THE ULTIMATE HUNGER GAMES! - Hunger Games Simulator

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  • Опубліковано 2 лис 2015
  • A story of pain, betrayal, unexpected love, and Bidoof.
    website used: brantsteele.net/hungergames/di...
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  • @jaketaylor9922
    @jaketaylor9922 4 роки тому +9675

    Man, this is the second time Lincoln’s been shot in the head

  • @pee9636
    @pee9636 4 роки тому +11333

    I’m just thinking : technoblade’s college classmate heard him describe himself as an old white guy with hot elbows RIP

    • @wrun1
      @wrun1 4 роки тому +540

      they saw his elbows O_o

    • @ironfriend3219
      @ironfriend3219 4 роки тому +80

      Yes •_•

    • @hristokukov2209
      @hristokukov2209 4 роки тому +42

      bruh

    • @starmangoogle7535
      @starmangoogle7535 4 роки тому +79

      I new there would be new comments on this video

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 4 роки тому +70

      How do you get top comment in a hour on a 5 year old video

  • @adventurekitty101
    @adventurekitty101 Рік тому +3230

    As a Canadian, I’m a proud a legend like Techno has compared my whole country to a badass like Morgan Freeman.

    • @Gabeatron9002
      @Gabeatron9002 Рік тому +15

      same, there is no greater honor I can think of

    • @PufflePufflePuffle
      @PufflePufflePuffle Рік тому +13

      Hard to believe he is dead

    • @RainyArab
      @RainyArab Рік тому +21

      @@PufflePufflePuffle Haven’t you heard? TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!

    • @adventurekitty101
      @adventurekitty101 Рік тому +9

      @@RainyArab Long live Technoblade!

    • @Gorillatag___
      @Gorillatag___ Рік тому

      Sorry Morgan freeman or Gordon freeman

  • @LiveLaughLoveAVtoilet
    @LiveLaughLoveAVtoilet 2 місяці тому +257

    Who would have thought that 8 years on from this video, our beloved queen would be dead, Donald trump would no longer be president, Juan would no longer be a meme, a new batman move starring Edward Cullen would come out, the harry potter franchise would end, star wars would be brought by Disney, Putin would start a war against Ukraine, bill nye was arrested for supposed drug use and that the beloved technoblade would pass away 2 years prior......... all that has changed but one thig will never, technoblade never dies, in our hearts...

    • @andynachos2045
      @andynachos2045 2 місяці тому +3

      Ye…

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven Місяць тому +13

      This video came out after the end of the Harry Potter franchise and the Star Wars takeover...

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 Місяць тому

      That bill nye thing was a hoax, a copy paste from a satirical website on an unreliable source. Howd you make this mistake from 4 weeks ago

    • @mishizon
      @mishizon Місяць тому +15

      Apparently the "Bill Nye arrested" was a fake news since 2014 but the last one is definitely a true in everyones hearts. Technoblade never dies!!

    • @lokakiu8285
      @lokakiu8285 16 днів тому +1

      technoblade never dies! this is an unchanging fact!

  • @aurealite
    @aurealite 4 роки тому +7465

    “ *Putin* ambushes *French* and *kills him* “
    Now that’s what I call history

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 4 роки тому +56

      Reminds me of q chunky french guy from the 19th century.

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 4 роки тому +26

      @@exginger528 was it a short guy who liked calling himself an emperor

    • @lukasrudenas5398
      @lukasrudenas5398 4 роки тому +17

      @@cianbarry9207 he wasnt short, he was average height for his time

    • @grongolawless1396
      @grongolawless1396 4 роки тому +3

      You made this a month ago, 4 years after it was made. And you got 975 likes. HOW

    • @aurealite
      @aurealite 4 роки тому +2

      @@grongolawless1396 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @thealbumreviewer2889
    @thealbumreviewer2889 3 роки тому +3786

    When I searched “white science man” it showed the Wikipedia for Neil DeGrasseTyson. When I searched “black science man” Neil showed up. The man who is black and white.

  • @nuclearreactor395
    @nuclearreactor395 Рік тому +1427

    “Anyone who uses pie charts to display 24 items will not go far in life”
    *sighs*
    Goddammit

  • @acebrawlstars3545
    @acebrawlstars3545 Рік тому +229

    4:26 ‘Anyone who uses pie charts to display 24 items will not go far in life.’
    RIP Techno

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Місяць тому

      meanwhile news writers: *24 items? pethatic.*

  • @Eltik
    @Eltik 4 роки тому +4777

    Imagine the comment section without everyone saying, "Can't believe he showed this to his college."

    • @Rallego
      @Rallego 3 роки тому +26

      Just sort by old
      edit: I realized it doesn't exist

    • @NepNep8840
      @NepNep8840 3 роки тому +5

      @@Rallego oh wait, it doesn’t exist

    • @Rallego
      @Rallego 3 роки тому +5

      @@NepNep8840 yeah lol I realized that after I said that but was to lazy to go back and find my comment

    • @diamondmc3341
      @diamondmc3341 3 роки тому +3

      oh hi eltik

    • @Eltik
      @Eltik 3 роки тому +1

      @@diamondmc3341 yo

  • @SillyGoofyGuy
    @SillyGoofyGuy 4 роки тому +5602

    This was why he dropped out of college, he was to embarrassed

  • @connerstamour427
    @connerstamour427 Рік тому +72

    Lincoln: gets shot in the head:
    "This feels familiar"

  • @Connor_Top_Lad
    @Connor_Top_Lad Рік тому +591

    Technoblade:"He is ready to beat his opponents to death with a bible in the name of the lord"
    I miss all of these amazing jokes.

