“I’m free” - Bedwars win streak “I’m free” - TNT 10 second run “I’m free...” Potato War 3 He’s free from his mortal constraints to go fight God in heaven. Rest Easy, Techno.
Techno with Rocket is the most wholesome thing I think I’ve seen yet. Especially the gasps of pure joy and love for how fast the horse was and how high it could jump.
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"we're gonna cut that out" -Technoblade in the uncut livestream 6/30/2022: i can't believe i sat through the first minute of that video with the biggest grin on my face with 110% confidence that it was gonna be a massive prank safe travels, king
@@galacticecho-wolf9716 I mean, I don't think so. I might be wrong but I think that tnt and creepers still do damage in water. They just don't break blocks.
"The chat is terrible. The chat hates you." Ah yes. *flashbacks to where Techno wishes for sup drag helmet then the chat wishes for boots, and the dragon gave boots*
@@rishi-plays420 he does everything on first try, even the all other tries after first are all first tries. Technoblade did the 2nd try 1st try Ok you are correct, he didn't
"the chat is always right, that's the one thing we've learned from this." A couple minutes earlier "I mean, I don't think that would work but if the chat says it- OH MY GOSH THAT DID NINE AND A HALF DAMAGE!"
17:41 "Alright, we can use this donkey to find a faster horse" It's the equivalent of using your wood pic to mine 3 cobblestone to make a better pickaxe
Skeppy and Finn did this every minute. They struggled, finn died (and never came back) and you beat the whole game with tnt spawning every 10 seconds and did it in 2 tries. That, is pure skill.
Bro why do I miss this dude so much even though I've never watched his videos before He just has that chill and wholesome aura where if you even watch one video you will see that he's a good guy. Rest In Peace Technoblade
@@pingutyp7524 Never heard of anyone who had cancer and survive it, they may take medication and all, but they might live for a couple years before it kill them
@@bobross6449 h’es grown really close to Technoblade and picked up a bunch of his mannerisms plus he’s got the head voices/ loss of control state so the fandom has deemed him the blood prince (Michael is a blood duke I believe since duke is below prince)
@@rubenaalexander5007 *Direct quote:* "...never trust the chat..." *Implication:* Chat tells falsehoods and untruths. *'Untruth' synonym:* "lie" *Final implication:* Chat lies and is full of liars. *Final (paraphrased) quote:* "THE CHAT IS A BUNCH OF LIARS!" *boom...*
Matt Pink what did I copy? If you say someone else used this your actually dumb. I haven’t read any other comments and even if I did, people think similar, that doesn’t mean I copied someone. Grow up.
I never had the pleasure of enjoying new releases from the legend. Was never a huge fan of Minecraft UA-cam. This guy was a champion of the people, sowed happiness whenever he posted and i feel foolish for only posthumously honoring that. Can.. can I say it? Technoblade never dies!
UA-cam decided to kill me with sadness and nostalgia today, i guess... Cuz I cant find another reason why it decided to show this 5 year old long forgotten video to me today.
Viewers: tells techno to stand in water so he wont get hurt by tnt Techno: does it anyways TNT: almost blows him into pork chops Techno: *scared techno nosies* 2:15
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“I’m free” - Bedwars win streak
“I’m free” - TNT 10 second run
“I’m free...” Potato War 3
He’s free from his mortal constraints to go fight God in heaven.
Rest Easy, Techno.
he do be free doe
Im free Alchemy war 7 2023
@@Dot1com-g5p stfu lmao
@@Dot1com-g5p ok normie.
@@Dot1com-g5p ok karen
*bat explodes*
techno: haha
*crafting table explodes*
techno: im sorry
:^
So true XD
its Technoblade what do you suspect
Don’t forget the donkey too
Crafting tables don’t carry COVID
1% Endermen dying
1% Donkey dying
1% Techno's diamonds getting blown up
97% Technoblade: HHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yes?
It's more like HeH hEh HEEEHH
Correction: 1% Endermen dying
1%Donkey dying
1%Techno’s diamonds getting blown up
96% Technoblade: HHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1% *It’s not ROCKET science.*
are you my soulmate or something...
