. My family is from Oakland and the Sunnydale projects in SF. They really don't know what a ghetto is here. That brown out bit is accurate.
I think it's more like the British lost America, and changed their accent as a coping mechanism.
Nah, it was copyright and we lost our rights.
@@bringanotebook28 they literally did change their accents purposefully because they were so pissed that they didn't want to sound like the americans.
@Zhong Ping not entirely true. over time language and speech evolves and changes. that being said, there isn't one accent or dialect throughout all of the US. you go to maine and people will sound different than those in texas who will also sound different than those in new york or jersey, and all of them would sound different from someone from iowa who will sound different from those in the dakotas and wisconsin
And then there was south africa...
The first dry bar comedian who has commented on one of the backdrops!! I love it!
It's called the great divide (getting ever larger) between rich and poor. You have millionaires in mansions and people too poor to be able to afford a tent to live in. And yes, tent cities next to dog massage parlors.
R Totally. In downtown LA, next to skid row, there’s nothing but organic, vegan restaurants. 😳
Please don't tell us you really care more about the dam dogs...R🤨
@@rocarlosdavis622 Good Lord, wherever did you get THAT impression?
Weak argument. Are you having a hard time buy a tent and living.. maybe you should budget. Find out what's a need and a want. If a person's truly wants to change they will find a way; to other than that they want petty and or want to be taken care.
@@traumazombie3843 MLK: "It's a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his bootstraps."
Thank you for sharing your experience as a Funny person. God Bless you
gimme the sweet tea, gimme the sweet tea, mama! ahahahaha
Seattle saw this video and were like, "we better kick it up a notch"
6:19 it's the subtle eye twitches that get me every time!!
Favourite channel now, clean & hilarious humour . Great channel DRY BAR!
Made me laughed. He is very original.
He's so adorable 😍😍😍
I’m from Texas and we’ve lived in Edmonds, just outside Seattle for 15 years. We love it here but Seattle has really changed a lot due to this homeless, ie heroin problem. It’s scary to go to some of the restaurants down there cause the area is not safe. And road/ traffic issues are just too frustrating to talk about.
lol, I live in Seattle and feel that Edmonds is not safe. People get shot there all the time. And folks never get shot in Texas:)
@@shamanbeartwo3819 what part of Texas are you living in?
@@artifixtristi3408 - quote, "...I live in Seattle..."
@@shamanbeartwo3819 You said that, quote "...folks never get shot in Texas" and I was wondering where you would have been in Texas to assume that.
@@artifixtristi3408 - You forgot the most important part of that quote - :) Sorry, I'm not up to date on emojis and which one is for sarcasm.
17:40 FAAATHER? 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude's crazy hilarious, I laughed the whole time. I hope he's going more and more successful, stretch marks and all. And he is gorgeous! 😍😍😍
Fantastic!
Watching this after the corona virus and its really a ghetto now.... Amazing what can happen in 30 days.
After? We're still in it now
Good Morning from the ACTUAL tail-end of the virus lol
Thanks!
Loved this comedian's unique style. Very funny the way he speaks about men with stretch marks! And accents!
Can confirm spray painted hay bales in Augusta. LOL