    • @Cytrexss
      @Cytrexss 11 місяців тому

      Me too.

    • @bmanmccall6425
      @bmanmccall6425 11 місяців тому +7

      White science man and black science man got me bro

  • @Jay-xj1hv
    @Jay-xj1hv 4 роки тому +33314

    cant believe he showed this to his whole class

    • @evilbrine0178
      @evilbrine0178 4 роки тому +687

      Honestly tho

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 4 роки тому +938

      Tbh this is not the video he shoudlve used😔

    • @reagan414
      @reagan414 4 роки тому +490

      true but like what other video could he have used?

    • @truthseeker2169
      @truthseeker2169 4 роки тому +1665

      @@janiahpapaya5988 i mean this is atleast the best humourous video in his channel that they could actually understand it without any minecraft content whatsoever

    • @Piggg440
      @Piggg440 4 роки тому +45

      Ikr

  • @FoxNZ
    @FoxNZ 4 роки тому +15860

    "rip techno's gpa"
    "dora has killed over 400 Nazis"
    "old white people"
    "White science man, and black science man"
    College: *interesting*

    • @okgoodgame
      @okgoodgame 4 роки тому +334

      Detective_Fox: "rip techno's gpa"
      "dora has killed over 400 Nazis" "old white people" "White science man, and black science man" College: interesting
      sethGG: interesting

    • @okgoodgame
      @okgoodgame 4 роки тому +131

      interesting

    • @slk7376
      @slk7376 4 роки тому +178

      @@okgoodgame "rip techno's gpa"
      "dora has killed over 400 Nazis"
      "old white people"
      "White science man, and black science man"
      College: interesting
      sethGG: interesting
      Me: *_interesting_*

    • @okgoodgame
      @okgoodgame 4 роки тому +29

      😳

    • @Generalneer4522
      @Generalneer4522 4 роки тому +46

      and lets not forget, calculvulus and french

  • @MasterPojoway
    @MasterPojoway Рік тому +889

    I have been pretty sad lately because of techno’s death but honestly, technoblade never dies, a person only dies when they’re forgotten, because a person can live on in our hearts,
    in other news, first thing I thought when I saw Lincoln’s and Techno’s compatibility I thought “hey now they can be together”

    • @mcdripeast1634
      @mcdripeast1634 Рік тому +37

      Bro that last paragraph…

    • @mystinian
      @mystinian Рік тому +26

      He was from district Old White People, but he died at 23

    • @phanpito
      @phanpito Рік тому +5

      too soon…

    • @finngriggs5592
      @finngriggs5592 Рік тому +16

      @@mystinian to think he was 17 years old when he made this. I'm 17 rn

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 Рік тому +2

      300th like

  • @sp1kyhedgehog124
    @sp1kyhedgehog124 Рік тому +71

    At least Techno is with his one true love now. I hope he and Lincoln will be very happy.

  • @ggslaxxyt2472
    @ggslaxxyt2472 4 роки тому +41666

    Imagine a room full of college kids watching this while tecnoblade is just sitting there.

  • @samyar2197
    @samyar2197 3 роки тому +3284

    Can't believe Sun Tzu wasn't there in the hunger games. Smh

  • @hotmilqx
    @hotmilqx Рік тому +391

    You're missed Technoblade, rest easy.

  • @icecreamninja4390
    @icecreamninja4390 Рік тому +389

    Watching one of his most iconic videos again hurts. But its how i know that he'll never die. He's been immortalized through content like this so he'll always stay in the hearts of his 13 million subs. We miss you, Techno.

  • @kylet3390
    @kylet3390 4 роки тому +2740

    “Has hot elbows” must have made him hide his face and want to run away when he showed his class Lol

    • @emuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @emuuuuuuuuuuuu 4 роки тому +300

      If he hid his face with his arms, he’d just be showing off his elbows

    • @oscarstudios2752
      @oscarstudios2752 4 роки тому +167

      And the class would be blasted away it's beauty

    • @CEO_TacoFlesh
      @CEO_TacoFlesh 3 роки тому +22

      But it’s true

    • @theiromia2389
      @theiromia2389 3 роки тому +31

      the teacher after class: you better work those elbows or i'll fail you, covering you this time will be a pain in the ass so i'll give you a pain too, in more than one place, besides the elbows

    • @pb_x
      @pb_x 3 роки тому +4

      @@theiromia2389 uh..

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 2 роки тому +9250

    Techno: “I wish this was more historically accurate”
    The game a few mins later: *Lincoln is shot in the head*

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 2 роки тому +460

      By John Wilkes Bidoof no less

    • @papapopov8692
      @papapopov8692 2 роки тому +95

      Taking him away from his lover again...