He said I’m getting cyber bullied 👨🏽🦳👨🏽🦳👩🏿👩🏻🦰
Techno with Rocket is the most wholesome thing I think I’ve seen yet. Especially the gasps of pure joy and love for how fast the horse was and how high it could jump.
brick
Why u say brick
brick
E
Can’t forget the og brick
Techno when hes speaking normally: *Deep voice*
Techno when he takes damage: *AAAAAAH*
And when he finds diamonds
not even close baby and techno almost died.
TECHNO NEVER DIES
everyone: techno has a deep voice
corpse: nobody remembers me anymore
Shh. We speak nothing of the bed
This feels nostalgic after the last charity stream, where people donated so many TNT's that they were queued and kept spawning for several minutes
what even is this compared to getting tnt every half second
I was just about to comment this- Welcome.
Especially underground. He freaking bored down to bedrock in 1.18
That was traumatizing
True
"omg are you kidding me"
*instantly blows himself up, no hesitation*
what do you mean?
@@Nohesenbeaureg 20:31
What, im confused that time stamp is just a picture of techno beating the game...
@@billnye5507 yeah same
@@Nohesenbeaureg nvm i get it now
I just love
Speedrunners: no armor
Techno: *full enchanted diamond armor*
2019 the speedrunning scene was heavily unoptimized. Many did get some armor. No armor was seen as worsening consistency back then
*Almost full enchanted diamond armor**
@@arttukettunen5757😢 no😢🎉🎉🎉 and 😢I 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Speedrunners don't have something comparable to a timed end crystal explosion with the 1.8 tnt spawning on them constantly.
@@brandonbombplays9304he died
LMAO I can't stop laughing as soon as he enters the end he panics and sleeps on a bed XDDD
The bed was clearly a paid actor
I never saw that happen. That didn’t happen what are you talking about.
_Technoblade never dies_
Sneakyburrito I have no idea what you are talking about he never died
I think you guys are in a coma.. I never saw him die.
-Technoblade never dies-
@@gakmey yes he does deal with it
@@gakmey he did deal with it
"never believe the chat"
-Techno
"We all know the chat tells the truth"
-Techno
just because something is the truth does not mean it is said truthfully
lol
nvm listen to chat :D
@@kaboomgaming4255 its a joke-
i was the 1000th like and it just made my whole week
“Never listen to the chat the chat hates you”
Also the chat: /top
*Nice*
“The chat! It’s too powerful!”
That was Chris’ chat
But still, techno said that still
What episode was that?
4 years ago techno: the chat hates me!!!
Now chat: we miss you king
😢
" C'mon guys, c'mon. *It's not rocket science.* "
Why do I love this man.
@@Truenkyy how about we delete our reply so it gets to 1k
Yes. Me too 👇
@@ananx4914 W h a t
I made the reply an odd NUMBER hahahahahahaha my evil plans worked >:)
That is exactly why we love this man
This evolved into a story of a man who fell in love with his curse
ngl this is a good writing prompt
AAA ikr
*horse
Megumin lol
oddly wholesome
I love how most of these comments are recent. *We are content deprived*
ur so right
Amen 👐
Yep
It could be worse. I’m a Twitter stan, and in July, we freaked out whenever Technoblade tweeted or even said something in Twitch chat.
It got to the point where we tried to tweet, “Technoblade” at the same time to summon a tweet. Surprisingly, it worked.
suddenly reappeared on my youtube suggestions, how nostalgic watching this video again...
Same
Same bro
real
“Wheres techno, it’s been a month!”
Start getting used to it, newcomers.
lol
Idk why I even bother checking his channel at this point
You know I actually that since he hit one mil he would upload more often. Also he dropped out of college. Boy was I wrong.
I'm a newcomer
From 2 months ago
After watching mrfudgemonkeyz I've learned to be patient with monthly uploads. Not sure about yearly though.
Hahahahah
I love how he says, “That crafting table’s gone,”
and he has 14 more in his inventory.
Yeah me too 😂🤣😆
14
LOL
r/you beat me to it
pp
Guys, Techno had a perfect run where he didn't die at all and didn't kill himself with a bed
Not at all
I thought I saw him die but it was all an illusion!!
I still don't understand how he is that good
It was amazing!