    • @joezegers
      @joezegers 2 роки тому +53

      John Wilkes Bidoof

    • @YourDM64
      @YourDM64 2 роки тому +8

      In the back of the head.

    • @theburger_king
      @theburger_king 2 роки тому

      What an idiot that never happened nerd

  • @unsweetpea
    @unsweetpea Рік тому +47

    Sometimes, I rewatch your old videos on loop. I still laugh as if I've heard everything you say for the first time. I initially became a channel member for the memes, and it seemed like a big flex to be called one of your millionaires. It felt special, like being in a secret club. Over time, I've come to really enjoy your content. I always look forward to your opening lines, like "Welcome guuuys!! To another episode of Skywars!" Or "Starting the streaaaaaam". You're a complete stranger to me; it seems very weird feeling this way about someone I've only watched through a screen.
    I didn't cry in June. But today, I rewatched this video and I cried then. I'm still crying now.

    • @Squib-kb2tn
      @Squib-kb2tn Рік тому +3

      It's so cool you were one of his millionares. You can brag about that for ages.
      As for me, I only subscribed after his death.. I regret that. But I'm here now, watching all his old videos. I feel like I owe him that much for everything he's done.

  • @phoenixcoursey6711
    @phoenixcoursey6711 Рік тому +194

    8:46 this exact moment, was when Techno's fate was sealed. He didn't realize, and nobody would ever realize, that on June 30th, 2022, he was actually bitten by a Bidoof, and he was about to die. Then, Juan came and finished the job by impaling Technoblade's shoulder with a spear.

  • @albinomonk13
    @albinomonk13 3 роки тому +4768

    I can imagine the pope spraining his ankle and looking back to see Batman running at him at a rapid pace

    • @DoveShy
      @DoveShy 3 роки тому +131

      Ok, now imagine it backwards..

    • @if_ur_bored_and_u_know_it_5716
      @if_ur_bored_and_u_know_it_5716 3 роки тому +50

      This shouldn’t have made me laugh 😂

    • @tdloriat5841
      @tdloriat5841 3 роки тому +54

      @@DoveShy *Jojos music intensifies*
      Pope summons sword
      "In the name of the lord you shall be vanquished"

    • @Ryan_Silver_Fang
      @Ryan_Silver_Fang 3 роки тому +20

      @@tdloriat5841 stand name :divine will
      Stand user the pope
      The stand will actively create divine artifacts to protect ita user
      Strength 3/5
      Speed 4/5
      Technique 5/5

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 3 роки тому +10

      @@Ryan_Silver_Fang Stand name: Holy Diver
      Ability: the user can create localized miracles & change reality through them.
      Stats:
      Power: A
      Speed: A
      Range: B
      Durability: A
      Precision: A
      Potential: A

  • @axelxander3177
    @axelxander3177 4 роки тому +3235

    If i was techno I'd die from embarrassment. I can feel the awkward tension in the class from here.

    • @oofnugget_weeb9212
      @oofnugget_weeb9212 4 роки тому +213

      Imagine getting to the part where he "shiped" himself with president Lincoln lol

    • @yannismpa3701
      @yannismpa3701 4 роки тому +8

      through time and space

    • @TristanPopken
      @TristanPopken 4 роки тому +68

      Most college students are really chill so he prob didn't even care that much

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 3 роки тому +12

      Tristan Popken he said he has social anxiety tho

    • @AlexJohnson-be3tj
      @AlexJohnson-be3tj 3 роки тому +15

      He could have showed the class his literary analysis of the great gatsby since i think that was kinda what that video was for

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark Рік тому +12

    1:31 "Dora the explorer, well known for her heroics during WW2..."
    He was doing the "Minions in 1940" meme before it was cool

  • @cheezpretzel
    @cheezpretzel Рік тому +34

    This video makes me hysterically cry-laugh every time I watch it. Rest easy, King - you were a legend.

  • @FUBAR900
    @FUBAR900 3 роки тому +9312

    Imagine if Technoblade never showed this to his class, but just wanted us to watch this for the views

  • @pmdoublet1948
    @pmdoublet1948 4 роки тому +3313

    "Anyone who uses pie charts to display 24 items will not go far in life" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 4 роки тому +76

      "Hello" - Einstein at some point

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 4 роки тому +7

      Pseudonymous Being lmao

    • @BossuJmek2k18
      @BossuJmek2k18 4 роки тому +4

      @Zak Gaming YT " r/whooosh " -sun tzu

    • @jarofslime37
      @jarofslime37 4 роки тому +32

      "If you want to make something a quote, just say you quoted it from The Art of War."-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 4 роки тому +1

      Jar of slime lmao

  • @painwithoutsuffering
    @painwithoutsuffering Рік тому +25

    Technoblade and President Lincoln can finally be reunited
    RIP King 🐷👑

  • @michaelgamel5915
    @michaelgamel5915 Рік тому +7

    "this is the second angriest bidoof" I'm scared of the first...

  • @luke1118
    @luke1118 4 роки тому +3885

    He should’ve showed his class “blitz a parody of blank space”

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 4 роки тому +54

      LOL it’s more funny if u understand the blitz game tho... :>

    • @nikilpakianathan4822
      @nikilpakianathan4822 4 роки тому +30

      That got techno a strike on his channel

    • @Yolbert
      @Yolbert 4 роки тому +2

      link pls

    • @lauchattp.8699
      @lauchattp.8699 4 роки тому +3

      @@Yolbert Just search the name lol

    • @cowboymooman8776
      @cowboymooman8776 3 роки тому +9

      Getting tired of walls too. i should find a new minigame. i left college for youtube. now people keep calling me "the blade"

  • @joemama6014
    @joemama6014 3 роки тому +13210

    The only reason all of techno’s old vids have so many views:
    He doesn’t upload new vids, so people have to watch back old ones to satisfy their need for technoblade.

  • @anonymous-db6gp
    @anonymous-db6gp Рік тому +36

    Technoblade now with his soulmate lincon in heaven.

  • @pXEllicul
    @pXEllicul Місяць тому +6

    This is so wonderful to look back on, reminds me why I loved Techno

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Місяць тому

      yeah he's always a legend

  • @monithek7029
    @monithek7029 3 роки тому +4518

    why does nobody ever mention that dora is a 5'2 seven year old who goes exploring in the Venezuelan jungle on a daily basis-

    • @Devin8272
      @Devin8272 3 роки тому +141

      Because if we did then someone would reply with its a cartoon

    • @katielilla8659
      @katielilla8659 3 роки тому +176

      Why do we not mention Dora is canonically 5 2 she’s taller than me at 7!

    • @ar1fabiola
      @ar1fabiola 3 роки тому +78

      WAIT 5’2

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 3 роки тому +50

      She’s actually 4 bitch’s tall af

    • @sailorquestion3229
      @sailorquestion3229 3 роки тому +78

      @@abowl5667 Your comment is why commas are important

  • @blazarre7251
    @blazarre7251 3 роки тому +4067

    Can’t believe THIS is what he decided to show his classmate

    • @bugsundermybed6496
      @bugsundermybed6496 3 роки тому +55

      Oh god please 😭😭😭

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox 3 роки тому +128

      Imo it is really funny, I can see why he did it
      I watched it like 4 times

    • @SlashJaye
      @SlashJaye 3 роки тому +7

      s

    • @dr_mafarioyt4313
      @dr_mafarioyt4313 2 роки тому +14

      Dumbledore, officially the worst wizard ever

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 роки тому +31

      I mean it was either that, or some random Minecraft video.

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 9 днів тому +4

    at least he outlived the queen

  • @goosehonk6715
    @goosehonk6715 Рік тому +10

    Atleast now technoblade can find the love of his life, president lincoln

  • @lielow4269
    @lielow4269 4 роки тому +6993

    *wins 2 Minecraft Monday's*
    Technoblade: "oh I don't even play hunger games."
    *Also Technoblade* :

    • @EwokRL
      @EwokRL 4 роки тому +45

      this was legit made 3 years ago bud

    • @lielow4269
      @lielow4269 4 роки тому +84

      r/whoosh!

    • @lcharkie
      @lcharkie 4 роки тому +15

      but this was like 4 years ago XD lol

    • @EwokRL
      @EwokRL 4 роки тому +28

      @@lielow4269 kid you fucked up and know it, dont try to use r/wooosh as your excuse lmao

    • @lielow4269
      @lielow4269 4 роки тому +54

      @@EwokRL this is obviously a joke for all the people saying week one, and two that techno was a hunger games god. Was pretending to be one of them people pointing to this joke of a hunger games video. r/whoosh

  • @leahhamby9752
    @leahhamby9752 3 роки тому +3057

    I can’t believe he had the opportunity to say that Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Bidoof and didn’t take it

    • @toootdooot710
      @toootdooot710 3 роки тому +6

      Menalik poor

    • @johng9290
      @johng9290 3 роки тому

      Pota5o

    • @chance5620
      @chance5620 3 роки тому +45

      bro i came back 5 years later and i see this comment. that is the best pun ive ever seen

    • @upscaleblue8522
      @upscaleblue8522 3 роки тому +4

      @@chance5620 Same lol

    • @thecubingduck
      @thecubingduck 2 роки тому

      Am I the only one not getting it? Like, what is the 'pun' or whatever

  • @xx-that-one-person-xx6315
    @xx-that-one-person-xx6315 Місяць тому +4

    He’s haunting us from beyond the grave, never stop randomly showing up on my home page king.
    Technoblade nevers dies.

  • @melouthechalk
    @melouthechalk Місяць тому +6

    I saw a funny video, clicked on it and heard Techno's voice
    My day is better now

  • @HeysStuff
    @HeysStuff 4 роки тому +3012

    Dont lie, if you were in the class with a youtuber with 500k subs, you would be HECKa shocked.

    • @Uchitagi
      @Uchitagi 4 роки тому +90

      Its the other way around, *your classmate has 500k on youtube.*

    • @alexz4427
      @alexz4427 4 роки тому +11

      Uchitagi my head hurts

    • @brambleblaster
      @brambleblaster 4 роки тому +46

      Uchitagi Wow big brain you just paraphrased. Good job.