Perfect Run! Totally no accidental explosions
This man had such a kind heart that he said sorry to a crafting table, rip miss you techno
He's been playing bedwars for so long the bed finally retaliated
Relatab
Wdym it's clearly a visual bug smh
@@gagne6928 wdym its a visual bug
Commas are very important to not getting woooshed
I don’t think anybody realized who he was talking to
TNT used to be the weakness of techno, now techno uses tnt to solve all his problems.
ImNotBoss 1 Minecraft Monday started in June 2019, this video was posted October 2019....
Nice badge mate
That washing machine isnt working properly? *TNT IT*
Gf cheating on you? *TNT HER*
Depression making too much problems? *TNT....*
@@sodonewithit.literally *The Brain*
@@allingquilatonestacion4353 YEAAAAH YOU GOT THE SPIRIT
Technoblade in 2019: THIS HORSE IS SO FAST!!!
Technoblade in 2020: Eh, decent speed, but I need 13 hearts
dont you DARE compare those *garbage* horses to Rocket!!!
e
A god apple gives u 14 hearts
@@jenniferwojcio5377 he means
the horses hearts...
@@masta6726 give the horse the god apple
11:49 Even after death, Techoblade is still making me laugh 😂
Rest easy king 👑💐
18:50
Techno: " *chat* we need to name this horse"
Also Techno: "it's called Rocket idc what anyone in the *chat* says"
I dont cnow
a technoblade does what a technoblade does
Idc means i dont care not I dont cnow
He said "Chat we need to name it" not "Chat name this horse
@@User-1939t9 ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
“TNT spawns on me every 10 seconds.”
So, like any normal person, I wondered “How can I use this information to destroy my enemies?”
Yes
/excute [type=player] summon tnt 200 ticks unconditional always active repeat
I would use the TNT to launch up really high
@@blackimpostor5324 how do I make it to spawn a illusioner inside me
@@HYdro961 not smart but probably same thing but replace tnt with illusioner
"I'm actually getting killed" hes so confused because Technoblade never dies
I think he is mocking them for attempting to kill him
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leo porto I like ya cut g
leo porto pls Pinned Me Pls pls pls pls
@@Nitrez lmao no
14:00 'cause i'm a tactical geniu- mMMnNyYYeHHm- tactical genius.' -Technoblade 2019
Technoblade: Everything in the chat says is true
Before Technoblade: NEVER LISTEN TO THE CHAT, THE CHAT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
His voice just sounded so betrayed I loved that
We ain't deaf kiddo
@@pach7611 i hate people like you
@@pach7611 Srsly? I don't think you know how to tell from jokes to ones that actually aren't joking.
@@pach7611 We ain't stupid like you, kiddo
Techno: *Tests something that the chat says*
Also techno: Never again
2:15
is technoblade weak to tnt
@@deepadevadasan minecraft monday vids
Lol
i you r a bub
Techno: Im naming it Rocket idc what anyone says
Chat: T E C H N O H O R S E
and he just turned into a horse 6 days ago bc pigs don't live past 20 years
@@gavindao6754 omgggg yes hahahahahaah
@@gavindao6754 plot twist of the century
I would like this comment but it's at 69 likes srry
@@cursedimage.mp415 good man
Technoblade didn’t die. He just returned to this world and Rocket to watch the sunset on a grieving universe..
this is the most emotion i've ever heard in technoblade's voice lmaoo
aAuuhHHh
7:24 so much emotion
@@yourstepsister2018 the music then is scary
@@kaboomgaming4255 that’s the cave sounds lmao
@@yourstepsister2018 exactly
"we're gonna cut that out"
-Technoblade in the uncut livestream
6/30/2022: i can't believe i sat through the first minute of that video with the biggest grin on my face with 110% confidence that it was gonna be a massive prank
safe travels, king
That definitely didn’t happen
@@toeverdoit wym
@@toeverdoit It did
@@toeverdoit why would it "definitely" not happen
@@johnhenderson5041 Boomer alert
To everyone who didn't see the stream: I can confirm that he didn't kill himself in the end and it was a graphical bug
(this won't be cheap techno)
Wait are you serious..... WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE YOU ARE
(Waiting for the cash my man)
yeah techno would never do such a cowardly act
Yeah, Techno avoided dying in the end by *pure skill*
also, _Rocket is the best pony_
(this doesn't cost anything because of communism)
Yeah I was there too
@@karlisulmanis3810
obligatory soviet anthem starts playing
i miss you techno
Same :(
We all do.
lmao i love how techno always makes the same noise when he finds diamonds
huuuoaoaaaa
H A A A A A A
That high pitched inhaling sound
1000th like
Haaaaahhhhh
Technoblade: everything the chat says is true
The chat: go in the water the tnt won’t harm you
I mean it used to work with creepers but now it don't
@@galacticecho-wolf9716 I mean, I don't think so. I might be wrong but I think that tnt and creepers still do damage in water. They just don't break blocks.