    • @Uchitagi
      @Uchitagi 4 роки тому +4

      @@brambleblaster thanks

    • @brambleblaster
      @brambleblaster 4 роки тому +6

      @@Uchitagi It was sarcastic but nvm I didn't notice the original comment was edited.

  • @jazzysj2947
    @jazzysj2947 4 роки тому +23173

    can we have a 2020 remake of this masterpiece ?

    • @SmuggoTheLegit
      @SmuggoTheLegit 3 роки тому +628

      Nah I just want a fanfic of Abraham Lincoln x technoblade

    • @Pilvi_Sing
      @Pilvi_Sing 3 роки тому +52

      Remake this pls

    • @rnessa94
      @rnessa94 3 роки тому +23

      @technoblade

    • @lilywalker7499
      @lilywalker7499 3 роки тому +80

      @Technoblade Uh... can we get a 2020 remake of this? I'm asking on behalf of someone else. Also, include COVID. Thanks.

    • @qweadd6987
      @qweadd6987 3 роки тому +16

      Or/and an animation!!

  • @yourenotfunnybot
    @yourenotfunnybot Рік тому +9

    4:21 something about this statement after his death hits different

    • @pyperbrown
      @pyperbrown Місяць тому

      i’ve tried figuring it out but i gen don’t get it although it’s prob bc of my headache or smth lmao can you explain tho?

  • @NoobsailerRBH
    @NoobsailerRBH Рік тому +12

    As bleak as it is, look on the bright side - Technoblade is now with Lincoln, his true love.

  • @MarkiplierMeatMuncher8
    @MarkiplierMeatMuncher8 5 років тому +5378

    "Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history"
    Technoblade:Hold my beer

  • @bobbyminer
    @bobbyminer 3 роки тому +3725

    0:36
    "How many countries can one leader rule?" ~Technoblade, leader of the Antarctic Empire and Ruler of the entire world.

  • @darthruyrd630
    @darthruyrd630 Місяць тому +7

    Watching this video again for nostalgia purposes and if this video was made today Technoblade would be cancelled so many great jokes in here that people would throw a fit about.

  • @oskarnogalski8178
    @oskarnogalski8178 4 дні тому +3

    People still come to this video almost a decade after the release. RIP Techno, you will be missed

  • @mittensthemagic5519
    @mittensthemagic5519 4 роки тому +4252

    I bet the college students were proud of you techno

    • @curry7101
      @curry7101 4 роки тому +16

      MittensTheMagic 734 likes no replies jeez

    • @XxDATKEWLxX
      @XxDATKEWLxX 3 роки тому +15

      Oh yes they must have been

    • @bigsadd
      @bigsadd 3 роки тому +8

      1.5k likes and THREE replies

    • @thatguyflammia4896
      @thatguyflammia4896 3 роки тому +2

      @@bigsadd now 1.6k likes and 4 replies

    • @nicolai300404
      @nicolai300404 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatguyflammia4896correction 1.7k likes and 5 replies

  • @Electy
    @Electy 3 роки тому +5453

    Cant believe the first Technoblade video I watched wasn’t even a minecraft video lol

  • @papermangd
    @papermangd Рік тому +27

    “Don’t be sad that it’s over, be happy that it happened”

  • @itsblu22
    @itsblu22 Рік тому +10

    Abraham Lincoln and Technoblade are finally together now

  • @covid-22electricboogaloo15
    @covid-22electricboogaloo15 3 роки тому +1958

    "And literally Canada, well known for being America's hat"
    that's the moment my brain decided laughter was more important then breathing.

  • @bchimbbykeem
    @bchimbbykeem 3 роки тому +9274

    it’s funny how Technoblade was younger then Tommy when making this

    • @capriss_1937
      @capriss_1937 3 роки тому +553

      @@cosmicbear4748 he was younger than present tommy

    • @integrity3766
      @integrity3766 3 роки тому +40

      math

    • @bchimbbykeem
      @bchimbbykeem 3 роки тому +425

      @@cosmicbear4748 nah listen, as of present techno blade is 21 years old. Since this video was 5 years ago you subtract 5 from 21, which equals to 16 right? Tommyinnit is 17 as of present. Which means as of the time this video was made, techno blade was younger then tommyinnits present age

    • @bchimbbykeem
      @bchimbbykeem 3 роки тому +70

      @@integrity3766 nah listen, as of present techno blade is 21 years old. Since this video was 5 years ago you subtract 5 from 21, which equals to 16 right? Tommyinnit is 17 as of present. Which means as of the time this video was made, techno blade was younger then tommyinnits present age

    • @sieiaijshdiwoakzbwyuqozp
      @sieiaijshdiwoakzbwyuqozp 3 роки тому +27

      @@bchimbbykeem why is there 2 identical replies u made?

  • @TheTrueIdiotSandwich
    @TheTrueIdiotSandwich 9 місяців тому +10

    Bidoof is love, bidoof is life.

  • @The_real_frankie
    @The_real_frankie Рік тому +5

    I bet techno and Lincoln are holding hands

  • @program4215
    @program4215 6 років тому +4515

    Stalin: *listens*
    Yoda: Find shelter, we must.
    Trump: We need to build a WALL around our camp.
    Yoda: *uses force to build wall out of rocks*
    Trump: Beautiful. What a great, great wall. Amazing. When I get out I'll go and tell em' "Yoda's a great guy, a great guy".
    Yoda: An evil presence, I feel. Nearby, danger is.
    Stalin: *runs away*

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 6 років тому +64

      Cobi Lancaster
      XD

    • @iasonm6254
      @iasonm6254 6 років тому +289

      Trump says, (after yoda builds wall) 'Thank you Yoda, very cool.'

    • @N8x23
      @N8x23 6 років тому +43

      This is amazing

    • @tntmate7322
      @tntmate7322 5 років тому +7

      Nice

    • @Zazume_
      @Zazume_ 5 років тому +34

      Bidoof: Bidoof!

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 роки тому +2283

    I like how the least voted character also died first

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 4 роки тому +117

      I love democracy

    • @natalbridge5936
      @natalbridge5936 4 роки тому +13

      I love the republic!

    • @johnshelton4753
      @johnshelton4753 4 роки тому +4

      This is the second time ive seen you the first time you said some freaky shit about chickens

    • @xplantera
      @xplantera 4 роки тому +2

      why do you have two top comments?

    • @Cadomi
      @Cadomi 4 роки тому +2

      YOU AGAIN

  • @gegokuki1772
    @gegokuki1772 Рік тому +5

    At least he can be with Lincoln together now

  • @RaidBu13
    @RaidBu13 Рік тому +9

    This was the first video ive watched from Alex, it was beautiful, he will always be an inspiration

  • @cosmic0808
    @cosmic0808 3 роки тому +3614

    8:12 "canada runs away from technoblade"
    "UA-cam analytics back that information up"
    Me, a Canadian: *oh no*

  • @SurferPlasticBeach
    @SurferPlasticBeach 8 років тому +2001

    There's only Juan player left...

  • @crabkid3473
    @crabkid3473 Рік тому +5

    The fact he new all of dumbledores names makes me sad that he is gone

  • @TheSchizoTrollinator
    @TheSchizoTrollinator Рік тому +6

    5:27 if only technoblade was around to hear AI voices

  • @luffysimp1758
    @luffysimp1758 4 роки тому +2616

    Is no one questioning that bidoof shot an arrow into LINCOLNS HEAD

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +3007

    Technoblade & President Abe Lincoln : [7:47]
    _(has a potentially blooming HG romance arc)_
    John Wilkes Bidoof : _(Loads His Crossbow)_
    _"It was never meant to be..."_ [8:20]

    • @upstairs_insect5278
      @upstairs_insect5278 2 роки тому +62

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @SERAT0N1N
      @SERAT0N1N 2 роки тому +68

      *boom boom lmanburg^

    • @nolanturner3850
      @nolanturner3850 2 роки тому +18

      holy ha ha ha

    • @infinitev3111
      @infinitev3111 2 роки тому +47

      He was even shot in the head lmao

    • @MindofEmbers
      @MindofEmbers 2 роки тому +15

      Plot twist: the assassination of Abraham Lincoln is the reason he hates government. He vowed to take down all the reasons his one true love was killed.

  • @uhoh1321
    @uhoh1321 Рік тому +12

    Wanted to pay my respect on the video that introduced me to Techno. Thanks for the 7 years of laughs man, it means a lot. So long.

  • @afterjamer7372
    @afterjamer7372 Місяць тому +5

    Techno still makes me laugh

  • @patriciaanne0307
    @patriciaanne0307 3 роки тому +702

    I can't imagine having a classmate who was actually a famous youtuber and then the teacher plays his video and he mentions in the video that he has hot elbows and shipped himself with Abraham Lincoln..... 10/10 would recommend

    • @Generic_Gaming_Channel
      @Generic_Gaming_Channel 3 роки тому +23

      @@starrynights8436 bruh wtf

    • @justanothergamingyoutuber8179
      @justanothergamingyoutuber8179 3 роки тому +2

      @@Generic_Gaming_Channel hes calling techno dumb for showing this specific video to his classmates

    • @flowerrain2402
      @flowerrain2402 3 роки тому +2

      @@justanothergamingyoutuber8179 he is calling the author of comment an idiot

    • @tryeruioe
      @tryeruioe 3 роки тому +2

      @@flowerrain2402 But what if they're calling themselves an idiot?

    • @87crowhat54
      @87crowhat54 3 роки тому +15

      What if we’re all idiots

  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  8 років тому +4590

    this is definitely politically correct
    shoutout to anyone who got the "second angriest bidoof" reference

  • @Sxm_Here
    @Sxm_Here Рік тому +3

    Abe Lincoln and his wife watching :👁👄👁
    R.I.P techno, I didn’t watch your videos, but I do know you will forever be missed.

  • @thefollower2933
    @thefollower2933 Місяць тому +3

    Im sad i never watched Techno while he was alive, this video was hilarious

  • @justdadoc9443
    @justdadoc9443 5 років тому +8398

    They are hunger games... We all know who should have won...
    Stalin.