@@Interestking Huh? It must be a glitch for me then.
Bad chat
@@galacticecho-wolf9716 it works with tnt but the tnt must be completely under water
"The chat is terrible. The chat hates you."
Ah yes. *flashbacks to where Techno wishes for sup drag helmet then the chat wishes for boots, and the dragon gave boots*
That was hilarious 😂
What about technosupport
I remember that so well...
Llol
Ah yes. The days of hypixel skyblock uploads. Those were simpler times.
technoblade never dies, even the bed said it
20:40 it's hilarious how he blows up, not to TNT, but to a bed
It was a visual bug you saw nothing
@BLACK kwent it’s a joke
@John Michael Napa, Cruz he took your spelling when he died
21:00 so true
wdym
Its incredible how he managed to beat this on the 1st try
@demonic swag bruh it was a joke
@@rishi-plays420 wooosh
@@rishi-plays420 shut up bruh
@@rishi-plays420 he does everything on first try, even the all other tries after first are all first tries.
Technoblade did the 2nd try 1st try
Ok you are correct, he didn't
@@rishi-plays420 r/woooosh
The reason that it wasn’t Technoblade in the thumbnail, is because Techno never dies.
So he had to hire an actor to make it seem realistic.
Technoblade: kills creeper with TNT
Chat: he killed something that blows up with something that blows up
@@willbradford4575 LOL
is was techno tho
@@fiendfoliorealnotfake it was his people
Make the minecraft mob sad ❤️
I miss this guy's videos bro. Rip
"Kill the bat" he tried to warn us, and we did not listen
Hahaha viruses
LMAOO🤣🤣🤣🤣
Techno the time traveler confirmed
The bat who died to turn into a soup:
u̶͖̖͆̊̈́͡͡ g̷̵̸̡̼̱͎͎̞ͤͬ̅͢͟͞e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞i҉̧̯̤̙͔̑ͧ̅̔ͦ́͜͟͢͝͠?
He had an evolved epitaph
Technoblade: *Dies*
People die when they are killed-
Technoblade: No
Stop copying onee-chan!!!! >_
Ayyyy
Do you like Erza????
Because you are Jilal or how does that name
Nice to see you again
@@Insorainity
Who
Why are you everywhere I go
**kills creeper with tnt**
“I used the stones to destroy the stones”
I used the boom to kill the boom
I used the creeper to destroy the creeper
I used the uno reverse card
*Uses tnt to destroy contraption that spawns the tnt*
“I used the stones to destroy the stones”
"I am the creeper to destroy the creeper"
Thanks youtube for recommending another Technoblade classic. Keep it going more people need to know about him. Technoblade never dies o7
"i dedicate this pearl to my sisters"
Right!?!? I saw it and was like aww
Drista vs technosister wwe smackdown 2021
@@wattlebottle4078 lol
@@wattlebottle4078 gg
@@wattlebottle4078 the battle we all wanted, not dream v techno
Techno:
Bed: “allow me to introduce myself”
iiColdDay O_o right click yes it’s big brain time
Bed: "I'm a man of wealth and taste."
Bed: “I have many qualifications for this job including killing you, making you sad, and ruining hopes and dreams”
no, it was an OBS glitch
You do know that he died because of TNT right
why is no one talking about how incredibly high his horse jumped like what-
Emmet im jealous
I I’ve gotten a horse that if you jump of a one block tall stop it takes fall damage also it was fastest hours I’ve gotten in my 2000 hours
@@billy2587 Ooh that sounds really cool! They wouldnt happen to have a yt vid on it, would they?
@@a.person1805 they do
becuase techno talked about it
"the chat is always right, that's the one thing we've learned from this."
A couple minutes earlier "I mean, I don't think that would work but if the chat says it- OH MY GOSH THAT DID NINE AND A HALF DAMAGE!"
Favorite part of the video
“TNT jump”
Techno: “I’d rather not”
become Hashito
*BUT THE CONTENT TECHNO COMON*
he then did one with bucket mlg in the end tho
I was the first one who said it and I don't even get credit
mic is french (✷‿✷)(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
"Come on, guys. Come on. *It's not rocket science."*
I love you for that pun
Sad he cut the quip about "rocket surgery".
Technoblade 2019
Goatmeal shutup nerd
Lem ow
@@thenumb3r1lionofthelegacys50 no u
17:41
"Alright, we can use this donkey to find a faster horse"
It's the equivalent of using your wood pic to mine 3 cobblestone to make a better pickaxe
And then burn the wooden pickaxe for satisfaction and food/iron.
@@9nikola you describe me so well.
It's free real estate
Except the donkey is not necessesary, just a conveinience
using internet explorer to download chrome
2:25 For anyone wondering, water only stops BLOCK damage. It does nothing to the damage you and others take.
Creeper: Who are you?
Technoblade: I`m you but stronger
Charged creeper: are you sure?
We have same name lad
RLCraft Creeper: okay guys settle down. We all know it's me who is the strongest, right?
The cooler daniel
the noob King well he don’t die instantly
So you're saying TNT spawned every 10 seconds trying to blow him up but the only way he did blow up was by a bed.
What do you mean? I don’t remember that happening in the video?
technically no because like techno said, *techno never dies*
@NotElchamo I agree, they need to stop lying and saying that he died.
No it was like an OBS glitch or something
@NotElchamo right!? I can’t stand people who lie and say that technoblade died
This is why he's so good at nether mining.
101 likes
@@danna.f5342 didn’t ask
Mateo Swiftseed So why did you respond
Mateo Swiftseed I don’t care if you don’t care
@@mateoswiftseed354 who asked you
Dame I feel old watching a techno video on a version of Minecraft that was my childhood. Life truly is a fleeting thing. Rest easy king
“This should be a torture method”
cbt
Charmander you forgot -me 2019
I read this after he said it
It gave me anxiety just watching it
Charmander i saw this literally right after i heard it
Skeppy and Finn did this every minute. They struggled, finn died (and never came back) and you beat the whole game with tnt spawning every 10 seconds and did it in 2 tries. That, is pure skill.
Nah fam, he did it first try, cuz technoblade never dies
*1 try*****
Skeppy sucks so yeah
@@mich4408 Indeed
@@impdis Thank you for the correction, my grammar was off point.
Technoblade: **Kills creeper with TNT**
Also Technoblade: “I used the stones to destroy the stones.”
I use the kaboom to destroy the kaboom.
usually also technoblade: ___ is supposed to be something going agaisnt the previous staement, therefore this meme is officially NOT VALID
@@Diego-ye2os 🙂
Bro why do I miss this dude so much even though I've never watched his videos before
He just has that chill and wholesome aura where if you even watch one video you will see that he's a good guy.
Rest In Peace Technoblade
Mee too, I've never watched any of his video. But he seems chill. RIP tech
Cancer his a very deadly illness no one can survive😢
@@fireandice99 Anyone can survive cancer but it's all up to odds to be honest.
There's a 50/50 if you will be able to fight it off or not
@@pingutyp7524 Never heard of anyone who had cancer and survive it, they may take medication and all, but they might live for a couple years before it kill them
I jus hope I don't get that and HIV, STI, STV, HPV, HERPES123💀😷
20:26
I thought he was so mad he just immediately killed himself 😂
What? He didn't die? What are you talking about that was just a graphical bug
A Graphical Bug in OBS™
?????
I dont know what your seeing, that was just a bug???
Is your youtube glitching? I see nothing?
“So many lives lost.....The blood in my hands” LMAO I CAN’T-
what its not even that funny
@@mclz_ uhm okay...
@@lunaplays2755 did i upset u?
@@mclz_ No I just have horrible humor
@@lunaplays2755 unlike me i dont laugh at all
"Go into the water you boomer."