  • @double-d5490
    @double-d5490 3 роки тому +1763

    Why does Bill Nye, when he receives an explosive, look like:
    "Hey kids, it's time I show you how to make a bomb 10x powerful than originally made with the elements of the forest."

  • @coolchannelat
    @coolchannelat Рік тому +11

    “Pope Francis attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death” is the best line in the whole video lmao

  • @Ilias2
    @Ilias2 Рік тому +4

    At least he got to meet his beloved President Lincoln once more...

  • @encryptedaqua
    @encryptedaqua 4 роки тому +872

    “White science man and black science man!” He showed this to his class

    • @fizzypop3977
      @fizzypop3977 3 роки тому +59

      His class: ...
      Technoblade: *Pauses it* So thats about it i'll be on my way bye guys!
      Teacher: Ok..Anyway you can see how this would impact a persons life severely.

    • @dragonanimeart2019
      @dragonanimeart2019 3 роки тому

      Linkkk

    • @dragonanimeart2019
      @dragonanimeart2019 3 роки тому

      @@fizzypop3977 corrct

  • @overstar7900
    @overstar7900 5 років тому +2540

    *WHO WOULD WIN?*
    One supreme ruler of an African country that avoided colonization by Europe
    OR
    One thicc beaver

  • @cursedorange2234
    @cursedorange2234 Рік тому +16

    Technoblade was a master of the algorithm, many of his videos were legendary, but took time to pick up traction. This leads to his death, where all his videos likely got a boost of at least 10% with some doubling. I bet that Technoblade will have more views this month than he has ever had, going out with a last scheme, boosting his subs by multiple million, and cementing his place in our memories.

  • @Mariana_Manta
    @Mariana_Manta Рік тому +3

    He’s finally reunited with Lincoln

  • @potentialbread4682
    @potentialbread4682 3 роки тому +3265

    Just realized that he was 16 when he made this

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 3 роки тому +115

      DAMN, He was sixteen??? He sounds so good

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 3 роки тому +8

      @Egg T neat

    • @bongg_
      @bongg_ 3 роки тому +108

      He was as old as Tommy Innit but Tommy Innit sounds like half Techno’s age when he was 16

    • @leiawardinski872
      @leiawardinski872 3 роки тому +17

      He was tommy' s age when he made this

    • @user-pv4ht7zv4x
      @user-pv4ht7zv4x 3 роки тому

      Nais

  • @0verlytired931
    @0verlytired931 4 роки тому +333

    wait
    wait
    wait
    Techno says, “Has Dora ever ended an episode in which she hasn’t reached her goal,” which implies he has seen every Dora The Explorer episode, BUT WAIT, there’s more in one of Techno’s Minecraft Monday streams you can see a cup, this cup has Dora on it.
    My takeaway: Technoblade is a Dora The Explorer fan.

    • @trinis8726
      @trinis8726 4 роки тому +14

      Stan Dora

    • @aeonnova82
      @aeonnova82 4 роки тому +14

      Dont forget about the backpack from his cooking tutorial

    • @BatteryWinter
      @BatteryWinter 4 роки тому +1

      I think it's her sister's stuff.

    • @tod4442
      @tod4442 4 роки тому

      @@BatteryWinter Her sisters stuff HER TECHNOWOMAN

    • @imbored4322
      @imbored4322 4 роки тому +2

      I mean, who wouldn't? She defeated 400 nazis.

  • @norwegianopossum135
    @norwegianopossum135 Рік тому +4

    District 6 has fallen...

  • @MajesticPotato501
    @MajesticPotato501 Рік тому +7

    This is the most poetic thing I've ever seen, and I'm in a creative writing class

  • @AdityaMota
    @AdityaMota 6 років тому +1473

    "Juan recieves Medical Supplies from an unknown sponsor"
    "Its Just Healthcare from Obama"
    I DIED HEARING THIS 😂😂😂

    • @joostietoost4220
      @joostietoost4220 6 років тому +13

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    • @officerlenny961
      @officerlenny961 5 років тому +6

      Joost Heynickx 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @AdityaMota
      @AdityaMota 5 років тому +12

      @@joostietoost4220 Obamas Healtcare rejuvenated me in time. Just before Trump tried to take Obamacare away

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 5 років тому +1

      ONE THOUSANDTH LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @thegaminggame2185
    @thegaminggame2185 3 роки тому +2581

    "Bidoof shoots an arrow into President Lincoln's head."
    THAT IS UNCANNILY FITTING TO REAL LIFE

    • @hazzelonline8718
      @hazzelonline8718 2 роки тому +101

      John Wilkes Bidoof

    • @Hello_Itsme_
      @Hello_Itsme_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@hazzelonline8718 bruh what a meme

    • @Corridor3000
      @Corridor3000 Рік тому +2

      On the outside it is a cute adorable beaver, meanwhile on the inside it is bidoof

    • @ARTLECCHINO12
      @ARTLECCHINO12 Рік тому +1

      @@hazzelonline8718 thats what i thoughr

    • @theorpothompson4297
      @theorpothompson4297 Рік тому +1

      John Wilkes Doof
      Edit: Didn't read comments :/ sry

  • @PIX_THE_FOX
    @PIX_THE_FOX Рік тому +6

    techno: the queen gets the lamest death
    the queen in 2022:

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 Рік тому +7

    Fun fact: The odds of 7:49 happening right now are more than zero

  • @Noah-wd7bm
    @Noah-wd7bm 4 роки тому +1298

    Imagine watching this during a college class

  • @pseudonymous_
    @pseudonymous_ 3 роки тому +2582

    I’m just glad Techno knew Dumbledore’s full name

    • @frazure757
      @frazure757 3 роки тому +14

      He googled it

    • @sittingtreeva927
      @sittingtreeva927 2 роки тому +102

      @@frazure757 nah he's an actual Potterhead. He isn't joking when calls himself a nerd xD

    • @frazure757
      @frazure757 2 роки тому +2

      @@sittingtreeva927 nerd

    • @dominicdiscolo3853
      @dominicdiscolo3853 2 роки тому +2

      Same I’m impressed

    • @aviaspotter32
      @aviaspotter32 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know the Brian part lol

  • @lizdogx9871
    @lizdogx9871 Рік тому +14

    This has always stuck with me since I first watched it. I was a fan ever since. Technoblade, you will always be my hero. Thank you for always making me smile. o7 Blood God

  • @samihamchev9528
    @samihamchev9528 Рік тому +5

    I put away watching this video for so long and now when I finally watched it, I noticed that it was uploaded on my birthday.
    ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

  • @JESUSCHRIST-ee5tb
    @JESUSCHRIST-ee5tb 3 роки тому +1571

    You put Stalin on a “HUNGER games” tournament

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 3 роки тому +37

      Hunger is all he knows

    • @joshuapere997
      @joshuapere997 3 роки тому +3

      Don't use God's name in vain by saying Goddamn or even Holy Cow or OMG. Ur Breaking the second commandant!!!! Repent n believe!!!! In Jesus!!! He will surely forgive you 🙏!!!!!

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 3 роки тому +24

      Joshua pere I was about to ask if you were Jewish. Then I realized you mentioned Jesus.
      Just in case you didn’t know, the law of Moses is no longer active. Jesus’ death was the end of it. Read Romans 10:4.
      Also it was the 3rd commandment. What it meant was that we can’t carry God’s name in vain. So as a nonbeliever for example. Plus, “God” isn’t even his name, it’s a title.

    • @andro5290
      @andro5290 3 роки тому +6

      @@terrestrialcreature7481 I don't know how you correlated The Laws of Moses to Romans 10:4 at all- like those two are very different things, one is using the literal meaning of laws and the law they talk about in Romans 10:4 is like justice shall prevail or something like that. The 2nd commandment that the person used was technically correct since it is used by Lutheners and Catholics (One of the largest Christian groups) so they were probobaly either one of those (If they belived in any religion that is), and yes technically you can say they were wrong that it should be the 3rd commandment but YOU cant change anyones belief in religion so they themselves should do that so this person is technically correct in their own opinion. And lastly you can even say that God is the name of "God"; but we will never know since God itself hasnt told their name yet, so who says that God isnt their name? That's right no one can. And lastly maybe its a joke? Have you ever thought of that?

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 3 роки тому +3

      Jacob Chan I wasn’t very clear. Read Ephesians 2:15 and Colossians 2:13,14. They’re more straightforward.
      About the commandments, some religions prefer to merge the first 2 commandments into 1, since they’re so similar, and split another commandment in 2 so there continue to be 10. But there isn’t much evidence for it; only slightly supported by the parallel version said in Deuteronomy. So it’s more logical to just keep it as is. But if they prefer the other method, it’s fine. Now to address your last point. God’s name is expressed in the oldest Hebrew manuscripts as 4 consonants. The four letters in English would be YHWH or JHVH. Which you can translate to Yahweh or Jehovah. Why isn’t this name used often? Because of a superstitious idea that arose among the Jews that it was wrong to pronounce his name. Maybe they felt the name would be misused by non-Jewish people, but nobody exactly knows. The King James Bible used LORD or GOD to represent the consonants. God’s name in that Bible is only found in 4 places: Exodus 6:3, Psalms 83:18, Isaiah 12:2, and Isaiah 26:4. American Standard Version says his name 6883 times, which is closer to what it originally was.

  • @philippussner2647
    @philippussner2647 3 роки тому +983

    Soo uhh... the fact that lincoln got shot in the head is just gonna fly under the radar...? Okay cool

    • @auskid4377
      @auskid4377 2 роки тому +66

      Well it’s kinda routine now

    • @n8dz
      @n8dz 2 роки тому +19

      pffffft

    • @skiepern
      @skiepern 2 роки тому +60

      By John Wilkes Bidoof, no less

    • @helizteil2625
      @helizteil2625 2 роки тому +5

      @@skiepern Take our like and leave.

  • @xoticcuber6385
    @xoticcuber6385 Рік тому +5

    I know no one will see this but i wanted to say rip live in our hearts and in heaven forever

  • @mbcodes18
    @mbcodes18 Рік тому +4

    To be honest, part of me still wants to believe that this is all a huge prank. This man was a legend, and hopefully will go down in some history book about the internet's early days 100 years in the future.