*goes in water*
*nearly dies*
Ok Boomer
justin biggs ok zoomer
@@justinbiggs1005 ok zoomer
DaZelda Boi ok rooster
Ok roomer
5:53 funniest technoblade joke ever
The developers: “Minecraft is a calm fun game”
Ah yes very calm😃👍
@@BlueDolphinAnimates wtf
@Natalie Sousa yea i know wtf that reply was a joke lol
@@BlueDolphinAnimates this is technoblade
Yes A take a coffee break game
"We already have a wooden pickaxe, we practically won the game" -Technoblade
Haha
Omg u quoted the vid good job
Dream is a nub, I beat minecraft practically by only making a pickaxe.
lov your profile:}
desinc
Maybe he's using his technique where he dosent upload so people will be sooo bored they will rewatch his old videos and he can get more views
The future is you my lad
If thats realy wats hapning its working
Its working-
You meant his technonique :)
Well It works... this is my 3rd time watching watching? Maybe more
Techno in bedwars: no weapons or armor challenge
Techno in vanilla: *FULL PROT FOUR D I A M O N D ARMOUR*
Techno’s voice mixed with his personality is something I don’t think we expected but something we love
@socksncrocs idk what’s special about you?
Tbh that makes him to be wholesome
@@cxtcutsml706 deep and weird
Was seriously impressed when he whipped out the water bucket after getting launched in the air at the End
What do u expect
Hannah Hunt i was reading this as that was abt to happen so i looked back up at the video at the most perfect time
Im trash and ive done the exact thing, you should just get better :)
@@BearManPiggy ok
I would be impressed by it, but he died to a bed so...
Technoblade: everything the chat says is true
Also technoblade 21 mins before: never trust the chat the chat always lies
Visible confusion
2:15
r/whoosh
„Click on this link, I need VIEWS!“
Whelp. I‘m not gonna argue with a dead guy.
*clicks links
Nobody:
Techno whenever something mildly cool happens: *_G A S P_*
Mildly? Naw bro this is a champion
"YEAAAAH"
Champion Wolfaroo yea XD
Techno when something awesome happens:
I like cock
“Everyone knows the chat never lies”
Pewdiepie’s chat: *sleep in the nether*
neither
neither
I don’t want Subscribers *nether ;)
neither
Ok she edited it.
“I actually wanna kill the enderman”
*Little did he know within a year he would be sheltering an enderman hybrid nicknamed the blood prince.*
And Edward
wait why is he called the blood prince?
@@bobross6449 h’es grown really close to Technoblade and picked up a bunch of his mannerisms plus he’s got the head voices/ loss of control state so the fandom has deemed him the blood prince (Michael is a blood duke I believe since duke is below prince)
@@Shadow-tf4rb okay thank you
Or you know you could also say 3 videos
tnt spawns on him❌
tnt chases him✔
Techno: “I quit college so I can focus on UA-cam”
Also Techno: *doesnt upload for 4 weeks*
*SCAMMMMM*
Did he say anything. Where has he gone?
34clay 53 everyone’s complaining about him not uploading but Im thinking I’m the only one that’s worried lol
Andre Hana I’m just teasing, I’m not actually mad or upset that he’s not uploading :) I understand that Techno has a life outside of block game.
Andre Hana he has been bidding on a lot of crystal fragments in skyblock, so I’m assuming there will be a video on crystal armor soon
He's probably going back for this lit major now that MM is canceled
Plot twist: Rocket is Carl’s father
Ah i see
Damn who knew
:O YESS
Yes
:o
2:20
Technoblade: "THE CHAT IS A BUNCH OF LIARS!"
20:53
Technoblade literally 2 hours later: "The chat never lies."
Wrong timestamps but still lmao worthy.
@@godsleftcheek fixed it. Thanks for the heads up.
I think that was the joke...
Technically he didn't say that the chat lies, he just said that the chat hates you and that you should never trust it.
@@rubenaalexander5007
*Direct quote:* "...never trust the chat..."
*Implication:* Chat tells falsehoods and untruths.
*'Untruth' synonym:* "lie"
*Final implication:* Chat lies and is full of liars.
*Final (paraphrased) quote:*
"THE CHAT IS A BUNCH OF LIARS!"
*boom...*
That water mlg was MAKING ME THINK HE'S A PRO
Rest in peace our legend
I don't care what you say, the little "aah" gasp noise he makes when he gets excited is the most wholesome thing ever.
It is 🥺
yeshhh
more like “heeuughh”
@@drmosaddegh 14:20
its more like E
Technoblade: The only human being not scared of cave sounds.
Cave sounds are scared of Technoblade
@@Justhunk Technoblade is the new(er) Chuck Norris?
Alwan i play with volume down lmaooooo
The only thing Technoblade is scared of is himself, hint the bed.
Watch his VR video
*techno:* drops out of college to play Minecraft
*also techno:* doesn’t upload for a month
COPYYYYYY
Matt Pink what did I copy? If you say someone else used this your actually dumb. I haven’t read any other comments and even if I did, people think similar, that doesn’t mean I copied someone. Grow up.
@@yourmumsuckslmaoxd5999 its funny how someone with that name telling me to grow up lol
@@yourmumsuckslmaoxd5999 and yes there is a similiar comment as yours im sorry if i misunderstood but yeah there is a similiar comment
@@kodyparedes8268 ikr
I never had the pleasure of enjoying new releases from the legend. Was never a huge fan of Minecraft UA-cam. This guy was a champion of the people, sowed happiness whenever he posted and i feel foolish for only posthumously honoring that.
Can.. can I say it?
Technoblade never dies!
Same:/
Did yall see how he threw a flower where the donkey died :']
I’m pretty sure it was just because he needed a free hand to get on the horse
I saw!
@@AJD45 shut the fuc up
he just wanted to like clear his inventory ig
@@Grumpy_Slimer why are u being rude to them
Technoblade: easily finds diamonds
Me: strip mining for hours without finding diamonds
yeah, i've been there too dude. sometimes its hard to find diamonds, and sometimes its easy to find diamonds. you just have to be patience
@@williamyahya6174 hi i will spend days to find diamondss
@@williamyahya6174 im not.....
Yeah I had a world where I found diamonds but,my diamond pickaxe... I accidentally threw it in lava in the nether... I immediately deleted it
yeah none of the diamonds do fine worthy stuff anymore
Techno: look at me
Creeper: sure
Techno LOOK AT ME
Creeper: sure
Techno: I’m the creeper now.
Nice. ( What have I done)
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
This came up in my recommended, and I have a feeling there are many others watching this as I am. RIP Technoblade, your influence lives on.
“That craftin’ table’s gone.” *has 14 crafting tables in his hot bar*
has the same energy as techno making 51 crafting tables
Back then we have “Epstein didn’t kill himself”
And now we have “Technoblade didn’t kill himself”
Mein Fisch technoblade never dies
had*
hey did you know there's fall damage in real life he didn’t he pointed out a stupid error in a stupid comment
Michael Solomon if you understood the sentence, why correct it?
Huh
favorite running technoblade joke: extremely attached to horses
I said horshes instead of horses
jorgen
I think everyone else's is "technoblade never dies"
Techno: loves horses
Smallishbeans: *death to all horses*
@@CheshireEclipse Techno to Smallishbeans: so you have chosen death
UA-cam decided to kill me with sadness and nostalgia today, i guess...
Cuz I cant find another reason why it decided to show this 5 year old long forgotten video to me today.
Viewers: tells techno to stand in water so he wont get hurt by tnt
Techno: does it anyways
TNT: almost blows him into pork chops
Techno: *scared techno nosies* 2:15
lol
OMG THAT DID NINE AND A HALF I WASENT EVEN THAT CLOSE TO IT!!!!! -Techno
I want to see him eat porkchops
Techno: "Do not spawn near my crafting table"
Game: *Spawns TNT next to him*
Techno: *Screams*
Me: Such a perfectly cut scream
time stamp?
@@fromzeepewithlove2112 1:34
Creeper: *Gets ready to explode
Technoblade: *Throws a reverse card
Creeper: D:
@Poka Tetris That's not a dead meme how dare you.
@@BuckBewENOfficial it is a dead meme,and also annoying
@@iamkestrel Really? Awwww man
Creeper?
Aww Man
4:55
Rest in peace Technoblade, you've moved on to conquer the kingdom of heaven.